“Red One” - A $250 Million Dollar Disaster - Review and Deep Dive

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  • @myfriendscallmepat
    @myfriendscallmepat  วันที่ผ่านมา +9

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    • @Mottalott
      @Mottalott วันที่ผ่านมา +19

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    • @SolaireHighwind
      @SolaireHighwind วันที่ผ่านมา +20

      The Scentbird CEO is dreadful, maybe avoid this sponsorship next time!

    • @auryel6391
      @auryel6391 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      Scentbird's CEO is absolutely crazy D:

    • @caughtdoubtless
      @caughtdoubtless วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Boyfriend or not, my crush on you won't go away. 😅

    • @CrazyGoth631
      @CrazyGoth631 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Scentbird is literally ran by a dangerous cult leader!

  • @sunbirth4795
    @sunbirth4795 วันที่ผ่านมา +561

    i watched because i wanted to see a talking polar bear. pirated it and skipped all the parts without the talking polar bear. he was a polar bear, and he talked. left the movie with everything i had wanted out of it. best moviegoing experience of my life

    • @elise_g
      @elise_g วันที่ผ่านมา +31

      Happy for you

    • @drewlop
      @drewlop วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      *moviestaying but well played 🫡

    • @pumpkinspicetrashbag
      @pumpkinspicetrashbag วันที่ผ่านมา +24

      If you like taking polar bears, you’re gonna love the 2006 movie “the golden compass”, as well as a few episodes of the hbo show “his dark materials”.

    • @sunbirth4795
      @sunbirth4795 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

      @@pumpkinspicetrashbag dont worry, im already a huge fan of Iorek.

    • @ardentambivalance
      @ardentambivalance วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      This might just be the best review for anything I've ever read

  • @DrPie0licious
    @DrPie0licious วันที่ผ่านมา +126

    Hot Take: Any role The Rock charges millions of dollars to do could be done infinitely better by Dave Bautista

    • @bazzfromthebackground3696
      @bazzfromthebackground3696 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +10

      Pretty cold "hot take."

    • @alonsoarana5307
      @alonsoarana5307 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      John Cena too lol

    • @larryjackson2184
      @larryjackson2184 9 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

      Hotter take: You could replace any of them with Steven Seagal and have comedy gold.

    • @picahudsoniaunflocked5426
      @picahudsoniaunflocked5426 6 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      CM Punk exists, c'mon.

  • @nilus2k
    @nilus2k วันที่ผ่านมา +283

    Putting a Christmas movie out in mid November means they don’t care how it does and plan to have it to streaming before Dec 25th so the family can gather around the TV and see the box office bomb together

    • @blackbirdfilms1966
      @blackbirdfilms1966 21 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      So that also means the same for other christmas movies that didn't come out near or that close to christmas like The Best Christmas Pageant Ever?

    • @clarapilier
      @clarapilier 21 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

      I think it means that they spent almost half a billion dollars and need the movie to have no competition, (Oscars baits and orher big movies are normally release in mid December and on) so it can at least break even.

    • @ExtremeMadnessX
      @ExtremeMadnessX 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Beetlejuice Beetlejuice came out 2 months before Halloween. What's your point?

    • @Frieowksf1293
      @Frieowksf1293 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Putting Christmas movies in November is very common

  • @Nilnot
    @Nilnot วันที่ผ่านมา +142

    The most reasonable explanation is that the Rock is incontinent, and also happens to have a deathly fear of portapotties

    • @jimmyjjohnson7135
      @jimmyjjohnson7135 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      John Cena was always better

    • @bazzfromthebackground3696
      @bazzfromthebackground3696 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

      Dwane should get a job at Amazon, he's already practicing their bathroom policies.

  • @cat_duck
    @cat_duck วันที่ผ่านมา +115

    When Chris Evans was given people's sexiest man alive in 2022, it was filmed while he was filming this movie.
    Just random knowledge I have

    • @myfriendscallmepat
      @myfriendscallmepat  14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +7

      This pains me to know, I appreciate your service. Going into a photoshoot to be the Sexiest Man Alive and then two hours later having to go "wait, you're telling me they kidnapped Santa???" what a world we live in

    • @picahudsoniaunflocked5426
      @picahudsoniaunflocked5426 6 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      He deserves this movie for letting Jenny Slate go.

