I'm sorry...it worked so well...and my jokes are usually crap so...I might as well take advantage of this rare occasion...I mean it's not the best joke it's good considering it's coming from me...my jokes are usually 10x worse than that (and my grammar...I know, I got 200 comments about it in January alone
I also had this one fat kid. He told the class he HAD cancer, but then he was free of cancer, sure no problem with that. BUT, the kid brags about it, like "ooh, i survived cancer!" and i was so fucking pissed about it, but the kid didn't excersised, and he also was bald, but not completely bald, he had some hair left on his head. So on PE we had to run 800 meters, that kid couldn't even run 200 meters. He had to fucking stop at that meter and went over the track to the finish line (You know that track that is shaped like an egg right? We have that, so at the middle, he went OVER the track to get to the finish line.) I wasn't the fastest, that thing goes to a ginger in my class, but i am easily tired, but i still not finished last because i did my best, that fat kid did not, oh and after PE, that kid was ok and brags about that he didn't break a sweat, you fucking ran 200 meters of the 800 meters and cried in agony about it Guess what, he is also one of the smartest kid in the class, and as you all know, he fucking brags about it. So in this one test he got a 9.5, we all got our papers so the teacher went about the answers to the test (The grade was ingraded with a red pen so we couldn't chance to verdict of our grade.) so once again the fat kid went and said: "But i had this one question right didn't i?" went to the teacher, the teacher confirmed it and he got a 9.6, went back to his fucking chair with a smug of only getting that one 0.1 I so fucking hate him, i'm glad he went to another class because he is "so smart". But then a sign of relief came to me, because the class the fat kids goes to are probably gonna belittle him as i saw on the appearance of the kids of his class. I might sound like a douche for saying this kind of stuff over a cancer survivor, but i can't accept him bragging the whole school year about his survival. {same topic} At the beginning of the school year the kid went and showed us a Powerpoint presentation about cancer, so i thought "Hm, i could have information about cancer, this'll be boring or interesting." nope, just photo's of him getting fatter and balder in the hospital, i swear that kid is narcacistic as fuck! Eh you probsbly don't care about my story, but it was an interesting story, right? EDIT: Seems like i was wrong about that kid being bullied at his new class, he made friends, unbelievable, but he was... kind of sad that he couldn't grow his hair long enough, so when he finally got his hair back, he did the unthinkable, he shaved all of his hair off, you were whining about you loss of hair but when you finally got it back you got rid of it again!
I know, man. But like I said, I don't wanna flaunt it. I don't go around yelling "OI SOIVOIVED RAWKEE MOUNIN SPAHTID FEEVUH." Shit's unacceptable in my opinion.
This reminds me of this story, so when I was about 8 years old. And then this new kid from kindergarten when I was 3, came in. And the thing is, the first time he was here, and we have something called "Attention". And then my teacher asked him like, "(new guy) take off your jacket!" Because he wears it 24/7. And then he became quiet, he didn't take it off, NO, he didn't do that. He, cried, to tears. And then everybody was staring at him weird and the teacher is like, "Crybaby!" and that's all I have, I will remember this for the rest of my life XD
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More chins than china town
-Joel
Joel = Sanic confirmed
Expand Dong i don't know what's happening to me
*airplane comes in and crashes*
*KABOOM*
I was thinking the same!
"A cake a day!"
~Joel, 2015.
keeps the doctor really close
Supreme Admiral Of The Roman Navy or necks for that matter.
All of your 1095 necks close
well jobel is hot now so it doesnt matter
+Le Other Satan Himself xDDDD
twitter.com/joel_vinesauce/status/623279589914185728/photo/1
fine as fuck
Why can I relate to Joel, I used to be chubby but fast
Nils went on to become Mr. Heart from Hokuto no Ken
the fast and the fattest
I'm sorry...it worked so well...and my jokes are usually crap so...I might as well take advantage of this rare occasion...I mean it's not the best joke it's good considering it's coming from me...my jokes are usually 10x worse than that (and my grammar...I know, I got 200 comments about it in January alone
Nah, it's alright m8.
I want Joel to write his stories in an audiobook. And it will update every time he has a story to tell
I also had this one fat kid.
