It's also important to note that when Holly poured the locacaca 3251 on josuke's body it healed his wounds, implying it would also heal his foreskin back. Even if both josefumi and kira were circumcised, by the end of the story gappy got his cap back.
also important: if the locacaca mended ALL of the parts of josefumi and kira together, and they were both uncircumcised, wouldn't that make josuke have two foreskins, making him double uncircumsised?
We desperately need Araki to make an illustration of how the 4 balls look. Is it two rows of two? Or is it one ball on each of the 4 sides? Desperately need this
On Jojolion chapter 22 cover page there is a arrow pointing to josuke's balls and the arrow points to an illustration of four balls in two rows of two which we can assume that it's his balls
I would like to present to you the fact that giorno shaved his chest. I believe that he may have even circumcised himself at an older age just for the vibes just like he shaved his chest.
I think there's just a little bit of difference between shaving your chest and removing your foreskin 💀 (btw I don't remember any JoJo character having hair chest but maybe that's just me)
Why do so many people think that Joseph is American or that Giorno is Italian? It's clearly stated that Joseph was born and raised in England, and only moved to America at the beginning of Part 2. And Giorno’s mom is Japanese.
thats what i am saying, we know that Giorno has not a trace of italian in him, and we know that joseph was born in England (also I thought he only truely moved to America, after part 2, but its been a while)
I disagree with the Giorno not having italian blood in him since Dio Brando is an italian name so that would mean that Dio must at least have some italian blood in him meaning that Giorno has some italian blood in him
I have a theory that stand strength is based on whether or not you were circumcised. This is why Joseph had a weaker stand, and Jonathon never found one to begin with.
@@tsaralexis9459 But the world is Dio’s stand in particular and I would presume that not being circumcised gave his soul the potential for a strong stand which Jonathan couldn’t do because he was circumcised as a child
Joesph wasn't born in the US, he was born in England and moved to the US at 18. So we gotta re-examine the data for him. And Giorno's mom was Japanese, not Italian but that doesn't change the results so it doesn't matter
Two things about Jotaro that you didnt consider 1: His father, Sadao Kujo, was a deadbeat 2: His grandfather was Joseph Joestar, he would have absolutely pushed for Jotaro to be circumcised, much to Holly's dismay
Also, Yasuho notes that the only thing unusual about Josuke's genitals is his 4x4 balls. If he was curcumcised, she would have surely pointed it out as unusual since curcumcision is very rare in Japan.
FYI male circumcision is pretty much as bad as female circumcision, it's just that certain cornflakes inventing brothers were disgusted by male single player mode than female single player mode
Male circumcision has nothing bad... I'm not suffering either, I always thought all man's dick was like this. It's beautiful this way, the foreskin is just disgusting. For female, WE SHOULD NEVER EVER DO THIS PRACTICE ON THEM AGAIN! IT'S HORRIBLE!
boys being chopped their forsekin without anesthesia: boring girls being chopped their labia: OH NOOOO THATS HECKING BAD THEY MUST BE STOPPED IN THIS INSTANT
Very informative video!! I feel like i can look at the ENTIRETY of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure in a whole new light!! Thank you SO VERY MUCH with this video!!
I just love this video so much I just keep coming back to it. It's the peak of his content it makes me smile with his very informative insight. It really makes the JoJo series take an entirely new light. It makes me laugh with the light of a million Stand User's with all the same stand of The Sun!!
Thank you so much for making this video. I was in Need of knowing what jojos where circumcised and who of them weren't since the day the first manga was published . You are a Life saver , a Messiah , i would never thank you enough for making this
5:50 By the time he had Gold Experience his shlonger would have healed already, since there was no open wound he couldn't attach it. Unless he decided to cut his doinker and (Gold) Experience tremendous pain to attach it.
I think that your video is quite insightful and absolutely genius, but I must note that giorno's mother is Japanese, not Italian, and only moved to Italy when she married an Italian man.
I think Suzie and Joseph were more involved in his life when Jotaro was a kid. They may have had him circumcised. But while we dont know anything about Jotaros dad, hes probably in control so probably not.
if part 8 kira was an american sailor and not a japanese one, josuk8 would 100% be circumcised, mostly because josefumi is most certainly circumcised (he's a botanist, well known fact that all botanists are circumcised)
Wild ass video
*Agree tho*
a legend watching a legend damn
yes
MetasMetas
"No, he got that hood"
Common Metas W
Watching you struggle to put the doors on in the build made me die a little
Was bouta say
Well, MC creative aint JoJo - cant just barrage punch everything into working out.
