As soon as OP said they were calling the cops I said _please be black_ & nearly lost my shit dying laughing when she said they indeed were. I wish people weren’t so nasty!
Yeah I was like less Han 13 year old my brother is in his truck going like 5 over the speed limit which was 40 a cop said he was going 80 miles per hour and took a picture of his face this was when my sister had a baby I’m an uncle I’m usually The Who makes him laugh
@@ReigoVassal That show is so full of moments that are pure gold. I love the bit in the "Stop Snitching" episode where all the people are like "Why won't he talk to the police? I LOOOOOOOOVE talking to the police!" I fucking die laughing every time I watch it, it's so perfect because I know so many people like that.
Heh. I get that sometimes at work, at an internal help desk for a company with primarily older rural men as employees. I do my best to ignore it and push through-- if I transferred them they'd likely get another woman anyway, making another employee's day worse anyway. I'm just thankful that both our project manager (who is a thirty year veteran who will gladly cuss out an employee over the phone for giving us crap) and our night-time manager (a no-nonsense, powerful personality and won't take that kind of crap from anyone) have our backs, so I know I can always escalate it.
I've been in that store multiple times - used to be a student at CSU, actually put in an application to work with that same crew. 2008, would have been lucky to find a job at McDonalds at the time. Nicest people on the planet there.
Regarding the last story: It still baffles me that people like this still exist. I'm not talking about racists in general, just the stupid racists who can't keep their mouths shut. In what universe or facet of reality did he think he was going to get away with all of that, especially when the police got involved. I swear, the hills people choose to die on. SMH
I considered it might be fake, but still fun to hear. However, as far as not keeping his mouth shut, I think we’ve all seen enough lately to know that people like Joe do in fact exist. Honestly, the main red flag to me that the story is fake is that Joe owned a computer.
That last story made me laugh like crazy. He screamed at a black guy, detained by black security, and then arrested by 2 black officers, all while spewing racist shit. Serves you right Bigoted Joe. Also, nice Cotton Eye Joe reference
Kyle Cocciante I like to imagine that when he was taken to jail, the other officers, warden, and his cellmate also ended up being black. With the warden being a black woman to up the situation.
That last story is clearly fake. I know there's a good chance that a lot of these or even most of them aren't true but the last one the guy was essentially a cartoon character. I've met lots of racist people in my life and none of them are that blatant about it. Now maybe I'm wrong and this super over-the-top story actually happened but I doubt it.
@@bigkmoviesandgames if there are people that are so racist that they lynch people in the streets for the color of their skin, bigoted joe should not be the type of racist that you should think is absurd
@@BeefMeisterSupreme I'm not saying extremely racist and hateful people don't exist but no one is that open about it and the last real lynching was 40 years ago. That is still terrible but it's not something that happens now. Of course people as terrible as him exist but as I've stated they hide what they are to the general public.
“If it hadn’t been for Bigoted Joe The tower’d’ve been fixed a long time ago Where did you come from? Where did you go? Where did you come from Bigoted Joe?” But can we take a moment and look at the irony of OP saying the dude was wearing a confederate hat but not to judge a book by its cover, yet this book turned out to be as horrible as we thought it would be?
Sometimes you get these people that genuinely and wholeheartedly believe that "it wasn't about slavery it was about state rights" or just see the confederate flag as a symbol of the south and are just really ignorant of the true implications, but are otherwise genuinely nice and well-meaning. It happens, and is that reason why you let people ar least open their mouth before passing judgement.
He was wearing a cutoff shirt, confederate hat, and had a mullet. As someone who grew up in that environment, I could have told you from the beginning that he was a bigot and a sexist. I heard the words he was using a million times a day. And me being a woman, the only things about me that mattered are between my legs and on my chest. It's why I left and never looked back.
The last one cracked me up. At the same time, it is also horrid that Joe was so locked into his racist mindset, it turned him into a raging lunatic. But the black cops were hilarious.^^
The joe story just keeps getting better and better. I went from eye rolling, to feeling sick, to laughing my ass off at the security also being black, then the police officers were black and I just died lmao Side note; I bet Joe complains about black people not having jobs and being lazy even though he freaks out when he sees a black worker
If I had heard that, “women know nothing about computers” bit, I would have said, “Ah, that’s why you took your computer in to get fixed? Because you’re a woman?”
Don't ever underestimate a women in what is a "men's job," if they are there it is more then likely they are skilled in that area and the fact they got in on a "male dominant" business is proof of that.
