Meanwhile... It Might Be Time To Take Harrison Ford's (Airplane) Keys
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 18 ต.ค. 2024
- Quarantinewhile... The man who piloted the Millennium Falcon is in hot water again for some reckless flying. #StephenAtHome #Meanwhile #HarrisonFord
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I love whenever they show Jon Bastiste, he just radiates positive energy and warm and his music skills are solid 🥰🎶.
I agree 99% but I do see the sadness in his eyes and behind that smile he is clearly a performer and a people person, no one to share his talent with has got to be like not watering flowers in the window or a dog on a chain, its funny, if someone seems like such a nice person, you feel worse for them if going through the same thing somehow.
@@kevinwest3689 its hard these days not to have sadness. I used to be told I smile too much. I miss that.
K2
@@kevinwest3689 Maybe I lack something to see that, but I think you're reading way too much into it. Just take a look at older clips, like his Tiny Desk Concert which NPR recently put up, but is from November. He just have sad eyes.
Yeah, I like Jon Bastiste. He makes me smile.
Jon seems like the sweetest guy ever. Well so does Stephen for that matter
EV &J jon always sounds like hes being held at gunpoint looks like it too
Stephen the sweetest guy ever? I dont think so. I am sure he is an ass as a guest in restaurants for example..
He's a lot more tolerable now that he can't yell out "Cold-blooded!" after jokes.
He's actually a good musician.
@@bepowerification You're sure of that?
@@bepowerification according to business insider he laughs a lot which seeing him interact with his family indicates the same demeanor. He seems quite jovial and down to earth to me. And his wife looks entirely too happy for him to be a complete shithead to live with.
Seriously? You went with "Moon News" instead of "Moonwhile"?
yeah... his writers are slipping a little...
Ooooh that's so much better!!
Moon News is a longer running segment than Meanwhile.
I think that’s part of the joke? Because it’s so obvious haha. If i remember correctly Stephen almost broke the first time it appeared on meanwhile
Great Scott
Two great Star Wars references! The Death Star & the Millennium Falcon. The nerdiness nicely balanced the sumo wrestlers farting, zoo animals pooping and manure spreading bits!
@aljanat5 you're a goddamn loon is what you are lol
Here’s how little I care about sports and betting: When he said “Fantasy bookmaker” I thought publisher of fantasy fiction.
E Clouston Did you really? Or are you just fantasizing?
E Clouston congrats!!
same. and also, ffs, there arent enough sports to bet on they gotta ad fantasy leagues? ...hey can i bet on when trump and kush and pence rtc etc etc, go to prison? who will flip? who will be 1st?
Neverending Story!!
No you didn’t
The bulletproof vest graphic is hilarious.
"that's a crazy way to chose a prime minister" ................... I died, and there's coffe spread all over my courtains.
It worked for Britain.
Look, we all know that the real pilot was Chewie all along.
@Capt'Wes Starwind: That reminds me of that bit that Harrison Ford did for, I think it was Kimmel, to promote Cowboys and Aliens. "Daniel Craig is my Wookie bitch now!"
Hehe, nice! :)
Based on a true Wookiee.
@@sdfkjgh lol!! Thanks
Chewie is the Dick Cheney of Buzz Aldrins
3:10 - "Proofing once again that even a liveless frozen rock is smarter than Mike Pence." - Yes, that needed to be said. Thanks, Stephen.
Proving and lifeless. (I'm a professional editor who's out of work right now, so you get that for free. XD )
@@eshbena - Thanks for your corrections, (and the special tariff). Even though English is not my native language I am very ashamed that I made these mistakes.
I will not edit my text, to show the reason you made the corrections, and thus I will be exposed forever as the bumbling foreigner that I am ;-)
"Maybe... Maybe you should copilot this time...?"
-Chewbacca.
I guess that makes Sweden literal party poopers.
Well done!
Karen : 😅
Good one!!!
Lund, the city here in Sweden, has a big university. Around 30.000 students gather in the city centre park 30/4 every year. Not the kind of crowd we'd like right now...
@@livb6945 Very wise. Be safe.
"Parsec is a distance, not a time!"
Well, someone had to say it
"Proving once again that even a lifeless frozen rock is smarter than Mike Pence." Nailed it!
the nail went thru your empty skull idiot
Nerdgasm: "parsek is a distance, not time!"
It's spelt parsec. 🤓😛
Completing a course with the most efficiency (least distance) is still a believable metric.
