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When damien looked up dihydrogen monoxide and said "oh it doesn't even exist" I laughed way harder than I should have.
I have hoarded all of the dihydrogen monoxide and convinced The Government (TM) to tell people that it does not exist. Sorry.
Guess water isn't real
"Oh it's not real"
Damn, guess he was in Africa when he recorded this.
No water?
About the dihydrogen monoxide thing, someone (as a prank) started a movement against it and used the fact that many people died to it (mostly drowning), but he only used the percentage and did not explain how it killed people, to get a whole army of idiots protesting against the use of dihydrogen monoxide (water, but they didn’t know that) because it was used in kid’s products, building materials… Gotta love the Internet
Just like oxygen is killing us, slowly.
y'know, everyone who died in the past had signs of dihydrogen monoxide in their bodies...
@@PipoZePoulp not the same thing at all tbh
"guys! all people who have drank water have died!"
This reminds me of a song from a soviet movie (it was meant as a joke song) the title of which roughly translates to "It's not beer that kills people, it's water. "
For those who are wondering, sodium is Na because of its other name, natrium. Potassium also has another name, kalium, hence its symbol being K. This is what they are called in some other languages, like German or Japanese, for example.
And if you're wondering about some of the other ones :
- The 7 metals of Antiquity (gold, silver, iron, copper, tin, lead, mercury) have their symbols based on their Latin names : Aurum -> Au, Argentum -> Ag, Ferrum -> Fe, Cuprum -> Cu, Stannum -> Sn, Plumbum -> Pb, Hydrargyrum -> Hg
- Antimony's (Sb) is also based on Latin, stibium
- Tungsten's (W) is based on another name for it, wolfram. This name also serves as a basis for the name of an important tungsten ore, wolframite.
Not gonna lie, they sold the bag on silver. Argentum goes so much harder!
I exist
These old names are so much better
Ok, nerrrdd (I'm kidding this is actually pretty cool)
When I read the top part, I see two elements, merge them in my head while reading, and expecting to get table salt. Then I thought about it a little further and realize that was actually a reactive (explosive) liquid metal.
It's NaK by the way.
Damien completely missing the solar system/hydrogen joke floored me lmao.
Then again, so did the person who gave that long, calculated response.
Edit: I just double-checked, and noticed that the person on Quora was answering a slightly different question.
I didn't get it at first, i think you just assume its big numbers
Same
Where's that?
I'm actually enjoying Damien doing some quick research when he doesn't get it.
That's nice, more people should do that.
His research is often wrong which is also amusing though
@@Fruityflootloops Well he tries. :u
@@Fruityflootloopswell at least he tries to educate people and himself, even if sometimes it's wrong. It's better than being ignorant, hateful, and uneducated 🤷🤦
I agree
@@thedevil5693are you a smiler or what
Gotta say congrats to Damien for researching when confused by the complicated science. I'd just sit in confusion then move on.
Complicated?
Educated in America, I presume?
@@t-bonejones3576really dude?
The complicated science of wildly exaggerated clickbait.
@@t-bonejones3576it's not the education thats the problem. We all just happen to be dumbasses.
@@t-bonejones3576
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"Damien has missed the joke. He will now go on a journey" was without a doubt the funniest part of the video for me.
12:10 There's one Star (Sun) in the solar system, there are two molecules of hydrogen in each molecule of water (H2O)
9:17 Hey Damien, this meme is funny because most physics problems you solve for your classes say to ignore certain variables that exist in life, such as air resistance, and Friction.
For example a physics question would be something like, ignoring air resistance assume a ball was launched into the air at a certain angle at a certain force, how high would the ball reach at the highest point of the parabola, and how far would it go.
If you accounted for air resistance the answer would be less distance cause it works agains the momentum of the ball.
-1/2 gt² + Vo*cos (theta)*t + Vo*cos(theta)
The main problem with air resistance is that it makes it impossible to solve the problem analytically (except with a force proportional to the speed which is a really particular case)
@@noefillon1749you can solve it but it requires high level differential equations (differential equations II in my school) which is usually not required for an undergrad degree.
"Assume a spherical cow..."
@@jaysea5939I’ll assume what I want!
this subreddit literally is the nerd convention of the dad joke enthusiasts.
no its the dad joke enthusiast convention of the nerds
@@nileprimewastakenBoth.
