Pickup Artist Classes Are Pathetic

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  • @harrisonlee9585
    @harrisonlee9585 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6781

    "Well you haven't run away."
    "I'm.... I'm being paid to be here."

    • @WeareUsforreal
      @WeareUsforreal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +650

      Shit was so painful to watch

    • @Beefaroni_Bert
      @Beefaroni_Bert 5 ปีที่แล้ว +758

      A poor excuse to cover up that if she stood up her panties would flood like niagra falls

    • @matthewtompkins3838
      @matthewtompkins3838 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @@WeareUsforreal im in the comments lmao I cant watch

    • @ponyboyuk01
      @ponyboyuk01 5 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      @@Beefaroni_Bert Yeah, with all her eggs fleeing the scene

    • @PeachDragon_
      @PeachDragon_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Probably not enough

  • @destructokenz
    @destructokenz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2149

    She's smiling because she's uncomfortable. What a freak. I would be smiling too around a creep like this so he doesn't get mad, lose it, and then attack me.

    • @Gelato41_
      @Gelato41_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +193

      Your eyes are like blueberries, can- can I actually, Yknow, touch them plz?

    • @duroorud527
      @duroorud527 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      these guys aren't scary.

    • @xgullafter9590
      @xgullafter9590 5 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      @@duroorud527 are you a woman that's probably half their size?

    • @fionabrennan9148
      @fionabrennan9148 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      I’d be smiling/laughing nervously too. Mostly just thinking “the fuck is happening...?”

    • @Youtubegavemyhandletosomeone
      @Youtubegavemyhandletosomeone 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      King Duromur anybody is scary because you never know what they are capable of. The most unassuming people can be deadly using weapons or surprise and most of these guys own katanas so they’re at least armed. Most women that are murdered are murdered by their partners or men they knew

  • @roosterthehuman7421
    @roosterthehuman7421 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2603

    This felt less like a pickup and more like an interrogation

    • @sethhansen4454
      @sethhansen4454 4 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      What is your favorite restaurant! What do you like to eat! WHERE ARE YOU FROM!!!!

    • @BigBangAttack-mt6pz
      @BigBangAttack-mt6pz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      From a sex offender in their basement

    • @BigBangAttack-mt6pz
      @BigBangAttack-mt6pz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Gold Rose whatever it is, it isn't enough

    • @carloscjr23
      @carloscjr23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      More like a roast of turbo virgins

  • @musicf3b
    @musicf3b 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2180

    This isn’t even clever banter. It’s a weirdly hostile cross-examination.

    • @HiddenObject98
      @HiddenObject98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      He's not even good at faking genuine interest toward her, his tone of voice often just didn't match what he was trying to go for

    • @gregjayonnaise8314
      @gregjayonnaise8314 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      He seems like the type of person who thinks that saying a lot of things in a short amount of time means you’re good at having conversations. He doesn’t even listen to her answers before asking the next question.

    • @scrapdog2113
      @scrapdog2113 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That is 100% the best way to describe it

    • @salt4821
      @salt4821 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      HOSTILE 😭😭

  • @polk-e-dot8177
    @polk-e-dot8177 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4280

    "Im being paid to sit here."
    "thats what they all say"
    yes because you keep paying them to sit there.

    • @ronnieronson4390
      @ronnieronson4390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      😆

    • @soulful5284
      @soulful5284 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ronnieronson4390 hahahahha

    • @xenelixer9841
      @xenelixer9841 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@soulful5284 Drake fan?

    • @downfromthereeefters
      @downfromthereeefters 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I read this comment in Ben Shapiro’s voice

    • @vannah_04
      @vannah_04 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You need a Harvard degree XD

  • @ekathe85
    @ekathe85 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9212

    *>Is a self-proclamed "pick-up artist"*
    *>Can't even get a paid actress to pretend even for two seconds to consider him anything other than disgusting*

    • @MMtasty407
      @MMtasty407 4 ปีที่แล้ว +302

      Lol my dyslexic ass read that as prick- up- and I thought it was a pun. Now I'm a bit disappointed.

    • @karna5998
      @karna5998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      @@MMtasty407 prick up artist sounds better

    • @Aidenfirewing3470
      @Aidenfirewing3470 4 ปีที่แล้ว +376

      This lady rules. You can tell she's torn between an easy paycheck and dishing out what this dude really deserves to hear.

    • @megkrish7568
      @megkrish7568 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @@Aidenfirewing3470 She's also a kickboxer. Frickin awesome 😎

    • @greatest_bumble_bee_dude
      @greatest_bumble_bee_dude 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Just like there's good people in each profession
      Good and bad behaving people in each country
      There's good and bad behaving people in each gender so basically guys shouldn't use women for their own ridiculously stupid selfish ploys. So unless they accept women as their own equals they're lives will not likely improve somewh@

  • @Killysunt
    @Killysunt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3605

    You stopped saying "what's up everybody it's cr1tikal"... & now you have a girlfriend.
    It was a pickup line all along wasn't it, a mighty fine one.

    • @MatthewSheaSullivan
      @MatthewSheaSullivan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Killysunt woah did you take his masteclass with the anime lord. Sounds like a pickup artist in the comments

    • @evenflow714
      @evenflow714 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *WOAH*

    • @TortoiseMaximus
      @TortoiseMaximus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      it transmits intense male pheromones through the youtube page and instantly made female's panties wet upon hearing it, he stopped saying it because it had too much power

    • @brikaro1
      @brikaro1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Canadian Bot92 The greatest speedrunning gamer of all time.

    • @soccrstar4
      @soccrstar4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

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  • @GhostRider-hy9zt
    @GhostRider-hy9zt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +813

    I love how she was payed to do this and didn’t hold back at all lol

    • @nob2243
      @nob2243 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I mean, she was paid to be honest and upfront in her reactions too, so.

    • @Ba1T
      @Ba1T 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @Руси Гогов Omfg everything you say is so stupid based on fucking assumptions.

    • @drcola143
      @drcola143 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @Руси Гогов Go back to reddit you fucking creep

    • @balancemaster55
      @balancemaster55 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@drcola143 what did he say

    • @Cacowninja
      @Cacowninja 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I would've quit.
      No payment is worth that kind of interaction.

  • @h.O.hara.
    @h.O.hara. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2943

    She's more likely to go home with the dude in the back that answered "No."

