I’m going to play this in the background so you can get your view time but it’s been years since I played the trilogy and will play it hopefully in the summer fresh!
He was with a guy who slammed his girlfriend's head. So Pong probably was in that holding thing (can't remember the name) where petty criminals go for like a week or two and more serious criminals wait to be transfered
i physically raise my fist and let out a muffled warcry everytime one of these two guys post a new video, seriously their vid notification gets me more hyped than any dogsh^t cashgrab AAA game or holywood ip trailer. Pongsifu is GOATed, indiemaus as well
@@AC-hj9tv Read my comment detailing all the moments pongsifu embedded the callisto protocol clips into a video about dead space for no particular reason. Definitely a slip up on his part.
Wait she's an engineer why is she having any issues with the necromorphs? engineers are like how off spray is to mosquitos but against eldritch horrors
I haven't played the original dead space in years so I got super confused when there was these prison scenes, I thought they were flashbacks like a idiot till looked at the description to see it was dead space remake AND the Callisto Protocol (which I hadn't seen any gameplay for lol). Thanks for the early onset dementia scare dude T__T great vid as usual
Man, from now on, when I think of heart-pounding and gut-wrenching scenes in Dead Space, I won't be able to help but recall Pong's various edits with teddy bears. Thanks TH-cam!
Its weird, I felt like I was watching a video about two separate games that are very similar. But that's just ridiculous, its obviously just Pongsifu and his master editing!
@@berrysneaky3280 it's the animated movie Memories there is multiple segments and this one is called Magnetic rose which is a masterpiece from Katsuhiro Otomo ( Akira )
in all my years of watching youtubers play DS, you are the only one to make a point of using the psychic table saw, just like me. I feel we are brothers now. Make us whole.
Isaac shunning the pulse rifle in favour of the plasma cutter is a clever design choice. The pulse rifle is designed to target humans, and cause damage to something vital which will cause the human to shut down. The necromorphs don't have organs or weak spots that can cause them to die from blood loss, pain or shock if they take enough damage. Every individual cell is alive and being remotely controlled by a signal sent out by a Marker. Until you are able to employ something that destroys on a cellular level, such as fire or chemicals (or you can destroy the Marker that's sending out the controlling signals), the most effective weapon is something that dismembers them, rendering them not dead, but harmless. This is why the plasma rifle is kind of a bait-and-switch; despite being the only REAL weapon of war, it's actually not very useful compared to the whacky mining tools Isaac comes across.
This video is a masterpiece. You've really outdone yourself this time. I'm not going to lie there was a part of me that expected a 3rd game switch. If that happened I would have died. The censoring and teddy bears is hilarious. On a real note though, I have been following the TH-cam censorship/demonetization bullshit with Rimmy Downunder, RT Gaming, and a few others. It's given me a greater understanding of the bullshit TH-cam is doing to fuck over content creators in the present and even retroactively. Stay strong mate. I'm trying to type this serious shit during the video and the 'He's just like me fr' blindsided me.
14:43 that really should have been a death scene. That big ass robot really had that wind-up coming from Kansas, AND he’s got the knuckle duster special built in! (pause and zoom in on the hand) Ain’t no way you surviving that one champ.
to be fair to hammond he did upgrade isaacs clearance level and save everybody from getting nuked by launching that escape pod, so at least he did more than in the original,
Pongsifu: Complains about having to carry a flamethrower only for the Pregnant's swarm, in a game designed around precision and shooting enemies in the limbs. Pregnant, the one enemy you should definitely avoid shooting in the body: *exists* Pongsifu: I'm gonna do what's called a pro-gamer move. You never fail to entertain :D
A good start to the year of survival horror remakes.
The biggest survival horror is the year 2023 itself,
Without any news of bloodborne on pc
Best game ever
nicee
You should play Hogwarts legacy. The second demented stuff you can do in that game I feel would suit you perfectly
I’m going to play this in the background so you can get your view time but it’s been years since I played the trilogy and will play it hopefully in the summer fresh!
