Em Jay When she sent him away I was like Nooo! Bring him back! If it wasn’t like almost 2am I’d have probably yelled “BEHYYNN!” too 😂😂 He needs his own channel where he can be free to run his mouth without interference by SimplyMomLogical 😂😂
( is the tea that they're just taking the gig for the money and happen to be the super ~relatable conventionally attractive family-friendly influencers~ advertisers look for? :P brain is slow and stuck on overthinking this ha )
@@wanchingho8797 I mean and? Christine does nail art she also does other videos that people enjoy and that she enjoys making, I'd much rather watch someone wholeheartedly love the videos they make and have fun with it then do it because they feel like they need to; for followers or money. That is plenty of youtubers downfall 🤷♀️
Or make it an intro. We still need *Crash* Mr BeAsT 6000 OhOhOh! Mr BeAsT 6000 YeAh YoU kNoW hIs NaMe, ChAnGeD iT oNcE oR tWiCe BuT I tHiNk It’S hErE tO sTaY! *Crash*
I’m not sure if I’m happy or sad this won’t happen but either way Cristine has made it very clear she doesn’t want kids and as her fans we should respect that
She may not admit it or she might not even realise it... but whether it was subconscious or not, troom troom logo being on her middle finger? So not an accident XD
I love how she’s so humble about having so much money you know? She is also very smart with it! She’s also one of the only ones I know that also work a day job!
That was on purpose actually. At 9:02 she said she would like to give a secret message to troom troom while showing her middle finger. That was the secret message I suppose :D
3:59 One coat black polish... that’s Holo Taco, isn’t it Cristine!?!? She even used her creme polishes under our noses too! She keeps messing with us- first the cat clocks and now this
Troom Troom is the Russian soldiers from Stranger Things. Legend says that they are still working on trying to rebuild the machine for a hack video named "HoW tO gEt InTo ThE uPsIdEdOwN"
0:58 Cristine yelling for him as usual, Ben appearing and saying _"Simply?"_
So cute the heck
I was literally righ at that moment
“Simply? Do you wanna build a snow globe?...”
No? Nobody? Am I the only one?
Clara Gröning nope :)
That's a fact
Gacha Linda i made the like 1.8k 🤣 !
2:10 Ben didn’t bring you tea but...
He did _bring the tea_ if you know what I mean
Em Jay When she sent him away I was like Nooo! Bring him back!
If it wasn’t like almost 2am I’d have probably yelled “BEHYYNN!” too 😂😂
He needs his own channel where he can be free to run his mouth without interference by SimplyMomLogical 😂😂
Littlewings - he does have his own channel. It’s bentendo.
He needs his own tea spill/commentary channel
Aria Sapphirevalley it has like 3 videos on it 😂
Omg he roasted them
ben: "those girls look like they drink a lot of sugary soft drinks."
cristine: "BEN STOP!"
THE TEAAAAAA
( is the tea that they're just taking the gig for the money and happen to be the super ~relatable conventionally attractive family-friendly influencers~ advertisers look for? :P brain is slow and stuck on overthinking this ha )
Yeah same what’s the joke?
The joke is that they are too slim to be drinking 270 calorie bottles of Fanta.
@@seeduboyou Ben was just saying that they look way too thin to be drinking over processed, sugary drinks :)
time?
PLEASE SOMEONE SEE THIS: AT AROUND 0:54 WHEN BEN SAID “simply?” CRITINES FACE BRIGHTENED UP SO MUCH WITH JOY AND IT WAS ADORABLE
Aw its so adorable the love tho
i love them
0:59
Ben spills more tea than a drama channel
@@Jtzkb oh shit
If Ben spills the tea what does Cristine drink? 😂
The tea that hasn’t been spilled yet
But he’s the tea bringer-
watch out dramaalert
Cristine: “I could use a second opinion on this”
Me: *Rips headphones out as fast as I can*
you cant never escape it...
BBBEEEEEEYYYYYYNNNNNN
Lol that’s why I don’t wear my earbuds while I watch her🤣😂
Hey, at least she gave us fair warning! 😝
I skipped ahead 10 seconds so I didn’t have to here her say Ben
A T BENNNNNNNNNNN
simply: “I’m just not the best at drawing roses”
continues to make a great rose
ikr
2 comments (including mine) 1.1k likes HAHA
i know i was like EXCUSE ME?
No one:
Third grade English teachers:
Why are your fingers so long
Cristine: “I’m not good at rose sillouettes”
Also cristine: *perfectly makes a good rose silhouette *
You and safiya need to release a lipstick and nail polish line ASAP!
