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  • A man (Luke Null) consults a doctor (John Mulaney) about having his horns removed.
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  • @seanatkins958
    @seanatkins958 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5971

    "You're gonna look like a banker"
    "No, he's not" 😂😂😂

    • @geraldkenneth119
      @geraldkenneth119 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      “He’s what we in the plastic surgery business like to call “totally rooned””

    • @joyh4
      @joyh4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      nigga

    • @michaelmccarthy579
      @michaelmccarthy579 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lol. Best part. Also I have never been the like that switches a k before. I switched your like from 3.2k likes to 3.3k. I normally find that stuff stupid, bud it's just interestin, because it's never happened before for me.

  • @timfrey2358
    @timfrey2358 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2927

    "MAY I see your calf-holes?" he's beyond surprised and just fascinated now XD

    • @Needler13
      @Needler13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Lol as someone who's been in the hospital a shit ton, doctors fucking love weird ass shit.

    • @pryingeyes1551
      @pryingeyes1551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Would you be surprised to learn it's a real body modification? Google Daniel Achilles piercing.

    • @megumin4625
      @megumin4625 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@pryingeyes1551 Thanks for that. I always wondered what it looked like. I can see why they didn't show it in the skit

    • @lemonscentedcloroxwipes
      @lemonscentedcloroxwipes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@megumin4625 By this reply..not sure I wanna look it up lol!

    • @megumin4625
      @megumin4625 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@lemonscentedcloroxwipes You don't want to see it. Trust me

  • @gaffster6281
    @gaffster6281 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1991

    "Your calves are just an open wound?"
    "Ugh, it's just gonna be so weird with you not having horns!"
    "I'm sorry, you didn't answer me."
    😂😂😂

  • @icemonitorlizard
    @icemonitorlizard 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3858

    "most people mistrust men with horns"Oh John Mulaney, you're amazing.

  • @elijahl4343
    @elijahl4343 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4750

    I’ve met so many people like Trina, Heidi nailed it.

    • @360.Tapestry
      @360.Tapestry 6 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      she probably ran with that crowd in the late 90s

    • @KalElvis
      @KalElvis 6 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      Heidi is a refreshing player on the show.

    • @bballnoise5216
      @bballnoise5216 6 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      I guess- she doesn't seem like a comedian to me tho. Just a good actress. I never actually laugh at her stuff, instead I just go "oh she didn't break, wow."

    • @flynnryan6165
      @flynnryan6165 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      She's really unfunny, she has the skills of a highschool drama student

    • @NNichols10
      @NNichols10 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Yes yes yes exactly she nailed this character

  • @happyandhapa5490
    @happyandhapa5490 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3564

    “my eyebrows...are gonna stay gone”

    • @geraldkenneth119
      @geraldkenneth119 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      “The 9-volt battery in my nose where the cartilage used to be, staying”
      “Oh god”

    • @a.jpetersen
      @a.jpetersen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      -Jefree Star

    • @ibenindrevr2547
      @ibenindrevr2547 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Heyyy it’s me

    • @KittyPieVibes
      @KittyPieVibes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@a.jpetersen God dammit you beat me

    • @Sweetumskitty1789
      @Sweetumskitty1789 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Matt Peters Wow you’re so cool and edgy.

  • @JohnnyJohn1
    @JohnnyJohn1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4177

    John Mulaney's accent and style of talking was the best part of this skit

    • @sha11235
      @sha11235 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      What does John do, anyway? Wasn't he a writer for this show?

    • @JohnnyJohn1
      @JohnnyJohn1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      He was for a while and then like most ppl on SNL, they leave to do other things so this was like his big ! night only return to host

    • @nathatndennis4490
      @nathatndennis4490 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He was a writer for this but then went on to stand up.

    • @nathatndennis4490
      @nathatndennis4490 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Shotgunsurgeon789 I like his stand up. His first two specials anyway. I enjoy his dry delivery

    • @taylorhumes7567
      @taylorhumes7567 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He sounds like Mr Rogers

  • @iamfuturetrunks
    @iamfuturetrunks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7711

    The fact John Mulaney isn't on SNL more often is a real shame. He is great, especially with the dead pan deliveries.

