0:13 best way to get your weapons ripped off your person and used against you. My husband is a police officer, and he gets approached by these clowns all the time, wanting to show off, asking my husband what they think about open-carry vs concealed. My husband says, well, it depends, do you want to be safe and able to defend yourself or walk around playing Cowboy? It shuts them down pretty fast.
My dads nickname in the army was blackout because hed get blackout drunk quickly. Military nicknames arent badass they are just another way to take the piss
Haven’t personally known one, but I read about a USAF pilot nicknamed “Shredder”. Sounds badass, except he apparently got it by shredding an important document by accident.
I always thought that the stereotype of us Americans being completely gun-crazed was like, a funny joke or something, but Jesus Christ I'm starting to realize how accurate that actually is.
Arms sales are a large chunk of the GDP so those with vested interested want to keep this guns = rights attitude alive as long as possible. Encouraging violent threats is just one of the many ways it's done.
George Memeulous, You said you would watch more Ancient Aliens if your video got 80k likes. That day has come and you must fulfill your promiss and give us, the consumers, what we desire!
The thing with "I conceal carry try me" is that those types of people get made fun of by the gun community typically. The last thing you should want as a gun owner is to have to use it. Also 40cal is a pistol round used in a variety of pistols.
4:40 I'm pretty sure the longest confirmed kill with a sniper was from around 2 miles and wasn't a headshot it was 2 people behind a wall centre mass so I doubt he was that guy (also you know they're speaking shit if they say they shot them in the head because it's more stupid than skillful to try and shoot such a small constantly bobbing target instead of aiming for the torso)
I looked him up cause I was curious if its the same guy. That profile has his name spelt with only one N, according to Wikipedia it has 2 n's. Maybe the hacker did that though.
4:17 You know someone can't actually pop your melon if they still use "silencer" terminology in regards to suppressors lol Also, note, the longest ever recorded sniper kill was 3,540 meters (or 2.2 miles) and therefore the likelihood of this dunce successfully landing a shot from that distance is astronomical
Not to mention the fact that the bullet would have it's velocity significantly reduced by the suppressor, and that he would have to use a low power optic, as higher power ones are extremely hard to come by. In addition, most sporting/hunting rifles are not built for that range, so even if you got hit by him, you would probably not be mortally wounded unless it hit, like, your carotid artery or something.
@@jasperrice8456 Even if he had something like an arctic warfare, I'm completely certain it would have been bought with daddy's money and that money is as far from his mouth as where he's claiming he can shoot
@@tacocrunch4512 Mate, I've received work messages at 11pm, and i've woken up to work messages. "Working from home" is just code for "work 24/7". But you do get to watch youtube tho😀.
Dear Mr. George Memeulous, Me and many members of your loyal community are waiting for the long requested: Cheese tier list video. As a spokesmen for the ‘CP’ (Cheese Party), I would like to know the time of this video so I may inform the rest of the party. Yours truly, -Garfield Orange, Head of Propaganda of the Cheese Party
As an American I can say, people are either normal and just enjoy the freedoms they have, or are balls deep in conspiracies, extreme cringe, or brain dead
As a southerner I can confirm, the "in my house we dont dial 911" slogan is everywhere and on everything. you could probably find baby clothes with that saying on em.
george is a badass for staying dedicated to hiding his identity for this long (some may think this is not badass, but you aren't making this comment, i am)
3:40 - the hysterical part of this is that Starbucks coffee is weak-arsed shit: we're talking real "like making love in a canoe... fucking close to water" territory, here, and that oik is talking like he's knocking back a *proper* coffee.
I was walking around Colchester and saw a sign on someone's back garden fence that said "in this house, we don't call 911", similar to that thermometer. I thought "good thing you don't cos this isn't America"
Oh my god the danzig one is a classic. He's a classical tough guy too, he was in a few hard rock bands and thought he was the only one who did it right, he is something, look up danzigs bricks
For future reference, .40 is like .45 ACP (M1911 bullets) but with a vasectomy so it's slightly larger than a 9mm (generic pistol round) In other words, 9mm, .40, .45, all of them are pistol rounds with power in ascending order
People always associate the size of the bullet with power. For one, most pistol rounds are rounded and less aerodynamic. The reason a .50 is so impressive is because it has a lot of propellant behind it, and it is rarely aerodynamic.