  • @pengmaeda9908
    @pengmaeda9908 20 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +26

    Hearing how the Rock’s character is apparently his own species made me think of a really funny missed opportunity where they could have scene where there’s like dozens and dozens of rocks, and they’re all just standing saying a bunch of stupid quips from other Rock movies.

  • @cat_duck
    @cat_duck วันที่ผ่านมา +162

    Go to bed on time: ☹
    Watch a 42 minute video about a Christmas action movie I'll never watch: 😁

  • @sasandbernard7862
    @sasandbernard7862 วันที่ผ่านมา +95

    I need "JD Vance-ass line" to catch on. It's a concise and accurate way to describe dialogue that sounds like aliens trying to emulate human behavior.

    • @WildFungus
      @WildFungus 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      how's it feel to be on the wrong side of history?

    • @picahudsoniaunflocked5426
      @picahudsoniaunflocked5426 6 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      "How long have you worked here?...ok...oh, just give me whatever makes sense..."

  • @gnocchidokey
    @gnocchidokey วันที่ผ่านมา +68

    fascinated by the casual assertion that people are naughtier now than at any point in history, presumably including the crusades etc

    • @EricTurner-f3x
      @EricTurner-f3x 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

      Yeah, genocidal warfare is really "naughty" LOL. Kind of underselling it when you use that word haha

    • @myfriendscallmepat
      @myfriendscallmepat  14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +10

      LMAO yeah. I want to see the movie weigh in if Pope Urban II and his crusaders were naughty or nice. I certainly know what list I'd put them on

  • @ChaosSolEternal
    @ChaosSolEternal วันที่ผ่านมา +63

    I know nothing about Megalopolis but I will gladly watch a video of you talking about it.
    Editing to include a request for a Grandma Got Ran Over by a Reindeer video.

  • @oakleyves
    @oakleyves วันที่ผ่านมา +85

    have you seen how crazy the scentbird ceo is

    • @valivali8104
      @valivali8104 20 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      Is it good idea to ask how crazy? 😬😰

    • @oakleyves
      @oakleyves 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +16

      @ not the kind of person you want to platform, she makes videos that are spiritual wellness related but then will say that adolf h person (not sure if youtube will let me say his name) isn’t a bad guy and people choose to be victims to violence because their higher self wants it(?)

    • @valivali8104
      @valivali8104 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@oakleyves don’t know if 🤢 or 🤦🏼‍♀️

    • @bazzfromthebackground3696
      @bazzfromthebackground3696 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +14

      She thinks she has regular communication with aliens.
      Telepathically.
      Through her dreams.

    • @Brandon-n3p
      @Brandon-n3p 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      Better for Pat to take their money, and put it to good use instead of whatever cockamamie scheme she channels.

  • @CoinCreature-h4f
    @CoinCreature-h4f วันที่ผ่านมา +26

    I just want to say that Santa being escorted by an Air Force is actually canon Santa lore. Each year, he’s escorted by NORAD and they have a “Santa tracker” which lets you see where he is in the world (aka how long until Christmas/other comparable holidays).

  • @dragonviruz
    @dragonviruz วันที่ผ่านมา +67

    I'm feeling very conflicted right now. On the one hand, Pat makes great content, he gave us the heart back by popular demand, and he coined the iconic Flavor-Aid two minute tangent! On the other hand, though, he's a Dodgers fan...

    • @xBINARYGODx
      @xBINARYGODx วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Being a sports fan at all, at such a level that you need more than peice of propoganda on the shot - well, he clearly happens onto good or "correct" sociopolitical points my sheer luck, it seems.

    • @ChristopherSadlowski
      @ChristopherSadlowski วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      I know all the words you're using...but they make no sense strung together like this. What's a..."s-PARR-ts"? What's a Dodgers? Is it, like, a video game or something...?
      /s (I'm being very dumb pretending I don't know what sports are. I know what they are, but I know practically nothing about them. Are the Dodgers bad? I don't know. Do they play football, maybe? I don't know. This clarification is for the folks who have trouble reading sarcasm online.)

