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There's no denying it mate Aussie Bricklayers are the strongest breed of Tradie there is... Tough manual labour rewarded with a pub feed for smoko, and a ride on the Bricklayers laptop for desert. The Brickie lifestyle.
Every Bricklayer Ever... | Garn.
Every Tradie Ever...
Every Australian Pub Ever...
A guide to Aussie Tradies...
Written & Directed by Declan Evanson
Murph played by Connor Evanson
My mate is a bricklayer and says "To be a good brickie, you just have to think like a brick."😂👍
lol "To understand the workings of the brick, you must become the brick!"
The brick whisperer..
"He's beginning to believe"
This old bastard wog brickie I knew used to say 'you have to love the brick'
That's deep
My running theory is that it takes a month to make a video because he gets a new job, gets three weeks in with them getting comfortable enough to let him make a video and then leaves after the fourth week after he's got enough footage lmfao
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i always wondered how he dose it, but I guess as a comedian in the business he can probably make connections? but this sounds better
@@DamoMartin you call the company owner ahead of time thats usually how these people get to do skits on site.
He’s killin it on utube and rightly so they’d have to be close to living the life of utube by now if not it’s coming, well done boys!… This is North QLD comedy gold!..
nah reckon he's just slow....likely really slow.
Cracking the glass over the bouncer's head was absolute physical comedy gold. Mad respect for this sketch, cranking the laughs up to 11.
I'm still picking out the shards
His comedy is heavily influenced by All Aussie Adventures
You mean ice that was frozen in a glass still hurts though just don't have glass to pull out.
@@basillah7650 It was a sugar bottle actually 👌 Looks much worse than it felt hah
@@jakecooper5855 who cares?
Bricklayer: a machine that converts coffee and cigarettes into walls.
Awesome vid! 👍
A comment i can stand behind. 👍
IDK, Never saw a brickie drink coffee, I've seen many a few drink a few slabs of VB whilst working. You see their perfect work, become wonkey as the day progresses, not a joke.
As a bricklayer, I would like to say that this is completely factual and exactly how we act
Did ya get ya misses to type that?
no way you're bricklayer
No if it rains we don’t get paid
Can't be completely factual if you're literate enough to write this.
Go cut me some 130s bro
only garn can fit so much comedy into four minutes
WOAH that was four minutes. The amount of content made it feel like a movie!
The glassing on the bouncer out of nowhere followed by the mad dash sent me 🤣
Garn is the only guy to be able to make 4 minutes feel like half an hour, but in a good way, his misses must love that
I didn't spot a single bit of comedy. Any that was in there was plagiarized right from a Simpson's episode
4 minutes of cringe
My father was a bricklayer, I grew up around these kind of people and this video isn't even a joke. Absolute animals.
As one of Australia's few bricklaying channels, I can confirm everything here is 110% accurate.
hello i actually watched several of your videos while writing this vid - keep it up mate!
- declan
Fuck bud where are you based to still get paid when not working?
I know they don't in Townsville where Garn is
@@GarnComedy do garbos/ rubbish truck drivers
Just don't make fun of a bricky's wife. You will find out how sharp that trowel is.
When you think it's about shitting on bricklayes but it's actually about shitting on concreters
My next door neighbor is a concreter and gets $400 for the day. If it rains half way through they still get the full days pay. I think they get paid so much because there back will be fucked before retirement 🤣🍻🤣🍻
Don’t tell Dave how much all the other trades get paid…..
Look how stupid brickies are, and concreters are still too dense for that job
@@Dave-ss5pk Fucking El Nino has me trying to figure out how to put a giant shade up over the formwork I'm going to build this summer.
@@glenbuyer8738 it's pretty good money for a job that lets you drink 18 tinnies per shift
feel like pure shit just wanna pull up in the commo listening to crazy frog... SUBSCRIBE!
W-W-W-W-WHAT'S GOIN ON, ON
LETS DO THE CRAZY FROGGGG
Best video ever XD
That awkward feeling when you actually do cruising around in you commo ute listening to all crazy frog relater shit Spotify can ever suggest and not even being a bricklayer -_-
Bouncers/security next?
Waiting for one on chippies so I can bag out my carpenter mate
It's so strange, I'm a trades guy in Canada and I understood all of this entirely, accent/slang and all. I'm fairly sure that once Aussies and Canucks get to a certian point of drunkness, their slangs start to cross over perfectly.
Aussies and Canadians have a lot in common.
@@moonboy5851 a lot in Commonwealth
@@anxietyonline1947 lol good one 🫡
The magic of beer.
"fuuuuck, if he could read that, he would be pissed" 💀💀💀
as a former brickies labourer this was incredible to watch
former degenerate ya mean.
Carn Jimmy, l laboured, got along with most scaffos!
How where you able to write this I thought brickies couldn't read or write
@@bunyip4592 Clearly moved on after achieving literacy.
@@bunyip4592 They can't, the labourer does it all.
