Everyone’s talking about his “packed low-hanging fruit”. But not his face, he looks like he’s barely keeping it together, the growing beard and those eyes, man..
I mean, yeah the leopard speedo was the first thing I saw…but then there was his face and all humor left my body, with one question: is he okay? He legitimately looks broken and trying to avoid reality.
Back in the old ages, people participated in orgies because it literally could've been their last day to live. It got abused as a system (what doesn't) but it made sense, as war was constant.
@@falconeshield Especially hades 2 has a lot of things overlapping with Percy Jackson books. So mentioning it this much in this case is not wrong. I finished the second book just a week ago and a lot of important mythic creatures(polygamus, scylla, even the enemies chronos sends is like in the game. Also Chronos waging war on olympus is the directly in the books) overlap.
i know they say ares is off helping athena in the war effort against chronos, but it would be incredible if he serves as a secret boss and he's been secretly doing everything possible to keep the war ongoing for as long as possible.
@@CosmosGatitoMy bet is that Ares will be the final boss of the olympus run. SGG implied that Promotheus is not the end of the run in their "thanks for playing" pop up after beating him.
@@falconeshield ok but gen question... does no one think about typhon being the main bad since... chronos would def be the person to use the main villain to finally fell the prideful olympus???
HELL YEAH THE GUARDIAN OF MY BUTTOCKS IS BACK! Athena carried my keyboard ass through Hades 1, man, good to have her back. And Dyo, fabulous as always. Now only Ares and his sexy voice left back!
"GUARDIAN OF MY BUTTOCKS IS BACK!" WHAT?!? "Athena carried my keyboard ass..." Oh! Oh, she was talking about Athena's deflect ability. Okay please continue.
I love how Dionysus being like "woah nice transition Zag" is mythologically accurate too, since he was initially raised as a girl to protect him from Hera's wrath, sorta presents kinda genderfluid in myths, just having fun with it and sorta took on a secondary role as patron God of trans people, Also I love how the rest of the gods look more "war-ready," with all their armor and weapons and war paint, but Dionysus is just Nakeder and has a bigger *Cock-Tail* and a second one
@@jorgeflorez2816 yeah. Because of eyes. And he never *saw* Zagreus in person. And he's drunk. He probably doesn't see more than her eyes anyway Stop assuming people approve of your debauchery
@@jpjfrey5673 Didn't know people became trans supporters while drunk if they weren't already. Also Dio could see Zag in full, the same way Hephaestus sees Mel and the weapons she holds. He remembers the eyes, remembers Zag, sees a girl = "You've changed! I like it."
@@jorgeflorez2816 didn't know words of people/gods that are perpetually drunk can be trusted as fact or be a source to derive subtext from. Then again, freaks and attention 304s will look for any thread of conversation which they believe grants them affirmation
Athena's voice actor is on T so that's probably why. Their performance as Enkidu, from Fate/Grand Order - Babylonia to their most recent one in Fate/strange fake also illustrates how their voice got deeper.
Hear me out! Dionysus may “hate” war, but in my head cannon, this is his contribution: make whoever crosses the threshold of his sanctuary inebriate and more susceptible to damage and/or unable to participate in skirmishes.
I think Dionysus' sprite showing off his Wine Grapes is supposed to distract the viewers from the fact that his face just SCREAMS about to OD or generally just lose his shit
Is the encounter with Athena random? When I first got to Mount Olympus, she showed up but then left because the were still foe's left. It didnt start a dialogue. During next two attempts she doesnt't show up. Does should she show up every time? I am scared it is bugged now and she will never show up again lol
Yeah its random. She is like Artemis, Heracles, Icarus and others who randomly appear during your run. She only spawns in Mount Olympus so sometimes you need to do runs again and again for her to spawn
@@lux0rd01 the thing is, aphrodite's design doesn't feel naked. Her art looks busy, while Dio's art is full blown plain and not busy, it's just him and his leopard thong on full display. But yeah i guess aphrodite already did that...
