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i watched because i wanted to see a talking polar bear. pirated it and skipped all the parts without the talking polar bear. he was a polar bear, and he talked. left the movie with everything i had wanted out of it. best moviegoing experience of my life
Putting a Christmas movie out in mid November means they don’t care how it does and plan to have it to streaming before Dec 25th so the family can gather around the TV and see the box office bomb together
I think it means that they spent almost half a billion dollars and need the movie to have no competition, (Oscars baits and orher big movies are normally release in mid December and on) so it can at least break even.
This pains me to know, I appreciate your service. Going into a photoshoot to be the Sexiest Man Alive and then two hours later having to go "wait, you're telling me they kidnapped Santa???" what a world we live in
Hearing how the Rock’s character is apparently his own species made me think of a really funny missed opportunity where they could have scene where there’s like dozens and dozens of rocks, and they’re all just standing saying a bunch of stupid quips from other Rock movies.
I know nothing about Megalopolis but I will gladly watch a video of you talking about it. Editing to include a request for a Grandma Got Ran Over by a Reindeer video.
@ not the kind of person you want to platform, she makes videos that are spiritual wellness related but then will say that adolf h person (not sure if youtube will let me say his name) isn’t a bad guy and people choose to be victims to violence because their higher self wants it(?)
I just want to say that Santa being escorted by an Air Force is actually canon Santa lore. Each year, he’s escorted by NORAD and they have a “Santa tracker” which lets you see where he is in the world (aka how long until Christmas/other comparable holidays).
I'm feeling very conflicted right now. On the one hand, Pat makes great content, he gave us the heart back by popular demand, and he coined the iconic Flavor-Aid two minute tangent! On the other hand, though, he's a Dodgers fan...
Being a sports fan at all, at such a level that you need more than peice of propoganda on the shot - well, he clearly happens onto good or "correct" sociopolitical points my sheer luck, it seems.
I know all the words you're using...but they make no sense strung together like this. What's a..."s-PARR-ts"? What's a Dodgers? Is it, like, a video game or something...? /s (I'm being very dumb pretending I don't know what sports are. I know what they are, but I know practically nothing about them. Are the Dodgers bad? I don't know. Do they play football, maybe? I don't know. This clarification is for the folks who have trouble reading sarcasm online.)
@@ChristopherSadlowskisamesies. The only thing close to sports that I’m interested in is Quidditch, and basically the only way I’m interested in it rn is because I re-wrote several things in the Quidditch rules to make the game better.😐
Sooooo they just read part of a wiki page for Grýla- a pretty big aspect in Icelandic Christmas lore- and were like 'meh, irs obscure enough to get away with just bastardizing it'
As a parent, the Santa thing is fun. It’s a little bit of magic in the world. Edit. Also how did we, in the 80s, figure out that most wrestlers don’t have the chops to be actual action stars but now we can’t keep trying again with DJ. Roddy Piper was amazing for B movies in the 80a but the rest were pretty bad. Even if Andre in Princess Bride still makes me smile. These days we got Batista and Cena managing to do it better than Dwayne ever could. I wonder if is the Rocks ego that is the issue. Batista and Cena can do action but they also have no problem looking like fools on screen. In fact their comedy chops are their strength. DJ can’t approach a project unless he is the ultimate bad ass in it and it makes for really bad movies
Bautista even acted in B movies and other non-blockbuster movies just to prove that he has range and respected acting by actually acting the character unlike Dwayne who just acts like himself and specified in his contract that he can never loose in a fight in all of his movies which is just narcissistic and arrogant.😑
Remember when he was on Star Trek Voyager and fought 7 of 9? He kicked her ass in one scene, then never appeared again, and didn't even have any lines. Good times.
I saw Batista’s newest movie with some friends, it was a fun night :) Not groundbreaking stuff but a good memory and good to see with friends. (and it had Drew McIntyre which is a plus for me)
The success of Cena and Batista I think come from a much greater willingness of the two of them to step outside their comfort zones and fully commit to things. Johnson never does, and really only picks roles that exemplify everything he already is. It's also why most of those movies, especially recently, are terrible.
