JoJo’s Stands I Could Beat in a Fight
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 16 พ.ย. 2022
- I tier listed EVERY SINGLE JOJO'S CHARACTER to see who I could actually beat in a fight... (this entire video is copium)
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Hi Willy! Van you force Jack to react to Jojo without any content? I think that’s pretty good video idea.
Van* > Can
You do realize that you get clapped by almost all of these because you can't see them, right?
height has absolutely nothing to do with strength.
Bro thinks he stands a chance against Jolyne ☠️
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she literally got her fucking HEART turned inside out and still got a lot of good hits on pucci
bro could 1v1 fist fight with cmoon💀💀
@@cherrybomber1447 i talked abt jolyne btw
She literally threw hands with a prison guard that was buff af
The saddest part is realistically he's beating 0 of these characters ;-;
except oingo
@@idkwhate yeah but even in a fight to the death. Oingo will eventually get the final laugh.
@@idkwhate oingo has the body of a body builder there’s no way he’s losing
my jojo knowledge is shit i was talking about boingo and thoth💀💀💀💀💀💀
@@idkwhate I meant boingo too cuz eventually whoever boingo is fighting will die
Alternative title: Willy overrates himself for 9 minutes 20 seconds
Edit: that’s an edit
Amazing how he thinks he can fight all these INVISIBLE stands
@@matthewpopow6647 what if he’s actually a stand and the stand user is using him as an extra source of income
@@Mr.Manbat then he would be one of the best utility stands ever
Im just think normal human can only beat tonio because its support stand
even if he can see them, he undermined half of the stands poweres aand forgor that some of the stands that have "useless abilities" are humanoid stands that can litearlly defelct bullets with pure speed. But the video is a shit taake and he admitted to copium anyways.
the ridiculous confidence is killing me 💀
IKR!!! It's absurd 💀
@@hesdek8512 His stand needs confidence to be op
half these people would kill you regardless of a stand just using raw strength. also for all of the women like jolyne your not gonna win because were talking a stand battle and jolyne can literally punch meteorites
Jolyne wins against a guy who has stand and a biceps with the size of his head, I don't know how he thinks he could possibly wins against her
Anyone can punch a meteorite. They would just take tons of injuries. That’s what happened to Jolyne. Btw don’t go thinking that I think he can stand a chance in hell to beat her, I’m just saying taking major injuries from meteorites isn’t much of a feat
@@Epic_monculus the thing is that almost any normal human would get knocked out if someone of that sized kicked their head, and Jolyne got two kicks on the head and was able to keep fighting
@@Epic_monculus Not really, meteorites are real fast, you can't just catch one. I think the feat here isn't Jolyne punching the meteorite and getting injured from it but the fact that she was able to completely redirect it to Westwood. If you were to punch a meteorite, it'd go straight through your hand. That thing while it gave damaged still bounced off Stone Free's fist. To punch a meteorite and make it change course takes crazy strength.
It’s funny that they mention it and he still makes an argument💀
You keep forgetting that even if they don’t own a stand, they are still extremely buff, you ain’t winning against kakyoin, not even a chance
Also again it’s destructive energy if that hits you your gonna shredded and don’t froget the possesion ability and it’s tendrils that can slice you up.
even most part 3 stand users are boned in dios situation. like even jotaro(without timestop) is just fucked. theres nothing you can really do in that situation.
@@cultofmel True and if you somehow survive the first the second will finish you off or you could just get stabbed by the tendrils.