Honestly, I kind of don't like this direction for dionysus? Like this game is themed around witchcraft why would they NOT lean into dionysus being the god of madness too with the maenads and all that. Just felt like the perfect time to use that piece of mythology. Idk, maybe its just me being a mythology nerd.
@@falconeshield No. Dionysus was a god of madness and ritual dismemberment and lead a cult of crazed women who would tear through everything in their way. That screams witch so much! I'm just dissapointed that it didnt show up in the game themed around greek mythology and witches but maybe its not mainstream enough and it would've confused people with such a wild departure from his characterization in Hades 1
Both are good, Aphrodite has been naked since the 1st game + you can even have sex with Meg in the first one and (hopefully) something similar might be added in the second
Aphrodite was fully naked in Hades 1. She's half naked here in Hades 2. There is no double standard, Dionysus is only wearing a speedo, the artists are just horny.
Dionysus just standing there with his massive bulge in a leopard speedo going "Nice transition Zag" is iconic
"Hey Zag, nice Cock"
to
"Hey Zag, nice tits"
lol he's so psyched for trans Zag
he was absolutely ready to dick Zag down hard
Of all the things I was ready for in this update, the leopard print thong and bulge was not one.
He’s such an icon
That is why he was crossing his legs on Hades one.
They knew how much power Dionysus would have over us if he didn't in the first game
I preferred the focus on his legs to be honest
I'm surprised he managed to cross his legs in hades 1 with that!
Everyone’s talking about his “packed low-hanging fruit”.
But not his face, he looks like he’s barely keeping it together, the growing beard and those eyes, man..
Yeah, he's definitely in denial about the situation on Olympus
Yeah he's thinner than last time
Yeah, and he's been drinking a lot (Like two large glasses on one hand??)
They say party is denial, and Dio is taking it too seriously
IIRC Hephaestus mentions that he's depressed about the whole mess
@@hjt091 we getting his god of madness arc next time?? 👀
I CAN'T STOP LOOKING AT IT
I like it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Well, it's looking at us
me too bro me too
The PACKAGE of the GODS
I think dio stole hermes' job 😂
I mean, yeah the leopard speedo was the first thing I saw…but then there was his face and all humor left my body, with one question: is he okay?
He legitimately looks broken and trying to avoid reality.
As they say, he's drinking into oblivious - doesn't want to face the cold truth that Olympus might fall
he's holding TWO goblets for god's sakes.
Not really that's just what he does. All the time. When all the major Gods were fighting in the Trojan War he was also just partying around lmfao.
@@TheLunarDawn he’s probably not ok
@@thebaseandtriflingcreature174Goblets. Those are goblets.
Dionysus being a G in the most pressing of times will always be amazing
Back in the old ages, people participated in orgies because it literally could've been their last day to live. It got abused as a system (what doesn't) but it made sense, as war was constant.
I think we can now safely say that Ariadne is, in fact, a very lucky woman.
Yup! She upgraded from Thesus alright!
Those leopard skin swimming trunks certainly don't leave much to the imagination 😳
those trunks are holding ALOT back
@@cymikgaming1266 EXACTLY
@@daeity1 why is he so big?!
Big nuts 🍒
A bunch of grapes.
THAT I WANT TO JUICE!
Dionysus thinking Mel is zag is great
trans supporter Dionysius for the win
@@analicious94dude... he's just drunk. Like always. And he never imagined anyone but Zag doing anything around Greece
@@jpjfrey5673true, but it's in character, considering that Dionysus is the patron god for intersex people, and he has female aspects as well as male
If they show Ares all sexed up, i don't think the fandom is gonna stand a chance.
Everyone is done. 🎉🎉🎉🎉
@@TheElementsAreWithMe no im already weak in the knees with everyone... i cant take another daddyfied god PLEASE
So that’s why he’s nicknamed Mr. D in the Percy Jackson books
Urgh, read more books you guys are as bad as the Potterheads
@@falconeshield whats wrong with liking the percy jackson books?
