Absolutely this. It's like he's severely autistic and doesn't understand that there are different kinds of smiles, he's like "if she shows some teeth we're good".
this soul patch kid is strange , but the stuff he says about kids is accurate as they have no apprehension when they say or do things...they just do it. essentially if you want to attract a girl dont be a shy loser. it's pretty common sense advice yet your midget loner self is throwing shade at this soul patch guy like you're some kind of casanova
"I'm sorry your eye holes got infected but at least your eyeballs won the county fair prize, by the way I'm taking custody of the kids, they're such good flirts after all."
"Your eyes are like blueberries.. actually.. C-can I scoop those out and freeze them for later, to use in my anabolic french toast?" Instant puddles of girl juice
Brett VV You sir, started a five minute laughing fit that left me light-headed. I wasn’t even producing sound after a bit. I genuinely wish I could like this multiple times.
The problem is that you can't make a decent blueberry dessert with just two blueberries. The number of victims this man is hinting at with that line is the real horror
As a woman (named James), I just ruined my laptop with water damage due to me gushing my girl juice like a hose all over the room when he said he wants to eat my eyeballs.
BIll clinton I relate to this so much it hurts. I spent years at college not saying much to anyone, then I had a random girl randomly talk to me out of nowhere, asked me for my FB cliché as shit, I told her I got rid of my FB which I did....and did not provide another means of contact. I swear I am sometimes retarded beyond belief.
Don't worry. If you aren't attractive you can still make it work with a big cock. Now if you don't have that then DON'T WORRY. You still have being rich. Now if you don't have that then now is when we get to the point of my post where I say something in a stretched out version when all I could have said instead was *YOU'RE FUCKED*
The divorce thing has ssssooomeee potential. "Hey babe, sorry about the divorce but it's not all bad as far as the settlement. You get the house, you get the kids, I'll just get your number." Then you wink and do finger guns for five minutes straight. Even if she walks away, just follow her continuing the finger gun process, it is crucial for your success.
Little kids aren't fearless. They merely lack the self-awareness to feel shame at their own embarrassing behavior. That said, good luck finding any woman with an IQ above room temperature that this "flirting" would work on. Dude needs to learn to make a woman laugh and tell a dirty innuendo. Instead he comes of as a creeper.
OMG HELP! I tried the blueberry thing for fun at the mall. Apparently I have a wedding in two weeks. I don’t know what to do anymore. I tried to ask a friend for help but now we are dating. Can somebody break this awful spell? I want my ordinary life back.
Well he was married🤵👰 for 10 years until he had a divorce💔. He lost custody of the kids 👦👧 and the house 🏠, but it's ok, he got to keep his dog, Buddy 🐶, which he trained himself... Get it????????????????????????????????????????¿???????????????????
So, the way to a woman's heart really is to scoop her eyes out and devour them like ripe fruit? I guess I should keep following the advice from The Voices after all.
Weird thought: They have The View for middle-class politically charged women, The Chew for foodies, why not The Voices for schizophrenics? There's a demographic not many content creators are appealing to!
Damn, I feel sorry for any naive guys who think this is good advice. I'm a brown-eyed girl, and I'm flattered when people compliment my eyes like, "they're pretty" or "they're the colour of chocolate" or something, but if someone said, "I'm hungry and your eyes look like chocolate drops; can I eat them?" I'd be creeped out. And if they went any further with that metaphor, I'd be inclined to run away.
EmrahAlien yeah, that sounds pretty creepy. But I know you're just taking the piss 😂. If someone said that to me in person like this 'flirting coach', I would definitely get out of there.
This guy just doesn’t seem to know how jokes work, you keep them short because otherwise it turns into a fictional story and people become confused as to why you’re telling them this. This man seems like a robot who hasn’t quite figured out how humans normally socialize.