    • @russellmuscle7434
      @russellmuscle7434 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      She did, it was me and shes my mom 🤣

    • @DemonicAkumi
      @DemonicAkumi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +252

      @@russellmuscle7434 That. Sounds. Wrong. On so many levels.

    • @donaldpleasely5611
      @donaldpleasely5611 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Demonic Akumi captain obvious

    • @Mustafa-xd6jz
      @Mustafa-xd6jz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      @@DemonicAkumi hey he just said she went back home with him. They live together. She's his mom man.

    • @RealSelene
      @RealSelene 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@russellmuscle7434 I'm sure she is

  • @e2m514
    @e2m514 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2494

    7:19 "are you guys learning anything?"
    Guy on background "No"
    🤣🤣🤣

    • @j8rh3ad43
      @j8rh3ad43 4 ปีที่แล้ว +216

      And he was laughing at him

    • @alyxskyler
      @alyxskyler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      J8rh3ad it was the best-I really enjoyed that part 😂

    • @balladin9200
      @balladin9200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Dude scammed all of them, he’s making use of the fact that these guys probably are lvl 60 in WoW or some shit.

    • @mchagnon7
      @mchagnon7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      She should have started teaching the class at that point. Everyone in there just learned what not to do from the best.

    • @Polymitaer
      @Polymitaer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This one killed me ...

  • @124Nightwing
    @124Nightwing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4093

    I feel like this was more of a class on how to roast a sexual predator.

  • @searchsludge
    @searchsludge 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1937

    “you seem to have ADD because your eyes are darting all over” bro she’s looking for the nearest escape route

  • @mattwoj9078
    @mattwoj9078 5 ปีที่แล้ว +737

    I took one of these classes and now I have been trapped in my house for eleven days as I have been completely encircled by females. Please send help I’m not sure how long my radness can hold them off

    • @seafoam6119
      @seafoam6119 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Matt Boi cant help you out pal but i can offer you betterhelp! With better help you can get a therapist to help you recover and become a better person. Who knows, maybe they can help you with the surplus of women.

    • @bland9876
      @bland9876 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I'm coming with a fedora

    • @mattwoj9078
      @mattwoj9078 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      First Name Last Name My hero

    • @JediMasterBaiter
      @JediMasterBaiter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@seafoam6119
      By *therapist* did you mean--nevermind.

  • @mygaffer
    @mygaffer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +783

    I love how she has no problems calling this guy out.

    • @duckcylinder9903
      @duckcylinder9903 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Shes a kickboxer she knows she can kick his ass lmao

    • @jegr3398
      @jegr3398 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@duckcylinder9903 I'd pay to watch that

    • @jarlbalgruufthegreater1758
      @jarlbalgruufthegreater1758 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nobody should have

  • @gloriousgal9958
    @gloriousgal9958 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3709

    In that women's situation, I would legitimately assume I was being bullied, not being flirted with.

    • @wareforcoin5780
      @wareforcoin5780 3 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      Well, I mean, because you are. Lol

    • @solmoman
      @solmoman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Heh naah.. First of all you are not supposed to know the dude is flirting with you. The video shown is a bad example.. she literally know what is happening and that this guy is going to sorta show on stage the whole room that he can get inside her pants.
      But I know and you know that if you get in to a conversation with a guy at a bar who know hand reading and zodiac signs, you are going to take the bait.
      Because women loves that shit

    • @gregjayonnaise8314
      @gregjayonnaise8314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +259

      @@solmoman
      Making some pretty big assumptions there, buddy 😂 zodiac signs and hand reading aren’t enough to impress a lot of women. You know, cus they have a diverse range of interests like guys do?

    • @solmoman
      @solmoman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@gregjayonnaise8314 not every single woman, no, but most I would bet. Like throwing a ball to a dog, It's just something most of them want. Same goes for men.

    • @bigmacnash2146
      @bigmacnash2146 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@solmoman my guess most women dont Unterstand bcuz they simply dont have to do that.
      I was reading books about pickup before TH-cam etc..
      And i girl of our peer group always said to me: i wouldt never do something just Go out n have fun.
      But she failed to realize that she was blond n tall (in general good looking lets say).
      But i never regret learning something about this essentiell topic..

  • @ZephyrinSkies
    @ZephyrinSkies 5 ปีที่แล้ว +867

    This hurt so bad to watch, but man that woman is the fucking best. How lucky is it that of all the women he could have gotten to do this awful video, he got the one that called him out on being a creep.

    • @jonathanchevez316
      @jonathanchevez316 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      ZephyrinSkies Because he paid top dollar for her to stay there. She’s the best at what she does, and it’s shutting down creeps with her large enough chest mounds.

    • @dabossman5650
      @dabossman5650 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ZephyrinSkies Most would

    • @ZephyrinSkies
      @ZephyrinSkies 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@dabossman5650 You say that, but a lot of people would have frozen or felt too cornered to respond. Others still might feel pressured to go along with it, you can see a bit of that actually in some parts so she still wasn't 100% immune, happens to people even when they don't have to worry about offending the person paying them.
      Better still, she had the sass to say "is anyone learning anything?" I LOLed.
      Also in a room with this psycho and his film crew, that would make most women nervous, I hope she brought someone with her standing off screen.

    • @gottagofastest
      @gottagofastest 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I would have freaked out and shut down which I'm sure they would spun in a positive light for them. You just know he's tried this scary bullying to some girl waiting for her friends.

    • @dramamine755
      @dramamine755 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jonathanchevez316 tits are great

  • @ORGANPARTY
    @ORGANPARTY 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7535

    This man has activated my fight or flight reflex

    • @AwkCrafty
      @AwkCrafty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      He's that good at picking up women that it radiates through your screen

    • @RedtailArt
      @RedtailArt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      I'm a guy, and I feel like I need to avoid this man with my life.

    • @iaintgonna3717
      @iaintgonna3717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      same

    • @Angie-zk4ei
      @Angie-zk4ei 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      He has activated my gag reflex 🤮

    • @DarkKittycat
      @DarkKittycat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      his posture only is super agressive, as if he is preparing to go and jump on her

  • @yareezap844
    @yareezap844 3 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    lmao the blatant 'im being paid to sit here' and 'you're a creep' that's fucking hilarious

    • @EasternE6762
      @EasternE6762 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If anything, I learned more from the woman than I did the weirdo

  • @starkittsy
    @starkittsy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1558

    everything about that lady's body language and diction just screams that she'd rather be _literally anywhere but there_

    • @JACKKiXi
      @JACKKiXi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I read that in Leafy's voice.

