Vampire the Masquerade Bloodlines Gets Meme'd On

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  • I wonder why Jeanette is everyone's favorite vampire.
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    Sources:
    Intro characters from a comic by cartoonfartcat
    Intro "vampires" guy is from They Came Together (2014)
    Walking into club scene from Ace Ventura Pet Detective (1994)
    Shower music is Beach Parade Chiptune Remix by ImHear / imhear
    Haunted vase music is New Super Mario Bros. Wii Music - Ghost House
    Crawling through kitchen scene from Jurassic Park (1993)
    Memory scene from Inside Out (2015)
    Destroy the gallery scene from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
    Sister fight audio from Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt
    That sounds rough audio by peachu.voiceovers
    Well at least our schools audio by vonviddy / channel
    When she keeps suckin music is the Mass Effect game over music
    "The Mummy" scene from... The Mummy (1999)
    I'm thirsty audio from Training Day (2001)
    Vampire bite anime scene from Call of the Night
    Threw up in my mouth audio from Dodgeball a True Underdog Story (2004)
    House on the hill TV scene from Luigi's Mansion
    Nosferatu sewer music is Jellyfish Jam remix by ARCY / @arcyrz
    Nosferatu 3D model by spiresvortex
    There are servers here from The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind
    Why is there a strange man in my room audio from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
    I kick ass for the lord from Braindead / Dead Alive (1992)
    Holes in the walls scenes from The Prodigy - Breathe music video
    Where are my manners scene from Sonic the Hedgehog 2 (2022)
    Werewolf bark audio by SilliS / sillis
    Cabbie humming scene from Baby Driver (2017)
    Cabbie background audio and Ming transform audio by squizxy / @squishysunset
    LaCroix stabbed audio from American Dad
    Outro music is Goth by Sidewalks and Skeletons
    Outro music link: • Sidewalks and Skeleton...
    The game being played is Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines on PC
    #bloodlines #vtmb #gaming #pongsifu

ความคิดเห็น • 838

  • @Pongsifu
    @Pongsifu  2 ปีที่แล้ว +2248

    Now we wait to find out if Bloodlines 2 can live up to a game that was released so unfinished and buggy that it had to be fixed by fans.

    • @squirtsean
      @squirtsean 2 ปีที่แล้ว +291

      but will there be another hot harley quinn vampire? If not 0/10

    • @against1virus
      @against1virus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      Not going to happen. The longer a game is in development past like 3 years the worse it is going to be. If they just released the dev tools and what they have done now, i am sure the fans would finish making the game and it would end up better than what they might eventually release.

    • @rio3702
      @rio3702 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Pongsifu will you reupload your older video like dark souls 3 one? I see some clip of it in your kingdom come deliverance video

    • @Kronos0999
      @Kronos0999 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      No, it won't; you and I both know it, Mr. Still Puts Cookies Out For Santa

    • @Theminotard
      @Theminotard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Could’ve sworn 2 was cancelled

  • @TrueCarthaginian
    @TrueCarthaginian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4110

    Just to clarify something, Jeanette was the first to have that look. The redesigned Harley Quinn that resembles Jeanette came after Bloodlines.

    • @shorewall
      @shorewall 2 ปีที่แล้ว +502

      Damn Straight.

    • @sayxxdx
      @sayxxdx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +604

      I blame this game for my taste in women.

    • @conq1273
      @conq1273 2 ปีที่แล้ว +234

      @@sayxxdx which type of woman? Vampires?

    • @Persona6Blue
      @Persona6Blue 2 ปีที่แล้ว +391

      @@conq1273 Crazy

    • @Seriouskai
      @Seriouskai 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@conq1273 Love a woman who knows how to suck

  • @davidreeding9176
    @davidreeding9176 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why are you wearing sunglasses indoors?
    "My vision is augmented."
    -Vampire the Massachusetts

  • @giulianoguttlein9375
    @giulianoguttlein9375 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Did not expect to see Lavezzi in this

  • @Allison_Hart
    @Allison_Hart ปีที่แล้ว

    i really didn't notice that a good 15%-20% of all characters are wearing sunglasses at night

  • @Hynnin
    @Hynnin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is peak youtube right here ladies and gentleman

  • @Mykahaia
    @Mykahaia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Duuude this is sick!
    But now you kind of have to play redemption though...

    • @muffinman2546
      @muffinman2546 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just remember the hidden camera controls. Believe it's Z & X. Makes the game more bearable.

  • @Annatar_the_admirable
    @Annatar_the_admirable 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love your stuff!

  • @Augoeides32
    @Augoeides32 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This was such a classic back in the day, but it was riddled with bugs, because they rushed it out the door. You have to play it with a patch that was made with the community. I was really excited to see that there were plans to resurrect the series recently... but I guess they turned it into another Battle Royale game instead? :(

    • @griffix5767
      @griffix5767 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You may be thinking of Bloodhunt, not Bloodlines 2. VTMB 2 is still in development, Bloodhunt released last month. The only other recently released Masquerade game is Swan Song and I think that released yesterday (May 19th).