There was a movie in 2010 called "Faster", that started Dwayne Johnson. It was great, had an old school 70s vibe to it and The Rock basically played a near-mute character that wanted revenge, and it's the best acting he's ever done. Well, basically the only actual acting he's done
He played a queer thug in Be Cool. Crap film, but he was solid in it. Him and Karl Urban is the only reason Doom was entertaining, and The Rock killed it as a villain. But his best acting was in The Rundown.
I was a teenager when X3 came out and when I had the opportunity to see it a second time, I also brought a notebook for the quotes. I still remember such standouts as "if he wants a war... we'll give him one" and "her powers wrapped her in a cocoon of telekinetic energy." They even had a guy dramatically remove his glasses before solemnly saying "my god."
I watched 'Skyscraper' when it came out just because Neve Campbell was in it. It was terrible so I erased it from my memory. Shouldn't have done that, because I ended up watching it a second time on tv (for the exact same reason of course). Didn't realize I'd already seen it until that stupid scene you just showed where Johnson jumps from the crane to the building. It's honestly one of the dumbest, most infuriating movies ever made. Almost every scene had me yelling at the screen "THAT'S NOT HOW THAT WORKS!" Asthma, inhalers, duct tape, flash drives, sprinklers, explosions, gravity... the people who made that movie don't know how anything works. I'd be surprised if any one of them knows how to tie their shoelaces.🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
I'm honestly surprised with a name like Jack o Riley(sp?) that Chris Evans didn't ended up becoming with Jack Frost or Jack O Lantern to further expand that holiday universe idea.
Oooooooooh boy..... Sooooooo... *sirens blaring* red alert... Scentbird... red alert... Um... So please look up the CEO of Scentbird and what she's using her platform to shill and put out into the world before accepting another sponsorship from them. She's... Problematic. Happy the heart is back, however! ♥️
I truly believe that it’s long past time to retire the “well, that just happened” type of humor, because audiences have been vocal about their disdain for it
Oh dang usually these A list actor movies with way too big a budget for what it is, are ad-ed to all hell but this is the first I've ever heard of this one
Guess they focussed all their ading on streaming ads and stuff then, i practically live on TH-cam and i think there mightve been a single one in retrospect but i didnt process it as anything
I might be a simple man, but I loved the Christmasy sound effect blurring out the occasional expletive. A sign that more thought went into production of this video than that of the Red One?
Lol. 2 minutes before I saw that this vod was out I saw a trailer for it and thought why not. Well I got an answer. Thanks for saving me some time and money
Grandma got ran over by a reindeer is my all time favorite Christmas movie and I force my family into watching it every year and need a modern day coverage of it from you
WE ARE HERE FOR THE ROCK HATRED WE LOVE SOME ROCK HATRED, ITS THE MOST DESERVED HATRED IVE EVER HAD AND PLEASE GO OFF KING THIS IS THE BEAT SHIT AMD IM HERE FOR IT
I don’t see how people can hate this movie so much, it’s not the greatest movie ever, but i would say it’s a 6-7/10. I found it really enjoyable in theaters
Star power can be good for movies if it's not dragging down the budget or there's a certain type of character they do well, but seeing Dwayne Johnson and Jack Black in everything just feels tiring. It's stopped being fun and more like they just signed up for whatever and the fact there are here is a sign the director didn't care or expected their remaining fanbase to sell the movie.
YES. COVER "GRANDMA GOT RUN OVER BY A REINDEER." IT IS SO BAD. I remember back when I was dating my now husband (some twenty-odd years ago, GOD) I had recorded it off TV and brought it over so we could watch it, and NEITHER of us had seen it before going into it. Oh my God, the snarking was off the CHARTS. And of course, you have the scene right before commercial break of Grandma looking freaking DEAD in the snow. Someone greenlit this thing. Why, why did they do that.
I love that they made a song into a movie. Who does that? Who thought it was good? Well, I'm grateful in any event for the beautiful mess they made for us to enjoy
The thing about all those actors you named at 7:40 is they respect their coworkers and their acting work enough to not do that. Even though they could get away with it, they don’t because they realize everyone’s time is just as important as theirs. 8 hours is a full work day so imagine working another workday on top of that? Plus that balloons the budget when everyone is basically working for OT. For a lot of actors the studio would cut their losses and pick an actor who can show up on time.