I don’t think most can even land a solid hit on Hierophant green unless Kakyoin is using the main body for distraction. The stand can unravel and move freely like a snake, it’d be like trying to punch a goose in the neck, it’s just too small and mobile a target. And that’s not taking into account Kakyoin’s own strength and more importantly, his strategic ability.(and the part where the guy happens to be absolutely ruthless in a fight)
@@abaldrabbit I wish he was utilized more in fights since he had if I remember correctly only two major fights (not sure if you could call darby younger a fight)
Also the cat stand can literally create force fields that couldn't be broken by crazy diamond
Why would you fight it, befriend the cat
A text book was enough to shield it so he'll be ok if he's smart
Mean kitty flower
Fighting abbachio would be like fighting two big and strong guys but one of them is invisible
Abbachio is the physically strongest member of Bruno’s team he would kick the rest of their asses without Stands in play
@@23373 huh💀
Also, Abbachio had police training
mista will win no stand casue he has a *GUN*
@@milkchoco_user i.... You know what you are right, the gun isn't a part of his stand tho he just wins because of his crop top sweater
I don't think any human can beat the superfly user he has godly parkour skills and has superhuman levels of strength and speed
Funny part is he gets beat by every character except death 13
@@BionicleLegoEnjoyer i would say he still beats the cat plant
@@jabdroid197 Even Kira couldn't against it 🤣
I’m taking superfly and goku down with me
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He is really underrating these stands
Wym underrating a stand
@@rebleed2424 bro thinks he got a chance of beating echoes act 3 who fucking CONTROLS GRAVITY AND CAN JUST MAKE YOU NOT BE ABLE TO MOVE, YOU ARE SQUISHED, DONE, SPLATTERED
bro rly thinks he can win against Hierophant Green
@@bigpoggers6507 it doesnt control gravity it just makes things heavier
@@CautaroXIVthats legit what controlling gravity is
If unarmed I think you might be able to take Tonio. However, in his episode he throws a knife next to Josuke's head as a warning shot and with that type of precision I wouldn't take any chances with him if he was actually trying to kill me
also how is akira in "they're favoured"? He's basically as fast as crazy diamond even when not at full power
You also forget the proscuitto is fast enough to nearly keep up with sticky fingers, so even if you're fine against the aging it's still basically the same as fighting bucciarati
I mean bucciratti was partially aged in the fight, doesn’t matter though because Willy would have to literally fight a gangster
That moment you realize that nearly all the characters could win _without_ the friggin stands
Emerald Splash was used the most against characters who were strong enough to block it, I wish he got to use it more
Kakyoin could control you with hierophant
Problem with that is he needs an oriphice to enter, so he gotta crawl up his ass
Kakyoin can literally go machine gun on him
Kayoin would clap his ass without a stand lol
In kakyoins defense, he mostly only used emerald splash on stands that severely outclass him in strength and/or speed
Nevermind you lost to most of them,you cant see the stands tho ☠️
another thing with abbacchio is that his stand still takes a humanoid stand, so along with his height advantage he has automatic backup in a stand that can potentially deflect bullets and is baasically him with 5x speed, power and range.
I think Moody Blues is only as strong as Abbacchio but that's still two very fit ex cop members of the Mafia. Also unless you are trained in martial arts, have at least a decent amount of combat experience or are built like Jotaro you are most likely getting your ass handed to you by Abbacchio alone.
@@RyugaruSenbi yep.
What do you mean "Whitesnake? Maybe"? He slaps your face one time and you completely lost
Nobody will beat toyohiro. Tbh his stand isn't worthless at all. He knows his environment perfectly well and he has the agility, whilst everyone else would go inside the tower and he could just flee immediately. And when that happens you're done.
Insane how everyone forgets of the few times the emerald splash hit it instantly annihilated its target (exceptions being two of the characters with the strongest stands physically in the entire series, Jotaro & DIO)
You can't kill any of them. You can't touch a stand. The stand touches you
That doesnt make any sense. People can touch stands, but only while theyre solid. The idea that something is semi solid is dumb.
@@mmfreshmeat2860 most stands are intangible to non-stand users tho.
@gajendrasinghchouhan7877 i dont remember a lot about this topic anymore, but the thing is that you can touch stands but cant hurt them.
@@mmfreshmeat2860 no, non-stand users literally can't touch a stand that doesn't touches them.
To be clear the C Stat in a stand is comparable to a human capacity. Like C strength means human-like strength, but B can already bend steel, and a B in speed means over 30 km/h, well the rest comes by... also the colony stands have great defensive capabilities and have more radius than what you think
silver chariot has c but can throw polnareff like 100 feet in the air
@@ceooftaxfraud8974 Ye also that
@@star-universe-requiem7954 because araki forgot to make the stand stats make sense, he forgot
It’s not strength it’s power
@@ceooftaxfraud8974Stand stats are very inconsistent so they aren’t very reliable
can someone tell me if this is a satire or not cause the only person from this list who can be defeated by a normal human being is Mariah, Oingo and baby stand user. anyone else is winning with no-low difficulty even if you're built like a mike Tyson.
8:49 No. Weather report creates weather conditions. Not the poisonous frogs.
In the scene where these frogs were, they were just living around the prison and WR created a tornado, which brought them all up.