This reminds me of a news story I read, where a teacher presented to her class the two men she was dating, and as an assignment, the children picked which one they thought was better for her :P
yeah he definitely has notes written behind the camera you can see his eyes going to them. It makes this shit that much more creepy that he sat and thought of this stuff first
This man clearly knows what he's doing, when he says he's making a blueberry pie, he's gonna do it, n̶o̶ ̶m̶a̶t̶t̶e̶r̶ ̶h̶o̶w̶ ̶m̶a̶n̶y̶ ̶g̶i̶r̶l̶s̶ ̶h̶e̶ ̶h̶a̶s̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶m̶u̶r̶d̶e̶r̶ no matter how many girls he has to seduce.
This is so utterly stupid that I'm 90% sure it was made to mock EV, but nobody realised the guy was joking because his acting was so on point. Either that or he was dropped on the head as a child. Several times. Per day. Both options seem pretty likely.
Wait kids are brave, because they know they have nothing to lose? Well that explains why at 5 years old I was smoking cigars and drinking vodka and robbing candy stores. Man I guess Jayden Smith was right and kids ARE smarter than adults...
How is it possible that everything he says is stupid, weird, uncomfortable, not funny, not flirty, and not cute... and they picked him to do this and actually uploaded it? Did they watch it? Does he even know what the topic is?
"Your eyes are like some blueberries, could I have some blueberries?" My eyes are blue I'm afraid this fuck is going to show up in my hallway at 2am asking for my eyeballs
Why do I feel like the guy in this video has never even actually talked to/flirted with a single woman in his entire life? Because honestly he's giving the weirdest, most creepy advice ever LOL 🤣
I just watched this video and YT's automatic chapters make this even better. The last chapter is called "Make it creepy" as if that is the last step of flirting. Tbf it often seems to be just that, though.
WOMEN - HOW DO THEY WORK? But first let me show you how you get your cringe level to 110%, getting mistaken for a pedophile, doin some real weird rolepaly stuff and getting way too much into your character sheet which was writen by a total insane person.
“They’re actually little kids”
What a twist
Wait a second is that you porksword from the app
*TAKE A SEAT SIR*
that not even the worst part this dude legit goes into canabalizm
@@saucymcgee3360 You are stepping dangerously close to breaking rule #1.
"Whoop Whoop! Police! Open up! "
This isn't a tutorial, this is a confession.
"you can take custody of the kids, and the house, i'll take the dog, after all i trained him myself"
Silent your comment made me laugh almost as hard as the video
"You can have the kids and the dog, I'll take the house. After all, I trained it myself."
Karen took the kids obviously.
Trahs Panda LMFAOOO
"Your eyes are pretty. *Let me feast, mortal"*
“Hmmm, take me”
@@malachibergstrom5426 mortal
i died lmao
@Joe Mark 💀 love the Skyrim reference
sounds like something a redditor would say
It's impressive that he found a camera, filmed this video, and posted this before the police found him.
I hope that he posts that hack in his video.
That’s why he’s so sweaty
General kenobi
Well they did, he cut that part out and posted it after he got out of jail
@@osparav hi
This guy flirts with himself at least twice a day.
Lol
Now that s--t was funny
hey atleast someone does
@@Jason-uw9ex what?
More
How are these new comments getting so many likes? I’m confuse lol unless a lot of ppl who discovered him is binge watching his older content lol
The blueberry line when he was monotone was somehow less creepy than when he was trying to flirt
Yes, the second one just seemed like an awkward sarcastic joke. The first one however...
Honestly yeah, it’s less creepy to look like a serial killer than a happy serial killer
The first one sounded slimy and creepy lol. The second is funny.
@@hornetsilksong Lord know the second one was just lame and still creepy
@@tomcanty8856 yeah but it seems like sarcastically lame and creepy unlike the first which was genuine
“At a young age, kids are ready to take things to the extreme, and are very comfortable with themselves”
*That made me genuinely uncomfortable*
That was fucking terrifying
You’re some fucking 14 year old. Who tf cares .
@@FunBoysGaming alright Minecraft TH-camr
@@FunBoysGaming dick
@@FunBoysGaming why do people act like being young is bad. Im 19, and i would never make fun of someone just because they're a minor :/
When shaggy stops smoking weed this happens
@Fallen Smallen damn my expression is the shaggy meme "are you challenging me?"
