$5 Treasures: Juárez Tequila Gold!

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  • It's got the right color, but does it have the power to earn the highly sought after "Thumbs Up?"
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ความคิดเห็น • 215

  • @sawyerroelofs3571
    @sawyerroelofs3571 2 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    The absolute strength of this man to swish that level of swil around for that long. You sir are truly a legend

  • @justintr4888
    @justintr4888 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    "$5 Treasures: Because you sadists enjoy it when a drink makes my neck veins bulge." And we do. We do, Prescott.

  • @JosephCarnes
    @JosephCarnes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    Again....Birddog Whiskey. Any flavor, but I think salted caramel will do.

    • @dillonm.2949
      @dillonm.2949 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I agree. Blackberry is pretty good as well

    • @JosephCarnes
      @JosephCarnes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@dillonm.2949 Yes. Blackberry is pretty good. That's why I'm suggesting that he do Salted Caramel.

    • @GarretGravink
      @GarretGravink 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Black cherry is the real goat here

    • @JosephCarnes
      @JosephCarnes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@GarretGravink Very well could be. However, we have to ask what would be better for US to have him review. When you look at it through that lens, giving him a good alcohol isn't the metric. In fact, the scale is flipped: the worse it is, the more we get to point and laugh.

    • @Blue_Collar_Hunter
      @Blue_Collar_Hunter 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Birddog Peach Whisky is the best one of them.

  • @akinginfiction
    @akinginfiction 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    "Proving once again, $5 treasures aren't trash." with variations of 'might be trash' and such, allowing for tagline to have consistency but change to reflect the episode. #algorithm

  • @jamit2u
    @jamit2u 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I did the math for you PV3 that’s only dumpster diving and ditches to find 100 empty cans for deposit

  • @EJtruck
    @EJtruck 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    I wonder if Dean's neighbors have figured out that PV3's habit of throwing out nearly full bottles of Juarez Gold and Malort is the reason for shocking increase in the hobo population in their normally quiet neighborhood?

    • @jaimebibelot4398
      @jaimebibelot4398 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      If you think he doesn't drink them, you're not looking at the sadness in his eyes

  • @TimOnBooks
    @TimOnBooks 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "When it's laundry day, but instead you take those 20 quarters to the liquor store" #algorithm

  • @Dumbledof
    @Dumbledof 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    His one liners really just keep getting better

  • @stevecooper7883
    @stevecooper7883 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Prescot Vanmire the 3rd, you truly are a treasure for society today

  • @TXBHenleyFan
    @TXBHenleyFan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Amazing that you don’t puke the second it hits your dainty gums! Can relate to the phrase ‘it hurts my teeth’!

  • @chiken991
    @chiken991 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This man charisma is off the wall!

  • @laddyboy123
    @laddyboy123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I think I saw that t shirt on the closeout rack at Marshalls. PV3 doin his best... That tequila looks like one of those urine bombs carelessly discarded on the shoulder of the highway.

  • @joshs5136
    @joshs5136 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    For $5 you should pick up a bottle of Karkov. Even comes in a glass bottle.

  • @surcettinr2600
    @surcettinr2600 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Finally! I've been waiting for this all day!

  • @robertdixon6316
    @robertdixon6316 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    How about "I'll drink anything under $5" #algorithm

  • @sampsondriedger2027
    @sampsondriedger2027 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    PV3 is going to throw a legit wine review at us at some point and really throw us for a loop. Until then I feel for your teeth PV3! Always try to be here asap for you!

  • @Cjohnsonmuisc
    @Cjohnsonmuisc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I literally come here for the best humor lol and never leave disappointed

  • @samuelrudy1697
    @samuelrudy1697 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Keep going pv3

  • @Redn87
    @Redn87 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Right On!!! Finally I love the tequila reviews. Been asking you to do SUAZA FOR A LONG LONG LONG TIME.

  • @gearzpop8457
    @gearzpop8457 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The first time I saw your videos I swear I've seen your face before but I couldn't put my finger on it. That was until I got the ad again about "Love Gov", I was like "hey!" he's that guy, that guy that reviews the beverages!