    • @chickencurry420
      @chickencurry420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      If she saw a red laser from a sniper on that dude's forehead, she'd jump in front of him and take the bullet. Not to save his life, but to get the hell out of that situation by any means necessary

    • @HarshvardhanKanthode
      @HarshvardhanKanthode 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@chickencurry420 you had me rolling lmao

    • @Dude_Its_Pistachio
      @Dude_Its_Pistachio 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maybe that's how he helps other get chicks?? 🤔🤔

    • @emiliomarbanjr
      @emiliomarbanjr 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh watch out, another specialist on the comment section.

  • @jthom0027
    @jthom0027 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8382

    That woman is my hero. She was able to roast that troglodyte and get paid by him at the same time.

    • @lightbrand_
      @lightbrand_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +275

      That is pretty chad

    • @KOmyself
      @KOmyself 3 ปีที่แล้ว +351

      i would rather get pegged by her than get touched by that man.

    • @maxfroese1822
      @maxfroese1822 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      @Руси Гогов what? It sounds like u think these guys are paying her big money. Bro they asked her to be herself, if they dont like her reaction, then they should have asked her to fake it.

    • @redgefleming1535
      @redgefleming1535 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @Руси Гогов This is how probably their recruitment went. Them: Can you go with us so that we can ask you some questions about stuff?
      Her: Yeah sure.

    • @nategwright
      @nategwright 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Professional simpery at its finest

  • @sallen0953
    @sallen0953 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1532

    This is the typical guy who says “without me?” When you tell them you’re going to take a shower

    • @s.sterling6685
      @s.sterling6685 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      perfect. so true

    • @555starangel_
      @555starangel_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      Or "where's my hug?" When you clearly fucking skip him.

    • @insanitypepper1740
      @insanitypepper1740 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's a good line.

    • @monke980
      @monke980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      "yes, indeed, without you, congratulations you get a sticker, now stay here."

    • @AmazingRebel23
      @AmazingRebel23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      OH NOOO YOURE GIVING ME FLASHBACKS TO PEDOS TALKING TO ME ON KIK WHEN I WAS 15 😖🤢🤮🤮

  • @franelukalozic4359
    @franelukalozic4359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    The only time she genuinely laughed was when someone answered "No" to her "Are you guys learning anything?"

  • @connorm7915
    @connorm7915 5 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    I feel like this guy has failed to recognise the difference between flirting with a girl, and condescending/mocking a girl. It's like the dating equivalent of going to a job interview and threatening the guy interviewing you

    • @Bloody-Roses18
      @Bloody-Roses18 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      It kinda reminds me of elementary school flirting where the kid with a crush antagonizes the kid they have a crush on and wonders why they don’t like them back.

    • @morgandrye3311
      @morgandrye3311 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Nothing turns me off faster than a guy who teases me. When I was dating this would be one of the things to let me know I was never calling or texting him again.

    • @heythere9651
      @heythere9651 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/4RJCWeRS_Jg/w-d-xo.html

  • @Webberjo
    @Webberjo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +644

    The worrying part is the guy giving this lesson is 100% sure of himself.

    • @taahasiddiqui1071
      @taahasiddiqui1071 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      At least that is the impression he gave

    • @dingdingdingding5544
      @dingdingdingding5544 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Quite the opposite I'd say, he looks like he lacks self confidence entirely.

  • @shamusmarkus8699
    @shamusmarkus8699 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3836

    I love this woman. As uncomfortable for her as I’m sure it is she’s getting paid AND doesn’t even pretend to like this creep

    • @bums009
      @bums009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      Yeah she's tougher than me, I'd be way more nervous and uncomfortable with a creep like that.

    • @MrRed-tf7bv
      @MrRed-tf7bv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@bums009 bring pepper spray.

    • @AcidAdventurer
      @AcidAdventurer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@MrRed-tf7bv handgun and skills to use it*

    • @inaty22
      @inaty22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      I would be so confrontational. And I never am. I would act so unlike me. But this guy....Idk man. I would feel honestly in danger when he took that photo. It would freak me the fuck out. I honestly could not help myself from confronting his actions, being utterly disgusted and then promptly leaving as quickly as I could because I can’t stand to be giving this fucking creep the satisfaction of eyeing me like that. It’s so fucking bad and wrong when that kind of shit happens. Ugh like ur an object or piece of meat. It’s so creepy and it makes me so fucking anxious I could cry. Fuck anyone like manipulative and predatory like this. I wish I could say I would be a better person or some bullshit but nah. It kicks in my fight or flight mode. Some girls get quiet and laugh like this one. I’d be through the roof.

    • @michaelangst6078
      @michaelangst6078 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@inaty22 If the guy was a model you would think his forwardness was sexy though.. it's only cause he looks disgusting do you think he is a creep.

  • @TheAutistWhisperer
    @TheAutistWhisperer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19025

    Nothing gets a woman wetter than being repeatedly insulted.

    • @maschaorsomething
      @maschaorsomething 5 ปีที่แล้ว +363

      @Channel Energy
      Did you check that on your mom?

    • @rogers4760
      @rogers4760 5 ปีที่แล้ว +370

      @@maschaorsomething i did now im grounded

    • @TheAutistWhisperer
      @TheAutistWhisperer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      @Channel Energy treat them mean, keep them keen.

    • @crazymonkey4175
      @crazymonkey4175 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      TheAutistWhisperer that pfp face is nasty

    • @TheAutistWhisperer
      @TheAutistWhisperer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @Michael Young Unlike an incel like you I actually lost my virginity and no it wasn't with a body pillow....if only....

  • @dennishogan5696
    @dennishogan5696 5 ปีที่แล้ว +382

    "large enough breasts" good god end me.

    • @MegaAssassin55
      @MegaAssassin55 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Hmmm judging from your profile picture you must know all about those "large enough beasts"😂😂😂

    • @TheAwesomenessity
      @TheAwesomenessity 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Can't end you, busy ending myself.

