i always hate people who brag about having a better understanding of a second language than actual natives so what if they're good at this language? do they want an award, a medal?
shout out to philip for typing his own CC on his videos. appreciate all the work you put into your videos and for keeping the counter strike community alive after so many years
@@secrettsundere955 "Hey guys, let's all laugh at Philip, am I right?.... Guys?" I also like how he's so arrogant about his "english" skills that he forgets to capitalise proper nouns.
"I've been told thay I have better english than most natives, lol" Didn't capitalize "English". Also didn't capitalize "If" in front of a period, and ineffective overuse of said period(...). Jesus, at least my English is better than his. And I'm Indonesian lol. Edit: OK. I messed up a bit.
@@anteeemc en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Average_human_height_by_country it seems (it could be wrong i dont know) that you where a bit off (and mind this is some time ago so people are a bit taller now then it was at that time) no hard feelings from here
Lmao I checked and Netherlands is ~6ft, Sweden and norway were ~5'11 and denmark was ~5'10 I think. So yeah, ~5'11 overall, he's a midget and distressed.
@@mooncalf_4534 i used the power of google to determine that the average height in Scandinavia is 5'5.7" so... idk you can't always trust the internet.
@@FSGoingStraight Nein sagt man nicht, das ist ein türkisches Sprichwort, was Migranten ins deutsche übersetzt haben und benutzen. Vor 20 Jahren hat niemand sowas hier gesagt
11:17 Whoever was criticizing your captions is just rude. You never had to type the captions, you did it voluntarily, yet they are giving your flack for it... shameful. I appreciate your captions.
I'm not deaf and I speak (American) English but I still like the subtitles. Most TH-camrs don't do nearly that much work, except for maybe the super cool ones like Ahoy. Thanks Philip :D
The absolute contrast between the cool semi-professional tone of the video and then the absolute beat down you deliver in the comment section to random people makes my day
11:53 My fellow Scandinavian is definitely short. Source: The internet Avg Scandinavian height (male): 5'11" Kinda ironic to write this comment on this video.
It should be illegal for TH-camrs to be this good. I don't even play CS:GO but I love every single CS:GO video you make. It's amazingly well researched, written and edited. Topics like map mapping is also easy to follow as the videos are well paced and doesn't go into detail on unnecessary topics.
I remember times when I've been making a few mistakes in my videos intentionally because people in the comments will notice it, and more comments the video gets, it's ranking grows.
I know I am laye but it's 5'10.5 And that is the average male height. Average female height is 5'6. Still above the international average though so whoever sent that comment is still a dumbo.
"Yes I know this particular pronounciation guide is a parody" 3kliks actively working against correction spams ahah love your 99% correct, 100% perfect, 100%kliksphilip content!
Your search - *cralamandistic* - did not match any documents. Suggestions: ● Make sure that all words are spelled correctly. ● Try different keywords. ● Try more general keywords.
We Scandinavians are pretty tall, so i don't know what that guy was talking about.😂 We are longer than average, yes. And that is also according to a bunch of studies. So you were right on that joke!👏👏👏
Imagine if todays journalists put as much effort into writing articles as Philip does into making videos. Keep up the great work dude, your attitude is spot on.
I really appreciate all the efforts you put into your videos philip, even though i have watched each video i still go back to it from time to time cause its just so well done. Thank you!
While almost all the comments in this comment section are about you getting a sponsor or video suggestions, I on the other hand like the message of your video. You coming to the realization that you aren't perfect and understanding that your imperfections are what make you yourself is truly moving.
It always gets me frustrated when i see someone comments something absolutely cralamandistic about a single tiny mistake in the video. Finally we have a viseo to link to those cralamen the word i used is in the top comment of this video
11:19 "I've been told that I have better english than most natives, lol" Haha so cool, what's his name. I really want to talk to him, he is the coolest person out there. Wow.
You've talked about teaching in a way that's very similar to being a writer or an editor - what you say and what you don't day are two crucial things there as well. And thanks for all the effort and great work! I didn't know your showcase videos are so in-depth, I had skipped most of them since I don't enjoy weapon finishers as much. But the one about pseudo 3D ones had caught my eye.