I don't know what it was about the scent bird ad but somehow it felt adorably like "a kid trying to act as an adult" Also, the most fun "obviously all filmed in front of a green screen" movie I ever watch was Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow. It knew it was silly, pulpy and campy and ran with it. The tone was what Ironsky should have been.
Just returned from watching the movie. It was a blast. Then again, I grew up in the 80's what the only requirement for an action movie was to forget the world outside and be entertaining.
I had repressed all memories of "Grandma Got run Over By A Reindeer" but as soon as I saw that clip I instantly remembered every single scene. God I hated that song that you played 😂
The most memorable thing about this movie for me is the TikTok comment section. They kept going “I was interested until I saw the rock” and other remakes to the point they turned off the comments
11:55 alright this is the second instance of fatphobia i've seen on your channel. you claim it's because of "health" but then encourage ozempic for weight loss? do you know how horrible that is for your health? this is genuinely very harmful to say, and as someone who struggles with body dysmorphia and is in recovery for anorexia, it's extremely triggering.whether you're fat, midsize, or skinny, this is dangerous rhetoric. i'm really hoping your comments are being made bc of ignorance and not a genuine hatred of fat people, but idk if i can put myself in the position where i could subject myself to such hurtful and triggering rhetoric just because i want to give you the benefit of the doubt.
re: Why do we lie to kids about Santa? I read a theory that I love. The idea is basically that it's an important lesson in a child's development. Children need to learn that adults - even trusted adults like their parents - will lie to them. How do they react to learning that Santa is a lie is a pivotal moment in developing their worldview.
The strangest part of the movie was during the first confrontation between The Rock, Chris Evans and Kiernan Shipka. I found it weird when halfway through the conversation, Kiernan looks directly at the camera and begins slowly counting down from 10, only to repeat 2 multiple times and then say "No. Not this time." Only to continue the previous scene like nothing happened. Also, there was a grown man behind me in the theater that started crying after that. Im still not sure why
I'm sick so my memory is bad but i'm commenting so you do those 2 movies you mentioned, also please do arthur christmas when we get closer to christmas it is (in my humble opinion) the best christmas film of all time
That was the smoothest transition to a sponsor ive ever seen…wow. Did u see the xmas movie Spirited? Its too bad that went straight to streaming, worthy of theater. I hope u review gladiator II; im obsessed with pedro pascal.
I randomly got recommended this video, so I might as well watch it lol Also I will absolutely come back to watch a "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer" analysis - that special is unironically one of my favorite Christmas specials for how absolutely insane it is.
I will say, Dwayne's recent return to the WWE has been about the most interested I've been in anything he's ever done. After an awkward attempt to usurp a championship storyline over a year in the making, he went with the flow and became a deluded bad guy instead and started dropping F-bombs on live TV because what is anyone going to do about it? He's a shareholder in the WWE's parent company and ABC had to have known he was a major reason viewing figures were up.
As someone who had the chance to see an early screening of Wicked, your dig at the lighting in the movie is wholly misplaced. It is gorgeous overall. I'm not sure why the trailers look kinda washed out, but the actual movie is simply gorgeous. Not sure if it's the home screens we watch trailers on vs. the digital projectors in theaters, but the movie is more vibrant and evenly lit than some of the trailers and other clips have looked. Maybe they heard some complaints about how washed out it looked in trailers, which were made months ago, and so they adjusted for the final edit or if the trailers just don't look great. It's baffling and I'm sad people are thinking it will be a dull, unevenly lit movie, when it isn't.
Could be intentional has a nod to how the original wizard of Oz was black and white and then became vibrant when the adventure truly began. Taking a very generous position here because it probably is just how things landed but it is possible given what the original movie that spawned this universe accomplished.
I think it's ok to collectively have a united mythology. Not so good most are based on gifts and money instead of giving... but, every adult I know still thinks of those childhood characters as adults. I don't think it is a lie. I see it as just contemporary mythos.
Just what the world was waiting for. A live action remake of a South Park joke from 2002 but without Mr. Hanky and the machine gun packing Jesus slicing someone in two with his halo.