Come on! being pedantic over the "parsec" ignores over 50 years of Star Wars mythology. This question had been answered twice : in the extended universe and in the Disney version. It's an old joke now!
... And... Yeah OK it's a nerdgasm and I love getting mad at that kind of insignificant detail. Thanks Mr Colbert!
Moreover, the definiton of a parsec involves the sun-earth distance. Not very practical to use in a galaxy far, far away.
@@michalbreznicky7460 I know! It'd be like if they measured energy in pirate-ninjas.
Dang, the red bean throw-down sounds almost as intense as the potato salad battles.
That's what I expect from John Baptist.
Oh now I want BBQ chicken and potato salad. Yum
Please, please do longer segments with Jon Batiste.
"Fly, yes. Land? No!" How could you forget classic Indiana Jones?
When he said, “Oh my!” I almost spit up my drink. Impeccable timing.
Drive through zoo? Like a safari through the Maasai Mara, Kruger, Serengeti...or such other national parks and game reserves around the world? How....innovative.
I went looking for a comment like this. ❤
Yeah, I remember going to one of those maybe fifty years ago. Drive-through safari parks have been a thing in the UK since the 1960s.
And kolmården had that at least
In Southern California in the nineteen-seventies and -eighties, we called it Lion Country Safari.
@@MrAGrammar Yep! Had one in FL too...
I want to hear more about Jean Baptiste's mother's marriage to a show producer. I imagine the two met when Jean's mom was visiting her talented son at his job.
First, It's Jon Batiste, not Jean Baptiste. Second, his mother is not married to a show producer, where did you even get this from?
@@MyroslavaRm I'm assuming that they just misheard
He did the graduation speech at the local University a couple of years ago. The whole family came to see him get his honorary degree. Grandma was dressed to the nines!
The reason Sumo wasn't shut down is because traditionally they already live, eat, and train together.
and they don't live very long as it is, so who cares.
@@Shiva108 Joke? non sense? mis information? You decide
@@Shiva108 Maybe this will interest you, because they are healthier than you may think: www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/video/how-sumo-wrestlers-avoid-obesity-related-diseases/
Yeah, seems like stephen research team has been fired cause he should also have know harrison ford have had previous incidents on runways and putting other people in danger and shouldn't be flying. But hey, if you are rich and/or famous i guess you can get away with anything.
I miss Meanwhile....though we have Quarrentine-While!
"Parsec is a distance not a time!"
Thank you.
I'm liking Jon more and more. I hope he'll get more airtime when back in NYC. Heard him host Live from Here and he was incredible!
4:16
"I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of Evian bottles suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened."
Stephen I enjoy this intimate Late Show ... feels like a private show. Irrespective of the setting the show remains hard hitting, relevant and enjoyable.
i'm pretty sure harrison ford once landed his plane on a taxiway and was wondering why there was airplanes there, instead of on the runway, where there was no planes, and where he was supposed to be!
That's correct. You can find the recording with ATC, where he asked "was that plane supposed to be there? " then he calls to report the incident identifying himself as "the schmuck who landed on a taxiway"
@@jimbobeire Correct-a-mundo. This is the recording (he seems confused, but apparently he wasn't embarrassed enough to not do it again!): th-cam.com/video/tzy9jCFk0Iw/w-d-xo.html
Honestly, this is mad. He's almost died and potentially killed people three times now! Inc the golf course crash.
He also crash landed on a golf course and was lucky to get help from a doctor who was playing there.
Thank you to the cast and crew for this great show!!
The idea of Sumo sounds echoing around an empty arena is truly, truly beautiful.
Until you hear them fart from pushing too hard. Not even Kisenosato can make a sumo fart sound graceful.
The March tournament was interesting. Looking forward to the May tournament. TV Japan, English on 2nd audio channel.
Game Papa: Imagine if Yamamotoyama (600lb / 272kg) was still fighting.
@@gamepapa1211 That's a shame, because anyone who could fart gracefully would be a hero for our times.
Feed them the red beans
I know this is just a comedy segment, but in Harrison's deffence: "Continue holding short runway 25" is unusual phrasing. Also on the tape it sounds mumbled rather quickly, so I'm interested to see what FAA will make out of this in the end.