  • @NataliaNeeSama
    @NataliaNeeSama 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    How you play as Nosferato? I guess you download the sewer maps of this game and print them, then after 1 hour of gameplay you start to regret your decisions? I dunno.

  • @sugoistalin7809
    @sugoistalin7809 2 ปีที่แล้ว +650

    I have beaten the game a Nosferatu. A *lot* of things are wrong with me. Too many to list. After a while, you just sorta get a sixth sense about where to go in the sewers.

    • @darkoptimism9054
      @darkoptimism9054 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      This is true, plus you get so good with stealth & the obscure/ invis ability that you can just move unnoticed above ground.

    • @thesaviorofsouls5210
      @thesaviorofsouls5210 2 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Completely immersed yourself into the nosferatu ways

    • @YorkJonhson
      @YorkJonhson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      The nosferatu run is interesting in how it reshapes everything into a stealth run, but I feel like it's only playable after you've won the game several times and already know what characters you're supposed to talk to. Otherwise I have no idea how you'd tell the difference between merchants, quest-givers, and normal NPCs you're not allowed to let yourself be seen by.

    • @WastePlace
      @WastePlace 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Sigma nosferatu grind

    • @chocoFallen
      @chocoFallen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Played with that class too.
      Living in the sewers it's not that bad, I have internet connection

  • @sebu6831
    @sebu6831 2 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    Funfact: if you dance for like 5minutes in a club you gain a one time humanity point. Counts for every club in the game.

    • @RoyalGuardEziode
      @RoyalGuardEziode ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Didn't know that. Thanks for sharing

  • @GoblinModeKnives
    @GoblinModeKnives 2 ปีที่แล้ว +557

    Using "I kick ass for the lord!" Is an absolute chefs kiss

    • @Schmage
      @Schmage 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Fuckin love that movie

    • @ShaddySoldier
      @ShaddySoldier 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Braindead Is a classic

  • @oksure5963
    @oksure5963 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1148

    Absolutely adore the dialogue in this game. Malkavian class have one of the most fun dialogue, ability and interaction in this game. Thanks for unlocking a memory core of me enjoying this game back in the 2000's

    • @MrRjh63
      @MrRjh63 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      The TV talking to you at various points of the game was the best.

    • @oksure5963
      @oksure5963 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@MrRjh63 and the ability to turn enemies against each other is just wonderful, since the combat in this game is wonky

    • @maxwellsterling
      @maxwellsterling 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      "But there were lots of dinosaurs, so I had fun."

    • @crowfather3838
      @crowfather3838 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yo memory core? Prototype Reference?

    • @CognizantCheddar
      @CognizantCheddar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      A Malk player-character also realizes who the taxi driver is if her "Dementation" skill is high enough. Which is the best dialogue skill that's ever existed in any RPG ever, btw.
      Imo, a Malk is the only proper way to play VtM: Bloodlines.

  • @crash-testproductions9341
    @crash-testproductions9341 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1043

    All the Nosferatu fun in this game come from their dialogues and how because they're tired of being insulted all the time they roast every single character they otherwise would have an option to seduce. That and their obfuscation powers made them great for stealth playthroughs.

    • @YorkJonhson
      @YorkJonhson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      Fat Larry's reaction to meeting a Nosferatu about had me in tears the first time I saw it.

    • @dammbenderisgreat
      @dammbenderisgreat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      The malkavians have obfuscate which is what i always play as and the one malkavian abilty the one that turns enemys crazy is great if you need to distract for a stealth kill

    • @zodaxa6141
      @zodaxa6141 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yeah, but... sewer levels.

    • @adronius147
      @adronius147 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Playing Nosferatu was the most fun I've had playing this game, and that's the first clan I've ever played. Kinda wanna try a Malkavian run one of these days too.

    • @kobold7466
      @kobold7466 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      i honestly have never played the game as anything other than nosferatu they look cool and have amazing dialogue + i like stealth playthroughs. i know some people complain about not being able to do certain quests but as far as i know no quest is locked off just some ways to complete quests are locked off but they usually have an alternative that leads to the same result anyway.

  • @YorkJonhson
    @YorkJonhson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +745

    This game is pure jank with its bugs, rough combat, and a rushed finale, but man it's one of my all-time favorites. I love the character writing, art design, and atmosphere, just as much as I hated the obligatory sewer level.

    • @ExceedProduction
      @ExceedProduction 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Just use the community patch, it makes it sooo much better.

