Chaos in Congress, Trump Lawyer Pleads Guilty in Election Fraud Case & Romney/Cruz Unity Ticket?
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- The fire department stopped by after the show to respond to smoke pouring out of our edit bays, Congress has now gone 16 days without a Speaker, Jim Jordan still claims to be in it after losing twice, Republicans are infighting, Fox News is trying to bully the holdouts into voting for Jim Jordan, Mitt Romney talks about trying to form a unity ticket with Ted Cruz in 2016 in his new book, Donald Trump’s former lawyer Sidney Powell pled guilty to six charges in Georgia, Joe Biden’s campaign now has more followers on Truth Social than the Trump campaign, we check in with the “Bachelor in Paradise” contestant who is the new face of American constipation Sam Jeffries, and This Week in Unnecessary Censorship.
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If Gym Jordan somehow manages to become Speaker, they will have to rotate the podium so he can continue to look the other way
Good one !
You're the real MVP.
You win!😂
😅 True!
Perfect description! I applaud you! 😄😄😄
The Reps blaming the Dems for all this chaos is like the arsonist blaming his neighbor for watching him burn his own house down.
Well spoken!
I don't wanna hear any GOP member speak, frankly.
I really hope the dems are making a field day worth of ads with all this nonsense
Silencing the opposition is a very slippery slope, least if you believe in Democracy. I agree in the case of Trump tho, he long since showed his true colors 🎃🪆🪆🪆
@@helios7212 That's a fair point
why don't we just vote the all OUT!
To be blunt... You're absolutely right
Gym Jordan needs to be prosecuted for his crimes at Ohio State
Exactly!
Lower the temperature?
How about not calling the spouses of the no votes on their personal 'phones?
And how about not making death threats against the no votes either?
Just more proof of how detached from reality Republicans are.
Well said 💯 👍 👏.
The GOP can't get anything done without threatening other people....
Those calls should be traced. They did it in TX to one person who was threatening. LOCK 'em up.
I'm an old man, seen a lot, but this crazy debacle Trump created for our country is truly insane: The Kraken Lady, Rudy, "America's mayor," (he sure blew that title). Everything Trump touches dies...wow, that'd be a great title for a book. We've suffered through these past five years with a maniac who just won't shut up and go away, maybe exile to Argentina. He'd love it there.
I thought at least we'd get to see "The Kraken" out of all this.
Actually that is already the title of a book by Rick Wilson (also member of The Lincoln Project)....and I wholeheartedly agree!
Argentina is too good for him, I was thinking more in the line of Rikers Island 🏝️
You're 💯% right brother
Argentina doesn’t want him.
Whenever a vote is taken in the House most Members say either "Yea" or "Nay" but Marjorie Taylor Greene always said "Naaaaaaay" which was confusing and frustrating to the people counting the votes, so now she just stomps her hoof once for yes and twice for no to clarify things!
I guess u HAVEN'T SEEN THAT "sporkfoot" yet, Eh ????
That's an insult to horses
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Yay not yea lol
When MTG says the "voters worked too hard," she means the "voters" who gerrymandered the maps to such ridiculous lengths that the GOP were the only candidates in their district.
illinois just gerrymandered their state to include the st louis area with the outer chicago area, 350 miles away. and it wasnt republicans who did that
@@patrickderp1044 Your argument might have carried some weight if you didn't also have half a dozen states in the lower half of the country, illegally ignoring orders from their states' top courts to redraw unfair maps, and in Virginia, illegally removing thousands of voters (gee, I wonder who they've voted for in the past), just weeks out from a crucial election. All of this being done by GOP led states, who have no policies for people to support, so must revert to despicable, draconian stunts to try and hold onto power that, if they were subject to anything approaching a fair election, they would undoubtedly lose. And don't bother to reply, I've grown deeply weary of arguing with MAGA drones who have no original thoughts of their own, and are simply parroting whatever their dictator-in-chief would have you believe, none of which has the smallest basis in any reality.
Reminder: Matt Gaetz, a Republican, started this whole mess by voting to remove Kevin McCarthy from his position as Speaker of the House. You shat your own bed, Republicans. Now you get to sleep in it.
Republicans adding the rule that only 1 member of congress was needed to do such a thing is what allowed all this to happen. Sure it's McCarthy's own damn fault for even bringing it up in the 1st place but if he hadn't, then we would probably still be going thru votes for McCarthy.
Problem is that by doing what they did they shat everyone's bed. Because they don't care about the country and the people.
