@@SparkStylesExtras The human skeleton weighs less than you might think. It only accounts for about 15 percent of a person's weight as many of the bones are hollow and house marrow that produces our blood among other chemicals and cell types. So, if a person weights 150 pounds, their skeleton will only weigh about 22.5 pounds. So that would mean Mr Burn’s bones are mostly dust
This is the same Mr Burns who was fat one time because he followed Homer’s positive restaurant reviews when he was a food critic, yet he nearly dies from binge eating Krusty burgers.
@@Brunito2010_mkay never underestimate an over 70s ability to be completely out of touch with anything and everything post 1980. "Whats a microwave?" Or thinking that website is something to do with spiders
Though he loves movies and shows that prominently feature villains otherwise he wouldn’t know all the references he makes when he sings about how it’s a high to be loathed
@@Darkstar263If I remember correctly, that particular episode of SpongeBob was called "Just One Bite" (and was part of the first two eleven minute episodes to make a full half-hour episode plus commercials) and was the first episode of Season 3.
I know a guy that's a hack accountant, terrible at their job, got fired from previous role of a company going under, now a site controller for a mom and pop outfit... just got a house. I think of this scene. He'll be fired, just a matter of time. It's morbidly addicting to stay current on his life.
Mr Burns will never die. He's just too rich and powerful. He always get the top care and always have the best. He could eat as many burgers as he wants😂 By the way I am well aware of that classic scene from a classic Simpsons episode that I watched in the '90s growing up where Mr Burns goes shopping and he has confusion seeing a bottle saying ketchup and another bottle saying catsup. Has anybody even seen a bottle that says catsup instead of ketchup?
just watched with my lady recently and when I instantly calculated 42lbs tripled down was 14 she said "how the hell did you do that? I haven't even unlocked my phone to get to the calculator app"
I'm too confused by that to even think of how to respond. Seriously, I've been sitting here for about three minutes trying to process how to respond to that, but the idea of needing a calculator for such basic math is so difficult to comprehend that I can only draw a blank.
@@gurvmlk Instant math is a gift that just came naturally to me. my dad even said I should get into his trade of sheet metal for it. he used to talk a lot about vents and air ducts but I never got into it.
Considering broken bones aside he was never more jolly than when he be came obese through homer’s food reviews I’m inclined to agree. Some people are just happier when they’re overweight.
It did! Didn't it? If I ran the show I would make it mandatory for new writers to watch the old season, No changing current characters, if you NEED to insert some of yours in, it must be a one off self insert, *EVERYONE IS ONLY ALLOWED one.* It's a one an done deal, no whole episode, just have them on for a bit and that's it. All self inserts must follow the big lipped alligator rule.
Yep, it's fast food is bad for us when we get older, so addicted but it's so good when we were younger but when get older it's hard but so hard to go on a diet nowadays so many methods.😅
1:04 wait if he tripled his weight(42 pounds) doesn’t mean he normally weighs 14 pounds or 6.3kgs, and at 5foot 10, I’m no physicist but shouldn’t that make him less dense than air, meaning he should just be flying.
Wow. Idk what the Simpsons writers are doing but the Mr burns being an old frail man that has absolutely no idea what anything semi-modern is joke is really stale. Like Kicking the deadest of horses.
If you recall he said he doesn't "like ethnic food" to the donuts. Whereas hamburg, germany? That is some good old fashion home cooking straight from the Fuhrer's kitchen for Monty
Oooh come on Burns obviously has some German origins he obviously would have Hamburg Steak which is from Germany. After rhe war there was an okd historical reel from some news reel I saw during my college years during the lecture of Allied occupation Post World War 2. The scene shows American G. I.s relaxing eating what the news narrator calls Hamburg Steak in Kaiser rolls which did look like a typical Hamburger and drinking beer. He would knowq what it is.
"You're eating people from Hamburg?" Is such a sweet and innocent response from an old man that blocked the sun. 😂
And releases the hounds.
Oldest joke in the book, but it fits Mr. Burns perfectly.
😂
So true
@@sturmovik1274Calvin and hobbes
So prior to eating those burgers Mr. burns only weighed 14 pounds
Like a newborn baby!
