This Man Thinks 'Eating Fruit is Murder'
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 20 ก.พ. 2020
- Alfie Indra is a musician, and a fruitarian. He believes that eating fruit, whilst ripe, is murder. Do you agree with this? Let us know.
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My man took acid and his fruit salad started talking to him
George Wyatt best comment😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@topcommentgod 🤣🤣
Just not what acid does to u tho
Top comment of all time
“I’ve hugged a fruit”, “ I sneak into the orchard at night”...there is absolutely no way he is serious, I refuse to be trolled by Alfie😭
Milly Grant innit it can’t be real the way he said “and pet them” 😂
Stretford Boys if he actually believed it, he wouldn’t be this serious
Literally it’s got to be a troll!!
A little late but yeah I agree once he said that I can't take this seriously
This man made innocent smoothies look guilty
💀
That’s a good one ☝🏻 5 points added.
Incredible comment.
Haha
This guys definition of “gang-violence” is a fruit salad
your fork the weapon of mass destruction, heck, vinegar on your green salad will be chemical warfare
"how would you confuse a pear?"
"... spin it"
Oliver A. Na that bit killed me!! Jordan is too funny
@@AG-on3vt I miss him on the show
Are u telling me he sneaks into an orchard to stroke apples
That’s what he claims.
Happy Hour Podcast you have to be joking, good job jack you had me for a second, almost believed you with the Instagram story
@@HappyHourPodcast come on lad I love you're podcast for how straight up it is no bullshit . Surely he's taking the piss? If not fucking wow my mind is blown and I have Charlie zelenof in my inbox..genuinely do ..pls reply and let me no if he's takin the piss if not then I have officially became obsessed with this man
@@HappyHourPodcast Jaack lad hows it going
This is gonna be the next flat earthers.
At least flat earthers have theories that at least make 1% sense... all this prick’s got is “the apples have souls”😂😂😂
Sir Xerox well yeah we know that now🤦🏼♂️😂
“Have you ever hugged a fruit” .. “yeah” .. *room falls silent* - I died 😂
“A banana has passed away”
Quote of the series???
Danielle J nah the ted bunde one is worse
we find a bicterya for corna
th-cam.com/video/orvhIayC3_0/w-d-xo.html
Got to be Alan Titchmarsh being worse than Ted Bundy
Thomas Gleeson bundy
It's technically it functioning cells which he uses the terms dieing in.maybe that's why he calls it murder if he eat a good one
Alan Titchmarsh makes Ted Bundy look innocent
That’s where I think he’s taking the piss, surely
Jack Cullen yeah I thought he was just strange then I heard that and am 90% sure this is a joke
If this isn’t a joke then this guys clearly got a very real and serious mental health issue.
FootballFan 533 thats what they said about un-straight people less than 50 years ago. don’t be so narrow minded. we haven’t figured everything out.
YouFlube your right we haven’t figured everything out but we have figured out that pieces of fruit are not sentient beings you absolute spoon
YouFlube I’m fairly sure that we’ve figured out that fruit doesn’t have feelings for fucks sake
YouFlube you can factually prove that fruits don’t have a central nervous system. Shut up you absolute weapon
@@imtbi un-straight?
Jack finally has his pilkington
I think this is even too mental for Karl
@@anthony5664 Karl's a realist most the time, this is absolutely insane.
Does he not understand the seeds are the ‘children’ of the tree, the tree wants the fruit eaten to spread the seeds
Keith Walker this 👏🏻👏🏻
I’ve been a fruitarian since birth this comment has led me to eat a ripe pink lady thank you sir my life has changed ps fr tho u have just made his ideology go up the shitter n if he sees this he may change his mind/view
Exactly. Fruit is the tree's jizz - enjoy eating your apples with that thought! ;D
Yes when they fall not when they are picked plus when there picked there is a lower chance of the seeds being fully developed
I just wanna say, many modern fruit has been bred to not carry the amount of seeds they should have, for example, if you look at the bananas on native islands- you can see they have no seeds. Saying that- I am going to eat a fruit salad now
'I WAS A MURDERER UNTIL THE AGE OF 22', NAH THIS HAS TO BE A TROLL I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I'M HEARING 💀💀💀
honestly there is no way he believes this, Alfie is too sarcastic😭😭
Milly Grant they are a living organism and in his eyes it is murder that is his opinion
Claire Needs that’s his opinion but he is nuts
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I would put money on this being the result of Alfie losing a bet. He's sipping on a dark fruits in the christmas episode - its got apple, blackcurrent and blackberry juice in it! 😂
“you make a connection with a fruit” THIS HAS TO BE A PISSTAKE🤣
“What would you have to do to confuse a pear”
Dead 🤣🤣
“Spin it” aswell lol
Danielle J spin it🤣
Vegans have just met their arch-nemesis!
