How was it a surprise, he said he was going to upload this in his community feed. On top of that, Alzabo is the greatest pun artist I've seen. How could you miss this lmao
Nós literalmente temos tecnologia pra lançar mísseis intercontinentais com os VLS (Veículos lançadores de satélites) e já lançamos alguns satelites em órbita inclusive
A própria ABIN começou a investigar sabotagens francesas e americanas com diversas evidências, equipamentos e registros de estrangeiros nos arredores da base no maranhão só que nunca foi pra frente... O brasil é o país do futuro, só que os inimigos nacionais internos e externos não pensam o mesmo
I mean not really because of all the tipping points we are about to hit and Brazil is just a small part of the world you know... So were fucked either way! :D
It can be really living. I guess we would simply have to rethink what it is to us to live well. Because as it is right now is simply not sustainable and there will be inevitable change needed
@@razing303 I think they meant stuff like banning Woman from driving _not_ causing Mass Riots would signal an end to freedom and self determination, not stuff like the Eco Electronics Campaign💀
Demo3 is about maintaining democracy while trying to improve society Demo4 is about establishing whatever impossible ideological utopia you can imagine without any of the real world factors that make every extremist political ideology infeasible without genocide and petty wars to forcibly unite the people who arent just gonna change their minds and become ecofascists
I have a suggested modlist to play around with, which offers a multitude of interesting potential countries. For example, North Korea, just to get you interested -Democracy 4+ -Voting Systems+ -Business Confidence Plus -Disposable Income Rebalance -Cost of Living -Cost of Living - Urban Density -D4 Overhaul & Expansion -Latin America - 0.12.5 (worth keeping on as it adds a few general things like a stray animals statistic) And yes its all compatible
What an amazing game, and what an amazing run. For the first time in a while, I've been convinced to buy a game. Plus, it doubles that I've always had dreams of running a dictatorship, and whenever being given lawmaking positions or places of authority in RP servers for example, I always bolster the police force, blast propaganda, arm them with assault rifles, ban practically anything and enforce the punishment with death or instantaneous arrest, and giving those behind bars the option to pay large sums to leave just like that. Man... those were the days... the assassination attempts always sucked, but it kept my men on their toes, y'know? I even banned driving, and one time I banned running. But I felt bad for the running one, so I rolled it back. Anyways, great video, I had many laughs, I will eat the bugs, I'll stay in my pod, and I'll buy this game.
What makes not voting in Brazil isn't the fine, its the 2 hour line that you have to face to justify why you didn't vote. there's a series of consequences from not justifying why you didn't vote, if you live abroad they can even withhold your passport
I notice most actual issues at the end can be solved. Drug addiction I’ve managed on my games. Rare earth crisis just needs that green electronics initiative from earlier that now isn’t there; maybe also some mining. Multinational tax evasion can be solved through diverted profit taxes. Everything else is either not a problem or can’t be solved with this RP.
Ironically this would probably harm the environment more. Elinor Olstrom demonstrated that the commons like rivers and forests are better managed locally and autonomously.
I'm Brazilian and approve this reality. The Hue, Hue, Hue thing is canon, but you should improve your pronuntiation of "ão"(cidadão). It is a continuous nazal sound, like: li"on". I liked the video It is very good "muito bom".
90 hour working weeks, illegal unemployment, illegal retirement, society moved back into the 16th century, tourism and foreign relations are dead, massive corporative influence .... and that's just 10 minutes in!
I can just see the comments either going to only brazillians (opa) commenting something cool, or an all out war because uhh... some small tensions are going on rn
2:55 is that something countries can do without randomly sparking a war? Because that’s either really stupid or I’m just stupid… or it’s a random event because interest and balance
Thanks for watching! More CK3 and Victoria 3 is around the corner - what type of videos would you like to see next?
Looking forward to anything and everything you make for us, Senhor Presidente!
Thanks for accepting my challenge Alzabo. Greatly enjoyed.
Theocratic Ireland in Democracy 4
You should do a video on the gme "Suzerain"
I would love for more Imperator Rome gameplay!
He did it. He came to Brazil.