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Scentbird's CEO is absolutely crazy D:
Boyfriend or not, my crush on you won't go away. 😅
Scentbird is literally ran by a dangerous cult leader!
i watched because i wanted to see a talking polar bear. pirated it and skipped all the parts without the talking polar bear. he was a polar bear, and he talked. left the movie with everything i had wanted out of it. best moviegoing experience of my life
Happy for you
*moviestaying but well played 🫡
If you like taking polar bears, you’re gonna love the 2006 movie “the golden compass”, as well as a few episodes of the hbo show “his dark materials”.
@@pumpkinspicetrashbag dont worry, im already a huge fan of Iorek.
This might just be the best review for anything I've ever read
Hot Take: Any role The Rock charges millions of dollars to do could be done infinitely better by Dave Bautista
Pretty cold "hot take."
John Cena too lol
Hotter take: You could replace any of them with Steven Seagal and have comedy gold.
CM Punk exists, c'mon.
Putting a Christmas movie out in mid November means they don’t care how it does and plan to have it to streaming before Dec 25th so the family can gather around the TV and see the box office bomb together
So that also means the same for other christmas movies that didn't come out near or that close to christmas like The Best Christmas Pageant Ever?
I think it means that they spent almost half a billion dollars and need the movie to have no competition, (Oscars baits and orher big movies are normally release in mid December and on) so it can at least break even.
Beetlejuice Beetlejuice came out 2 months before Halloween. What's your point?
Putting Christmas movies in November is very common
The most reasonable explanation is that the Rock is incontinent, and also happens to have a deathly fear of portapotties
John Cena was always better
Dwane should get a job at Amazon, he's already practicing their bathroom policies.
When Chris Evans was given people's sexiest man alive in 2022, it was filmed while he was filming this movie.
Just random knowledge I have
This pains me to know, I appreciate your service. Going into a photoshoot to be the Sexiest Man Alive and then two hours later having to go "wait, you're telling me they kidnapped Santa???" what a world we live in
He deserves this movie for letting Jenny Slate go.
Hearing how the Rock’s character is apparently his own species made me think of a really funny missed opportunity where they could have scene where there’s like dozens and dozens of rocks, and they’re all just standing saying a bunch of stupid quips from other Rock movies.
Go to bed on time: ☹
Watch a 42 minute video about a Christmas action movie I'll never watch: 😁
real
I need "JD Vance-ass line" to catch on. It's a concise and accurate way to describe dialogue that sounds like aliens trying to emulate human behavior.
how's it feel to be on the wrong side of history?
"How long have you worked here?...ok...oh, just give me whatever makes sense..."
fascinated by the casual assertion that people are naughtier now than at any point in history, presumably including the crusades etc
Yeah, genocidal warfare is really "naughty" LOL. Kind of underselling it when you use that word haha
LMAO yeah. I want to see the movie weigh in if Pope Urban II and his crusaders were naughty or nice. I certainly know what list I'd put them on
I know nothing about Megalopolis but I will gladly watch a video of you talking about it.
Editing to include a request for a Grandma Got Ran Over by a Reindeer video.
I second this petition.
Carry the motion?
have you seen how crazy the scentbird ceo is
Is it good idea to ask how crazy? 😬😰
@ not the kind of person you want to platform, she makes videos that are spiritual wellness related but then will say that adolf h person (not sure if youtube will let me say his name) isn’t a bad guy and people choose to be victims to violence because their higher self wants it(?)
@@oakleyves don’t know if 🤢 or 🤦🏼♀️
She thinks she has regular communication with aliens.
Telepathically.
Through her dreams.
Better for Pat to take their money, and put it to good use instead of whatever cockamamie scheme she channels.
I just want to say that Santa being escorted by an Air Force is actually canon Santa lore. Each year, he’s escorted by NORAD and they have a “Santa tracker” which lets you see where he is in the world (aka how long until Christmas/other comparable holidays).
I still follow it every year.
I'm feeling very conflicted right now. On the one hand, Pat makes great content, he gave us the heart back by popular demand, and he coined the iconic Flavor-Aid two minute tangent! On the other hand, though, he's a Dodgers fan...
Being a sports fan at all, at such a level that you need more than peice of propoganda on the shot - well, he clearly happens onto good or "correct" sociopolitical points my sheer luck, it seems.
I know all the words you're using...but they make no sense strung together like this. What's a..."s-PARR-ts"? What's a Dodgers? Is it, like, a video game or something...?
