OFFLINETV TRIES ARCHERY (FAIL)
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Lily: "He was a great teacher!"
Fed: "I wasn't paying attention"
Michael: "This is just like school"
Every students' perspective in both online and not-online school.
Yes.
@@daramut offline school?
@@CallMeVidd Yes.
3.3k likes and only 4 replies???
"He was like taking a college course or something" Micheal was the best addition to offline tv
IS
Was? Who beat him?
To the replies: was because the addition already happened.
ngl if Michael became spiderman, I wouldn't be surprised. His big brain and humor are on point
I agree...?
I can't believe they purposely gave Michael a weapon and no one died
he probably made a robot but looks like him that is nicer than him
He was drugged
That we know of
I’m surprised he didn’t strap a taser to his arrow
Yes how
The instructor was so frickin wholesome
Except when he jutted on himself
@@thebiggay5152 And when he tried to stick a arrow in poki's crotch
@@anthonywu1354 can we really blame him
He was kinda annoying
@@anthonywu1354 no her hand was already there and he was just trying to place it in her hand so she wouldn't have to move
Anyone: completely misses the target
Instructor: *Beautiful Consistency*
I need this amount of support in my life
He is the bob ross of archery
Well as he said, if he tells them that they're shit then they'll just do worse and get frustrated instead of focusing on the goal.
Nice windage
CockatooDude when you’re a psych major but only an archery place will hire you...
ME: finds no job for months.
Instructor: *Beautiful Consistency*
😂
looks like that consistency is gonna remain beautiful for quite a while :')
Instructer: hands you more job applications "keep going"
Excellent grouping 💯
Remember: "Every end tells a story" - Only look for the jobs you like, completely ignore the jobs you don't like. :-)
4:52 “just let it happen.” That’s a true homie. Michael didn’t want to embarrass toast
I've watched this a couple times already! WHY HAVEN'T I NOTICED THIS BEFORE!? XD
LMAO best comment
"Now you've offended both of us"
1:28 he is child
Imagine if Sykkuno was here saying "Just got lucky" for 20 minutes straight
Sykkuno looks like a calm dude, probably would make a calm archer. I knew Michael would do well and Lily is a pianist so her hand eye coordination jus needs to be decent while her hands are used to working togther pretty well but Imane, that was a surprise, nothing indicates she would be good at learning archery. I know that for us violinists archery can be easier to learn because we have experiance handling our bows (no pun intended that is just what they are called) while also following sheet music (eye coordination) and translating it to instant left hand motion on our finger board while being subtle and gentle.
while constantly hitting bullseyes
@@ChannelKeks like fucking shooting the arrow literally into the arrow breaking the first arrow. that accurate xDDD
He’d bulls eye and say this is bad this is bad!!! Call an ambulance
@@DNai01 Like from Brave?
20:07 "Ya know how he said that there's no bad shots, there's only learning shots and..... Fed was learning for a *really* long time" - Michael, local taser goblin.
When Michael said that I was laughing so hard haha
"he was taking a college course or something" LMAO
Lmao i swear this comment was 665.. i was gonna press the like but smbody did it so like 10 sec ago.. im just gonna leave it like that.
@@popoplotc1802
memento mori,
unus annus
@@Ohokk0 Memento mori, unus annus ♥
Lily: "He was a great teacher, I felt like everyone really understood what he was explaining!"
Fed: *"i wasn't paying attention"*
Pass me the notes
And then he lost.
wait we have test today
and ends up shooting 21 arrows
@@MisterMinister and missing ~18 of 'em
"Fed was uh .... like he was taking a college course or something" -Micheal Reeves 2020
Well I guess there's a first time for everything
Badoomtsss
I just hope this treasure of a man is healthy and well right now. We need him when this is over.
he’s doing rly good. he’s healthy and still coaching and running competitions
Give that man an award, he’s more encouraging than a kindergarten teacher when kids are learning basic math
Yep
I would ask him to be my therapist if I ever need one just listening to him made me feel better
I'm more confident about myself because of that man
@@farrell7626 same
Fuck yeah!