"Enough about Women's Rights. Let us talk about Women's Wrongs." Jair Bolsonaro before banning women from driving, 2023
I mean Lula is probably going to win the Election
Caralho até parece ele
@@andrecalegari2840 ele fala algo parecido a isso desde quando meu amigo vc é mt burro
Based
Lol I think you mean Alzabo Bolsonaro
"And women soon marched in the streets... Because they couldn't drive"
As a Brazilian woman I'm both impressed and concerned about [C E N S U R A D O] AND [C E N S U R A D O]
Sim gostosa, também odeio outras mulheres
Funny.
Nice to see a Brazilian womans perspective though.
I'm just happy alzbo got rid of your Carbon emissions! Could have killed us!
Yeah, let's not see it again tho.
Compreensível
Unexpected surprise but a welcome one. This will be fun. Obrigado Alzabo.
first
@@AlzaboHD real
as a Gaucho from RS, I’m quite exited
Edit: bro I just heard him say “Ipaneema” and I got a stroke
How was it a surprise, he said he was going to upload this in his community feed. On top of that, Alzabo is the greatest pun artist I've seen. How could you miss this lmao
@@Silverhand404 maybe, big surprise, he doesn’t read Alzabo’s community page
I like to imagine the Brazilians used rocket ships for transport after planes were banned
Brazil doesn't have a space program, it's ridiculous, but it's reality.
@@SulistaComunista It's not ridiculous. That's absolutely normal
@@SulistaComunista it does though, 4 launchings in the alcantra base were sabotaged by CIA agents causing the program to be defunded
Nós literalmente temos tecnologia pra lançar mísseis intercontinentais com os VLS (Veículos lançadores de satélites) e já lançamos alguns satelites em órbita inclusive
A própria ABIN começou a investigar sabotagens francesas e americanas com diversas evidências, equipamentos e registros de estrangeiros nos arredores da base no maranhão só que nunca foi pra frente... O brasil é o país do futuro, só que os inimigos nacionais internos e externos não pensam o mesmo
As a brazilian this seems a better Brazil than I live today. Vote on AlzaboHD for the second turn in this election
anything is better than now. shithole.
O sonho molhado da Marina Silva é esse vídeo aqui
Wow, a brazilian soyboy
90 hour work week is 16 hours 5 times a week and some more in saturday. this is still better than current brasil?
@@doublesalopetoimcre it's a joke.
the man literally halved all the pollution created by cars in one reform, what a genius policy maker.
And drastically brought down accidents
@@ZeroOmega-vg8nqBrought up* there's a reason insurance companies charge men more
@@Novasfan100 with half the cars, I don't really think accidents would increase...
You're going to Brazil to learn how to double jump
"Brazillian democracy", also known as an authoritarian kleptocracy
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Brazil is a kleptocracy for sure. Authoritarian not that sure
Aka capitalism, the unique thing being just how shameless they're about it
@@pedrosampaio7349 Give us some credit, the socialists stole our stuff too. They just gave "free" services in return.
@@pedrosampaio7349 capitalism without regulation.
Or
Capitalism without balances and checks.
Sustainable Militarized Police State made me spit out my beer.
You are a master at being a psychopath while still sounding like youre about to do some asmr
On one hand, humanity will probably live longer.
On the other hand, taking it this far means it's not really living.
I mean not really because of all the tipping points we are about to hit and Brazil is just a small part of the world you know... So were fucked either way! :D
BEGONE, NUANCE!
It can be really living. I guess we would simply have to rethink what it is to us to live well. Because as it is right now is simply not sustainable and there will be inevitable change needed
@@razing303 I think I'd rather die to global warming than "live" under a totalitarian state.
@@razing303 I think they meant stuff like banning Woman from driving _not_ causing Mass Riots would signal an end to freedom and self determination, not stuff like the Eco Electronics Campaign💀
Wow, Democracy 4 has a lot more features than 3.
Tempted to get it just to see what I can do to Poland.
Demo3 is about maintaining democracy while trying to improve society
Demo4 is about establishing whatever impossible ideological utopia you can imagine without any of the real world factors that make every extremist political ideology infeasible without genocide and petty wars to forcibly unite the people who arent just gonna change their minds and become ecofascists
>see what I can do to poland
I assume if you're playing as Germany...