@@falconeshield Especially hades 2 has a lot of things overlapping with Percy Jackson books. So mentioning it this much in this case is not wrong. I finished the second book just a week ago and a lot of important mythic creatures(polygamus, scylla, even the enemies chronos sends is like in the game. Also Chronos waging war on olympus is the directly in the books) overlap.
i havent read the percy jackson books but if this is absolutely the place to reference it.
Ok with Athena in the mix what are the chances we get to see Ares in all of his Blood and Gory?! 🤩
i know they say ares is off helping athena in the war effort against chronos, but it would be incredible if he serves as a secret boss and he's been secretly doing everything possible to keep the war ongoing for as long as possible.
@@CosmosGatitoMy bet is that Ares will be the final boss of the olympus run. SGG implied that Promotheus is not the end of the run in their "thanks for playing" pop up after beating him.
@@trebmal587 Prometheus being the final boss for Olympus is definitely suspicious I expect more titan
@@stevenhedge2850Na man. He ain't the final boss. And I expect to fight big bro too. Penelope might be one too.
@@falconeshield ok but gen question... does no one think about typhon being the main bad since... chronos would def be the person to use the main villain to finally fell the prideful olympus???
I laughed so hard when he thought Melinoe is Zagreus
He did say trans rights
HELL YEAH THE GUARDIAN OF MY BUTTOCKS IS BACK!
Athena carried my keyboard ass through Hades 1, man, good to have her back. And Dyo, fabulous as always. Now only Ares and his sexy voice left back!
"GUARDIAN OF MY BUTTOCKS IS BACK!"
WHAT?!?
"Athena carried my keyboard ass..."
Oh! Oh, she was talking about Athena's deflect ability. Okay please continue.
I love how Dionysus being like "woah nice transition Zag" is mythologically accurate too, since he was initially raised as a girl to protect him from Hera's wrath, sorta presents kinda genderfluid in myths, just having fun with it and sorta took on a secondary role as patron God of trans people,
Also I love how the rest of the gods look more "war-ready," with all their armor and weapons and war paint, but Dionysus is just Nakeder and has a bigger *Cock-Tail* and a second one
Jealous at the size of his… pool. It’s so much bigger than the one at the Crossroads
The music for Dionysus is wonderful, also the other thing abt Dionysus is wonderful as well
...so we all just stared at it right?
IT STARED AT ME FIRST
Im so happy all of the voice actors were able to return and reprise their roles
I wanna give the guy a hug. Primarily b/c he is clearly very hurt and trying his hardest to keep spirits up despite his own sadness, but also 🍇👀
I can feel the fans' eyes going somewhere.... And they're DEFINITELY not his eyes
It's a leo thong honestly his health is more important. He seems to be in deep denial.
Dionysus not being a war-like god is crazy. There's an entire epic about how he conquered India !
Too bad he was distracted while Baphomet showed up in northern India
I love how jarringly different Dionysus' smooth jazz theme is compared to all the other overworld music.
Dionysus said trans rights
Where.
He didn't
Subtext my girl. He thinks Mel was Zagreus and gave a compliment right ahead.
@@jorgeflorez2816 yeah. Because of eyes. And he never *saw* Zagreus in person. And he's drunk. He probably doesn't see more than her eyes anyway
Stop assuming people approve of your debauchery
@@jpjfrey5673 Didn't know people became trans supporters while drunk if they weren't already. Also Dio could see Zag in full, the same way Hephaestus sees Mel and the weapons she holds.
He remembers the eyes, remembers Zag, sees a girl = "You've changed! I like it."
@@jorgeflorez2816 didn't know words of people/gods that are perpetually drunk can be trusted as fact or be a source to derive subtext from. Then again, freaks and attention 304s will look for any thread of conversation which they believe grants them affirmation
...Arachne's going to be _so_ angry.
And? Dating her is optional
am i crazy or does Athena have a different va?
I was literally thinking the same thing. She sounds different somehow
she sounds a little more baritone but it still fits imo !