    • @felwalkr_94
      @felwalkr_94 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@ChristopherSadlowskisamesies.
      The only thing close to sports that I’m interested in is Quidditch, and basically the only way I’m interested in it rn is because I re-wrote several things in the Quidditch rules to make the game better.😐

    • @myfriendscallmepat
      @myfriendscallmepat  14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      Lmao you got me there

  • @s0larpr0phet68
    @s0larpr0phet68 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

    Megaopolis and Grandma reviews?! YES!

  • @oops6876
    @oops6876 วันที่ผ่านมา +34

    Hollywood needs to stop paying the Rock. Hopefully whatever he does with A24 can remind him that acting is meant to be an art form..

  • @wrexvincent
    @wrexvincent วันที่ผ่านมา +37

    Sooooo they just read part of a wiki page for Grýla- a pretty big aspect in Icelandic Christmas lore- and were like 'meh, irs obscure enough to get away with just bastardizing it'

    • @felwalkr_94
      @felwalkr_94 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      When I heard that name I immediately got a flashback to that one Legends of Avantris short.😆

    • @RealLukeWilson
      @RealLukeWilson 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      RIGHT?? I’ve been an “obscure mythology” nerd for most of my life and it irks me to no end when movies or books do shit like this!

  • @nilus2k
    @nilus2k วันที่ผ่านมา +41

    As a parent, the Santa thing is fun. It’s a little bit of magic in the world.
    Edit. Also how did we, in the 80s, figure out that most wrestlers don’t have the chops to be actual action stars but now we can’t keep trying again with DJ. Roddy Piper was amazing for B movies in the 80a but the rest were pretty bad. Even if Andre in Princess Bride still makes me smile. These days we got Batista and Cena managing to do it better than Dwayne ever could. I wonder if is the Rocks ego that is the issue. Batista and Cena can do action but they also have no problem looking like fools on screen. In fact their comedy chops are their strength. DJ can’t approach a project unless he is the ultimate bad ass in it and it makes for really bad movies

    • @Macrochenia
      @Macrochenia วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Johnson seems to have turned into the Steven Segal of the 2020s.

    • @liselottehildegarde5367
      @liselottehildegarde5367 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      Bautista even acted in B movies and other non-blockbuster movies just to prove that he has range and respected acting by actually acting the character unlike Dwayne who just acts like himself and specified in his contract that he can never loose in a fight in all of his movies which is just narcissistic and arrogant.😑

    • @Shades14
      @Shades14 21 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      Remember when he was on Star Trek Voyager and fought 7 of 9? He kicked her ass in one scene, then never appeared again, and didn't even have any lines. Good times.

    • @marshymoo4702
      @marshymoo4702 20 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      I saw Batista’s newest movie with some friends, it was a fun night :) Not groundbreaking stuff but a good memory and good to see with friends. (and it had Drew McIntyre which is a plus for me)

    • @myfriendscallmepat
      @myfriendscallmepat  14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

      The success of Cena and Batista I think come from a much greater willingness of the two of them to step outside their comfort zones and fully commit to things. Johnson never does, and really only picks roles that exemplify everything he already is. It's also why most of those movies, especially recently, are terrible.

  • @jessthecowgirl152
    @jessthecowgirl152 วันที่ผ่านมา +32

    i thought that grandma got ran over by a reindeer was a fever dream i had once...

    • @caspizzaz2298
      @caspizzaz2298 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      i still watch that every year omg

    • @BoinkadelicJones
      @BoinkadelicJones 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      ​@@caspizzaz2298Wow, you have a fever dream every year!? Lucky 😢

    • @myfriendscallmepat
      @myfriendscallmepat  14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      It's pretty damn close to that lol

  • @JuggernogYT
    @JuggernogYT วันที่ผ่านมา +43

    Watched this to distract myself from the collapse of the US government. I really enjoyed the video

  • @pandasteakDSC
    @pandasteakDSC วันที่ผ่านมา +15

    With bad VFX it's usually time issues, artists simply aren't given the time they need.

  • @chrisandandreshow
    @chrisandandreshow วันที่ผ่านมา +25

    2:42 yes! Megalopolis please!

  • @MarxistMomentum
    @MarxistMomentum วันที่ผ่านมา +36

    15:38 a Cousin Mel from "Grandma got Ranover by a Reindeer" is exactly what I needed!