I have NordVPN because they gave me 3 years premium for free for sending them a random picture of Terry A. Davis on twitter, can your sponsor beat that?
Scientists at nuclear power plant - miscalculated People- eh whatever TH-camr- *says 2304485938 instead of 2304485983* People- *oH tHaT hUmAn sHouLd bUrN iN heLl hOw dAre hIm mAke A miStaKe?!*
You probably don't know it, but you do have a small fan base in China, philip. English is my third language and I am genuinely thankful for the subtitles. In most cases, you might have been spending hours typing out subtitles that might not even appear on most viewers' screens. I just want you to know that the effort you put in for the subtitles is greatly helpful for viewers like me. Thank you!
Dag yo, 3kliksphillip going to the main for this. Kliksphillip has done some similar talking, but getting real on the big channel today. 99% of us love your videos homie. Hope the 1% complaining about the 1% doesn't drag you down. As for me, it's good to see you are still human though. Much appreciation!
Um you got the title wrong, you’re actually 97.74847% correct. I went through every one of your videos and calculated the exact percentage of how correct you are just to make a comment that achieves absolutely nothing.
3thousand licks man I have been obsessed with your videos recently. Educational without being boring, and having enough humor to make you laugh out loud at times. It's perfect.
haha pewdiepie said"3 thousands liks philip". what was the video? i remembered that time he mentioned you. i forgot how did he found your channel, his videos are just fucking random..
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What a cralamandistic video!
what the does that even mean
@@basedphilosopher that's the joke bro.
@@MaybePlato Ehhh... Crabmeat Video..?
what does this word even mean bro
wtf this video is the only result on google
"I hand-type captions for each of my videos to help the deaf..."
and I still love you for that
but I'll be honest with you, your voice in your videos is so clear that you could just let the youtube bot do it instead.
I really love youtubers that care about accessibility. I wish more content creators cared about it.
Now I understand that sneaky "just a few kliks" 😃
@@MoeNinjaCat agreed
@@MoeNinjaCat thescore esport have good content and i just cannot hear what the guy is saying, no CC either. 3klikphilips is the best
“The only man who never makes a mistake is the man who never does anything”
Theodore Roosevelt
"Some would argue that not doing anything is a mistake in itself
Morten Skyggebjerg Olesen I just call that Sunday
you underestimate my abilities
Theodore Roosevelt did a lot of stuff dude wtf square up
Eric McKeown are you trolling?
3kliksphilip, I will ddos you if you don't give me your youtube login
Oh no he has expressvpn
Foiled again
DAM YOU PHILIP I WAS SO CLOSE UNTIL...
oh wait its india
No hwart buttt ok
Editing the comment rem9ves the heaet btw
@@dubl33_27 o_O
when you said a 12 year old could understand this script I doubt it because no 12 year old knows what cralamandistic means
Okey desonk
Okey desonk
Okey desonk
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Okey desonk
11:18 “I’ve been told I have better English than most natives, lol” this genuinely pains me to read
The moment when the sentence doesn't make any sense...syntax.
"mom told me im good at english" basically
the lol at the end is literally what killed his whole argument
English inst my frist langouage in fact my country had over 100 native langouage i only had 2 native langouage that i understand
i always hate people who brag about having a better understanding of a second language than actual natives
so what if they're good at this language? do they want an award, a medal?
shout out to philip for typing his own CC on his videos. appreciate all the work you put into your videos and for keeping the counter strike community alive after so many years
Damn that'll help me a lot !
I didn't know that !
Thanks. I'm deaf and blind, it help me
@@matheusteps U need braille lol
How can I express how much I like 3kliks
I'm so glad I paused and read your reply at 11:21. That guy just got destroyed lmao
That guy was so arrogant tbh, like he was the only person in the world who only had that ability smh
dude was straight up talking about 3kliks like he didn't just respond to the comment
@@secrettsundere955 "Hey guys, let's all laugh at Philip, am I right?.... Guys?"