@@pyro014 I wasn't directly commenting on the video, I was replying to a comment that implied racism/sexism isn't acceptable in this current century. So I made a valid rebuttal that given we just willingly elected a racist/sexist to office, it's not really unacceptable. It's not really a political statement, just an observation on how many people find racism acceptable.
I’m from Alabama, and let me tell you the stuff Joe did in the last post makes me sick. Like seriously man, their people. You’re a person their a person. It’s not that hard to be nice and respectful to everyone.
Last story. Wow. I could not stop laughing once OP described Mike. You just knew where this would end up and yes, good on the dispatcher for sending the correct officers to deal with things and take the trash out. That was great!
@@stickiedmin6508 these people don't exist. The few that actually still feel like this are not vocal. Cops don't just show up and arrest for a disturbance like that. Building manager has to ask person to leave first. Then if they won't cops can get involved but they will not arrest anyone before trying to get then to leave voluntarily. This story is made up big bad whitey karma bait. Hating whitey and making up racist bs stories is top teir reddit karma/Twitter likes bait
@@sadserenity573 It's from an old song. I think it was even in some old cartoon but for the life of me I can't remember which one. (Think: square dance music). Where did you come from? Where did you go? Where did you come from, Cotton Eye Joe?
At 1:12 I got an ad. This is what I heard: “she says something to the effect of... ‘It’s not not always easy to drink enough of what I should. That’s why I drink ensure, with all the vitamins and minerals.’” I’m shook
The Last Story just made me remember something that happened when I was 18. I was a hostess at one of America's favorite bar and grills. I am a white girl and one of the white waitresses walked up to me and in a very snotty tone told me not to set any black people in her section. She didn't ask she demanded. The next three groups of people that came through my door just happened to be black. And they all showed up at the same time. I was on the verge of running out of my job because of what I had just witnessed with this waitress. I talked to all three of the families before I sat them. I let them know what was going on because they can see I was upset when they came in. And then I got a very malicious idea in my head. I asked them if I could triple seat them in her section. And they all agreed. So I triple set her with three black families. That woman look like she wanted to tear my face off. She was in such a nasty mood and had so much to do that of course the manager had to be called. He came and talked to me because the waitress complained about me and when I explained to him what I did and that I had the families in on it he patted me on the back. And the best thing was all three families got their meals for free that day! With me being only 18 that was one of the most racist things I had ever witnessed in my life. I was so glad I was able to combat it in a legal way.
In the last story, I WISHED that a smart phone existed back then to record that amazing moment. Joe must've been so happy that twitter wasn't a thing back then lol.
What about when you see embarrassed. Do you think about pregnant women? Yo soy embarazada? Sidenote: I'm not pregnant, I just can't remember the correct verbs from 10th grade Spanish. Ella es embarazada?
My mom worked at a public library in Alabama in the 70's. And one of the patrons was so rabidly racist that they basically had to hide their one black staff member whenever they saw him coming. She has some quite interesting stories from that library. Like the guy who would take his books to the front desk to check them out in a galvanized bucket that he would slam down on the counter. Or the guy with so many overdue books that, instead of negotiating a reduced late fee (which they gladly would have done to get them all back), he buried them in his back yard. I think the cops discovered the missing books...
"...when i tried to explain to my boss that I was just taking my lunch break, he said something to the effect of HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT THAT 2021 WOULD BE- *skips ad*"
That last one made me especially entertained because I fit all the criteria that he would hate (I'm a black, bisexual, woman who has an on-campus IT job and is doing a game design major with a computer science minor; last semester too lol)
Hey, awesome major and minor! Seriously, though, good luck! I hope you can do everything you aspire to and more. Kick ass, take names, and design amazing games.
I'm sorry, but I couldn't help but BURST with laughter at this last one! I don't know if it was coincidence or on purpose, but the fact that the officers showed up being a different skin tone (I'm sorry, I'm just not racist so I can't say it!) made him foam at the mouth is priceless!
5 min before appointment is canceled? so your appointment potentially could get canceled if somebody is standing in line in front of you even though you were there on time.
God that last story was beautiful. Almost shed a tear of how perfect it was that the supervisor, entire security team, AND both cops were black. That is just too good
That Bigoted Joe story was entertaining from beginning to end! I was laughing my butt off as soon as the Manager, Security and even the Cops are all black men...so precious!
When that dude said he had an idea on how to get his fingers printed. I thought oh shoot he is gonna get arrested for a misdemeanor or something just to get it finished.