    • @MisterDriskul
      @MisterDriskul วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Hell yeah!
      Her lawyer Slime too.
      And sometimes the grandma as well.

    • @Shades14
      @Shades14 21 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      ​@@MisterDriskul Doug Walker? Is that you?

    • @myfriendscallmepat
      @myfriendscallmepat  14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      I need to queen out with her so badly

    • @MisterDriskul
      @MisterDriskul 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@Shades14 Close, I'm actually his brother Rob Walker and there's a good reason we have gilfs.

  • @voxcasttonowhereofficial
    @voxcasttonowhereofficial วันที่ผ่านมา +18

    There was a movie in 2010 called "Faster", that started Dwayne Johnson. It was great, had an old school 70s vibe to it and The Rock basically played a near-mute character that wanted revenge, and it's the best acting he's ever done. Well, basically the only actual acting he's done

    • @jamesrule1338
      @jamesrule1338 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      So the best acting the Rock has done is in a movie where he can't talk?
      The jokes write themselves at this point.

    • @ThePrinceofHisOwnKingdom
      @ThePrinceofHisOwnKingdom วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      He played a queer thug in Be Cool. Crap film, but he was solid in it.
      Him and Karl Urban is the only reason Doom was entertaining, and The Rock killed it as a villain.
      But his best acting was in The Rundown.

    • @picahudsoniaunflocked5426
      @picahudsoniaunflocked5426 6 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      Pain & Gain

  • @jeffreykoch4673
    @jeffreykoch4673 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

    was not ready for the Edmund Fitzgerald jump scare

  • @ardentambivalance
    @ardentambivalance วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    15:26 YES COVER THIS SPECIAL OMG I LOVE IT SO MUCH 😭

    • @adrianscott4288
      @adrianscott4288 วันที่ผ่านมา

      YES YES YES WHY IS THIS EVEN A QUESTION

  • @vagrantlynx3126
    @vagrantlynx3126 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

    Yes, please cover Megalopolis

  • @eljoel89
    @eljoel89 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

    The Santa Clause + Taken + Jumanji reboot didn't do well? I am absolutely shocked.

  • @gennabella
    @gennabella วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    friendly reminder that both seasons of Arcane had the same budget as this movie

  • @Desmond_time_Breaker
    @Desmond_time_Breaker วันที่ผ่านมา +27

    Best Rock Movie:

    • @nilus2k
      @nilus2k วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      The Rock. Clearly. He played the prison

    • @shayhorvath2795
      @shayhorvath2795 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Be Cool

    • @erinbrickle3074
      @erinbrickle3074 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Probably School of Rock tbh

    • @Itcouldbebunnies
      @Itcouldbebunnies วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      The Other Guys. If you know, you know.😄

    • @Joe90h
      @Joe90h วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@Itcouldbebunnies Aim for the bushes?

  • @gnocchidokey
    @gnocchidokey วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    I was a teenager when X3 came out and when I had the opportunity to see it a second time, I also brought a notebook for the quotes. I still remember such standouts as "if he wants a war... we'll give him one" and "her powers wrapped her in a cocoon of telekinetic energy." They even had a guy dramatically remove his glasses before solemnly saying "my god."

    • @picahudsoniaunflocked5426
      @picahudsoniaunflocked5426 6 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      We need Pointless Hub Cody to make a "my god" supercut of all the "my god"s bc he's an admitted "my god" connoisseur

  • @Itcouldbebunnies
    @Itcouldbebunnies วันที่ผ่านมา +18

    I watched 'Skyscraper' when it came out just because Neve Campbell was in it. It was terrible so I erased it from my memory. Shouldn't have done that, because I ended up watching it a second time on tv (for the exact same reason of course). Didn't realize I'd already seen it until that stupid scene you just showed where Johnson jumps from the crane to the building.
    It's honestly one of the dumbest, most infuriating movies ever made. Almost every scene had me yelling at the screen "THAT'S NOT HOW THAT WORKS!" Asthma, inhalers, duct tape, flash drives, sprinklers, explosions, gravity... the people who made that movie don't know how anything works. I'd be surprised if any one of them knows how to tie their shoelaces.🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

    • @myfriendscallmepat
      @myfriendscallmepat  14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      Maybe that's the secret, make films so forgettable people watch them multiple times

    • @picahudsoniaunflocked5426
      @picahudsoniaunflocked5426 6 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      She's really nice in real life so crush out on Neve with a happy heart!