Pong releasing Dead Space on Valentines Day shows he truly loves us
And his wife can stay up alone
Gay
And how little his wife loves him
Not even a second and you hit me with Tali. Your comedic timing is god-like
I said the same thing 😂😂😂
You all zeno loving traitors
Pongsifu just dropping the fact he was in prison on us as if he was mentioning a school trip.
What! I missed that, what's the time mark on that?
@@goncaloalmeida5301 9:10
Where else would he learn this brand of humor if not prison or the military lmao
Shit happens
More likely jail or some local departments holding cell. A night in the drunk tank will let you meet some interesting fellows
9:14
This is how I find out that Pongsifu has been to prison, lmao.
Wait...why? Tax evasion? Now I'm curious.
Tax evasion? What, you think he was Capone or something? Nah. Imma guess either drugs, theft, or because I cop didn't like his face.
sounds like a time
He was with a guy who slammed his girlfriend's head. So Pong probably was in that holding thing (can't remember the name) where petty criminals go for like a week or two and more serious criminals wait to be transfered
@@steelbear2063 County/Jail
love the combination of Dead Space and Callisto Protocol into one video since CP was trying to be a succesor to DS
Cp? 🤨🤨
@@Kinglizard220
C=callisto
P=protocol
@@hasantz I will not fall for such tricks. These new slang is getting out of hand! They're using game titles to mask it!!
@@Kinglizard220 yes
And CP pails in comparison. The Dead Space remake just outshines, still the undisputed king of space survival horror.
I appreciate this little detail used at 11:46 to seem as if the text goes through the smoke like Isaac
its literally just a text color change
Damnit, now the "wait, why did Pong go to jail?" importance has outweighed the other mysteries this universe have not yet to answered.
Fucked up a guy in self defense but cops didn't believe him
That's certainly a theory. I'm guessing tax evasion.
Certainly he must in for looting, like have we you not seen the amount of loot he carries in each game?
Not putting a dollar in the swear jar.
It was mentioned somewhere else. I want to say it was something like drug distrib.
The good part of the deadspace remake is Isaac being like "f*** you, I'm the engineer here" to the teammates
I genuinely can not tell if the prison part was a bit or if he was being for real lol
He was. It was mentioned somewhere else. I want to say it was something like drug distrib.
first indeimaus releases his dead space remake video today, then pongsifu releases his?
truly a blessed day
i physically raise my fist and let out a muffled warcry everytime one of these two guys post a new video,
seriously their vid notification gets me more hyped than any dogsh^t cashgrab AAA game or holywood ip trailer.
Pongsifu is GOATed, indiemaus as well
I love it when Pongsifu said "It's abortion time!" and then abortioned all the enemies. 10:02
I love this guy. His edits, the fact he questions everything and comments his perceptions, the jokes, just so good.
Crisp, clean, concise. The man's just a pure savant at editing and content in general. Way to go with another banger.
*nods in agreement*
Except when he uploaded the wrong game. 😂
CCC gang
@@digiornopizza1918 lol whaat
@@AC-hj9tv Read my comment detailing all the moments pongsifu embedded the callisto protocol clips into a video about dead space for no particular reason. Definitely a slip up on his part.
Your care bear censorship did not go unappreciated. I wouldn't have been able to muscle through this video without them soothing me
Love that gumball bit with Kimiko lol
Happy Valentine's Stoners
hahaha yeah
Hammond launching pod 47 is definetly one of the most "bruh" moments in a survival horror game.
I wasn’t ready for Tali to be in this. The feels hit too hard.
Wait she's an engineer why is she having any issues with the necromorphs? engineers are like how off spray is to mosquitos but against eldritch horrors
That last dialogue with her ME3 still mess with to to dis day 🚬
You find Kimiko's pants on the ground
*It fills you with determination*
I would love to hear more About your prison experience
I was about to comment the same thing, we need to know ping-pong-san
QNA when?
Shower times were a pain in the behind, otherwise it was manageable. Even learned some chemistry!