    • @YorkJonhson
      @YorkJonhson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@ExceedProduction Yeah, I think that's pretty much mandatory with how many game-breaking glitches they managed to iron out. Hahah

    • @ImWatchingYou69
      @ImWatchingYou69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      that's basically all Troika games lol chad game designers

    • @moonunit7417
      @moonunit7417 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That sewer level is what noclip was made for

    • @viren_jalkun
      @viren_jalkun ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I played this game a lot in Highschool brings back the good old days 🤣

  • @chrisyoung1576
    @chrisyoung1576 2 ปีที่แล้ว +900

    Well the ghosts are harmless, the stuff they throw don't

    • @SpecShadow
      @SpecShadow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      STALKER X-labs experience in a nutshell

    • @TheDragonsRose
      @TheDragonsRose 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Aren't

    • @marky6456
      @marky6456 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I always thought she was messing with you by meaning they cannot be harmed therefore harmless.

    • @Parkthom
      @Parkthom 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Guns are harmless, the stuff they shoot isn't

    • @Shotgun_Gospel
      @Shotgun_Gospel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      She didn't say anything about that whole-ass elevator it'll send your way.

  • @maffyg107
    @maffyg107 2 ปีที่แล้ว +378

    Discovered you about 4 months ago and have watched through everything you've posted. So funny man. Clicked on this quicker than roadrunner. Keep up the good work man!

    • @YaBoyBelial
      @YaBoyBelial 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hellyea been watching since quite some time now and ervery vid is gold man

    • @Hravokh
      @Hravokh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      meep meep

    • @Lankyblankman
      @Lankyblankman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah I love Pong too, found him a while ago and watch everything he puts out as well as rewatch some of his greatest every so often.

    • @maffyg107
      @maffyg107 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Lankyblankman yeah found myself coming around to rewatching vids already. Big gamer but i have no interest in streamers/twitch etc, find it cringy. But pongsifu's hilariously honest (and also somewhat hapless) playthroughs hit the spot

    • @cal5750
      @cal5750 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      found him from his first Kenshi video a few years ago. Man was only at 2k subs, it's so awesome to see he's nearing 330k now!

  • @Ratovx
    @Ratovx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +623

    Actually Harley Queen looks like her, she came first, harley still had the cartoon art style when this game came out

    • @prajwaljayaraj5887
      @prajwaljayaraj5887 2 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      They directly cited this game as her design inspiration for Arkham City

    • @sekarmaltum1695
      @sekarmaltum1695 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      oh yeah, CAME first alright

    • @sayxxdx
      @sayxxdx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Not only that, they said the gameplay mechanic of being a predator was inspired by Manhunt.

  • @exemplar7205
    @exemplar7205 2 ปีที่แล้ว +419

    "this is a actual labyrinth why did they do this to me"- a perfect summary of a first experience with the sewer level in Bloodlines tbh.

    • @Calabresa022
      @Calabresa022 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Thank god the unnoficial patch adds a shortcut in the sewers

    • @markm7929
      @markm7929 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I experienced this my first time playing a few days ago. I almost quit without looking at a guide haha

  • @Deoxys_Used_Mimic
    @Deoxys_Used_Mimic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +359

    “You can shape-shift into anything you want, and *this* is the form you picked?”
    Well of course, dude; she’s Chinese so obviously she picked the form of a tentacle monster.
    No. Wait.
    …that’s another Japanese thing.

    • @broadbandislife
      @broadbandislife 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      IIRC the lore Kuei-jin don't actually get to pick their Beast Mode looks and just have to make do with whatever their subconscious puked up or something so it's kind of a crapshoot. Given their literally-crawled-out-of-Hell background the nasty kind of irony is a frequent occurrence.

  • @yahn.-mim1880
    @yahn.-mim1880 2 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    the sexual tension between Pongsifu and Sewer Levels is unending bruh😂😂😂

  • @SpecShadow
    @SpecShadow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    My best experience with Malkavian - he's talking nonsense until you beat the game, then realize that (s)he was feeding you with spoilers

  • @callmeivan2064
    @callmeivan2064 2 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    "keep up the masquerade, you gotta look totally normal"
    oh so that's why the game is called Vampire the Masquerade ohhhhhhh...

    • @aka-47k
      @aka-47k 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      yes thats an ingame mechanic to not use supernatural stuff in places where normal humans can see you or else they go and like scream vampires are real, if you break the masquerade 5 times the game kills you by starting a bloodhunt on you. its actually a fun game over where you can fight back lol.

    • @Zachebi
      @Zachebi ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I always break the masquerade early so i can get the crossbow asap

    • @Zachebi
      @Zachebi ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@aka-47k once you get 5 the game immediately triggers a cutscene of you being decapitated what are you talking about

    • @aka-47k
      @aka-47k ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Zachebi maybe i did those things only on modded play through lol didnt play vanilla beside the very very first time at release.

    • @Zachebi
      @Zachebi ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@aka-47k yeah i’ve only played unofficial patch plus and vanilla

  • @alicianicole8553
    @alicianicole8553 2 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    Glad to see you playing this treasure of a game, Pongsifu. And hilarious video as always. Though, I thought you’d be more of a Toreador type, but then again…no one can resist the goth chads Tremeres. I’d love to see you play Fallout New Vegas next, or any game really that’s full of meme-able moments. That wouldn’t be much of a problem since you can make any game entertaining to watch :)

    • @Pongsifu
      @Pongsifu  2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      I plan on getting to New Vegas but it's one of the series that I'll start at the beginning (might skip F3, though).

