Here’s my best one-line eavesdrop. Years ago as I was leaving the mall two young women came in. One woman said to the other (in a sarcastic tone), “Oh I KNOW my boyfriend loves me. He loves me so much he slept with my best friend!” I think Haywood could make a pretty good song out of that.
I notice you're very talented musically! Also, funny stuff! haha great chops on the toaster as well..as a drummer and multi instrumentalist it's nice to see! Keep having fun with it.
"This song is a true story, except for a part I make up at the end." I'm guessing the part he made up was from 1:59 to 2:05. But was this really true, and did he overhear a conversation about a girl getting tased?
I'm sure glad he uses his genius for good. Might be very scary if he used it for evil heheh. Love this man's mind.
Here’s my best one-line eavesdrop. Years ago as I was leaving the mall two young women came in. One woman said to the other (in a sarcastic tone),
“Oh I KNOW my boyfriend loves me. He loves me so much he slept with my best friend!”
I think Haywood could make a pretty good song out of that.
I'd like to publicly thank Mrs Anderson for introducing me to this hilarious man! This tribute shall live forever in the comments section!
"She spilled her bong.
They upped the voltage,
She soiled her thong."
Utter genius!
And did her stepson make it back to the trailer park to feed her snake?
@@vsgfilmgroup I did remember to do that.
This guy is amazing every song is a hit.
Twitchy Breakdance Jazzercise - I laughed so hard I had to play the video over to hear the rest of the lyrics!
This is the best and most accurate thing I've heard since that commercial for the discount library/petting zoo.
my wife and i so love your music,.. thank you for the smiles and laughs :)
As always, Heywood is pure genius.
This song brought a tear to my eye...... SO BEAUTIFUL. So funny. I almost died.
This song came up on my Amazon music comedy shuffle.
I have been laughing for over an hour!!
watching still in 2017!
Kasey Deede me to
2019 bro!
@@timicus2 2024!
Yep, sounds like another Tuesday in my own life, just random things going down like that. 😆
One Of my many favs of yours
Thank you Heywood Banks.
Fan since 90s.
18 Wheels
Toast
Fly’s Eyes
The last of which I perform fairly regularly. … always give you credit.
I notice you're very talented musically! Also, funny stuff! haha great chops on the toaster as well..as a drummer and multi instrumentalist it's nice to see! Keep having fun with it.
Can you imagine the people who said this finding this video? They would be so confused.
I love this man and his music. I think he's hilarious.
I love your songs
heywood love! i, or someone else on this world wide internets of us has to find a way to make heywood go viral.
he's way too not famous enough.
I wish I had friends like this guy🤣
Taking the the eleven year old this year. He's been waiting till he's old enough for years.
I am using this song for my english class
@@deltasquad62 or soiling her thong
This guy has mighty fine strumming ability.
Great Stuff!
He always has a fun show.
One of the best.
And Greetings back to you from the USA?
Do they have tasters in Germany?
Yeees we do... Eatin' TOAST all the time, even under the shower. ;)
I meant TAZERS! I like to treat english (my only language) as a second language!
DAMP TOAST!!
@@Heywoodbanks "DAMP TOAST!!"
I smell a new verse to your famous song. XD XD XD
I'm trying to find the vine song that goes tazer tazer tazer tazer tazer .....
That was my ex, for real!HAHAHHHAA
"This song is a true story, except for a part I make up at the end."
I'm guessing the part he made up was from 1:59 to 2:05.
But was this really true, and did he overhear a conversation about a girl getting tased?
Yum tazers!
Does anyone know who this is about lol
My friend keeps singing and now I know why
HELL YEAH
About 1:27 You mean what I have to do in swing choir
genius
I wonder if he smokes the ganja?
Has somebody the chords for the song?
2018 boys
Hilarious!
Looks a bit like the inverse of a colonel sanders.
Corporal Hobo Stew, I figure. :D
FIRST
WTF