A newborn baby with above-average baby fat
How much does the average human skeleton weigh again?
@@SparkStylesExtras The human skeleton weighs less than you might think. It only accounts for about 15 percent of a person's weight as many of the bones are hollow and house marrow that produces our blood among other chemicals and cell types. So, if a person weights 150 pounds, their skeleton will only weigh about 22.5 pounds.
So that would mean Mr Burn’s bones are mostly dust
Yeah, that’s almost as light as Jenny Craig
I like that they kept a little nod to catsup.
That's how old he is
Ketchup? Catsup. Ketchup? Catsup.
He’s talking to the ketchup bottles again
"Fire someone and let me watch, someone who just bought a house." 🤣🤣🤣
That's truly evil 😂
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😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
0:39 he has become like Squidward when he tasted Krabby Patty 😂
Ya excatly!
Why this Krabby Patty may be the most…
I remember poor Squidward overdid the krabby patties and they ended up going to his tentacles!
@@melissacooper8724 tentacles? To his abdomen.
@@Romy--- Oh. My mistake.
I love the missing inspectors joke, so quick and good
Now that’s what I call Steamed Hams!
I thought you said we were having steamed clams...
You call them steamed hams despite the fact they are clearly grilled?
Well Skinner you're an odd follow but I must say, you steam a good ham.
@Shyguy71588 Seymour ! The house is on fire !
@@JohnWilson-wg4gk No, Mother, it's just the Northern Lights!
At least the burgers didn’t go straight to his thighs.
And he didn't blew up afterwards.
@@MrRuePine Christ, an explosion in the nuclear plant? Chernobyl 2.0: Springfield edition
Or his asf
i like how he drooled himself dry so smithers had to spray him with a water bottle for moisture
He looked like a dead body lol
I wish mr. Burns would have said "MOISTURIZE MEEEEE!!!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What do you like most about it?
@@02ujtb00626 Why?
Mr. Burns would definitely steal that burger from Homer. That's his character. 😂
That’s why he did
oh my gosh, when new simpsons makes me laugh it's quite an achievement.
This is the same Mr Burns who was fat one time because he followed Homer’s positive restaurant reviews when he was a food critic, yet he nearly dies from binge eating Krusty burgers.
krusty burgers are dog meat
@@TheMpo1986 Wouldn’t be surprised if they are.
@@kingbeef66 literally referencing the family guy crossover where a lot of dogs are crated in the back.
Let's be honest. Not even Krusty likes those burgers.
@@Bothrops_Asper_89 Oh, of course. Krusty knows he's just peddling horrible junk food.
Always wondered what Burns did with all nuclear inspectors.
It's like squidward getting addicted to Krabby Patties
0:02.....are we just gonna ignore the poster? 🤣
I love the Catsup reference
0:15
Me: mr burns's body is so weird.
0:13 poor homer
He knows what fried chicken is but. BUT NOT A BURGER?!!??
It's pesant food. Burns probably only eats lobster thelmador and caviar
He definitely knows what peasant food is since he was in a kfc commercial
@@Brunito2010_mkay KFC don't sell hamburgers
I’m saying if he knows what fried chicken is he should know what a burger is
@@Brunito2010_mkay never underestimate an over 70s ability to be completely out of touch with anything and everything post 1980. "Whats a microwave?" Or thinking that website is something to do with spiders
And that’s how burns became my second favourite character in the simpsons
Who’s your favourite character? 🙂
@@Jennythecatgirlbart or Homer
I thought this would be a burger king commercial at first
"Triple!!!!" Man, talk about problems......
Mr. Burns inly weighs 14 pounds
Bro became a sponge
I almost spat out my soda when Mr. Burns got dehydrated 😂
Isnt this the same man that is so thin he could literally snap from a gust of wind?
No please let him eat. For the love of God.
Before this, he was only 14 pounds? No wonder the hand dryer in the bathroom can blast him across the room.
I would never have expected Mr Burns to be a fan of that Titanic movie.
Well he was around for the actual voyage of the Titanic after all
Charles Burns was probably ON the Titanic for his age.
