A "Spider Warning" is probably the most surreal and terrifying thing I've ever heard of. You can't even take shelter from them like a tornado. *_THEY WILL FIND YOU. THERE IS NO ESCAPE._*
Only in goddamn Australia can you talk about a mass emergence of one of the worlds most venomous spiders on the planet with a relaxed, almost serene and humorous tone.
Mate that that spider weighs about 3 grams yeah the average human in Australia is about75kg or 150 pounds physics tells me who will win when a size 10 boot steps on it
So the rain washed the spiders out, the sun came out and dried up the rain, and the spiders have climbed the spout, wall, into your shoe again..should've seen that coming really.
"Remember to stay away from these spiders as they're some of the most dangerous spiders on the planet..... buuut if you could catch one for us that'd be great mate!"😂😳
@@mrteargas8692 you motherflippers think everything is a motherflipping joke. Lol, seriously though, you knew where that came from before I even did. There must be a Moss inside my subconscious 😂
I was looking for your comment! I was going to comment in the form of a warning NOT to watch this before going to bed, ...or in bed! Suddenly, I feel the need to check all my bed linens.
Come on .... it’s not that bad .... unless you were out in the bush or the country area ... I have them in my garage and we live in Melbourne, they are small really and the ones in this video are shown enlarged so they can present the story ....look at all the ones crawling on the walls trying to get away from the water ....they’re tiny ...don’t be chickens 🐥🐥
@@yeahrightmate ... I think I did say we have them in our garage... and we knew they were funnel web spiders there when we found their webs, exactly like funnels ...ours look like the ones crawling on the wall in the video ...believe me they’re not very big ... I know exactly how a red back looks like, because once stoped at a petrol station to fill up and lucky I saw it - with the huge red mark on its back- sitting right on the handle of the pump... since then I have been careful checking handles and surrounding area of the pumps every time ... I called the assistant and they were taking photos and making people aware... just in case ... Incredibly in such a busy and noisy area ...who would have thought they’ll be a red back out in the open like that !!! maybe sniffing petrol I guess ??? ......🤪🤪
Yeah well look up "dictator dan andrews" and you'll understand why the Sydney people are saying "good luck". To the north of Sydney is so much red tape you can't even see the sun, to the south is endless pine plantation and cloning factories, to the west is fire tornados and duststorms. and to the east is the island kingdom of the sheep led by a trojan horse. We need some luck in Australia right now.
Hello from Canada, I just went through 4 months of freezing temperatures, ice covered roads and sidewalks, a polar vortex...but this video made all that worth it, no venomous anything here, yay !
@mcchickenz The spider issue is one thing, but then there's also snakes, once a year the whole country's set ablaze, another part of year everything drowns.
@@cathiproctor6877 the pfp, the comment, the use of numbers instead of words in your username. you might as well be screaming the fact that you're 10 years old
the white people there make it worth it, makes up for all the dangerous shit there. I feel much safer in australian than in africa or latin america no matter the amount of spiders.
When I was living in Sydney, I encounted a funnel web in my bathroom. I went to get a broom to chase it out. But the damn thing raised itself up on his back feet and stood it ground. That’s it !! I was done I ran out!!’ And got the help of a neighbour 😱 lol My neighbor was able to get the spider outside. I hate spiders, he got a bottle of Jack Daniels for his efforts🤣 I lived in Sydney for 20 years it was my first and only experience with one of these buggers
@@sarfaraz.hosseini if you have a backyard in Sydney, Chances are that you have a Sydney funnel web spider lurking about... funnel webs can be found all along the east coast. But the Sydney funnel web spider is the biggest and most nastiest of them all. Just like the people of Sydney. It has an attitude!
My wife: help there's a tiny non venomous spider in the bedroom here in England where we don't have dangerous spiders! Australians: just use a ruler to pop one of the most venomous spiders in the world into your coffee pot and bring it here, I wanna milk it.
@@topspeedfinder No need to be butthurt. We may be crazy, stupid, lazy, fat, and dangerous here, AT LEAST every insect doesn't carry a frickin' deathnote with them. 😭
When I was young, my parents considered emigrating to Australia. Thank God, we'd never cope. You Aussies are a tough bunch. I admire You greatly. You poor arachnophobes. Good Luck 🇬🇧 xxx
@@charlalar14 Well I absolutely love my country (I live in a small historic village in the English countryside), and would not want to live in Australia or anywhere else. If you are so miserable and dislike the country as a whole then that’s on you - it does not mean that the United Kingdom is in any way a “dump”. The points you raise are also inaccurate: 1. “Spiders or knife crime” - The United Kingdom is one of the safest nations in the world (check the homicide rates per country for example); if you want to compare it with Australia, the UK has only 0.31 more murders *per 100,000 people* each year (using 2018 figures) - to put that into perspective the US had over 4 times more murders, *per 100,000 people*, than the UK during the same time period. 2. “Boris Johnson” - if you don’t like your Prime Minister you’re luckily enough to be able to change him. 3. “Open borders” - countries with highest number of immigrants against population (2019): - 1st. UAE - 2nd. Saudi Arabia - 3rd. Switzerland - 4th. Australia - 5th. Canada - 6th. Austria - 7th. United States - 8th. United Kingdom (13%) Just so you know Australia has a higher immigrant population than the UK (if that’s something you dislike). In my opinion I would much rather have hardworking people in this country from outside the UK, than people like you who come across as the perpetual victim and (seemingly) love to complain. 4. “Too many people” - If you didn’t know around 1% of the UK is built upon (2.3% for England specifically) in terms of: roads, buildings, railway tracks, quarries etc. The figure rises to 8% (12.6% for England specifically) if we include ‘natural’ areas that are not entirely natural: parks, sports fields, man-made waterways, gardens, golf courses etc. So there is plenty of space, plus if it’s space that you crave so highly, you do realise the countryside exists right? 5. “Miserable weather most of the time” - of course Australian weather is a completely different entity to weather in the United Kingdom, but it very much depends on ‘where’ you live within the country and ‘what’ you prefer. For example I live in Suffolk (which is Eastern England), and our weather is very much similar to our neighbours in the East (the Netherlands, Belgium and Northern-most France) - I have no complaints. The weather in the majority of England at least, is extremely mild and therefore very rarely ‘too’ hot or ‘too’ cold (which I greatly appreciate). I never found the rain to be much of a problem outside the winter months either (and the rain we do get ensures our beautiful countryside retains its characteristic lush green), and blue skies (outside of winter) I find perfectly fine where I live/ have lived. I do not think I’d survive Australian summers that’s for sure. Just thought I’d share my opinion with you. I understand that we all like different things, for example my passion is history and therefore I love living in England (I am able to explore beautiful historic villages, market towns, smaller cities, castles, grand medieval cathedrals, stately homes that range from the Baroque to Elizabethan, manor houses, churches, ancient monuments from the Neolithic to Roman etc etc etc)... perhaps you love other things and think Australia is the place for you? Maybe so, my point is that there’s absolutely no need to degrade your own country in the process - we have so much to be proud of!