@@azuraelarasmith4997 Oh, are you approaching me?!
@Fallen Smallen scooby doo sucks anyway
Azurael Arasmith He stops smoking and weed and moves to crack
@@rockk9753 what the fuck did you say
Son: Dad how did you met mom?
This guy: It all started with Blueberries...
Son: ...
Not Dad: Why didn't my Blueberry line work?!
@@IAMSONICTH3H3DG3H0G lollll🤣
Son: *disappears*
This guy in prison who also dropped the soap 10 times: ......
Kid: is that why mom has no eyes?
Son: Dad why did mum divorce you
This guy: Well, it all started with blueberries......
Nothing gets a girl wetter than talks of Divorce.
Yeah like I get super wet when someone talks about that.
Yeah cause they get everything
@@billygoat5213
found the red piller.
@@vickerandflips8061 @Billy Goat both of you should shut the fuck up
Actually yes, the goods
Matpat really took a turn over the years huh
LMFAO
😂
I thought I was the only one who thought he looked like matpat
More like patMat, the discount Matpat.
Matpat long lost brother 💀
I tried flirting with little girls cause this guy said they’re better at flirting; I’m now awaiting trial ....
Are they 18 yet?
You can join all the blueberry pie fans
666th like.
You're so funny...
You too huh?
I need a “where are they now” update on this guy.
Prison
Yeah Imma have to go with the other guy who said prison
The Blueberry store
super not best friends dont play Most likely, if not probably either a vicar or a scout leader.
Getting assblasted in prison
I tried the blueberries pick up line on a girl I like and she liked it so much she had to call the cops and tell them about it.
623 likes and 0 replies, now 1
I thought this was funny now you got 2 replies
Now you got 3
And now 4
LMAOOO
I'm just imagining this guy giving a very sad speech at a funeral, but he's just grinning the whole time
And making up random bullshit as he goes along
This dude has at least three rotting bodies in a freezer in his basement.
Well if they're in a freezer, they're not rotting. But yes, I agree. At least 3.
@@BananaDucshortz Jesus man...im a yt commentator not a scientist. #😎
@@BananaDucshortz it would still rot.. Just take a wayyy longer time.
At least one of the bodies is half eaten
Which one? The Keanu Reeves rip off or the reverse Hitler? I'm confused
he seems to confuse women’s uncomfortable giggling with genuine laughter
yes
Absolutely this. It's like he's severely autistic and doesn't understand that there are different kinds of smiles, he's like "if she shows some teeth we're good".
And their screams confused with laughter
@@foilhattiest1 That my friend is not autism, but an anti-social personality. The trouble is how many of these creeps are out there.
this soul patch kid is strange , but the stuff he says about kids is accurate as they have no apprehension when they say or do things...they just do it. essentially if you want to attract a girl dont be a shy loser. it's pretty common sense advice yet your midget loner self is throwing shade at this soul patch guy like you're some kind of casanova
I feel bad for the kid who actually tries this on a girl😂😂
Sam Pigeau just the thought of it is painful
He's in jail now and must register as a sex offender for the next 8 to 10 yrs.
@@michaelhouse585 wait srsly ?
@@michaelhouse585 That's good.
Sadly that would have been 16 year old me
"I'm sorry your eye holes got infected but at least your eyeballs won the county fair prize, by the way I'm taking custody of the kids, they're such good flirts after all."
And they even inherited your blue eyes, state fair here we come!
Also, what person would look at a blueberry cake with blue eyes and think: "Damn, that's one hell of a cake. This needs an award."
🤮🤮🤮
lol imagine you force your kids to flirt with you to practice that would be so bad
This man looks like he wants to steal my liver
No, he wanna steal your eyes; haven't you been paying attentionXD
He steals your girlfriend
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@@krotszyi1192 thank you king
@@Ismael-kc3ry 1am
"How To Flirt With A Girl" - as written and directed by Tommy Wiseau.