  • @jtw-r
    @jtw-r 12 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    “… so subtle I felt like I was bludgeoned by a club” oh you have SUCH a way with words 😍

  • @jamesrule1338
    @jamesrule1338 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    Long Legs would probably be a better Christmas movie.

  • @WalkmanWillWalkAllOverYou
    @WalkmanWillWalkAllOverYou วันที่ผ่านมา +14

    Yay, New Video from Jack Quaid's Doppelganger.

    • @Jeremo-FD
      @Jeremo-FD วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Hollywood's "good boy"?

  • @BenderDaOffenda
    @BenderDaOffenda วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    I'm honestly surprised with a name like Jack o Riley(sp?) that Chris Evans didn't ended up becoming with Jack Frost or Jack O Lantern to further expand that holiday universe idea.

  • @chaseohara4781
    @chaseohara4781 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

    Oooooooooh boy..... Sooooooo... *sirens blaring* red alert... Scentbird... red alert... Um... So please look up the CEO of Scentbird and what she's using her platform to shill and put out into the world before accepting another sponsorship from them. She's... Problematic.
    Happy the heart is back, however! ♥️

    • @kayley5256
      @kayley5256 20 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      He’s just getting a paycheck leave him be

    • @noraokafor8668
      @noraokafor8668 8 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@kayley5256 he's a commentary channel, being critical is literally what he does. There are other companies out there that aren't run by weirdos

    • @picahudsoniaunflocked5426
      @picahudsoniaunflocked5426 6 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      We need Ground News to find Pat. Factor too.

  • @Juliett-A
    @Juliett-A วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    John Cena can act circles around Johnson.

  • @efnfen
    @efnfen วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    not a fan of the fatshaming

    • @femme-roo
      @femme-roo 20 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      THANK YOU FOR SAYING THIS

    • @femme-roo
      @femme-roo 20 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      i've genuinely been looking for any comment besides mine that says something about it and yours is the only one i've seen

  • @spritezilla_the_bebop
    @spritezilla_the_bebop 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    I truly believe that it’s long past time to retire the “well, that just happened” type of humor, because audiences have been vocal about their disdain for it

  • @DeviemTwen
    @DeviemTwen 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

    I pirated this movie because I ain’t paying to see this theaters.
    It was so bad, I walked out of my own house 💀

  • @ida19059
    @ida19059 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    Omg that's the perfect Video for a Friday evening thanks⭐️

  • @lowpolyzoe
    @lowpolyzoe วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    I can't believe there's now a worse Christmas movie than Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas

    • @femme-roo
      @femme-roo 20 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      oh my god i forgot about that one

  • @nohbuddy1
    @nohbuddy1 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

    I want a feature length American Dad Christmas movie where they have a final battle with Santa

    • @tiraXpyrrha
      @tiraXpyrrha วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Santa is gonna be just Roger in a wig, isn't he?

    • @nohbuddy1
      @nohbuddy1 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@tiraXpyrrha Nah use the usual Santa they fight. Roger already became Santa for one episode, but he became Jewish Santa

  • @reedsylvier5250
    @reedsylvier5250 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    Oh dang usually these A list actor movies with way too big a budget for what it is, are ad-ed to all hell but this is the first I've ever heard of this one

    • @elise_g
      @elise_g วันที่ผ่านมา

      I've seen it 30 times a day for the past 2 months month watching what we do in the shadows on hulu

    • @reedsylvier5250
      @reedsylvier5250 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Guess they focussed all their ading on streaming ads and stuff then, i practically live on TH-cam and i think there mightve been a single one in retrospect but i didnt process it as anything

  • @slavkovalsky1671
    @slavkovalsky1671 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    I might be a simple man, but I loved the Christmasy sound effect blurring out the occasional expletive. A sign that more thought went into production of this video than that of the Red One?