Even worse, you really want to get struck by fucking lightning while on fire, while on a tornado?
@@superfox8519 nah
@@superfox8519 while being a snail
But you can't see them so won't you lose by default
Oh my god I literally never thought of this LMFAOOOOO
@@WillyNordwrench bruh moment 💀
5:35 nah that's an instant L💀💀
Mariah is a professional assassin, I don’t think you’re going to win against her, even without her stand.
funny how joseph went from pulling out tommy guns in part 2 to still being an absolute menace in part 3 and then looking like hes always on the verge of a cardiac arrest in part 4
tbh would not be surprised if he died of a cardiac arrest
@@therandomperson-lc3xsstill alive in Pt6, just slightly dumber araki said.
Emerald Splash broke a clock face. If you get hit by any of those emeralds, your bones are getting broken into more pieces than Sorbet
I like how realisticly they all go in the you're getting clapped exept pre-hamon Jonathan and even that's debatable.
I love how willy made different categories. Bro every stand user would absolutly clap any normal person. Because normale can't see the stand or have any super natural ability
Let's be real here, only fights he has a chance winning are against Oingo and death 13. And if being the one to murder your opponent before he murders you counts as a win then notorious big fight will be possible too
Other Darby brother m a y b e
He's losing to oingo because, Oingo is JACKED
Hes gonna get absolutely destroyed by Hierophant Green
Yes stength is buff human and hes not so ye
8:07 counterpoint, she’s a Joestar and another counterpoint, she defeated Vivano Westwood even with Survivor enhancing his strength (to be fair she was also enhanced by Survivor’s ability but still)
9:04 Whitesnake has a gun and he just use his acid trip to make you think you’ve won while slowly dying
Whitesnake doesn't just have a gun, he took it off of the dude in the courtyard
@@enchantmenttable7711 yeah but at the very least dude has some experience with it, sort of, I think
“I’m seeing how many I can beat in a fistfight” none cause as far as I’m aware you don’t have a stand
He is garanteed to lose against all the stands besides the ones that don't have a physical form or have conditions to activate
Bro things that he could beat Stray cat who almost killed the main villian☠️
The truth is that 99% of stand users are kicking the shit out of any none stand user(tho stands like cheap trick,survivor and pearl jam do exist)
He’s still getting beat up with Survivor if there is someone else nearby
4:32 I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING AFTER THAT IM SORRY SHIGECHI
Emerald splash = spread-fire machine gun that can blast apart a clock tower even when stand is dying.
But then again, Willy can just pull a Dio and deflect those silly green rocks.
Yeah, definitely
bro even phisically weak stands are 40 times stronger than human power like moody blues can slay the brain outta you
MB is on par with his user, and Abbacchio possibly being stronger than GER scares me
I seriously think Tonio, Mannish Boy, younger D'arby, and the guy with Khnum are the only characters that would lose a fight. Other than that, even the strongest actual person alive is pretty much demolished by everyone else here
The fact he put superfly in "no doubt i will win" is crazy, the user can fuckin' manipulate the tower and also trap the person to die, plus if he punches the tower it'll reflect the damage back. The amount of cope is crazy
6:17 abbachio does not need a stand to shatter your jaw, willy
Alt title: 5’9 man copes hard
Joseph would destroy you, I mean he took an officer Just with his hands
He defeated 3 gods lol
This man was lying through his ass for 9 and a half minutes straight.
Bro forgot, normal humans can't see stands and only stands can hurt other stands
I love how you can tell he's never actually seen the series and is only going off what he knows from memes and shit
A big distinction here is if he knows he is in a stand battle and another part of it if he can see the stands
Yes I am definitely beating a 6,3 200 pound giant who has the power to beat you up with an invisible power
such an underrated youtuber, the pacing, editing and overall vibe is just on spot!
My guy literaly said he would absolutely win against fucking superfly, harvest and stray cat and is favoured against imposible to be favoured against stands.
@@lecanaimapato9178 i wrote this comment before watching this video, besides the bullshit statements the video is great
@@endisendis123 xd
@@endisendis123the only fight I see him winning is with holly, death 13 if he already knows about it, tonio and that’s basically part three
Oops tonio is part 4
WillyNordwrench: emerald splash is a dog shit ability
viewer: its an unblockable attack
jotaro: ....