I also like how he's so arrogant about his "english" skills that he forgets to capitalise proper nouns.
"I've been told thay I have better english than most natives, lol"
Didn't capitalize "English". Also didn't capitalize "If" in front of a period, and ineffective overuse of said period(...).
Jesus, at least my English is better than his. And I'm Indonesian lol.
Edit: OK. I messed up a bit.
@@BlueV205 Hello abang greetings from Malaysia 🇲🇾
Lol at the 5'6'' Scandinavian who says he is average height in Scandiavia. Look like he's having a hard time coping
the average height in sweden 176.5 cm and in sweden its 179 or 180 i think (for men)
@@anteeemc en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Average_human_height_by_country it seems (it could be wrong i dont know) that you where a bit off (and mind this is some time ago so people are a bit taller now then it was at that time) no hard feelings from here
Lmao I checked and Netherlands is ~6ft, Sweden and norway were ~5'11 and denmark was ~5'10 I think. So yeah, ~5'11 overall, he's a midget and distressed.
@@mooncalf_4534 i used the power of google to determine that the average height in Scandinavia is 5'5.7" so... idk you can't always trust the internet.
Average heights also consider women who are generally shorter than men
How do you make a rant video and still come off as friendly?
I kiss your soul, Philip, I really do.
Bruh bruh bruh bruhbruhbruh.................
Thats the one of tyhe fucking results if you google "cralamandistic "(the top comment) LMAO that so funny
I German we would say "ich küsse dein Auge Bruder" xD
@@FSGoingStraight Nein sagt man nicht, das ist ein türkisches Sprichwort, was Migranten ins deutsche übersetzt haben und benutzen. Vor 20 Jahren hat niemand sowas hier gesagt
@@LordDucarius Das ist der Witz -.-
He accepts his mistakes and doesn't make the other side feel wrong about what they said (ergo no one is mad).
3 thousand licks Philip I'm dying
What? Is there something wrong with that? I don't get what's so funny.
@@zoomspilo6798
3k liks philip
3kliksphilip
*get it now?*
"The gap between my videos and perfection, is what makes my videos mine." -3k
(That was such a good end for a video.)
That’s why he is 100% perfect.
What is 3 thousand?
Edgar Salazar It’s an abbreviation for 3kliksphilip
@@EdgarFroes 50x60
If 3kliksphilip releases a video that has a thumbnail without a lense flair, I'll ask my crush out
Oh. My. God.
You're right, there is too many lens flairs, jesus.
@@tjdiddy every single one
The latest video has a thumbnail without a lense flair (the face reveal video). Go ahead!
Pretty sure it’s called a lens flare, but ok.. Not judgin’ though.
I shidded mahself rn
This video is so genius most people wouldn't understand...
Rick and Morty must be your favorite show.
@@tjdiddy it takes a 200 iq person to understand "shit on the floor"
The point of he video :
Always take all of the 3kliksphilip advice and others with a pinch of salt
Zombie scape!
The only problem with this video is it isn’t 10 seconds longer...
I think it's because people think of you as a perfectionist.
A double edged sword
I think it's more that people just love to correct others because it makes them feel superior in a way
(yes i know how ironic my comment is)
@@ThePamimo ironic indeed but I also believe this is the more likely reason on top of how 3kliksphilip presents his videos.
Actually I calculated you are only 97.43% correct
Literally unwatchable
valve, pls fix
He said he is not 100% correct
@@ManSteveAsperger joke went way over your head
So the %1 cuased that
Finally you got a sponsor! Well deserved.
he got sponsored by dell a few times
11:17 Whoever was criticizing your captions is just rude. You never had to type the captions, you did it voluntarily, yet they are giving your flack for it... shameful. I appreciate your captions.
6:28 holy shit he laughed
yes omg i never heard him laugh before
Turns out he is only human....