    • @myfriendscallmepat
      @myfriendscallmepat  14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      I do a different sound for the swears each video I don't think anyone ever notices haha

  • @mcbill7352
    @mcbill7352 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    The ad read gave me massive saul goodman vibes

  • @epickendall1
    @epickendall1 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    I am not going to lie; I thought the villain was going to be Jack Frost

  • @MartenKey
    @MartenKey วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    The energy of the first two minutes is what I subbed for 🔥

    • @myfriendscallmepat
      @myfriendscallmepat  14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      Glad to hear it my friend!

  • @allisondarlington
    @allisondarlington 5 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    Sick Edmund Fitzgerald reference

  • @rlisu11
    @rlisu11 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Lol. 2 minutes before I saw that this vod was out I saw a trailer for it and thought why not. Well I got an answer. Thanks for saving me some time and money

  • @caseywermeskerch6477
    @caseywermeskerch6477 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Grandma got ran over by a reindeer is my all time favorite Christmas movie and I force my family into watching it every year and need a modern day coverage of it from you

  • @DanielWhite-l7h
    @DanielWhite-l7h วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    I would like to see you review Megalopolis.

  • @seans857
    @seans857 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    Do Megalopolis!!

  • @bjam89
    @bjam89 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    Ah so its not red notice or whatever that Netflix movie was called

    • @picahudsoniaunflocked5426
      @picahudsoniaunflocked5426 6 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      I also thought it was in that universe.

    • @bjam89
      @bjam89 5 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @picahudsoniaunflocked5426 i didn't even think that, i was sure it was the same movie

  • @sari9645
    @sari9645 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    I will gladly be the only person asking you for a Megalopolis video

  • @BladedArrowTBGamer
    @BladedArrowTBGamer วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    I needed to watch one of your vids today its been hard. Thanks!

    • @myfriendscallmepat
      @myfriendscallmepat  14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      I hope I made your day at least a little better boss, hang in there

  • @JojokimVT
    @JojokimVT วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    At this point, The Rock is box office poison

  • @jomornes1770
    @jomornes1770 22 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    WE ARE HERE FOR THE ROCK HATRED WE LOVE SOME ROCK HATRED, ITS THE MOST DESERVED HATRED IVE EVER HAD AND PLEASE GO OFF KING THIS IS THE BEAT SHIT AMD IM HERE FOR IT

  • @ardentambivalance
    @ardentambivalance วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    2:42 to be honest, I didn't look into megalopolis because you didn't cover it 💀 if you did cover it, i would absolutely watch that!!

    • @ardentambivalance
      @ardentambivalance วันที่ผ่านมา

      It's probably not ideal to get nearly all of my knowledge about new movies from you, but also I refuse to stop

  • @Firestorm-lc1ol
    @Firestorm-lc1ol 9 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    I don’t see how people can hate this movie so much, it’s not the greatest movie ever, but i would say it’s a 6-7/10. I found it really enjoyable in theaters

  • @GillianRosheuvel
    @GillianRosheuvel วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    Please please please please cover Megalopolis!

  • @PleasantSludge
    @PleasantSludge วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Little is more entertaining than Pat losing his entire mind over a bad movie. Thank you for your sacrifice, as always

  • @Petrico94
    @Petrico94 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Star power can be good for movies if it's not dragging down the budget or there's a certain type of character they do well, but seeing Dwayne Johnson and Jack Black in everything just feels tiring. It's stopped being fun and more like they just signed up for whatever and the fact there are here is a sign the director didn't care or expected their remaining fanbase to sell the movie.

  • @togliz
    @togliz วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    YES. COVER "GRANDMA GOT RUN OVER BY A REINDEER." IT IS SO BAD.
    I remember back when I was dating my now husband (some twenty-odd years ago, GOD) I had recorded it off TV and brought it over so we could watch it, and NEITHER of us had seen it before going into it. Oh my God, the snarking was off the CHARTS. And of course, you have the scene right before commercial break of Grandma looking freaking DEAD in the snow. Someone greenlit this thing. Why, why did they do that.

    • @myfriendscallmepat
      @myfriendscallmepat  14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      I love that they made a song into a movie. Who does that? Who thought it was good? Well, I'm grateful in any event for the beautiful mess they made for us to enjoy

  • @dramonmaster222
    @dramonmaster222 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    AS soon as I saw this movie had a muscle bound Santa, it was going to be a Hot Mess.

