Jim Jordan Loses AGAIN, Trump’s Vile Scumbag Move, Biden Visits Israel & MyPillow Mike’s Plea
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 8 มิ.ย. 2024
- President Joe Biden was in Israel to meet with Prime Minister Netanyahu, Donald Trump may have violated his gag order by sharing the address of Attorney General Leticia James, Jim Jordan lost again in his bid to become Speaker of the House, George Santos and Lauren Boebert were seen yucking it up on the house floor, MyPillow man Mike Lindell is having financial difficulties and very much wants Jimmy to be on his telethon, another sport is trying to get the attention of Taylor Swift, and the monologue is interrupted by two very enthusiastic Martin Scorsese fans in the audience.
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Jim Jordan should be in prison for his part in J 6th .
And for covering up sexual assaults by an Ohio State Doctor
💙🎯💙
@@lambert581 First crimes first.🤷🏼
Yeah you tell em Denise 🙄
What country are you from?
There is a very good chance every victim of all of the vindictive prosecutions will be pardoned by the next R prez.
He’s not an attorney and he’s been on the job 16 years and never passed a single bill.🤦🏼♀️
Thank you!!! I can’t believe he was called that.
Yeah IKR! He never even sat for the bar exam!
But he was a wrestler
I don't think hardly any of the republicans have. Let's vote them all out
Jordan recieved a degree in Education from Ohio University.
In 2001 he recieved a Juris Doctor from Capital University in DC. But reportedly never sat for the bar examination in any state, meaning he never practiced law
VOTE BLUE 2024!!!! 💙💙💙💙
yes...keep America heading toward the ground like a dart
@@brianclark9110you pegged the Treason tRUMP regime perfectly ! Why do you think that so many of his cabinet members have called him out as being inept and uneducated.
Yes, Biden is old. But he is also very wise. Trump is old too, but emotionally an utterly spoiled toddler.
Who wears diapers due to his adderall addiction
Trump is Mentally Ill
have u ever heard the tragedy of darth biden the wise?
Your mama
So true!
Trump 4 Prison
2024 🇺🇸👍
Trump for cell number 2024!
He can claim the square footage!
tRump 20-24 years in prison
I'd be happy with "Trump tarred and feathered 2024"
@@osamabinladenssecondgirlfr4241
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45 sitting there seething with anger, makes my day.
The Dumpster is gonna have a stroke so bad in court one of these days he's gonna get a double hernia.
@@robertgoerss🤣
Joe Biden is a predator
Since when does wrestling apply as a skill in Congress? I guess arm-twisting plays a role here.
Jim Jordon Does NOT HAVE A Law Degree ! HE IS NOT A LAWYER JUST A PERSON WITH A BIG MOUTH
I would just be happy if we never heard from Trump again.
The news media should start ignoring him. People are bored with his looney antics.
I'll take one last time ....... "Do you have any last request?"
I'm pretty sure that if a day goes by that he isn't on television, he will slowly fade from existence. And that is why he keeps sticking his foot in his mouth.
@@shawnduffy3380Please, ASAP!
They should put him on a day time soap opera show
He's NOT an attorney...NEVER passed the Bar exam.
But he loves Toxic Trump
He obviously never attended his constitutional law class.
😂 Gym Jordan isn't a lawyer, he never passed the bar.. calling him a successful lawyer is the biggest maga Republican party lie.!!
is that your professional opinion, counselor?
But he did watch every episode of Matlock.
That's because he is a "DUNCE"
@@DavidKyle Are you suggesting that you have to be a lawyer to know if someone's passed the bar?
Jim Jordan does not know Deus. Vivtas. Rem. God, reality, truth.
You’d think the guy who did nothing to stop sexual abuse against wrestlers wouldn’t want people mentioning his own wrestling career.
Jordan isn’t an attorney. He couldn’t pass the bar exam.
You know what else Jordan’s never passed? A single piece of legislation in 16 years in Congress.
How common is that in either party? I was a rep fo years and I can say they dont want ot make things, they want to take things. More legislation to them is more spending. So why make legislation? Chaos lies and confusion ARE thier party platform, specifically because it stops government from functioning. Dems need it to function to help people while thier entire platform is to take it all away. Jordan is EXACTLY what it mean to be a republican.