    • @shintaro_7261
      @shintaro_7261 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Im disappointed in myself for knowing your profile pic

    • @gghostt4227
      @gghostt4227 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      TheAwesomenessity wait is it porn

    • @brodiegames4207
      @brodiegames4207 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      M I L F
      D E S T R O Y E R

  • @VSGhostface
    @VSGhostface 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1792

    he's definitely a moderator for the incel subreddit

    • @lp.shakur
      @lp.shakur 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      @@hitto8863 because pathetic fucks like you need to man up, thats why we hate

    • @UltimateFeudEnterprise
      @UltimateFeudEnterprise 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      LPShakur ‘man up’ yet you hear a bunch of shit like ‘it’s okay for men to cry’ and shit. All a bunch of hypocrites lmao. I’d drag you round the room for saying some sorry ass shit like ‘man up’.

    • @lp.shakur
      @lp.shakur 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      @@UltimateFeudEnterprise I knew, I effin knew shit like that would come, in my fuckin corner its ok for a man to cry but not to be a pathetic little shit blaming the world for his problems, thats what man up means, not some masculinity bullshit, get lost with that

    • @nomansson4628
      @nomansson4628 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fuck off

    • @kee7374
      @kee7374 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@nomansson4628 the fact you outed your own self for being an incel...

  • @naonoodle2847
    @naonoodle2847 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    No joke, I've actually had a dude try this 'approach' with me before - I've spoken to other women who have also had this approach tried with them. We are all very different in terms of our preferences and life experiences, and yet universally agreed the men were simultaneously batshit crazy and quite dull.

    • @EasternE6762
      @EasternE6762 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Christ man that’s rough, as a guy myself I couldn’t even picture myself as a woman and some oddball approaching me with this strategy. That has to be quite literally the most unsafe, creepy, odd encounter ever

    • @ayvenmoon
      @ayvenmoon 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      what approach

    • @luisaramos6862
      @luisaramos6862 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yup, I've had this approach before with the stacked questions and the "are you scared? will you answer my questions?" followed with some crazy shit about how people connect through touch and trying to touch me. Good thing, I'm black belt in taekwondo and when he asked if I was going to kick him, I said yes if he dared to touch me...which he did...and I kept my word and kicked him.

  • @garysanders6091
    @garysanders6091 5 ปีที่แล้ว +758

    "If you're not willing to get into conflict you're going to get nowhere"
    Yes, good idea. Teach socially awkward men to be aggressive towards women.

    • @CaptainDoomsday
      @CaptainDoomsday 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Aren't all healthy relationships based on seething contempt?

    • @formula2233
      @formula2233 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      What is said: "You have to be willing to confront people sometimes"
      What is heard: "BE AGGRESSIVE ALL THE TIME"

    • @tullac3386
      @tullac3386 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What is the willing technique then

    • @garysanders6091
      @garysanders6091 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@formula2233 Socially awkward men are well known for understanding subtle social cues.

  • @Outbreakunit35
    @Outbreakunit35 5 ปีที่แล้ว +625

    This man doesn't need to talk to girls, he needs to talk to a therapist...

    • @neonbubble4375
      @neonbubble4375 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Outbreakunit35 a buff ass male therapist with additional security present in the room

    • @des_tr0y15
      @des_tr0y15 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Neon Bubble
      Oh hell yeah

    • @Ineptatpiano
      @Ineptatpiano 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      LOL I was thinking the same thing. Preferably.. a male one..

    • @Wolfpaw754
      @Wolfpaw754 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He sounds like he is a therapist..

    • @f.g00gle44
      @f.g00gle44 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      or jesus

  • @kailynp3728
    @kailynp3728 4 ปีที่แล้ว +981

    Met a dude like this once and he called me a lesbian when I rejected him.

    • @thememe986
      @thememe986 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Not surprised lol

    • @hanakoikezawa8322
      @hanakoikezawa8322 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Hope you told him how creepy that is, the most common thing I see with these creepy pick up artist guys is the girls they talk to are too polite for their own good

    • @kailynp3728
      @kailynp3728 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      Hanako Ikezawa
      Yeah, I laughed at him for believing himself to be the pinnacle of male beauty in which anyone who dared to reject him must be lesbian lmao.

    • @hanakoikezawa8322
      @hanakoikezawa8322 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Kailyn P he sounds pretty insecure damn

    • @kailynp3728
      @kailynp3728 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Hanako Ikezawa
      He really is lmao. I called him sensitive and he got pissed off

  • @StarMeCall
    @StarMeCall 5 ปีที่แล้ว +363

    Girl: **Laughing Nervously**
    Ultra Turbo Chad: iM GetTiNg lAiD!!!

    • @haze2050
      @haze2050 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao

    • @RobertHeadley
      @RobertHeadley 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That is what is crazy about the virgin/chad relationship. There is no real path from virgin to chad. Chads are just seen as a supernatural thing to emulate. There is no transition to chad-dom.

    • @autokrator_
      @autokrator_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Robert Headley
      That’s the total virgin thing to say. You probably couldn’t even reach 5 insults a second with a hot girl. Fucking pathetic.

  • @derpydood
    @derpydood 5 ปีที่แล้ว +675

    "She's smiling and laughing, so she's totally into it. I mean, it's not like people smile to defuse situations. Right?"

    • @seg162
      @seg162 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's a distinct possibility.

    • @througheverything
      @througheverything 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I trust him more than a brony.

    • @kamui7587
      @kamui7587 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      333 i wouldn’t be surprised if he was a brony too

    • @imthatpiguy
      @imthatpiguy 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I feel you, Sai

    • @througheverything
      @througheverything 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Frost True

  • @YouWhatMate_Official
    @YouWhatMate_Official 5 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    What kind of Psycho am I?
    This is by far the most serial killer question I've ever heard.

    • @REALwoombath
      @REALwoombath 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thankfully there were -people- possible witnesses there, guy would probably strangle her if they were alone.

  • @DestructionatorWitch
    @DestructionatorWitch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    ''...Are you guys learning anything...?''
    i just can't. She's never been more disappointed in males in her entire life

  • @shin1300
    @shin1300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1376

    Damn Alpha leave some woman for the rest of us.

    • @pimpingporygon8229
      @pimpingporygon8229 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Yeah Charlie does make women super moist when he walks in a room

  • @doorknob5223
    @doorknob5223 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    2:57 My sister does this thing where if she's really upset at someone, she'll start laughing lightly. I showed her this scene and all she said was "I get her. I totally understand her."