Thanks so much for writing close captions c: - I'm French and they help a lot
Sacre blue
TABERNAK CALISSE
I like fries
damn you are a blessing for this community
3kliksphilip: "I'm in Serbia, whoops now Mongolia, ah see now i am in Croatia"
God: *What the fu-*
you just made my day
7:11 another mistake, you spelt "Of" instead of "If" in your TH-cam comment. Disliked, unsibscribed, I can't trust your content.
unsibscribed. I see what r u doing there mate. ;)
You’re the only TH-camr I will gladly watch the advertisements of
I'm not deaf and I speak (American) English but I still like the subtitles.
Most TH-camrs don't do nearly that much work, except for maybe the super cool ones like Ahoy.
Thanks Philip :D
So you are a man of culture as well. Ahoy's Iconic Arms series is the best of his contents IMO.
I speak American.
Why is Ahoy not uploading??
Life of boris also does captions, philips and life of boris are 👌👌👌👌
ninjagibus And Dunkey
I think it is time for an updated version on a 'can you take more than 99 hits' now that danger zone is live.
BOBAnEEEEEEE
Maybe the heavy assault suit changes it??
answer: yes, since you have more hp, theres your answer
Vojaneeeeeeeeee treba update verzije
Every player on the server has to get maximum amount of money for medshots and drop them to the test subject.
3kliksphilip: Chooses Serbia in VPN
I feel privileged
Isto hahaha
@@radoman7659 takodje :D
Isto. Kad čujem reč „ Serbia “ ja se osecam kao bog
Bukvalno
Ispade kao da smo egzoticna zemlja poput mongolie
The absolute contrast between the cool semi-professional tone of the video and then the absolute beat down you deliver in the comment section to random people makes my day
11:53
My fellow Scandinavian is definitely short.
Source: The internet
Avg Scandinavian height (male): 5'11"
Kinda ironic to write this comment on this video.
It should be illegal for TH-camrs to be this good. I don't even play CS:GO but I love every single CS:GO video you make. It's amazingly well researched, written and edited. Topics like map mapping is also easy to follow as the videos are well paced and doesn't go into detail on unnecessary topics.
haha same lol
Don't worry about the haters Phillip, we'll always support you!
How can you hate him? :)
There is literally no haters though
@@thinkingemoji5924 🤔
Those weren't really haters though. Just quite impolite people.
@Gb 113 T H E C R I T I C A L S H I T
0:38 "DO THIS AND MORE IN JUST A FEW CLICKS .philip. FOR LESS THAN 7 DOLLARS A MONTH-"
did not notice that and im glad you pointed it out xD
He did it again! xD
Is that a meme or something, i've never heard that before. Also i legut thiught he stumbled on sayig for less
Cos Ta did u got stroke in middle of typing? :D
noice, thsanks for pointing that out
“The better I do at not making mistakes, the worse it is when I finally make one”
that hit home.
“the gap between my videos and perfection is what makes my videos mine” well said 3thousand-licks-Philip
I remember times when I've been making a few mistakes in my videos intentionally because people in the comments will notice it, and more comments the video gets, it's ranking grows.
lol i genious, it works cause everyone is so toxic in the comments
5'6 is NOT an average height in scandinavia... the average height is 6 feet... Short guy
When will they learn?
I know I am laye but it's 5'10.5
And that is the average male height.
Average female height is 5'6.
Still above the international average though so whoever sent that comment is still a dumbo.
Hi Philip, loved your video on Skyrim
11:25 You pronounced controversy wrong, bad video 3 thousand licks Philip
you pronounced "liks" wrong. bad comment. No millk for you.
Gotta copy this comment now and post it on 50 accounts to get 3000leakPhilInternet protocols attention
@@vinitsingh3399 you pronounced "millk" wrong. Dissapointed
@@Sergiuszwil You pronounced ''dissapointed'' wrong. I feel afwul.
@@alsee8705 You pronunced "afwul" wrong.