Franken simply
Day dreamer yeaaaaahhh and also love your profile pic
But Cristine’s channel isn’t really about nail art anymore:(
@@wanchingho8797 I mean and? Christine does nail art she also does other videos that people enjoy and that she enjoys making, I'd much rather watch someone wholeheartedly love the videos they make and have fun with it then do it because they feel like they need to; for followers or money. That is plenty of youtubers downfall 🤷♀️
cristine has a nail polish line at fun lacquer!
except that i think some may be discontinued
“Ben isn’t being very nice today”
But Cristine, when is Ben not dissing another TH-camr 😂🤦🏻♀️
Katia Rodriguez why did I have to use all my Brain cells for that 😂
Ben wasn't being nice, but cristine decides to leave it in the video. Cristine throwin' shade by proxy!
When he's dissing Cristine
When hes facetiming with tati. Lol
@@sophiestewart6392 same 😭🤣
That Saf inverted rose is unreal!!!!!
Honestly that is so freaking beautiful I love it so much!
Meow Rchl lmao your profile picture is like the reaction for your comment
I want that nail on all ten fingers, it's so gorgeous!
Cristine could be the richest woman in the world and she'd still shop at the dollar store lmao
I'm pretty sure she was quoting liza there but also you're not wrong
12:30😂
@@fanpet3912 yo that stores the best tho-
I mean same tho
We need a “Ben throwing shade for 20 minutes straight” compilation
I agree
*10 hours straight
Yes
Yay I am not the only one!😊
Yes pls
2 things people are shocked about:-
1. Cristine is doing nail art!
2. SHE IS FREEHANDING!!!!!
I would be even more shocked if she would do water marble...
Blue Moon Lover wow
3. She is wearing bright colors
Wowww
@@bluemoonlover9978 HAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAS
Her impersonator of Safiya killed me. The accent, the franken merch, dude I love Simply so much!!!❤️❤️❤️😂
Same💖😂
"Mr. BEaSt"
"RAwR"
Can that be his new outro?
Or make it an intro. We still need *Crash* Mr BeAsT 6000 OhOhOh! Mr BeAsT 6000 YeAh YoU kNoW hIs NaMe, ChAnGeD iT oNcE oR tWiCe BuT I tHiNk It’S hErE tO sTaY! *Crash*
@@Claire07 agreed.
Cristine doing nail art **gasps**
This more interesting than the beauty drama going on TH-cam
Cristine: *inhales* BEYYYYNNNNNNN
ben: *smol voice* simply?
I'm dying when he calla her "Simply"
I read it like *inhales beyyynnn*
@@sunflxwerz7567 lmao
iiyo :: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
At 0:57 😂
The way Ben said “simply” is just somethin’ else lol
“Basically she just turned them into crop tops” 😂😂 roasted
Yeah lol
She forgot about pewd's signature
That’s basically all she does in her yt merch “transformation” series
Laurdiy cut two James Charles sweaters in halo and sewed two different colours together.... and cropped it
Bryanna Fleshman I was gonna comment that on her video 😂😂
"Is that a hair I see? It's ok, we love a good scandal"
Jaclyn Hills?!?!
same here
It is funny I watched a video about that before I watched this, now I am trying to not think that every cat hair is part of THE TEA 🤣p
I was just about to comment that XD. Beeeeyn's obviously had some influence.
Christine: deep inhales: BEEEYN
Ben: in a faint sweet British voice: *simply?*
😭😂😭😂
That was the most detailed comment ever. I can hear their voices from that. THAT MADE MY DAY.
How was it British?
Its not Christine its Cristine
She is Cristine with no H
@@goodnight2931 if you go back and listen (I had to) he did it in a British accent
“PrEtTy LiTtLe LaUrs DonT hAtE!!” That had me deaddd 💀💀💀💀
Same
The fact that she really sounded like safiya blew my mind
Plot twist: safiya voice recorded that for her.
Just joking, cristine is just magical
*o*
*v*
what if there the same person illumanati
Yes
Ben is so shady and spills all the tea 😂😂💀
His job is being a professional tea spiller
Tru
×2
Cristine: does nail art again
Me: shook
Cristine: free hands willingly
Me: deceased
😂
Same. I was like...she's free-handing?! And choosing to forgo nail vinyls?! So, this is what happens when one no longer cares about nailart!
I was shooketh too, no acrylic trick??? But she freehanded really well, think she's improving?
My brother: what are you watching?
Me: simplynailogical
My brother: so she does nail art?
Me: we'll she used to
YOUR BROTHER???
