10 Weird/Creepy Pokedex Entries - Isle of Armor
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 29 ต.ค. 2020
- It's that time of year again! We're cracking open the Pokédex to find all the weirdest and creepiest stuff around. And this year we're doing it TWICE - with one video for each new Sword and Shield DLC.
Here's 10 Weird/Creepy Pokédex Entries for The Isle of Armor - and we'll see you on Halloween for 10 more from The Crown Tundra!
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I'm starting to understand why a lot of people want a "dark" Pokemon game; with those pokedex entries they are practically begging for it
What exactly is a "dark" pokemon game?
@@tangytablets5150 a game where the pokedex entries are literal and the pokemon actually do the things mentioned in them, i imagine?
basically, lots of possession, child and soul stealing, mindless slaughter, no more family-friendly "being KO'd", and possibly worse things.
@@tangytablets5150 a game where every area requires HM Flash to progress
@@tangytablets5150 Basically the manga.
So Pokémon Reborn, in that game a chandelure burns someone soul away.
Honestly? This Zoroak entry is probably the most realistic one they have ever written ^^'
(•-°)
I thought it was just about having a friend lol
Shots fired at Verlisify from Game Freak
Never thought of Zoroark Using Illusion to help its lonely Trainer, instead of doing an 18+ Illusion it could just make an Illusion of the Trainer's Home if they just homesick while traveling
@@TheDragonstorm1993 ayeeeeeeee
3:50
Malamar: 4'11"
3:55
*towers over trainers and looks 8 ft tall*
To be fair, it is floating there. Plus when it stands on the ground the fin splits into feet, making it shorter.
I mean have you seen wailord? they just straight up stopped caring about the size/scaling of pokemon this gen due to adding the follow mechanic
@@alicebunnymera Wailord had that issue in the previous gen as well. Smaller pokemon are generally scaled better, but clearly there is some kind of programming issue for battles and camp/following pokemon they were unwilling or unable to correct. They're clearly able to scale them right (as shown with the full scale Wailord in Isle of Armor) and do so for cut scenes and the overworld.
@@Ryodraco There have been youtubers who've fixed the scaling problem. I mean, Wailord is MASSIVE, so I can't really blame them for that, but other pokémon could've been better scaled.
Said trainer in said timestamp is a literal child
To be honest, I unironically love the lore that the Pokédex provides. New entries are one of the things I look forward to the most in new Pokémon games.
Same
Even if the lore can be... unreliable, at times, they can still provide insight into how the people of the pokemon world think. Like the blatant lies that accompany some of the prehistoric pokemon entries, or lies that later pokedex entries will even outright admit to (liek the Electabuzz ones).
@@Ryodraco keep in mind all the Dex Entries are canonically Written By Children... So yeah not the most reliable of sources...
@@-libertyprimev1-902 Some of the Sun and Moon entries I can swear sound like Rotom dex played a part in writing them too.
same. it why i love catching them. and if pokemon don't have dex entries, i get a bit sad
JWittz: Reads Mareanie's entry
Me: Recalls all the times James was poisoned by his Mareanie.
That man is a saint.
@@maxjpz and is used to being itchy.
@@GODOFAWSOMENESS1 Maybe it’s like a Ponyta’s flame. When you bond with it, you don’t get hurt by it anymore.
@@GatorOne-in7hk he is obviously being affected by the poison.
@@GODOFAWSOMENESS1 But he recovers from it quite fast every time. There was only one time the poison badly affected him.
I just love how bluntly violent some of the newer entries are. Just look at Roserade’s Shield entry:The poison in its right hand is quick acting. The poison in its left hand is slow acting. Both are life threatening.
Take the blue flower, you succumb to a mild poison that takes you slowly. Take the red flower, the heavy poison that takes you quickly. Choose your flower.
They forgot the N in pokemon violet
You know, for Zoroark's entry... I just thought of people trying to see their dead loved ones...
You somehow made it even more creepy
Me too . Or a Pokémon they have lost
This just makes me sad. I'm sticking with the original lewd interpretation; it's still more wholesome than illusory imitations of dead friends and Pokemon.
This Video misses some:
Like the famous Water-Fossil-Pokemon.
Worth to check out.
Also: I dont agree with the idea about Zoroark.
Exactly!
Isnt that way more easy to do AND more likely to happen?
Why would Zoroak even do weird stuff for strangers?