    • @shorewall
      @shorewall 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Pongsifu If you do, play "A Tale of Two Wastelands". It lets you play F3 as a mod on FNV, and go through both or either campaign.

    • @alicianicole8553
      @alicianicole8553 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ​@@Pongsifu Damn, that is some serious dedication. And yeah, tbh I'd probably skip F3 as well. Story and lore wise, it's easily a pass (no offence to F3 lovers, I do love the game...but FNV handles the comedic and serious tones better). Though the mod @Shorewall suggested is pretty good as well since F3 does have its moments. Now I can't wait to watch your video on F2 and FNV :)

  • @echodelta2172
    @echodelta2172 2 ปีที่แล้ว +421

    >Get home from work
    >run errands
    >finally sit down with snack
    >22 minute Pong video
    The relief....just immense. Team Pong always comes through.

    • @squishy_princess
      @squishy_princess 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Imagine actually watching 22 minutes of " Pong gameplay "

  • @starhalv2427
    @starhalv2427 2 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    Fun fact- you get more XP for saving both sisters... and that's a good ending

    • @xxXXRAPXXxx
      @xxXXRAPXXxx 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yea but you can bang them only if Janette is alone. If i remember correctly.

    • @coneberry6905
      @coneberry6905 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Though then you can't bed them

    • @starhalv2427
      @starhalv2427 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@coneberry6905 true
      I personally believe "saving" the serious "sister" is a good ending.
      She's clearly a person so traumatised by her past events, that she developed a second personality to deal with it- if this status quo is allowed to last, or her delusional personality takes full reins, her mental state will never get better- she needs to let go of her past, throw away her father's painting and understand it's not her sister, it's all her- and she must come to terms with her sister's death.
      If you allow her delusional side to take over, things will get even worse- she'll, as seen in her dialogue, constantly shift between quircky personality fans love and complete loneliness and misery. This is what I got on my first playthrought, and I felt horrible about causing it.
      So yeah, my opinion changed since I've written this comment. Compared to death of her serious side, this is still a good ending- but one that leaves the main problem unresolved. Unless... now that I think about it, once her two personalities come to terms, she's no longer shifting between them- she's always herself, just keeping two faces at the same time, so they might merge together eventually- that's recovery, rather than status quo. What a great game, I can't decide which option is the best after all.

    • @coneberry6905
      @coneberry6905 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@starhalv2427 Having a split personality is very tame for malkavian standards. I still think killing half of her personality for the sake of "balance" is comparable to a lobotomy. Yeah, you're not as moody anymore, but at what cost?

    • @shorewall
      @shorewall ปีที่แล้ว

      For me it's simple. Hot slut is bae, but office lady is also bae. :D

  • @jerenrollnecojerenroll2274
    @jerenrollnecojerenroll2274 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Can it get better than this? Sick editing. Didn't know Ben Shapiro was a vampire. Makes sense

    • @zombiefinatic7033
      @zombiefinatic7033 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      He can drain both your blood and your financial account at will

    • @Amalkavs
      @Amalkavs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      no, no, no, he's not a vampire. He's just a jerk.

    • @moonunit7417
      @moonunit7417 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Amalkavs He's the ghoul of demented Tzimisce fiend Ted Cruz

  • @FiniteMan1933
    @FiniteMan1933 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Best dialogue, voice acting and facial expressions of any game to be honest. Modern AAA games DECADES later still can't compete and fuck up facial animations during dialogue all the time.

  • @jesusgasperi123456
    @jesusgasperi123456 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    dammit he miss the monster fight in Chinatown, you team up with katana wilding girl with a robot arm.
    you can even make a tentacle monster joke in the final dialog

    • @Pongsifu
      @Pongsifu  2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      WHAT?

    • @jesusgasperi123456
      @jesusgasperi123456 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Pongsifu yea man its wild, there is also a weird quest that involves an npc that use to be a dude but got soul transfer to a girls body. and there is also a fight with a stone gargoyle with a giant blade that was harder than the final boss, oh and the hole depending on your clan questlines they added in the non oficial patch i think.

    • @moonunit7417
      @moonunit7417 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jesusgasperi123456 The dude who became a girl ate his own body after he rose from the dead in her body after they died together from some spiked drugs. God I love this game and the community around it

    • @MALICEM12
      @MALICEM12 ปีที่แล้ว

      Boy they sure don't make games like that anymore.

  • @senkodan
    @senkodan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I find it really strange, that no one points out that first ghoul you meet on the streets looks and acts just like Jerma

  • @aka-47k
    @aka-47k 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    i loved how you didnt spoil the end, the different endings are so fun.

  • @WynneL
    @WynneL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    Overall, you just made me spend 22 minutes and 9 seconds laughing at a game I love. I was not expecting this today.
    Loved the Saren death theme, btw; nice touch among many others.