"Who's the strongest here?"
Me: *intense swole michael flashbacks*
this comment aged like fine wine after a celebrity boxing match against Graham Stephan!
“Why am I being interviewed?”
Yvonne killed me HAHAHAHHAHA
Time stamp??
Everyone: Archery makes me feel like im Hawkeye
Lily: I am Iron Man
so..... dead
That was Micheal in a seperate video...
Fircefraudentfry lol no that was I Ron man
No bro I thought u were Batman
As an archery instructor myself, I was actually very impressed with Paul. I know that he is a level 4 coach, which is only one level below Olympic, but he is very good at explaining each step. I was surprised when he mentioned the 12 steps because that's usually a more in-depth explanation of form. He knows how to talk to people very well and I think that Offline TV had better form immediately than most of my students. I was expecting a video of them using an improper form and crappy bows, but what I was met with was a very good organization in California. I think you guys learned from the right place! - NIAO (Northern Illinois Archery Organization)
edit: holy crap thx for all the likes this is by far my most liked comment
Also he stands in front of the line when people are shooting and he's gonna get himself shot if he isn't careful haha
@@flamethrowr_ Yeah he tells them to shoot blind, then walks in front of them, that is a brave move! lol
I know! I've been coaching for 4 years and I felt like I should be taking notes on everything he said because he summed it up so well! I also found him standing in front of the line to feel a lot more like trust than anything else. All in all I am amazed with him!
I definitely know a lot of coaches who can talk an ear off and you can see the students getting visually bored. I mean safety and form is important but it's especially hard as a student that's never shot before to see the bows and get really excited and not want to pay attention. But his explanations were very good! I liked his first date analogy, definitely got to use that in the future!
It's good seeing another instructor in the comments! - LHYA (Little Hills Youth Archery, in St. Louis)
An IKEA Bookshelf United States Archery Association has coaching license levels. I’ve been honored to know and work with two level 5s and they’re pretty nuts.
"Archery is about taking your time, But I did it first." -Toast
The instructor would be a perfect highschool teacher. He’s supportive, patient, and calm
this archery teacher is probably the closest we've gotten to a real life Uncle Iroh
@@Quiet_au wait what
@@thetruegamer194 it was at her hand
@@Quiet_au I was thinking the same it was kinda weird we’re he put that arrow and the way he acted a bit after
Never disrespect Uncle Iroh like that ever again
@@xT3ALxPACMANx ?? i only have the utmost respect for Iroh
Teacher: Never focus on your failure, only focus on your success
OfflineTV: OFFLINETV TRIES ARCHERY (FAIL)
underrated
Laugh coming in 2-3 business days
they didnt learn anything my role models 😍
Fed shooting a literal circle around his balloon was actually really impressive. If that was a person, he'd have burst their lines, shot their throat, and then the LAST shot would be their heart. So it wasn't terrible.
and hes also due a gf this year too...so not bad at all
@@tjr6900 And hes Also donesome sexual harrasment
@@justadino8780 Nobody asked. Finally a comment about fed that isn't full of people unnecessarily reminding of us what happened, and you go ahead and ruin that.
@@kaejamieson1458 they're just reminding you, that he's a bad dude
@@chimmii912 I'm fully aware he's a bad dude I'm just trying to enjoy an OTV video without all the hate and bad memories
7:11 this teacher is fucking wholesome, this moment really touched me, a big thumbs up to this teacher. During our online learning at college, we’re all freshman, so we feel really embarrassing and stressful. Each time our teachers ask a question to us and we answered wrong, we ALWAYS apologize to the teacher (which I think it isn’t normal) and the teacher looked disappointed about our answer even though we just started to learn. This only makes us to feel even more embarrassing, stressful and unwilling to learn.
3 days later: Michael Reeves: “Ive been taking archery for 3 days and I just put tasers on plunger darts, and now I’m gonna go shoot my friends”
a bow that "motivates" you to shoot accurately
Key Word: Motivate
Definition of motivate: the act of tazing Fed
a roomba that deploys headhunting drones with tazer arrows to help you aim better
There are genuinely arrows which have foam fists on the end and they weigh a ton so take that off put a taser on its more aerodynamic and roughly the same weight (if you take out the unnecessary parts)
DO IT!!
or one of those stuff the explodes when you throw them at the floor( the ones with gunpowder)
Yvonne being manager is a mood
"why am i being interviewed?"