@@joelfilho2625 oh no
@@joelfilho2625 what happened… 😮
👀
this is actually a unique idea I hadn't thought about eco fascism in Democracy 4
Brazil has the Amazon forest
@@pasha2136 really!?!?
@@fredrikkirderf2907 check the map
As a brazilian this is the future I expect for my country.
No
unfortunately no
As a man I would agree
This isn’t just the future for Brazil, but the whole western world.
Great video, Ted. I hope to see a new manifesto, when you're out of the prison
Wow! Now thats what I call "Ordem e Progresso"! What a nightmare! Anyway. Great content, as always. Keep it up, Alzabo!
Bem topical isso daí, malandro.
Loved the video. Your puns and rhymes always make me smile :)
Why is Alzabo playing as Horatio? Worse of all, Brazilian Horatio?! sounds like something out of my nightmares
Please upload more dem 4. It's so fun!
ok, you really came to Brazil. Obrigado pelo video, padrin tmj. Now conquer South America with Brazil on HOI4
Bro unironically became an ecofash
no way wholesome brazil
When the local artist start getting into eco.
Ah sweet, authoritarian horrors beyond imagination,my favourite.
Amazing see a gringo making a video of Brazil, thanks Alzabo
The perfect society doesn't exi-
I feel like there’s a book with this premise
Yea ecofascism is mildly known idea. Someone probably wrote a dystopian novel or something about it I imagine.
I have a suggested modlist to play around with, which offers a multitude of interesting potential countries. For example, North Korea, just to get you interested
-Democracy 4+
-Voting Systems+
-Business Confidence Plus
-Disposable Income Rebalance
-Cost of Living
-Cost of Living - Urban Density
-D4 Overhaul & Expansion
-Latin America - 0.12.5 (worth keeping on as it adds a few general things like a stray animals statistic)
And yes its all compatible
Just be careful not to put too many mods at once the game might crash even 32GB of ram PC is susceptible to crash
So basically you turned Brazil into a medieval feudal estate economically and socially
Though he also focused on environment
What an amazing game, and what an amazing run. For the first time in a while, I've been convinced to buy a game. Plus, it doubles that I've always had dreams of running a dictatorship, and whenever being given lawmaking positions or places of authority in RP servers for example, I always bolster the police force, blast propaganda, arm them with assault rifles, ban practically anything and enforce the punishment with death or instantaneous arrest, and giving those behind bars the option to pay large sums to leave just like that. Man... those were the days... the assassination attempts always sucked, but it kept my men on their toes, y'know? I even banned driving, and one time I banned running. But I felt bad for the running one, so I rolled it back. Anyways, great video, I had many laughs, I will eat the bugs, I'll stay in my pod, and I'll buy this game.
Let this man into art school....
Least radicalized grand strategy fan
I just came in here to say your thumbnail is fantastic. Lol.
Before: Afraid of Brazil
Now: Dead because I was afraid of Brazil
Considering this month is being chaotic due to Brazil voting on its president, this is a very relevant video.
This was fun. I'd love to see more.
Babe, wake up. New AlzaboHD vid just dropped.
O cara simplesmente fez o paraíso do Lulonaro XDD
Oh boy, Do We love democracy 4 with alzabo
This is my favorite video of yours yet fr
"Women marched in the street, because they could not drive cars." Holy shit lmfao
Alzabo got cut off by 1 woman too many before recording this video
The rhymes in your narration are a delight.
Loving your Democracy 4 videos man.
O sonho da Marina Silva em um vídeo... ggwp
Sonho dela é ver ladrão apoiador de ditadura eleito. Vagabunda suja q surge a cada 4 anos pra defecar nas pessoas.
What makes not voting in Brazil isn't the fine, its the 2 hour line that you have to face to justify why you didn't vote. there's a series of consequences from not justifying why you didn't vote, if you live abroad they can even withhold your passport
Re-educating, and reintegrating the dissedents into the soil, thereby enriching it.