@@lakeiseerie1109and?
@@emily191 Check out the video on Cristine's child actor career. "Your brother" is a line from her most favorite ad.
Will there be another Safiya Nygaard and simplynailogical colab because they are like my two favorite youtubers
That only happened when they were in the same city for Vidcon/YT.
They have with their 100000 dollars manicure 💅
Them live too long from eatcother
Collab**
Totally, the last few weeks I only watched them two.
She didn't use the Clickbait one... How clever B-)
BTW her Safiya's impression was disturbingly on point, especially the Frankenmerch joke XD
Her Safiya impression had me rolling! Just that lowering of the voice a bit was so on point.
You and Jen should react to Troom Troom sibling pranks. I would DIE for that
Jen?
omggg yesss
Crystal _Playz her sister
Yassssssssss
666 likes 😳
imagie if cristine acually had real children... they are having there friends over and they hear BEYYYYYYN every 5 minutes
haha lol
She has real children. Menchie and Zyler are gods
I’m not sure if I’m happy or sad this won’t happen but either way Cristine has made it very clear she doesn’t want kids and as her fans we should respect that
Ever heard of a joke kArEn
Lolll
I need Ben to make his own Tea(drama) channel and call it The Real Ben Shady right now. Please.
SIMPLYYYYYYYYYYY
Simplydramalogical
Harleen Hufflepuff especially relevant after the interview with Phil!!! So much tea.
yasss plus i love ur name!
SimpTea Benlogical
Try reimagining eyemakeup looks as nail art? Take the beautiful peoples art and bring it into your wheelhouse.
Oooo yeah that’s interesting
that’s actually a really cool idea!! i hope she does this!
Ohhhh nice one. Beat the beautiful people at there own game.
OH MY GOD YES!!! NIKKIE WOULD LOVE THAT AS WELL🤣😍💕
Yesss
"recreating youtuber merch..."
me: ok...
"...on my nails"
me: 😱
*is nobody gonna talk about how cristine actually looks to gorgeous this whole video?*
Emily Angela she is now Beautiful person
When I saw Liza's hoodie I was lowkey expecting a watermarble nail 😂😂
No Comment me too I was scared!
more like a new way to cheat at watermarbling xD
No Comment do you even know Kristine she HATES water marble 😂😂
We don't see menchie anymore!
“It’s time to get these youtubers where they belong “
Me:in the trash
Her :on my nails
Not David dobrik and Liza koshy tho
Everyone’s fine except Tana Mongoose. MrBeast is pretty cool
I thought the exact same thing
Mr beast can't go to trash
liza can definetely go to trash
Funny how Cristine put the Troom Troom nail art on her middle finger. 🤣 don’t know if that was intentional or not.
She may not admit it or she might not even realise it... but whether it was subconscious or not, troom troom logo being on her middle finger? So not an accident XD
Rip Troom boii
She did say she was sending a subliminal message 😂😂 13:48 she said secret message
it was COMPLETELY intentional
I think you missed the “subliminal message” joke here. 😂
I think I figured out the secret message: *the troom troom logo is painted on her “middle finger”* 😉😏
Oh my gosh it is! That's kinda genius tho lol
It was on her index finger?
@Geert De boer actually, no it wasn't. The logo was on the middle finger.
Emma Creswell oh XD sorry my mistake
Omg Cristine hahahaha, I thought you stopped doing nail art 😂
She stopped many years ago and then her channel became this lol
Cristine*
Its Cristine with no H
Clarise Joy Villalon didn’t you look at the title??
“She basically turned everything into crop tops” 😂
*Can we please give Ben his own roast channel?!!*
Yes
he has a channel but he never posts
She should try to follow a bob ross painting tutorial using nail polish. idk just a random thought
she would have done that 4 years ago
Good idea on paper but not on nails
Wølfie Gacha
But this video is about her drawing TH-cam merch ON NAILS?
She already did that tho sorry to burst your bubble
@@lkbarta9756 she didn't do that so sorry to burst your bubble
I love how she’s so humble about having so much money you know? She is also very smart with it! She’s also one of the only ones I know that also work a day job!
"She basically turn all the merch in to crop tops" 😂😂😂
Mariana Calvimontes the shade. Also like how many people can actually wear crop tops without feeling horrible about themselves.
It was very cute😂
@@claracatlady9844 exactly! The crop top strugle is real.
Ben addresses Cristine as Simply now, I can't 😂😂
“basically she turned all the merch into crop tops”
OOOOH the shade the shade
(no hate love you :))
sarah Hyatt she said it was very cute
тσиуαattarian i know it was a joke
sarah Hyatt I know just in case🙂
тσиуαattarian hehe :)
sarah Hyatt She did!!