I was about to comment this... JUST PUT THEM ON OPPOSITE SIDES AAAAAA
he got me confused which way to put them
It's also important to note that when Holly poured the locacaca 3251 on josuke's body it healed his wounds, implying it would also heal his foreskin back. Even if both josefumi and kira were circumcised, by the end of the story gappy got his cap back.
I said
the same thing lmao
also important: if the locacaca mended ALL of the parts of josefumi and kira together, and they were both uncircumcised, wouldn't that make josuke have two foreskins, making him double uncircumsised?
@@epic1358 holy shit double uncircumsised
She also says that all his wounds would be replaced with rock making him rock hard forever
Half his foreskin.
did i really watch a 12 minute video about the jojos getting circumcised? yes.
That’s kinda sus dio🤨📸
Tf u doin here dio 😳
no way dio
DIIIIIIIIIIIOOO BURANDU
You marrying Florida women gave that away
I cant stop imagining if Jotaros name was "John Smith" 💀
you're next, john!
dio!!
Bro think he Kyon 😭😭🤦🏾♂️
Would be even worse if it was John kujo
Hey Qhon Smith 😘😘😘
@@DEFFnotWayPointsalsiswear sounds like a bad secret agent flick
Did bro actually use a punnett square to calculate whether a jojo is circumcized or not
NOT THE PUNNET SQUARE
AJAJHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
We desperately need Araki to make an illustration of how the 4 balls look. Is it two rows of two? Or is it one ball on each of the 4 sides? Desperately need this
On Jojolion chapter 22 cover page there is a arrow pointing to josuke's balls and the arrow points to an illustration of four balls in two rows of two which we can assume that it's his balls
@@Revali69 Yasuho also describes it as 2x2
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2x2, he has another ballsack
the manga panel said 2x2 balls. so its 2 rows of 2
According to the video, Dio isn’t circumcised, but DIO is. That explains why DIO radiates a much more sophisticated energy than he did in part 1
He converted to Islam while in Egypt
He was born that way.
He either got it done as a way to have proper etiquette, or he had an accident with pucci.
He has Jonathan's body but since he is a vampire he would have regenerated his foreskin
@@Kaspar502HELP?
Giorno's mom was Japanese btw, it was Giorno's step-dad who was Italian.
Jotaro and Josuke are more Italian than Giorno which is a bit wild
I like how he's just casually building a church while talking about whether these big girthy men are circumcised or not
it is kinda relevant tbh
I would like to present to you the fact that giorno shaved his chest. I believe that he may have even circumcised himself at an older age just for the vibes just like he shaved his chest.
I think there's just a little bit of difference between shaving your chest and removing your foreskin 💀 (btw I don't remember any JoJo character having hair chest but maybe that's just me)
@@warioman4348 there is absolutely no difference.
@@johnhackett8197 💀💀
how do u know he shaved his chest? he only 15 he probably had none
@@johnhackett8197 ☠️
After he built the church I was expecting him to go into 3rd person just to reveal he was pucci
you can see at 1:02 he has a gyro skin
@@timetraveler_from_2012 🤦
I like how bro used the punnett square to solve Josuke's(8) circumcision
Why do so many people think that Joseph is American or that Giorno is Italian? It's clearly stated that Joseph was born and raised in England, and only moved to America at the beginning of Part 2. And Giorno’s mom is Japanese.
thats what i am saying, we know that Giorno has not a trace of italian in him, and we know that joseph was born in England (also I thought he only truely moved to America, after part 2, but its been a while)
I disagree with the Giorno not having italian blood in him since Dio Brando is an italian name so that would mean that Dio must at least have some italian blood in him meaning that Giorno has some italian blood in him
I didn't ask
@@paultheguy3158 Yeah Dio is Italian and British so Giorno has 3 Nationalities (Japanese, Italian, British)
@@RyanElkhodiry That's headcanon, Dio is actually just British according to his profile in the manga.
This is it, this is what Jojos is all about
you just got outsmarted by a door
🫡 respect, i know this video is probably the hardest you’ve made but it is a masterpiece
The what now 🤨
@@chewiedog1 you heard him, the hardest
@@kadyr8451
Ayo dawg, "hardest"
🤨📸
@@kadyr8451it certainly isn't the only thing that's hard
I have a theory that stand strength is based on whether or not you were circumcised. This is why Joseph had a weaker stand, and Jonathon never found one to begin with.
Johnny?