  • @DefconMaster
    @DefconMaster 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Really enjoying the $5 Treasures series, it's definitely reminding me of my college days! Also, if you're looking for suggestions for future videos, might I recommend Midnight Moon moonshine? That stuff tastes like blueberry-flavored rubbing alcohol but might make some good content

  • @cameronbatko
    @cameronbatko 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Where did the wooden figure on the island go? Also PV3 got himself a sous vide. Moving on up!

    • @bobby_greene
      @bobby_greene 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Na, that's a Britta filter; he's re-bottling cheap vodka in expensive bottles.

  • @davidp2888
    @davidp2888 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    So is this the "I just got home from the gym" outfit or the "I just got out of bed" outfit? #algorithm

    • @dodgeyaussie
      @dodgeyaussie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes. Yes it is.

    • @andrewgarcia3136
      @andrewgarcia3136 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I just got out of bed at the gym
      Everyone looked at me funny

  • @robertgrantz6639
    @robertgrantz6639 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Until next time, this isn't the worst $5 bucks you could spend." Alternately, it could be changed to "...might be the worst $5 bucks you could spend" for the bad ones... #algorithm

  • @plepgeat
    @plepgeat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Five Dollar Fridays? Five to Thrive? Five O'Clock Shudder? The Five Dollar Holler? Five Buck Upchuck?
    PV3: Dying 50 Dimes At A Time

  • @neils123
    @neils123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I cannot even imagine actually swishing this in my mouth, omg. You are a strong individual, PV3.

  • @alexandersmith5401
    @alexandersmith5401 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Another success. Next do Evan Williams whiskey.

    • @FixedGearFox
      @FixedGearFox 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      im pretty sure evan williams is just generic/costco brand jack daniels.

    • @jasonflay8818
      @jasonflay8818 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@FixedGearFox hell no. Even Williams is Kentucky Bourbon, Jack is Tennessee whiskey. And Even Williams isn't bad, for a decent well bourbon for mixing it's great.

    • @FixedGearFox
      @FixedGearFox 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jasonflay8818 ah i stand corrected. i do enjoy EW to be certain, just inexpensive whiskey being just that, its hard to tell the difference.

  • @JJ-me4yu
    @JJ-me4yu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I see the dress shirt budget got cut PV3

  • @sig_7760
    @sig_7760 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The "$5 Fun?" theme is good. Look forward to the next vid

  • @boofy_fubu
    @boofy_fubu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Let’s give this dude an actual wine. WHOSE WITH ME!?

  • @GetOffMyPhoneGoogle
    @GetOffMyPhoneGoogle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This was allegedly a tequila. This is a comment to hopefully help promote this great channel.

  • @daviduliana9950
    @daviduliana9950 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Another seamlessly delivered product review with PVM3's charming and articulate observations.

  • @AnzelmoficationRCP
    @AnzelmoficationRCP ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If you want good-ish tequila on the cheap go with any Blanco or Platinum/silver tequila, by law they’re supposed to be additive free, then it’s all up to the distillation process that determines the taste

  • @PLACEonPLATE
    @PLACEonPLATE 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Man you make my day....

  • @fcknrad
    @fcknrad 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I come back and find this guy to have 90k more subs than last I saw... rock on

  • @MikeRotch11
    @MikeRotch11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Fun fact: a lot of cheap tequilas are actually liqueurs with tequila added. And the gold is often just caramel color as opposed to a joven or reposado which is actually aged.

  • @nmarrs8539
    @nmarrs8539 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That pause before he tasted it said so much.

  • @RobCamp-rmc_0
    @RobCamp-rmc_0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Prescott Vanmeyer the thi- no, _¡el Tercero!_

  • @zacherytaylor
    @zacherytaylor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Find those five dollar favorites”

  • @launchpadmcquack9305
    @launchpadmcquack9305 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is the kind of liquor you got as a teenager when you sent a 21yo with a tenner to buy for you.
    Right before your first tequila barf.