@@nileprimewastakensodium yttrium es
1:07
deleting the no-adblocker-popup like a boss
And paywalls
he taught me a new trick today
glad im not the only one doing this
Bro just said “your cheap tricks can’t stop me” *breaks the adblocker-denier*
Popup: "uhm akshually you cant use an adblocker here ☝️🤓"
Him: *deletes popup with the power of HTML like a boss* 🗿
3:29 - Dihydrogen Monoxide is a fancy was of saying water which is neutral. The pH scale has a base of 7(14 = more basic while 0 = more acidic and 7 = neutral).
"ITS NOT REAL" 😭😭
Damien having an existential crisis about fungi. Fungi are closer to animals evolutionarily than plants
so vegans asre eating meat
@@sopcannon only if they eat mushroom FLESH
Lets be honest, everyone had a fungi existential crisis at least once or will yet have one.
People just can't fathom that there are three groups instead of two, can they 😅
@@nebulan
Like chicken of the forest?
I never knew I needed this, I now want every narrator to just get thrown into some really nerdy subreddit where they're completely out of their depth.
Time to watch someone google for ten minutes to understand jokes that aren't even that funny.
12:15 That's true bc there is only one star in the solar system
“I can easily calculate the number of valence electrons in a nucleus”
If that number isn’t 0, you’re about to have a very bad day.
Also about the pH one; Acids get stronger the LOWER their pH value is, so "higher than any other acid" actually just means "less harmful".
this reminded me of the article of someone starting their day with alkaline water with a spritz of lemon, thus neutralising the alkaline water and making it f***ing pointless (not that there is a point to alkaline water in the first place)
But doesn't it just get more dangerous again with higher pH?
@@ajhalkeright7043 8+ is bases/alkalis, which yes, is similarly dangerous to acid at a high enough pH and concentration.
7, however, is entirely neutral.
Actually, it just means they're "less acidic." Alkaline substances can be every bit as "harmful" as acidic ones.
Also, is it fair to say that H2O, at pH 7, is an acid? I've seen this before, and it seems like cheating to me.
Acids melt alkaline corrode and in the middle does nothing as the liquid is still deciding what to do
9:04 this whole sequence is amazing, this man is a treasure
Saw this comment right as that part was playing!!
Timed @@Game_Blox9999
I love how he just inspectelemented the "Disable your adblocker" popup out of existence.
"I have to Google every meme." Damien seems to be dying inside a little with every Google search. 💀
I get the feeling that some of these memes are gonna go over my head, much like for Robin or Jack. On the plus side, having a very smooth brain means the sad just slides off! No wrinkles for it to get caught in.
Lucky. Ignorance is bliss :(
Your pfp. What is the source?
@@mihaleben6051 Commenter. It was drawn by Commenter.
@@mihaleben6051 The source is me.
@@DevilSpider_ 👍
"Mushroom have their own *animal* kingdom?"
That's where Mario lives
13:45 thats a particle accelerater. They shoot a proton atom (or hydrogen plus atom) at other atoms to explode them
Damien saying "Oh no! I have to google every meme" in such distressed voice was somehow very funny to me (and yet relatable)
0:56 "I've come to make an announcement..."
SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG ARE-
"HOW DO YOU LIKE *THAT* OBAMA?!"
Speaking for the fungi here, We thank Damien for knowing all the work the fungi do.
Fungi don't do shit!
1:54 i agree except I don't want to blow it up because it is too bright but because explosions are objectively cool
1:43 it is often theorized that this scientist liked to hug beehives for an unknown reason
12:00 in German this actually makes sense, since sodium is "Natrium" in German(it's the same in Latin btw. That's the reason).
All elements are abbreviated using their Latin names (when they have one, obviously). Some people seem to forget that these abbreviations are used all across the world, and one of the reasons they exist is specifically to solve the potential issues of some elements having different names in different languages. For example: As shown in our comments, an english-speaker would say "Sodium" while a German speaker would call the same thing "Natrium", but BOTH would abbreviate it to NA, in turn making it clear to each other exactly which element they mean.
It just so happens that some elements have the same - or at least similar - names in both English and Latin.
Same in Dutch
In croatian its similar(Natrij)
Damien: What are Fungi?
Biologists: …
Damien: You don’t know either?!
15:29 ..which is why he can easily count them.
At 14:56, a similar sign can be found in the life sciences centre in Vilnius. I know because I go to an after school activity there, learning biochemistry and all. It reads as follows:
Do not disturb or feed the students.
Andthe comment from our guide when I asked about it was even funnier. Her answer:
Yea, especialy dont feed them.