@@2EntireLegs The holy corpse regrew his foreskin. That's why he slowly gets stronger throughout the part
@@tsaralexis9459 But the world is Dio’s stand in particular and I would presume that not being circumcised gave his soul the potential for a strong stand which Jonathan couldn’t do because he was circumcised as a child
@@tsaralexis9459 vampiric regeneration regrew the foreskin. duh. this is basic foreskinology
@@dmitrilockhart6016 But by part 3 Dio had Jonathan's dick. Unless his foreskin regrew due to vampire powers?
Joesph wasn't born in the US, he was born in England and moved to the US at 18. So we gotta re-examine the data for him. And Giorno's mom was Japanese, not Italian but that doesn't change the results so it doesn't matter
Two things about Jotaro that you didnt consider
1: His father, Sadao Kujo, was a deadbeat
2: His grandfather was Joseph Joestar, he would have absolutely pushed for Jotaro to be circumcised, much to Holly's dismay
He wasn't a dead beat he just wasn't present in Jotaro's life
I thought his father was a touring musician, not a deadbeat?
@Your missing father he was their, just not often.
I consider Sadao a deadbeat, if he wasnt than wouldn't we see him in flashbacks, we didn't see the man once
You mean john smith?
I love how he struggles to place doors in the background 😂
Believe or not, but the last piece of the holy corpse was the foreskin
Ain't no way, fr ??
I'm just saying. If funny valentine had the holy foreskin tusk act 4 wouldn't stand a chance
Bro fr, Johnny would maybe stand a chance if he had the tip
Crummchy
The Corpse is Jesus's body, the bible says Jesus was circumcised
I will never have a chance to interview Araki, but if I have, I will definitely ask about this
LMAO I like how the authority you contact to decide if Josuke is circumcised is METAs
Also, Yasuho notes that the only thing unusual about Josuke's genitals is his 4x4 balls. If he was curcumcised, she would have surely pointed it out as unusual since curcumcision is very rare in Japan.
truly inspirational. this says a lot about circumcision. And I also took the time to get absolutely disgusted at female circumcision. thanks
Every day, we stray further from god
FYI male circumcision is pretty much as bad as female circumcision, it's just that certain cornflakes inventing brothers were disgusted by male single player mode than female single player mode
@@Random-bi9bg I think both are pretty bad, but female circumcision is so much worse imo
Male circumcision has nothing bad... I'm not suffering either, I always thought all man's dick was like this. It's beautiful this way, the foreskin is just disgusting. For female, WE SHOULD NEVER EVER DO THIS PRACTICE ON THEM AGAIN! IT'S HORRIBLE!
boys being chopped their forsekin without anesthesia: boring
girls being chopped their labia: OH NOOOO THATS HECKING BAD THEY MUST BE STOPPED IN THIS INSTANT
I love the energy of him trying to place the doors in the right alignment before ultimately giving up
BRUH YOUR TELLING ME YOUR GOING TO UPLOAD THIS BUT NOT THE "If a certain German leader had a stand?"
Well now you just peaked my interest
piqued...🙄
Bro I love how you were building a church in Minecraft, cuz we all need Jesus after this video 💀
Was Jesus circumcised?
@@l0sts0ul89 probably
@@Polengue Uhmm actually jesus was born over 2000 years ago and circumcicsion didnt exist till the 1800s so he wouldnt be circumcised 🤓
@@cheems1506 didnt circumcision was a jewish tradition since Abraham?
First time I've seen a nerd get outsmarted
this will always remain a classic to the channel
“No, He got the hood” - METAs 2023
Today I heard the phrase "foreskin energy" for the first time. Thanks
Very informative video!! I feel like i can look at the ENTIRETY of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure in a whole new light!! Thank you SO VERY MUCH with this video!!
The day Giorno's Hair turned blonde, he circumcised himself.
I like how every time the statement ''Red Blooded American'' always ends with an eagle screaming.
I just love this video so much I just keep coming back to it. It's the peak of his content it makes me smile with his very informative insight. It really makes the JoJo series take an entirely new light. It makes me laugh with the light of a million Stand User's with all the same stand of The Sun!!
Part 8 should have ended with Josuke's four testicles getting torsioned, and he learns to undo it with the power of spin.
I'm gonna be honest I focused more on you struggling to place down a door and it was way more entertaining.