  • @zekewalker1350
    @zekewalker1350 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    The thing about all those actors you named at 7:40 is they respect their coworkers and their acting work enough to not do that. Even though they could get away with it, they don’t because they realize everyone’s time is just as important as theirs. 8 hours is a full work day so imagine working another workday on top of that? Plus that balloons the budget when everyone is basically working for OT. For a lot of actors the studio would cut their losses and pick an actor who can show up on time.

  • @patron8597
    @patron8597 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I don't know what it was about the scent bird ad but somehow it felt adorably like "a kid trying to act as an adult"
    Also, the most fun "obviously all filmed in front of a green screen" movie I ever watch was Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow. It knew it was silly, pulpy and campy and ran with it. The tone was what Ironsky should have been.

    • @ExtremeMadnessX
      @ExtremeMadnessX 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Sky Captain is deliberately made that way.

  • @Monkeyhologram
    @Monkeyhologram วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Got an ad for red one during the video lmao

  • @Higongeous
    @Higongeous 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    “Secretly enjoy watching me suffer” I didn’t know we were doing it secretly I thought that we were pretty open about it.

  • @denniskohorst9897
    @denniskohorst9897 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    Just returned from watching the movie. It was a blast. Then again, I grew up in the 80's what the only requirement for an action movie was to forget the world outside and be entertaining.

  • @nhoj30
    @nhoj30 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I had repressed all memories of "Grandma Got run Over By A Reindeer" but as soon as I saw that clip I instantly remembered every single scene. God I hated that song that you played 😂

  • @Crystre
    @Crystre วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    The most memorable thing about this movie for me is the TikTok comment section. They kept going “I was interested until I saw the rock” and other remakes to the point they turned off the comments

  • @markwilliams2620
    @markwilliams2620 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    I'll buy _Krampus_ instead. While I still can.

    • @sproductionsinc
      @sproductionsinc วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Toni Collette is always a better choice.

  • @bywolfstar
    @bywolfstar 16 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    The only valid "Santa is actually a badass" movie is Rise of the Guardians

  • @picahudsoniaunflocked5426
    @picahudsoniaunflocked5426 6 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    18:08 that car is ABSOLUTELY product placement

  • @femme-roo
    @femme-roo วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    11:55 alright this is the second instance of fatphobia i've seen on your channel. you claim it's because of "health" but then encourage ozempic for weight loss? do you know how horrible that is for your health? this is genuinely very harmful to say, and as someone who struggles with body dysmorphia and is in recovery for anorexia, it's extremely triggering.whether you're fat, midsize, or skinny, this is dangerous rhetoric. i'm really hoping your comments are being made bc of ignorance and not a genuine hatred of fat people, but idk if i can put myself in the position where i could subject myself to such hurtful and triggering rhetoric just because i want to give you the benefit of the doubt.

  • @mangafan88
    @mangafan88 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    The rock should retire from the film industry

  • @josephsager9425
    @josephsager9425 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    re: Why do we lie to kids about Santa?
    I read a theory that I love. The idea is basically that it's an important lesson in a child's development.
    Children need to learn that adults - even trusted adults like their parents - will lie to them.
    How do they react to learning that Santa is a lie is a pivotal moment in developing their worldview.

    • @ExtremeMadnessX
      @ExtremeMadnessX 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Why do we lie to people about Invisible Sky Wizard... I mean God?

    • @josephsager9425
      @josephsager9425 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @ExtremeMadnessX to make them behave under threat of infinite punishment

  • @The_Weasel_
    @The_Weasel_ 5 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    The strangest part of the movie was during the first confrontation between The Rock, Chris Evans and Kiernan Shipka. I found it weird when halfway through the conversation, Kiernan looks directly at the camera and begins slowly counting down from 10, only to repeat 2 multiple times and then say "No. Not this time." Only to continue the previous scene like nothing happened.
    Also, there was a grown man behind me in the theater that started crying after that. Im still not sure why

  • @KnarfStein
    @KnarfStein วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    The most recent good movie about Santa is _Violent Night_ (2022).