I clapped along with the “where did you come from where did you go? Where did you come from Bigoted Joe?” My mom and I got a good laugh out of that story and I actually was in the middle of flossing my teeth when I decided my mom *had* to hear this and just sat there listening with the strong of floss dangling from my mouth! (I just got braces which is why I didn’t just take it out because I was literally in the middle of flossing that tooth and I was *not* going to try to thread it through again)
Okay the last one is too crazy to be real, how can a man like that even live in nowadays society? If he would lose his freaking mind just by seeing a black man then how come he wasn’t arrested sooner?
The Joe story reminds me of my last job. I worked in a government call centre. There was a rude customer who didn't want to speak to women. (My co-worker was a sweet young lady.) He demanded to speak to a man. She put our boss on. Our boss is a sassy as hell woman who takes no sh**. The customer hung up.
In my state, it's actually illegal to not take your lunch break by the 6 hour mark. So not taking lunch and leaving early is out of compliance with the law.
I was managing the Maintenance Department at a small military base when I saw a work order requesting a hole big enough to run 50 copper wire pairs from a server on one side of a steel-reinforced cast concrete wall to the room on the other side, which was going to be a computer lab. I planned to strap a massive drill to one fork of a forklift, mount a 6 inch hollow core diamond bit with used water to cool it and flush the stuff being cut out, and drive the forklift into the building to access the wall and support the drill. The IT folks said the server could not be turned off nor moved. I said we could just destroy it in place! They objected. Then I found the IT folks could run fiber through an existing small hole and convert to copper on the other side. Sometimes you just need to offer an unacceptable alternative and let management decide.
That last story bruh. I just imagine this guy was having a panic attack being "ambushed" from all sides by black people and then 2 black cops show up. For a racist that must be like a fever dream. I swear i could hear a laugh track in the background.
Awe, Columbus Georgia, ain't never a dry moment in the shopping centers around here... All kinds of excitment and entertainment to be had outside most military bases, but Ft Benning and Columbus Georgia certainly do take the cake. Can't wait until it's time to move again.
The one from U/TheMCP reminds me of a job I had where we were a tiny IT team of maybe 8 people (including the server admins) for a large company. One region went passed IT to create their own program (More so, they bought a really cheap program and edited it to their liking). Which without documentation on how the program works or even access to the code, we had no way of getting around to figuring out how the thing worked. Mind you, due to the small size of the IT support in the company, all management was made to know that if they bring something into the network without IT's permission, we will NOT support it. We can't make you not use it, but you're on your own, basically. A group in the northeast did something REALLY similar to this story. It was on one stupid laptop and if that laptop turned off, "the program" stopped working. Now each region had their own expenses. When they last person who knew how to access the stupid program left the company, IT suggested just leaving it online in their building's server room to let it do it's thing and buying the next employee a new laptop to start fresh. To MuCh MoNeY. Bless they poor bastards who got that laptop. It was a nightmare every time. Bonus info? The "program" was an addon to the old user's email that automatically printed emails with a certain title. It saved the people using the program maybe 2 clicks. It might seem Callous that IT took a hands-off approach, yea, but when you have hundreds of thousands of people in a company all deciding they want to do something "their own way" it gets impossible to learn every detail of every buggy piece of crap brought in by some manager thinking they did something AMAAAZING for productivity.
As soon as OP said they were calling the cops I said _please be black_ & nearly lost my shit dying laughing when she said they indeed were. I wish people weren’t so nasty!
Maybe the dispatcher was like "oh yes I shall send two of our police officers who happen to be black to the scene" once they heard about the tirade.
Well course they would be black, it makes the story sound better so that's what they came up with. Whatever it takes for the karma
The only way that could've got better was if the police officers were also women. XD
@@Samqdf the story seems fake to me
Yeah I was like less Han 13 year old my brother is in his truck going like 5 over the speed limit which was 40 a cop said he was going 80 miles per hour and took a picture of his face this was when my sister had a baby I’m an uncle I’m usually The Who makes him laugh
Worker: *is black*
White guy: and i took that personally
Black guy: you *b-word.
White guy: what did you just call me...oh wait, I'm white.
One of my favorite joke from boondocks
And the funniest thing is that the "and I took that personally" guy is also black.
yes. this comment summarizes the whole story.
@@gramgram2716 You don't know who michael jordan is? lol
@@ReigoVassal That show is so full of moments that are pure gold. I love the bit in the "Stop Snitching" episode where all the people are like "Why won't he talk to the police? I LOOOOOOOOVE talking to the police!"