I like to think Tommy Wiseau has slightly more class than this guy :D
Oh hai Mark!
Hey! Don't insult Tommy's proficiency in this sort of things! He got himself Lisa, the most beautiful girl in a world (according to The Room anyway)
poop It's not true I did not eat her eyeballs I did not do it it's bullshit I did naaaaaat. Oh hi Mark.
I did not hit her, it's not true, I did not hit her, I did not.
"I see our relationship failing in 10 years' time." what a killer strategy right there
Nice pfp
@@Ismael-kc3ry I agree
Yup it definitely killed something.
@@peregrine4430 I disagree
That blueberry line never works. Instead, try this:
“Jeepers, Creepers
Where’d you get those Peepers”
LOL
If I wasn’t dating someone rn and someone used that on me I’d laugh SO hard that’d be so awesome
Dat movie used 2 scared da sh!t outta me as a kid
I choked out on my food reading this xD
Jeepers, creepers
Where'd you get those eyes
as a girl, i’m blushing so hard at the thought of having a guy tell me he thinks my eyes are like blueberries that he wants to rip out and eat
😂😂😂😂
I see...
* takes notes *
@@jay.u aww thank you ! :)
what if…
jk jk lol
unless…
I mean, tbh it's not a bad line if in the right context it's delivered extremely ironically
@@kimdracvla how about this?
G I V E M E Y O U R E Y E S
i honestly think you're being a little too harsh on this guy. i followed his techniques and lots of girls called me special.
They probably told you to go to a “special school”
Good one lol
I'm sure they do... I'm sure they do
Being too nice and putting a girl on the pedestal actually puts you in a friendzone tho
*ed. special ed they meant
"Wow you're eyes, they're like blueberries, TOO BAD THEY ARE NOT AS BLUE AS MY BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON,
BURST STREAM OF DESTRUCTION
"Wow your eyes...they're like cherries...BUT NOT AS RED AS A FRIEND OF MINE'S! GO RED EYES BLACK DRAGON!!!'
“Wow, I like your magician cosplay” BUT MY TRUSTED FRIEND DARK MAGICIAN IS BETTER! GO! DARK MAGIC ATTACK
😂 all of these are hilarious!!
Not as blue as my big fat balls
I am a wamin and I became wEt
"Your eyes are like blueberries.. actually.. C-can I scoop those out and freeze them for later, to use in my anabolic french toast?" Instant puddles of girl juice
This guy is creepier than last time
Ahzeeeeeero chance of acquiring coochie
Circle gang
Ah, men of the circle culture here I see.
Yes, that would be her blood after she gives you her eyes.
The saddest part is the hypothetical dog has to live with this creep.
Twist: he eats the dog
How to flirt
Step one: Divorce
Step two: eat her eyes
Step three: enjoy
Thanks, this advice helped me collect so many womens.
Those eyes looks like bluberries! I gonna eat them... uhm... fresh...eyeballs...I want them! GIMME THEM YOU R FUCKING BITCH!
Step 4 : $$$ PROFIT $$$
When the screaming and the bleeding started, I realized I had fucked up. Going for the eyes was supposed to come _after_ the bit about blueberries.
*rips her eyes out*
Shit, I forgot. THEY'RE BLUEBERRIES!
Phew, saved it
*hard cut to hardcore ballslapping secks*
Brett VV You sir, started a five minute laughing fit that left me light-headed. I wasn’t even producing sound after a bit.
I genuinely wish I could like this multiple times.
Everyone makes mistakes. Try another girl and make sure you do it in the right order this time
How to get a girlfriend.
Step 1: behave like a psycho from borderlands
"I WILL DROPKICK YOUR BABIES!"
I HAVE THE SHINIEST MEAT BICYCLE!!!
HA HA AAAHHHH, THE FLESH!
I WILL EAT YOUR BLUEBERRY EYES!
Im certain b2 psycho get laid more time than discount hitler
"Your eyes are so beautiful, can i just- can I have them?"