    • @fart63
      @fart63 ปีที่แล้ว

      I always laugh when I’m upset. My family always took this as me being rude and inappropriate

  • @alloutrockstar2943
    @alloutrockstar2943 4 ปีที่แล้ว +409

    It's more like a 'how to be labeled as a sex offender' class

    • @metalmk6839
      @metalmk6839 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Brilliant 🙌👏

  • @aeiou1692
    @aeiou1692 5 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    "Would you prefer it if I had genital warts or smegma?"
    "Neither"
    "Well, I have both. Lemme show you"
    "No thanks. you're creepy"
    "Huh, typical. That's what all girls say to me"

    • @StringierHail56
      @StringierHail56 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Stanley Lean I see you’re a Grips fan, as well

    • @Hanzer-ns5bh
      @Hanzer-ns5bh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "Sir, please get out of the ball pit. It's for children only."

    • @bandaidtoxin
      @bandaidtoxin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jake Ragoo death grips fans represent

  • @Not_a_number_
    @Not_a_number_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I do have ADHD, I don't have OCD but I am starting to feel an intense compulsion to go and wash obsessively.

  • @harrisonbloom816
    @harrisonbloom816 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I love when the woman looks to the crowd and asks “are you guys learning anything from this?” If a single man in that crowd went home and rethought his life and decided to try getting on a better path, that woman did a service to humanity

  • @charliedawson4877
    @charliedawson4877 4 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    She definitely walked to her car, ready to stab an attacker with her keys.

  • @cerealbird6384
    @cerealbird6384 5 ปีที่แล้ว +495

    The real goal of pick up artist is to make other men even worse at picking up women so they have more of a chance

    • @nadirbaitsaleem7270
      @nadirbaitsaleem7270 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Genius 😂

    • @Hanzer-ns5bh
      @Hanzer-ns5bh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      This is what we call "gaming the system".

    • @Toasty278
      @Toasty278 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      the ultimate pyramid scheme

    • @jasoncade5055
      @jasoncade5055 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's actually pretty smart,but these guys suck so bad at flirting that they'd still never have sex 🤣

    • @nooneinparticular5273
      @nooneinparticular5273 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sometimes you gotta play the long game.

  • @beccataylor2589
    @beccataylor2589 4 ปีที่แล้ว +345

    SHES probably ONE OF THOSE types where she has the absolutely GALL to just WALK AWAY FROM you if you're REPEATEDLY SCARING AND INSULTING HER

  • @freddyfazbearsbigfatbearti179
    @freddyfazbearsbigfatbearti179 5 ปีที่แล้ว +551

    Low-key thought this dude was gonna start talking about girls only dating chads and tipping his fedora.

    • @dxnotello3494
      @dxnotello3494 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh hey 2-D

    • @amandaking4654
      @amandaking4654 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      he was pretty close to it at the end

    • @kadenjay8111
      @kadenjay8111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      nice pfp

    • @StinkyPoopyMcFartFace
      @StinkyPoopyMcFartFace 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m surprised he doesn’t have a neckbeard.

    • @VexJinks
      @VexJinks 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The dude is a PUA; he prob fucks

  • @WillBilliam
    @WillBilliam 5 ปีที่แล้ว +497

    This video sterilized me.

  • @nooneknows1907
    @nooneknows1907 5 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    "Alright here's the 411 on the 911. Say some gangster disses your fly girl just give 'em one of these." Proceeds to break dance.
    There you go be an alpha and you're in.

    • @whytho5607
      @whytho5607 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Underrated Simpsons reference.

  • @-hasamastersdegreeinwumbol8565
    @-hasamastersdegreeinwumbol8565 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Lol, I love how even this dude's class is laughing at him. That lady asked if they're even learning anything and one of the guys straight up said "nope!"

  • @bigboss6145
    @bigboss6145 5 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    This is physically painful to watch. Even the guys in the class know how weird this is.

    • @brettvv7475
      @brettvv7475 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Veeeeerrrryyy painful.

  • @call-me-dezz
    @call-me-dezz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +758

    This physically hurt to watch.

    • @keeran2152
      @keeran2152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The Mad Baron I think the whole male species is embarrassed by it we have to clarify we are not with him

    • @ta8689
      @ta8689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I had to watch this with one hand ready on the close tab button.

    • @hata6290
      @hata6290 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@keeran2152 species

    • @ekathe85
      @ekathe85 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Charlie is so disturbed he even forgot to "that's it, see ya" us

    • @McVaio
      @McVaio 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It really is.

  • @theantagonist631
    @theantagonist631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +451

    The lack of self-awareness is astounding.

  • @noahreeverts465
    @noahreeverts465 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "I don't want to" "SHES SO MEAN🥺"

  • @melodyborg6164
    @melodyborg6164 5 ปีที่แล้ว +520

    I love this woman lmfao I can't believe they uploaded this video when it's clearly so embarrassing for them

    • @DCNRS90YT
      @DCNRS90YT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      They don't care, they are just that desperate for interactions from women who honestly don't want to talk to them.

    • @Bloody-Roses18
      @Bloody-Roses18 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      So true. I was a bit surprised tbh that they allowed her to just outright say that she doesn’t want anything to do with them and is just doing it to get paid

    • @coughpillbox748
      @coughpillbox748 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I have suspicions that either the video has a lot of acting/improv going on or that the guy is trying to set an example of what *not* to do... But considering that this is the only video I've seen of that guy's, there's a good chance that I'm wrong about all that.

    • @eternaldragonoid9979
      @eternaldragonoid9979 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Ego. Delusion. Take your pick.

    • @MidTierVillain
      @MidTierVillain 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      You clearly haven't been in the presence of an alpha male, because you would've notice the ultra turbo smoothness off top.. shame on you!
      -RedPill Phil

  • @shotyslawa
    @shotyslawa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +679

    Wait, can you really get paid for sitting down and verbally shooting pick-up artists down? Where can I sign up?

    • @CaptainDoomsday
      @CaptainDoomsday 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Please note that they may try to take possession of any or all of your organs, especially if the sign-up includes giving them personal information.

    • @joisarrithesmall298
      @joisarrithesmall298 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      RJ I wouldn’t be surprised if you were the type of dude that _actually_ follows the instructions given to you by a pickup artist lol.