I agree that "continue" is USUALLY encountered in something like "continue across runway xx", but hearing "continue" doesn't mean you stop listening to the rest of the transmission - ESPECIALLY when the next thing you could possibly do determines whether you commit a runway incursion or not. As far as the "tape" being mumbled, the "continue holding short runway 25, traffic on the runway" sounds clear as a bell to me: th-cam.com/video/nU0BmAWtz5c/w-d-xo.html
If I have any complaint with the ground controller, it's that the transmission that initiated the runway incursion was entirely unnecessary. He had already issued the hold short directive and Harrison had already confirmed he was holding short. Do you hear the tower tell pilots, "Continue taking off" or "Continue landing"? No. Add to this a pilot would have to reply to the "continue holding short" directive - unnecessarily tying up the frequency. The FAA is real big on pilots not spending too much time transmitting on controller frequencies. Maybe they should be taking a look at some of the controllers creating unnecessary radio traffic?
True, still being involved in two near crashes is not exactly a good sign.
@@the_bottomfragger There is a weird phenomenon in people where we get over-confident the more we do something. I was warned about this in skydiving training. The people who die in skydiving are usually people with over a thousand jumps logged. Often it's from something called skimming, which is exactly what it sounds like. They misjudge skimming the ground and end up with nearly every bone in their bodies broken. It's possible it's age, but it could also be overconfidence. Not only has he been flying a long time, but he's also a celebrity with a lot of money. Those things all lead to over-confidence.
@@the_bottomfragger You only hear about Harrison because he has name recognition. Think of all the others who have had more incidents who you have never heard about.
Red beans and rice are delicious. I ate them for the first time in New Orleans many years ago. Now I gotta get my lovely wife to find her recipe and make them for me. Yummy. Good show.
I'm glad you like them. I had to eat them growing up, and now I hate them (not a fan of beans, unfortunately) (not that you asked for my opinion...I'm just really sleepy right now)
Or maybe cook them yourself 😊
@@rachelb4398 We make them a bit differently. c: curiouscuisinier.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/arroz-con-habichuelas-y-pollo-asado.jpg
@@Krystalmyth That does look a lot better than red beans. But I'd probably eat around the beans. I'm not a fan of any beans in any form, especially con arroz (that means with rice, right? My spanish is rusty) :)
Sounds like a dish missing meats.
This is like the third time ford has landed on the wrong runway tho
It's a big deal for us too, Harrison.
Yeah, I was like "didn't he land on a taxiway once?"
Thanks ,I was looking for this thread !
Actually, he's had two times where he landed on terrain other than designated. His first time was due to landing at John Wayne with out of date plates (airport diagrams and landing pattern instructions) and though a big deal, was an honest mistake. An Air Canada heavy (large aircraft) almost did the same thing in San Fransisco that same year.
As for a the Golf Course landing mentioned in this thread, Harrison experienced complete engine failure shortly after take off in a rented, vintage WWII dogfighter and had to make an emergency landing from low speed and low altitude (known in aviation as the most dangerous and likely fatal kind of engine failure). However, due to quick thinking and decisive action he brought the plane down relatively safely with only moderate injuries to himself. This incident is still widely recognized as an incredible feat that saved lives, when in most cases it would have ended with at least the death of the pilot.
Didn't he land on a golf course last year???
Anyone else notice “America: the Daily Show’s Guide to Democracy Inaction” by Jon Stewart is on the shelf behind Stephen?
Where bro? can't find it.
We used to call that trashcan everclear, and coolaid punch "Purple Jesus."
In SF fandom, that stuff used to be called "bhlog" -- not to be confused with "blog".
Purple Jesus juice, aka vomit juice
We called it witch's brew.
We had another variation of "Purple Jesus" called "Green GD" and it was also unbearably delicious.
Yes, a parsec is a distance not a time. When Han Solo says that he did the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs he is right because he took a separate route than what is normal from the standard Kessel run. If you saw the movie Solo, you'll see how he got incredibly close to a gravity well which is typically bypassed.
Not trying to be that guy, but my inner Star Wars nerd couldn't let it go unsaid.
That's a shitty retcon, he's clearly bragging about how fast the millennium falcon is.
"Parsec is a distance, NOT a time"... truth!
Ask Jon if he got Zatarain's or Tony's for those beans, please.
It sounds like he would make it from scratch ... his mom's recipe. (I just some, too. Yum.)