I learned how to make alcohol under my bed in county! @@caffeineaddictedklutz
It was mentioned somewhere else. I want to say it was something like drug distrib.
The change of turning Isaac into a sassy boi is just perfect for someone who basically had to relive the nightmare
I haven't played the original dead space in years so I got super confused when there was these prison scenes, I thought they were flashbacks like a idiot till looked at the description to see it was dead space remake AND the Callisto Protocol (which I hadn't seen any gameplay for lol). Thanks for the early onset dementia scare dude T__T great vid as usual
Lol I thought I accidentally went into another video.
I would’ve been really invested in Issac finding his girlfriend in the original if it was Tali, nice to see such an improvement in the remake.
Pong filling the deadspace in our hearts, this valentines
Yeah I can definitely see our boy Isaac have a thing for tali’zorah, since they’re both engineers and they’re also space nerds so I ship it.😺
Isaac is going to have to take it up with Shepard first 😂
god damn it, 20s in and you already have me wheezing
Caucasian is a funny word
Injecting wheezing
I am always so excited to see a new video from you Pongsifu! Always a good time.
12:32 Isaac be like: 'Ha ha I'm in danger"
Bro, that dementia joke killed me. Had to clip it and send it to my friends.
Hope you are having a good Tuesday Pongsifu & Friends! That is all.
Man, from now on, when I think of heart-pounding and gut-wrenching scenes in Dead Space, I won't be able to help but recall Pong's various edits with teddy bears. Thanks TH-cam!
Could have made 2 videos but instead gave us one big one. What a champion
Isaac floating amongst the Astriods. You are a meme Lord Pongsifu
Hitting us with Tali on the first second of the video. I came here to laugh not to feel
Will you be my Valentine, Pong? 🥹
See, even Pong knows how nukes work. You can’t just poke one with detcord and expect it to go off!
Love you zach
I like to imagine that he actually played both games in parallel and switched every level without a problem
You know something's wrong when there's a bunch of teddy bears on the floor of a space station
Fitting Calisto Protocol into there was a genius idea, though I'm sure with your style and humor it could have held it's own in it's own video.
I loved that you used the archer sound at the beginning
all that back and forth gave me whiplash. totally worth it
Its weird, I felt like I was watching a video about two separate games that are very similar. But that's just ridiculous, its obviously just Pongsifu and his master editing!
8:50 Hooo damn dude you made me happy with that reference.
Source plz captain
@@berrysneaky3280 it's the animated movie Memories there is multiple segments and this one is called Magnetic rose which is a masterpiece from Katsuhiro Otomo ( Akira )
I had no idea what this was from. I just LMAO bc it makes me think of myself in any situation I need to be graceful!
this guy is the best gaming youtuber
Love the humor in this video. Thanks pong. Dead Protocol is a good game.
"Caucasian is the more correct term"
Someone stomp me, I'm already dead.
Just don't use word caucasian anywhere near russians. That Chechen Wars era state brainwashing is strong to this day :(
in all my years of watching youtubers play DS, you are the only one to make a point of using the psychic table saw, just like me.
I feel we are brothers now.
Make us whole.
I just cannot stop being obsessed with your videos
This one was a banger of a video Pong, keep it up ;)
the "Here, you look poor" bit killed me
Isaac shunning the pulse rifle in favour of the plasma cutter is a clever design choice. The pulse rifle is designed to target humans, and cause damage to something vital which will cause the human to shut down.
The necromorphs don't have organs or weak spots that can cause them to die from blood loss, pain or shock if they take enough damage. Every individual cell is alive and being remotely controlled by a signal sent out by a Marker. Until you are able to employ something that destroys on a cellular level, such as fire or chemicals (or you can destroy the Marker that's sending out the controlling signals), the most effective weapon is something that dismembers them, rendering them not dead, but harmless.