@@tamaracarter1836 well said, it’s stupid when people just label a whole country a “dump”, some parts maybe, but not all of it. Generalisation on the whole just points out ignorant people
@@atleastimtrying5391 fun fact theres probably at least a dozen spiders somewhere around your house and yards right now (unless you live in an apartment etc)
As an Australian I always took other countries fear of our animals/insects as an overreaction but then this came up on my suggested and finally i understand 😂🤣
I'm in the states and was researching your beautiful country to move there. Read about all the insects and wildlife and changed my mind right away. You guys are brave. Lol
@@mirandaperry5245 I live in Australia and there are places in America with more dangerous wildlife around than where I live. I haven't seen anything dangerous in years.
Australia’s wildlife isn’t quite as dangerous as it is different. Life evolved there isolated from the rest of the world. South America use to have some of the same animals but they went extinct when introduced to things like big cats, canines and bears
I could not cope living in a country where I am spending 3/4 of my day checking everything if there is no spider, scorp or snake hiding in it. I love the Netherlands. A mosquito sting is the worst that can happen here. I can sit where I want, pick up what I want, go to the toilet without having to remember to check the seat for stuff. It's heaven. You can have Australia all to your selves ;)
In Australia you don’t have to do that - when I lived in England I saw 3x the amount of spiders I ever saw in Australia. It’s a complete myth. I lived in a fairly rural area for almost 10 years and the only snake I ever saw was a dead one on the road on a 5 hour trip to a nearby city. Nowhere near as bad as it’s made out to be.
Also the worst thing that happened in Australia was actually because of a mosquito bite, it gave my mum something called Ross river virus which took her over 5 years to recover from.
Maybe so, but the fact that you got all those critters there already makes me think I am more than happy to stay out of otherwise honestly beautiful Australia with great people as far as experience goes. The fact that there is no chance we got this kind of news bulletins in the Netherlands says enough for me. And any exotic creepy crawler that escapes from anyone that has it as a pet here won't survive anyways because of the weather.
His questions kept getting more and more specific. I was expecting him to straight up ask, "So, just tell me, mate, what are the chances of one of these things crawling in my mouth while I'm sleepin', I gotta know, it's keepin' me up at night, mate."
"So what about when we're trying to sleep? What's there activity then, Dan?" Dan: "No worries mate. They just trying to find a female is all." "My wife is a female. Dan. Any suggestions?" Dan: "No worries, mate. Just put your head between her legs and and kiss her ass goodbye."
when the Australians announce the alarm you know it's serious knowing the fact that they are accustomed to seeing cat-sized hairy tarantulas while shopping and going for a ride.
Lol I live in the UK and there's not really any poisonous spiders here the false black widow we have yeah their bite hurts but unless you're Allergic then you'll be fine apparently their venom is similar to wasps. But if one of them was in my shoes... bye bye shoes
Even in the UK, I do the shoe check; Every time, before putting on my shoes I say 'check for scorpions' and give them a shake. I also did that with ski-boots.
@@imtheonevanhalen1557 Not worth the risk. It could side step your stomp like Muhammed Ali and then climb your ankles since you put your foot right next to it
@@amethystjade405 yeah, but I have guns here and can defend myself You have a bunch of shit that wants to kill you and the best you can do is throw a bent stick at them
Australia: friendly people, beautiful beaches, wonderful food and awesome scenery you will totally miss when you check into your hotel room, find a Huntsman hanging out on your wall and immediately go back home.
Try getting picked up from the airport in Sydney on your first ever visit by a mate that lives over there, and have a Huntsman crawl out from under your leg, round the top of the car right in front of the drivers face...all while you are on the highway. No thanks. Not even in the country an hour lol.
I'm an Aussie in Queensland. I once had a Huntsman egg sac, on the ceiling above my bed. One morning I awoke to tens of thousands of baby spiders crawling all over the ceiling! It was awesome!!! They dissappeard very quickly throughout the day.
Never met a Funnel Web and hope i never do. But just last year we went to Ikea and a Huntsman spider had entered our car. Realized it was on our speedometer while in the middle of traffic. We obviously froze, not knowing what to do. All the kids in the car unaware. I whispered to my hubby to keep moving for fear of it running under the seats if we tried to get it out. He did. Thank God we reached home safe and all got out of the car. Then he got it out using a long stick. Scariest day ever. Not to mention our kids find Redback spiders in the backyard everytime. Australia is riddled with these things. Am so glad i don't get to deal with crocs because i couldn't.
In Tassie we come across Whitetails inside a bit too often. Unfortunately since they are smaller they can be hard to tell apart from normal house spiders. I once pulled one of my pocket, I was fine but it has left me jumpy around spiders
Huntsman spiders are Huge!! They love our pool and can make air bubbles to use like freaking scuba gear... Sooooo..... No matter how long you hold them under with the skimmer in attempts to drown them, they just float right back up and continue walking on water:@ And they carrry their children’s on their backs:@ Learned that one the hard way, smack big spider=hundreds of tiny spiders running in all directions, I about died. On a side note, planting mint tends to deter them. The mint oil irritates their pedipalps. And I would literally burn my house down if that many spiders where in it/on it.
My son was on a job in Australia for about a month a few years ago. He no sooner got home to the U.S. when the very area he was working in had an infestation of spiders. It looked like winter with their white webs on every tree. Truly shocking and like a horror film!
That most likely would've been Orb web spiders since sometimes the wind can carry them and their webs great distances in the northern and warmer states where they live. They're mostly harmless, its just they create large webs and so it can be pretty horrible to walk into one early in the morning but otherwise the actual spiders aren't that bad at all. They're large but not aggressive. Funnel Webs and Red Backs are demon spiders. Red back's are just annoying because they are common to come across here as they really like tin, bricks and those sort of materials so they are a massive pain for construction sites, backyard gardens, junk piles, and their bites are quite painful. Funnel webs though are not only deadly, but unlike most other spiders here, they are super aggressive and have the same sort of temperaments as brown snakes tend to have.
@@mmc9828 I'm from England, and saw the same thing in Pennsylvania, the lamp posts in the suburban towns were all covered in a blanket of white silk. England's rather boring by comparison; small spiders, no tornadoes, earthquakes, and hurricanes once every 30 years, light snow, mild summers.
@@karencourt5684 Sadly, no photos, but I saw them in a small town called Steelton, on the outskirts of the state Capital Harrisburg. A lot of the neon lit windows on the outside of bar windows were also drapped in white, with lots of dead or moving spiders, probably because the light attracts insects, and they also all installed those electric insect killers. Americans tend to keep their windows shut for air conditioning as the temperature outdoors was hotter than the sun, and windows all have insect screens, so I never saw any insects indoors, where I would in England because we keep our windows open. Still, a surprising sight for the north east of the US, though much preferable to Australia's infestation.