I hate red beans. He probably just ordered some blue runners. in the can (cheating!!!) and a can of tony's
@@rachelb4398 Blasphemy! He said it was his mother's recipe! XD
Jon looked sorta baked, while on the jones for beans & rice. Good for you, Jon!!
I prefer Slap Ya Mama myself
I love seeing johns happy face but great music !
"Parsec is a unit of distance, not time!"
True dat.
Space and time are actually different aspects of the same thing, so it's not as wrong as it sounds, which is why scientists often refer to them as space-time.
@@toshomni9478 That's what you think.
That Buffalo Wild Wings joke was savage, LOL
You don’t have to go as far as Japan to see people wrestling in front of no one, turn on USA on a Monday or Wednesday night
Always nice to see another wrestling fan
#FloridaMan
Don't forget Fridays on Fox.
Lolololol
Anthony Robles of course, how could I? And Wednesday’s on TNT for that matter. In fact, how they’ve managed to miss the endless hours of wrestling with cricket noises in the background going on in the US is frankly astonishing. Lay off the bourbon Stephen, you’re missing a step!
Lolz those lizards.. 😂😂😂😂
HF stopped for gas in my hometown growing up. He drove off with the gas hose still in his car. It ripped off.
😆😆
I would love when restaurants starts saying " would you like tap water, sparkling water, or moon shiner?"
The sad irony missed is people being allowed out to see other animals suffering lockdown
"Permanent Lockdown!" ... starring All The Animals!
Hahaha! So true. "But mom! I want to go see the lions on lockdown!" Zoos are almost all prisons. Some of them do a great job prioritizing the animal over the customer, but it's an uncommon case.
I like animals better than people, as long as they don't eat me. So far so good.
Yes. People suck!
These days, he's doing the Kessel Walk in about 57 parsecs.
Mmmm... Six feet waffles...
🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪
(Mine are chocolate chip)
A music festival where the ground is covered in manure? I didn't know that Sweden was a big venue for Country & Western!
To be fair, Kagayaki is pretty decent at getting an oshidashi when he's on his game.
I'm going to have to take your word for it.
I should have scrolled down before I opened my big mouth--just what I meant to say. What a strange place to meet fellow fans, at the intersection of sumo and The Late Show...I imagine there are dozens of us, dozens!
Hope Jon's red bean and rice turned out good.
Talking about it makes me hungry!
🤮 beans 🤮
“I said 6 feet waffles!” Hahahahahahaha
"Nasa's new laser to detect water on mars".
Cut to shot of Death Star powering up its prime weapon.
LM*O ;)
Caught me off guard at 1:09 AM,
Good stuff. Thank you.
3:36. The implants just make his eye pop.
Edit
Trump: We need to find Moon River. Get the Space Force on it. Also, the man on the moon is still missing.
Railyard hooch of news! 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'll drink to that.
You don't tell Han Solo where to land. He made the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs! (btw, it's a space-time, hyper-dimensional measurement for those who need to be reminded. Its called "Hyperspace" for a reason, people!)
#StephenAtHome has been the highlight of my quarantine! Thank you! Love the Benny appearances!
I’m gonna wipe my back end with the tRump stimulus letter I just got in the mail.The nerve😡
What was that? I'm still waiting on mine
"'will be able to see lions and tigers and bears' Oh my!"
Loved this reference.
,
I don't think it's a good idea…
"Get off my plane!"
Colbert's delivery on that last joke was awesome. I actually laughed! 👍😃
RED BEans and RICE...... MY MAN Bro!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Fly? Yes. Land? No!"
Stephen how did you know we are brewing our own booze?
Great delivery 🚚 without an office ! Always enjoy and look forward to the show!
If Jon's hungry he's gonna have to have a snack while he waits for that red beans and rice to cook.
Talent shines Regardless! You should have been the President! Keep Crafting! Nothing but Love for Stephen!
"Even a lifeless frozen rock is smarter than Mike Pence."
And definitely higher on emotional quotient.
For someone who pretends to be pro-life, Pence epitomises slow death.
How dare you disparage Pluto like that! First "dwarf" and now comparing to Mike Pence?!
More lifelike too.
@@666Tomato666 Uh... It's in reference to the asteroid which passed by Earth.
Railyard Hooch!! Hahahahaha! The images those two words evoke are grimy at best. Throw the "fester" in there and that "bams it up a notch!" I'm loving the casual Stephen, the attic-bound Seth. These normally suited entertainers have found a groove which feels like comfy shoes and I'm enjoying these channels more and more by the day. I hope we'll have some throwbacks to this format once things are back to pre-corona norms. Stephen and Seth have made my iso so much more bearable.