  • @andrewpeters5907
    @andrewpeters5907 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’d love to see you review Zubrowka bison grass vodka. Surprisingly complex

  • @vipe_toutonche
    @vipe_toutonche 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "PVM3's $5 Treasures: Measure my displeasure at your leisure" #algorithm

  • @BeefBronson
    @BeefBronson 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I absolutely NEED you to try four loko pregame

  • @hattree
    @hattree 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You sir, are a national treasure. Whatever you're making doing this is simply not enough.

  • @joshwarren7569
    @joshwarren7569 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Always enjoyed sauza and luna azul :) :-)

  • @DanielVance
    @DanielVance 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    For Halloween, I want to see PV3 and Spittoon dress as one another.

  • @emmanuelmayoral9779
    @emmanuelmayoral9779 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    In terms of Mexican alcohol that tastes like literal rubbing alcohol, try the bottles of stuff labeled “Alcohol de caña potable”
    Made from sugar cane, but it tastes nothing like rum. It just tastes like rubbing alcohol. And while it is 50% alcohol, it is also about $17 for a liter of the stuff.
    Better to just get Taaka.

  • @powerthrucontrol
    @powerthrucontrol 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That little sighed "five dollars" before the swish, is the fucking cherry on top of this video sundae.

  • @ve2vfd
    @ve2vfd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    A golden treasure that tastes like a golden shower?

  • @sweeneezy
    @sweeneezy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Please review Crown Russe vodka, it was a mainstay in college and certainly a $5 treasure!

  • @sawyerdavis23
    @sawyerdavis23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    PVIII is the 🐐

  • @zackbryans4982
    @zackbryans4982 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    God I love you. Never stop being you.

  • @jabin1134
    @jabin1134 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    My suggestion for you is to try Smirnoff Spicy Tamarind 🔥😖

  • @brose2323
    @brose2323 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Please do a review on an American available KVASS .

  • @ulogy
    @ulogy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That...is a bold drink to swish

  • @ldobbs2384
    @ldobbs2384 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    @20yrs ago when I'd mention to people the possibility that the alcohol may be stripping fine chemical layers from the plastic bottle's inside they'd look at me like... well like I'd been drinking too much BPA/BPH-laced tequila... and smoking crack...

  • @lestatzapata6393
    @lestatzapata6393 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Since you're in texas can you please do a review on 'Western Son' vodka price tag is $5.40, easy enough to find at your local liquor store! Much love PV3!

  • @Ricardoperez-yf8ui
    @Ricardoperez-yf8ui 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Holidays are coming up you should try some BACARDÍ Coquito.

  • @annonn2034
    @annonn2034 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love to see you attempt the $8.99 half gallon military special series of alcohol. From gin to scotch, they’ve got it all!

  • @davidtaylor4284
    @davidtaylor4284 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Please do Southern Comfort. I'd even send a bottle if I knew how.

  • @KerythDraws
    @KerythDraws 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I swear to god you are channeling the spirit of a Jim Carrey persona like it's second nature.

  • @simonrival1613
    @simonrival1613 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Do you have access to Australian beers other than fosters?

  • @andynewhouse
    @andynewhouse 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm curious about this "tequila extract" you speak of... Where can I get it? What is it used for, other than flavoring extremely cheap liquor? Does it cost more than a bottle of Juarez? 😅

  • @PamBurks03
    @PamBurks03 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You are a brave soul
    #algorithm

  • @JJop123
    @JJop123 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    man idk where PV3 is, but if I ever visit that state I hope we can get a drink together, with him telling me how average it is to his pallet over a laugh. Seems like a genuine guy

  • @squiremuldoon5462
    @squiremuldoon5462 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Do Mellow Corn ! (though thats more of a $12 treasure.

  • @danlucas213
    @danlucas213 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    do popov cheap vodka

  • @Paradoxownsjoo
    @Paradoxownsjoo 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Do the Apothic collection!

  • @WeAreAllNamedAngus
    @WeAreAllNamedAngus 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Review western suns blueberry vodka

  • @jaimebibelot4398
    @jaimebibelot4398 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Remember when I dressed in sweatervests and had hope in my eyes? I do. #algorithm

  • @justsomeguy6550
    @justsomeguy6550 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The thumbs down is from a Juarez Tequila enthusiast. Or Abbey.