Facts don’t MAGA
@@Zerolink30I thought Matt gaetz initially suggested that. I could be wrong
They're okay with it and pissed at the same time. At least when the💩 hardens... It hides the smell a bit. We all know how they like hiding things🤓
"The American people are thirsty and hungry" FOR JIM JORDAN TO CLAM UP AND GET OUT OF PUBLIC SERVICE!!!!
The McCain zinger was gold. A comeback to a slur that deserves to be remembered.
Yes, I wish it would come back more, come up more, as an example of just how low and slimy Trump is.
“We talked about making a deal to get back to work, but we decided against it.” Republicans have no shame.
Or the ladies room
@Divinefemininerising I like your avatar.
Her truthful testimony is required. If she doesn't follow through, the deal is off and she goes to prison.
Like a banana peel powell, next
Everyone saw her trouble with constipation on TV already what more do you want
We're all talking about Sam, right?
Is she still using a trump lawyer?
That traitor should never be speaker of the house of representatives. Ever.
Right, so lets get drunken nancy back. At least she wasn't a traitor .... oh wait a second.
Matt Gaetz looks like he should be a televangelist preacher. He has that creepy conman look.
It's the dead eyes..
Hellaluja
Wow. You're right. I couldn't figure it out for myself but you named it. I guess I should say thank you . But now I'm scared because you're right🥴
I thought this 2 years before he was even recognizable.
A cross between Billy Graham and Marvin the Martian.
I love Jimmy. He's funny and smart and is self-deprecating. Love the way he laughs.
It started when they allowed the rules to be changed- to it only takes one person to bring a vote to the floor to remove the speaker. It's ALL on the GOP
And when the democrats were in power, they made rule changes that they are now regretting
2. V b ibo b. Bv b invv v b3b v
Yep and McCarthy excepted this but blames it on democrats
Supposedly this rule always existed, but Nancy did away with it. McCarthy tried to copy her but couldn't
@@SuperDannyrulez This rule never "always existed". It's a new concept McCarthy agreed to as a way to get the votes of Gaetz and his associates. This was a way to hold McCarthy to his agreement with them, knowing one vote could make him lose the position.
LOVE THIS SNARKY SASSY BIDEN ❤ HE NEEDS TO BE LIKE THIS MORE OFTEN He has a good sense of humor with a side of knowledge,and grasps politics unlike The republicans or maga
In years past, it was his sense of humor that got him in trouble. I liked it.
Hey, Marge Greene: You broke the Republican conference, YOU... and Trump and Jordan and McCarthy and Gaetz and Bobert and Scalise and Banks and Stefanik and Perry
Surprised she’s not taking credit for doing something
Margarine Trailer Glean...👇✍️
Give her time, she will be concocting something so ludicrous the Magat's will start believing. @@stanbyme7874
@@christophermitchum6829Neanderthal traitor Greene🤓I got a couple more, but I'm not greedy🤓🤣
So true 👍 👌.
Giving Republicans the power is like giving Monkey a Drum. Both will Misuse and Abuse it.
It is all politics, democrats are no better
And make alot of noise!
What have Democrats done so much better, buddy boy?
Yup, the dems come in, fix the economy after the fiscally responsible GOP spend and expand government and do everything they say the dems do.
The votes are for the guy who raised the most money. They are thinking of their reelection not the people who voted for them 😊
Sadly, this is standard operating procedure for republicans.
Do you think the senate Repubs keep McConnell around for his radiating charisma and picturesque good looks? He’s the money man.
Important things first right?
"Why would this Rep be against Jordan for Speaker?"
Because he's a failed legislator, collaborator, protector, and human? Does there need to be more reasons?
I pick Fran Drescher for speaker. Why not? She's a great communicator, has a lot of passion for the working person and she can make us laugh😄
i wanna hear her laugh at these republicans.
Yes! As an actor I've been so proud to watch her lead this union!!
@@markmac2206 👏
@@catherineoconnor4055 👍She has been awesome.
We are indeed living in a very stupid time in history. 🤦♀️
When you look at every evil villain in ever, it's like they modeled them after Gaetz's physical appearance.
His Dad was the political swap in Florida.
Oh yeah, Gaetz definitely has the evil look.
"He likes people who don't get caught" - perfect!
Trying to say the democrats are at fault for this 🤡💩 is laughable. It's like driving a truck over a cliff and blaming the guy who watched you do it.
Duhhh, no, cha-RUMP! Accent on DUHHH 🤪🤬🤔😆💩
Perfect analogy
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i work in kitchen at white spot got little different flag like your profile pic
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For the GOP to suggest a Speaker who lies about the DEMs is just despicable.