On a side note though, that reptile expert sounds so chill "oh yeah, they're some of the deadliest spiders in the world. Dont worry though everyone, they may be everywhere, they may enter your homes too, but oh yeah, dont worry!"
@@jcmorgan8714 hi.i never said it was a joke.ive been bitten by spiders and also snakes before.i watched the video.and i feel bad for you all. Over there.first bush fires..then floods.and now bloody spiders.keep safe. 👍🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜
You have to remember Australia is HUGE. Most of these disasters affect relatively small areas. Where I live, we've had some rain but no flooding, none of the bushfires, and while we have venomous snakes and even jellyfish, we aren't troubled by Funnelweb spiders.
Spider warnings. Now there's something I never thought I'd hear. Meanwhile, the Aussies are talking about it so casually and with smiles in their faces. Brave folk!😂
I’m sorry, but no! I cannot fathom grabbing laundry from the basket and that huge spider right there looking at me! Or going to take the trash can to the curb only to be greeted by this mammoth spider. And the way they wave their legs at you! 😱 Help!!!!
@@daveross1638 maybe I have sometime, but this one really happened. If I am at the computer in my study the cat likes to come in and check on me sometimes.
@@waza987 - similar to you waza, I've watched spider vids on here, only for my phone charging cable to brush gently against my leg... Fookin shit myself 😬
We have funnel webs inside the home, in Nth NSW. They came in during the dry, looking for water. Found one inside the dogs water dish in the kitchen. Scary to think they are wandering around inside my home.
My son once tried to get spiders to bite him after watching spiderman, so he could get super powers. Took a bit of convincing, but he finally stopped. The whole thing about the spiders needing to be radioactive anyway helped to convince him. We live in the states, thankfully, because he would never last long in Australia lol.
I know a few people who ate a huntsman as toddlers, just picked em off the wall and straight in their mouth. My uncle was one and he just had a couple of skinny legs in his mouth by the time his mum (my grandma) got to him. Hahaha man it's pretty common around here
Reminder - if you use a cup or jar to scoop them up, use a lid or a piece of plastic underneath rather than a piece of paper because their fangs can pierce through paper!
Aus is the Best. We live with cranky Roo's, Box Jellyfish and Taipans. I have Funnel Webs downstairs, Great Whites 200m away and 7 foot Roo's i feed. Love Australia.
... and blue ring octopus, stingrays, sharks, swooping magpies, huntsman and white tale spiders, crocodiles, snakes, so its fun. The most beautiful continent in the world! If a huntsman spider shows up more than twice in my living room I just give it a cute name. : )
Yeahhh ...The land of sweeping planes, of ragged mountain ranges, of drought and flooding rains ... We LOVE our beautiful Australia ... spiders, snakes, crocks and all !!! No place on earth like Aussie land !!! 🇦🇺 In many many ways ....
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Say what you will about America, we've never had a freaking spider warning.
I’ll take my chances with tornadoes!!!
@dereksjourney Exactly!!!!! You are on your game!
#ElectionFraud2020
#AllLivesMatter
#Trump2024 🇺🇲
Please don’t jinx us; we have enough problems right now! Good luck and be safe Australia.
@@Iconhulk amen
@dereksjourney aussie is what merica doesn't want to be with woke liberals.
This is the scariest video I've watched in a long time
Same here!! I hate spiders, especially the big hairy ones!! Lol!
Fr. Please pray for me.
I'm glad I live where we have severe Winters.
Don't these Creeps know there's a lockdown ? ( and their running about without masks ! )
Man live in Ireland 🇮🇪 we never seen this kind of thing thankfully
Australia is the scariest country on earth
@Luca Duka What’s scary about Russia?
it is not you idiot
@Dead Ryan It's both.
Nothing scary about Australia unless you happen to find yourself in the outback...
@Luca Duka How is Putin supposed to scare you? Come to your house or what?
I like how he’s like “stay away from the spiders” but “please catch one so we can milk it”
They need the males to breed more of these monsters...
@@ardensity1175 it’s just funny how casually he asks the general public to catch the spiders 🕷 like not me bro catch your own
@@ALEXKAUTZ Only after it catches these hands
All very Aussie
@@axollot 🕷
Imagine living in a country that issues spider warnings fucking hell
Don't they issue warning for drop bears too?
Ikr? Gross! Time for a flamethrower!
You can hide from a drop bear 😉
No, no warnings in oz, about drop bears. You take your chances with them landing on your head, like our drop spiders.
Lol!!
SCREAMMMMMM
“Teach the little ones not to play with spiders”
JESUS CHILDREN WHY
Right? Not to PLAYYY with spiders are you kidding me?
I used to play with spiders and now I’m absolutely terrified of them probs one bit me or smt
Exactly. Those kids are insane.
I use to let daddy long legs crawl all over me as a kid, they arent dangerous but getting older i somehow gained arachnophobia
I developed a fear as a child when I went to drink a glass of milk an there was a spider on the rim when I put it up to my face.
i am terrified of spiders this is a straight up nightmare for me cant even look at the thumbnail
same
ME TOO!!!
Why? They don’t eat humans.
You have Arachnophobia.
Same I can’t even look at tiny spiders without panicking
A "Spider Warning" is probably the most surreal and terrifying thing I've ever heard of.
You can't even take shelter from them like a tornado.
*_THEY WILL FIND YOU. THERE IS NO ESCAPE._*
There was a spider on my wall as I read this, but now it's gone
*HELP*
@@Mochi_Kiti Leave the house, it's a loss.
@@Mochi_Kiti I'm sorry but you may have to burn the house down. It's the only way.
@@Mochi_Kiti 😬✝️⚰
@@Mochi_Kiti 👀
Most spiders are pretty timid but funnel webs KNOW they're dangerous and give you that "Oh you want a piece of me" attitude
Yeah they got that sagittarius energy 💪😂
If they give me attitude I'll put them through a table
So they're the geese of the spider family
@@korinnab.2318 More like a honey badger
You’d just create another problem. Smh
Oh fantasic..you survive epic flooding to be harassed by spiders
That was epic flooding for NSW. For QLD and some other states, that was a little bit of fairy piss rain.
Before the rain was a rat infestation. Next is fiery hailstones.
You left out "freakin' ginormous!!!!"
Arachnophobia & Eight Legged Freaks....2 scary movies about spiders.....
Or killed
Only in goddamn Australia can you talk about a mass emergence of one of the worlds most venomous spiders on the planet with a relaxed, almost serene and humorous tone.
And then give advice on how to catch them 😂
Mate that that spider weighs about 3 grams yeah the average human in Australia is about75kg or 150 pounds physics tells me who will win when a size 10 boot steps on it
@@garyquelch888 yeah, but what if you don't hit it, then crawls onto you and takes a nibble!
@William Shakespeare The Turd I have a feeling that you are an Aussie.
@Joseph Bien the world's most deadly thirst.
If you catch my drift.