  • @KanaevM
    @KanaevM 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I'm a clown with a prepurchase of the second game. Wonder if it ever comes out.

    • @YorkJonhson
      @YorkJonhson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I'm just depressed that they dropped the writer from the original game for some reason. That was the main reason I was holding out hope the sequel regardless of any other jank going on in development.

    • @Texelion3Dprints
      @Texelion3Dprints 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I have backed System Shock remake, I feel you.

    • @robertagren9360
      @robertagren9360 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      They later released bloodhunt which is what the game end up to be.

  • @MoroccosModernLifePSN
    @MoroccosModernLifePSN 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    W A K E
    U P
    N E W
    P O N G S I F U
    D R O P P E D

  • @Lonewolf360gaming
    @Lonewolf360gaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    5:46 this caught me off guard and had me laughing out loud

  • @Powsifu
    @Powsifu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I recommend you give bloodborne a try next, the game is really good and the story is beautiful as well as the environment, I think you'll have a blast.

    • @Pongsifu
      @Pongsifu  2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Bloodborne is the game I want to play the most but I've already waited this long so I'm stubbornly waiting on a 60FPS release or remake.

    • @CognizantCheddar
      @CognizantCheddar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Pongsifu I feel you, but I doubt a 60fps patch for the PS5 is ever happening because BB never even got a PS4 Pro patch.

    • @Powsifu
      @Powsifu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Pongsifu trust me lol we all want that 60 fps version and I hope they release it soon, if they have to just launch it on PC 😭

    • @Powsifu
      @Powsifu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@CognizantCheddar to be fair we didn't get a PS4 pro version of GTA V but now we got E&E so anythings possible. what I don't understand is dark souls 3 got a 60 FPS update without needing a PS5 upgrade.

    • @Pongsifu
      @Pongsifu  2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@CognizantCheddar Yeah I doubt it will be a free patch at this point, they'll monetize it somehow by either being a PC port or console remaster/remake.

  • @seansumner5234
    @seansumner5234 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    "Is it because of the Republican thing" really got me. 10/10

  • @WadeTheWilsonTV
    @WadeTheWilsonTV 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Dood, Los Angeles has "Little Tokyo", and weebs do indeed love that shit.

  • @bolarebolo
    @bolarebolo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Goddamnit, man! This was hilarious! I was just replaying this game for the millionth time, and it still holds-ish. Good vid!
    PS: I only play as Nosferatu. You don't really have to hide that much. Just walk a distance away from people and you can waltz right down the streets like everyone else.

    • @moonunit7417
      @moonunit7417 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I kinda wish they had made the Nosferatu play more differently than the other clans. I get the feeling that was intended, like everything else didn't get fully fleshed out because of the development hell

  • @Kronos0999
    @Kronos0999 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Nooooooo! What happened to Divinity Original Sin 2 Part 2? I so wanted to watch you (and the other dude) finish that game.

    • @Kronos0999
      @Kronos0999 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mainly because that is the only Larina game I've played

    • @Pongsifu
      @Pongsifu  2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That'll come eventually.

    • @mars411eu
      @mars411eu 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Pongsifu im waiting for them to ;)

    • @hansmatheson5976
      @hansmatheson5976 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Kronos0999 I think it’s “Larian Studios”, jefe.
      Not that it matters just don’t want to you to possibly get maimed by the infamously bloodthirsty and degenerate D&D fans.

    • @Kronos0999
      @Kronos0999 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hansmatheson5976 I meant to type that, but it doesn't matter anyway since Larian went to the dogs.

  • @redgarlicbred6228
    @redgarlicbred6228 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Pong always manages to make everything look like a shitpost but somehow with so much more quality

  • @mamalui
    @mamalui 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Love your humour! Cracks me up every time. Your transition to the outro is on point every time as well. I keep meaning to find out what the outro song is but it is kind of nice to only hear it in Pongsifu videos. Gives me goose bumps when the transition comes. You manage to make it feel like an epic coming to end. Like finishing a good movie or good book.