0:13 philip is now extremely based and a war criminal
epic
Everyone ask
What about the new update 3kliks
Nobody ask
What about you 3kliks
Sad :::(((
99% or 98%? It doesn't matter! I love you 100%
that was a nice comment +1 rep
We love him 3k liks phillip
11:25 you pronounced komtraverstee wrong. 3kliks pls fix
I saw this comment coming even before checking the comments
Dude, here did it on purpose
@@Hiro-vi8xp The joke
Your head
That express-vpn intro will be the topic of next weeks 1klik video.
What’s a few more hours of polish in the grand scale of things?
YES I LOVE THIS QUOTE
I just looked up cralamandistic and you're video was the only result
same LMFAO
your*
@@rapidfart9579 you HAD to point that out, didn't you?
@@savagebro8985 I'm only acting upon my duty kind sir.
"Yes I know this particular pronounciation guide is a parody"
3kliks actively working against correction spams ahah
love your 99% correct, 100% perfect, 100%kliksphilip content!
3kliks u dont know how unhappy i would be if u woudnt exist much love from syria
оk
Maybe you are using a vpn and are not from Syria....
@[ Soviet Maverick ] its a joke because of the express vpn sponsor...
I misread that abt 5 times. XD
Your search - *cralamandistic* - did not match any documents.
Suggestions:
● Make sure that all words are spelled correctly.
● Try different keywords.
● Try more general keywords.
We Scandinavians are pretty tall, so i don't know what that guy was talking about.😂
We are longer than average, yes. And that is also according to a bunch of studies.
So you were right on that joke!👏👏👏
@@RealRGB RGBarN
A kliksphilip’s video with an ad? Omg, I’m so -disappointed- glad you earn some more money.
Imagine if todays journalists put as much effort into writing articles as Philip does into making videos. Keep up the great work dude, your attitude is spot on.
I love how you tagged it ad, so we wouldn’t be tricked. Thanks phil!
You actually need to do it. Or you need to say it clearly in your vid.
yea fcc requires it by law
Best CS tuber of all time imo!
Thank you for the brilliant content, 420klikphilip
I love how you can be so polite when you explain to people how stupid they are. Not sarcastic. I love your content
I really appreciate all the efforts you put into your videos philip, even though i have watched each video i still go back to it from time to time cause its just so well done. Thank you!
Skins have stories? Now that I did not know
No way, they are pumped out by a mindless computer after all.
“The gap between my videos and perfection is what makes these videos mine.”
Wow, really beautiful closure (and video overall)
Welcome to Serbia, Philip. Hopefully you'll stay longer next time.
Well he did actually visit Croatia multiple times. So he was close to Serbia :)
Hey Philip, it's 2020 now and you're... WRONG! 21 years ago the CS series was started.
While almost all the comments in this comment section are about you getting a sponsor or video suggestions, I on the other hand like the message of your video. You coming to the realization that you aren't perfect and understanding that your imperfections are what make you yourself is truly moving.
Cracow is an english name for Kraków (polish) there is only one pronunciation for either. Same with Warsaw (Warszawa).
Is your brother ok after the odgrub trillogy?
(Also i think you are a big batman fan)
"Opening up all sorts of other opportunities" - Oh we know what you're talking about 2kliksphilips
I'm wondering what's your average audience retention of your videos?
I always watch your videos through the end.
It always gets me frustrated when i see someone comments something absolutely cralamandistic about a single tiny mistake in the video.
Finally we have a viseo to link to those cralamen
the word i used is in the top comment of this video
Yeah the top comment had it before ye
@@aarontheperson6867 i mentioned it in my comment already?
11:19 "I've been told that I have better english than most natives, lol"
Haha so cool, what's his name. I really want to talk to him, he is the coolest person out there. Wow.
"I've been told that I have better english than most natives, lol" (edited)
Yeah, right
im better at english than a native 2 year old
Waiting for a whoosh here lawl.
@Spun3X No 3kilksfilip is my favorite youtuber
12:53 You showed a clip with subtitles in the background making the on screen subtitles hard to read. 3kliksphilip pls fix
Like ako si Srbin. Mrzim ovo da pricam
Najmanje sam ocekivao da ce reci za Srbiju lel
You've talked about teaching in a way that's very similar to being a writer or an editor - what you say and what you don't day are two crucial things there as well.