I notice most actual issues at the end can be solved.
Drug addiction I’ve managed on my games.
Rare earth crisis just needs that green electronics initiative from earlier that now isn’t there; maybe also some mining.
Multinational tax evasion can be solved through diverted profit taxes.
Everything else is either not a problem or can’t be solved with this RP.
His voice and his rhyming is very satisfying
I WILL NOT EAT THE BUGS I WILL NOT LIVE IN A POD
Ironically this would probably harm the environment more. Elinor Olstrom demonstrated that the commons like rivers and forests are better managed locally and autonomously.
I feel like you can do whatever the hell you want in this game and your country turns into a utopia.
Oh trust me, there's plenty of ways to make it anything but a utopia.
And indeed, this isn't exactly utopia either.
Be careful not to get assassinated or voted out because that's the ways to lose
Seriously good rhymes in the beginning of the video.
What a ride it has been; and thanks for all the fish (and almost extinct species that live again)
And I'm back here playing democracy 2 still
Loving my only apple diet under the green state
“Come to Brazil. Just don’t go out after dark”
Alzabo is a fan of Linkola's writings?! Wow
So he basically solve unemployment by bringing back slavery. Seems about right lmao
*Brazil Intensifies*
I would love an achievement run or two
Im doing my part!
6:22 is such a good line
ECOLOGICAL WORLD CHAMPIONS LETS GOOOOOOOO 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷
CAMPEÃO DO MUNDO! 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷
He did it. He achieved eco-fascist hyperboria. In Brazil of all places!
Based
dude wrote an entire poem for his video, respect.
spotted a description error it's 2046 in-game that is also 9:08 this policy reduces the likelyhood of Water Shortage
cool vid bro, do Poland next, I'd love to see you play it
Why do I feel like this is literally the precursor to the Call of Duty: Ghosts campaign?
Fun fact:soy is one of if not the largest agricultural export in brazil
This is what the lorax would do if elected as president of brazil
Dear God, the mas man Finally did it. He actually came to our country.
God bless ya mate. xD
Unbelievable, shockingly, primordially BASED.
I'm Brazilian and approve this reality. The Hue, Hue, Hue thing is canon, but you should improve your pronuntiation of "ão"(cidadão). It is a continuous nazal sound, like: li"on". I liked the video It is very good "muito bom".
Marina Silva's dream
Obrigado Alzabo
This message has been approved by the world economic forum
Albert Zabo has uploaded ladies and gentlemen
Alzabo should have put PL instead of MDB
Oh no… STRAIGHT TO BRAZIL!
Love you Alz, keep it up ❤
Here we go!
Alzabo larped as the our candidate for reelection lol
Bruh, since when was that vegan teacher a politician
As someone who lives in Brazil, my loyalty to the ecological party is total.
Will you play vic 3 when it comes out?
Indeed! Got some fun ideas, can't wait
Alhamdu Lillah finally posted a video
Still better than any leader Brazil ever had
90 hour working weeks, illegal unemployment, illegal retirement, society moved back into the 16th century, tourism and foreign relations are dead, massive corporative influence ....
and that's just 10 minutes in!
Pretty please normalize the audio levels more so the ”s” sounds are a bit less sharp
That’s my only complaint otherwise great video :)
Pentti Linkola would be proud of you.
cool vid bro
I can just see the comments either going to only brazillians (opa) commenting something cool, or an all out war because uhh... some small tensions are going on rn
2:55 is that something countries can do without randomly sparking a war? Because that’s either really stupid or I’m just stupid… or it’s a random event because interest and balance
Soylent Green is made of people!
Play as Greece and see how far you can push the debt before you get voted out
"Solar powered tasers"
Hmm yes lore of your going to Brazil momentum 100
Have a warm comment for your cool video, bröther
Brazil with a food crisis is such a ridiculous concept. I wish it wasn't true.
The pornstar stuff was two years ago with Alexandre Frota
When did the riddler get in my recommend I mean I like it not gonna lie.
Lmao the riddler. Cheers!
As a Brazilian I can affirm, if we don't have meat for our barbecue we are going to burn some politicians, better not touch that.