  • @BloodyBay
    @BloodyBay ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Therese: "They're perfectly harmless."
    Clearly Therese is _not_ down with Vampire: The Masquerade's sister game, Wraith: The Oblivion. You know how vampires have Disciplines? Wraiths have Arcanoi, and maybe half of those Arcanoi are all about fucking with people, vampires, werewolves and other inhabitants of the Skinlands (the world of the living, if you will). Embody? You can go all 'Ghostbusters' by manifesting fully in the Skinlands, scaring the shit out of them and smacking them around (while opening yourself to their attacks in return, alas). Outrage? Yeah, remember that scene in 'Ghost' where Patrick Swayze's smacking his murderer Eddie around the apartment, slamming doors and shit into him, throwing things at him (like Ed the evil wraith in Bloodlines here does) and shoving him down the stairs, and Eddie still can't see him or do a damned thing to him? Outrage is like that. Inhabit? You possess machinery and electronics, which you can use to send messages (like turning on a TV and putting yourself on the screen...even if the TV's unplugged) or kick people's asses (like steering their car off a cliff or using an animatronic as a new body and moving it around, Freddy Fazbear style). Puppetry? Now you're possessing _people,_ and the weaker their willpower, the less they resist, so you can hijack one of their weak-willed flunkies and make him shoot his boss in the head. Pandemonium? You get to recreate the 'Poltergeist' movies! Fun, fun, fun! Keening? You can start singing or playing music that people in the Skinlands can hear, and you use that music to alter people's emotions...and yes, fear, rage and panic are still valid emotions. Max out your Keening and you basically become a banshee. And Phantasm? Well, you have to wait until they're asleep, _then_ you can jump into their dreams and make like Freddy Krueger.
    On top of that, you can take Embody and combine it with _other_ Arcanoi to wreck people in _even more_ ways. Embody + Moliate? You can make like 'Beetlejuice,' manifest, turn your hands into huge carnival mallets or Freddy Krueger finger blades and lay into people _that_ way. Embody + Intimation? "Hey, you know what you should do now? Stick the muzzle of that revolver in your mouth and squeeze the trigger! I bet it's not even loaded!" Embody + Flux? "Nice longsword. Mind if I make it immediately crumble to useless rust right there in your hand?" Embody + Usury? "I just stole all of your Willpower, all of your Blood Pool/Rage/Quintessence/other fuel for your supernatural powers _and_ a few of your Health Levels. Now the _real_ fun begins!" Embody + Fatalism? "It looks like you're scheduled to die from a sudden heart attack on August 10, 2055. Let's see if I can bump that date up a bit...." Embody + Mnemosynis? Send them on a one-way ticket to Amnesia City, then stick those stolen memories in their worst enemy's brain for bonus style points!
    But like how the vampires have the Masquerade, the wraiths have the Dictum Mortuum, which specifically outlaws wraiths who fuck around with mortals in any way...like, even in _good_ ways, like saving some mortal's life when they're fated to die. So while you _can_ mess with mortals, _don't_ get caught by the wrong wraiths, or you can look forward to getting Soulforged and being forced to spend eternity as some ancient wraith's wingback chair or whatever. Fortunately, not-quite-mortals - like vampires, werewolves, changelings, et al - aren't covered by the Dictum Mortuum and are fair game...but some of _them_ have some very powerful friends who can wreck _you_ just as hard.
    In summation, 'harmless,' my ass!

  • @GabrielSouza-yu5sb
    @GabrielSouza-yu5sb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Thanks Pong, I asked on Twitter and then u delivered, truly a masterpiece!
    Love u bro ❤️

  • @jumpyboi7784
    @jumpyboi7784 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I got the game Saturday and dumped 20 hours in so far. Which is a lot compared to how much I play games now. It made its way onto my top 10. With that being said, it rlly sucks I can’t play anymore because the game crashed when I try to load any save and the unofficial patch won’t even install

  • @LyaksandraB
    @LyaksandraB 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Can't believe you didn't pick the character that hears voices in its head. Wouldn't that have given you much more material for jokes and general shenanigans?

    • @Xenmaru00
      @Xenmaru00 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      LIMBLORD!

  • @Minorcas13
    @Minorcas13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I'm so sad that they fired all the good people involved with Bloodlines' story, so I have very little fate in the second one being any good

    • @amunago080
      @amunago080 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Those people are not the same as they were before, the shit they were talking about doing to the 2nd game scared the hell outta me. I have more faith now that they are gone tbh.

    • @touchingisjustthefirststep
      @touchingisjustthefirststep 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@amunago080 They fired one of the main guys from bloodlines 1

    • @dogehkiindogeborn5339
      @dogehkiindogeborn5339 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@amunago080 What were they saying tho?

    • @Ahrimane
      @Ahrimane 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah they put LARPers in charge of V5 and you can see all their prejudices in the core books. I doubt VTMB2 will come out, but if it does it won't be as good as this game.

    • @touchingisjustthefirststep
      @touchingisjustthefirststep 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Ahrimane v5? Like the tabletop game game version? When does this game take place?

  • @millennialboomer6780
    @millennialboomer6780 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    8:55 That one got me good, haha!

  • @sheparedcomanderN7
    @sheparedcomanderN7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    As a fun of old shitty video games i had heard about this game for years but never played it or watched a video on it. However after watching this video when it first dropped it finally inspired me to pick it up on GOG because it came with the basic fan patch. It instantly became one of my all time favorite games. 11/10 would recommend

    • @Ahrimane
      @Ahrimane ปีที่แล้ว

      Same. After watching this video I finally completed a playthrough and it was great.

  • @joshuagerber8362
    @joshuagerber8362 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    When i played this game as a teenager i imagined the future of gaming to be glorious. Sad how i was wrong, and nothing better has released yet...