Good times from a month ago
P.S. I was screaming throughout the whole "Dihydrogen monoxide" part. Thanks Damien
10:49
The joke here is that the guy in the picture conditioned dogs to salivate whenever he rung a bell. For this he rung said bell every time he was going to feed the dogs, which became an habit.
It's the basis of all of dog training.
It also works on humans
Jim training Dwight to crave a piece of candy every time he heard the "ding" was one of the best Office pranks.
0:02 "fungy" 💀
fuhngee.
Single cellular life:
Multicellular life:
Theia:
Water asteroids:
The debris that collided on the perfect spot in the solar system:
The Moon:
Nothing:
Fungi:
Sea life:
Sea weed and sea corals:
Oxygen:
Nitrogen:
Hydrogen:
Helium:
Lithium:
Beryllium:
Boron:
Carbon:
Fluorine:
Neon:
Sodium:
Magnesium:
Aluminium:
Silicon:
Phosphorus:
Sulfur:
Chlorine:
Argon:
Potassium:
Calcium:
Scandium:
Titanium:
Vanadium:
Chromium:
Manganese:
Iron:
Cobalt:
Nickel:
Copper:
Zinc:
Gallium:
Germanium:
Arsenic:
Selenium:
Bromine:
Krypton:
Rubidium:
Strontium:
80 other elements:
I legit studied fungi for 2 years straight just for fun, and hearing him say “fuhngee” hurt me inside
@@icecremmesterI don’t even have a degree or any special stuff, just a love for making messed up creatures that can exist through science’s standards, but this pained my ears and pains my heart
There’s literal PUNS that make fun of how it’s pronounced
9:46 the joke in this meme is that when we study physics, atleast in high school, we tend to ignore a lot of factors. For example, calculating the speed of objects while ignoring Friction.
Similarly, air resistance is a factor frequently ignored in our questions. Which is where the joke comes in; a physics grad in the real world would be stumped by a brand new factor which messes their calculations up.
I genuinely love Damien just Thanos-ing the stupid fffffFUCKING “pay us” pop-up
Yeah. im curious how he did that lol
Damian saying Fungi as "Fungee" is torture for people like me who had to learn this language.
english or latin?
@@Qyubij giberish
@@Qyubij English, the fact that it's written as if someone had a stroke and pronounced as if someone had 2 is the worst part.
@@tale7955 Irregardless, Inflammable = flammable
Through though tough bought bough cough 😂
fungy
Every video Damien’s voice get stronger and stronger as if he’s still with us 🕊️🕊️
If you listen really hard you can still kinda hear it on the wind
bro hes not dead
May he rest peacefully peace🙏
@@somedudethatlovesmemes6625 agree 🕊️ 🕊️
@@regav62You’re right, he still lives on in our hearts 🕊🕊
2:18 man, must be netherite
13:00 Uhhh, it is correct though? One molecule of water is H2O. so 2 hydrogen atoms and 1 oxygen atom, now the solar system is our star system, basically the sun, mercury, venus, earth, mars etc etc. How many stars are in the solar system? One, just one, our sun.
I'm pretty sure he was thinking of the entire universe or galaxy or something Instead of just the solar system like it said-
yeah, 2>1, so this works
3:39 dihidrogen monoxide is the higehst acid in terms ofmph because its neutral and acid counts backwards ps dihidrogen monoxide is water
DHMO is responsible for 99% of all drowning deaths.
It's also the main part of ACID RAIN!😱😂
"What the fuck is a fungus then!" is pretty much what people have been asking since they started paying attention to them.
4:33 The concept of math itself is a phenomenon, but our way of executing and understanding it is our invention
11:30 Ag. It's referring to elements by how electrons fill the orbitals. Things get a bit funky once the d-orbitals get involved (the next higher s-orbital will start filling in first, but the d-orbital will steal an electron from said s-orbital to fill itself), but basically find the highest s-orbital (5s here)for the row and add up the following exponents (1+10 here) for the column
It's been a long time since I've done anything with the shells, but thanks for confirming that's what that post was getting at
15:50 i like that one ^^ => if you look at the experiment the output changes. Or to be precise, if you look (measure) which slit the electron passes, the waveform collapses due to the interaction and you only get two bars at the screen. If you don't look, it stays in its wavelike probability quantum state and you get an interferece pattern.
ohh thank you!
