i have a friend that i could literally walk into his house at 8 am sit on his couch and call him while he's asleep and say, i'm sitting on your couch and he'll be like... cool.
Tick Dickler That's a really good friend XD I wish my friends where like that. I only have like one friend who would be ok with that and that's because she'd probably do the same.
Tick Dickler I wish I had a special friend where I could literally walk into his/her house at 4 AM in the morning, climb into bed with them, slide my BBC into their bum hole, and then call their cellhpone and be like, I'm inside you right now, and he/she be like...let's do it.
One time after work I decided to swing by a buddy's house on a whim. I realized that even though he was a friend since middle school, it still felt kinda weird to just show up at like 9:00 PM unannounced like that. That said, I did it anyway, just because I'd had a long day and really didn't feel like spending the night by myself that night. I knocked on the door and his mom let me in. I slowly opened the door to his room and just blurted in Vinny's cousin voice, "Hey, Vinny, you've gotta come to my club, it's called Erection." to which he kind of gave me a funny look for a second, then replied, "Custom Star Wars Figures. Lando Calrissian." We laughed then proceeded to spend the next couple of minutes quoting this video. And then I crashed at his place for the night. I guess in some cases it really is okay to just do that, just so long as both of you watch Vinny.
I've done stuff like that lots of times. One time a friend of mine was still at work, so I went in his backyard and found his backdoor unlocked, let myself in, put the steaks I had bought for him, myself and his girlfriend in the fridge, and just chilled there until he came home. He found me in his living room drinking some beer (that I brought, mind you!) and was pretty happy to see me, lol.
pencilstreak9 I just want him to interrupt a Tomodachi Life stream and just go "Vin, come to deh club". If that happens, IF that happens, my soul will be free.
Holy fuck "frank and beans". I'm not sure my sides exist anymore. Also, so Vinny's cousin is a mixture of Roman Belic and Cosmo Kramer. STAH WUHZ FIGYUZ
I'm just imagining that Vinny's cousin happened to tune into the stream. "Vinny... the club IS real, it's got midgets and everything... how could you say that about my- they were CUSTOM, Vinny... custom... we coulda had a business together..."
Vin, you've gotta come to my friend's club and bring some sinners. It's called 「Heaven」. Spiral Staircase. Rhinoceros beetle. Ruins street. Fig Tarts. Rhinoceros beetle.
I swear to god my 8th grade teacher had a poster of Eva Mendes on his wall. I knew I remembered that name from somewhere, and then I realised that he had that damn poster in the classroom.
Hey man, your cousin doesn't seem like a bad business partner. My stepfather plundered my college savings to start a crematorium without my knowledge before I was old enough to withdraw it and tried to pass it off as a business venture between me and him...so I know bad business partners when I hear about them.
Eva de la Caridad Mendez is an American actress, model and businesswoman. She began acting in the late 1990s, and after a series of roles in B movies such as Children of the Corn V: Fields of Terror and Urban Legends: Final Cut, she made a career-changing appearance in Training Day. Since then, Mendes has co-starred in films such as All About the Benjamins, 2 Fast 2 Furious, Ghost Rider, We Own the Night, Stuck on You, Hitch, and The Other Guys.
"Eva de la Caridad Mendez is an American actress, model and businesswoman. She began acting in the late 1990s, and after a series of roles in B movies such as Children of the Corn V: Fields of Terror" Thanks, Wikipedia.
I distinctly remember playing a Defense mission on a Grineer ship in Warframe while watching this. Now every time I go there, I can't help but think of "But... but... _custom Han Solo!"_ XD
I fucking hate it when people show up out of nowhere. Even if it's someone I genuinely want to see I can't help being annoyed on principle that they didn't bother to give me any notice.