  • @boyogrimby
    @boyogrimby 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Thanks for adding subtitles in your videos. I like to watch youtube stuff on my phone while my wife sleeps next to me and the subtitles allow me to keep the volume way down. Love your stuff!

  • @Karkuzz
    @Karkuzz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    never clicked so fast at a video

  • @hologilion2868
    @hologilion2868 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Play it again as a malkavian! Not only is it hilarious; it also (surely) gonna give you enough material for another vid.

  • @lionidas4902
    @lionidas4902 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Only rewatching the video after 2 months i noticed the screen at 7:34 showing a tease to the fallout video. Your videos are truly gems to age like a fine wine.

  • @donkiwi4888
    @donkiwi4888 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    My first playthrough was a blind one, I picked Nosferatu. Did the entire game with a stealth/melee build and saw a LOT of sewers. I didn't know how much dialogue I missed until I replayed it.

    • @ULTRAOutdoorsman
      @ULTRAOutdoorsman หลายเดือนก่อน

      I am instantly realizing how much dialogue I'm missing doing this, haha. Also I'm not so sure the sewers are that necessary despite Bender's assertions. You have to be practically an arm's length away from these humans for them to even care.

  • @bjchit
    @bjchit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Pong may be reaching levels of horny previously thought impossible with this play through.

  • @susankreber
    @susankreber 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Wow, this was an unexpected treat! Two of my favourite things, Pongsifu and VTM: Bloodlines, rolled into one? Clickety click
    I have played a Nossie and enjoyed :D People don't bother you all that much, especially in Hollywood. There, they even compliment you on your body modification feats. But the insults received elsewhere are great too.
    The Sheriff: maybe he had a bit of werewolf blood from Twilight and got allergic to shirts halfway through dinner. Tragic

  • @valentds
    @valentds 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    there's really bad blood in a vampire game just to damage you? you can't even play a game as the VAMPIRE and be cool.
    also, they stopped dancing because clearly you're so good they stopped to admire you, giving the attention you deserved

  • @blueripper1558
    @blueripper1558 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    6:56 what it this from, the pink eyes and hair is making me think a character but isn't a vampire... I think

  • @michaeljenkins9217
    @michaeljenkins9217 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    When Pongisfu drops I listen. Simple.

  • @lucaslima33
    @lucaslima33 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Nosferatu don't really need to use the sewers any more than the other clans. As long as you don't bump into people and don't talk to any NPC that isnt quest related, the masquerade wont be broken.

  • @RQAlice
    @RQAlice 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "If you ever wanna set them gay. I will be right here or here or on the desk." Yeah, I felt that.

  • @crowcade
    @crowcade 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    For anyone who hasn't actually played this game, the actual ending is equally incomprehensible. And you should probably play it.

  • @Zigzf
    @Zigzf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Pongsifu got the most excellent selection of games he uploads on the channel.

  • @LyaksandraB
    @LyaksandraB 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Coincidentally enough, I just watched a joke about a dude pissing so much and so loudly, the other interlocutor asks him if he was frying chicken.

  • @MALICEM12
    @MALICEM12 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It's really a rare moment when a 20 year old game makes a meme joke with the Kool-aid man part and it's still be good and well known
    19:48 well...she is Chinese

  • @vaanknight
    @vaanknight 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Damn, dude; you're obscenely good at this. People like PewdiePie put in not even half the effort nor have half the comedic talent and still have those numbers. I suggest you put a butt chin on your duck avatar.

    • @chuckn4851
      @chuckn4851 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's cause *those* types of youtubers are only capable of appealing to the lowest common denominator, which unfortunately for people like Pong is the better part of youtube fans lol

  • @Moerighan
    @Moerighan ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I am still terrified whenever I play the Ocean House quest even though I know it's harmless and I know whats gonna happen

  • @Raccoozs
    @Raccoozs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Despite being the most broken shit of all time, i love this game

  • @Iymarra
    @Iymarra 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Given the amount of discipline points and skills the player has in this game, I think it was worked out that your sire was like, 8th gen or something. Basically powerful as hell compared to others but still a fledgling.

    • @liamzakhaev
      @liamzakhaev 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      better, your sire was 7th gen

    • @grimjudgment6527
      @grimjudgment6527 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The only reason your sire in Bloodlines doesn't fight back is because they got staked, else they'd have fought tooth and nail against the prince.
      The VTM:B main character is effectively a fledgeling but has immense potential, which is why Lacroix is very intimidated by the fact that the main character gained power so quickly and tries his hardest to compensate you well for what you do. In VTM, it's nearly unheard of for a prince to spare a bastard childer and even more rare to take them under his wing because then he'd be staking his entire reputation on it. Basically 9/10 this will backfire on Lacroix.

    • @broadbandislife
      @broadbandislife 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Or Jack and The Mysterious Taxi Driver are doing some arcane shit to give you a leg up for their own reasons. Given just _who_ the latter is heavily implied to be that shouldn't be too difficult...