/s (I'm being very dumb pretending I don't know what sports are. I know what they are, but I know practically nothing about them. Are the Dodgers bad? I don't know. Do they play football, maybe? I don't know. This clarification is for the folks who have trouble reading sarcasm online.)
@@ChristopherSadlowskisamesies.
The only thing close to sports that I’m interested in is Quidditch, and basically the only way I’m interested in it rn is because I re-wrote several things in the Quidditch rules to make the game better.😐
Lmao you got me there
Megaopolis and Grandma reviews?! YES!
Hollywood needs to stop paying the Rock. Hopefully whatever he does with A24 can remind him that acting is meant to be an art form..
Sooooo they just read part of a wiki page for Grýla- a pretty big aspect in Icelandic Christmas lore- and were like 'meh, irs obscure enough to get away with just bastardizing it'
When I heard that name I immediately got a flashback to that one Legends of Avantris short.😆
RIGHT?? I’ve been an “obscure mythology” nerd for most of my life and it irks me to no end when movies or books do shit like this!
As a parent, the Santa thing is fun. It’s a little bit of magic in the world.
Edit. Also how did we, in the 80s, figure out that most wrestlers don’t have the chops to be actual action stars but now we can’t keep trying again with DJ. Roddy Piper was amazing for B movies in the 80a but the rest were pretty bad. Even if Andre in Princess Bride still makes me smile. These days we got Batista and Cena managing to do it better than Dwayne ever could. I wonder if is the Rocks ego that is the issue. Batista and Cena can do action but they also have no problem looking like fools on screen. In fact their comedy chops are their strength. DJ can’t approach a project unless he is the ultimate bad ass in it and it makes for really bad movies
Johnson seems to have turned into the Steven Segal of the 2020s.
Bautista even acted in B movies and other non-blockbuster movies just to prove that he has range and respected acting by actually acting the character unlike Dwayne who just acts like himself and specified in his contract that he can never loose in a fight in all of his movies which is just narcissistic and arrogant.😑
Remember when he was on Star Trek Voyager and fought 7 of 9? He kicked her ass in one scene, then never appeared again, and didn't even have any lines. Good times.
I saw Batista’s newest movie with some friends, it was a fun night :) Not groundbreaking stuff but a good memory and good to see with friends. (and it had Drew McIntyre which is a plus for me)
The success of Cena and Batista I think come from a much greater willingness of the two of them to step outside their comfort zones and fully commit to things. Johnson never does, and really only picks roles that exemplify everything he already is. It's also why most of those movies, especially recently, are terrible.
i thought that grandma got ran over by a reindeer was a fever dream i had once...
i still watch that every year omg
@@caspizzaz2298Wow, you have a fever dream every year!? Lucky 😢
It's pretty damn close to that lol
Watched this to distract myself from the collapse of the US government. I really enjoyed the video
Felt, felt this one
With bad VFX it's usually time issues, artists simply aren't given the time they need.
2:42 yes! Megalopolis please!
Seconded.
15:38 a Cousin Mel from "Grandma got Ranover by a Reindeer" is exactly what I needed!
Hell yeah!
Her lawyer Slime too.
And sometimes the grandma as well.
@@MisterDriskul Doug Walker? Is that you?
I need to queen out with her so badly
@@Shades14 Close, I'm actually his brother Rob Walker and there's a good reason we have gilfs.
There was a movie in 2010 called "Faster", that started Dwayne Johnson. It was great, had an old school 70s vibe to it and The Rock basically played a near-mute character that wanted revenge, and it's the best acting he's ever done. Well, basically the only actual acting he's done
So the best acting the Rock has done is in a movie where he can't talk?
The jokes write themselves at this point.
He played a queer thug in Be Cool. Crap film, but he was solid in it.
Him and Karl Urban is the only reason Doom was entertaining, and The Rock killed it as a villain.
But his best acting was in The Rundown.
Pain & Gain
was not ready for the Edmund Fitzgerald jump scare
As a Canadian, it spoke to me.
