Boozy Eggnog Showdown: 5 Eggnogs, 1 Intern
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 15 ธ.ค. 2022
- I liked them all. I think. Not sure the order there.
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For someone that drinks for a "living," PV3 has the alcohol tolerance of some houseplants I've met
Best boozy eggnog recipe:
1. Lose your car keys in a snow.
2. Make a conscious decision to walk home, its only 4 blocks away after all!
3. Buy 12 oz of any rum and hide it in a coat pocket.
4. Buy an eggnog in a paper packet, any brand name will do. Don't try to put it in a coat pocket. Don't make THIS mistake! You will be carrying it in your hand.
5. Walk home slowly through the snow while taking sneaky sips from a rum bottle and eggnog packet. Try to sing Jingle Bells while substituting the words you've forgot with some mild obscenities.
6. When you get to your house realize that the house key is on a same key-ring with the car key. At this point you can safely switch to more coarse obscenities.
7. Continue drinking and having fun.
Sir I think you may be substituting alcohol for other solutions in life. Like finding car keys?
Great recipe! I've made it 5 times since my wife filed for divorce, it gets better everytime!
Order of pours from left to right. Left being closest to the sink are
Evan Williams, Ol' Santy, Old New England, Two Stars, Pennsylvania Dutch
Ranked they were: Ol' Santy, Two Stars, Pennsylvania Dutch, Evan Williams, Old New England
The only one he disliked was Old New England
The Caramel one was Pennsylvania Dutch
Sweet was Evan Williams
The hero we needed!
At the very end of the video he only switched the Two Stars and Pennsylvania Dutch. Everything else was the same.
@JimmyTheSaint i stopped watching when he got belligerent not enjoyable at that point
Agreed! We bought Old New England this year and I did not care for it.
Malort eggnog, book it.
I beat you sorry bro
"the Grinch"
Egglort? Malnog? Either does not sound appealing
@@anormalrat won’t taste appealing either lol
Pv3 himself beat both of you - the episode ends with this lol
The commitment to the bit in this show is beautiful
For those of you who didnt want to bother keeping track but want to know the best, here is the info:
Mystery Order:
1st: Evan Williams
2nd: Ol Santy
3rd: Old New England
4th: Two stars
5th: Pennsylvania Dutch
Initial Ranking:
1st: Ol Santy
2nd: Two stars
3rd: Pennsylvania Dutch
4th: Evan Williams
5th: Old New England
Final Ranking:
1st: Ol Santy
2nd: Pennsylvania Dutch
3rd: Two stars
4th: Evan Williams
5th: Old New England
These are the videos that make me keep watching. The descent into madness is like a heroine high. Is prescat still around? Good to see Dalton again
At first I was thinking, "Wait, did Dalton get recast like Pietro did in WandaVision??" but I immediately rewatched *Snacking with PV3: Mexican Spiced Worms & More (New Segment Alert!)* where we DO see Dalton's face and I can confirm that, even with the mask, this is the same guy. The continuity 😭😭😭 Prescott really knows how to give the fans what they want
How can I be expected to get in the Christmas spirit when I'm still worried Spittoon was left in the impound lot?! #Spittoon
No no, the wooden men are back so the spittoon is safe
@@skeetsmcgrew3282 Or is Spittoon working off his debt?
Dalton out there with the good advice "I can pour you some water too" hahahaha
Dalton's exasperated sigh that inflates his mask is the best thing I've seen all week. 🤣
I knew from the start this was gonna end up in you absolutely shit-faced on nog and I'm glad I was right.
This was more of a "go blind" taste test
Recap:
1- Ol' Sandy is the best. Good nutmeg flavor.
2- Two Stars tastes like toasty marshmallows, but later receives criticism for having f-ing "caravel"- er, caramel.
3. Evan Williams doesn't have enough nutmeg, but has a prominent whisky taste. It's still "sh** compared to the others." Fourth place.
4. Pennsylvania Dutch might be in third place, with strong notes of caramel and nutmeg.
5. Old New England has strong nutmeg, but comes in dead last.
Bonus: Mixing TwoStar+Penns+OldNew= strong desire for pancakes.
Now that's an authentic holiday experience.
This is such a unique episode and did not play out how I expected. Amazing stuff
i like holiday cheer as a euphemism for being drunk.
I can't tell if this video was meant to be a joke or if it was just a chaotic review. Nevertheless, this was an epic eggnog showdown! Good job guys, Happy Holidays!
So happy to see the wooden guys back! They are the true cohost, not spittoon.
#teamwood vs #teamspit
I've heard this argument before, but nobody can ever tell me the names of the wooden stick figure family, whereas everybody knows Spittoon's name.
@@DanielVance Spittoon may have a name but how often is he there for PV3? I’ve seen the wooden guys a lot more than I’ve seen Spittoon. It’s almost like Spittoon has abandoned our man but you know who is always there, the wooden guys.
9:45 Wow, maybe Prescott v3.0 really does take after his old man Prescott v2.0 more than he thought.
That much dairy and sugar and alcohol, I'm shocked it didn't end in projectile vomiting 😆🤮
Once he put on a sweater and sat in front of a fire, the vomit came like Santa Claus, swift and from out of nowhere
What a wonderful descent into drunken chaos. Merry Christmas, PV3!