2020: Stay home
2021: You still have to stay home, but dangerous Spiders will visit you
Australia really is a different level of wild
Actually. Australia has good control. I don’t think they have any cases
@@anamewoah5336 really? yh yh and its snowing in hell lad
yes..... very yes
You forgot in 2020, Australia was also on fire
Humans aren’t supposed to stay there
So the rain washed the spiders out, the sun came out and dried up the rain, and the spiders have climbed the spout, wall, into your shoe again..should've seen that coming really.
😂😂😂😂 No more internet for you!!!
Clever
😂😂😂
I was looking for this. Thank you. 😁
Graham...perfect!!😂😂😂
If my house was covered like that, it’s burning down due to “lightning”.
Valkyrie's Way you misspelled devil. You must have meant satan cause what god would do that to someone. Lol
Oh yea. I will burn everything I own if it means getting rid of those damn things
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Praeliora T thanks for that. Now how am I supposed to sleep? And they were barefoot too. Somethings not right with Aussies.
@@bobboy5508 Yeap
"Remember to stay away from these spiders as they're some of the most dangerous spiders on the planet..... buuut if you could catch one for us that'd be great mate!"😂😳
no worries cobber
Pokemon
@humandxp I think that is the White Tail" you are thinking of with the flesh eating stuff.
They like to sink their entire fangs into you which are covered in acid and their venom is number 2 on the most deadliest
Whos affraid of the big bad spider lo.funnel spiders no thanx.but my daughter has a pet tarantula.venom removed.named rosie lo
"spider warning" is probably the most australian thing you can warn someone.
Bro the spider expert just said “you definitely should be worried.”
I fly for air canada.and do a few flights.very few.but i was suppose to fly there next week.think il hold off lo
I don't blame you in the slightest lol I'd pass everytime lol
@@karencourt5684 what if there’s some motherflipping spiders on your motherflipping plane??
@@mrteargas8692 you motherflippers think everything is a motherflipping joke.
Lol, seriously though, you knew where that came from before I even did. There must be a Moss inside my subconscious 😂
Well this takes Australia off my “places to go” list.
Oh come on Mike man up mate! You really have to look hard to find these spiders they are not everywhere.
Not mine!
😂😂😂😂mine too😬
U can't even enjoy any bodies of water in fear of crocodiles
Good!
I was gonna go to bed, but now I have to watch 20 happy videos to get this one video out of my brain.....
I was looking for your comment! I was going to comment in the form of a warning NOT to watch this before going to bed, ...or in bed! Suddenly, I feel the need to check all my bed linens.
Hahahaha ....you’re all 🐥🐥🐥🐥 ....
LOL😂
Hilarious!! Those happy videos wash away that nasty spider feeling !
😂
I like how the reporter ends with "best of luck everyone" 😂 like he knows everyone is screwed with the spider apocalypse
yeah for real in a very nonchalance way
yeah we just give up. it’s a spider country we are just tenants 😂
I would have to leave the whole continent no way would i live somewhere like austraillia.
Australians: “We milk the spiders”
The Rest of the World: 👁👄👁
That was my exact reaction.
Why is your name American Capitalist 90 ?
@@JudahMaccabee_ the last 89 died off
Excuse me they WHAT
I really want to milk a spider
American here. I'll never forget the look my friend in Sydney gave me when I put my shoes on without checking for spiders.
🤣 l bet
Yes they love cubbies like shoes.
Come on .... it’s not that bad .... unless you were out in the bush or the country area ...
I have them in my garage and we live in Melbourne, they are small really and the ones in this video are shown enlarged so they can
present the story ....look at all the ones crawling on the walls trying to get away from the water ....they’re tiny ...don’t be chickens 🐥🐥
@@NeVs-cb1oc considering they're deadly, I don't think there's anything chicken about taking a moment to check your shoe.
@@yeahrightmate ... I think I did say we have them in our garage... and we knew they were funnel web spiders there when we found their webs, exactly like funnels ...ours look like the ones crawling on the wall in the video ...believe me they’re not very big ...
I know exactly how a red back looks like, because once stoped at a petrol station to fill up and lucky I saw it - with the huge red mark on its back- sitting right on the handle of the pump... since then I have been careful checking handles and surrounding area of the pumps every time ...
I called the assistant and they were taking photos and making people aware... just in case ...
Incredibly in such a busy and noisy area ...who would have thought they’ll be a red back out in the open like that !!!
maybe sniffing petrol I guess ??? ......🤪🤪
The way he says "best of luck everyone" feels like real life hunger games lol
Minus the lol
Yeah well look up "dictator dan andrews" and you'll understand why the Sydney people are saying "good luck". To the north of Sydney is so much red tape you can't even see the sun, to the south is endless pine plantation and cloning factories, to the west is fire tornados and duststorms. and to the east is the island kingdom of the sheep led by a trojan horse. We need some luck in Australia right now.
@@tinfoilhomer1535 and strong souls.
Purge siren plays
Imagine living in a city or country that has a literal “Spider Warning” it’s like a scary movie
Hurricane warning: *yawn*...I’m going to go out for smokes...
Spider warning: *EVACUATES TO MARS*
I agree I live in Florida hurricane come s okay no big deal spiders f*** this s*** I'm out lol burn it with fire
@@Splintz246 I live in Florida too, hurricanes dont bother me, it's spiders and no AC that bothers the hell out of me
AnxietyPrime1 FACTS 😅
Scared of spiders bro
What if.... The hurricane sucjs up the spiders
Hello from Canada, I just went through 4 months of freezing temperatures, ice covered roads and sidewalks, a polar vortex...but this video made all that worth it, no venomous anything here, yay !
Hi luigi.what part of canada.im from ont.and only brown recluse spiders near me
@mcchickenz The spider issue is one thing, but then there's also snakes, once a year the whole country's set ablaze, another part of year everything drowns.
@mcchickenz didn’t ask.
@@cathiproctor6877 the pfp, the comment, the use of numbers instead of words in your username.
you might as well be screaming the fact that you're 10 years old
I'm from BC and man I agree I'm so glad there are so few spiders here
There's a reason why the Brits used Australia as a prison colony. *This* is the reason.
I used to want to visit... I'm good. Hard pass.
Everything in Australia wants to kill you, everything! I’ll never go there on holiday, not for anyone’s money.
@WHO WHO WALKWA Almost like it was built on an ancient native burial site
we used to keep a large spider as the warden XD
Biblical
Australia is pretty much an IRL Minecraft hardcore mode
Fact 😂
Reporter: "Should we be worried about this?"
Spider Scientist: "Yeah, Definitely..."
--I've seen enough.
Lol agreed
You’d think he’d be reassuring lol
@Bilise Kumela why because he is extremely good at his job and respects these intricate beautiful creatures... Grow a pair.
"Place the spider in a jar"
Dude I'm not getting that close!!
😆 Really!
*then you let it get away*
Right!! He just helped raise the spider bite numbers in Australia, lol.