He has undoubtedly past the low bar many times!
Bar exam??? He couldn't pass a kidney stone.
I'm guessing he also couldn't pass any bar....especially on dollar margarita night. 😂
I'll see myself out.
Jim Jordan, 16 years in Congress accomplishing absolutely nothing of merit & yet, still coasting on his highschool years.
Glory days-Bruce Springsteen.
Vote him out Ohio 🎉
@charlesasmith, Have you seen his district? It’s one of the most gerrymandered in the country.
“And you know where our former president is… that’s right he’s in court…” lol Yes, keep calling him out, Jimmy! And drawing attention to his court appearances!!
why isn't Brandon in court for accepting millions from China and Ukraine??
@@brianclark9110what about what about what about
Anybody else get movie Idiocracy vibes? Best qualification for the new speaker Republicans are putting out is that he was good at wrestling. Absolutely hilarious.
Kimmel gets under Trumps skin like no other late night host...
I'm all for it
I Liked this up from 45. 😏
@@pipermccool ty
No, Kimmel get under everyone's skin.
Lmao.. you got one🤭
@@stevereed8786 ...Not Ashli Babbitt's. LMFAO!
An attorney! He NEVER PASSED the bar!
He wasn’t a Lawyer. He failed the bar test.
Lol!
Jim Jordan never took the bar exam so he was never an attorney. And yet he chairs the House Judiciary Committee.
Jim was never an attorney he tried eight time to pass the bar exam but never did.
Bobert and santos, a match made in the depths of hell
I'll never grow tired of Jim Jordan losing.
Happy day...
Way to go gymbag
Jackit Off Gym Jordan will look the other way every time.
Because you just love losing, no matter where it comes from...loser.
The one thing I like about My Pillow Mike is that he does have a sense of humor. Instead of getting outraged at Jimmy for poking fun at him, he joins in on the fun. Not too many MAGA do that.
Honestly when Mike was in Jimmy’s show I was surprised at his attitude. He’s a good sport. I think I might support him that way he can deal with the lawyers with ease
@@MegaHunter90210his pillows are lumpy garbage.
"I would pick him up in my plane". That shocked me, too, and I literally said with Jimmy "you still have a plane?!".😂
lol but it would be so funny if he made it to the telethon
?hidden money?
Keep America sane. Thank God Jimmy Kimmel is back!
Jimmy Kimmel is a predator. His day is coming.
He was not a lawyer he couldn't pass the bar.
Jordan isn’t just a wrestler, he’s also a sexual predator protector
I was a state champion wrestler in my senior year of high school in 2007.
In no way, shape, or form does that make me qualified to be the Speaker of the House of Representatives. If anything, being an excellent high school wrestler should arguably DISQUALIFY one from the job, because we've all been concussed just a few too many times.
Yeah because all the fine "qualified" folks in Congress are doing such a good job running the country that anybody but Jordan will do! K
If my choices were reduced to Jim Jordan or Mike Lindell I vote we all flee the planet!
Stone cold steve Austin has too much integrity to be a Republican speaker of the house.
He sure does
Snap into a slim jim oh yeahhh.
Wait that was Randy Savage who said that lol
The late Curt "Mr. Perfect" Henning would have been a great candidate for Speaker.
Fits right in with the other slimy cheats in the GQP. 😂
It’s HARD to overlook JJ’s background at Ohio State. no pun intended.
Trump for Prison
I’ve been saying this for the last 7 years….. it’s coming! Any day now. First president ever in history.
Biden, Hunter, Hillary, below average Obama for 400 years in jail each.
@@gfgf2417He LOVES being first and the worst!😂😂
I came across this today, and thought about it when seeing the differences between Biden and Trump -
Confidence is quiet
Insecurity is loud
💯💯
the other difference...the country was strong under Trump
@@brianclark9110 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@brianclark9110 You either need to stop or start taking mushrooms.
Truth in a nutshell!!
the "ketchup for his steak" line flew WAY too far under the radar, that was GREAT! 🤣
George knew he was safe, and wasn’t getting a feel. I’ll bet that baby he was holding is Granny Bo-Bo’s grandkid!