As a linguist my best guess is that math is the language we use to describe science
0:25 it’s pronounced fun guy
You seem like a fungi in parties.
12:26 solar system****
Damien not believing is a joke is so funny
I liked your comment both because it's accurate and because I like your tag lol
bro said "i'm tired, i'm tired of being fooled, i'm tired of it" like a very angry wizard
8:57 No, Damien, mushrooms are not plants. They are fungi, like mold and yeast. These are two totally different kingdoms.
The physics graduates meme is funny because whenever you're answering a physics question it always says something like assume no air resistance or friction.
04:30
Light is massless “carrier particles” called Photons, which are so small and massless that their behavioral probability is indistinguishable from a wave.
math is a human invention that describes natural phenomenon
He said that he didn't know much about science, but I still was somehow shocked.
12:55 For anyone who doesnt know. the meme said "A single Water Molecule (H2O or Dihydrogen Monoxide) contains more Hydrogen Atoms than there are stars in our solar system" A single water molecule is made of 1 Oxygen atom and 2 hydrogen atoms. thats is 1 more hydrogen atom than stars in our solar system... at least until our gas giants collide and form a brown dwarf star
Damien's "bible/Christian" voice is always fun
Only now after this video is published did I realize that the meme said “stars in the solar system” not “stars in the universe”.
Well done.
There are more replies to this comment than there are stars in the solar system. 😛
6:40
neither you fools, polonium is where its at in terms of radiation
10:19
Drinks concentrated hydrochloric acid, then drinks bleach.
"why am I not cured?"
9:10 mushrooms are like animals but also not some are our suspiciously close ancestors some make you see god for 3 months some kill you some make you better at math for 3 hours and we have no idea what they are
Ah yes, some good old science memes.
also, 1:35 Reminds me of that one twitter post where this guy posted "Fly me to the moon, and let me kick it's ass"
5:55 for anyone that needs a better explanation, on the ceiling there is a pulley, and because the buckets are heavier than the table, it pulls the table up, but the buckets weight alone obviously cant lift themselves and the table up, not to mention just the buckets themselves, so it cant go higher than that, just keeping the table in the air.
11:55 Au being gold and Ag being silver
mandatory Latin student interjection: aurum and argentum
Damien being consistently confused by fungi is relatable ngl.
He really is a fun guy, isn't he?
"Who are you? Or should I say.. what are you?"
(Fungi laughs in Fungi)
I am always like "Wait there's MORE!?"
Istg fungi become more powerful every time I learn something new about them. They're batshit insane.
12:41 just take the L my guy, you didn't read the meme.
(Flat earthers) “No no no hear us out, the earth is a cube” 16:12
"Never seen a goat scale a wall, would you like too?" HELL YES
i love the unintentional pun at 2:23… it *rocked* me lmao
ikr, it hit me hard
omg I think I've seen your art on pinterest, YEARS ago 😭😭 that is so cool!
Oh, boy. I LOVE this narration! Damien did so good for looking stuff up on the internet and putting on an effort. I wish I was a natural sciences teacher so I'd have a class to which to show this video.
17:00 "miles a second" 💀
9:40 ish: stop fxcking around with the formular. Air resistance is when air makes it harder for you to move at high speeds, because it wants to stay where it is and you have to force it out of the way
man i love how fungi are actually closer relatives to animals than to plants
Did I just get rickrolled from a pfp?
@@Game_Blox9999 never
@@EclipticalSun I was just rickrolled with your pfp, which is literally a frame from the rickroll.
@@Game_Blox9999 gonna
@@ThornsXD OH GOD PLEASE NO!!!!
6:24 welcome to optimistic nihilism, Damien
7:51 "Fih bohn ack hee" 💀
6:33 Uranium, duh. Uranus is an ice giant with 13 rings which sounds pretty dope to me. Pluto is some loser who got kicked out of the planet club for being too wimpy.
Uranus has a horrible name
Pluto got a fuc*king heart on its surface
We need to give Fungus more credit.
Fun gee
Agreed
Which one? 😂
@@Alexa-Raineyes
@@Alexa-Raine all of them.