Cristine drinks tea, Ben spills the tea, what a complementary couple
“A secret message to troom troom” **middle finger**
yes
yeah,!
4:38 looks like you got some Jaclyn Hill merch too!!
TheTumbleFever oh my gosh it took me a minute to get that 😭😭😭
AHHHH It took me a minute but I get it 😂 TEAAA
HAHA
THE S H A D E
Thats some serious shade.
I love it
8:42 "Hey Troom Troom, did you know about that hack, huh? Or is it not dumb enough?"
DEAD 😂😂😂
"I'm adding a one coat black polish because I expect nothing less"
I see you there past Simply . . . I seeeee you
Nobody:
Not a living soul:
Not a single thing in the entire universe:
*ben spills tea*
Everyone does that nowadays, actually. But yes, Ben is shady af in this video. lol
I love how no one brings up that she basically roasts laurdiy for like the first 5 min of the video 😂😂
Lol 😜
Yuhh
Well Lauren roasts herself about her cropping lol
**still waiting for overnight oats recipe**
omg mee too! every time when she post an overnight oats on her ig story im like " cristine where the f is recipe?!"
Lol same here
The ginger bread house video, Ben shows the recipe
@@mars-xx4sd thanks gurlll
@@mars-xx4sd hey i watched the video its not there :(
Her Safiya impression was on point😂 and just all the impressions🤣🤣🤣
5 minute crafts: We have the weirdest and impractical stuff on our channel!
Troom Troom: Hold my blue eyed girl
Lol thankyou for this comment
*iT's NoT a PrObLeM aNyMoRe*
Where’s the red head?
Ok
haha YESSSSSS
After watching this video I think I actually MISS watching you do nail art! I like how you threw in some comedy after each nail. Nice job!
“is that a hair i see? that’s ok we love a good scandal”
I DIEDDDDDDDD LMFAOOOOOOOO
No one:
Me: Laughing at Tana's scrunched up face at 5:15
Oh I thought her face was normally like that.
" I could use a second opinion on this "
*lowers volume*
" BBBBEEEYYYYNNNNNNNN "
Notice she made troom trooms nail on her middle finger 🤣
That was on purpose actually. At 9:02 she said she would like to give a secret message to troom troom while showing her middle finger. That was the secret message I suppose :D
The troom troom middle finger
Yas
Lol
Phoenix Dawn lmao the likes are at 911
You gotta get Daniel Howell merch, especially the "dont talk to me" sweater. I feel that represents you sm Cristine
little did we know, she was using holo taco the entire time.
“We love a good scandal” was that a Jaclyn reference lmfao? Cause I love that for you
5:22 you know theyre besties when their impression of each other is on point
Cristine in loud growely voice: *BEEEEEEEYN*
Ben in quiet, faintly British accent: "Simply?"
Amurry 24537 isn’t that from one of the songs. Like where she did a version of do you want to build a snowman.
Alternative title: Simply Roasting TH-camrs for 13 mins Straight
3:59 One coat black polish... that’s Holo Taco, isn’t it Cristine!?!? She even used her creme polishes under our noses too!
She keeps messing with us- first the cat clocks and now this
Appaloosa the glossy taco she used isn’t in the description either 👀💿🌮 hmmm I wonder what she’s working on 👀👀👀👀👀
And the flakie holo tacco. You forgot to mention the holo tacco she's using. I didn't see the bottle at all. 💿🌮👀
Wait can someone explain what happened with the cat clocks?
The 5 H💿L💿 TACO 🌮 polish bottles can be see in the shelves
@@emilymcduffie2219 Every video the clock changes colour
Always makes the day better 😊 Hope you and Ben have a lovely day!
I'm early
This is so sweet.
Lindsey Sanford WITH *TEA*
FREEHANDING?? Who are you Cristine....i feel like I don't even know you 😭
"I used a one coat black polish" - hmmmmmm, didn't think we would catch that did you.
Came here after the holo taco launch realizing that she is using her own holo taco😂
lildream catcher me too
And the black for the safiya nail
You can see it on the shelf behind her XD
All three of them!
And the one coat black
11:44 “wait a second, is that a HaIr I sEe!?” ... “Eh, that’s okay we love a good scandal”
*Cristine is getting impacted by Ben’s s h a d e*
ahhh it's a little laura!