    • @machoman1016
      @machoman1016 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Too bad they push that awful (Seinfeld knockoff) sitcom at him.

    • @tg4655
      @tg4655 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Don't say that kind of thing out loud. Don't put it into the world. You like these kind of sketches? This is hot garbage.

    • @kayliahferrero
      @kayliahferrero 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He sucks big time !!!

    • @JayBuccola
      @JayBuccola 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He puts the audience to sleep by midnight.

    • @johnavery9764
      @johnavery9764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I can't get by his voice, I really tried.

  • @CuriousGoodsJessica
    @CuriousGoodsJessica 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4623

    "It's not me, it's the building"

    • @chrisp2481
      @chrisp2481 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      J is Scoobysmom
      You beat me to it

    • @Abel1120
      @Abel1120 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      trump building?

    • @GideonLupine
      @GideonLupine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If I had a nickle every time I said that...

    • @israelolorundare6140
      @israelolorundare6140 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@linguinelegend4858 by building , I think Mulaney was referring to huffing paint probably being a building code violation

    • @walterramirezt
      @walterramirezt 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@israelolorundare6140 yeah

  • @arceuslordofcreation8824
    @arceuslordofcreation8824 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4546

    “I’d ask that you NOT huff paint in my office”

    • @MultiCardsfan1
      @MultiCardsfan1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Arceus Lord of Creation That was so well delivered 😂

    • @freddiefreaker9768
      @freddiefreaker9768 5 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      It’s not me it’s the building

    • @gregorbaby4269
      @gregorbaby4269 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Johns clear voice makes his lines even more hillarious 😂

    • @jmsmith1767
      @jmsmith1767 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Arceus Lord of Creation I love trina’s annoyed reaction

    • @daerdevvyl4314
      @daerdevvyl4314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Arceus Lord of Creation Well, lahdeedah! Anything else I can do for you, Your Majesty?

  • @mayer5035
    @mayer5035 3 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    "Can she come in here even if she doesn't have insurance?" 😂

  • @Peytoneileen
    @Peytoneileen 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2186

    john has such great timing and delivery ahhh

    • @Karniveron
      @Karniveron 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      DamTheKid Did someone hurt you?

    • @jippyflapthorp9486
      @jippyflapthorp9486 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yeah... "neat shit." 🤣

    • @iprobablywontseeyourreply.7193
      @iprobablywontseeyourreply.7193 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      DamTheKid are you okay? You’re not going to hurt yourself or someone else are you? This is the second comment you pointlessly failed at trolling.

    • @jippyflapthorp9486
      @jippyflapthorp9486 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Kara Ruckle yeah... don't feed the poor troll. You know someone is starving for attention when they cant help but be rude.

    • @jippyflapthorp9486
      @jippyflapthorp9486 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Renato Valsecchi nobody is arguing whether the sketch was good or not. That's not the trolling part. if it is that rude, it is trolling. When you're trying to tell somebody "neat shit" for having a different opinion than you?
      That, is where the trolling comes in.

  • @breadfan_85
    @breadfan_85 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1005

    "No, that's not what I'm saying. It's very stupid that you would think that."
    That's me in 90% of my online interactions.

    • @brian554xx
      @brian554xx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      So the other 10% are admissions of guilt?

    • @davidnally2426
      @davidnally2426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@brian554xx No that's not what he's saying. Its very stupid that you would think that

    • @brian554xx
      @brian554xx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@davidnally2426 😁

    • @Royal420Way
      @Royal420Way 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Online? People are dumb no matter how your communicating.

    • @breadfan_85
      @breadfan_85 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Royal420Way *you're* not wrong about that. 😂

  • @justinhackstadt6677
    @justinhackstadt6677 6 ปีที่แล้ว +497

    "You're going to look like a banker!"
    "No, no he's not."
    Lmfao

  • @zorcher1016
    @zorcher1016 5 ปีที่แล้ว +676

    "You cant get pregnant from the sex we have"
    Wait woh hold up there!