I fucking die laughing every time I watch it, it's so perfect because I know so many people like that.
Bigoted Man: "Women can't know about computers! Now get me someone who knows about computers!"
Me, a professional: "Yes, ma'am!"
I see what you did there! lmao
XD
... Took me too long to get this.
"You don't know anything about computers; you're a woman!"
And you only know enough to break it, Joe, which admittedly isn't much.
Heh. I get that sometimes at work, at an internal help desk for a company with primarily older rural men as employees. I do my best to ignore it and push through-- if I transferred them they'd likely get another woman anyway, making another employee's day worse anyway. I'm just thankful that both our project manager (who is a thirty year veteran who will gladly cuss out an employee over the phone for giving us crap) and our night-time manager (a no-nonsense, powerful personality and won't take that kind of crap from anyone) have our backs, so I know I can always escalate it.
(Hidden Figures starting movie theme plays in background)
I've been in that store multiple times - used to be a student at CSU, actually put in an application to work with that same crew. 2008, would have been lucky to find a job at McDonalds at the time. Nicest people on the planet there.
I live in this area and I am embarrassed by my fellow Alabamians. 🤦🏻♀️
Breaking stuff is like the most simple thing to do. Unless it's a Nokia 3310.
Regarding the last story:
It still baffles me that people like this still exist. I'm not talking about racists in general, just the stupid racists who can't keep their mouths shut. In what universe or facet of reality did he think he was going to get away with all of that, especially when the police got involved. I swear, the hills people choose to die on. SMH
The last one seems pretty fake I doubt it happened.
Dude last story is totally fake karma bait
I considered it might be fake, but still fun to hear. However, as far as not keeping his mouth shut, I think we’ve all seen enough lately to know that people like Joe do in fact exist. Honestly, the main red flag to me that the story is fake is that Joe owned a computer.
@@BeeWhistler But even racists can have a computer. Just look at how effective QANON was.
Some liberals are pretty good with computers, but think that lots of black people aren't smart enough to get an ID. That is VERY racist.
"Manglement" sounds pretty accurate for how bad management mangled that situation...
YES!!! I love that new word. Much more accurate for most companies. LOL
Yeah, pretty sure that wasn't a typo, and rSlash just overlooked it. Too bad. I would've loved to him him chuckle about that one.
That last story made me laugh like crazy. He screamed at a black guy, detained by black security, and then arrested by 2 black officers, all while spewing racist shit. Serves you right Bigoted Joe. Also, nice Cotton Eye Joe reference
Kyle Cocciante
I like to imagine that when he was taken to jail, the other officers, warden, and his cellmate also ended up being black. With the warden being a black woman to up the situation.
That last story is clearly fake. I know there's a good chance that a lot of these or even most of them aren't true but the last one the guy was essentially a cartoon character. I've met lots of racist people in my life and none of them are that blatant about it. Now maybe I'm wrong and this super over-the-top story actually happened but I doubt it.
@@bigkmoviesandgames I guess we will never truly know the answer
@@bigkmoviesandgames if there are people that are so racist that they lynch people in the streets for the color of their skin, bigoted joe should not be the type of racist that you should think is absurd
@@BeefMeisterSupreme
I'm not saying extremely racist and hateful people don't exist but no one is that open about it and the last real lynching was 40 years ago. That is still terrible but it's not something that happens now. Of course people as terrible as him exist but as I've stated they hide what they are to the general public.
“If it hadn’t been for Bigoted Joe
The tower’d’ve been fixed a long time ago
Where did you come from?
Where did you go?
Where did you come from Bigoted Joe?”
But can we take a moment and look at the irony of OP saying the dude was wearing a confederate hat but not to judge a book by its cover, yet this book turned out to be as horrible as we thought it would be?
Sometimes you get these people that genuinely and wholeheartedly believe that "it wasn't about slavery it was about state rights" or just see the confederate flag as a symbol of the south and are just really ignorant of the true implications, but are otherwise genuinely nice and well-meaning. It happens, and is that reason why you let people ar least open their mouth before passing judgement.
@DYLAN ADAMS same
Looks like he saw the table of contents of this book
He was wearing a cutoff shirt, confederate hat, and had a mullet. As someone who grew up in that environment, I could have told you from the beginning that he was a bigot and a sexist. I heard the words he was using a million times a day. And me being a woman, the only things about me that mattered are between my legs and on my chest.
It's why I left and never looked back.