    • @Unknown-gf1ci
      @Unknown-gf1ci 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@joisarrithesmall298 I think we found the r/niceguy

    • @yaboilink2359
      @yaboilink2359 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Unknown-gf1ci more like MGTOW incel. Dude is on every thread saying the same shit. 🤣

    • @ark2074
      @ark2074 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Harold Jenkins It means absolutely shit. Not even these retards that use these buzz-words know what the fuck they mean

  • @divine_950
    @divine_950 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    “Oh I’m a creep? check out these hand gestures”

  • @raghavrdxduggal
    @raghavrdxduggal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Your eyes are like Blueberries... Can i eat em..? - The smoothest pick up line ever written.

  • @7thDayAdventures
    @7thDayAdventures 4 ปีที่แล้ว +344

    This reminds me of police intimidation tactics.

    • @lukeinvictus
      @lukeinvictus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Legitimately. Not even hyperbole. Btw if you're interested in interrogations check out Jim Can't Swim.

    • @EmperorsNewWardrobe
      @EmperorsNewWardrobe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I feel like the whole thing is an Onion parody

    • @MrRed-tf7bv
      @MrRed-tf7bv 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That goofy goomer isnt intimidating to say the least.🏋🏽‍♂️

    • @Smoove_J
      @Smoove_J 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Luke Amendolara Just watched the new JCS video and this is exactly what the cop does. He maintains eye contact way too much, angry tone of voice, and especially the way he takes up her personal space. That is interrogation 101.

    • @luffydragneel5635
      @luffydragneel5635 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂

  • @5udimax
    @5udimax 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    _"Hey your eyes look like blueberries can I- can I just pick them out?"_

    • @jordanflynn8999
      @jordanflynn8999 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm gonna use this one

    • @michaelmcdoesntexist8350
      @michaelmcdoesntexist8350 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ah good, you know your Critical videos well ...

    • @5udimax
      @5udimax 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@michaelmcdoesntexist8350 Been subbed for 6 years. It would be a shame if I didn't.

  • @alaina6282
    @alaina6282 4 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    "I dont think we can get her to stand up but obviously she must be approached often due to her large breasts! Hence her mean words!" ...bruh. There's so many things wrong with that I dont even know where to start lol

  • @woollypidgeon1948
    @woollypidgeon1948 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    4:34 Man just outed himself

  • @amy202
    @amy202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +520

    the way he is reaching forward while talking is disgusting on its own.

    • @luhe8
      @luhe8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      exactly, he's trying to intimidate her physically

    • @AA-vn3ru
      @AA-vn3ru 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@luhe8 yeah show that bitch who’s boss

    • @newjunies
      @newjunies 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@AA-vn3ru ew??

    • @AA-vn3ru
      @AA-vn3ru 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@newjunies what exactly is ew

    • @AA-vn3ru
      @AA-vn3ru 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@newjunies afraid of my intellect hmmm

  • @moonkingdomify
    @moonkingdomify 5 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    Her: "Are you guys learning anything"
    Everybody taking the class: "No."
    Guy making the video: "This is good footage to prove my point."

  • @JosephSchneider26
    @JosephSchneider26 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "Are you even an atheist?" is such a great line. I'm gonna use that for sure.

  • @user-rt2mq3qp2k
    @user-rt2mq3qp2k 5 ปีที่แล้ว +421

    Hey baby do you want AIDs.
    What?
    it's just a hypothetical question.
    No.
    Why wouldn't you?
    *100% LAID*

    • @AkkaOniVA
      @AkkaOniVA 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      If by "laid", you mean "on the ground in handcuffs by the police", sure.

    • @urdoolil5477
      @urdoolil5477 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You have a nice chin mgee.

    • @vibing6530
      @vibing6530 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@urdoolil5477 oh yeah yeah

    • @vibing6530
      @vibing6530 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@urdoolil5477 oof

    • @RamenStudios69
      @RamenStudios69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *100% L-AIDS*

  • @inkshermit9055
    @inkshermit9055 4 ปีที่แล้ว +544

    "Think of how stupid the average person is, now realize half of then are stupider than that." - George Carlin

    • @lukeinvictus
      @lukeinvictus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Too bad he "passed away"

    • @sptflcrw8583
      @sptflcrw8583 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Inks Hermit fuck ur right

    • @Vitorruy1
      @Vitorruy1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's actually the medium not the average.

    • @rany615
      @rany615 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Vitorruy1 median

    • @evanwarsify
      @evanwarsify 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@rany615 get'm

  • @BatOfTheDead
    @BatOfTheDead 5 ปีที่แล้ว +418

    In the first segment the dude says the girl was being mean but he was demeaning her the WHOLE TIME

    • @-trainee-7372
      @-trainee-7372 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Ikr, one of the first rules is to not treat the person like they are a helpless little kid. What I noticed is he kept getting defensive when he could have played along.

    • @comradegarrett1202
      @comradegarrett1202 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      his literal first remark to her was to say she had mental health issues

  • @laidback6154
    @laidback6154 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I followed these “pick up artists” before, tried it on a new girl in my class, freaked tf out of her, and felt suicidal for a week.
    I sure did learn my lesson...

    • @commonsense3017
      @commonsense3017 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No worries man. Us guys always want to find the answers to how to get the girl we want. I’ll tell you the only thing that’ll work. Work out, get jacked enough she’ll notice, when she finally does talk to you when you make conversation don’t talk about anything random just do the usual how was your day. Life isn’t a chick flick. You need to get hot for the girls. As soon as I gained just 30 pounds from working out everytime I went out I got laid and I wasn’t saying anything weird or trying out mind tricks on girls I was just going up to them asking them if I could buy them a drink and one thing would lead to another. Just act like a normal dude and don’t act like you’re the main character in a chick flick romance directed by James Franco. I promise you this will work not this bullshit pick up artist crap.

    • @laidback6154
      @laidback6154 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@commonsense3017 thx man, I actually have started working out recently. But before that i have got a few looks from girls because apparently I’m above average looking, i just never knew what to say to them. The fact that I’m socially retarded is the biggest reason why i only had one relationship. Im definitely gonna stop using advice from romance movies, and pickup artists. Im gonna keep working out, and be myself whilst starting to talk to more people. I’ll be alright.