    • @pryingeyes1551
      @pryingeyes1551 5 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      And considering she had her butt cheeks removed, it's got to be like slamming against a pelvic bone, which sounds painful for both parties.

    • @shanematthews1985
      @shanematthews1985 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      I mean. Maybe she wears a strap on and does him

    • @daerdevvyl4314
      @daerdevvyl4314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Nobody considers the possibility of oral?

    • @kutulu1976
      @kutulu1976 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      daer devvyl No. We did not consider that, dude.

    • @AlexFlockhart
      @AlexFlockhart 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      You guys are way off. You think they're using an orifice they were born with?

  • @missusredpants6304
    @missusredpants6304 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1915

    "It's not me, it's the building."

    • @tobybartels8426
      @tobybartels8426 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Cheryl Macapagao : Judging from the exterior shot, it's the math building at Caltech. They have a very strict policy there on recreational drug use: only in the dorms and the underground stream tunnels, not where anybody else might see you.

    • @coopgaming1514
      @coopgaming1514 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Cheryl Macapagao yeah

    • @tatabeha8038
      @tatabeha8038 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Im just so Glad others Loved that Jewel of a line lol!!!

  • @celieboo
    @celieboo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1679

    "Baby, you can't get pregnant from the sex that we have." 😳😳😳😂😂😂

    • @user-ep6oi4cv6z
      @user-ep6oi4cv6z 6 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Denise R. I thought that what his horns was used for... I was waiting

    • @pryingeyes1551
      @pryingeyes1551 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Genta well..... Considering she's had her butt cheeks removed, that's gotta be like sticking it into a slanted, outward-jutting pyramid made of bone.

    • @pryingeyes1551
      @pryingeyes1551 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Jay,
      I'm glad you finished that sentence with a question mark, and not an exclamation point.

    • @arctorusmedia
      @arctorusmedia 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Denise R. I've known people that actually think that.

    • @fogofdaleks
      @fogofdaleks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Denise R. Pegging

  • @lizziecolon320
    @lizziecolon320 4 ปีที่แล้ว +587

    As someone who’s a professional piercer, this shit is hilarious 😂 I know A LOT of people that have horns or have them removed and I swear I’ve heard this exact conversation

    • @xyzzyxyzzy2
      @xyzzyxyzzy2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      So, you're kind of like the opposite of this doctor.

    • @denniscotey8182
      @denniscotey8182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Omg thats gold! I dont know much about it but I dont doubt that this conversation happens!

    • @TheBigwheels11
      @TheBigwheels11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Amazing that someone needs to ask their girl or guy for approval. If you dont like them (horns, piercings etc)get rid of em. Then if the gf/bf doesnt understand, get rid of them too. John is a great comedic actor

    • @lizziecolon320
      @lizziecolon320 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      xyzzyxyzzy2 more or less 😂

    • @lizziecolon320
      @lizziecolon320 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      TheBigwheels11 exactly! Nobody owns you and your decisions.

  • @azoneiybelial
    @azoneiybelial 4 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    "it's not me it the building"
    Best line in the skit

  • @annasprau1359
    @annasprau1359 4 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    "you can't get pregnant from the sex we have" I CHOKED

    • @Catherinzsl
      @Catherinzsl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So did she at some stage, probably

    • @dansmith6990
      @dansmith6990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Catherinzsl They were talking about anal sex.

    • @NiePieerdol
      @NiePieerdol 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stolen from Carr

  • @TsetsiStoyanova
    @TsetsiStoyanova 4 ปีที่แล้ว +602

    The buck crack a zipper was a good one

    • @xiimooniixmoon2988
      @xiimooniixmoon2988 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Butt crack

    • @lilstephanie4407
      @lilstephanie4407 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      yes bc we all have buck cracks

    • @ryanblair8805
      @ryanblair8805 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      that was true love for him to wanna keep his buttcrack a zipper for his lady

    • @dillpickle2132
      @dillpickle2132 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Are you on every SNL video comment section?

    • @ryanblair8805
      @ryanblair8805 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dillpickle2132 when more than 1 person it helps if you tag the person you referring to or post the commenters name

  • @SeriousMcnegative
    @SeriousMcnegative 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    "I'd ask that you not huff paint in my office."