WOW!!!! You just really narrowed the field.🙃
@@ianthesoccerref
They know damn well that Cheney is just about the only one who can win DEM votes. So weird. Now a Cheney of all people is the most sane GOP politician.
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There is absolutely no reason to lie about the Democrats. Every time you buy gas, groceries, need medical care and look at the millions of aliens in our country thank the Democrats. Obama and Biden did this, no lie.
Hahahaha the RUSSIAN OWNED GOP ARE DESPICABLE
@@ricksimon9867 If a Democrat were to vote for Cheney that Democrat ought to be kicked out of the party.
Other than her standing up against Donald Trump after what he did in the aftermath of the 2020 election, do you know anything at all about Cheney?
Republicans, after burning down their own house with the flamethrower still on their hand: "Why would the Democrats do this?"
Maybe to get the old guard out…the Dems had a segment of the party similar to what the gop had the dems had Bernie and the squad but after being elected they fell in line an just repeat party talking points
"Matt's fellow Conress-Demon MTG..."
So casual, yet so much on point. 👌😂
Matt Gaetz is so badly educated, I'd be surprised if he's even read a Monster can! 😂
probably crushes them on his giant head.
He’s only read the label for his std meds
Matt's Dad is tnexswamp in Florida. Donald Jay Gaetz is a Republican politician who served as a member of the Florida State Senate from 2006 to 2016. He was Senate president from 2012 to 2014.
Thought I was the only one who thought Gates head was too big for his body...does that say something we all see?
He looks like Frankenstein just a little greener. 😂
I thought I would never hear the word unity out of m t g's mouth.😂 She's the one who wanted to separate red and blue states.
Kevin made us endure 15 rounds of his humiliation for speaker. Gym Shorts didn’t even last 3 rounds
Thanks for the excellent coverage of current events! Keep up your great work.
Gym has been in congress for 15yrs and has not introduced one bill and couldn't even be a head coach and he wants to be speaker?
16yrs. Gym Jordan has been in Congress over 16 years, but has NEVER sponsored a bill that later became law.
THINK ABOUT THIS.................. IT'S A GOOD THING!
OMG!! I am so happy the Jimmie and his writer’s are back!! 😂😂hysterical
I’m glad you’re back Jimmy
Can’t believe it was 5 months
Way to go Dim Jordan!!!
The way Jimmy looks at Guillermo and asks him if he visited Snoop was hilarious! Do your thing G-Man! 😂
The one word that should'nt come out of any Republican mouth is the word work
I believe Al Franken when he said it was a common sentiment in Congress that “Everyone hates Ted Cruz. Even people who like Ted Cruz, hate Ted Cruz”.
"Here's the thing you have to understand about Ted Cruz, I like Ted Cruz more than most of my other colleagues like Ted Cruz. And I hate Ted Cruz." (Al Franken.) Where did you get that quote?
Ted Cruz is like feeling you just do feel it. Not a good one though. Never a good feeling.
👍😂♥️Al Franken
One crazy white woman there
Pls bring Al Franken back!!
Sam was a good sport about the whole pooping jokes thing which was cute.
Why on earth do Jordan's supporters refer to him as an attorney when, from what I understand, he never passed the bar??🤷♀
Me er been a lawyer in charge of the House judicial committee 😂 that's why nothing gets done
Correct.
Only the men's room door
The guy hasn’t passed a bill in 16 years in congress.
The writing community should thank Trump, Taylor-Greene, Gaetz, Jordan, Giulliani, Santos (and many more of the GOP} for putting a face to describe for when writing villains. Even their words and actions and their histories helps wonders.
Jimmy is Diverse...like COlbert, Falon, Meyer
No one would believe a character like MTG or Matt Gaetz in a political drama. Too cartoonishly evil and stupid.
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@@Valdagast High Fantasy tho. MTG and Gaetz are good character samples for an orc or goblin domineer antagonist. I dunno why but MTG's visage and look screams WoW Goblin for real.
@@Valdagast
Lauren Boebert may suffice.
Sam wasn't to 'pooped out' to appear on the show!😂😂😂
Please give me just one reason to trust a Republican politician. Just one.
Election interference is real. The Republicans just got caught doing it - officially. Not enough noise being made about Powell pleading guilty.
I trust Lindsay Graham isn't stealing anyone's girlfriend.
@@jackl4laughs🎯🎯🎯🎯
You can trust them to be inept.
You can trust them to be disingenuous.