@@midnightblue131 how? They said to do that so they can come get it for milking so it reduces the deaths caused by bites.
Keep your fingers approximately 20cms away lmao
Australia has to be the most dangerous (yet beautiful) place to live.
No. that's anywhere in the Middle East
the people are more dangerous than teh animals
Indeed.
the white people there make it worth it, makes up for all the dangerous shit there. I feel much safer in australian than in africa or latin america no matter the amount of spiders.
"Her beauty and her terror,
The Wide Brown Land for me."
“Should we be worried?” “Yeah definatley!”
i love how chilled and relaxed this news segment was
@@mrteargas8692 Haha you said it brotha!
"These are some of the most dangerous spiders in the world."
"Catch us some so we can milk them!" :)
They are Aussies, they are use to dealing with "the most dangerous" snake or spiders on the world.
@@firelightning5018 yeah, it's funny
I look like a spider so out me on a jar so he can milk me
That's sooooo prison island
Why, does their milk taste better than cow's milk? I wonder how many spiders you have to milk before you get a gallon?
I feel this has done great for the tourism industry in every other country.
Where would you rather go for a holiday sir, to a covid epidemic or a spider epidemic?............. pass me my mask and a pair of flip flops.
@@grahamtaylor6883 skip the pointless mask
I'm so glad I dont live in Australia. I'd be wearing hazmat suits and power washing the house every morning.
Facts
When I was living in Sydney, I encounted a funnel web in my bathroom. I went to get a broom to chase it out. But the damn thing raised itself up on his back feet and stood it ground. That’s it !! I was done I ran out!!’ And got the help of a neighbour 😱 lol
My neighbor was able to get the spider outside. I hate spiders, he got a bottle of Jack Daniels for his efforts🤣
I lived in Sydney for 20 years it was my first and only experience with one of these buggers
Jesus. I thought Sydney would be relatively safe for arachnaphobes.
@@sarfaraz.hosseini if you have a backyard in Sydney, Chances are that you have a Sydney funnel web spider lurking about... funnel webs can be found all along the east coast. But the Sydney funnel web spider is the biggest and most nastiest of them all. Just like the people of Sydney. It has an attitude!
@@sarfaraz.hosseini It's literally called the SYDNEY funnel web spider.
''You want a piece of mee...''
If I were your neighbor I'd tell you I'm not gonna get in between you and your abusive relationship with your spider.
“You wanna’ come visit me in Australia?”
NOPE!
No one is ever coming again 😳
@@Jdjustsaying Ikr?
My wife: help there's a tiny non venomous spider in the bedroom here in England where we don't have dangerous spiders! Australians: just use a ruler to pop one of the most venomous spiders in the world into your coffee pot and bring it here, I wanna milk it.
😆
🤢
red backs likes toilet seats
😂🤣🤣😂
Englis spiders ARE venomous but their fangs are too small to bite
Only in Australia is there a need for a “spider warning” 😭
Covid -19 does not scare me in the slightest. But this spider? glad I live in Denmark🙋♂️🙋♂️
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@@stockontruthchannel2631 what are you spamming here bruh
Wait till they get passports
i always wanted to go to australia but no thanks
Have checked ou' hugo talks 'on Denmark? Interesting.
"Hey Doc my kids been bitten by a funnel web " .......Doc .."better give him a COVID test to be on the safe side"
Well they'll have to use em up somehow
😂🤣👏👏👏
Lmfao!!
🤣😅🤣😅🤣👍
Hahaha
Rock Spider Alert issued - beware of australian politicians, top cops, judges & bureaucrats.
Parliaments full of the rapist bastards
LMFAO gold comment XD
@@patriciashannon6631 Don’t forget paedophiles
@@patriciashannon6631 Don’t forget about the pedophiles as well. Same goes for the corrupt judicial system.
You'll have to go a long way to be more corrupt and as sexually deviant as the authorities in the UK, mate 👍
Australia: where Satan keeps his pets
🤣
When life hits and one thinks it couldn't get worse, i sometimes remind myself that i don't live in Australia
Amen!
I live in Sydney and whenevr life gets tough I thsnk myself I don't live in the USA
@@topspeedfinder No need to be butthurt.
We may be crazy, stupid, lazy, fat, and dangerous here, AT LEAST every insect doesn't carry a frickin' deathnote with them. 😭
"Please be safe and don't play with the spider" "oh catch a male and bring him to us so we can milk him" 😕
Because if they can milk them then they can make an anti venom.
@@belphy205 well obviously but it's funny how he contradicts what he's asking the people of aus to go and do with these spiders
@@MichaelDouglas-24 true.
When I was young, my parents considered emigrating to Australia. Thank God, we'd never cope. You Aussies are a tough bunch. I admire You greatly. You poor arachnophobes. Good Luck 🇬🇧 xxx
Really? You'd be much better off in Aus than that dump UK...
Yh same here my mum had the choice of oz or USA
But I said USA you get shot
OZ you get bit snakes spiders scorpions etc
@@-M0LE I've never been shot
@@charlalar14 Well I absolutely love my country (I live in a small historic village in the English countryside), and would not want to live in Australia or anywhere else. If you are so miserable and dislike the country as a whole then that’s on you - it does not mean that the United Kingdom is in any way a “dump”. The points you raise are also inaccurate:
1. “Spiders or knife crime” - The United Kingdom is one of the safest nations in the world (check the homicide rates per country for example); if you want to compare it with Australia, the UK has only 0.31 more murders *per 100,000 people* each year (using 2018 figures) - to put that into perspective the US had over 4 times more murders, *per 100,000 people*, than the UK during the same time period.
2. “Boris Johnson” - if you don’t like your Prime Minister you’re luckily enough to be able to change him.
3. “Open borders” - countries with highest number of immigrants against population (2019):
- 1st. UAE
- 2nd. Saudi Arabia
- 3rd. Switzerland
- 4th. Australia
- 5th. Canada
- 6th. Austria
- 7th. United States
- 8th. United Kingdom (13%)
Just so you know Australia has a higher immigrant population than the UK (if that’s something you dislike). In my opinion I would much rather have hardworking people in this country from outside the UK, than people like you who come across as the perpetual victim and (seemingly) love to complain.
4. “Too many people” - If you didn’t know around 1% of the UK is built upon (2.3% for England specifically) in terms of: roads, buildings, railway tracks, quarries etc. The figure rises to 8% (12.6% for England specifically) if we include ‘natural’ areas that are not entirely natural: parks, sports fields, man-made waterways, gardens, golf courses etc. So there is plenty of space, plus if it’s space that you crave so highly, you do realise the countryside exists right?