11:50
Au being gold:
wait nevermind "au" is the sound when you get hurt in polish
the guy who named gold had it fall on his foot
@@spearmaster-rwas a polish person I can confirm we say Au when in pain
@@river_riv._ me too
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3:25 Dihydrogen Monoxide is the long way of saying H2O, or in other words, water (Di means 2, the H is for Hydrogen, and the O is for oxide, with mono being there because there’s only one oxygen molecule). 7 is neutral PH, it’s higher PH than any acid because acids have a lower PH than normal water, it’s bases that have a higher PH
There’s actually a whole Wikipedia article about that kind of thing, it’s called a Dihydrogen Monoxide parody, where people call water by an unfamiliar name and list it’s properties in an alarming manner
0:12 "In fact, neither land plants nor terrestrial animals would exist them." Uh.
Damian: Fungi are there own kind of animal kingdom.
You were so close to understanding but yet still off...
7:46 i love consuming toilet paper!
Hearing Damien freak out over fungi not being plants made me laugh
I love how they left the deleting of the screen blocker on metro. I've been doing that forever and almost thought it was like a lost art.
3:37 Dihydrogen Monoxide = 2 hydrogen atoms & 1 oxygen atom = H2O = water XD
15:20 That's exactly why he's able to calculate it.
One time in middle school my teacher made us practice researching on an article about dihydrogen monoxide and then we proceeded to make a kid that wasn’t in the class fear me for the day and it was hilarious
3:06 i jumped for a second because my name is kelvin and i wasnt looking at my phone
and your second name begins with a and ends with n?
@@Qyubij nope, starts with a c and ends with an l
Wait by second do you mean middle name?
@@kitsune_gt no i was hoping it did tho
@@Qyubij better luck next time bro
8:26 This just means thst it uses hydrogen fuel which reacts with the oxydizer which ships carry when burning cresting water.
I turned on my tap and saw hydrogen and oxygen coming out! 😱 The government is putting rocket fuel in our water!
6:20 "Nihilistic, yet hopeful" makes sense given that Agent K became so jaded by dealing with invasive alien species that took a lot of good ones' lives along with it, and he's putting all his hopes to Agent J.
0:59 BRO YOU CASUALLY DELETED THE AD BLOCKER BLOCKER!!!
How
Fungi has its own category Damien you fool 8:45
11:13 this is actually the electron configuration of an element, the first number being the shell number, the letter denoting the sub shell, and the 'power' denoting the electron distribution at the described sub shell. Since all subshells are complete except for the 5S¹ shell which should be 2 we can assume this is a group one elements as it has one electron in its outer shell/valance shell (also assuming the element is not an ion which has a different proton number to its electron number) adding the electrons gives 37 which corresponds to Rubidium (Rb) also since the valance shell is an S shell it also indicates its in the S block which encapsulates group 1 and 2 elements and Rb sits nicely in the low end of group one meaning the meeting is on the 2nd floor or 4th idk if each element is their own room in the far left.
Actually the electron configuration is for Silver (47). For sone transition metals, one of the s orbital electrons jump to the d orbital instead. this is true for copper, silver, gold, chromium, platinum, and like a dozen other elements.
Also adding the exponents of the electron configuration gives 47
@@quentinbauer1200 no, it's 37 protons.
edit: im wrong see below
nvm, wtf i just erased the last term (4d^10) from my eyes like 5 times for some reason
its 47
Science
3:44 it’s water I learned this in school
11:16 for those who didn't understand still the letter represent the orbital (an area around the nuclease) in wich an electron or more (up to 14 per orbital) roam inside either alone or in pairs (wichever is more stable for each element. going into detail will make this 10 times longer) and the number represents the level in wich the orbital is in (with the highest representing the row that the element itself is in) and the numbers on the top right represent the amount of atoms in said orbital.
and in conclusion the element the person is referring to is Rb aka rubidium wich is fifth from the top in the first column
PS: sorry if there is any grammatical mistakes ,I'm just a non english speaking country's average high schooler and I learned this in my first year in high school and it is essentially as easy as it gets for chemistry so I thought that I might as well do something that may or may not help someone because why not
Just to let you know:
"nucleus" ("nuclease" is an enzyme.)
"which"
And your English is a hell of a lot better than my Anything Else.
@@viddork thank you
and i was wandering why it didn't sregister
@@fock2388 I assume you meant "wondering"? No idea what to make of "sregister".
@@viddork yeah sorry i meant register
4:38 "Natural Phenomena" is a Human Invention.
16:00 when particals are observed they go only through the slits and come out only as 2 bars but if there not observed they split in to multiple lines
In 5th grade, our whole class used to call Fungi “Funji” to tease the teacher, the teacher was my fav science teacher ngl
5:00, i think it's a natural phenomenon that we have put numbers to so that we understand it more clearly