LMAOOOOOOOOO
Christian Dalida she's so damn cute and amazing I love her my gooosh ❤️😂😭🥺
@@thelambsauce2015 COZ OF HER ATTITUDE MAKES HER LOVELY ALWAYS YELLING AT EVERYONE AND ANGRY BUT CUTE
Scarra: Explains why he’s interested in archery
Fed: Gives history on his archery skills
Micheal: Tells funny story about his archery class
Poki: Talks about her best friend being in archery
Yvonne: *Why am I being interviewed*
20:33 "it's like a metaphor for Fed's love life." "He's scaring the crap out of that balloon."
This aged like fine wine.
The instructor could literally explain the meaning of life.
Milk?
Well he is an air bender
Lol he aimed the arrow at Pokis pussy 😂😂😂
To me he came off kinda creepy
Profile pic is making me choke
Micheal's so small he just assumed he wasn't the second strongest...
He’s buff
Yeah, this happens to me as well
Same with me
s_ leepy but He’s also pretty buff ngl
@s_ leepy didnt he beat almost everyone at arm wrestling
When he said we don’t want a imane kabob I thought we don’t want to poke-imane
I-
That’s right...we don’t wannna pokeimane
I'm 99% sure michael is the strongest there lol
That's what they said😁😁
He is
@@Skybreaker292 they said fed was first strongest
I doubt it
@@wongcayven9893 He's definitely not lol, Fed is much taller, weighs more and he also works out.
"very solid left arm."
I see, so Fed is a left hand user
My brother
Me. 0_0
You
i wonder if would be good with my left then
lenny face
Michael: so today i found out how to put a taser on my arrows
Okay this one is good xd.
Oh fu-
Allen pan made gazer nerf darts so I think he could
God dammit take my like and gtfo of here
Kakyoin, KAKYOIN
The teacher was really good!
I’ve done archery from 3 years and have played in state level tournaments and still haven’t seen a coach that good.
Micheal and Lily trading spaces is just fricking wholesome.
Instructor: I'm a level 4 coach
*He forgot to say he's a frikin LIFE COACH*
Only one reply?
@@massivelegend5209 yes
@@aintrealenough5683 ahh c'mon bro you were supposed to reply "only 2 replies?"
@@massivelegend5209 only 4 replies??
@@watercolor4998 yes
OTV: * Roasting themselves and each other. *
Teacher: STOP THAT. DO NOT JUDGE! YOU'RE PERFECT! DON'T BRING YOURSELF DOWN!
If only he was a college/university lecturer that would save so many people from their depression
@@yagooatthegoat Amen
I need this guy as my college professor...which one? Yes
This is how you teach archery
That teacher was wholesome af.
“I’ve shot a gun before-” cuts
Well he is a mafia boss.
Everyone: Hawkeye
Lily: I FELT LIKE IRONMAN
He was literally the Bob Ross of Archery.
Nikki Nguyen dude was upbeat and consistent the whole video, always support of each person. Love that instructor
Accurate
Mm nah
except his name is paul fartman
Ye
Instructor: *walks to Scarra*
Scarra: *nervously laughs*
🤔🤔
Scarra: Hohoh, are you approaching me? Instead of running away, you are approaching me?!
@@zyrus3080 this made my f day
That archery teacher was so supportive, I love it
this coach is SO kind, never would have guessed to see someone this wholesome in a weapon-based sport. props to him!
Fed: Me and Michael are sweating right now
Michael: _Hits balloon_
You were saying?
666 likes my guy
You have 911 likes now
2.3k but yes.
3K REPLIES WITH 4 REPLIES WHAT THE FUCL
I love how the only replies are mentioning how many likes this has, I’m also shocked at getting 3.1k likes.