Bro’s confident 💀
love how in every one of these types of video the youtuber gives themself way too much credit
This is half of the jojo stands💀
Part 2? 🧐
@@WillyNordwrench yes!
@@WillyNordwrenchI’m sorry but you should know that fighting most of these characters you will lose
Hi Willy, this is my chance to tell you. I love your videos and watch almost every new you lay out! Keep up the good work.
Thank you man I love these comments so much :) appreciate you being here
@@WillyNordwrench you replied!! all hail the holy WillyNordWench
He would have a chance to fight against Notorious B.I.G‘s stand user … just make sure he doesn‘t die
'Yes im favored vs a dog who can make giant and perfect replicas of anything out of sand and who can suffocate me easily
I've seen your videos here and there, and it astounds me you don't have more subs despite how well you narrate, edit, and the creativity of the video concepts. You deserve way more, so I felt compelled to finally sub.
Thank you man I'm glad you like the vids :) means the world!!
@@WillyNordwrench you did lot of caps but great chanel
Emerald Splash could literally 2-3 shot Jotaro
@Star-Universe-Requiem wasnt easy for Jotaro though
@Star-Universe-Requiem but then time stop
Most if not all stand users that can punch, you lose. It's an invisible person, that you can't touch, beating you up. Also, some people in the "I'm Favored" tier should be thought through. Metallica makes a razor in your throat. Abbachio was an ex cop and could square up. Grateful Dead just ages you until you can't fight back. etc.
I subscribe because the jojo contents has been fun.
the only real tiers is "they're favored"
and "i'm getting clapper"
Yo willy where do you read the manga for part 7? I cant find it in english :(
"jojo stands i could never beat in a fight" ALL OF THEM Im not worthy enough to get one...
bro is def putting to much trust in himself
He forgot that he can't see stands and it change a lot of things 💀
I know this is a joke vid but oh my god you are so dead to basically everyone except maybe cheap trick but even then if you see their back you take cheap trick
This is me at absolute maximum copium
Did he really just put Metallica in I’m favored 💀
Bro thinks losing all of his iron wouldn't be bad
1:17 Oh if you only you knew about Hierophant Green's tendrils and his body possession. One entrance to your ears, mouth or nose and you're done for. XD
This man overdosed with copium the entire video
That Iron deficient crack broke me
If he take out all the iron in you, you can breath but can’t take oxygen
bro think he will be able to face heaven's door
Yo my man did another jojo video
3:16 sounds exactly like josuke
Bra Aramis really be out here killing invisible zombies and you think you're going to kill her
also the stand arrow was barely able to break the skin of the alien so what you think your fist are gonna do?
"emerald splash is a trash ability"
*breaks a clock with 12 emeralds
You don't win against stray cat when you have a bubble in your heart
Yeah but the chef is in like peak physical performance because of his stand.
Haven't watched yet but the thumbnail... Shiegechi would destroy you bro.
Hey should redo this video on what are the chances of him winning with a random stand, like if he was told he’d get a random stand and fighting this character how confident would he be tier
You can't hit stray cat it will just make an air bubble making nothing happen to it
I'd say there's another ending to some of those fights: the Stand user flees. For example, Koichi with Act 1 would be able to easily distract him, and Toyohiro would simply leave him in Superfly's tower
Calling them “weirdest” is a severe understatement
Cuz they’re rather…bizarre
“I literally only take 8 dubs out of like 100 characters” one of them is a plant and the other is a baby 💀💀
Abbachio makes moody blues turn into mike tyson and fights you with it.
He:emerald splash is shitty me:your not a vampire with the punches of light now can you?
Ah, if only I had this much blind confidence in myself. Then I'd get more shot done. Then again, I'd also get myself more likely injured or killed as exemplified by this man.
Rohan can literally just open your pages and write "I lose" in them and you instantly lose, or he can open his own pages and write "I win"
I am a new fan of you 🔥🔥🔥
About the stand emperor And other similar stands if you run out them trying to punch them you die because their stand is a gun but if you just so happen to get the drop on them, you win because they’re digging a shoot you in the face when you’re choking them
Joseph will toy this man without even using hermit purple
When he tried to say heavens door I hear avenger more!💀😂
He didn't spawn frogs, the wind picked them up
The only creator I know that pronounces diavolo correctly 💯💯💯
I think you grossly overestimate your abilities.