@@jasperrice8456 Exactly, and the amount of pressure and propellant creates the big boom and gigantic holes in soft squishy targets. With the exception of the 5.7x28mm, there aren't too many pistol calibers that are noticeably built to be more aerodynamic than others. While it may hold less energy from it's propellant, it faces less air resistance and has smaller surface area for impact, making it well known for AP intentions Talking about the practical ability of the 5.7 is a bit of a moot point when compared to the .50 AE's wrist breaking abilities
I was called Skitz in the Aussie military, not because I was badass, but because I had no filter and would usually do something stupid that would see me with either extra duties or confined to base. We went on a cultural walk (pub crawl) one Christmas and our warrant officer said to me, "Skitz, if anything happens today I want to be the first to know about it". I went and got a Prince Albert and hurried back to tell the WO all about it. He was sat with the admino (a female) and she burst out laughing. He never again asked to be the first to know if I did anything unusual! Moral of the story, military names aren't derived from how badass you are, they're given in relation to how messed up you are!
Just seen the part where the guy comes out with a German shepard. Yh as a German shepard Owner, mine is about as threatening as a paper bag. He'll see a robber and go up for headpats 🤣🤣
Random fun fact about the 'watch who you trust' image at 9:55 is that car doors are not nearly as protective as one might think. They're very thin metal and a handgun will pierce them very easily. One reason we think otherwise is because people see scenes of police using car doors as cover from bullets in real news and in tv/movies. This is because police specifically reinforce the doors to be used for this purpose. Your standard street legal car from the dealer has absolutely not done this. If you ever need to use a normal car as cover from gunfire the only part of it likely to stop bullets is the engine block.
10:00 danzig is a popular punk vocalist known for his work on the band "the misfits" as well as another band under his own name, this is hilarious seeing this lmfao
Lmfao, a family friend of mine has that same thermometer. 😂 And the people who say they conceal carry and would love someone to step to them are liars mostly. They're cowards who feel like somebody when they intimidate others. When in reality they'd probably be the first to get shot, with their own gun. "Everybody play the tough guy 'til shit pops off."
7:33 my theory about Blackout: he passed out, cause of fear and so he wouldnt feel bad his friends lied about it and it back fired and he became a dick
10:04 that's the lead singer of the misfits, a "punk" band that never really was punk and just stole the punk "sound" for a bunch of schlocky horror film nonsense. he is also well-known as just an overall ass. he had a bunch of bricks on his front garden for years and people still mock him for that, also his collection of massive fucking looney tunes statues.
@@Sam-yy6yw mostly marketting. they only got popular because they were recognisable on stage and because their music really hit the macho-male goth jock demographic. they aren't punk, even by the loosest standard of punk. bands like dead kennedys and bikini kill were. but misfits? hell no. hard-rock at least. that's like calling white zombie a punk band.
Except its a huge band x'D i have a crimson ghost tattoo on my neck x'D so what sun genre of punk did you come up with? x'D extremely successful band and then he started Danzig(band) and everyone knows the song Mother
@@davemonster2 oh yeah they’re undoubtedly very popular.. just personally I think they were pretty terrible. No hate, we’re all entitled to our opinions :)
you know he's badass when he has a garfield phone
And the gromit
truly a hard one
we stan garfield phone
@@bostpoxfox and the distressed garfield teddy
Garfield phone is sigma based
0:13 best way to get your weapons ripped off your person and used against you.
My husband is a police officer, and he gets approached by these clowns all the time, wanting to show off, asking my husband what they think about open-carry vs concealed.
My husband says, well, it depends, do you want to be safe and able to defend yourself or walk around playing Cowboy?
It shuts them down pretty fast.
My dads nickname in the army was blackout because hed get blackout drunk quickly. Military nicknames arent badass they are just another way to take the piss
My father in laws name was Umpire as he used to umpire the cricket matches,he could also sink a pint in 3 seconds lol
Exactly, my nickname was Gimli because I'm short and ginger
My grandpas nickname in the military was Silverback because he had to shave twice a day
What people think: Blackout rage
Reality: pissing on their hammock after 6 bud lites.
Haven’t personally known one, but I read about a USAF pilot nicknamed “Shredder”. Sounds badass, except he apparently got it by shredding an important document by accident.
That one guy took “switching to your sidearm is faster than reloading” very literally
I always thought that the stereotype of us Americans being completely gun-crazed was like, a funny joke or something, but Jesus Christ I'm starting to realize how accurate that actually is.