This is why the plasma rifle is kind of a bait-and-switch; despite being the only REAL weapon of war, it's actually not very useful compared to the whacky mining tools Isaac comes across.
thanks for putting the sources in the description
I love you Pongsifu 💚
It’s dangerous to go alone Pongsifu take this a W
Loving this one, awesome editing bits man! :D
Oh I’ve been waiting for this one, thanks Pongsifu! 😁
Dead space the story of a man in a committed relationship which ever so coincidentally fights zombies and eldritch horror's along the way
Oh shit, a clip of Magnetic Rose! That was pleasantly unexpected
Who's gonna write the fanfic for the love not war bit? Noone? *sighs, cracks knuckles, grabs typewriter*
This remake was much needed. Dead Space is undoubtedly one of the best sci fi borrow games to be ever created.
Agreed 🤝
Damn, hearing Captain Hero's voice brings me back. I miss Drawn Together. 16:15
TWO playthroughs in one! How Gracious! 😄❤💕
This video is a masterpiece. You've really outdone yourself this time. I'm not going to lie there was a part of me that expected a 3rd game switch. If that happened I would have died.
The censoring and teddy bears is hilarious. On a real note though, I have been following the TH-cam censorship/demonetization bullshit with Rimmy Downunder, RT Gaming, and a few others. It's given me a greater understanding of the bullshit TH-cam is doing to fuck over content creators in the present and even retroactively. Stay strong mate.
I'm trying to type this serious shit during the video and the 'He's just like me fr' blindsided me.
What things causes demonetization ?
"Why is this guy a different color?" had me gigglin'
14:43 that really should have been a death scene. That big ass robot really had that wind-up coming from Kansas, AND he’s got the knuckle duster special built in! (pause and zoom in on the hand) Ain’t no way you surviving that one champ.
i love Pong. ive watched so many of your videos over and over in the short time ive been subscribed. your content is hilarious
16:30 Honestly thats pointing out some potential plot hole right there. I am sure a plasmacutter could get through that glas.
"You're not my space supervisor!" Isaac probably
I love how he says Disney Dollars while he's escaping jail.
This was hilarious! I'm glad I found this! Instant follow
Welcome!
This man just used a Eurotrip clip. What a God.
"and by tha wae, I heff a boy.."
"ok, let me help you."
17:40 fun fact: issac has canonically to get a catheter put in every time he upgrades his suit apparently
The switch between two games is great. Real smooth.
Dude! I haven't been getting any notifications about your new videos, but I was thinking of you.
Doing Dead Space and Callisto in one video... Pongsifu you goddman genius
Love the tali bit at the start
I like what they did with the remake, teddy bears looks nice
"Uuh, ahhh... I could use a massage when I get back" ghhh these are hilarious
Man is indoctrinated by Tali. 1 second into the video 😂. God I love Mass Effect. Dead Space too
I love how everyone goes "that's not how nukes work" at that stage.
"i'll stomp a baby"
"i don't like what I'm hearing out there"
to be fair to hammond he did upgrade isaacs clearance level and save everybody from getting nuked by launching that escape pod, so at least he did more than in the original,
“Throw it against the wall like a real baby?” 😆
finally some quality content on youtube
"TH-cam is run by mormons"
-Pongsifu, 2021
1:27 that's mighty flugengengholen from eurotrip lmfao
This isn't just Space....its...Dead.
Another banger my home skillet
Pongsifu: Complains about having to carry a flamethrower only for the Pregnant's swarm, in a game designed around precision and shooting enemies in the limbs.
Pregnant, the one enemy you should definitely avoid shooting in the body: *exists*
Pongsifu: I'm gonna do what's called a pro-gamer move.
You never fail to entertain :D
That archer bit was perfect
Long have I waited for this video
That Drawn Together reference is something I didn't expect. And it made me happy
Love how you edit your videos
can't say I was expecting a cutaway clip from Magnetic Rose from a channel like this
Even when censored your videos are amazing.
Stay strong, maybe TH-cam will pull their head out of their ass... eventually.
The most underrated channel in this site
It doesn't matter what game it is, we know we're in for a treat with Pongsifu
This could have been two completely separate videos but he made it into one for the sake of comedy. Kudos lmao
Your editing skills make me feel things.
The fucking description slays me, top tier pong top tier