I’m now reminded that I have a bottle of Pennsylvania Dutch in the refrigerator!! Yep, I’m headed that way 🎉
A Christmas brawl for the whole family
This man’s a god and must be protected at all costs.
Love seeing ya have a good time sir!! Xo for the holidays! 🙌🙌🙌
😆 ive never had eggnog before so this helped me decide on what to buy. Thanks man, i always appreciate your videos.
It's nice to see you enjoying yourself, finally
"Whish one was the caramel one?
"That one, that one and that one..."
I see that you have gotten your car back. The wooden overlords have been returned safely
Old Sante? is number 1? Shit, now I gotta rewatch LMFAO!!!!!! Love this!
HOT BUTTERED MALORT
I would accept Malort eggnog, in the spirit of the season.
Blink twice Dalton if you need rescue from the Nog!
And at 7:54 we can observe the transformation of pvIII into Jim Breuer 🙌
Dude! It was so great to see you just let go and have fun and get freaking shmasherooed! Happy holidays and thank you for the great content!
Good idea, should have been half as long as it was
1-evan Williams, 5- Pennsylvania dutch, 4- whatever the red label was, 2-bottle with a label and no border, 3-label with border. Couldn't read half from the screenshot and too lazy to rewatch after I started writing. Bleh.
3:55 Me wrapping up a night shift and trying to explain to my relief what I did all night
This is too good. This man must either be stopped or supported. Can't decide.
Penn Dutch has the spice, vanilla & caramel- 1st time this year & my fave so far…..
WAIT WE FINALLY GET TO SEE DALTON? I DONT THINK WE'VE EVER SEEN HIS FACE BEFORE
Rewatch the older episodes, Dalton was hired on camera.
He found him at a corner store one time and hired him on as a camera man.
Dalton appears in the same episode PV3 murdered a bottle of soda on camera and acted like nothing happened. #NeverForget
@@zackbryans4982 my friend, i've been watching him for a while now, i now how he found dalton. I've just never seen his face on camera before
And you don't get to see Dalton''s face now either.
one mannequin in the background is eggnogging onto the other two mannequins, who are eggnogging too!
I miss Dalton and glad to see him back.
i love getting drunk on eggnog
As a boozy Eggnog culinary foodie and from Pennsylvania I highly recommend the Pennsylvania Dutch Brand of both Original and of course the brand new Peppermint Bark.
This evaluation we all needed
I like it dude. Havent had egg nog in years, gotta buy some soon 🥳
"I am the egg nog"
Malort, the Fear Factor of Alcohol
My internet Christmas gift was PV3 getting boozy off enjoying his drink selection.
That moment when you realize that you were hired to be an enabler.
More Dalton
Poor Dalton! Great work Dalton.
Timmy's Dad would approve.
I think this one may have gotten away from you, Prescott!
I like my PV III like I like my eggs, fully nogged.
God as my witness, at least one person in the PV3 family tree is real.
Good job crushin' the nog, brah!
I'm so eggcited for malortnog or is it Eggmalog?
the manikins in the back already made me think something was gonna be diff about this😅
This guy is a flog. He's pleasant when sober. He's arrogant and rude when tipsy
Is that maquette pissing on the other maquette?
1 evan williams 2 ol sante 3 old new england 4 2 stars 5 penn dutch
It’s nice to see PV3 enjoying himself!
i think he liked him all. cant go wrong it seems
Holy shit dalton is actually mac demarco
If only they had Hood eggnog down where this is filmed, it might end up alright.
That video was weird.
Ever hear of the PBS cook named "Jeff Smith"?
:D
You. Are. GOLD!!! haha i love you. Your ex wife missed out lol
Nog, nog! Who's there? Why it's PV3 and he's sloshed off the nog. 👍
Thanks
Whatever you're paying Dalton, it's too much.
Greg at TTD beat you to the malort nog. I’ll reserve judgment until I see yours!
mix it with Kahlua Especial and it tastes like chocolate milk
@howtodrink just made a video on malort eggnog. Wonder if he got the idea from you 🤔
Just noticed in the video thumbnail, 1 bottle of nog is empty. This man really likes eggnog
Not Malort!
Malort eggnog incoming?
Holiday cheer
God bless Dalton.
When comparing a lot of things to not confused which was wtch just keep the row as it is, just push better ones towards the camera, and worse ones away from it. Like sliders on a sound mixer.
But yeah, I get it, fucking it up was the joke of the episode
So many facial expressions.
PV3 likes white creamy stuff 😉😉
Hello Jonathan Flanders.
It's a wash. He's drunk. Pa Dutch is a pretty good egg nog tho.
Do we get to see Dalton??
Mask...?
god I wish they made eggnog with Smirnof Ice flavor
That's it, get out of my office, you're fired
Five star whiskey
This was great
Prescott van Meyer the third?
Dalton, if you need help just let us know ok
Look at the island behind him
you didnt go into this review sober didnt you
Honestly same
Love it!
Nice.
Best ever.
Idk if it's real or fake but I love it all ❤
What....what activity are the woooden dudes engaging in?? 😬
Oops 🤣