It's unironically not a joke
Look kids, it’s becoming self-aware
@@conormurphy4328 lol 😂
its more of a fact than a stereotype
Arms sales are a large chunk of the GDP so those with vested interested want to keep this guns = rights attitude alive as long as possible. Encouraging violent threats is just one of the many ways it's done.
George Memeulous, You said you would watch more Ancient Aliens if your video got 80k likes. That day has come and you must fulfill your promiss and give us, the consumers, what we desire!
@ants review how much are they paying you?
@Barry O’Brien I don’t care, I’m going to comment the same thing untill he does it
why could i hear this in his voice
Yes yes yes
Join the cult
Alternate title: *George makes fun of Americans for 10 minutes*
Criss cross is a way better channel for this kind of content
@@kaxeniakristelle7887my guy no one knows who that is
This comment was made by an American
The thing with "I conceal carry try me" is that those types of people get made fun of by the gun community typically. The last thing you should want as a gun owner is to have to use it. Also 40cal is a pistol round used in a variety of pistols.
My favourite part of the thermometer is that the maker absolutely used the meme of the hand holding a gun to make it
Glen Danzig in a GeorgeM video is the cross over we didn't want but still got lmao, the man's a bit odd
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4:40 I'm pretty sure the longest confirmed kill with a sniper was from around 2 miles and wasn't a headshot it was 2 people behind a wall centre mass so I doubt he was that guy (also you know they're speaking shit if they say they shot them in the head because it's more stupid than skillful to try and shoot such a small constantly bobbing target instead of aiming for the torso)
By a Canadian
@@danielcrafter9349a Newfoundlander
Bro the Glen Danzig one was funny especially since he was a member of one of the most famous punk bands
I looked him up cause I was curious if its the same guy. That profile has his name spelt with only one N, according to Wikipedia it has 2 n's. Maybe the hacker did that though.
Hey George currently doing my GCSES your videos help me unwind at the end of a long stressful day keep up the amazing videos
Good luck!
Good luck pal
good luck :))
thank you jedi yoda
got some of mine in a few months too, best of luck mate!
6:50 this dude doesnt even need that protective vest, he’s already a walking shield
Can’t believe George Memeulous doesn’t know who Glenn Danzig is
4:17 You know someone can't actually pop your melon if they still use "silencer" terminology in regards to suppressors lol
Also, note, the longest ever recorded sniper kill was 3,540 meters (or 2.2 miles) and therefore the likelihood of this dunce successfully landing a shot from that distance is astronomical
No, this untrained individual is the single best sniper the world has ever seen
Not to mention the fact that the bullet would have it's velocity significantly reduced by the suppressor, and that he would have to use a low power optic, as higher power ones are extremely hard to come by. In addition, most sporting/hunting rifles are not built for that range, so even if you got hit by him, you would probably not be mortally wounded unless it hit, like, your carotid artery or something.
@@asdatrollys8944 Oh my god how could I forget
@@jasperrice8456 Even if he had something like an arctic warfare, I'm completely certain it would have been bought with daddy's money and that money is as far from his mouth as where he's claiming he can shoot
“SpongeBob armed little fuck” is my new favourite insult
I recently found your channel, and never have I been more happier to work from home. Well needed laughs, mate. Cheers!!!
Hope working from home goes alright for you :)
@@tacocrunch4512 Mate, I've received work messages at 11pm, and i've woken up to work messages. "Working from home" is just code for "work 24/7". But you do get to watch youtube tho😀.
the first one with 4 handguns must be general grievous
George not realising the menacing photo was a promo shot from Glen Danzig the bloody musician and singer lmao
Dear Mr. George Memeulous,
Me and many members of your loyal community are waiting for the long requested: Cheese tier list video.
As a spokesmen for the ‘CP’ (Cheese Party), I would like to know the time of this video so I may inform the rest of the party.
Yours truly,
-Garfield Orange, Head of Propaganda of the Cheese Party
You may want to change your party name, have a good day
Seeing the misfits’ lead singer in this was 100% something I wouldn’t have expected
As a yank, i always say not all of us are like this. But looking at these, im starting to rethink my stance on that
Personally, a German Shepherd could scare me off, but that's because they're scary dogs (to me).
for those who don't know: glen danzig is an american singer who played with bands misfits and sahmain, as well as a moderately succesful solo career
Isn't he the guy with the bricks?
As an American I can say, people are either normal and just enjoy the freedoms they have, or are balls deep in conspiracies, extreme cringe, or brain dead
too right george, you are very badass
0:24 AHHHH GENERAL KANOBI
If Jacobs on his way out, women don't have to hide, they just need to walk at brisk pace and they'll be safe.