You can trust them to lie.
You can trust them to grift.
Now living?
I love Guillermos' voiceovers! I love Jimmy and appreciate the entire crew. 🤗💙
Matt Gaetz belongs in shackles.
After the long strike lay off, I forgot how much I missed my late night clips.
Jim Jordan feels making threats to his fellow Republicans is considered a pitch. What is next? Shock collars?
Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show, on the air. Welcome back Jimmy Kimmel 🤗❤️👍
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We just need eight rational (non delusional) Republicans to vote for Hakeem Jeffries.
Yes, please!
That won’t happen. But if they will nominate one of the moderate Republicans, they can get enough Democrats to make up for the right wing lunatics. Then we can have some semblance of normalcy.
Non delusional is really funny news on you're JABBERED part lmfao
5 or 6 even, but I can't see that happening
The GOP doesn't actually care about the people
I don't think Republicans have 8 Muslims . I think they're all AMERICAN S.
Prison Trump prison!
Prison Biden prison!
@@cameronschreck3505trump for jail time 2024-2034 😂😂😂😂😂😂. YOU TOO!!!!!!!!!!
@@cameronschreck3505God bless President Biden and America 🇺🇸.
Sign in front of Leavenworth Prison: Trump in 2024
@@t.nguyen5806 Biden isn’t a real president and Biden doesn’t care about this country
That damn bear got some nerve. Couldn't even wait for the burgers to finish cooking😂
We do live in a very stupid time I wish it weren't also such a dangerous time but thanks Jimmy for the laughs
Read “Profiles In Ignorance “. It has been a long time that “stupidity” has been king in the GOP. E.g. Quayle
, Palin, and Reagan!
I could function just fine if I never had to listen to any more republicans or see them on TV, EVER!
Well said!
I feel the same way, except about Drew Barrymore.
Y’know, when Trump lost I thought “thank God I don’t have to listen to him or news about him anymore…”😞
@@carolz5090he said if he lost he'd leave the country....ANOTHER LIE🤬🤬🤬
@@marshamariner7897Can we deport him? That would make most Americans incredibly happy!
The best late night show on TV.
lovin the grandpa deadpan sass! Biden is rockin it!!
Always nice to have a political party in this country where part of its own base is so radicalized for one person that they send death threats to representatives that don't fall in line with the will of that one person. Very comforting to know
Republicans, after shitting their own pants: "Why would the Democrats do this?"
It’s you democrats fault that the attack happened at the capitol the other day and it’s you democrats fault that this country is getting destroyed
All I could do was think of that airplane this summer and see Trumps face waddling down the aisle while saying it's everyone else's fault his McDonald's fillet o fish messed up his gut.
@Sheila-su5he Pretty sure they are referring to what the Republicans are saying, hence the quotation marks.
What Dumbf did was drain the swamp into a bigger swamp, which merged with a tar pit and a cesspool.
Biden - the strong, silent type!!
scorpio
LOL, talk about being brainwashed.
@@EddieHenderson92Pot, kettle, black.
@@EddieHenderson92Every accusation is a confession with you guys. Thanks for the consistency.
@@ianthesoccerref You going to cry cupcake?
Gym jordan does not talk to people, he talks at people!🤨
It's funny how Jordan thinks he's somehow different from McCarthy. Like this is going to go any differently for him? His type never get it.
That's what malignant narcissism looks like.
He thinks he is different because daddy Trump told him so.
Jordan is different - he is trump's mini-me.
Those two are exactly alike. Both are angry Magas.
@@islanderbyrd1881 And now we're both proven right. I'm having such a good day right now.
Jim Jordan is starting to realize there are consequences to being a horrible person.
Nah, that would require a conscious.😂
Nah. He's from a safe gerrymandered district.
@@tpardue2593 I bet he just thinks it's really unfair. Zero self-reflection.
Gaetz is against any kind of light that can reflect off that drive in screen over his eyebrows.
As soon I found out Snoop was on, I had to get high 😂🎉
I will never not be surprised at just how much Matt Goetz looks EXACTLY like a living mashup of Beavis and Butthead!!!
Butthead demands apology. He got more brains than Florida man.
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THIS!
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Seth is my favorite but Jimmy has Guillermo and Guillermo is the best side/security out there.
Matt Gaetz must have misunderstood when he was told people use Venmo to make minor purchases.
The bit with John McCain 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Damn good one for Senator John McCain! Jimmy you're crushing it tonight.
John McCain went through hell for 7 years. I respect him and other POW's .
👍 no matter their politics.