He told the class he HAD cancer, but then he was free of cancer, sure no problem with that. BUT, the kid brags about it, like "ooh, i survived cancer!" and i was so fucking pissed about it, but the kid didn't excersised, and he also was bald, but not completely bald, he had some hair left on his head.
So on PE we had to run 800 meters, that kid couldn't even run 200 meters. He had to fucking stop at that meter and went over the track to the finish line (You know that track that is shaped like an egg right? We have that, so at the middle, he went OVER the track to get to the finish line.)
I wasn't the fastest, that thing goes to a ginger in my class, but i am easily tired, but i still not finished last because i did my best, that fat kid did not, oh and after PE, that kid was ok and brags about that he didn't break a sweat, you fucking ran 200 meters of the 800 meters and cried in agony about it
Guess what, he is also one of the smartest kid in the class, and as you all know, he fucking brags about it. So in this one test he got a 9.5, we all got our papers so the teacher went about the answers to the test (The grade was ingraded with a red pen so we couldn't chance to verdict of our grade.) so once again the fat kid went and said: "But i had this one question right didn't i?" went to the teacher, the teacher confirmed it and he got a 9.6, went back to his fucking chair with a smug of only getting that one 0.1
I so fucking hate him, i'm glad he went to another class because he is "so smart".
But then a sign of relief came to me, because the class the fat kids goes to are probably gonna belittle him as i saw on the appearance of the kids of his class.
I might sound like a douche for saying this kind of stuff over a cancer survivor, but i can't accept him bragging the whole school year about his survival.
{same topic} At the beginning of the school year the kid went and showed us a Powerpoint presentation about cancer, so i thought "Hm, i could have information about cancer, this'll be boring or interesting." nope, just photo's of him getting fatter and balder in the hospital, i swear that kid is narcacistic as fuck!
Eh you probsbly don't care about my story, but it was an interesting story, right?
EDIT: Seems like i was wrong about that kid being bullied at his new class, he made friends, unbelievable, but he was... kind of sad that he couldn't grow his hair long enough, so when he finally got his hair back, he did the unthinkable, he shaved all of his hair off, you were whining about you loss of hair but when you finally got it back you got rid of it again!
Liam C. Oh fuck that is scarier than cancer!
I know, man. But like I said, I don't wanna flaunt it. I don't go around yelling "OI SOIVOIVED RAWKEE MOUNIN SPAHTID FEEVUH." Shit's unacceptable in my opinion.
+Liam C. one thing i would be okay with going extinct would be ticks
fuck them
MrBulbmin10 Fuck ticks.
***** Did you give the little shit what was coming to him?
This seems like it would make a great children's story if there weren't so much swearing.
Bro, that's part of the charm!
Exactly.
That’s Joel’s charm.
A cake a day sounds like a hip new diet fad, and I'm already on board.
He saw me and said "you're fat"
Joel or vinnny idk - 2016
Had more chins than Chinatown Jesus Christ that’s too much
This reminds me of this story, so when I was about 8 years old. And then this new kid from kindergarten when I was 3, came in. And the thing is, the first time he was here, and we have something called "Attention". And then my teacher asked him like, "(new guy) take off your jacket!" Because he wears it 24/7. And then he became quiet, he didn't take it off, NO, he didn't do that. He, cried, to tears. And then everybody was staring at him weird and the teacher is like, "Crybaby!" and that's all I have, I will remember this for the rest of my life XD
Gotta Go Fat!!!!
He 8 ay kay-kay-day
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Now that's something you don't see everyday.
Temptation is strong
DON'T
well now its something you see everyday.
Rip
Honestly being fat and fast is useful. Then you can run away from the bullies
1 cake for a day = Diabetes for months
*more chins than Chinatown*
this stream was *great*
He already told this story when he was streaming Earthbound.
Thats thiccly profiling!
He eats it by the block- The Hobbit
"...cheese knife?"
a fucking cake
onecakaday
Well you gotta go fast
Hoel coulda pulled A Cars 1 and let him beat him
The Fat And The Furious
Is this fay kid was the male version of fat princes
Ye
I like cake. Cake is good.
fast
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What stream did you get this from?
Rickoftek 420 Are you blind? Check the description.
Or.
Hardcore Friday Stream of Karnov
I found out later, I'm a fucking idiot.
joel too damn fest
Fat? or Fehyt?