15:26 YES COVER THIS SPECIAL OMG I LOVE IT SO MUCH 😭
YES YES YES WHY IS THIS EVEN A QUESTION
Yes, please cover Megalopolis
The Santa Clause + Taken + Jumanji reboot didn't do well? I am absolutely shocked.
friendly reminder that both seasons of Arcane had the same budget as this movie
Best Rock Movie:
The Rock. Clearly. He played the prison
Be Cool
Probably School of Rock tbh
The Other Guys. If you know, you know.😄
@@Itcouldbebunnies Aim for the bushes?
I was a teenager when X3 came out and when I had the opportunity to see it a second time, I also brought a notebook for the quotes. I still remember such standouts as "if he wants a war... we'll give him one" and "her powers wrapped her in a cocoon of telekinetic energy." They even had a guy dramatically remove his glasses before solemnly saying "my god."
We need Pointless Hub Cody to make a "my god" supercut of all the "my god"s bc he's an admitted "my god" connoisseur
I watched 'Skyscraper' when it came out just because Neve Campbell was in it. It was terrible so I erased it from my memory. Shouldn't have done that, because I ended up watching it a second time on tv (for the exact same reason of course). Didn't realize I'd already seen it until that stupid scene you just showed where Johnson jumps from the crane to the building.
It's honestly one of the dumbest, most infuriating movies ever made. Almost every scene had me yelling at the screen "THAT'S NOT HOW THAT WORKS!" Asthma, inhalers, duct tape, flash drives, sprinklers, explosions, gravity... the people who made that movie don't know how anything works. I'd be surprised if any one of them knows how to tie their shoelaces.🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
Maybe that's the secret, make films so forgettable people watch them multiple times
She's really nice in real life so crush out on Neve with a happy heart!
“… so subtle I felt like I was bludgeoned by a club” oh you have SUCH a way with words 😍
Long Legs would probably be a better Christmas movie.
Yay, New Video from Jack Quaid's Doppelganger.
Hollywood's "good boy"?
I'm honestly surprised with a name like Jack o Riley(sp?) that Chris Evans didn't ended up becoming with Jack Frost or Jack O Lantern to further expand that holiday universe idea.
Oooooooooh boy..... Sooooooo... *sirens blaring* red alert... Scentbird... red alert... Um... So please look up the CEO of Scentbird and what she's using her platform to shill and put out into the world before accepting another sponsorship from them. She's... Problematic.
Happy the heart is back, however! ♥️
He’s just getting a paycheck leave him be
@@kayley5256 he's a commentary channel, being critical is literally what he does. There are other companies out there that aren't run by weirdos
We need Ground News to find Pat. Factor too.
John Cena can act circles around Johnson.
not a fan of the fatshaming
THANK YOU FOR SAYING THIS
i've genuinely been looking for any comment besides mine that says something about it and yours is the only one i've seen
I truly believe that it’s long past time to retire the “well, that just happened” type of humor, because audiences have been vocal about their disdain for it
I pirated this movie because I ain’t paying to see this theaters.
It was so bad, I walked out of my own house 💀
Omg that's the perfect Video for a Friday evening thanks⭐️
I can't believe there's now a worse Christmas movie than Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas
oh my god i forgot about that one
I want a feature length American Dad Christmas movie where they have a final battle with Santa
Santa is gonna be just Roger in a wig, isn't he?
@@tiraXpyrrha Nah use the usual Santa they fight. Roger already became Santa for one episode, but he became Jewish Santa
Oh dang usually these A list actor movies with way too big a budget for what it is, are ad-ed to all hell but this is the first I've ever heard of this one
I've seen it 30 times a day for the past 2 months month watching what we do in the shadows on hulu
Guess they focussed all their ading on streaming ads and stuff then, i practically live on TH-cam and i think there mightve been a single one in retrospect but i didnt process it as anything
I might be a simple man, but I loved the Christmasy sound effect blurring out the occasional expletive. A sign that more thought went into production of this video than that of the Red One?
I do a different sound for the swears each video I don't think anyone ever notices haha
The ad read gave me massive saul goodman vibes
I am not going to lie; I thought the villain was going to be Jack Frost
The energy of the first two minutes is what I subbed for 🔥
Glad to hear it my friend!
Sick Edmund Fitzgerald reference
Lol. 2 minutes before I saw that this vod was out I saw a trailer for it and thought why not. Well I got an answer. Thanks for saving me some time and money
Grandma got ran over by a reindeer is my all time favorite Christmas movie and I force my family into watching it every year and need a modern day coverage of it from you
I would like to see you review Megalopolis.