-…Well, every comment still mentions the amount of likes-
alternate title: local psychopath and group of friends get a nice therapy session by shooting holes in a wall
alternate title: anti-turtle dwarf learns to protect his queen while his friends waste their time
I dont know why but fuunyest thing iv seen in a week
You mean a glory hole?
School always was fun
This is still a good alt title.
Michael: Seems insane, is actually moe
Lily: Seems moe, is actually insane
Bro someone find this man and give him the award for best teacher, if I had this teacher for ever lesson is school I would get A+ For every grade
Don't worry, Fed missed all those shots on purpose in order to guarantee him getting a girlfriend next year.
Exactly big brain plays
Edit: spellcheck
pro gamer move
Clearly he did it so Michael and Lily can have this year for themselves
Pizza Flavored Pie yea lol
"There are no such things as missed shots just learning shots....and Fed has been learning for a really long time, like he was a college course or something" Michael is the best thing offline tv has ever had
He's like young Toast, same level of sarcasm, I love it!
Yeah, he's better here than his own channel. Great comedy
20:09 michaels mini interview here had me laughing hard lmao
Fed: Takes like 20 arrows to get the balloon
Poki: Gets the balloon on one shot
Everyone: celebrating that “fed will get a girlfriend next year”
Toast: *Dead Inside*
In general or just in this instance?
Wasn’t toast dating Janet?
@@purpledrank2765 he single
@@purpledrank2765 he single
@jimbobur why not both
Lily could be Michael's sidekick when he becomes a supervillain with his robots and her archery
And his villain name will Be CrackHeadTazerBowMan
Not if,
WHEN
Archery Bots. Porque no los dos?
Lily is good at archery because of art. in art you learn techniques and need fast muscle memory, and that carried over to archery for her. she was immediately consistent because her body is already trained that way
Lily is gonna get promoted from lab rat to sidekick
Every time michael learns how to us a weapon he gets one step closer to taking over offline tv
as someone who actually does archery competitively, i’m shocked at how good their form is for beginners lmao
When Scarra said "sorry" in that quiet way, I felt that in my soul, I do the same thing when I mess up
metzfarms2016 7:12
Yeah that’s the sad “sorry” I felt that
:(
but hey, the teacher told him it's okay, so everyone is alright!
ow
it happened most to me
I say that actually every time I think I messed something up (getting a 80% at a test instead of a 100%)
Micheal: "So I made a bow that tazes you every time you miss, hands it to fed."
put this on his youtube ideas video
kriscross SUBMIT THIS MY DUDE
@@ShopliftedOnce The idea machine might give it to the idea shredder
Yeah this might go to the shredder but still try.
Everyone like this so that it gets to the top and Michael sees it
I love that little fist bump at 9:41 when the instructor said "We are supporting everything he did wrong and everything she did right" haha
He's a great teacher and coach both in life and archery👌 I would love to learn this sport too.
Michael is the strongest in the house now
Broken TV he was before
I imagine Scarra would be rather strong... he just might not realise it. Or maybe he's not strong! (or doesn't believe in himself enough to actually give it a proper go) I dunno. Having more weight makes you stronger though (fat in the muscle does thattttt, for, reasons). He seems well built, big structure, solid (which certainly isn't just anyone who has more weight on them).
@@Siberius- shaq
Always was
what hapoened though, did he leave?
Micheal: “Welcome to archery people.” Literally everyone: AYYYYYYYYY.
I wonder if he'll make a tazer bow now
Yes
That is what happened
Nɪᴄᴋ that will be so painful cus there’s an arrow with a taser and that will hurt
Omg my comment got highlighted
I want a class/ therapy section with this guy sounds like a win-win to me
“Why am I being interviewed”
This is basically a metaphor for me existing
7:12 ** scarra says sorry**
My heart: :'(
He is the best
I know!! I freaking love Scarra.
scarra supremacy
"who is the strongest here?"
*points at fed*
wait fed lost to Michael at armwrestle right?