That's no moon.
Ford usually flies a DeHavilland Beaver, where you sit under a relatively huge wing. You often can't see aircraft on final approach. From what I can remember, the field where it occurred is uncontrolled, meaning that it doesn't have a control tower or FAA operators telling pilots what to do and when to do it. These types of fields rely on radios where pilots announce their intentions. I'm not familiar with the incident, but it is easy to understand how the runway incursion could occur. In 40 years of flying, I've seen it happen at least once or twice a year. Pilots are trained how to respond to these unexpected events. As is said in aviation; "Any landing that you can walk away from, and the airplane can still fly afterward, is a good landing.
This was a controlled airfield. The you can hear the audio between Ford and the Tower here. th-cam.com/video/nU0BmAWtz5c/w-d-xo.html
Jesus Harrison is at it again, remember when he landed on a taxiway?
Terry Dolan Try landing just before sundown at Livermore. The runway can hardly seen and the taxiway looks like a runway, so much so instructions to land there start with a warning.
RonRenaissance Man I know, that coupled with being Harrison Ford is a recipe for disaster!
Parsec is a distance not a time. I salute you Mr Colbert.
THANK YOU for doing a segment without the dreaded "T Word" (our illustrious president). Many of us are sick to death of his face & name all over the news. How about switching to good old boring Biden now??
Sumo Wrestling is a beautiful sport! Every possible way to end a match has its own name! So many different types of throws!
Sumo matches were the most fun part of my high school wrestling practices, back in the 90s.
so we're finally up to 2 Star Wars mentions in 1 vid
3:23
"Ok. you can frisk me, but then I get to frisk you, right Dave?"
Sweden to announce combined dance festival and live zoo experience (Dancers may become poop)
I've always wondered, what Noah's poop deck, on his Ark, looked like 🤓😷🤔🐾🐾🌞
@@gilgemash underrated comment
John Batiste is just adorable! I love men that SMILE!
Isn’t a drive thru zoo just Lion Country Safari?
Yes he just puts you in a good mood
He’s still trying to make the Kessel Run in less then 12 parsecs.
5:41 THANK YOU. and many movies confuse light years as a unit of time, too
Harrison Ford should have had his license taken away some time ago.
BUT 1 MORE HYPERSPACE RIDE WITH THE MILLENNIAL FALCON!😜😜
I think they're waiting until he kills someone or gets killed himself.
We offer prompt service no matter how long it takes...
I love the content of meanwhile so much more. I appreciate your humor and insight and the break from the continued emphasis on the other ridiculousness
Harrison made the glaring mistake because Chewie WASN’T there this time... RIP Peter Mayhew...
Yeah. 🙁 R. I.P., Peter Mayhew. 😭
"Thats a crazy way to pick a prime minster" lmao
There is baseball in Nicaragua, they don’t practice distancing.
Great, great, great! Loved the "even a lifeless, frozen rock is smarter than Mike Pence." A screamer!
Steve, ease up on the liquid sunshine. Hard to decipher slur.
NASA have announced they will be shooting a laser at the moon.
In other news, cats all over the world have begun their own space program.
Stephen. They’re called SAFARI PARKS
I’m your #1 fan!!! I ❤️ #quarantinewhile !!! #Hilarious I hollered laughing!!!! 😆😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 #BuffaloWildWings I love #StephenColbert
No mention of that time Harrison Ford landed on a taxiway?
… Okay.
Or a golf course
Hey, anyone could make that mistake...😨
Why they let him keep his license after nearly colliding with a passenger jet is beyond me ... They gotta ground him .. What a schmuck.
@@seattleite6631 That was an emergency landing. He didn't screw up.
So I think it was a flight to maintain certification. The question is ...did he pass?
Love your show. Thank you.
The upscale aperitif that is, an old fashioned
I have never face palmed as much as I did on this segment. Brilliant.
A Glade Plug-In? 🤨
Piquant
When I hear the words "moon" and "laser" in the same sentence, I can't help but think of Austin Powers with Dr. Evil's infamous "laser" air quotes and for being on the moon in the second movie.
He's such a lousy pilot he still thinks he's driving a car.
Hahaha.
"Fly, yes .... land, no ! "
Heheh Stephen's "Oh my!" was very cute!