One of those supporters for Jordan doesn’t know him at all. He’s not a lawyer, he could not pass the exam.
Is that a prediction?
@@johndododoe1411??? It’s historical fact.
@@user-ms2mu8jl1c I heard he never took it, so it must be a prediction he would fail if he tried .
The constitution says we need a Speaker, not a republican party.
I nominate you, James Turner.
@@squeaky7798🎉!
We need to vote ❎ them out.
I nominate you as well James turner 🥩
@@squeaky7798 I think they need to split up these parties. Their made up rules are stopping us from following the law.
When the Trump gang gives out people's addresses,they fully understand that that person life is now in danger.
Everyone knows Joe Biden s address except Joe Biden ! He has brought this country TOGETHER exactly like he promised 🎉
Jimmy the King of comedy ❤ Keep rocking man 😂👏🏽👏🏽👌🏽
I nominate Stormy Daniels for Speaker! She clearly knows how to deal with little issues and disasters!!!
I second that😂😂😂
I would agree but there’s not mushroom to do so😂😂😂😂
I nominate Hunter...he has ties to "the big guy"
The fact you think a pornstar should be a speaker speaks volumes of how far we have strayed from humanity.
I thought that you were going to say she knows how to deal with little pricks
I can never get tired of Trump nicknames. Tanny Soprano is just perfection 😂
I’ve made up and collected almost 100 to date. It’s a hobby of sorts😂
@@PatousMcGore321 you're sitting on a goldmine 😂
@@PatousMcGore321Being such a narcissist, I wonder what nickname he gave himself.
@@stevehensley5096 he used to refer to himself as "The Donald"...🤣
not pretentious or anything. Now just "The Defendant".
@@PatousMcGore321You should publish a book😊!
they forget about him not reporting sexual assault allegations of the kids that trusted him. Apparently he knew about everything
Gotta hand it to the President, first Kyiv now Israel. Both active war zones,and not surrounded by thousands of American troops. Didn't see the other guy do that.
No, the other Guy developed bone spurs again😂
No, we saw the other guy setting the stage for it all to happen.
C'mon look at his walk to the church with the upside down bible, screams tough 😂😂😂
@peterharris38
Wasn't actually upside down. In close up photos you can see the writing on the seam.
@@terri6854 ... and the ribbon was sticking out at the bottom. But all the rest of the cr@p he did that day was true.
Maybe George Santos looks happy because he got a little 'touchy, grabby' moment with Lauren 'Gropey' Boebert.
The "bowling" bit had me rolling! 🤣🤣😂
I'd be creeped out by My Pillow Guy stalking and fangirling me.
Wrestling history should be the last thing to bring up when it comes to Jim Jordan.
First thing. He's conspired to conceal sexual abuse claims by hundreds of victims for years.
Or the first thing, if you want to DISQUALIFY him...
@@ammaleslie509 definitely, it’s more something republicans shouldn’t bring up.
It's good to have Jimmy back. America needs the truth.
That explains the reason for the strike and why the strike ended ?
Falling 'short' is routine for Rep. Jordan!!!
Jim Jordan did not pass the bar exam , therefore, he is not an attorney. 😮
I have always felt that this country elevates sports and sports figures waaayy too much. Into realms it has no business being in.
Tubberville is another example.
Who better than a wrestler to overthrow the government?
Jim Jordan has never been a lawyer. He never passed the bar.
Quality security work from Mr Rodriguez 😂
Now Jim Jordan needs to lose 14 more times and McCarthy will no longer be the most pathetic Speaker in the House's 200+ years of history.
McCarthy no longer being the most pathetic Speaker would imply Jim Jordan actually becomes the speaker. I would rather that not happen.
Sad so sad
@@magnetospinThat's an ABSOLUTE " I agree!"
Lol.
Gym Jordan has been in the congress for 16 years and NOT A SINGLE LEGISLATIVE BILLS PASSED! SIXTEEN YEARS!!!! The man won't last in a taco bell as an employee
Mike Lindell is a Joke that never gets old!!!