But he's a shorty, so an automatic -5 points
wait when and where
Zero. 0 but he is still stronger
Laweezy no, no, Zero. 0 has a point
@@mezabros8311nope
"Fed will get a girlfriend next year"
That one did not age quite so well
You've missed the alotted 1 month post-incident time period in which posting this is relevant.
@@zargabaath7880 Your mother missed the allotted post-incident time period to take Plan B.
@@Misha-dr9rh That's because I was intentional, unlike you. If only she could've seen the future and known you'd be a smelly weeb.
Unfortunate :\
@@Misha-dr9rh not the anime profile 💀
Oof the roasts in this reply section though-
"This is not anger management"
michel: no, I didn’t bring my taser
Tasing arrows ? 🤔
@@i_see-what_u-did_there8400 That, that is a genius idea. Tasing arrows with big metal piston spikes?
@@danpickford3894 big metal piston spike
dynnerlovegirl.link/5qVrZc_qTUa
Michel?
I love how they absolutely know by heart who's the strongest and second strongest and the Instructor doesn't have the slightest clue about Ms Buff Reeves. lol
For real, I was surprised when Fed was the strongest
@@Brainiac-gb7jq Fed still has much more body mass thank Michael, quite reasonable to assume fed is stronger than michael
Is Michael really strong or something?
ernesto carmona Yea he says he goes to the gym about everydya
@@Brainiac-gb7jq I'm pretty sure Fed isn't just strong. I think Michael's Muscle Mass is more Compact and could win against Fed but Fed has Skill. Physical at least. You should see the Dodgeball game.
The balloons thing is genius. Who hasn’t done some hand eye coordination task and noticed an improvement after letting go. “In the zone”, “something clicked” and “I started feeling it” are ways we typically describe what he was trying to train by that exercise.
When they said Hawkeye I really thought they meant Riza from FMA so I was about to be like, "But she uses a gun-"
What
When Michael Reeves said “fed was learning for a long time” i felt that. Listen we all have our own timeline.
No, he was just bullying him.
@@SuperBuildsInMC woosh
"he was taking a college course" had me in tears
Anna Hoang its r/woooosh you ignorant bastard that cant even spell an insult
@@gameplaydesigner7329 Whoosh didn't originate from Reddit lmao. They actually spelled the exclamation properly.
Me: not getting viewers on twitch
The instructor: BEAUTIFUL CONSISTENCY
No one fuckin cares also what’s your twitch
what's your twitch bitch?
@@santiiiiiiiii__01 I know
@@santiiiiiiiii__01we are showing aggressive support
@@santiiiiiiiii__01 just say you don't wanna be friends man :(
"Its like a metaphor for Fed's love life" imane thts cold🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
this teacher is more like a therapist than an archery teacher
Instructor to Lily: "Occasionally miss, so they don't feel so bad" lol
Archery: a sport where being left handed is just as frustrating for the instructor as it is the shooter.
Agreed!
Hahaha you are right
Bro learning to write was frustrating for my teachers and myself
I think that applies for a lot of sports tbf
I’m a bit late, but I have to shot left handed because i’m left eye dominant
that coach is the most charming man that I have ever seen
When quarantine is over I want to see you guys have a nerf bow fight
Jokes on us, Fed is actually a pro archer and purposefully shot a circle around the balloon
He does like paying for his friends and other people's dinners, so this was all part of his master plan on being the secret sweetheart of the group.
One have to admit, constant hitting blue and very near red is actually quite good.
I mean, hell yeah. That's still pretty impressive to be that "consistent" enough to literally be able to shoot in a circle around something.
Nah, it's not pro archery, it's actually a curse were the ballon will dodge your arrow.
but lily got 3 around same spot and pokimane is most accurate towards red and the asian guy not fed or scarra shot fastest land shot quickscope
as a professional archery instructor myself, id like to point out that this archery instructor was pretty solid. big props for having his shit down pat and great coaching technique
So positive. I feel it would be very difficult to be discouraged if he was my teacher. He's a good motivator for sure.
Yeah, the group wasn't sure about his methods, but it clearly delivered results!