Glen Danzig being referred to as "someone called Glen Danzig" like he deserves
As a southerner I can confirm, the "in my house we dont dial 911" slogan is everywhere and on everything. you could probably find baby clothes with that saying on em.
george is a badass for staying dedicated to hiding his identity for this long
(some may think this is not badass, but you aren't making this comment, i am)
3:40 - the hysterical part of this is that Starbucks coffee is weak-arsed shit: we're talking real "like making love in a canoe... fucking close to water" territory, here, and that oik is talking like he's knocking back a *proper* coffee.
"someone called Glen Danzig" good god
7:10 perfectly cut scream
10:02 as a huge misfits and danzig fan, this blew my mind. It was my multiverse of madness
I was walking around Colchester and saw a sign on someone's back garden fence that said "in this house, we don't call 911", similar to that thermometer. I thought "good thing you don't cos this isn't America"
6:50 the only thing thats hiding is my leftover big mac on the kitchen counter
This is a certified hood classic
Oh my god the danzig one is a classic. He's a classical tough guy too, he was in a few hard rock bands and thought he was the only one who did it right, he is something, look up danzigs bricks
For future reference, .40 is like .45 ACP (M1911 bullets) but with a vasectomy so it's slightly larger than a 9mm (generic pistol round)
In other words, 9mm, .40, .45, all of them are pistol rounds with power in ascending order
And you could fit like 4 of em in a .50BMG lol
People always associate the size of the bullet with power. For one, most pistol rounds are rounded and less aerodynamic. The reason a .50 is so impressive is because it has a lot of propellant behind it, and it is rarely aerodynamic.
@@jasperrice8456 Exactly, and the amount of pressure and propellant creates the big boom and gigantic holes in soft squishy targets. With the exception of the 5.7x28mm, there aren't too many pistol calibers that are noticeably built to be more aerodynamic than others. While it may hold less energy from it's propellant, it faces less air resistance and has smaller surface area for impact, making it well known for AP intentions
Talking about the practical ability of the 5.7 is a bit of a moot point when compared to the .50 AE's wrist breaking abilities
I was called Skitz in the Aussie military, not because I was badass, but because I had no filter and would usually do something stupid that would see me with either extra duties or confined to base. We went on a cultural walk (pub crawl) one Christmas and our warrant officer said to me, "Skitz, if anything happens today I want to be the first to know about it". I went and got a Prince Albert and hurried back to tell the WO all about it. He was sat with the admino (a female) and she burst out laughing. He never again asked to be the first to know if I did anything unusual! Moral of the story, military names aren't derived from how badass you are, they're given in relation to how messed up you are!
The fact that George doesn't know who Glenn Danzig is lol
"Someone called Glen Danzig" lol he's a metal legend mate
"I dont eat hogdogs or any other phallic shaped foods because im not gay" is basically what i got from Danzig 😂
Glenn Danzig is the lead singer of Danzig!! Mother is a tune!!
2:35 scooby doo laugh
Just seen the part where the guy comes out with a German shepard. Yh as a German shepard Owner, mine is about as threatening as a paper bag. He'll see a robber and go up for headpats 🤣🤣
Random fun fact about the 'watch who you trust' image at 9:55 is that car doors are not nearly as protective as one might think. They're very thin metal and a handgun will pierce them very easily. One reason we think otherwise is because people see scenes of police using car doors as cover from bullets in real news and in tv/movies. This is because police specifically reinforce the doors to be used for this purpose. Your standard street legal car from the dealer has absolutely not done this. If you ever need to use a normal car as cover from gunfire the only part of it likely to stop bullets is the engine block.
For context, 2 miles is about 430 yards short of the longest ever sniper kill.
First guy is General Grievous but instead of a lightsaber collection, he has a gun collection
Glen Danzig is the original singer of the Misfits (punk band)
the post is probably fake tho cause his name is spelled Glenn
6:32 you missed the gun just casually sitting next to a bowl of spag Bol
The most Badass people I've ever met don't say a word about it , you can just feel the vibe when you're around them.
"Someone called Glen Danzig" Yeah not a famous musician or owt, just some bloke.
I have a sneaky suspicion the famous musician would spell his name correctly...