Nooo the zoroark illusions.. I thought it was feeling sad and going to Zoroark to see loved ones again. I call sus on your friends LOL
Keep in mind Zoroark is a species owned by many trainers, nothing's saying it isn't both.
At once.
That was my first thought too. That or "Hey Zoroark, let me pretend I have a human friend for once".
Ttar watches jwittz I know you were a classy guy
It made me think of Gladion and Mohn's Zoroark from the anime.
@@MissRora that reminds me of an old old theory from gen 5 about N secretly being a zoroark that thinks he's human or something. it would explain his intense bond with pokemon and being weird around people, but I still prefer to think that he's completely human that simply never had healthy human interaction
Zoroark is being asked to replicate vtubers. Wholesome, family friendly.
... how is that family friendly?
@@dragonsswarm1987 If it's Pikamee is always family friendly
@@No-yp7kr ... It's the internet, even if the source material is wholesome, it's fans are not always going to protect or respect the sanctity of such things.
@@No-yp7kr unless she’s playing Mario 64
First idk what a vtuber is but a friend who frequents sites like e621 says most zoroark pic usually have a comment asking "But is it an ilussion though"
The Malamar one makes me think of the XY anime episodes that was like “LOOK Something earth shattering is about to happen!” But then the finale of that arc never really happened/showed what they were intending to originally talk about
Yeah that was weird
curse those tectonic plates!
They wanted to take control the earth i think , something about making it like their home planet's environment
@@Lucky-Nick123 terriforming
@@braintwo3398 terraforming
Am I the only one who just imagined Zooark showing lonely trainers illusions of people they could talk to or maybe like an interactive story? Also these kids are about ten.
No, you're ten. The story is always about you, being a new trainer, starting at age 10. Most trainers aren't that young.
@@gatchu2246All of the rivals:Are we jokes to you? Also we have youngsters and preschoolers out there too. Oh and cynthia seems to fall in that group too
@@morgankundrick8289 I'm pretty sure Cynthia is canonically a mom, so I really doubt she's ten. And for all the preschoolers and youngsters, you have hikers, scientists, ace trainers, police, gym leaders, swimmers, bikers. Like, of all the trainers you battle in the games, only like 10% of them are actually children.
Ara ara trainer-kun~
Yeah, same.
The Zoroark one is actually too relatable for words tbh. Who needs friends when you can have illusions keep you company instead? :}
I mean if Pokemon were real and you had a Zoroark that'd already be one friend.
malamar having influenced history changing events does not even suprise me
just look at the anime
one malamar was the shadowleader of an evil organization, led by an hypnotized officer jenny
Man I remember that episode. It was like a gang of Malamar that actually appeared in a couple of episodes. It is very rare that Pokemon themselves are an antagonist in an episode that are aiming for world conquest.
Never ask a malamar who he served in between 1936 and 1945
“...The next entry which comes out this Halloween”
So..... so tomorrow, then? You’re uploading a new video two days in a row? Wow, I don’t know if you’ve ever done that before..
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@@AxxLAfriku That’s a clever way to self promote. I’m impressed
@@AxxLAfriku I'm not saying cyberbullying is justified, but...
@@EgotisticalAltruist That's a bot you're speaking to.
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When I heard that zoroark entry, I immediately realized that I have a female one. And I'm not that lonely
XD
This Video misses some:
Like the famous Water-Fossil-Pokemon.
Worth to check out.
Also: I dont agree with the idea about Zoroark.
Bleeding fur? Someone didn´t do their biology homework.
Depending on how long the hairs are it might be pretty hard to bite them off without going for the root and/or ripping them out and therefore damaging skin^^
Yeah I imagine it's fur is probably designed to easily be pulled off
@@elecrom_9757 Do you bleed when pulling off hair? Cause that's conserning if that's the case... xD
Yeah, that one was a fail.
@@renookami4651 If you rip out a hair by the root I imagine bleeding is possible^^
Love this series, been watching for 6 years now
Has it been that long already?!
Same
It has not been 6 years he did one 11 months ago
Hfg
He did one for sword and shield the main game
Running out of ammo? Not true. It's impossible for a Chad lord like you to run out of ammo
That Lord of the Rings reference at the beginning was just amazing! I definitely got a chuckle out of that one.