Ok calm down there Itachi
*now this is some level 10 genjutsu*
We need to put this guy in a blueberry world genjutsu
Danzo, really
madara when he was alone with his brother(this sounds gae but whatever)
Itachi? You mean Danzo. Itachi never wanted Shisui’s eyes. Or Sasuke’s. Danzo was the creep
I almost died from second hand embarrassment.
λολ
That's a good definition for 'cringe'
@@247sapphire That is the literal translation of cringe to Brazilian Portuguese.
The problem is that you can't make a decent blueberry dessert with just two blueberries. The number of victims this man is hinting at with that line is the real horror
He takes women's eyes so they can't see his soul patch
He's doing them a favour, really.
They call him red soulo cup. But it’s because of the GHB, not the soul patch.
I remember Expertvillage they extended my virginity by at least 2 years
brooklyn560
You poor soul did you actually follow this advice or are you kidding?
@@TomNJoshPlay Lol it was a joke bro.
Underrated comment, im in fucking tears bro.
Best comment ever LOL
What are you 40 now? :P
"The best flirts in the world... are little kids."
*what the f-*
*BREAKING DOWN DOOR INTENSIFIES*
*FBI OPEN UP*
**Chris Hansen knocks on the door**
Libertarian moment
@@carolederent7638 what's a libertarian?
As a woman (named James), I just ruined my laptop with water damage due to me gushing my girl juice like a hose all over the room when he said he wants to eat my eyeballs.
Ma’m this is a Wendy’s
Ma'am this is a white castle
Ma’am this a grade school
Ma'am tf
Ma'am this is a water park
"Who are the best flirts in the world?"
Me: I guess that is up to personal pref-
Soul patch: *little kids*
Me: 🚔
👮
👁 👁
You know the FBI definitely paid him a visit after he posted that
I too turned into a police car upon hearing that.
How's Pagani?
Me: Why does this guy looks like a predato-
Him: The best flirt is kids.
Me: Okay, nevermind
He got the creepy uncle stache to complete the look too.
Dear lord why do they always have a creepy uncle stache
@@hornetsilksong that's a soul patch. There is absolutely no mustache on that high school boy face.
Remember guys, the best way to pick up girls is to tell them you want to eat their eyeballs.
*not responsible for incarceration*
GET LOST *lick* their eyeballs.
ftfy.
Got it
He has to constantly stand with his head tilted to his right so that his soul patch looks straight. Poor guy.
Lmfao 😂
I'd didn't notice that. 😂
@@fu6223 look it up lol
🤣🤣
That one friend whos single but keeps trying to give you relationship advice
I know basically nothing about flirting, but somehow I feel like I know *less* than I did before... 😐
LokiLord just don’t talk about divorce and don’t touch their eyes. i don’t think you can be as bad as this reptile
You now know what not to do
Step 1: be attractive
*FAILED*
@Kevin Calhoun well thats the secret don t try hard
@BIll clinton how did it go?
BIll clinton I relate to this so much it hurts. I spent years at college not saying much to anyone, then I had a random girl randomly talk to me out of nowhere, asked me for my FB cliché as shit, I told her I got rid of my FB which I did....and did not provide another means of contact. I swear I am sometimes retarded beyond belief.
Step 1: be rich
FAILED
Don't worry. If you aren't attractive you can still make it work with a big cock. Now if you don't have that then DON'T WORRY. You still have being rich. Now if you don't have that then now is when we get to the point of my post where I say something in a stretched out version when all I could have said instead was *YOU'RE FUCKED*
The divorce thing has ssssooomeee potential.
"Hey babe, sorry about the divorce but it's not all bad as far as the settlement.
You get the house, you get the kids, I'll just get your number."
Then you wink and do finger guns for five minutes straight. Even if she walks away, just follow her continuing the finger gun process, it is crucial for your success.
Just tried this. The police had real guns though... is that a part of the plan :D
*instructions not clear. I'm stuck in a tree and the police are yelling at me*
Lmao
Pew pew
When a woman is telling you your pickup line...