Remember, if we don't hold people like Jim Jordan accountable, then Jan. 6 was just for practice.
The man who doesn't follow the law by accepting a Sopena wants to lead as speaker of the house? Gimme a break!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Whatever it's like in yer country, here we do not "hold people accountable" for their views. The next R president will pardon every single victim of these persecutions.
@@JonathanSterlingUSA This is America. You can believe what you want and talk about it. We don't hold them accountable for their views. We hold them accountable for engaging in or assisting a violent coup against the U.S. Capitol, with the intent of overthrowing our elected leaders and government.
@@JonathanSterlingUSA do you hold them accountable for breaking the law? Not when they have an R next to their name, apparently.
@@JonathanSterlingUSA You know good goddamn well these scumbags aren't being held accountable for their views, and you should be ashamed of yourself for pretending otherwise.
Do better.
Mike Lindell is obsessed with jimmy.
Unfun fact: Jim Jordan was a wrestling coach, I believe it was for Ohio state, and he ignored several kids who complained they were being sexually assaulted by the doctor. Jordan begged one of the brothers of a victim to lied about his assault, saying Jordan had tears in his eyes
I recall it was 117 wrestlers. Not several.
Yes, and the Republican talking point is that "no one" has ever come forward with evidence Gym Jordan knew about the abuse, or, he was the assistant coach and had no power to do anything about it anyway, or, Biden's mishandling of classified documents is way way worse than trump's and he must go to jail. Literally heard one of them say those things in one 5-min segment.
Jimbo Jordan is the crooked sheriff that gives you directions straight to the Texas chainsaw massacre house.
WOW !!! I thought Jordan was a no good, low down insurrectionist who conspired to keep sexual accusers to having there day in court. We got to decide. Chainsaws are nasty business in the wrong hands. I've seen the promos for those movies !
“This seasons’s best selling Halloween mask…” LOL, good line…
Boy that last bit made me miss the writers strike.
Gym Jordan is Russia's choice
I remember when Speaker votes were just a formality and not really news, Now it's a must watch
Or don't hold a vote until you have the votes. I guess the Republican majority whip isn't effective, either.
@@Dora-hi2nwit’s because they always had the votes worked out before hand because the parties were better organized
they’d have a candidate and know the outcome because that’s how it’s supposed to work
I actually worked for my Congressional Representative, and I had no idea that the Speakership was unmoored from being a member of the House.
a must watch if you like watching paint dry
Kinda like affirming military promotions and awarding diplomatic positions 🙄
The Republicans are the defensive team, blocking.... the Democrats the offence, scoring......
The trial is over, the proceedings are hearings of his assets, and checking his numbers for the law suit fees. The judge already found him guilty though.
The Republicans who are still in their senses should think about where they are taking their country.
3:55 in case you missed the memo he is not a member of the bar. He is not a practicing attorney. He’s an insurrectionist you’re not mentioning that though.
They say trump is religious that's because he thinks he is god
OMG JIMMY is hilarious!!! I had to rewatch the trump in court part. HILARIOUS!!!
That effortless glide into a Joe Pesci rant was laugh out loud amazing
And yet Jordan heads the judiciary committee. The leader should at least be a lawyer.
He shouldn't be on ANY committees given his role in the insurrection. He shouldn't even be in Congress at all. He's a traitor to his oath. He should be in prison, tbh.
Jordan is an amazing congressman. We need more like him
3:03.
Never, *NEVER* zoom in on Laura Loomer's face like that again!
I could watch the Mike Lindell sh*t show 24 hours a day. The best writers in the world can't make anything half as funny.
They are never going to put him into jail for violating his gag order. He knows this and he will continue to violate it because he knows nothing's going to happen. Meanwhile, he can cause a great deal of damage while he does so.
Should just elect a golden retriever to be “barker.” A golden retriever would win the speakership on cuteness alone. Can’t say that about any Republican. And the golden retriever would probably get more stuff done. You’d never get that gavel back, though.😮
Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air, welcome back Jimmy Kimmel 🤗❤️👍
The bowler skit and Martin Scorsese was the best skit I seen on the show in while.😂
Lindell went into the wrong business. His empire would be safe if he was a televangelist grifter.