Now we need Jodio
Jodio is a full-born American and in the 2000s circumcision was still very much common. It's not a guarantee but he might be circumcised
most likely
As a circumcised fellow this piqued my interest and I respect the dedication to the video idea
👁️👄👁️ wth
Well I got a manscaped ad
Least homosexual JoJo fan:
Sup fellow Profile pic
Just how is this homosexual? This is just random.
Thank you so much for making this video.
I was in Need of knowing what jojos where circumcised and who of them weren't since the day the first manga was published .
You are a Life saver , a Messiah , i would never thank you enough for making this
At this point this is a normal video idea for chewie
5:50
By the time he had Gold Experience his shlonger would have healed already, since there was no open wound he couldn't attach it. Unless he decided to cut his doinker and (Gold) Experience tremendous pain to attach it.
A question no asked and yet you decided to answer with immense thought and detail...
I respect it.
Very informative and life-changing. 10/10.
I think that your video is quite insightful and absolutely genius, but I must note that giorno's mother is Japanese, not Italian, and only moved to Italy when she married an Italian man.
Watching you try to make the doors work before settling for shitty misaligned ones makes me joyous
good lord.
Ayyyy it's the funny video man
bro this is why the others dont take us seriously 😭😭💀💀
bro struggled with those doors for a good bit
DIO when he gets Jonathan's body but no foreskin
Ahhhhh
Might I say some of your finest work yet.
Jonathan: Circumcised
Joseph: Circumcised
Jotaro: Uncircumcised
Josuke: Uncircumcised
Giorno: Uncircumcised
Johnny: Circumcised
Josuke: Uncircumcised
Jodio: Circumcised
I reset my thing three times and I was like “yo, third one I watch the first thing” this was the first one
Yo I’m done with this shit
It’s wild how good the logic was.
I loved seeing the door struggle
Someone should ask Araki so we know about the canon and non-canon circumcisions
Talked about the skin status of fictional characters while speed building a church in minecraft
The Red Dead music kicking in ties the video together so well
“Josuke got that hood”💀💀💀
Joseph was born in Britain and didn’t come to America until he was 19.
*"I don't need sleep, I need answers"*
I sat down at 12pm and decided that I needed this information in my life. Thank you so much.
giorno is so lucky he can get as many circumcisions as he wants
“Does this man radiate FORESKIN ENERGY to you?” - Chewiedog
"If Giorno was circumcised he could use Golden Experience to uncircumcise himself" Never have I thought that I would ever hear that sentence spoken.
Me in 2015: we'll have flying phone in 2023
2023:
I always knew Jonathan was cut and Dio, Speedwagon and Will are all definitely hooded.
Excellent content but watching the man struggle with those Minecraft doors was excruciating
Jodio ain’t letting no one touch his balls(or dragona’s)
Dragona getting the best bottom surgery in the GAMEEEEE 🔥
everyone being circumcised is canon as long as diavolo dies
finally a good jojo theory video
I think Suzie and Joseph were more involved in his life when Jotaro was a kid. They may have had him circumcised. But while we dont know anything about Jotaros dad, hes probably in control so probably not.
Bruh this video is unironicly good
This is the most important piece of media I’ve ever needed, thank you
Truly a certified hood classic
I personally just came here to say "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" At the idea of Joshep being circumsised, that´s it thank you
i love this man
the type of content jjba fans resort to after 20 years of no steel ball run animation
if part 8 kira was an american sailor and not a japanese one, josuk8 would 100% be circumcised, mostly because josefumi is most certainly circumcised (he's a botanist, well known fact that all botanists are circumcised)
of course this is the video that gets uploaded on my birthday
how could you circumcision analysis jojo!
thank you for this information. ill be using this in the future for my interviews.
I completed the Jojo bingo when the video was your newest video!
I’m ngl I was having a mental breakdown (BREAKDOWN) and then I watched this and now I am oddly informed and feeling better.
Why the hell are we trying to answer this question, I thought trying to understand gravity in my little pony was useless.
Watching chewiedog fuck up a Minecraft double door is way too funny
0:55 I knew Dio was superior all along
“Yeah recommend that he’ll watch anything that’s about Jojo’s”
If josuke8 could obtain 2×2 golf balls then he could probably have a bigger peel for his banana, which would mean he would be uncircumcised²
'why was this on my recommend!!'
vs
'Your build sucks ass. Quit Minecraft forever.'
well this notification blindsided me
I saw this on my recommended and burst out in laughter
You did it, you saved youtube
man fr struggled with that door
dude really just added a spoiler warning for telling us a character has 4 balls
when i got to the end i was expecting him to say "if you've gotten to the end of this video, whats wrong with you?"