Kavoth I almost had physical pain when I thought the instructor dry fired
"All shots are learning shots. And Fed was learning for a long time. Like a college course or something."
this is giving me joy, especially the instructor's complements, even in 2021
I love Michael line at 20:09
“There is no such thing as a bad shot, they’re just learning shot. And Fed was learning for a realy long time. He was like taking a college course or sth” 😂😂😂
He is just bullying the shit out of fed
I can't stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Who the frick uses sth for an acronym as something
"colleege"
This was so funny XDDD
"Occasionally miss so they don't feel bad about themselves"
Yeah he took a psychology class and maybe once was a teacher
"fed's getting a girlfreind next year"
fed next year: isnt going to be on offline tv
He did even worse than at archery 😲
As a person who is actively training in barebow archery, I always love to see people I like to watch on TH-cam shoot with actual recurve bows (cause compound is a lot of equipment for someone just testing out lol) and with an actual instructor. This coach was super awesome and I love that he really encouraged form and had them “blank bale” shooting to start because target panic do be real. I also love that he made it a bit like a therapy session/meditative because that’s how I prefer to view and practice archery as a sport. It really makes you think about your body and the shot cycle and that’s one of the many things I love about it. Great work guys!
10:06 I was really hoping he would say "we don't wanna poke Imane"
ba dum tssssh
That is so wrong but its funny at the same time
"poke" with what
@@wongcayven9893 I hope you’re kidding that you didn’t get the joke
Wait is Imane her actual name?
the instructor is so patient and sweet despite all the chaotic energy around him, wholesome af
Yeah I agree but like at 16:10 yo what the fuck, they knocked that's a no-no
OfflineTV: Is given a bracer
Also OfflineTV: "Yeah so basically I felt like a superhero"
7:27 a wierd vido glitch on michels arm
"Why am i being interviewed?"
-Yvonne 2020
best part of the video
“Why are you being quoted???”
- Jumu 2020
Michael: "I think I did archery once as a child"
Me: So last month?
no
Hahahah your so funny you crack me up you silly goose
@Nuggs it ah yes the man who decides what deserves the "haha funi" award. Stfu me and 124 other people enjoyed it, just cos you dont find it funny doesnt mean you can shit on other people
@@corkie679 who said I didnt enjoy it
@@corkie679 who
*Poki Wins*
Everybody:- How did you score this well...
Meanwhile Poki :- I am a fortnight sniper for almost a decade ✌️
3:12 lmaooo dude could have aimed that arrow anywhere else. poor Pokimane with the tense flinch lol
"He is scaring the crap out of that balloon"
Fed should be a stormtrooper in the next Star Wars movie.
Lol yeah, Michael really did a good joke
dynnerlovegirl.link/KVyQFwx0lya
@@georgerichards6343 the fuck?
The ballon was sweating of fear
Archery lessons everywhere else: stand up straight, dont move forward on release, now practice
This guy: close your eyes and become one with the balloon.
It was a really cool way to make you pay attention to your form tho. Like u have to make sure you get the textbook position right. Like they thought too hard about aiming I think. Funny but effective
@@jemlap yeah, professionals would tell you that archery is more about form than aim. This is why it's not as impressive to shoot standing still, but it is the best position to have the best form.
Become one with the force it sounded to me or Bruce Lee be the water in the cup
that's america for ya
It's about form tho, I think archery is more about form than actual aim
You can just tell how much experience that teacher has, he explains really quick and you can understand really well.
The reson to closing the eyes was so you memorize how you position yourself
OFFLINETV TRIES THERAPY SESSION (FT. ARCHERY)
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Instructor: *Starts getting Toast set up*
Poki: Oh, we meant that guy. *Points to Michael*
Instructor: I apologize. I understand. *Slowly slides to Michael*
Michael: Now you've offended both of us.
Toast: All around me are familiar faces...
"Who's the second strongest"
The second shortest
Let's be honest though, you should be much more worried about offending Michael. God knows what might happen if you offend Michael.
@@MrNightwood most probable is you get tased
@@facelessjack442 He creates a bot that follows and randomly tazes his enemies
@@ezaf5989 and that relates to this moment, we were having fun and laughing at, how?