5. “Miserable weather most of the time” - of course Australian weather is a completely different entity to weather in the United Kingdom, but it very much depends on ‘where’ you live within the country and ‘what’ you prefer. For example I live in Suffolk (which is Eastern England), and our weather is very much similar to our neighbours in the East (the Netherlands, Belgium and Northern-most France) - I have no complaints. The weather in the majority of England at least, is extremely mild and therefore very rarely ‘too’ hot or ‘too’ cold (which I greatly appreciate). I never found the rain to be much of a problem outside the winter months either (and the rain we do get ensures our beautiful countryside retains its characteristic lush green), and blue skies (outside of winter) I find perfectly fine where I live/ have lived. I do not think I’d survive Australian summers that’s for sure.
Just thought I’d share my opinion with you. I understand that we all like different things, for example my passion is history and therefore I love living in England (I am able to explore beautiful historic villages, market towns, smaller cities, castles, grand medieval cathedrals, stately homes that range from the Baroque to Elizabethan, manor houses, churches, ancient monuments from the Neolithic to Roman etc etc etc)... perhaps you love other things and think Australia is the place for you? Maybe so, my point is that there’s absolutely no need to degrade your own country in the process - we have so much to be proud of!
@@tamaracarter1836 well said, it’s stupid when people just label a whole country a “dump”, some parts maybe, but not all of it. Generalisation on the whole just points out ignorant people
“Remember they’re gonna be looking for dry ground so they’ll be wanting to go inside your homes as well” NO WHERES SAFE 💀😂😭😂💀😭
Only in Australia does the media have to both warn, and remind, it’s citizens that they are not at the top of the food chain. 😰
is this a joke or are you concerned about it
because spiders doesnt really disturb us unless you irritate them, but if you have arachnophobia then well... good luck
@@Funkytown-es5ik i’d rather walk into a house with a burglar then all those spiders
I like how Australian media warns you about the funnel web spiders, but if you find a male one, we would like to have it! Only in Australia! Haha!
@@atleastimtrying5391 fun fact theres probably at least a dozen spiders somewhere around your house and yards right now (unless you live in an apartment etc)
Meanwhile in the UK squirrels are gathering in large numbers.
😂😂😂😂😂
Ha, I'll take squirrels over spiders any day! 😅
@@daveo2431 have you watched Rick and Morty 😏
And the ladybird army
@humandxp I thought they were American squirrels
As an Australian I always took other countries fear of our animals/insects as an overreaction but then this came up on my suggested and finally i understand 😂🤣
I'm in the states and was researching your beautiful country to move there. Read about all the insects and wildlife and changed my mind right away. You guys are brave. Lol
Your insects are cursed. I'm fine with my house ants in America
@@inspiringer6418I’m fine with my bumblebee in the U.K. haha 😂
@@mirandaperry5245 I live in Australia and there are places in America with more dangerous wildlife around than where I live. I haven't seen anything dangerous in years.
Australia’s wildlife isn’t quite as dangerous as it is different. Life evolved there isolated from the rest of the world. South America use to have some of the same animals but they went extinct when introduced to things like big cats, canines and bears
If I have to live in a place where there’s a spider warning I’m getting the hell out
If you die from the spider's bite it will be classified as a covid death....everything else is
Yip nobody dies of anything else anymore
Unless the spider gives you COVID.
@Andrew Potter only 7% of "covid deaths" are covid-only according to the CDC.
@Andrew Potter awww poor little triggered liberal
@Andrew Potter It's from the Official CDC site. So no denial.
I could not cope living in a country where I am spending 3/4 of my day checking everything if there is no spider, scorp or snake hiding in it. I love the Netherlands. A mosquito sting is the worst that can happen here. I can sit where I want, pick up what I want, go to the toilet without having to remember to check the seat for stuff. It's heaven. You can have Australia all to your selves ;)
In Australia you don’t have to do that - when I lived in England I saw 3x the amount of spiders I ever saw in Australia. It’s a complete myth. I lived in a fairly rural area for almost 10 years and the only snake I ever saw was a dead one on the road on a 5 hour trip to a nearby city. Nowhere near as bad as it’s made out to be.
Also the worst thing that happened in Australia was actually because of a mosquito bite, it gave my mum something called Ross river virus which took her over 5 years to recover from.
Maybe so, but the fact that you got all those critters there already makes me think I am more than happy to stay out of otherwise honestly beautiful Australia with great people as far as experience goes. The fact that there is no chance we got this kind of news bulletins in the Netherlands says enough for me. And any exotic creepy crawler that escapes from anyone that has it as a pet here won't survive anyways because of the weather.
Woeh. Hi dutchie.
Feeling blessed :)
@@lynn7568 Hello to you too :)
Just call in an air strike and start over.
🤣🤣
We will start with you. Send you're location and coordinates
anyone no the coordinates for joe bidens house hahah
Don't give em any ideas!!
These spiders sound like the perfect recruits
Australians are like, “Grow up, it’s only spider toxin!”
Yep these are the same people that call a 15ft great white shark a guppy. Gotta love those Ausies.
she'll be right mate
If you are bitten by a male Sydney Funnel Web spider and don't get anti-venom within a 1-2 hours at the most, you die.
His questions kept getting more and more specific. I was expecting him to straight up ask, "So, just tell me, mate, what are the chances of one of these things crawling in my mouth while I'm sleepin', I gotta know, it's keepin' me up at night, mate."
No they won’t. They usually go along the floor
@@okmmauh you actually answered. Wow
@@okmmauh i had a spider on my face when i woke up once.. a huge one just resting on my face.. was kinda scary
2:30: "So what do you do if you get bitten, Dan?"
Dan: "Oh no problemo, mate. Stay calm, put ya head between ya legs, and kiss ya ass goodbye...'
"What should I do if I get Bit by a Spider?" ... "Hand the Spider a Bottle of Grey Poupon!" 🕷
Really funny Chris.
Hahaha fuck me dead
"So what about when we're trying to sleep? What's there activity then, Dan?"
Dan: "No worries mate. They just trying to find a female is all."
"My wife is a female. Dan. Any suggestions?"
Dan: "No worries, mate. Just put your head between her legs and and kiss her ass goodbye."
@@twotwinstom bruh 😆
itching for a can of raid when I saw all those spiders on the garage door!!!
Ikr 😂😂😂
Yeah with a lighter in front of the can of Raid to just flamethrow that whole thing
I’m just here to listen to Australians say “Spiders”. I love it!
Love to hear the Aussies speak... the accent is so nice to listen to... ❤️❤️
“Spoidahs” 😁
I’m trying to figure out how to spell it how they pronounce it! 🤣😂 it’s awesome
Yes!
Spi-Dah.... In America it's Spy-Der
Even this is more relevant to me as an American than the political gossip we call “news” in the US.
I thought the movie ""Arachnophobia" were joking with the amount of little spiders crawling around the house.... Now we need a sequel using THIS.
"Need" is a strong word... 😂
@@AspasiaB Sorry, I got carried away... 😀😁😂😂😂😂😂
You scare me.
Sincerely,
A crusty ol Retired Marine.
That movie still terrifies me
No. We need more dead spiders.
"Dang bro weather's been all OVER the place."