The Bullet is custom made...get it cause your name is the bullet and i wrote is custom made so the bullet is custom made HAHA LAUGH WITH NE HAHAHAHHAHAH END MY LIFE
I knew a friend that'd come over to my house but instead of actually calling me he'd ring the doorbell for a solid minute, as I'd open the door, no proper clothing, and my friend looking at me expecting to come in and enjoy his time wanting to play games.Then when I refused for the first and last time, his mother called, explaining to me that he has severe social problems.
i know a girl who will show up at my house at random, eat my food, steal my bike and walk back without it, judge me for doing things she does (im talking about shit like drinking soda and eating junk food, get your mind outta the gutter) physically assault me, and still wonders why i dont want to be her best friend
I'm gonna show up at my friends house at 12:00 AM and call with a star before the number so they won't know who's calling and say, "Hey Chels ya gotta come to my club. It's called Push," in the deepest voice I can get and freak her out. I'm exited now.
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"I have determined I have a cousin" -Vinny 2014
Hey vin its your cosin. Lets go bowling
SpookyBike I was going to make this very post.
SpookyBike your picture is excellent
+SpookyBike You guys gonna bowl at the club?
yeah, ecstacy now has bowling, revolutionary
WOOD was it Wario 2 years ago?
"very wide"
"no neck"
Ohh, my favorite
Hanbei Takenaka "A game just for me!"
Hanbei Takenaka sounds like a wall person. I could put him agains a whole in my wall, and he'd block the weather from coming in.
Uncle Crocy Alfanzo "Perfect for children with no neck"
Hanbei Takenaka
very wide
no neck
black paint
han solo
Alan Bareiro "Finally! A game system for me!"
It feels like Vinny's life is one big game of Cards Against Humanity.
This is suprisingly accurate
Oh my god Vinny has an Italian con man cousin that lives in New York. Fucking classic
That is custom made
Reminds me of Kramer from Seinfeld
CUSTOM. CUSTOM MADE.
MILLENNIUM FALCON.
LANDO CALRISSIAN.
STAR WARS.
EXACTOKNIFE.
空に向かってスター Ryukyu the Siberian Starhusky I thought that said "LANDO CAUCASIAN"... O_O
+Ryukyu the Siberian Starhusky空に向かってスター HOT GLUE
"To this day I've never gone into business with him, it just doesn't sound a like a very lucrative field"
"Now let me get back to these video games."
+tenchimuyo69 He says, as he has hundreds of thousands of subscribers, with an active streaming community.
Yea, your argument seems to be quite shit.
Obligatory: "It's a joke not a dick, don't take it so hard" goes here.
Considering those business are shady as fuck, id stick to the safe route as well.
Do you think whenever he talks about you, he starts the story off with "My Cousin Vinny..."
i have a friend that i could literally walk into his house at 8 am sit on his couch and call him while he's asleep and say, i'm sitting on your couch and he'll be like... cool.
I wish I had a friend like that. ;_;
Tick Dickler That's a really good friend XD I wish my friends where like that. I only have like one friend who would be ok with that and that's because she'd probably do the same.
Tick Dickler I wish I had a special friend where I could literally walk into his/her house at 4 AM in the morning, climb into bed with them, slide my BBC into their bum hole, and then call their cellhpone and be like, I'm inside you right now, and he/she be like...let's do it.
Wojak That must be a really good friend.
KitCatGames *feel.
Is your sort of cousin thingy Danny Devito? "Hey Vinny you gotta come to my cousin's club. It's called The Trashman."
Grady W WE EAT GAHBAGE
Grady W "Vin, I need to take you to Paddy's."
One time after work I decided to swing by a buddy's house on a whim. I realized that even though he was a friend since middle school, it still felt kinda weird to just show up at like 9:00 PM unannounced like that.
That said, I did it anyway, just because I'd had a long day and really didn't feel like spending the night by myself that night. I knocked on the door and his mom let me in. I slowly opened the door to his room and just blurted in Vinny's cousin voice, "Hey, Vinny, you've gotta come to my club, it's called Erection." to which he kind of gave me a funny look for a second, then replied, "Custom Star Wars Figures. Lando Calrissian." We laughed then proceeded to spend the next couple of minutes quoting this video.
And then I crashed at his place for the night. I guess in some cases it really is okay to just do that, just so long as both of you watch Vinny.
+TechSeven It makes me so happy to think that Vinny is bringing people together like that.