  • @JuliVibme
    @JuliVibme 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Amazing!
    Another old game you might enjoy would be "The Mystery of the Druids", it's just flat out crazy xD

  • @My-Name-Isnt-Important
    @My-Name-Isnt-Important ปีที่แล้ว +3

    5:01 The Mass Effect critical mission failure music with the dead body, really made that better. Call of the Night! That anime looks really interesting. Thank you for listing where stuff comes from. This part is so well done, really great editing. 10:39

  • @TheFps12
    @TheFps12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When I first played this, I picked Malkavian as my first playthrough. Which ruined the game for me because when I went for new playthroughs with different class they were not as neat or entertaining.

  • @DaLiJeIOvoImeZauzeto
    @DaLiJeIOvoImeZauzeto ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "listen to another diatribe by this dude" Grout's monologues are fphenomenally well written.

    • @broadbandislife
      @broadbandislife 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Well if memory serves he _is_ a Malk. Comes with the territory in this game.

  • @Andromort
    @Andromort 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Jesus Christ, HOW?! I literally just completed this game for the first time in my life only to go to TH-cam and find this in my recommended.

    • @Pongsifu
      @Pongsifu  2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was waiting for you to finish it.

    • @Andromort
      @Andromort 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Pongsifu And you even also played Tremere and chose the same ending, now that's considerate, thanks.

  • @greenflamingoentertainment8613
    @greenflamingoentertainment8613 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Tucker saying KYS is pretty great meme

  • @Zekander
    @Zekander ปีที่แล้ว +4

    this was the most atmospheric game i have ever played in it´s time. the music, the characters, the locations, the voice acting.

  • @Heyoka86
    @Heyoka86 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Only the best RPG ever made, after New Vegas.

  • @SaveYourself666
    @SaveYourself666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Getting memed on is tight

  • @Jolly123123123
    @Jolly123123123 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "This dude likes keeping random *objects* preserved in glass"
    -A watch
    -A picture
    -Flower
    -*A woman*

  • @selwing666
    @selwing666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    aww you let them kill each other ;-; bet you focused too much on seduction lol

  • @babygorilla4233
    @babygorilla4233 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I appreciate you keeping the mystery around the ending.

  • @majormoron605
    @majormoron605 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I shit you not, just yesterday I thought "Pongsifu should do a vtmb playthrough, the game's a perfect fit for his channel" and lo and behold...

  • @rainbowchewynuggets
    @rainbowchewynuggets ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Well, that was a great time. Made my day better

  • @Fragatron
    @Fragatron ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Damn this game reminds me so much of my High School years in the early 2000s with all the weird emo and goth kids.
    Can't wait for the 20th anniversary

  • @mysticfire7675
    @mysticfire7675 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    To be fair to the developers a bunch of random Japanese stuff being in Chinatown is accurate to what Chinatowns are like.

  • @ZigealFaust
    @ZigealFaust 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    TBH, Jeanette is the char I FORGET about.
    Beckett, Max, and Jack are my vamp daddies for life.

  • @Scott.E.H
    @Scott.E.H 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Fuck it. You and Sseth making videos on this on top of me going on a Deus Ex binge has me convinced to play this, or at least try it. Need me more RPG/immersive sim games.

  • @Shyvez
    @Shyvez 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Great video. Haven't watched it yet though.

  • @UpgradingAsUsual
    @UpgradingAsUsual ปีที่แล้ว +1

    VTMB 2 without Brian Mitsoda would be like Fallout or Elder Scrolls without Wes Johnson. Trust me, VTMB 2 will be trash - and not in a good way like the original.

  • @Jonatron101
    @Jonatron101 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The mod to skip the damn sewers is vital.

  • @matheusmoreira9951
    @matheusmoreira9951 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Fun thing about "Japantown": it does exist here in Brazil, the Liberdade neighborhood in Sao Paulo basically became that, and it's the biggest population of japanese people outside of Japan in the whole world. And yes, weebs love that shit.

  • @zodaxa6141
    @zodaxa6141 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Can someone tell me how you can play a Nosferatu? What happen to your character so he had tosleep with a Nosferatu of the opposite sex? Did a Nosferatu seduce him? What happen to you, buddy?

  • @elOliPoh
    @elOliPoh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    i really enjoy your videos Pongsifu, never change

  • @andreipintea9333
    @andreipintea9333 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:54 Why did they lift your skirt up...better question is why are you wearing boxers?

  • @catnumber6967
    @catnumber6967 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I have only ever played this game as a Nosferatu, multiple times. Too many things wrong with me to list

  • @Zeldarulah
    @Zeldarulah 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Kinda getting the vibe this guy has never been to a Chinatown in any city much less LA lol. It is not just Chinese stuff in them

  • @Manuel-ew3dp
    @Manuel-ew3dp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    12:01 funny that you mention that when LA is one of the few cities in the US with a Little Tokyo

  • @IchMagandMeGusta
    @IchMagandMeGusta 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hey now. The ghosts are harmless. The pots and pans they hurl at you, however....