    • @jbethizzle7345
      @jbethizzle7345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@laidback6154 I have the same problem but never been in a relationship yet, my only problem rn is that I need to get back to working out

  • @gadlicht4627
    @gadlicht4627 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1908

    How to talk to a women:
    Talk to her like she is just a normal human being.
    If that gets you called a creep, best not to ever talk

    • @trequor
      @trequor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Okay rule number one is USE PROPER GRAMMAR

    • @gadlicht4627
      @gadlicht4627 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      trequor coming from someone using informal capitalization and no punctuation to complete sentence? Lol this is internet dude come down there are so many things in here with “bad grammar and spelling” if you look at it compared to grammar textbook. However people understand it, and often our bad grammar communicate more effectively than full blown essays. Good luck understanding people learning English and many other folks if that’s all you see, good luck learning a new language if you got to be all proper first time. And really if you don’t see big picture of my pint and just point this out? You really must jut get able to see big picture

    • @pussydestroyer69285
      @pussydestroyer69285 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      trequor shoot op

    • @AusGovOfficial
      @AusGovOfficial 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      trequor it’s the TH-cam comments section. They aren’t writing a thesis or anything. FFS.

    • @cemetaryman3903
      @cemetaryman3903 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@gadlicht4627 I think "trequor" is one of these PUA guys who, upon failing on basic concepts has to resort to pointless, litigating on dumb technicalities that have nothing to do with why they fail. That way, they can step away feeling like they were in the right about *something*.

  • @jakemva2604
    @jakemva2604 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    If you freeze at 9:21 it looks like they are getting along great.

  • @Dielawn69
    @Dielawn69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +658

    I feel bad for these guys that get suckered into this. They are clearly people who have horrible social skills and probably crippling social anxiety most of the times. I get why those classes would interest them because they just see the confidence aspect. Which in theory is a good thing but they don't realize these pick up artists are fucking creepy weirdos and what they actually need is to improve their overall confidence and social skills and not learn how to just be "good" with women.

    • @kyucumbear
      @kyucumbear 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Úlfur 2 ouch man, i can smell his burned carcass from here now 😂

    • @gyalpoirgyud4759
      @gyalpoirgyud4759 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @Beemanq shut your hole, roastie

    • @bluedemon9985
      @bluedemon9985 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Beemanq ok sir

    • @SuperChan123456789
      @SuperChan123456789 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Beemanq r/wooosh

    • @piglice4585
      @piglice4585 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I would even change that from working on "overall confidence and social skills" to just "be a better person. nicer. harder working.". It's simple shit, i dont get why people make it so complicated. If you have a social weakness im sure you also have a social strength. I dont think the goal should be confidence. it should be to improve your work skills, or trades, and the confidence will come later...

  • @tdof7217
    @tdof7217 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    The aim when having a conversation with a girl is to get her to ask you "Are you a psycho?" That's when you activate your trap card and she's yours

    • @Hanzer-ns5bh
      @Hanzer-ns5bh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Instructions unclear, have sent seven women, three men, a dog, and a cyborg that wishes it were human straight to the Shadow Realm. Plz help.

    • @tdof7217
      @tdof7217 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Hanzer-ns5bh You have to send more so they don't feel lonely , otherwise you're a bad person

  • @atomicbamboo2453
    @atomicbamboo2453 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This might have been the first video I've ever watched that was legitimately hard to watch in one sitting

  • @emmastar020
    @emmastar020 4 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    They should play this video in schools on “how to spot a predator”

  • @kibblesnbits3174
    @kibblesnbits3174 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Why do these “artists” treat flirting like some weird challenge or game to win a prize? Literally just talk like a human and be direct

  • @cassidyconroy4101
    @cassidyconroy4101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    "I don't think we have any shots of her standing up, but she has large enough breasts that she gets approached all the time" is single-handedly one of the funniest lines I've heard this month. It genuinely sounds like they're filming an animal planet documentary about some magical animal that's just recently been discovered and they have no idea what it is or how it behaves

    • @Rus-nu9li
      @Rus-nu9li 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Because they've never been in proximity of a woman in their lives

    • @PeachReverie
      @PeachReverie 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @KreeZafi
      @KreeZafi 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      [Animal Planet voiceover] "The female's ample bosom allures multiple males who will attempt to mate with her, however she will be very selective and ignore the advances of any males who do not impress her, even attacking particularly persistent ones"

  • @RemovingTheWingus
    @RemovingTheWingus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Look at the way they're sitting too. The guy is sitting at the front of his chair and the woman is sitting as far away as she can

  • @miketacos9034
    @miketacos9034 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Now you don't really have a formulated opinion." Destroyed with FACTS and LOGIC. 2:45

  • @Ludi133769
    @Ludi133769 5 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    'A psycho?! ME?! HAHAHAHA-
    tie her up, Phil.'

  • @stinksorstonks1498
    @stinksorstonks1498 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love how you can hear people snickering at him when she calls him a psycho

  • @Glownyszef
    @Glownyszef 5 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    I had to pause this shit several times, it's unbearable, even with Charlie's commentary

    • @shubhamnew
      @shubhamnew 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I feel ya

    • @jaydougan2239
      @jaydougan2239 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lord of the Toolshed and here I am. Reading the comments while I pause the video before my spine melts

    • @s.r.6533
      @s.r.6533 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Cringed so hard my ballsack wanted to climb inside my asshole to hide and my eyes found a way to commit suicide. I am typing this blind. The video made me blind.

    • @Aetherod
      @Aetherod 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I just hit the point where she genuinely says he's a creep. This is difficult, but I must do it, for the penguin.

  • @blueskylark9965
    @blueskylark9965 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    Imagine it’s your first date, and the first question is, “ would you rather have ADD or OCD”
    1.) yikes
    2.) bold of you to assume I don’t have either or both
    3.) y i k e s

    • @dkskcjfjswwwwwws413
      @dkskcjfjswwwwwws413 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i hate the word yikes i dont know why

    • @klaustrophobic3643
      @klaustrophobic3643 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I still dont get it... its like he has ADD and/or OCD and is ashamed to say it so he tries to get her opinion somehow on both? I dont know...

    • @Seissmo
      @Seissmo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dkskcjfjswwwwwws413 that’s understandable

  • @314rft
    @314rft 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lemme just say as a guy with OCD and some level of ADHD that you really don't want either. Asking "which one would you prefer" is like asking "would you rather eat shit or drink piss. And you can't say no."

  • @Thelunarraptor
    @Thelunarraptor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    God this was so painful to watch, it took everything in me to keep watching.

    • @jimmythornseed8605
      @jimmythornseed8605 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I was inspired. I had to stop, go do 50 squats, and then keep watching just for a break from the pain.

    • @ladabe4979
      @ladabe4979 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      SHIT thought I was the only one. It was fucking painful.