And the everyone got up and clapped.
Simon Belmont
NO SHUT UP I WANT TO BELIEVE
I've done stuff like that lots of times. One time a friend of mine was still at work, so I went in his backyard and found his backdoor unlocked, let myself in, put the steaks I had bought for him, myself and his girlfriend in the fridge, and just chilled there until he came home. He found me in his living room drinking some beer (that I brought, mind you!) and was pretty happy to see me, lol.
O
"Eyyy Vinny let's go bolein' " Vinny's cousin
Custom Made
No neck
Lando Calrissian
Luke Skywalker
Maroon color #17
Ava. Mendez.
Bacta Tank
...what if one day, during stream, Vinny's uncle just walks into his home?
"custom made Vinny"
"Fuck off man, I'm streaming!"
"Vin, Vin, come to the club"
GamesPlaysWill Only when this happens can I die peacefully.
pencilstreak9 I just want him to interrupt a Tomodachi Life stream and just go "Vin, come to deh club".
If that happens, IF that happens, my soul will be free.
GamesPlaysWill What if he adds his cousin as a mii to Tomodachi Life?
RidleyIgnatiousAero Dear god...
"David Bowie, come to deh club."
"Odd looking duck"
The best Star Wars character.
*HMM* ... *THAT* *GIVES* *ME* *AN* *IDEA!*
hey vinny
ya gotta come to custom made club.
"Custom. Custom-made figures. Exacto knife. Hot glue. Paint. Maroon. Maroon color #17. *Maroon.* Bespin. Cloud City. ...Odd-lookin' duck."
"Bespin. Low-bought. Lando Calrissian's right-hand man. *Low-bought.* Custom-made. *Custom-made to order.* LOW-BOUGHT. Dexter Jettster. *_Star Wars._*
..._Bespin._
_-CUSTOM-MADE.-_"
1000 degree exacto knife
I wanna go to that club uninvited and call up the place saying "I'm here"
Holy fuck "frank and beans". I'm not sure my sides exist anymore.
Also, so Vinny's cousin is a mixture of Roman Belic and Cosmo Kramer.
STAH WUHZ FIGYUZ
Was his cousin Danny DeVito?
thegamemaster5500 This is like my favorite comment
thegamemaster5500 more like ralph bluetawn.
***** Except no one can find it.
He's the trash man Devito
+thegamemaster5500 Ya gotta come down to my club. It's called "The Treash House."
I would be worried my cousin wants to murder me if he kept trying to bring me somewhere with him.
Hey Vinny, want to come over to my club? It's called Bonzi Buddy's.
MegamanXfan21xx OK ILL
cancer
MegamanXfan21xx Oh yes don't stop, keep injecting me with those smilies
Used to be a body builder: now he's just a body
Ava. Mendez.
EVA Mendaz. The best Eva Unit.
Eva MENDES
Mark Juneburg Is that one in the Rebuilds? Is that the pink girl's EVA?
Dude wasn't she at that club Spaceship?
***** I see this comment everywhere what does it mean?
"You should come to my cousin's club, it's called Push."
Vinny's cousin confirmed for a Hotline Miami character.
Vineline Saucemi.
This is like a new side mission in Grand Theft Auto IV
MuddyCatfish please someone needs to make a mod of that
I think that's exactly what's happening. Vinny is playing a video game and hasn't accepted his cousin's main story quests.
I'm just imagining that Vinny's cousin happened to tune into the stream.
"Vinny... the club IS real, it's got midgets and everything... how could you say that about my- they were CUSTOM, Vinny... custom... we coulda had a business together..."
Vin, you've gotta come to my friend's club and bring some sinners. It's called 「Heaven」.
Spiral Staircase.
Rhinoceros beetle.
Ruins street.
Fig Tarts.
Rhinoceros beetle.
His cousin is basically Eddy.
in terms of appearance, yes
TOO ACCURATE
No neck, scams people with cheap shit, and tries to convince everyone how cool he is. Sounds about right.
The action figures part just killed me
Me too
"Star Wars Figures Vinny."
"Star Wars Figures is the name of my Club."