I especially like to think of Zoroark’s dex entry with the purpose of the Pokedex in mind. It was made to give trainers info about Pokemon. For most of these creepy entries I can see them serving as insight into Pokemon behavior or as warnings for less experienced trainers. But this, this is just giving people bad ideas.
This Video misses some:
Like the famous Water-Fossil-Pokemon.
Worth to check out.
Also: I dont agree with the idea about Zoroark.
@@slevinchannel7589 Does Isle of Armor have any Water Fossil Pokemon?
@@DrGandW Both Kabuto and Omanyte can be caught, if admittedly in opposite versions.
This is one of my favorite things to look out for every year.
You’re everywhere!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@@BlackOneSaturni Yes, I’m everywhere. Lol
I have cross through the multiverses.
I KNEW IT THE WHOLE TIME!!!!!!
@@BlackOneSaturni Yep, guess how.
I knew after I saw you on all of those GabaLeth videos
Concerning Mareanie.... how James never clawed his own face off with how much mareanie covered his face in it’s poison is beyond me.
When you stop thinking with the filthy imagination for an moment the Zoroark entry is actually an sad one an 10 year going on an long journey by themselves of course they going to feel lonely and if fully understanding Zoroark ability and power perhaps they are wanting to see their mom or father or other family members wanting to hug them. Their just missing those that mean a lot to them and Zorua/Zoroark is happy to help with that.
@person person or you could throw that thought away stop being perverted it’s just silly 😜
And when you stop being a child we can go back to the sexy imagination.
"That is, if you make it to next time..."
Do you plan to drag us into a river like a Golduck?
“Meats back on the menu boys” had me in stitches and the list hasn’t even started
It's back!
Edit: We gonna talk about the sandygast contradiction? In S&M it said that putting your hand in it's mouth drained your life force and grabbing the shovel forces you to dig till you die, now it says putting your hand in it's mouth forces you to dig till you die? I don't think so.
They probably behave differently depending in which region of the world they live.
@@komi___ that's like saying people in Whales eat using their butts, and the people in Hawaii eat with their mouth.
And there's the obligatory death note reference, i never thought Jwittz would sink that low
Idea: weird and creepy Digimon descriptions. The first ones that come to mind are MetalGreymon having the power of a nuclear warhead, and Veedramon being mistaken for a dog.
Metalgreymon it's the one with the power of a nuclear warhead.
@@hamlet1055 That's what I meant. Thanks.
Nintendo secretly wants to make a Rated M game at this point.
nah, they know who's playing pokemon.
a large sum of them are adults in their 20s-30s
the new writers they hired since sun and moon wants to destroy their childhood
A Colosseum/Xd Sequel would be a good start...
@@TheHammerGuy94 You're probably right.
I guess i was the only one who when you read off Zoroark's entry; i thought of being shown a dead child or the trainer's lost loved ones.
No i thought that too
I thought it'd just like, take them to a fantasy world, like some sort of (family-friendly) LARP with their OCs to talk to or something like that 😅 That makes more sense to me than.. the 18+ thing. Friends would cure loneliness better than, uh, "18+ activities", I would think.
@@WhutADrag I agree
I am so happy to see you posting JWtitz! I've been watching you for what seems like FOREVER
Honestly, I was thinking to myself about an hour ago “I hope Jwittz uploads something Halloween related ” then bam here we go haha.
Malamar is literally Nyarlahotep, the Crawling Chaos!
nice to see this classic video of the Jwittz make a return once again
TheWittz Is such a great motivation for me on my youtube journey,I am glad I was motivated by this man
7:38 "itchy itchy why am I so itchy" insert spongebob clip here
Love that you used the Old Chateau music. Thanks for the new pokedex entries!
i know i already said it before but i hella love your intro, i almost feel like rewatching your videos just for it
Here’s an idea for a new video: More Weird/Creepy Pokédex Entries(!). Only entries with an “!” are allowed. There’s plenty of them, especially in the Ultra games!
Cracked me up with that "Looks like meats back on the menu boys" clip lined up with your saying it.
I was thinking more of illusions of dead family members or loved ones for Zoroark but yours makes more sense.
0:50. Did you intend for that to sync so well?
Pretty sure that's a yes XD
I'll be back I need to go catch a Zoroark for reasons
Ningen
One of my favorite birthday presents ever, thank you so much! How spooktacular!
The timing for this is on-point, as I just got the DLC today for my birthday
happy birthday!
Happy Birthday and i hope you have fun with it!!