@@KennaDeMerkedo yeah good point mate, but do you think his brain isn't fried from drugs
They're too dangerous to be kept alive
I love it when I see George has put up a new video. Always great content
8:56 Me being like that ain’t a German Shepard and the poor thing looks like it would never wanna bite willingly
This seems like the type of dog who'd break your hip because they jumped into your lap too fast
Glenn Danzig is the lead singer of Danzig and Misfits! :)
0:14 he’s clearly on his lunch break
Take a shot every time George mentions America in r/iamverybadass
We all knew that already George, you don’t have to make a whole video to flex it 🙄
Wake up new meorge gemeulous dropped
my old neighbor had a sign that said "dont fear the dog fear the owner"
That thermometer could have just been a gag gift or something they bought because it's so bizarre it's funny 😭
Glen Danzig is the singer from the misfits. There’s a lot about him online. I wouldn’t want to mess with him
"Someone called Danzig"
Bro, he's a legendary rockstar??
😂lol didn't expect the Glenn Danzig one
Careful- mess with Danzig and he might come at you swinging with a tub of kitty litter
Glen Danzig was the lead singer of 80s metal band Danzig. The were pretty famous. He now owns a record label.
“Ooo shiver me timbers”
-Master oogway
As someone who has been training to be in the military with airsoft since I was 12 these people cannot land such shots.
6:43 it’s fitting that the vest says Titan on it
people who drink black coffee without anything in it are hands down the most grumpiest people to exist
Funny cause comment that I read just above yours was someone saying they drink it.
@@bekcha4170 This guy and the other guy need to swap drinks for like, a week. That'd be funny
lmaoooo Glenn Danzig 😭
"YoU wAnNa Go YoU sCuMmY MoMmy"
10:00 danzig is a popular punk vocalist known for his work on the band "the misfits" as well as another band under his own name, this is hilarious seeing this lmfao
I agree with the title george
i feel like a lot of these people are now on a watchlist
Lmfao, a family friend of mine has that same thermometer. 😂 And the people who say they conceal carry and would love someone to step to them are liars mostly. They're cowards who feel like somebody when they intimidate others. When in reality they'd probably be the first to get shot, with their own gun. "Everybody play the tough guy 'til shit pops off."
6:52 school trip
7:29 my man's been grinding phantom forces on roblox damn
Glen Danzig is musician (ex Misfits singer) and a proper tool nowadays
7:33 my theory about Blackout: he passed out, cause of fear and so he wouldnt feel bad his friends lied about it and it back fired and he became a dick
My theory: He lied.
thank you for posting today i rlly needed it
Thanks George, My Alexa called the police...
6:54 Because he's already bulletproof
George emphasizes every word and made my Alexa start playing music
"When i look into the enemies eyes"
Then looks at the screen instead of the lens. So in a way he's staring at himself
LMAO the cigarette emoji was clever Mr Memeulous
george and danzig was not the worlds colliding I could ever have anticipated
george memeulous is a slay badass menace to society and nobody can stop him
10:04 that's the lead singer of the misfits, a "punk" band that never really was punk and just stole the punk "sound" for a bunch of schlocky horror film nonsense. he is also well-known as just an overall ass. he had a bunch of bricks on his front garden for years and people still mock him for that, also his collection of massive fucking looney tunes statues.
Yeah misfits suck lmao I never understood why they were so popular
@@Sam-yy6yw mostly marketting. they only got popular because they were recognisable on stage and because their music really hit the macho-male goth jock demographic. they aren't punk, even by the loosest standard of punk. bands like dead kennedys and bikini kill were. but misfits? hell no. hard-rock at least. that's like calling white zombie a punk band.
Except its a huge band x'D i have a crimson ghost tattoo on my neck x'D so what sun genre of punk did you come up with? x'D extremely successful band and then he started Danzig(band) and everyone knows the song Mother
@@Sam-yy6yw because you don't understand doesn't make it suck. You suck for being narrow minded. Misfits are a great band
@@davemonster2 oh yeah they’re undoubtedly very popular.. just personally I think they were pretty terrible. No hate, we’re all entitled to our opinions :)
5:00 just the people in the back 😂
thanks for the warning at the start, they are too badass and i nearly panicked.
Knowing just how bizarre glen Danzig is he definitely doesn’t think eating hotdogs is normal NGL
Glenn Danzig is the front man of the punk band Misfits😭
6:45 the only recall this Man has is when a salad is placed in front of him
'Four hand guns Jeremy? That's insane!'
The longest sniper shot world record is like a mile and a half