    • @suyanatsuri3982
      @suyanatsuri3982 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @N-word Surfer do people hit on you like that? I'm sorry.

  • @ehodovic
    @ehodovic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    “So, you seem kinda like a- uh a bit wacky.”
    -Professional Women Getter

  • @salmathirah
    @salmathirah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    he treats woman like some strange animal. tells you how many times he had talked to a woman before

  • @chantimothy
    @chantimothy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    when you are so bad even the paid actress isn't cooperating anymore..

  • @nofanealbni
    @nofanealbni 5 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    is this leaked footage of a Guantanamo interrogation?

    • @gustavosilveira691
      @gustavosilveira691 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Rob L not even guantanamo guards dabble in such horrible tortures

    • @GrexTheCrabasitor
      @GrexTheCrabasitor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This legit does look like an interrogation, no joke this could be put side by side to one and it'd be hard to tell the difference. Making her answer the same question over and over, saying she isn't being honest, uncomfortable chairs, getting closer and closer, cold uninviting room. At least she got paid but i hope it wasn't taken from her after he raped and killed her.

    • @kipter
      @kipter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If they showed me these videos as torture I'd tell them anything the cringe is fucking excruciating

    • @kellygurl5
      @kellygurl5 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao!!!

    • @illiidiium
      @illiidiium 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Take all my likes, you made my day with this comment

  • @kennykeating5243
    @kennykeating5243 5 ปีที่แล้ว +594

    How do you find this stuff?
    Comedy gold

    • @sootmancer9851
      @sootmancer9851 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'd guess it's some expertvillage type shit but this might be even beyond that

    • @alexia8304
      @alexia8304 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      th-cam.com/video/B_86DuIkYIs/w-d-xo.html - this is where its from

    • @TheKimJoel
      @TheKimJoel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@alexia8304 th-cam.com/video/HHgjjh9ktJ8/w-d-xo.html
      he posted this on his channel too. somebody call the fucking FBI

    • @SlyBizniz
      @SlyBizniz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TheKimJoel The fuck

    • @overgrownturnip
      @overgrownturnip 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      r/cringe

  • @DevonPalmer98
    @DevonPalmer98 5 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    Bad boy Charlie, he wears his hat backwards because he has attitude.

    • @damjanp7920
      @damjanp7920 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      well, he knows whamen like bad boyz

    • @Arkain89
      @Arkain89 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      true chads wear their hat at a 90° angle, true pokemon trainer swag

    • @sadtoast6122
      @sadtoast6122 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Only the coolest dude wear hats incorctly

    • @coughpillbox748
      @coughpillbox748 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The dude with the 'tude 👈😎👈

    • @theroastingpotato7029
      @theroastingpotato7029 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Devon Palmer that is the joke, yes

  • @levelup200
    @levelup200 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    the pickup artist trying to debatelord her into getting with him is peak reddit energy

    • @Quzix42
      @Quzix42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is 100% what people think the average redditor is

  • @oscarwentzel3274
    @oscarwentzel3274 5 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Really didn’t need that guy whispering into my right ear all of a sudden.

    • @Bloody-Roses18
      @Bloody-Roses18 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oscar Wentzel same. Shit scared me when I first heard it.

    • @dimitriwarchief301
      @dimitriwarchief301 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bewildered me, thought Charlie had a friend with him

  • @cooperdavis8296
    @cooperdavis8296 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Bro probably thinks he's Scott Pilgrim

  • @alexregan
    @alexregan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +576

    hahaha this instructor is the kinda guy that makes up 90% or r/niceguys

    • @TheSilentWalkerz
      @TheSilentWalkerz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      More like an Incel

    • @meowtherainbowx4163
      @meowtherainbowx4163 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      PUAs are basically incels with just a shred of hope left. They’re looking for the fast track to pussy because they still don’t believe in improving themselves.

    • @robk5488
      @robk5488 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The "Bobs and vagana" approach has to work at least 1% of the time otherwise it wouldn't be so popular

    • @alydiaforten5011
      @alydiaforten5011 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Also mgtow.

    • @edgarcardiffscpreadermemes366
      @edgarcardiffscpreadermemes366 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The other 10% are the redditors

  • @americantoastman7296
    @americantoastman7296 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Holy shit she destroyed him. She couldve just sat there and said nothing and that would have been embarrassing enough for them, but no she went the extra mile. "Are you guys learning anything?" :'D So fucking good. She has all of my respect, what a champ!

  • @BlackOrderAlchemist
    @BlackOrderAlchemist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    At first I was wondering how much that woman was being paid to do this and then I realised it could never be enough

    • @meevil24
      @meevil24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      BlackOrderAlchemist Is your name an amalgamation of Fullmetal Alchemist and D.Grayman?

  • @caseytrader7478
    @caseytrader7478 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1399

    Made it to a minute but the cringe is too strong.

    • @26tigre22
      @26tigre22 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      i always have to pause a lot with this type of videos, oh boi

    • @TheScorpia12
      @TheScorpia12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Bracing myself for this.... I may not make even make it to a minute

    • @rainer2471
      @rainer2471 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I didn’t even last past 10 seconds. Seriously it was that bad.

    • @Ultimate_Gamer_3000
      @Ultimate_Gamer_3000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I never had a gf before and I already know he doing it wrong.

    • @lambchu6459
      @lambchu6459 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      i paused 9 seconds in and came to the comments to seek refuge.

  • @TheWilderCat
    @TheWilderCat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This girl is such a chad. Doesn't take any of his weird shit, doesn't bother pretending to not be disgusted by him, rightfully insults him to his face and does it all while being paid to sit there.
    Hopefully a few people in the audience realized that none of this crap actually works because of this.

  • @kyra7849
    @kyra7849 5 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    I would sooner call the police than continue talking to this personified McDonald's McRib

    • @sonicsupa99
      @sonicsupa99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      LMFAOO

    • @benjaminspoonbeavers1411
      @benjaminspoonbeavers1411 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Don’t hate on McRibs !!!! They’re much classier than this guy

    • @libertyprime9891
      @libertyprime9891 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      WHEEZE

    • @resology
      @resology 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Are american McCribs bad? Where I come from they are literally the fist item from the menu lol

    • @davidgallagher8684
      @davidgallagher8684 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Now I want a mcrib

  • @IceyTangoZero0
    @IceyTangoZero0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    Seems more like a "how to reject creeps" seminar.