@@susanfanning9480 💯💯💯💯 If the GOP still had a spine and was made up of more people like him? This country and government would be far more functional 😔
Sentaor John McCain almost got blown up into a million tiny pieces, on the back of an aircraft carrier, when a munition misfired, it started a massive chain reaction of explosions. An absolutely horrifying war story that every warrior conservative needs to hear.
Burger King is bringing back the rodeo Burger!
@@mechez774 lol 😆 😂
Great monologue Jimmy. I had to bow out before the interview with the woman who couldn't poop.
I'm a proud member of the "never reality show" crowd who has never been a viewer of any reality show, any talent show or any ridiculous "terrible people" dance shows.
I knew a long time ago that the only reality these shows prove, is how "F'd up" our whole society of gibbering gibbons and those who watch them really has become.
Snoop always spread smiles and stories... I just love him❤❤❤❤
I'm always amazed by his history and his creativity 🎉
Jim Jordan looks like a Scoobie Doo villain
Good one! That made me laugh.😂😂😂
“I’d be Speaker if it weren’t for those darned republicans.”
"And I would have gotten away with it, if not for those meddling adults!"
Before or after they pull of the mask? 😆
after I think, which is what he said about talking to Trump on Jan6@@brianh70
Romney was a pretty good governor in Massachusetts. He signed the bill that was the model for Obama-care.
The republicans are a joke 😂 drain the swamp?? They are the swamp
They are the sewer.
@@kennethdodemaide8678the sewer going into th he swamp✌️✌️
"The rats are jumping off the Spraytanic" was seriously underappreciated.
The silliest part of the House drama right now seems to be the 20 reps not voting for Jeffries.
Jefferies is only 8 votes away though.
They could govern like adults with him. Would be a good way to put the maga crazies on the outside.
@@muuuuuudthe democrats NEED to convince those 20 to get in gear....this is bullshit🤢🤮🤬
I read your comment while Jimmy has a chat with that lovely constipated lady, Sam _Jeffries,_ and my morning thoughts went surreal for a moment.
Wheir Weak on their
Constutional Morals, Living in Fear and Not Wanting to Step Across the Aisle For America.
They Are Their Own
Shipwrecked.
Have Misplaced, "COMMON SENSE"
With "FEAR"....
3:03 Move forward and work for the American people said the man that has never approved a single bill in all the years he has been at the house
I am confessing now that I had a lot of fun in college and that as a Comp Sci/Engineering double major I needed something to take the edge off and stay up for 4 days sometimes...
It is with that authority that I would bet my entire savings ledger on the fact that Matt Gaetz is blown out of his everlasting mind. If you put that lad upside down you'd need a hoover to tackle what would fall out. Cocaine all over that membrane. My God.
😂😂😂
I doubt he has gone without blow in years, if not decades.
Coke can make ya angry. That is how he acts in the House of Reps.
So.. I live in ga… and I thought this was a joke. The fact that it is not, is concerning
Gatez like the ones that drink Pedialyte 😂
The McCain joke deserves a pay raise 👏👏👏💜
Sam is so backed up, the Golden Bachelor producers are scared of a poop explosion on set and a lawsuit.
They saw that airplane earlier this summer...
KIMMEL IS THE ABSOLUTE BEST!!!
I like Jimmy. Always get a good laugh watching his unique show👏🏽❤️👌🏽
I love Guillermo's sultry intro
Why does the opening applause have to last so long.
how these guys got into office boggles me...
Bravo 2 Jimmie Kimmel who is a great comedian. U r also a great Speaker and the GOP needs that and also a gazillion other things.
Sidney Powell looks like the lady on Total Recall
The poop thing was mortifying and hilarious. She took it like a BOSS! Smooth move Sam!
"We live in stupid times," Jimmy laments. Then he interviews a woman who hasn't pooped in nine days. Thanks, Jimmy for your contribution..
That barbecue is now a daily target of that bear. Those folks should expect much more trouble.
Yep. I live in Alaska and you are 💯 correct . Kindly of you to warn them.
Jim Jordan makes Kevin McCarthy look like a statesman.
Gym Jordan for toilet washer, I could vote for that,
looks like his tie was a urinal cake.
The state of the GOP is a dumpster fire on Three Mile Island meets the Hindenburg meets Chernobyl - and that is the optimistic appraisal of the situation.
Matt Gaetz seems like a piece of real long-game performance art criticizing bro-culture.
If I thought he was capable of thinking more than 3 seconds ahead of time because he's always loaded...that would be an amazing thought. 😂