Do Megalopolis!!
Ah so its not red notice or whatever that Netflix movie was called
I also thought it was in that universe.
@picahudsoniaunflocked5426 i didn't even think that, i was sure it was the same movie
I will gladly be the only person asking you for a Megalopolis video
I needed to watch one of your vids today its been hard. Thanks!
I hope I made your day at least a little better boss, hang in there
At this point, The Rock is box office poison
WE ARE HERE FOR THE ROCK HATRED WE LOVE SOME ROCK HATRED, ITS THE MOST DESERVED HATRED IVE EVER HAD AND PLEASE GO OFF KING THIS IS THE BEAT SHIT AMD IM HERE FOR IT
2:42 to be honest, I didn't look into megalopolis because you didn't cover it 💀 if you did cover it, i would absolutely watch that!!
It's probably not ideal to get nearly all of my knowledge about new movies from you, but also I refuse to stop
I don’t see how people can hate this movie so much, it’s not the greatest movie ever, but i would say it’s a 6-7/10. I found it really enjoyable in theaters
Please please please please cover Megalopolis!
Little is more entertaining than Pat losing his entire mind over a bad movie. Thank you for your sacrifice, as always
Star power can be good for movies if it's not dragging down the budget or there's a certain type of character they do well, but seeing Dwayne Johnson and Jack Black in everything just feels tiring. It's stopped being fun and more like they just signed up for whatever and the fact there are here is a sign the director didn't care or expected their remaining fanbase to sell the movie.
YES. COVER "GRANDMA GOT RUN OVER BY A REINDEER." IT IS SO BAD.
I remember back when I was dating my now husband (some twenty-odd years ago, GOD) I had recorded it off TV and brought it over so we could watch it, and NEITHER of us had seen it before going into it. Oh my God, the snarking was off the CHARTS. And of course, you have the scene right before commercial break of Grandma looking freaking DEAD in the snow. Someone greenlit this thing. Why, why did they do that.
I love that they made a song into a movie. Who does that? Who thought it was good? Well, I'm grateful in any event for the beautiful mess they made for us to enjoy
AS soon as I saw this movie had a muscle bound Santa, it was going to be a Hot Mess.
The thing about all those actors you named at 7:40 is they respect their coworkers and their acting work enough to not do that. Even though they could get away with it, they don’t because they realize everyone’s time is just as important as theirs. 8 hours is a full work day so imagine working another workday on top of that? Plus that balloons the budget when everyone is basically working for OT. For a lot of actors the studio would cut their losses and pick an actor who can show up on time.
I don't know what it was about the scent bird ad but somehow it felt adorably like "a kid trying to act as an adult"
Also, the most fun "obviously all filmed in front of a green screen" movie I ever watch was Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow. It knew it was silly, pulpy and campy and ran with it. The tone was what Ironsky should have been.
Sky Captain is deliberately made that way.
Got an ad for red one during the video lmao
“Secretly enjoy watching me suffer” I didn’t know we were doing it secretly I thought that we were pretty open about it.
Just returned from watching the movie. It was a blast. Then again, I grew up in the 80's what the only requirement for an action movie was to forget the world outside and be entertaining.
I had repressed all memories of "Grandma Got run Over By A Reindeer" but as soon as I saw that clip I instantly remembered every single scene. God I hated that song that you played 😂
The most memorable thing about this movie for me is the TikTok comment section. They kept going “I was interested until I saw the rock” and other remakes to the point they turned off the comments
I'll buy _Krampus_ instead. While I still can.
Toni Collette is always a better choice.
The only valid "Santa is actually a badass" movie is Rise of the Guardians
The only good holiday EU
18:08 that car is ABSOLUTELY product placement
11:55 alright this is the second instance of fatphobia i've seen on your channel. you claim it's because of "health" but then encourage ozempic for weight loss? do you know how horrible that is for your health? this is genuinely very harmful to say, and as someone who struggles with body dysmorphia and is in recovery for anorexia, it's extremely triggering.whether you're fat, midsize, or skinny, this is dangerous rhetoric. i'm really hoping your comments are being made bc of ignorance and not a genuine hatred of fat people, but idk if i can put myself in the position where i could subject myself to such hurtful and triggering rhetoric just because i want to give you the benefit of the doubt.