"Ye mate spoidah warning just went up"
"What warnings?"
when the Australians announce the alarm you know it's serious knowing the fact that they are accustomed to seeing cat-sized hairy tarantulas while shopping and going for a ride.
I did mistake one the other day for a cat, but then I realised it was just cat *size*, but definitely too hairy for a cat.
Seeing your a cat lover and why not. You'll be glad to know the venom from a funnel web spider has no affect on 🐈😺
@mcchickenz It's not that easy to find a spider that is fully grown under an inch/25cm in Oz.
@mcchickenz The way you worded it doesn't sound like it. I see plenty of spiders as well.I live in Sydney.
Well aware of the old spider in the shoe trick, only need to have it happen once and you'll never put em on without giving them a shake
Or ON AGAIN 😈😈😩
Lol I live in the UK and there's not really any poisonous spiders here the false black widow we have yeah their bite hurts but unless you're Allergic then you'll be fine apparently their venom is similar to wasps. But if one of them was in my shoes...
bye bye shoes
Even in the UK, I do the shoe check; Every time, before putting on my shoes I say 'check for scorpions' and give them a shake. I also did that with ski-boots.
big zip lock bag will do the trick
Even a shake wont dislodge a red back. I look for webbing also after a shake.
They will literally chase after you. If you stumble & fall, you're toast.
Chase after you? a freaking spider??...LOL....STEP on the wanker, good and hard!!
Omg
@@imtheonevanhalen1557 Not worth the risk. It could side step your stomp like Muhammed Ali and then climb your ankles since you put your foot right next to it
@@PistolSovereign that's assuming the spider is in the mood to humor you and doesn't just catch your foot and bite through the shoe
Then they will stop existing very quickly.
I’m glad I don’t live in the god forsaken land known as “Stralia”
It’s Straya get it right mate.
@@ChrisM-bn5vr hahaha
This is the most terrifying news story I've seen in a while & I'm an American.
lol it’s not that bad. They are easy to catch when they are in a jar you’re safe 100%
Never have I been so glad to be a Californian
Its also not that scary when no one has died from this spider in a very long time
@D KK at least you can look them in the eyes without being scared for your life though
@@slipknotmfkrlocust8843 bruh, I was thinking the same thing
I like how spiders qre so dangerous in Australia that they have to make a f*****g news broadcast to warn people. HOLY S**T!
This is why I don't live in Australia.
You wouldnt last haha
Grizzly bears, and wolves and the other animals who can kill humans are why I DO live in Australia. Much safer here 😅
@@amethystjade405 Hah! We have over 7,000 guns per grizzly in America, that's plenty of firepower!
@@amethystjade405 yeah, but I have guns here and can defend myself
You have a bunch of shit that wants to kill you and the best you can do is throw a bent stick at them
Well i do and it's great here. I can't stand spiders either but they really ain't that much of an issue
You knows it’s serious when they issue a spider warning ! I started itching while watching this.
Australia: friendly people, beautiful beaches, wonderful food and awesome scenery you will totally miss when you check into your hotel room, find a Huntsman hanging out on your wall and immediately go back home.
Try getting picked up from the airport in Sydney on your first ever visit by a mate that lives over there, and have a Huntsman crawl out from under your leg, round the top of the car right in front of the drivers face...all while you are on the highway. No thanks. Not even in the country an hour lol.
I'm an Aussie in Queensland.
I once had a Huntsman egg sac, on the ceiling above my bed. One morning I awoke to tens of thousands of baby spiders crawling all over the ceiling! It was awesome!!! They dissappeard very quickly throughout the day.
@@mrteargas8692 the fact that you stayed both impresses and horrifies me.
@@mrteargas8692 You..... you are braver than me as I would of left and probably burnt the house down.
Never met a Funnel Web and hope i never do. But just last year we went to Ikea and a Huntsman spider had entered our car. Realized it was on our speedometer while in the middle of traffic. We obviously froze, not knowing what to do. All the kids in the car unaware. I whispered to my hubby to keep moving for fear of it running under the seats if we tried to get it out. He did. Thank God we reached home safe and all got out of the car. Then he got it out using a long stick. Scariest day ever. Not to mention our kids find Redback spiders in the backyard everytime. Australia is riddled with these things. Am so glad i don't get to deal with crocs because i couldn't.
Oof those are big ones!
In Tassie we come across Whitetails inside a bit too often. Unfortunately since they are smaller they can be hard to tell apart from normal house spiders. I once pulled one of my pocket, I was fine but it has left me jumpy around spiders
@@sushigoose_ man i would shit my parts bro
Huntsman spiders are Huge!!
They love our pool and can make air bubbles to use like freaking scuba gear...
Sooooo.....
No matter how long you hold them under with the skimmer in attempts to drown them, they just float right back up and continue walking on water:@
And they carrry their children’s on their backs:@
Learned that one the hard way, smack big spider=hundreds of tiny spiders running in all directions, I about died.
On a side note, planting mint tends to deter them.
The mint oil irritates their pedipalps.
And I would literally burn my house down if that many spiders where in it/on it.
@@ZeddisDead yep. I was talking to the spider in whisper saying 'we are both God's children, please don't harm us'😂. Fear will make you do crazy stuff
My son was on a job in Australia for about a month a few years ago. He no sooner got home to the U.S. when the very area he was working in had an infestation of spiders. It looked like winter with their white webs on every tree. Truly shocking and like a horror film!
That most likely would've been Orb web spiders since sometimes the wind can carry them and their webs great distances in the northern and warmer states where they live. They're mostly harmless, its just they create large webs and so it can be pretty horrible to walk into one early in the morning but otherwise the actual spiders aren't that bad at all. They're large but not aggressive.
Funnel Webs and Red Backs are demon spiders. Red back's are just annoying because they are common to come across here as they really like tin, bricks and those sort of materials so they are a massive pain for construction sites, backyard gardens, junk piles, and their bites are quite painful. Funnel webs though are not only deadly, but unlike most other spiders here, they are super aggressive and have the same sort of temperaments as brown snakes tend to have.
@@temptationofmemories Very interesting. Thank you!
@@mmc9828 I'm from England, and saw the same thing in Pennsylvania, the lamp posts in the suburban towns were all covered in a blanket of white silk. England's rather boring by comparison; small spiders, no tornadoes, earthquakes, and hurricanes once every 30 years, light snow, mild summers.
Wow jc.glad your son got home safely.and do you have any pics of the webs to post
@@karencourt5684 Sadly, no photos, but I saw them in a small town called Steelton, on the outskirts of the state Capital Harrisburg. A lot of the neon lit windows on the outside of bar windows were also drapped in white, with lots of dead or moving spiders, probably because the light attracts insects, and they also all installed those electric insect killers.
Americans tend to keep their windows shut for air conditioning as the temperature outdoors was hotter than the sun, and windows all have insect screens, so I never saw any insects indoors, where I would in England because we keep our windows open. Still, a surprising sight for the north east of the US, though much preferable to Australia's infestation.