  • @ORam...
    @ORam... 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Her acting is so spot on. I'm sure most of us have run into someone that behaves just like that. Intelligence and all.

  • @maxmoser4201
    @maxmoser4201 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1131

    Pretty redeeming sketch for Luke, if you ask me. I felt bad after his first episode getting off to a rocky start, but this episode seems to prove him as a fairly solid cast member. Keep it up, Luke.

    • @coldsuncrowfeet
      @coldsuncrowfeet 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Max Moser so you didnt understand that sketch?

    • @sophiagoodman-merel7453
      @sophiagoodman-merel7453 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I'm so happy they're giving him more screen time

    • @enx2083
      @enx2083 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Which first sketch?

    • @maxmoser4201
      @maxmoser4201 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      th-cam.com/video/WwU9DupgA_E/w-d-xo.html this was the sketch I was referring to. It didn't seem to be received too well.

    • @raveoreynolds6049
      @raveoreynolds6049 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Well it's not just the first sketch, he's bombed almost every sketch he's been in since then too. This sketch is a good start, but he's got a LOT of work to do if he doesn't want to get cut when the season ends.

  • @Hotmaildotcom97
    @Hotmaildotcom97 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Mulaney looks like he got his doctorate both 1 and 100 years ago

  • @getoffyourbassandletsfish7651
    @getoffyourbassandletsfish7651 4 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    “Goat 🐐 at the petting zoo kept trying to challenging me”
    😂

  • @chrissydavis4547
    @chrissydavis4547 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Heidi did an excellent job in this. She kept character until the huffing paint part 🤣🤣

  • @drphot6050
    @drphot6050 6 ปีที่แล้ว +311

    "It's not me, it's the building"
    - Me to my Ex

  • @JPC629
    @JPC629 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    "Even without the horns, he'll still be a walking disaster" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ElfyBean
    @ElfyBean 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    "May I see your calf holes" is probably my favorite final line of any sketch, ever.

  • @itishnegi8846
    @itishnegi8846 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    John went from concern to legit enthusiasm.....he legit wants to conduct a research on this medical miracle

  • @chaser1254
    @chaser1254 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2006

    I love it that this couple is played by new players :)

    • @mikecantreed
      @mikecantreed 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      DamTheKid Clearly works for SNL. Every video they posted from the Mulaney episode has some on the nose compliment about the show. "Wow Leslie Jones is amazing and Cecily Strong is skinny"

    • @Skerdy
      @Skerdy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      mikecantreed
      Leslie Jones is amazing? At doing what?!?! Nah, people can't really say shit like this with a straight face: you're exaggerating!

    • @tammybirdperson6428
      @tammybirdperson6428 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Leslie Jones is the queen of comedy

    • @Skerdy
      @Skerdy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Sebastian Šikl
      Haha! You're funny!!! Keep it going!

    • @tammybirdperson6428
      @tammybirdperson6428 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      shut the fuck up, you clearly don't understand comedy

  • @douglasmacneil4474
    @douglasmacneil4474 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    “Most people mistrust men with horns” the delivery!!! PERFECT!!!

  • @geraldkenneth119
    @geraldkenneth119 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    “May we pause this for a second, your calves are just an open wound?”
    “It’s just gonna be so weird without you having horns”
    “I’m sorry you didn’t answer me, the bone and muscles are visible in your calf?”

  • @kelsk8711
    @kelsk8711 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    “ are you gonna keep your butt crack a zipper? “ 😂😂

  • @Laurenjoinsyoutube
    @Laurenjoinsyoutube 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2925

    That girl is a lot skinnier than I thought

    • @DamTheKid
      @DamTheKid 6 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      and WAY LESS FUNNY

    • @peachrocker9716
      @peachrocker9716 6 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      why would you even comment on that?? she takes care of her body, good for her. you jealous?

    • @chaser1254
      @chaser1254 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Igor Schmidlapp
      Thats Heidi ;)

    • @abbym.5579
      @abbym.5579 6 ปีที่แล้ว +426

      Peachrocker I don’t think the comment was made out of jealousy, you just don’t really see how small Heidi is in other sketches. I didn’t realize she was that small either...