He says he eats all food but after they’ve naturally died
Vegans are now just like the rest of us. Snatching carrots out of the ground like that, murders!!!!
@@billycoles5908 animals don't naturally die at all😂😂
galetaf he’s vegetarian lol
@@tom0176devo are you dumb? So your saying not a single animal in the world die naturally?
“Fruit has a soul”
*Grapefruit technique has entered the chat*
Bet Alfie loves that
Anyone here after Jack's "April Fools" video?
Molly i thought no one acc came back to it😂😂😂
Here after Jacks Pieface April fools video
When dudey said "spin it" I died 😂
Did he watch sausage party and someone told him it was a real life documentary and that he doesnt eat fruit???
i hate that i actually believed this until jacks april fools video, watching it now i can see all the cuts where they must have just started cracking up
7:24 "ahh you've done me there" fucking killed me 😂😂😂😂
Does he ask for consent before caressing fruit though
Jcoppins that’s v true
that's the real question
Because if not then Alfie is a sexual fruit harasser
@@Terrezio a grapist
First Name bananal penetrator
"You're basically a fruit nazi". Think that's my favourite quote from any episode.
“I tricked the internet into believing me mate shags fruit” or somet like that
Well done pal
Plot twist: When he said "I was a murderer until the age of 25", he meant he was actually killing people but you guys never picked up on it.
I'm really out here killing 5 fruits a day.. guess my doctors were wrong.
FRUTICIDE. Turn yourself in. Don't make things worse.
@@milesarcher8502 Ah man, then I will be forced to go to rehab.
@@soulezain6270 Do it for your 'dear sainted mothers' sake. Before it's too late.
@@milesarcher8502 Ah.. Ok I guess I will have to turn myself in.
People like u make me sick
Only eating dead fruit is like only eating roadkill, is Alfie drunk? This is a social experiment
Nah mate he doesn't drink alcohol, all of hops and grapes
I don’t think roadkill is a natural death, do you?
He’s basically just eating animals which have died form cancer and age.
yeah getting hit by a car is basically natural causes to be fair
I thought he was gonna call his campaign fruit lives matter
"alan titchmarsh is worse than Ted Bundy" has to be trolling
This is top tier content, it’s so ludicrous I still can’t comprehend that it’s not a parody
Its defo a parody there are so many cuts where they spend minutes pissing themselves laughing
boy have i got news for you
"I know I'm right" and theres the problem right there
Meat eaters get violated online by people like this and then get defensive when they get pressed. Lunatics
The problem is that you believed this 😂😂
"A banana has passed away" 😂😂😂😂
"You're like a fruit nazi" is quite possibly my favourite new sentence
"I was a murderer until I was 22" HAAHAHAHAH IM DEAD
This is OCD
BF yep
@@nora-gf5vf because its obsessive behaviour.
Yah he needs help
12:33 ''So you're potentially the Mesiah of this movement"
Jack: Don't say yes
Dudey: PLEASE SAY YES
i watched this completely baked and it was amazing, thank you Jack.
If fruit has a soul, doesnt veggies, doesnt all plant and animals? so then...you eat...what...? lol
I was literally just thinking this 😂
I can just imagine him filter feeding like spongebob when he refuses to go outside
I mean...this has got to be a troll video right?? I am worried for him if it is real! yikes
If you'd watch the video he says he eats it once they die of natural causes and the 'soul' has moved on.
@@Gexrge_OSRS once any fruit or vegetable is put in a shop, it has been picked, so has technically died right? it isnt growing still haha.
This alfea guy makes crack up, I bet breathing is killing air
Thanks jack
"You're like a fruit nazi" that is too fucking jokes 😭
“Alan Titchmarsh is worse than Ted Bundy”
"yeah, to me."
Alfie's the orchard Hitler
@Nayagan Indrasenan Isn’t he more like the Orchard Gandhi since he isn’t killing them lol?
@@Longshanks1690 in his eyes he used to be Hitler but now he's a reformed man😂
Plants don't have a central nervous system. They don't feel pain, they can't. What the actual 😭😂
First him putting on his story about having a son, now this- this has got to be him making a video seeing how much he can prank us lot 🤣
i have such mixed feelings because on the one hand, I know Alfie can be really deadpan and could 1000% be taking the piss but at the same time, this could be part of his OCD or related to some other mental health issue (in which case i'd feel like a bit of an asshole for laughing)
That’s the most awkward episode hahaha
Feel like you are going to fall out over this.