@Humanoid25 Technically not confederate hat, but hat inspired by them...
Also nice version of lyrics.
The last one cracked me up. At the same time, it is also horrid that Joe was so locked into his racist mindset, it turned him into a raging lunatic. But the black cops were hilarious.^^
The joe story just keeps getting better and better. I went from eye rolling, to feeling sick, to laughing my ass off at the security also being black, then the police officers were black and I just died lmao
Side note; I bet Joe complains about black people not having jobs and being lazy even though he freaks out when he sees a black worker
And to think, it all started with a single sentence; "I can take a look" 🤣
If I had heard that, “women know nothing about computers” bit, I would have said, “Ah, that’s why you took your computer in to get fixed? Because you’re a woman?”
Oh shit lol
Call the coroner. Murdered by words in aisle 3!
And he called her a bitch
Don't ever underestimate a women in what is a "men's job," if they are there it is more then likely they are skilled in that area and the fact they got in on a "male dominant" business is proof of that.
I wouldn't have even said that I would have just started calling him mam
Hearing how that racist/sexist got put in his place made my day! Some people really need to learn which century they're living in
Considering who our last president was, I think they know exactly which century they're living in :/
@@Zorae42 Stop bringing politics into this, it is annoying and just not necessary. Go to a political video if you want to talk about politics
@@pyro014 I wasn't directly commenting on the video, I was replying to a comment that implied racism/sexism isn't acceptable in this current century. So I made a valid rebuttal that given we just willingly elected a racist/sexist to office, it's not really unacceptable.
It's not really a political statement, just an observation on how many people find racism acceptable.
@@Zorae42 yea they did elect Biden in theory the openly racist creeper
@@pyro014 Dude was wearing a confederate flag, it was already political.
I’m from Alabama, and let me tell you the stuff Joe did in the last post makes me sick. Like seriously man, their people. You’re a person their a person. It’s not that hard to be nice and respectful to everyone.
🎉😅😅😅😅😅 😅😅🎉😅🎉
Last story. Wow. I could not stop laughing once OP described Mike. You just knew where this would end up and yes, good on the dispatcher for sending the correct officers to deal with things and take the trash out. That was great!
1:12
“She said something to the effect of-“
**gets an ad**
_jazz music_
The story of bigoted joe might be my favorite story I've heard in a while. Just... wow. OP describing it as a car crash was pretty on point lol.
That last one is absolutely amazing.
Also fake reddit karma bait
@@totalldwarf640
Source?
@@stickiedmin6508 it's obvious
@@totalldwarf640
Obvious how?
Spell it out.
Be as detailed as you like.
@@stickiedmin6508 these people don't exist. The few that actually still feel like this are not vocal. Cops don't just show up and arrest for a disturbance like that. Building manager has to ask person to leave first. Then if they won't cops can get involved but they will not arrest anyone before trying to get then to leave voluntarily. This story is made up big bad whitey karma bait. Hating whitey and making up racist bs stories is top teir reddit karma/Twitter likes bait
I was not expecting the Cotton Eye Joe reference in Malicious Compliance XD
Now I have to watch that video couple times as I'm bit drunk. Bit thanks, as I haven't heard that song for while and it's bloody good one.
Whos that
@@sadserenity573 our lord and savior
@@bizzarenick4263 Aye, ye is right, shallow by thye name...
@@sadserenity573 It's from an old song. I think it was even in some old cartoon but for the life of me I can't remember which one. (Think: square dance music).
Where did you come from?
Where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton Eye Joe?
Omg that last one is pure gold!!
especially with the extra reply to top it al off
69 likes hehe
Don't understand how people can be racist :(
Maybe it's a similar situation to how people try to destroy what they fear or something, i've never understood it myself tbh.
Its usually a side effect of low intelegence
mostly ignorance
@@kaimagnus5760 nice
A racist’s downfall is a work of art
the last one, the icing on the cake would have been the judge on he's trial was also bladk Haha 😅😆😉😋
That would be awesome to be honest
Hey, who knows xD he might also have gotten a black roommate in jail, lol
@@naluzoniro considering is in Georgia in Columbus most likely that will happen
@@naluzoniro it’s sad how likely that is. I imagine joe would be like “you deserve to be here, but I don’t!” And that’s not ok.
@@jayamarillo628 Probably, but then he would most likely get his ass kicked, so there would be justice there
Me : Please, tell me the cops are black too.
OP : They dispatch two black officers.
Me : *Yes!*
Joe: No way a woman knows about computers
*cough* Lisbeth Salander
Specially in original movies. Swedish ones.