On a side note though, that reptile expert sounds so chill "oh yeah, they're some of the deadliest spiders in the world. Dont worry though everyone, they may be everywhere, they may enter your homes too, but oh yeah, dont worry!"
Another entry for my "How does Australia works" :
Heavy rainfall is followed by Spider Invasion, got it, thanks.
Haha jc.your so funny
@@karencourt5684 this ain't a joke
this is 'stralia for ya, mate
@@jcmorgan8714 hi.i never said it was a joke.ive been bitten by spiders and also snakes before.i watched the video.and i feel bad for you all. Over there.first bush fires..then floods.and now bloody spiders.keep safe. 👍🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜
The real life battle royal. The wall of spiders keeps closing in.
And mice....
Tbh I’d prefer the mice over the spiders anyday
He ends with “best of luck everyone.” Lol you have to survive spider season. Nope.
Man the Australians can’t catch a break
I know right LMAO
You have to remember Australia is HUGE. Most of these disasters affect relatively small areas.
Where I live, we've had some rain but no flooding, none of the bushfires, and while we have venomous snakes and even jellyfish, we aren't troubled by Funnelweb spiders.
@@alanjm1234 It's the Drop Bears we really have to watch out for.
First the wildfire, then the flood and now infestation of one the world's most venomous spider
She'll be right mate
Me in Texas nowhere near Australia....”these spiders seem like a real menace. Better pull out the flame thrower, just in case.”
Spider warnings. Now there's something I never thought I'd hear. Meanwhile, the Aussies are talking about it so casually and with smiles in their faces. Brave folk!😂
That's how we roll down here
well to be fair, just about every insect, reptile and a lot of the vertebrates in Australia are either poisonous and/or "bitey".
I’m sorry, but no! I cannot fathom grabbing laundry from the basket and that huge spider right there looking at me! Or going to take the trash can to the curb only to be greeted by this mammoth spider. And the way they wave their legs at you! 😱 Help!!!!
Wait...a good looking woman who does laundry and takes the garbage out...Are you single?!😂❤️🇺🇸
It’s called a threat posture, that and the slap means back off or get bitten 😄
As I am watching this my cat gently brushes against my foot. I jumped very high because of course my first reaction was spider.
I too sometimes make up shit in comments, feels good hey
Thats funny 😄
@@daveross1638 how dare your reply be more funny than the comment. It's rude lol.
@@daveross1638 maybe I have sometime, but this one really happened. If I am at the computer in my study the cat likes to come in and check on me sometimes.
@@waza987 - similar to you waza, I've watched spider vids on here, only for my phone charging cable to brush gently against my leg...
Fookin shit myself 😬
investment is the tiny line that keeps deferentiating the poor from the rich.
you're right
but don't know why people still remains poor out of ignorance
is not about ignorance but unprofessional broker in the market
I will introduce you to my broker Mrs Catherine woods she is from USA and her method working for me at the moment
wow I'm just shock someone mentioned and recommended expert Mrs Catherine woods
My nightmare.
We have funnel webs inside the home, in Nth NSW. They came in during the dry, looking for water. Found one inside the dogs water dish in the kitchen. Scary to think they are wandering around inside my home.
Where in north nsw are you Krishna? I’m up this way too and wondering where you are.
Omg id never sleep
That's why its so cruel that you guys aren't allowed to own guns. You have giant venemous monsters everywhere.
Nuke it from space
Krishna Lawrence: I would burn my house down! Lol! Nothing creepier than a spider. Funnel webs are down right scary!
Well that's a good reason to shut down the whole world we can move on from the covid drama
Why the news anchor say “best of luck” at the end like the world is about to be destroyed 😆
Fuck, never thought I'd see a "spider warning" on the news, glad I don't live in Australia lol
*clears throat
*deafening girly scream
Literally laughing out loud!
Hahahaha
0:45 my man just said "teach their little ones not to play with spiders." Australians are a different breed of people 😂😂
My son once tried to get spiders to bite him after watching spiderman, so he could get super powers. Took a bit of convincing, but he finally stopped. The whole thing about the spiders needing to be radioactive anyway helped to convince him. We live in the states, thankfully, because he would never last long in Australia lol.
I love listening to Australian news.
I know a few people who ate a huntsman as toddlers, just picked em off the wall and straight in their mouth. My uncle was one and he just had a couple of skinny legs in his mouth by the time his mum (my grandma) got to him. Hahaha man it's pretty common around here
Reminder - if you use a cup or jar to scoop them up, use a lid or a piece of plastic underneath rather than a piece of paper because their fangs can pierce through paper!
Just when I thought this vid couldn't get any more nightmarish
@@bengal4047 If you are bitten by a male Sydney Funnel Web spider and don't get anti-venom within a 1-2 hours at the most, you die.
I have severe spider phobia. Please be safe over there; prayers from the US. 🙏🏻
Laura Lynne
Thank you so much and bless you precious one.
@@christineferguson845
That is so nice! Thanks!
Arachnophobia*
@Truth is here
I’m so sorry. 🙏🏻
Just when you need to burn the place down its all wet.
Funny and cool comment.
I feel sorry for the spiders lolol 💬💕🐜🐜🐜🐜
Aus is the Best. We live with cranky Roo's, Box Jellyfish and Taipans. I have Funnel Webs downstairs, Great Whites 200m away and 7 foot Roo's i feed. Love Australia.
... and blue ring octopus, stingrays, sharks, swooping magpies, huntsman and white tale spiders, crocodiles, snakes, so its fun. The most beautiful continent in the world! If a huntsman spider shows up more than twice in my living room I just give it a cute name. : )
I would love to come down and visit.... critters and all!!!!! ❤️❤️
Don't forget the "suicide plant" dendrocnide moroides!
@@debbievaughn258 Once the Covid related travel restrictions are over you will love it here and you will be most welcome.
@@anduinxbym6633 Thanks for mentioning it, I live in Victoria and never heard of it. Next time we visit Queensland I will sure to check it out.
I'm amazed Australians make it to adulthood
Only in Australia...epic! ✊🏻
Yeahhh ...The land of sweeping planes, of ragged mountain ranges, of drought and flooding rains ...
We LOVE our beautiful Australia ... spiders, snakes, crocks and all !!! No place on earth like Aussie land !!! 🇦🇺
In many many ways ....
@@NeVs-cb1oc I’ve never been but I love the spirit! American and Australians: rebels and rabble rousers and proud of it!
The Australians in these comments are giving me a hell of a laugh
Presenter: "Should we be worried about this"
Expert: "Yeah definitely"
Australia
Nothing like a hairspray and a lighter turned into a makeshift flamethrower couldn't fix...
I've seen that movie too.
This is insane, how do people live in Australia.
I’m such a baby, safe in the UK.
u can get stabbed there by an ethnic
Radioactive beaches 🤣
I dont think makes UK a safe place either.
@@donbon4204 stabbed by a fork assult knives are banned there