    • @two-face1041
      @two-face1041 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lauren Nicole “you do”

  • @ScarlettJ1221
    @ScarlettJ1221 6 ปีที่แล้ว +755

    1:45 her hand movements remind me of Juno/Kristen Stewart lol

  • @OGitGirlJess
    @OGitGirlJess 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    “Why are we at a doctor babe, am I pregnant?”....... 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Karina-xm2kt
    @Karina-xm2kt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    I saw John Mulaney on the thumbnail and immediately clicked on the video

  • @franciscobarnes6602
    @franciscobarnes6602 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Never once in my life had I thought I’d hear the phrase : “May I see your calf holes” but damn it SNL, you’ve done it again

  • @lussianalyngdoh4641
    @lussianalyngdoh4641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "Its not me its the building"🤣🤣🤣

  • @jeremystreet2637
    @jeremystreet2637 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    “You’re going to look like a banker.”
    “No he’s not.” 😂😂

  • @beentheredonethatgotatshir9503
    @beentheredonethatgotatshir9503 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I could've watched another hour of this conversation

  • @FersotJ
    @FersotJ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    So the intro and outro b-roll is at Caltech and in the intro, you can see a current undergrad (named Daniel) who rides his unicycle everywhere.

    • @nickstadler1906
      @nickstadler1906 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The intro and outro are identical footage, so we see unicycle Daniel both times.

    • @uncleflansy5621
      @uncleflansy5621 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      This sounds like a John Mulaney joke in the making.

    • @tobybartels8426
      @tobybartels8426 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I knew that I recognized that corner! Apparently it's the math building now, but that's probably not relevant to the sketch.

    • @FersotJ
      @FersotJ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Temporarily! Construction on the interior of the old math building is set to be done by Fall of this year.

    • @tobybartels8426
      @tobybartels8426 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      FersotJ : So they'll still move back to Sloan afterwards?

  • @aidanreed5845
    @aidanreed5845 6 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    0:01 did anyone else see the unicyclist?

    • @nottheoriginalhandle
      @nottheoriginalhandle 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Aidan Yo I was confused why no one had said anything , and then I got deeper in the comments lol. He’s at the end too

    • @CoalDiamondandhisawesomeness
      @CoalDiamondandhisawesomeness 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Apparently he's a student at the school the use for the outside of the office.

    • @bennystanley5839
      @bennystanley5839 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Now I did😂

    • @Zach-gy7us
      @Zach-gy7us 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes..

    • @carlosvazquez8984
      @carlosvazquez8984 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's the Caltech campus

  • @CherisseangelCharlesfatness
    @CherisseangelCharlesfatness 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    "Most people mistrust a man with horns." 🤣

  • @mlamarana
    @mlamarana 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “It’s not me it’s the building” I love John

  • @rowe1j
    @rowe1j 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I like how Mulaney said he "attended" Harvard, not that he graduated from there. Subtle line, but still funny!

  • @heathergoldberg3427
    @heathergoldberg3427 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This is so well done. About 15 years ago, I knew so many people like this.

  • @popebender1351
    @popebender1351 5 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    This does not sound like SNL staff writing This sounds like John Mulaney writing, which is why this is a high quality skit in my opinion because he basically created the skit himself.

    • @papabird4425
      @papabird4425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah, SNL writing staff is hot trash and has been for a while.

    • @natplant
      @natplant 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      this was actually written by luke null and heidi! luke talked about it in a reddit ama

  • @Gredran
    @Gredran 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The more I watch this cast the more versatile I realize everyone is.
    Heidi's attitude was perfect in this lmao

  • @brookpickett
    @brookpickett 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    My Husband and I love John Mulaney and we were talking about how we couldn't imagine that skit being funny with most hosts. John Mulaney just has such excellent delivery. He's definitely one of my favorite comedians.

  • @Antoniocarlosfaraujo
    @Antoniocarlosfaraujo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Why we are in the doctor's office ?
    I'm Pregnant ?
    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @plainjane8870
    @plainjane8870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I didn’t even recognize Luke!!! This role was perfect for him in ways I didn’t even know!!!