Can’t get enough of Charlie shouting “what the f*ck”
Yes role play Divorce with the girl you just met. That’ll get em
Jeanette Vasko Got to set the bar low.
Watch her tear up when reminded of her parents messy divorce
The old one,two gets em everytime 🤣
Oh yea divorce is such a light and fun topic always a favorite of the ladies.
Sindri27 Also, you're just straight up telling the poor girl, "hey baby, you look like the type of woman I could divorce one day".
Hermes Kun exactly
Sindri27, considering they initiate most of them, I dont doubt it.
HeroHearted
You handsome gentleman stole my comment. MGTOW all the way.
Little kids aren't fearless. They merely lack the self-awareness to feel shame at their own embarrassing behavior.
That said, good luck finding any woman with an IQ above room temperature that this "flirting" would work on. Dude needs to learn to make a woman laugh and tell a dirty innuendo. Instead he comes of as a creeper.
This is really where his logic falls apart.
we talking Celsius or Fahrenheit?
@@aprilcot312 Room temperature is the same temperature whether you give the units in F or C. The more you know.
@@vinchinzo594 that's.. entirely wrong. Room temp C is 21, room temp F is 70. You're thinking about -40 C being the same as -40 F.
@@nikosucksatskating woooosh
"Your bones are weak, you need some milk"
;-)
HAHAHAHAHA
HE NEED SOME MILKKKK
69th likkkke 👌🔥✡🍞
@@lephantomchickn3676 hell yea boiii
Make my bones strong daddy
"have a big smile, high energy and make sure you are having a good time"
The Joker:
OMG HELP! I tried the blueberry thing for fun at the mall. Apparently I have a wedding in two weeks. I don’t know what to do anymore. I tried to ask a friend for help but now we are dating. Can somebody break this awful spell? I want my ordinary life back.
livegame streamer have fun your life is over
You just gotta roleplay the ol' divorce card
Get drunk and let the booze handle the rest
How’s marriage?
livegame streamer are u lying ?
_"Your eyes... They remind me of my first murder... I haven't eaten for days.... I must have them"_
*roleplay scenario*
You’re the corpse
I’m the necrophiliac
👀
I know this is a year old but how tf does this not have more likes this is hilarious
I am a pyrophiliac can I burn us both ?
Fortnite Saddy Storm 🔥❤️🧟♂️
@@fionabrennan9148 legend
I can't believe Charlie didn't end the video with "That's about it, see ya."
I'm dazed and confused.
I tried this today and spend the night in the local jail. I'm also banned from elementary schools now.
meme lord 😂😂😂
eat her eyes. prematurely divorce her. become a world acclaimed chef.
profit?
Hotel? Trivago
2:47 I fking shouted "GET AWAY" when he started approaching the camera hahahahaha
this man does not have a girlfriend
Well he was married🤵👰 for 10 years until he had a divorce💔. He lost custody of the kids 👦👧 and the house 🏠, but it's ok, he got to keep his dog, Buddy 🐶, which he trained himself...
Get it????????????????????????????????????????¿???????????????????
Doink Didonk He probably has a couple of dead women in his basement. All of which are missing their eyes.
yet they still see
Aleia several without eyes
Well he does, but she's not allowed to meet him until she's done with her homework.
He sounds like he hears his voice a quater of a second after he speaks and has no idea how to deal with it.
why does this make sense???
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
So, the way to a woman's heart really is to scoop her eyes out and devour them like ripe fruit? I guess I should keep following the advice from The Voices after all.
Weird thought: They have The View for middle-class politically charged women, The Chew for foodies, why not The Voices for schizophrenics? There's a demographic not many content creators are appealing to!
This is gold
Blue Laser Don't forget that you're the sheriff. That's a *very* important step.
Blue Laser i
Eyeballs? I’m more into nipple salads
Bro looks like matpat with a adolf mustache on his chin
As a Girl with blue eyes, I can 100% confirm this will work
No, I want to eat you eyeballs!
Just give me a taste plz.