"Bring some Hot Chewbaccas to The Club Vinny."
“We got ‘em ALL, Vin.”
“Kenner, Hasbro, Funko, Hot Toys, Bandai, you name it!”
"Vinny, you have to come down to my cousins club. It's called Pulse."
"Omar Mateen was there."
"Heeeeey vin, you gotta come check out this club... it's called Bacta Tank, Jar Jar binks was there... JAR. JAR. BINKS."
Vin, you have to come to my cousin's club! Is called new super mario world!
everything is different! WATER IN THE SKY! There's water in the sky!
"The club"
"Custom made"
"Star wars figures"
"Eva Mendez"
Custom made.
***** will the custom made stuff be... WORTH THE WEIGHT!
Robert Rossignol No
sandflapjack well shit
Custom Toad Amiibo.
Vinesauce Custom.
CUSTOM!!!!
"Ya gotta come to my club: 'Club Toad.'"
Still one of the greatest stories of the 21st century.
CUSTOM, CUSTOM DELI
PERSONAL GLITCHES. VINES. VINES ON A SHROOM
I swear to god my 8th grade teacher had a poster of Eva Mendes on his wall. I knew I remembered that name from somewhere, and then I realised that he had that damn poster in the classroom.
***** Eva. Why do you ask?
StarluckZX Yeah I highly doubt an 8th grade teacher would have a poster of a pornstar in his classroom.
Dr.Shit-A-Crit oh boy you really should't
"Madonna's still gorgeous'"
No.
That got really deep near the end.
I can relate to Vinny here, I absolutely hate politics. But I always find myself dragged in somehow.
*CUSTOM MADE.* *MAROON #17.*
I actually shit my pants at "what if I'm spending some alone time with the bovens"
EY VINNY EES YER CAZIN
LES GO CLUBBIN
VIN YA GOTTA COME TO THIS CLUB
IT'S CALLED BACTA TANK
Lobot. Lando Calrissian. Lando Calrissian's right hand man.
Custom made. X-ACTO.
Hot glue.
I see you too much.
Does anyone else suspect this guy may be such a lameass he just wants an excuse to introduce "My Cousin Vinny" to his buds?
Vinny, my cousin! Lets go bowling! And then you gotta come to my club I sweah! Eva, Mendes!
“Vinny come to my club, its called Bulb.”
Ehy Vin, it's ya cousin. We gotta go to my cousins club. It's called The Burbs. Ya got any good lookin Scoots you could bring?
I think this story gave me abs from laughing so hard.
Hey man, your cousin doesn't seem like a bad business partner.
My stepfather plundered my college savings to start a crematorium without my knowledge before I was old enough to withdraw it and tried to pass it off as a business venture between me and him...so I know bad business partners when I hear about them.
Soooo, how'd the crematoriun go?
Vinny's life is a video game and his cousin is the supporting character whose main story quests just haven't been started.
I figured it out, guys
I looked up Ava Mendes.
Don't look up Ava Mendes.
Supersonic1014 Ahaha, the one that was at the club was probably Eva Mendes.
THE CLUB.
Eva de la Caridad Mendez is an American actress, model and businesswoman. She began acting in the late 1990s, and after a series of roles in B movies such as Children of the Corn V: Fields of Terror and Urban Legends: Final Cut, she made a career-changing appearance in Training Day. Since then, Mendes has co-starred in films such as All About the Benjamins, 2 Fast 2 Furious, Ghost Rider, We Own the Night, Stuck on You, Hitch, and The Other Guys.
exactoknife
hot glue
raptorjesus713 Lobot
Paint.
raptorjesus713 bespin
maroon
"Eva de la Caridad Mendez is an American actress, model and businesswoman. She began acting in the late 1990s, and after a series of roles in B movies such as Children of the Corn V: Fields of Terror"
Thanks, Wikipedia.
Vinesauce IV: The Ballad of The Club/Push/Status Quo/Ecstasy/Spaceship/Fairy Tale/Erection/Fake/Not Real/I Made This Up For Attention
CUSTOM MADE.
ITALIAN WAY.