Or stick with his successful pillow company. His mistake was touching toxic Trump
The Venn diagram of gullible people that believe BS from tele-evangelists and support tre45on tRump has way too much of an overlap.
@@neale3871 THIS. Trump destroys everything he touches.
He tried exactly this career change with Frank Speech and now Lindell TV, right?
You mean he's not?
He already lost the fraud case. This is to determine the fines and penalties.
Liz Cheney for Speaker of the House!!!
Don't kick Guilhermo! LOL
Jimmy makes me laugh out loud.
I love him.
Jordan is also accused of having covered up sexual abuse by the Ohio State Univ wrestling team doctor. Jordan was apparantly an assistant coach and was told about the abuse by some of the victims but didn't do anything.
Much like his time in Congress… the dude is living to his highest potential
I thought there would've been a joke about that birds nest on his head in that courthouse shot 🤣
GYM and attorney...NOPE GYM FAILED THE BAR EXAM
If you make "old" jokes about Biden you have to make the same for Trump. But honestly I'd rather not have those jokes: They're getting old.
You clearly don’t know about bidens dementia. That should drive a dirty joke through your argument.
Saying that old people jokes aren't funny because "they're getting old" sounds pretty ageist if you ask me.
Just saying man.
Yeah I don't get why he does those. It's like some stupid pollster said that "jokes about Biden's age trend well with the 21-35 demographic"
Clever.
*baddum psh*
I am shocked that Jordan has not claimed that the voting not to elect him was rigged. Why hasn't anyone asked him if he thinks it was rigged. It would be great to see his reaction to such a question.
Well, they already blamed the Democrats. Lol
@ibrahimyusuf2982 - Gym Jordan, wasn't there lots of issues with the Speakership vote? Isn't the fact that you lost sufficient to proclaim that is was rigged with no supporting proof?
It was rigged just ask McCarthy
The Biden is old jokes are, themselves, getting old. Dark Brandon is a badass.
They forget that drumpty don is 3 short years younger, and countless braincells lighter
Jordan is trying to break McCarthy´s record of 15 counts so that he can go in the history books.
Gym Jordan never passed the bar exam, fact.
Are we really gonna have ANOTHER 15 rounds of voting for Speaker? I doubt Gymbag Jordan will get that far, but we’ve already seen so much chaos within the House GOP
Hah ... Gymbag Jordan- I'm gonna use that 😂
I just want to know how much that's costing us... 😮 😅😂 hope their on salary & the old folks have Medicare Parts A & B 😂😅😂😅😂😅
Jordan has no motivation to stop. This is as high as he will ever go if he succeeds. If he stops now, he will be consigned to the chuckle bin of history. Clearly he did not run for the House in order to write and pass good legislation. This is pretty much his entire ambition.
@@respectmyogness9385* they’re. So close. So close.
Endless....
who was that dodge ball master lol
I had to rewatch the "reviously on Jimmy Kimmel" 3x. 😂
Thank Goodness the writers are back at work!! Political comedy shows like Jimmy Kimmel keep us sane in these whacko times!!!!😂🤪😍
I wish I was the head of those unions. I would’ve demanded that we never hear of Trump again then we will go back to work.
Shows like Kimmel rot your right lobe.
Times like these are because of brandon
His opinion about Trump and politics should be left out! Especially when they're part of the narrative to take Trump down because he knows the truth he's going to take care of everybody that's been doing things for kids Hollywood's nervous because they're all going to be accountable and punished!
@@conanthegreat4418 clearly you are speaking from the perspective of having no lobes.
Maybe Gym could ask the electoral college for help... after all in 2016 they put a republican in office who didn't have a majority popular vote!.
And 2000. And 1876. Yes, I'm still bitter about 2000.
😊😊
and the country went to hell when he left office
and a lot of Russian help!
@@brianclark9110Hell is home for Donald Trump.
Thanks, Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert, and Jimmy Fallon ! You bring me a chuckle to balance the daily deluge of crazy news 😜.
Glad you’re back, Jimmy!!
they love assuming what the American people want without ever asking the American people
3:48 That wrestling reference isn’t as helpful as Republicans think it is. . .