*_HEY FUCK Y'ALL GUYS, I NEED THEM EYEBALLS_*
I'm the eye hole man, now, who the fuck is eating my EYE HOLES?!?! I'm the EYE HOLE MAN!!!
Oh, wait. Wrong room, my bad.
Damn, I feel sorry for any naive guys who think this is good advice. I'm a brown-eyed girl, and I'm flattered when people compliment my eyes like, "they're pretty" or "they're the colour of chocolate" or something, but if someone said, "I'm hungry and your eyes look like chocolate drops; can I eat them?" I'd be creeped out. And if they went any further with that metaphor, I'd be inclined to run away.
your eyes look like chocolate, can I get one in my mouth and make it melt?
you creeped out yet?
EmrahAlien yeah, that sounds pretty creepy. But I know you're just taking the piss 😂. If someone said that to me in person like this 'flirting coach', I would definitely get out of there.
@@ZafiroRiverSpirit are you kidding me he turned your eyes into chocolate you wouldn't be able to see anymore.
YOUR EYES LOOK TASTY MORTAL. HAND EM OVER
"Have fun, roleplay"
WOW your eyes, they are like blueberries
I-I'm actually kinda hungry
can I, can I....
*slowly approaches while holding a screwdriver in his hand*
Plastic spoon*
Grown out unwashed fingernail *
sone of the funniest comments ive ever read
Rusty fork*
@@lukeredmond8318 rusty caaaaaaage
Soul patch: The best flirters, well actually they’re little kids.
Chris Hanson: Why don’t you have a seat there
this dude legit looks like and sounds like my 6th grade social studies teacher the similarities is uncanny
911 911 911 911 911
But it would be the cleanest best pleasure to him
This guy just doesn’t seem to know how jokes work, you keep them short because otherwise it turns into a fictional story and people become confused as to why you’re telling them this. This man seems like a robot who hasn’t quite figured out how humans normally socialize.
Yes.
Yes
Yes
3:19
Now, he's teaching us the Charlie method.
Looks like I should go to little kids for relationship advice.
Totally can’t wait to see where that gets me.
lets ask jimmy
“your hair smells ni-“
“SECURITY!”
looks like i need to ask sally next time
*Prison*
MFW that's not even the weirdest part of the video
This reminds me of a news story I read, where a teacher presented to her class the two men she was dating, and as an assignment, the children picked which one they thought was better for her :P
I'm sorry this whole divorce thing worked out this way
At the beginning he sounded like he was reading right off a board in the background or something.
Who? Penguinz0
Okke Stam no, critikal
yeah he definitely has notes written behind the camera you can see his eyes going to them. It makes this shit that much more creepy that he sat and thought of this stuff first
But then he mentioned kids, and that's when you knew he was speaking from the heart.
Sonny Liveringhouse 9
How to flirt: *"I'd like to devour your eyeballs."*
"YoUr eyEs are Nice CaN i Eat ThEm iM hungRy"
New title: How to remove eyes for cannibalistic tendencies.
The guy reminds me of Sid from Ice Age somehow.
I’m sorry but how dare you insult Sid like this
Yes.
Your name and pfp are just amazing
Its the head shape
If Sid was a serial killer, maybe.
It would be real hard to make a blueberry cake with just 2 blueberries
edward gray It will be much harder to find people with blur eyes in order to make a cake with more then 2 blueberries
It's even harder to make blueberry cake with human eyes.
This man clearly knows what he's doing, when he says he's making a blueberry pie, he's gonna do it, n̶o̶ ̶m̶a̶t̶t̶e̶r̶ ̶h̶o̶w̶ ̶m̶a̶n̶y̶ ̶g̶i̶r̶l̶s̶ ̶h̶e̶ ̶h̶a̶s̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶m̶u̶r̶d̶e̶r̶ no matter how many girls he has to seduce.
Then capture multiple of them
Make sure to clean up the mess!
"They're actually little kids" The FBI requests your location immediately.
This is so utterly stupid that I'm 90% sure it was made to mock EV, but nobody realised the guy was joking because his acting was so on point. Either that or he was dropped on the head as a child. Several times. Per day. Both options seem pretty likely.