And thanks for all the effort and great work! I didn't know your showcase videos are so in-depth, I had skipped most of them since I don't enjoy weapon finishers as much. But the one about pseudo 3D ones had caught my eye.
good job 3kliksphilip, I know that bum 2kliksphilip will never get a sponsor
I have NordVPN because they gave me 3 years premium for free for sending them a random picture of Terry A. Davis on twitter, can your sponsor beat that?
lol wait wut
seriously?
Terry wouldn't approve of this
for real? Because 3 years for free for a simple picture?
terry wouldnt use a five eyes botnet...
OH NO you're not getting away with that "gif" one buddy.
MOVING ON
Your Skyrim video was fantastic. I hope there is more to come
You can already bypass the youtube country restriction by changing your language. Still nice vid tho.
Scientists at nuclear power plant - miscalculated
People- eh whatever
TH-camr- *says 2304485938 instead of 2304485983*
People- *oH tHaT hUmAn sHouLd bUrN iN heLl hOw dAre hIm mAke A miStaKe?!*
We europeans actually really appreciate all these great VPN offers considering that article 13 will pass in 2020 :)
ok
No
Thank you for choosing Serbia lol
Been subscribed to you for the last 3 years
Predstavljeni smo kao egzoticna zemlja
being 99% correct and use vpn (the 1%)
Actually, it's being 93.789421% correct
8:30 "Funky Faustão Cat" hahaha acho que só os BR entenderam
huehuehue
quando eu vi isso tive que pausar o video e vir nos comentários procurar esse comentário kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
As a serbian, I can confirm, express VPN will make those vids available! ;)
опа руский нашелся, я думал я тут один
@@bakmusora6262 hahahah. Я уверен, что многие россияне смотрят 3kliksphilip
Funky Faustão Cat apareceu num vídeo do 3kliks, what a time to be alive...
Kkkk
Né, BR é foda!
When you showed the DramaAlert clip I was curious to why he said your name so I looked it up...
I'm scarred for life now.
Mister.
I hate you.
Look at what you made me do.
I hope you have a shitty day.
What happened
You said that "99% Correct" instead of "Minecraft Steve" THIS VIDEO IS SO BAD! UNWATCHABLE!
You probably don't know it, but you do have a small fan base in China, philip. English is my third language and I am genuinely thankful for the subtitles. In most cases, you might have been spending hours typing out subtitles that might not even appear on most viewers' screens. I just want you to know that the effort you put in for the subtitles is greatly helpful for viewers like me. Thank you!
"Do this in a few kliks *philip* "
Oh look, now im in Mongolia! Hahahahahah, Mongolia....
I don't natively speak English so thanks for the subtitles 3kliksphilip!
Dag yo, 3kliksphillip going to the main for this. Kliksphillip has done some similar talking, but getting real on the big channel today. 99% of us love your videos homie. Hope the 1% complaining about the 1% doesn't drag you down. As for me, it's good to see you are still human though. Much appreciation!
TH-cam comments are cancer Philip, just leave them.
3kliks got a sponsorship!? When did this happen? (It's about time.)
Funky Faustão cat, oloquinho meu se tá no vídeo uahauahauaha
Kkkkkk
funky faustão cat
lmao
is that a motherf*cking brazil reference???????
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK pqp
Um you got the title wrong, you’re actually 97.74847% correct. I went through every one of your videos and calculated the exact percentage of how correct you are just to make a comment that achieves absolutely nothing.
3thousand licks man I have been obsessed with your videos recently. Educational without being boring, and having enough humor to make you laugh out loud at times. It's perfect.
I’m really glad you found a sponsor that you like decently enough!
AAAA POZDRAV IZ SRBIJE!!!!!!!(yes i watched the full ad... .-.)
Finaly taking sponsorships,proud of you Philip. (Edited because of typos)
Wtf does cralamandistic means?
haha pewdiepie said"3 thousands liks philip". what was the video? i remembered that time he mentioned you. i forgot how did he found your channel, his videos are just fucking random..