  • @nebulousisgod
    @nebulousisgod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I love how the doctor is so intrigued by his calf holes. For science.

  • @michaelboyle6305
    @michaelboyle6305 6 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    Luke got some screen time!

    • @BWillie
      @BWillie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Michael Boyle I was waiting for a Luke sketch! So awesome!!!

    • @DamTheKid
      @DamTheKid 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Undeserved. This was unwatchable horse shit.

  • @Anna-914
    @Anna-914 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    LMFAO😂 “ my eyebrows are staying gone “.

  • @JaBBerSmack
    @JaBBerSmack ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Heidi is the absolute best part of this sketch

  • @christopherbouska6779
    @christopherbouska6779 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1469

    Be calfhole.... you don't want an infection. (Be careful)

    • @berengerchristy6256
      @berengerchristy6256 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      an attempt was made

    • @360.Tapestry
      @360.Tapestry 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      the panel recognizes christopher bouska

    • @reuvenrowner8760
      @reuvenrowner8760 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      no kneed to worry. infecshins heel with time. That's what my Ankle Larry toed me, and he's a Doctor

    • @99lodewijk
      @99lodewijk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Christopher Bouska don't explain the joke...

    • @christopherbouska6779
      @christopherbouska6779 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This is what the internet is all about.

  • @jennifersantillana9738
    @jennifersantillana9738 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I love John mulaney! His voice is hilarious!!!

  • @noaboa5670
    @noaboa5670 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “It’s not me it’s the building”

  • @RichRotella
    @RichRotella 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I like this sketch because it's different and super dialogue driver. I think all 3 actors were great.

  • @nicoladawson2861
    @nicoladawson2861 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Even without the horns, he'll still be a walking disaster..."lmfao!!!!

  • @guitargeekette
    @guitargeekette 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The "may we pause for a second" is SENDING ME!

  • @jaycue7641
    @jaycue7641 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Mulaney has all the funny bits in this one. I love his “Most people distrust men with horns.”

  • @danielsewell2481
    @danielsewell2481 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "Harvard... sounds sketch to me"

  • @karmajones5683
    @karmajones5683 6 ปีที่แล้ว +471

    Who else is about to Google "Calf Holes"???? 😂

    • @kissrat9045
      @kissrat9045 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Nikki Bersion all i saw was caves

    • @shiestysean
      @shiestysean 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nikki Bersion facts

    • @orephilosophy
      @orephilosophy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Look up "achilles piercing". Obviously not the calf but I think that's what inspired that line.

    • @onemooreperson13
      @onemooreperson13 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      orephilosophy That took me down a dark path I will never unsee.

    • @andib5921
      @andib5921 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      orephilosophy I googled it and now I want to remove my eyes thanks

  • @estherdmartinez1346
    @estherdmartinez1346 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The end 😆😆😆😆😆
    "Are you gonna keep your butt crack a zipper"😂😂

  • @gamingutility1193
    @gamingutility1193 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "its not me, its the building"😂😂😂😂👌
    peace be upon u

  • @elpidioespinoza302
    @elpidioespinoza302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Harvard sounds sketchy!?"🤣

  • @nato_vision
    @nato_vision 6 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    I think we should keep an open mind and give Luke Null a chance. This was a decent sketch he was in. I can see why people think he doesn’t have to even be on the cast, but we should keep in mind that this is only is first year, so of course he’s going to have a bumpy start and maybe from here on out, he’ll be in more sketches. You do you Luke Null✊🏽

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, this comment didn't age well. Luke Null was let go after this season.

    • @nato_vision
      @nato_vision 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@canaisyoung3601 it happens

  • @williamallen7984
    @williamallen7984 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I tattooed in Phoenix for about 6 years and I feel like I know this couple 😂

  • @kingmortz
    @kingmortz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    So that means the other 25% get more horn put in?? 🤣

  • @belcanto116
    @belcanto116 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Heidi actually broke my heart a little in this one! Her bewilderment and insecurity seemed so real.