You know she's a fictional character, right? She's not real?
@@Morhgoz Jag vet, de svenska filmerna är bäst :P I'm Swedish so I fully agree :)
@@stickiedmin6508 yeah, so? Doesn't mean the concept is fictional
@@The_Nightsong
I never said that it did?
At 1:12 I got an ad. This is what I heard: “she says something to the effect of... ‘It’s not not always easy to drink enough of what I should. That’s why I drink ensure, with all the vitamins and minerals.’” I’m shook
"Where did you come from.
Where did you go?
Where did you come from.
Bigoted Joe?"
It's so good 😂 oh i love reddit.
Big toe joe
Have a good day for anyone reading this!
tnx you
You too, bruh. God bless.
thanks man :) you too mate
No
Have a good day :)
I was half expecting the fingerprint guy to commit a minor crime so he could get his fingerprints registered
Someone disliked this, that was probably a victim of malicious compliance lol
Yes
Yes
It was bigoted joe 😂
@@jayamarillo628 I guess he finally got his computer fixed.
I love Malicious Compliance, it’s like the best of Pro-Revenge with a hint of choosing beggars.
The Last Story just made me remember something that happened when I was 18. I was a hostess at one of America's favorite bar and grills. I am a white girl and one of the white waitresses walked up to me and in a very snotty tone told me not to set any black people in her section. She didn't ask she demanded. The next three groups of people that came through my door just happened to be black. And they all showed up at the same time. I was on the verge of running out of my job because of what I had just witnessed with this waitress. I talked to all three of the families before I sat them. I let them know what was going on because they can see I was upset when they came in. And then I got a very malicious idea in my head. I asked them if I could triple seat them in her section. And they all agreed. So I triple set her with three black families. That woman look like she wanted to tear my face off. She was in such a nasty mood and had so much to do that of course the manager had to be called. He came and talked to me because the waitress complained about me and when I explained to him what I did and that I had the families in on it he patted me on the back. And the best thing was all three families got their meals for free that day! With me being only 18 that was one of the most racist things I had ever witnessed in my life. I was so glad I was able to combat it in a legal way.
Fingerprint story: I love loophole stories like that. WTG OP!
OMG! I can’t believe this made it on RSlash! I’m honoured! ❤️❤️❤️
Oh! And I think that the two black officers was just luck. Columbus is a primarily black city, so statistically it worked out in the story’s favour.
Omg are you the last op?
@@fireiron369 yessir
@@WhenFandomStrikes Wow! how does it feel to be a celebrity with over 200,000 people watching your story?
@@fireiron369 I don’t know how to respond to this without sounding snarky, but look me up on TikTok. No lie
And here I thought the last segment was going to go the "I'm the manager" route.
That dispatcher is a legend 💀💀😂
The sad part for the last story is that I know people who think racism isn't real..... 🥲😢
at least where I live, It's super easy to think of racism as a thing of the past due to a lack of it here.
No the sad part is people think that story is real
@@totalldwarf640 r/nothingeverhappens
@@totalldwarf640 What proof do you have of it being fake?
@@totalldwarf640 is it possible to post one comment saying that the last story is fake instead of commenting it on every other comment?
In the last story, I WISHED that a smart phone existed back then to record that amazing moment. Joe must've been so happy that twitter wasn't a thing back then lol.
0:23
"i was the only technician for a small/medium school district *(2500 or so students)"*
Ah, yes... *smol*
Whenever I read the word 'bigoted' I immediately imagine a moustache, because moustache is 'bigote' in Spanish
moustached
What about when you see embarrassed. Do you think about pregnant women? Yo soy embarazada?
Sidenote: I'm not pregnant, I just can't remember the correct verbs from 10th grade Spanish. Ella es embarazada?
My mom worked at a public library in Alabama in the 70's. And one of the patrons was so rabidly racist that they basically had to hide their one black staff member whenever they saw him coming. She has some quite interesting stories from that library. Like the guy who would take his books to the front desk to check them out in a galvanized bucket that he would slam down on the counter. Or the guy with so many overdue books that, instead of negotiating a reduced late fee (which they gladly would have done to get them all back), he buried them in his back yard. I think the cops discovered the missing books...
That last story is the most glorious thing I’ve ever heard
Just
Just *wow*
"...when i tried to explain to my boss that I was just taking my lunch break, he said something to the effect of HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT THAT 2021 WOULD BE- *skips ad*"
That last story may seem funny but at least one of those people would have been deeply hurt by Joe's behaviour
We all were
OMG!!!! That last one. I almost choked on my tea. Joe got justice. LOL!