Athena's voice actor is on T so that's probably why. Their performance as Enkidu, from Fate/Grand Order - Babylonia to their most recent one in Fate/strange fake also illustrates how their voice got deeper.
@@mariavalonOOOO that's so cool, that explains why Athena sounds so much deeper, it really suits her honestly
@@Nikowo1610She's also at war so makes sense
man… athena’s so, so cool
I'm so curious about her shield. It's not Dusa, who is it?
1:52 What the hell is with that fountain!? 🤣🤣🤣
Big err, symbol
It's right at eye level.
Oh okay so dionysus with a capital D
this is why he had his legs crossed he got hard thinking of zag
Good to see Dionysus back him and ares were my favorites
Hear me out! Dionysus may “hate” war, but in my head cannon, this is his contribution: make whoever crosses the threshold of his sanctuary inebriate and more susceptible to damage and/or unable to participate in skirmishes.
good god athena is so tall,,,,,.,.,.,.,.,
Dionysus packing a fucking artillery in there, dear gods.
It reminds of the meme of that guy scared looking up in that purple place
The Dio-bulge, yes yes, we all love it, but man, he don't look okay. The hair, the eyes and he seems thinner than in Hades 1. Man is in denial.
I'm on board with most of your comment but c'mon. That hair is glorious!
Hey, is that aegis in Athena's hands? Aspect of Zeus?
Seems to be, but the face looks different.
Damn I wish Dinka Kay watching this
i need to stop spoiling myself
OH GOD ITS STARING AT ME
I think Dionysus' sprite showing off his Wine Grapes is supposed to distract the viewers from the fact that his face just SCREAMS about to OD or generally just lose his shit
The Goblin King? No - that's the true bro of boons from the first one!
You remind me of
Athena! Athena! Badass senorita~
So thats where the shield went
...well, I guess his murderous fangirls maenads are menacing among the humans, but probably not an option to employ in the war of gods.
Dionysus looks like those human rarity fan arts
Dionysus is indeed HIM
it looked at me first
Was watching the trailer when suddenly-
CO*K
3 words:
Gulk, Gulk, GULK
Is the encounter with Athena random? When I first got to Mount Olympus, she showed up but then left because the were still foe's left. It didnt start a dialogue. During next two attempts she doesnt't show up. Does should she show up every time? I am scared it is bugged now and she will never show up again lol
Yeah its random. She is like Artemis, Heracles, Icarus and others who randomly appear during your run. She only spawns in Mount Olympus so sometimes you need to do runs again and again for her to spawn
His art solely made playing Hades 2 in public a challenge
As much as I'd like to agree, I think Aphrodite already did that
@@lux0rd01 the thing is, aphrodite's design doesn't feel naked. Her art looks busy, while Dio's art is full blown plain and not busy, it's just him and his leopard thong on full display.
But yeah i guess aphrodite already did that...
hes so much skinnier here :( package aside
Honestly, I kind of don't like this direction for dionysus? Like this game is themed around witchcraft why would they NOT lean into dionysus being the god of madness too with the maenads and all that. Just felt like the perfect time to use that piece of mythology. Idk, maybe its just me being a mythology nerd.
I got the impression you mean you like this direction?
@@falconeshield No. Dionysus was a god of madness and ritual dismemberment and lead a cult of crazed women who would tear through everything in their way. That screams witch so much! I'm just dissapointed that it didnt show up in the game themed around greek mythology and witches but maybe its not mainstream enough and it would've confused people with such a wild departure from his characterization in Hades 1
But if they make a female character parading her intimate parts in display is wrong but this is ok? Double standards much?
Both are good, Aphrodite has been naked since the 1st game + you can even have sex with Meg in the first one and (hopefully) something similar might be added in the second
Aphrodite was fully naked in Hades 1. She's half naked here in Hades 2. There is no double standard, Dionysus is only wearing a speedo, the artists are just horny.
Have you SEEN Aphrodite?
Someone hasn't played the games and just stirring up drama.
Cough *Aphrodite*
@lolsnez7542 you are the reason why we cant have nice things