The rock should retire from the film industry
He just a over work Amazon worker
re: Why do we lie to kids about Santa?
I read a theory that I love. The idea is basically that it's an important lesson in a child's development.
Children need to learn that adults - even trusted adults like their parents - will lie to them.
How do they react to learning that Santa is a lie is a pivotal moment in developing their worldview.
Why do we lie to people about Invisible Sky Wizard... I mean God?
@ExtremeMadnessX to make them behave under threat of infinite punishment
The strangest part of the movie was during the first confrontation between The Rock, Chris Evans and Kiernan Shipka. I found it weird when halfway through the conversation, Kiernan looks directly at the camera and begins slowly counting down from 10, only to repeat 2 multiple times and then say "No. Not this time." Only to continue the previous scene like nothing happened.
Also, there was a grown man behind me in the theater that started crying after that. Im still not sure why
The most recent good movie about Santa is _Violent Night_ (2022).
I'm just really sick of seeing the Rock in everything to be honest. Him and Chris Pratt need to chill 😭
I'm sick so my memory is bad but i'm commenting so you do those 2 movies you mentioned, also please do arthur christmas when we get closer to christmas it is (in my humble opinion) the best christmas film of all time
That was the smoothest transition to a sponsor ive ever seen…wow.
Did u see the xmas movie Spirited? Its too bad that went straight to streaming, worthy of theater.
I hope u review gladiator II; im obsessed with pedro pascal.
When the traer came on I saw the polar bear and got excited. Then I saw the Rock & became rapidly disappointed.
Gonna need that “Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer” analysis on my desk in 3 weeks time. 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️
Love the running gag of updating the bleep sound over the swearing to match the video's theme
I love your takes. I never have to go to the movies again!
I’m starting to really enjoy your ads~they are so fun!
Yes, please do Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer for a December video.
I randomly got recommended this video, so I might as well watch it lol
Also I will absolutely come back to watch a "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer" analysis - that special is unironically one of my favorite Christmas specials for how absolutely insane it is.
Yess!!! You changed your picture right? No more beard i think? Lol if not oh well. You look happier.
I will say, Dwayne's recent return to the WWE has been about the most interested I've been in anything he's ever done. After an awkward attempt to usurp a championship storyline over a year in the making, he went with the flow and became a deluded bad guy instead and started dropping F-bombs on live TV because what is anyone going to do about it? He's a shareholder in the WWE's parent company and ABC had to have known he was a major reason viewing figures were up.
As someone who had the chance to see an early screening of Wicked, your dig at the lighting in the movie is wholly misplaced. It is gorgeous overall. I'm not sure why the trailers look kinda washed out, but the actual movie is simply gorgeous. Not sure if it's the home screens we watch trailers on vs. the digital projectors in theaters, but the movie is more vibrant and evenly lit than some of the trailers and other clips have looked. Maybe they heard some complaints about how washed out it looked in trailers, which were made months ago, and so they adjusted for the final edit or if the trailers just don't look great. It's baffling and I'm sad people are thinking it will be a dull, unevenly lit movie, when it isn't.
Could be intentional has a nod to how the original wizard of Oz was black and white and then became vibrant when the adventure truly began. Taking a very generous position here because it probably is just how things landed but it is possible given what the original movie that spawned this universe accomplished.
youtube surveyed me re: this video, so I gave it 5 stars & said it was *life-changing* cheers
How do you make a movie with Chris Evans, Lucy Liu, and the actual J.K. Simmons and make it suck?
I don’t particularly like to see Pat in pain from watching a terrible movie, but Dodgers fans can get all the heat 😂
I think it's ok to collectively have a united mythology. Not so good most are based on gifts and money instead of giving... but, every adult I know still thinks of those childhood characters as adults. I don't think it is a lie. I see it as just contemporary mythos.
Just what the world was waiting for. A live action remake of a South Park joke from 2002 but without Mr. Hanky and the machine gun packing Jesus slicing someone in two with his halo.
Wild that this video went up RIGHT when i heard about it and thought "I have never heard of this movie? What is it about?"