What type of tea
@@Jpt1012 Earl Grey.
10:20 that guy is really brave if he's will to publicly show Confederacy
That last one made me especially entertained because I fit all the criteria that he would hate (I'm a black, bisexual, woman who has an on-campus IT job and is doing a game design major with a computer science minor; last semester too lol)
Hey, awesome major and minor! Seriously, though, good luck! I hope you can do everything you aspire to and more. Kick ass, take names, and design amazing games.
@@KoriMasho Thank you so much!
@@kieratisi7622 You're welcome! ^_^
He wouldn't hate me on sight, but bet he'd lose it if he found out I was gay haha.
That last part made me laugh so hard that I couldn't even breathe! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Man the last one made me cry laughing hahahahahaha when op said the cops were also black man that was good i just imagine Joe's face lol
That last story made me smile for the first time in days. Thank you rSlash for bringing us such great stuff.
That guy with the slow computer called his management “manglement” and I LOVE that
I'm sorry, but I couldn't help but BURST with laughter at this last one! I don't know if it was coincidence or on purpose, but the fact that the officers showed up being a different skin tone (I'm sorry, I'm just not racist so I can't say it!) made him foam at the mouth is priceless!
"I'm usually not one to judge a book by it's cover, but I knew this pecker wood was a Klansman as soon as I saw him."
I mean you come walking in wearing a confederate symbol people gonna judge.
honestly, I loved the last story! It was pure malice to watch Joe just suffer!! Karma really got ahold of him!
About the last one, at least we know who Joe's wife is!
I mean your not wrong
you're*
Mama
@LONDALE DHESI joe mumma
But what about his mum?
5 min before appointment is canceled? so your appointment potentially could get canceled if somebody is standing in line in front of you even though you were there on time.
Oh my God, that last story was just amazing, and honestly love how Joe got the worst case of karma I've ever seen
God that last story was beautiful. Almost shed a tear of how perfect it was that the supervisor, entire security team, AND both cops were black. That is just too good
if only joe had hit the supervisor, whoo boy, not only is that going to end up a vegetable but that's a hate crime given his record.
For the last story, as bigoted Joe was being hauled out by the cops, OP should have asked him if he still wanted his computer fixed!!
Black worker: *Exists*
White dude: "Wait, that's illegal."
That Bigoted Joe story was entertaining from beginning to end!
I was laughing my butt off as soon as the Manager, Security and even the Cops are all black men...so precious!
The fingerprint one was genius.
When that dude said he had an idea on how to get his fingers printed. I thought oh shoot he is gonna get arrested for a misdemeanor or something just to get it finished.
I clapped along with the “where did you come from where did you go? Where did you come from Bigoted Joe?”
My mom and I got a good laugh out of that story and I actually was in the middle of flossing my teeth when I decided my mom *had* to hear this and just sat there listening with the strong of floss dangling from my mouth! (I just got braces which is why I didn’t just take it out because I was literally in the middle of flossing that tooth and I was *not* going to try to thread it through again)
Imagine if the supervisor, the security and the police being furries. That's how Joe felt LMAO 🤣🤣🤣
13:47-13:54 I laughed hearing those two comments. That made me laugh just as much as markiplier singing that song in fnaf 3.😂😂😂😂😂
Mike the manager: *exists*
Bigoted Joe: "And I took that EXTREMELY personally, how dare he exist"
Purple is the best camouflage ever seen a purple tank? Exactly!
It's not "management", it's "Manglement". I like it.
Story 1: bruh, you can’t screw off at work, think of the kids!
Okay the last one is too crazy to be real, how can a man like that even live in nowadays society? If he would lose his freaking mind just by seeing a black man then how come he wasn’t arrested sooner?
It’s America it doesn’t surprise me
@@fireiron369 well I’m not American so to me that’s just surreal
@@giuliacf4180 neither am I which is why I’m surprised you’re surprised
You assume this was his first arrest. You wouldn't get very long sentences for this if at all.
That last one really got me LMFAO
The first story explains my shite homeschool experience.
Dear God that last one
Just kept getting better and made me laugh even more
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I've never had to *convince* a cop to finger print me. It was the other way around hahaha. I was a dumb kid
Umm... context? Please?
I really hope the third one is real because that is incredible.
Oh, it’s real. I wish I could make up something so ludicrous.