He isn't. Those were scenes from the actual Titanic when he was there.
Though he loves movies and shows that prominently feature villains otherwise he wouldn’t know all the references he makes when he sings about how it’s a high to be loathed
0:32 You forgot lettuce and tomato, who can't fall on the floor! Magical!
It's a fast food burger, so they're probably clinging to the bun by their grease.
I mean, Smither's isn't wrong. He ate nearly 28 pounds of burgers apparently.
He is like squidward in this scene
Yes, this reminded me of the Spongebob episode where Squidward became addicted to Krabby Patties.
@@Darkstar263If I remember correctly, that particular episode of SpongeBob was called "Just One Bite" (and was part of the first two eleven minute episodes to make a full half-hour episode plus commercials) and was the first episode of Season 3.
When Mr Burns is eating burgers and he got to a coma
Mr Burns discover the truth about the missing co-workers of Springfield Nuclear Power Plant
"Fire someone who just bought a house." Sounds like one of my former employers from ServiceMaster when I was closing a deal on my house.
1:11 nice of him to add a plaque on the wall so people know who they are
An ideal sequel called "Drunkin' Donuts" to a franchised donuts shop with secret ingredients like burgers! You want it?
1:00 "It's not healthy for a man to double his weight within a day."
Considering how unhealthy Mr. Burns is, it is healthy.
How the hell is Mr. Burns still alive
He’s so evil, even Satan rejected him from Hell
Hate
Money
He has three stooges syndrome.
His mother is still alive as well.
I know a guy that's a hack accountant, terrible at their job, got fired from previous role of a company going under, now a site controller for a mom and pop outfit... just got a house. I think of this scene. He'll be fired, just a matter of time. It's morbidly addicting to stay current on his life.
How is it that Mr. Burns never even heard of hamburgers before much less ever ate one?! They've been around as long as Mr. Burns! 😂
Mr burns kills it. He's right up there with freeza with his evil
no way he should have dehydrated from eating that steamed ham
The grease in the steamed ham replaced his water levels.
Well, I'm from Utica and I've never heard anyone use the phrase 'steamed hams ' .
@@JohnWilson-wg4gk it's a simpsons dialect
@@magnusdiridian I see.
You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.
How the hell did Mr. Burns beat up the Loch ness monster?
He was attacked by so many people and almost died but managed to defeat it
0:15 how horrifying
This is like Squidward eating a Krusty Krab for the first time
Ain't no way Burns only weighs 14 pounds 💀
Mr Burns will never die. He's just too rich and powerful. He always get the top care and always have the best. He could eat as many burgers as he wants😂
By the way I am well aware of that classic scene from a classic Simpsons episode that I watched in the '90s growing up where Mr Burns goes shopping and he has confusion seeing a bottle saying ketchup and another bottle saying catsup. Has anybody even seen a bottle that says catsup instead of ketchup?
Well as Arthur Spooner once said: Educated people pronounce it catsup.
Mr Burns calls steamed hams "people from Hamburg"?
just watched with my lady recently and when I instantly calculated 42lbs tripled down was 14 she said "how the hell did you do that? I haven't even unlocked my phone to get to the calculator app"
I'm too confused by that to even think of how to respond. Seriously, I've been sitting here for about three minutes trying to process how to respond to that, but the idea of needing a calculator for such basic math is so difficult to comprehend that I can only draw a blank.
@@gurvmlk Instant math is a gift that just came naturally to me. my dad even said I should get into his trade of sheet metal for it. he used to talk a lot about vents and air ducts but I never got into it.
I think gaining weight would be healthy for Mr. Burns personally.
Considering broken bones aside he was never more jolly than when he be came obese through homer’s food reviews I’m inclined to agree. Some people are just happier when they’re overweight.
Kat'z'up Like when he was poor retired in the Supermarkt.
How somone that old never heard of a hamburger befor is beyond meat.
What's funny about this is the idea of people still being able to buy houses.