  • @johndawn6951
    @johndawn6951 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    I'm just really sick of seeing the Rock in everything to be honest. Him and Chris Pratt need to chill 😭

  • @SuperLb14
    @SuperLb14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I'm sick so my memory is bad but i'm commenting so you do those 2 movies you mentioned, also please do arthur christmas when we get closer to christmas it is (in my humble opinion) the best christmas film of all time

  • @laurenbendik2006
    @laurenbendik2006 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    That was the smoothest transition to a sponsor ive ever seen…wow.
    Did u see the xmas movie Spirited? Its too bad that went straight to streaming, worthy of theater.
    I hope u review gladiator II; im obsessed with pedro pascal.

  • @Jeremo-FD
    @Jeremo-FD วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    When the traer came on I saw the polar bear and got excited. Then I saw the Rock & became rapidly disappointed.

  • @mattlombardi7358
    @mattlombardi7358 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Gonna need that “Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer” analysis on my desk in 3 weeks time. 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

  • @elle1107
    @elle1107 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    Love the running gag of updating the bleep sound over the swearing to match the video's theme

  • @samuellovetro
    @samuellovetro วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I love your takes. I never have to go to the movies again!

  • @landondu4983
    @landondu4983 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I’m starting to really enjoy your ads~they are so fun!

  • @JazzyTyfighter
    @JazzyTyfighter วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Yes, please do Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer for a December video.

  • @tvccreator_elysius
    @tvccreator_elysius 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    I randomly got recommended this video, so I might as well watch it lol
    Also I will absolutely come back to watch a "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer" analysis - that special is unironically one of my favorite Christmas specials for how absolutely insane it is.

  • @scottlangley5596
    @scottlangley5596 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Yess!!! You changed your picture right? No more beard i think? Lol if not oh well. You look happier.

  • @Joe90h
    @Joe90h วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I will say, Dwayne's recent return to the WWE has been about the most interested I've been in anything he's ever done. After an awkward attempt to usurp a championship storyline over a year in the making, he went with the flow and became a deluded bad guy instead and started dropping F-bombs on live TV because what is anyone going to do about it? He's a shareholder in the WWE's parent company and ABC had to have known he was a major reason viewing figures were up.

  • @elphbwckd212
    @elphbwckd212 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    As someone who had the chance to see an early screening of Wicked, your dig at the lighting in the movie is wholly misplaced. It is gorgeous overall. I'm not sure why the trailers look kinda washed out, but the actual movie is simply gorgeous. Not sure if it's the home screens we watch trailers on vs. the digital projectors in theaters, but the movie is more vibrant and evenly lit than some of the trailers and other clips have looked. Maybe they heard some complaints about how washed out it looked in trailers, which were made months ago, and so they adjusted for the final edit or if the trailers just don't look great. It's baffling and I'm sad people are thinking it will be a dull, unevenly lit movie, when it isn't.

    • @UniverseUndone7
      @UniverseUndone7 23 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      Could be intentional has a nod to how the original wizard of Oz was black and white and then became vibrant when the adventure truly began. Taking a very generous position here because it probably is just how things landed but it is possible given what the original movie that spawned this universe accomplished.

  • @RobertWScott523
    @RobertWScott523 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    youtube surveyed me re: this video, so I gave it 5 stars & said it was *life-changing* cheers

  • @ArcaneEther
    @ArcaneEther วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    How do you make a movie with Chris Evans, Lucy Liu, and the actual J.K. Simmons and make it suck?

  • @sirschmoppy
    @sirschmoppy วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I don’t particularly like to see Pat in pain from watching a terrible movie, but Dodgers fans can get all the heat 😂

  • @Mavisdundundunnnmanston
    @Mavisdundundunnnmanston วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    I think it's ok to collectively have a united mythology. Not so good most are based on gifts and money instead of giving... but, every adult I know still thinks of those childhood characters as adults. I don't think it is a lie. I see it as just contemporary mythos.

  • @thequixoticman
    @thequixoticman ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    Just what the world was waiting for. A live action remake of a South Park joke from 2002 but without Mr. Hanky and the machine gun packing Jesus slicing someone in two with his halo.

  • @hectorwhoz
    @hectorwhoz วันที่ผ่านมา

    Wild that this video went up RIGHT when i heard about it and thought "I have never heard of this movie? What is it about?"