  • @devils.advocate
    @devils.advocate 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hey Prescott Van Meyer, could you do a segment like hidden gems that are actually good and review them?

  • @NC-oy8hq
    @NC-oy8hq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sailor Jerry’s

  • @1myfriendjohn
    @1myfriendjohn 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    My teeth hurt just watching you swill that... bravo sir #algorithm

  • @rezlifeproductions9088
    @rezlifeproductions9088 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Should do Jameson Irish whiskey

  • @kevinschultz6091
    @kevinschultz6091 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    ....yeah, speaking as someone who as observed people drinking tequila - that is NOT the color of a high quality tequila. I mean, that's not even the color of a high-quality Listerine.

  • @ericktellez7632
    @ericktellez7632 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Another way to make sure your cheap tequila is quality or not check that it has “100% Blue Agave” on the label, not “made with agave” or anything, but “100% Blue Agave” or “made with 100% Blue Agave” in english

  • @Cadwun
    @Cadwun 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I would like to suggest for a 5 dollar treasure he go back to his specialty with
    "Foot Wine."

  • @homemovies864
    @homemovies864 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Do old crow bourbon

  • @johnnycampbell3422
    @johnnycampbell3422 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I must correct, one can certainly hurt themselves with that bottle, 2 aught to do it. The wooden man left the scene again.

  • @sambodmer1231
    @sambodmer1231 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Do Burnetts vodka, any flavor works, nothing masks the signature hand sanitizer flavor

  • @magic2174
    @magic2174 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    my favorite dirt cheap whiskey is Old Crow. Same whiskey as Jim Beam and Knob Creek, just aged less.

  • @andrewgarcia3136
    @andrewgarcia3136 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Do viaka. I remember it tasting like a used car tire. Goes down like the contents of the gas tank

  • @plasticicon2-freewheelingg853
    @plasticicon2-freewheelingg853 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Please do a review on your Librium prescription.

  • @Geothermal_Escapism
    @Geothermal_Escapism 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Better tagline #algorithm

  • @luv2code
    @luv2code 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I don't have a suggestion for a tagline; but what I do have is a few words to leave as a comment. #algorithm

  • @lillianf4431
    @lillianf4431 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fall flavors pleaseee
    Come play in the realm of basic people.

  • @onggia850
    @onggia850 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    PVIII... I'm gonna do you a solid and recommend Rich & Rare Reserve for $5. For $5s... it's not swill. 😂🤣😂

  • @chrisoffutt8968
    @chrisoffutt8968 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    $5 can buy a 100mL bottle of Wild Turkey 101. That's probably the best quality to dollar ratio you're going to find.

  • @kirbyhill3411
    @kirbyhill3411 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Try Old Grandad 114

  • @plasticicon2-freewheelingg853
    @plasticicon2-freewheelingg853 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Review Sherry cooking wine.

  • @bigernmccracken5736
    @bigernmccracken5736 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Plastic bottles… when PV3 was talking about being safe if you trip and fall with it in your hand, all I could think of was the time Jimmy Fallon (and I may be telling this story wrong) got drunk and fell with a bottle of Jaeger and amputated the tip of one of his fingers.
    Can anyone verify that? I remember seeing his finger all bandaged and stuff, but not sure if it’s true.

  • @Marlexyx
    @Marlexyx 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    He should Review caipirinha.

  • @bobby_greene
    @bobby_greene 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    $5 Fridays #algorithm

  • @zViperAssassin
    @zViperAssassin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If you haven't heard already, you should try and make more polls or other non video posts for your channel. They're a good way to get more people to interact with your channel and boost your luck with the algorithm.

  • @furrymemelady622
    @furrymemelady622 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    E&J brandy next?

  • @PvPDeathKnight
    @PvPDeathKnight 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    It’s not $5, but it would be great to see you review Smith & Cross rum 🥃. Jamaican overproof.

  • @BvkkakeShogun
    @BvkkakeShogun 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Niiice

  • @lestatzapata6393
    @lestatzapata6393 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Side note: It'd be amazing if you did this with Different strains of ganja!!!

  • @halseyoutdoors1627
    @halseyoutdoors1627 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Just one time I want to see him actually drink something.