Feel like an idiot
5 Head it’s got to be a joke
Weird to watch this back knowing it was a joke
Is it? ☹️
Tedcarter1106 watch Jack’s video on it
@@garconpoulet3584 wait which video
well youre fucking gulable if you believe it was a joke
Watching this while stoned is genuinely the best experience of your life I recommend
Alfie has achieved Troll Level: MASTER
How can a bloke with that much talent be that off his head
Mate you ever heard bout the lead singer to Pink Floyd?
is this full podcast out on spotify yet? can't find it and I need to hear the rest of this madness 😂😂
It's all fun and games until a fruit bowl jumps you in the backstreet because all life matters lol
I love the intro to this. How to keep us entertained?? Hugging fruit. 😂
Guys Jack has been trying to make this Alfie guy famous and they’re trying everything first the tattoo then this
So you think Alfie would be cool with making him self look like he shags oranges to the public to gain fame, have A day off will ya 😂 I think this is as ridiculous as anyone but it isn’t a stunt to create more fame for Alfie, no chance
@@harveywebster4998 People have done crazy things for fame I mean look at Jaystation he's copied logans suicide forest video for clout and "talked" to dead people hours after they have died on ouija boards.
5 years if listening to podcasts and I feel like this is the video I've been waiting for
should have called his movement How do you like them apples ?
This is a wind up lads. Wait a months time, this is going to be a banger of a video
5:52 i‘d pay to hear the joke he made 😂😂
I really dont know whether to watch the clips or not, I'm always hoping to see the full episodes released
Knowing the context of this makes scrolling through the comments so much funnier
This is my favourite segment of any podcast ever 😂
JammyCHD where is the full thing ??
‘What bit of the pear are you looking into?’ Lol.
😂 I was so hoping this was another one of dudey’s ghost stories from the title speaking of which, Using Alfie’s “logic” do fruit become ghosts?? I mean I’m well up for the haunting of the apple tree then again the most scary bit will be the twist when we find out that Alfie was up there doing a bit of fruit stroking (one last question if the apple’s not ripe does that mean that in apple spirit terms Alfie is a kid stroker?)
this man gives off serious can't be friends with anyone vibes. "I know I'm right" and saying whoever says he's being picked on, he pity's them also.
now that i’ve watched jacks april fools video it’s good to know that he isn’t a crazy bastard
“have you ever hugged a fruit?”
“yeah”
*dead silence* 😂😂😂😂😂
Did anybody else check the date to see if it was uploaded on April 1st?
He’s delusional to the point that I’m genuinely concerned..
He’s having us on
When’s the full pod going to be up?
Best part was when the clip ended I had a TH-cam ad for pink lady apples 😂😂😂
Who’s here after jack said it was fake
I feel bad that I didn’t realise I was eating half a pineapple whilst watching this 😂👀
That was the most intense podcast ever
Just found this “podcast” honestly doing bits lads 😂😂😂😂😂
I’m just waiting for the Video about this being a joke, he said “I sometimes sneak into an Orchard with a Step Ladder” 😭😭😭
he almost convinced me
The hugging in the orchard is quite sweet actually. I might start doing it...
He laughs halfway through saying step ladder when he's on about sneaking into the orchid
omfg I don't think I've ever laughed harder in my life
He’s definitely trolling
i really hope this is for a main channel vid
watched this for the 100th time eating a banana, laughing knowing its all fake aha
Where did they say?
I genuinely cannot believe this isn't a troll
for a second I thought he was being serious
This is a big fan version of would I lie to you surely
Definitely came up with this on a trip
Fruits are equivalent to hairs/nails, they keep growing back
I find eating fruit even more enjoyable after this
Right so where can I watch the full podcast from this clip? Or has it not been released yet?
“Even weeds that’s like road kill init “ 😂😂😂
I’m sorry but Alfie is an absolute legend. What an icon, king of fruit.
So he only eats animals that die naturally, things that haven’t grown on trees, or things that have dropped from trees naturally. This has to be a joke. It’s too extra to not be a joke.
“You trusted your dads mate until he started slashing up all the apple like Jack the Ripper” I’m creased 😂😂😂
Alfie can troll me any day of the week, I just love watching him trying not to laugh insanely.
“Alan titchmarsh is worse than ted bundy”