That last story though. I think the universe just aligned to give that man a lesson in humility, because holy spoon.
I wouldn't call the fingerprint guy "malicious". He just worked the system in his favor, no harm done.
The Joe story reminds me of my last job. I worked in a government call centre. There was a rude customer who didn't want to speak to women. (My co-worker was a sweet young lady.) He demanded to speak to a man. She put our boss on. Our boss is a sassy as hell woman who takes no sh**.
The customer hung up.
13:23 AND IT JUST KEEPS GOING!!!
I was laughing hard enough when she said that security was black, but here I just about fell on the floor laughing
I almost died from choking on my tongue, I was laughing so hard at that last one!
That last one was pure karmic gold 🤣🤣🤣🤣
In my state, it's actually illegal to not take your lunch break by the 6 hour mark. So not taking lunch and leaving early is out of compliance with the law.
Man racism is harsh why can't we just appreciate everyone for what race they're are.
I'd rather appreciate people regardless of their race.
because of history and what they were taught when they were young lol
13:24 I REALLY want to see a security video 🤣
I was managing the Maintenance Department at a small military base when I saw a work order requesting a hole big enough to run 50 copper wire pairs from a server on one side of a steel-reinforced cast concrete wall to the room on the other side, which was going to be a computer lab. I planned to strap a massive drill to one fork of a forklift, mount a 6 inch hollow core diamond bit with used water to cool it and flush the stuff being cut out, and drive the forklift into the building to access the wall and support the drill. The IT folks said the server could not be turned off nor moved. I said we could just destroy it in place! They objected. Then I found the IT folks could run fiber through an existing small hole and convert to copper on the other side. Sometimes you just need to offer an unacceptable alternative and let management decide.
In the last story, OP should call the the customer Donald instead of Joe.
But then we wouldn’t have gotten the bigoted joe song lol
That last story bruh.
I just imagine this guy was having a panic attack being "ambushed" from all sides by black people and then 2 black cops show up.
For a racist that must be like a fever dream.
I swear i could hear a laugh track in the background.
I just realised something on the lower left of the screen it tells you the username of op
Hahaha yeah I noticed that a little while ago, but I had definitely been watching Rslash for like a year before I figured it out.
@@SRosenberg203 Yea, I started watching in 2019, only noticed this year lol
1 hour lunch. Where can I get that job. But I would have demanded paid lunch, since the lunch was aborted by the boss.
First time I was ever this early to an upload ...
I'm always early lol
I was refreshing so hard lol
The last one just got better and better
That last story was beautiful...
Awe, Columbus Georgia, ain't never a dry moment in the shopping centers around here... All kinds of excitment and entertainment to be had outside most military bases, but Ft Benning and Columbus Georgia certainly do take the cake. Can't wait until it's time to move again.
2500 studnets is considered small for a school?! fuck me, in australia a school with 1500 students is labeled as a mega school
I live in Idaho and 1500 is a REALLY big school for us. That's the point where we split the school district in half
I don't tolerate racist bullies.
Well I'm glad the first story had a good ending
Early morning Rslash with a refreshing drink, life is f**king good.
The one from U/TheMCP reminds me of a job I had where we were a tiny IT team of maybe 8 people (including the server admins) for a large company. One region went passed IT to create their own program (More so, they bought a really cheap program and edited it to their liking). Which without documentation on how the program works or even access to the code, we had no way of getting around to figuring out how the thing worked. Mind you, due to the small size of the IT support in the company, all management was made to know that if they bring something into the network without IT's permission, we will NOT support it. We can't make you not use it, but you're on your own, basically. A group in the northeast did something REALLY similar to this story. It was on one stupid laptop and if that laptop turned off, "the program" stopped working. Now each region had their own expenses. When they last person who knew how to access the stupid program left the company, IT suggested just leaving it online in their building's server room to let it do it's thing and buying the next employee a new laptop to start fresh. To MuCh MoNeY. Bless they poor bastards who got that laptop. It was a nightmare every time. Bonus info? The "program" was an addon to the old user's email that automatically printed emails with a certain title. It saved the people using the program maybe 2 clicks. It might seem Callous that IT took a hands-off approach, yea, but when you have hundreds of thousands of people in a company all deciding they want to do something "their own way" it gets impossible to learn every detail of every buggy piece of crap brought in by some manager thinking they did something AMAAAZING for productivity.
Goodmorning/Goodnight everyone😊😅where ever everyone is
Fingerprint story: Cue the Vincent Price laughter.