Seriously mate your brother is a genius he should be writing Aussie sitcoms!
theyd end up too realistic for tv
That's kind of exactly what he's doing. Broadcast TV is dead. Hallelujah
@@wowwhataworld.9590
I meant like a superwog thing, on his own, cast and plot, but to the masses who don't watch TH-cam.
@@cynicalpsycho5574 Ah, I get ya. Not I superwog fan but I get the format you're proposing. Problem is then Garn would be at the behest of one of the small handful of global corporations that own almost every broadcast television station, with the exception of tax-payer funded stations like the ABC. If the ABC picked it up we'd end up with some pile of garbage resembling The Project and nobody wants that haha.
That would truly be beautiful
"But somebody's gotta be a concreter" 😂😂😂
I'm learning so much about Australia from this channel
This is the BEST of Australia, it doesn't show the other 90% of the population who are gutless, cowardly soft cocks.
Same, well this channel and Bluey
Lol
This is more "tradesman culture", it's the same everywhere in the world. I teach English in Japan, and somebody in a group chat told us about a welding course that's taught in English. Seriously considering it... Can't wait to go back to the school I hated and tack their doors shut.
Absolutely love this channel Aussie comedy at its finest mate
Comedy? This was a documentary
@@padtixx5441 legitimately informative and educational
This is a Queensland Government Employment instruction video for the centreline tvs
Yep too right
This is spot on. When I did it we did 25% bricklaying, 75% a combined down the pub because it rained a few drops for 15minutes or my boss fighting someone, in the pub/on-site or the mechanic fixing his jet ski/dirt bike/truck that week. The money went on beers and those bingo tickets, I don't know if they still do them.
Those crusty old, leather skinned, chain smoking, alcoholic brickies. God bless ‘‘em for building the houses we live in.
Did not see that Brickie tasting the cement mix coming .l almost choked on my tea😂😂
How else are you supposed to know when the mud's ready?
@@paulieplayspoorly 🤦🏾♀️😂😂😂😂😂
Mortar mix bud
as an american being able to watch this immediately upon release, i am happy
Welcome to the Aussie culture
As a Canadian same here
Give superwogs videos a look too if you like this
Seriously!!!
And Sooshi Mango
How goods a Garn binge when Garn posts a new vid
Literally what I was just doing
@@liamhayward1083 Just can't have one
a new garn video is like the servo, and his other ones are the bay marie 👌👌🤣🤣 never there for just the fuel
The Garn boys should do Chefs. No shortage of materiel for psychotic alcohol and drug induced behaviour
Haven't yet met a brickie who wasn't a chronic alcoholic who smoked 2 packs a day.... All while working 65 hour weeks
If there was a garn video tier list, this would be S tier. Probably one of the best ones you guys have done
I love garn
Google translated this to “you love yarn” in English 😂
" half of them are meteorologist" 😂😂😂killed it bro !!
As a Canadian bricklayer I'm happy to see it's the same everywhere lol
Mate I think this was the best one yet. The jab at concreters had me dying. Spent a few years slinging concrete and I gotta say i'm lucky I didnt come out of it with CTE from all of the fuckin headnocks the boys gave me to "get the brain juices flowing" Anyways im trying to become a sparky now wish me luck
Good luck.
Good luck mate, especially if you're over 21. I gave up trying to get an electrical apprenticeship after a few years when a comms traineeship opportunity came up. Taking that was the best career decision I've made.
This video couldn't have been complete without firing up the ol brickie's laptop for a few spins
The summer of my junior year of high school I worked as a bricklayers helper . it was the hardest work I've ever done . If the bricklayer runs out of block or mortar they just stop working and yell " I need mud or I need block " . Then the big boss gets pissed at us for not working fast enough to keep them supplied . It's really tough when you are 3 or 4 scaffolds high . It did make a man out of me .
Had a brickie mate years ago would do a slab a day while laying bricks then would drop by his home to get a six pack for his 3km drive to the pub after work.
Faultless in the detail & meticulous accuracy of the Aussie brickie 🤙😆🍻💯
To a tee on a Brit brickie too. They're second to the roofers.
0:03 Review of 'Cremé de le Bricke'
Taste: 4/10
Texture: 9/10
Mouthfeel: 3/10
Aftertaste: 5/10
Cost: Your dignity and any functionality of oesophagus
Overall, would eat again. Solid 3 stars.
My mum has asked me to recommend you cover ‘Aldi’ workers haha😂. She LOVES you guys! Well done!
You’ve made a woman with no sense of humour crack up and almost run us off the road hahaha😂
If you're not from Australia, watch these videos to learn more about our culture than you could anywhere else. Comedic, yet so true.
Haven’t even watched it and I know it’s going to be the thing that makes my day
best part of my day seeing that garn has made another master peice 10 minutes ago
It was a blessing seeing some behind the scenes thanks to the pub staff 😂
Man's got Rota's on his ute 11/10 👌🏿
There was a show in the 80s where 7-8 yr old kids asked how different careers worked (butcher, doctor, pilot, etc). I remember the brick laying episode... they picked it up in 3 minutes... could of got a job straight after. Probably did.