I don’t care, but Mr. Burns is the best source of hilarious jokes on this show
This kinda have a feel about the older season, kinda. Is was pretty funny anyway
It did! Didn't it? If I ran the show I would make it mandatory for new writers to watch the old season, No changing current characters, if you NEED to insert some of yours in, it must be a one off self insert, *EVERYONE IS ONLY ALLOWED one.* It's a one an done deal, no whole episode, just have them on for a bit and that's it. All self inserts must follow the big lipped alligator rule.
Mr. Burns: What do you call these?
Homer: They're ham-
Skinner: *Burst into the room.* Steamed hams!
Homer: Awww this meme again?!
Chalmers: "Yes, you call them steamed hams despite the fact they are obviously grilled."
Mr. Burns discovers Liver and onions
The best ending cut
Wild!
Yep, it's fast food is bad for us when we get older, so addicted but it's so good when we were younger but when get older it's hard but so hard to go on a diet nowadays so many methods.😅
Krabby patties
He’s been around since world war 2 and never had a burger
Ketchup ? Catsup ?
Ketchup ? Catsup ?
fire someone that just bought a house? Here i thought he can't be anymore evil, i am wrong, dead wrong( see what i did there?😏)
He should have asked Principal Skinner instead.
Fire someone and let me watch! 😂😂
Can we talk about "well naised eggs in the style of Mayon"?
42 is good weight
Heh heh. I remember MY first Krabby Patty.
Is this from a new episode? The humor is a bit dumb but almost 20% as funny as the "golden series" from the 90s - which is a compliment.
0:00 AACK!
1:04 wait if he tripled his weight(42 pounds) doesn’t mean he normally weighs 14 pounds or 6.3kgs, and at 5foot 10, I’m no physicist but shouldn’t that make him less dense than air, meaning he should just be flying.
"I told you I don't like ethnic foods!"
Mmm...irradiated ham products
Wow. Idk what the Simpsons writers are doing but the Mr burns being an old frail man that has absolutely no idea what anything semi-modern is joke is really stale. Like Kicking the deadest of horses.
0:33
0:55
0:58
1:00
1:15
So Mr. Burns only weighs 14 pounds!? 😂
This remind me the ketchup catsup episode 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I never learned the difference!
Please hire me Mr. Burns i will cook you the greasiest hamburgers you’ve ever had in your entire life. I just need a job.
Im Canadian its coffee and Doughnuts but whatever....
Katsup
0:51 aré You Eating People From hamburg!?
Hilarious how disgusts donuts but like burgers!
If you recall he said he doesn't "like ethnic food" to the donuts. Whereas hamburg, germany? That is some good old fashion home cooking straight from the Fuhrer's kitchen for Monty
i am a time traveler from 1996. WTF happened to the Simpsons?
At went on for way to many seasons. Only about half of them are considered good, and among those about 3 stick out as the golden years.
Burns would never be shocked by cannibalism, that's well within the realm of his evil. Do these writers know these characters?
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tripple his weight so mr burns weighs 14 pounds?
*hamburgers* your eating people from hamberg?
i cant remember wasnt it just gass or something that he passed out from ?
Maya Fey Moment
Wait why is Homer in his office
What century was hamburgers made and how old is Mr Burns?
I believe hamburgs if you go to the direct specifc "type" could be considered to originate from the 1800's.
What’s the music @ 0:36?
Titanic by Celine Dion
@@ferjarvis2841 Thankyou
Oooh come on Burns obviously has some German origins he obviously would have Hamburg Steak which is from Germany. After rhe war there was an okd historical reel from some news reel I saw during my college years during the lecture of Allied occupation Post World War 2. The scene shows American G. I.s relaxing eating what the news narrator calls Hamburg Steak in Kaiser rolls which did look like a typical Hamburger and drinking beer. He would knowq what it is.
😂😂😂😂
what's this? seems to be some sort of communiquez ...
What episode was this?
Season 32 Ep. 18
Episode?
Season 32 Ep. 18
I can't believe both the animation and voice acting have gotten so atrocious
This is what happens when the same show has been going on since the late 80s. The voice actors are getting too old to play their characters correctly
If you think this is bad, listen to Marge and Mr Burns these days. Lmao.
That’s why I stopped watching….lost the magic
The voice actors sound so tired. Just retire already.