When he said "Little Kids" with a straight face ....I jumped out of my seat and started laughing out tears
-Kids-
-House-
*buddy* ✅
Priorities
Idk why but I got kinda pissed like not leaving the dog for the kids? Bruh
lmao I'm wheezing
I felt more threatened when he did the blueberry line with "energetic tone"
*Shivering in a corner*
Therapist: He...approached you and wanted to eat your eyes?
Me: *Looks up to him* H-he wanted to put them in a p-p-pie...
Therapist: HOLY SHIT *Screams*
Therapist: speaking of your eyes...did you know that they look sorta like blueberries?
Bars
Therapist: now that I think about it, your eyes do look kinda tasty.
@joanignasi91 “N-No... YOU’RE ONE OF THEM! NOOOOOO-“
That lasso bit has me laughing so hard I am crying. That was more epic than it should've been. lmao
Bruh now I’m getting how to flirt ads
Same and youtube skip bitton dodnt let me skip
Same
Wait kids are brave, because they know they have nothing to lose?
Well that explains why at 5 years old I was smoking cigars and drinking vodka and robbing candy stores.
Man I guess Jayden Smith was right and kids ARE smarter than adults...
😂😂😂
TheLoneWolf550 Are you okay?
@TheLoneWolf550 well thats why you are a *lone* wolf (yeah ik its a shit joke)
@TheLoneWolf550 am going to college soon cmon bruh ; - ;
@TheLoneWolf550 good for ya i sed soon because after this year am going to college good luck btw
Average fan: Hey pretty
Average enjoyer: B L U E B E R R I E S
How is it possible that everything he says is stupid, weird, uncomfortable, not funny, not flirty, and not cute... and they picked him to do this and actually uploaded it? Did they watch it? Does he even know what the topic is?
I sorry babe you can keep the kids
This guy reminds me of some Oblivion npc.
Especially the beginning where he stares some seconds at the camera.
He reminds me of the crackhead down my street
How are you? - Goodbye.
He used to be one, but he took an arrow in the knee
This looks like those safety videos you show students in highschool to show them how people try to spike drinks at bars
“I’ll keep the dog, because you know, its been a long time since you put out”
lolol
I didn't get that:/
People like this is what makes us protect our loved ones
“Hello class, welcome to how to get maced 101”
@@thatoneguy9666 *GIVE ME THE EYES PUNY MORTAL*
"Your eyes are like some blueberries, could I have some blueberries?"
My eyes are blue
I'm afraid this fuck is going to show up in my hallway at 2am asking for my eyeballs
pigeon Ure a pigeon, u can fly away
I want to fuck a pigeon. They got that sleek neck action going on there. Mmm!
It’s going to be as predictable as a naruto episode.
pigeon He was on a episode of tosh.o
don't be afraid, he will just sacrifice them to Cthulhu and then proceeds with his schizophrenic breakup fantasies
Why do I feel like the guy in this video has never even actually talked to/flirted with a single woman in his entire life? Because honestly he's giving the weirdest, most creepy advice ever LOL 🤣
I think we can all agree that this guy doesn't know how to flirt, because he never had to learn.
The soul patch did all the work
I legit flinched when he approached the camera after saying "I'm kinda hungry"
I just watched this video and YT's automatic chapters make this even better. The last chapter is called "Make it creepy" as if that is the last step of flirting. Tbf it often seems to be just that, though.
I find it funny that this guy values his hypothetical dog more than his hypothetical house and children.
WOMEN - HOW DO THEY WORK? But first let me show you how you get your cringe level to 110%, getting mistaken for a pedophile, doin some real weird rolepaly stuff and getting way too much into your character sheet which was writen by a total insane person.
I have this feeling the guy in the video also wrote the narration.
BensGamingBlog i swear he'd be the kind of guy to use the dreaded *roleplay asterisks* when he drops a dm.
Like the use of the term character sheet XD
Cringe > 110%!!!!