Babe wake up, Garn posted a tradie pisstake again.
Watching garn comedy, is gonna always be an instant mood lifter, guaranteed!!! Keep up the great work!!
Fucking hilarious. Cheers from a US Iron worker. Hope to see you cover that trade in the future
Called Steelfixing out here mate...lm sure he'll be onto it
The breakable glassware added new depth to the comedy. Genius!
All glassware is breakable if you try hard enough.
@@theendofmyropemydude it's australia, that was probably regular glass
@@Pottan23 in Canada we call it "bottling" someone, since it usually involves beer bottles.
Getting into an all in brawl with the bouncers also a brickies favourite pastime
te’s on the commy 😂
These videos are a rare treat, thanks for the content as always ❤️.
i'd totally watch a full ass show with this kind of humor
As a concreter, I pissed myself laughing when the concreter part came up 😂
Fucking just about died when he glassed the bouncer.
Always have an instant smile on my face when starting your videos
One drop of rain then it's enough of knock of 😂😂
A bricklayers efficiency is directly tied to how close they are to an alcohol induced blackout!
garn just doesnt miss.
Do ‘every locksmith’ please roast us
This is a 100% factual documentary.
(12/Oct/2022-6:52pm🇦🇺EST)
These videos are bringing back memories of my time working on building sites in Oz around 2016-17. These videos are hilarious and so Aussie
THE BEST TH-camR IS BACK!!!
Always a good day whenever Garn puts out a new video
The ol Brickies laptop.
Once a month, garn gets his info working on every stereotypical Australian job doing it the Aussie way, can’t wait for next month
I loved this one, you guys put out pure gold, swear to God. Love from America
loved the glassing at the end, true aussie.
0:28 Craftsmanship, mate.
I love this vid.
Us brickies definitely have a metrology degree from the uni of fuck all.
the fact that a bricklayer can purchase AUTHENTIC TE37's amazes me
That as a bouncer is 99% how Aussie tradies are at end of year drinks parties.
And when I was a Clothing Cutter.
I asked for a payrise.
"You're not a real Cutter till you've severed a finger mate! "
Not the Bricklaying i was thinking of, but entertained none the less
Spot on. The Brickie Top 5:
1. Grog
2. Rack
3. Jet skis
4. Rack
5. Holden 2012 Ute
Only thing missing is saying the magic line "Brickies laptop"
Love it as usual. Just made me think of this guy I knew in Year 12 who kept telling the Teacher that he didn't need to learn anything, except the bricks behind him in the classroom we were in.
I am from Europe. And this is totally true. Perfect description of me
Sitting in the hospital after surgery, this video has easily been the best part of my day.
Ty
Great, good old Aussie humour
My only problem with all this is there aren't enough videos and they don't go for long enough! Thanks for the laugh 🥰
Ute on TE37s is what sets Garn above everyone else
Love the King of the Hill reference - absolute GOLD!
American here. Found your channel a week or two back and have blew through your videos. Keep up the good work buckaroo.
Also please get on cold ones. That'd be a great video.
watch the Dan Murphys one. Sinking piss all day
Welcome to Aussie humour...have you checked out Ozzyman, Isaac Butterfield or Cam Knight's BOTTLO? Humour drier than a cracker & dead funny
Just binged every video on the channel and this comes out. Hell yeah
These just keep getting funnier and funnier and always make my day
"sinkin' some piss"
I love Australian slang, that one was new to me 🤣
Loving the rollies in the top pocket, completes the costume.
This one is the best yet.
I deal with a lot of tradies and this is too true, lol
The monthly legendary Video from the one and only, Nice!
That fucking breakaway glass got me both damn times! "Oh shit!" Had to remind myself, it's only a prop...
... probably. Maybe.
Difference between a brick and a bricklayer, is the brick gets laid.
This is pure gold.
Bar far one of the best ones you have made mate!! Good on yah!
the bloke playing the bricky is a pretty decent actor tbh
Yes the weather part is painfully true 😂
Bricklayers are quite rare nowadays cause everything is made with concrete precast walls.
I love how he is stacking bricks in the wrong orientation.
Another great video
this applies to high rise concrete guys, but in Canada our bricklayers are largely Italian and live in three to five million dollar homes!! big family guys. as a Safety Officer, however, I highly rec. this as a training video anywhere.
Only thing I’d say he forgot to mention was the labourer fresh out of year 10 either making a batch of mud too wet or too dry or just dropping the barra all together
Yeah, there was no bastard yelling.. MUD...BRICK... KNOCK THAT SHIT UP! Every 10 secs!!
i love australian channel, its crazy how u make me laugh so much in just 4 minutes lol
I love it. I'm a heavy commercial HVAC installer. 33 years in the biz. I respect all the trades. All my brothers. We all joke at each other. We ain't perfect. We work hard. We play hard.
OK but the bucket pokie machine will cease all construction in Australia when this gets about
Take a second to think of all the poor brickies who loved this video, but can't express it in the comments because they can't spell 🙏