Cristine needs to go to Disney World because they just released a bunch of Holo merch
And I oop-
Ally 4 5y5r5&rhyt^WEYHFG
Yesss
Troom Troom is the Russian soldiers from Stranger Things.
Legend says that they are still working on trying to rebuild the machine for a hack video named "HoW tO gEt InTo ThE uPsIdEdOwN"
Well, troom troom is actually from Ukraine. BUT their original channel is Russian
@@yipeeyipeeeyipee issa joke not actually saying it was true.
lol
no one :
absolutely no one:
cristine: ThEreS OnNe ThinNg MissIng... A hoOlo TaCo
M W thats not how you spell one its not onne
SunnyDill i did that on purpose u must not understand the meme
Cristine : Smiles and says Laura is DIY queen.
Also Cristine: Basically she turned them all to crop tops 🤣
Simply: dont worry I'm giving this to jen
End simply: wow this is a really nice sweatshirt
*ends up keeping shirt*
The joy it gives me to hear Safiya’s intro in a simply video 😍
Loved the Saf impression lol. Also she's the only youtuber I watch from those
same
Me too!
Me too😂
I have no clue who the others are. Saf for the win!
Same ! Her and Liza
Christine: *ITS TIME TO DO NAIL ART*
Me: *yOu SaY sO?*
H is for haters sooooo no h
@@petrioca dude it's just a joke I ain't no hater😂😂😂
mahem Mohy I was playing its a song from “Ew” I was thinking of it when I was typing the comment sorry for the *cOnFuSiOn*
Is that Menchie hair? Or some of Jaclyn Hills lipstick hair?
Novera AfseenARMY tHe ShAdE
Tea!
🍵
BURN!!
and i oop-
"im not the best at drawing roses"
*draws masterpiece*
why is your impression of safiya so good KDHDKDDJ
Because its her only friend
@@sonia-gn3jf roasted lmao
@@sonia-gn3jf Flipping died
Who else would like to see Cristine doing her merch on her nails?
I'M WAITING FOR THAT
Holo
Same
Cristine:I'm not the best with drawing roses
Also Cristine:*creates master piece*
So right :D
Right
13:17 sneaky sneaky Holo Taco Easter egg there 😏
Is this.... no.. n-nail art on SimplyNAILogical??
Edit: 0:59 Beyyynn sounds traumatized
Cristine: “i’m not good at drawing a rose silhouette”
Also Cristine: makes a frickin’ master piece😂
Cristine: is that a hair is see? Oh well we love a good scandal
Me: SHADEEE WATCH OUT JACLYN 💀😂
COPIEEDDD WATCH OUT CHARLEY
Could be a dig at someone *Cough Cough* doing a sponsored ad for hair vitamins.
Cristine: "It's time to stop doing nail art."
Me: "..."
Also me: "I thought that happened ages ago"
honestly in love with the safiya nail like omg
“BEN STOP”
Me: BEN DONT STOP!!!
“Ben isn’t really nice today”
Me: Yeah, I love it 😂 because he is so right.
Cristine: "im starting to think that they're a top secret Russian spy project"
me: Katya?
Yes?
(It's just...it's my name)
WhEre Is ThE BlUe EyEd girL!!!!!!
@@beazabiny2393 im talking about the drag queen LMAO but i love your name!
" I could use a second opinion on this "
" *BBEEYYNNNN* "
*rip headphone users* 💀💀😂😂😂
edits:thanks for all the likes guyss❤
I literally read this as she said it! 😂😂😂
Thank lord i dont wear headphones in the morning
I like watching Simply’s old videos and seeing her use Holo Taco before we knew there was a Holo Taco. She even called it a one coat black polish 😊
no one:
Absolutely no one:
Definitely not Jaclyn Hill:
Cristine: iS tHaT A HAIR?!
Wtf this made me lol too hard, didn't expect that comment
we love a good scandal LMAOOO the shadeeee
Didn’t expect this one - actually dying
I saw it and started rolling my eyes and then saw ‘definitely not Jaclyn Hill’ and ‘is that a hair’ and had to laugh
Oh my god I’m crying 😂
"gonna put liza on the thumbnail, rumor has it, it brings a million views"
vlog squad: quaking
The only reason I clicked on this immediately is because Liza was in the thumbnail lmao
*“Recreating TH-camr Merch on my nails”*
More like shading every other TH-camr besides Saf.
Trashie Starr yasss I love them together
She didn’t shade Mr.Beast tho jimmy is innocent
So shading every TH-camr I don't watch 😅
She didn't shade h3H3!
Trashie Starr teaaa
7:47 i thought she was saying "Never mind they're absolutely insane!" 😂😂