@@wrex1285 Thank you both. Currently hunting for all the scattered Diglett across the isle
@@goldlight1322 Oh yea that takes a while but it’s satisfying and fun when you find them!
I love these episodes. Pokémon is always so peaceful but creepy at the same times. It’s beautiful.
An itching sensation so intense its impossible not to claw at your own skin? NOW YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE HAVING ECZMA!
Suddenly, that film about Zoroark and Darkrai makes a lot more sense... yikes. That Zoroark has seen some traumatizing things.
It's been a Long While, Glad you are still continuing this series. 😁
New JWittz upload means it's a good time
Thank you so much for all videos you made. You are one of my absolutely best youtubers ever. :)
Jsi borec. Mám moc rád tvoji tvorbu.
"JWittz-Orc isn't real. It can't hurt you."
*JWittz-Orc:* 0:49
HECK YEAH ITS BACK
Love the new entries and the new video. Happy Halloween and keep up the good work dude
4:07 Game Freak looking at Verlisify Making that Entry
it was only a matter of time before we got something like zoroark's entry, next up is one for ditto.
Love The Intro TheJWits
Imediately started itching after you read the Mareanie entry. Good stuff XD
Bouffalant's entry reminds me of how when male lions lose in a fight for dominance over the pride, its mane falls out. Golduck's makes it sound more kappa-like since the first generation.
More weird and creepy Pokédex entries thank you jwittz
I caught a Malimar when I was first playing through the game and because of its pokedex entree I totally thought it was gonna have some sorta minor plot relevance like be a key part of some evil plan the legendary wolfs battled against in the past lmao
Hyped for this video
Ok its confermed james is super human he can withstand multipule bites by his marinie without clawing away at his skin
You should have a billion subs just for putting that LOTR part in. Bless you, king.
The series continues!
Oh I love that new intro for the channel.
Welcome back!
A JWittz video on youtube? About Pokemon? WHAT YEAR IS THIS? Great video though, hope to see more of you in the future.
Your Ditto costume was AMAZING!
This is the only "pokemon" channel i'm still subscribed to way after i was into pokemon games, if this isn't a statement to the quality of this channel i don't know what is
Some great edits in this one!
I was waiting for this for the last year... booyah
Full of great humor as always
Happy Halloween, Jwittz.
Mareanie’s Pokédex entry just described eczema. I’ve already been cursed with endless itching, Mareanie! You have no power over me!
see you next year TheJWittz for another pokemon episode.
So what the Pokédex is saying is that Malamar might’ve caused/influenced the Darkest Day, the invention of the Ultimate Weapon, the fight between the 2 Unovan kings, and also Volo summoning Giratina?
Golduck's Shield Dex entry makes more sense when you consider that Golduck is based on the Kappa, a water demon that is said to drown anyone who swims in the rivers and lakes it inhabits.
Apparently I’m just the oblivious sorts, but when you mentioned Zoroak’s entry my first thought was, like, transforming into an old family friend or someone who passed away or something. Someone to talk to when no one is there elsewise.
Honestly the best part of the video is the Orc saying “Looks like meats back on the menu boys!” In J’s voice!
I like this writing!
Great video
0:49 why did that sync so well
Yes!!! The return of the Ditto Halloween costume!😂😂
Spooky scary Pokemon send shivers down your spine.
I haven't seen your videos in forever why do I still remember the fluid slurping
It's back baby
Dude, Piccolo's been tossing off his cape long before Rock Lee got those armbands.
The last time I was this early... Omega Ruby was fresh
Christ, that Mienshao imagery, I CAN'T
I was streaming the other day catching pokemon in the crown tundra and reading the dex entries as I caught them. I mentioned that you needed to do a new creepy dex entries because I was running across a good number of creepy entries.
3:54 There's Scyther who can't fly flying.
Missed you man
The way my foot had started itching the entry before mareanie 😳
That meats back on the menu bit made me laugh, cause it was so onixpected.
That "meat is back on the menu" thing got me lol
The way he perfectly lip synced that clip though. Lmao
5:38
All I can think of is that Nick Cage Ghost Rider Movie when he does the Pennance Stare
Looking forward to hear JWittz talk about a pokemon who likes to eats carrots grown next to a grave.
“Looks like meat’s back on the menu boys!” Love the excitement.
G-max (rapid strike) Urshifu after looking at antagonist:
*Well boys i did it, evil is no more*