Hey, that's pretty good!
LOH BAHT
DECKSTER JETTSTER
STAWR WAHRS
vinny tells us a story about how his cousin tried to get him to come.
yup.
"Hey Vin... you should go to the club tonight. It's called... my yacht. You can bring your dog."
Trying to hold back "My Cousin Vinny" references...
and I couldn't.
I distinctly remember playing a Defense mission on a Grineer ship in Warframe while watching this. Now every time I go there, I can't help but think of "But... but... _custom Han Solo!"_ XD
LANDO CALRIESIAN'S RIGHT HAND MAN... LOBOT... CUSTOM...
I fucking hate it when people show up out of nowhere. Even if it's someone I genuinely want to see I can't help being annoyed on principle that they didn't bother to give me any notice.
samee 😒
I love the lisp Vinny has when he says "club"
Merc wat r u doing here
thevideoman6
Ya gotta come to my club
FOUND U
*****
Hey, Shao, ya gotta come to my club, it's called "Erection".
Yes please.
This guy reminds me of pickles brother in metalocalypse.
Marty Mcfly I know your PIN number
That's not a threat
+George W. Bush If the PIN isn't custom made it's not worth knowing.
Hey Vinny, It's your cousin. Let's go clubbing.
"Hey. Star Wars figures."
Thats how I answer the phone
"Ayyy, Vinny, you gotta come to my club. It's called 'Custom Black Hand'. You won't believe who was there: David Prowse."
hey vinny, it's your cousin, MAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH-VIN
Custom. Made. Ava. Mendez. Action. Figure. With. Bacta. Tank.
Vinny's Cousin slowly turned into Snake...
Vinny's cousin sounds like Eddy from Ed Edd & Eddy
Wolven407 Hey Ed, you gotta come to my club. We got jaw breakers
*Custom Made*
The Bullet is custom made...get it cause your name is the bullet and i wrote is custom made so the bullet is custom made
HAHA LAUGH WITH NE HAHAHAHHAHAH END MY LIFE
i hope vinnys cousin makes an etsy store.
Vin, ya gotta come to my cousin's club. It's called Speed Luigi's Remorse.
Vin ya gotta come to my club "the buvins"
I can only imagine this cousin looking like Ricardo Diaz from GTA Vice City
Vinny's cousin is Danny Devito confirmed
I knew a friend that'd come over to my house but instead of actually calling me he'd ring the doorbell for a solid minute, as I'd open the door, no proper clothing, and my friend looking at me expecting to come in and enjoy his time wanting to play games.Then when I refused for the first and last time, his mother called, explaining to me that he has severe social problems.
B e s p i n.
i know a girl who will show up at my house at random, eat my food, steal my bike and walk back without it, judge me for doing things she does (im talking about shit like drinking soda and eating junk food, get your mind outta the gutter) physically assault me, and still wonders why i dont want to be her best friend
Hey Vin, Wanna go Bowling? "Tricks him the Address to the Club he keeps talking about" Who knows where this goes next.
"I pick up the phone and he says... COUSIN LET'S GO BOWLING!!!"
Thanks to this, I got myself now repeating, daily, from a moment to other...
Bespin. Custom Made. Custom Made Lando Calrissian.
Come to my club douglath!
"Custom... made to order"
Custom Maid 3D 2
I'm gonna show up at my friends house at 12:00 AM and call with a star before the number so they won't know who's calling and say, "Hey Chels ya gotta come to my club. It's called Push," in the deepest voice I can get and freak her out. I'm exited now.
Call cousin Vinny.
Imagine one day if the Oculus Rift has streaming capabilities.
Imagine Vinny streaming The Club...
Imagine.
seven clubs,.... maybe more
4:18 My name is Ava and that made my head just bolt up (I was on my phone while listening to this on my computer)
Looked up ava mendes, and now I need to clear my browser history.
Limited Edition Eva Mendez
wouldn't his cousin's cousin just also be his cousin?
Not if he's from the other parent
WilliamDetwiler your cousin once or twice removed
all of those parents would have to be siblings. it'd still be their cousin.