    • @BradiKal61
      @BradiKal61 ปีที่แล้ว

      She is an amazing actress on top of her comedy skills. Her bit with Benedict Cumberbatch tasting Blue Bunny icecream is epic

  • @thesmalllebowski284
    @thesmalllebowski284 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Just imagining you without horns.... you're gonna look like a banker"
    - "no, he's not
    hahaha

  • @MikePhoenix007
    @MikePhoenix007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The sketch has multiple strokes of genius. Every line is gold. Did Mulaney write it himself?

  • @kat35lulu88
    @kat35lulu88 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    “Do you mind if I do a bag?”

  • @chanchanko4633
    @chanchanko4633 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Dude Heidi’s body is amazing. I’m jealous.

  • @Kimillions
    @Kimillions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    They had me at "Lucian". 😂🤣🤣

  • @dxrk7
    @dxrk7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    ''May i see your calf holes'' One of the best SNL lines.

  • @colindouglas1997
    @colindouglas1997 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Love this skit. Everybody played their role perfectly.

  • @deltathecomic4765
    @deltathecomic4765 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I was just watching random SNL sketches then I hear the doctor in the sketch's voice and I realize all at once that it's John Mulaney and now I'm really happy.

  • @someguy1141
    @someguy1141 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Shoutout to Heidi and Luke in this sketch. They kill it.

  • @vicksburgtomplsthemississi9127
    @vicksburgtomplsthemississi9127 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "It's not me it's the building." The big kid is amazing!!

  • @jaimecarter3988
    @jaimecarter3988 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    every line john mulaney says in this is pure gold, from the writing to the delivery. i am dYing

  • @jma331982
    @jma331982 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is some of the best writing I’ve seen in an SNL sketch

  • @lauranight4572
    @lauranight4572 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    why is no one talking about the guy at the beginning riding a unicycle

    • @OleanderFaye
      @OleanderFaye 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      In my defense he's very hard to notice.

  • @igotnothin5049
    @igotnothin5049 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'd ask that you not huff paint in my office.. it's not me it's the building 🤣

  • @olukoyatomiwa9421
    @olukoyatomiwa9421 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    John mulaney has one of the best voices ever

  • @AwkwarredTurtle
    @AwkwarredTurtle 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The whole John Mulaney show was incredible. Every sketch was solid !

  • @RayScaia
    @RayScaia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “Are you going to keep your butt crack a zipper”
    “Babe, you have my word”

  • @josephtilseth5002
    @josephtilseth5002 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "You know how that goat at the petting zoo kept trying to challenge me?" lol

  • @arthurvanessen5390
    @arthurvanessen5390 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The way John Mulaney talks is awesome here!!!

  • @blakes5827
    @blakes5827 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Heidi is so good.

  • @calumsanderson6741
    @calumsanderson6741 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "May I see your calf-holes" is a tremendous pick up line though

  • @Alice_Maine
    @Alice_Maine ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “You’re gonna look like a banker.”
    “No he’s not.”

  • @thrashingpanic
    @thrashingpanic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "You can't get pregnant from the sex we have" LOL!!

  • @ThoseTwoBrits1
    @ThoseTwoBrits1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +735

    So nice seeing newbies! ❤️

    • @1sadsexually2sadsexually54
      @1sadsexually2sadsexually54 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      you have a fucking chip on your shoulder and ur taking it out on TH-cam comments like a Fucking fool, yeah dude you're totally right in the head lmfao

    • @annalisam9999
      @annalisam9999 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      DamTheKid lol so seem angry and lonely...

    • @redericson1993
      @redericson1993 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Being British: Joel & Lia Same

    • @andrewsalvatin
      @andrewsalvatin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      who hurt you

    • @nakita2954
      @nakita2954 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Being British: Joel & Lia omg Joel and Lia I love you guys!

  • @brantmoresi578
    @brantmoresi578 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "Why are we in a doctor's office? Am I pregnant?". "No, you can't get pregnant with the sex we have"

  • @rillo7783
    @rillo7783 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Are you gonna keep ur butt crack a zipper killed me 😂