The Day Deathworlders Decided to Stop Pretending to be Civilized Anymore | HFY | Sci Fi Stories
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 24 ธ.ค. 2024
- Experience the hilarious aftermath when humanity finally drops their "civilized" act in front of the Galactic Council! Watch as coffee-fueled humans turn a pirate attack into an impromptu workout session, complete with zero-gravity parkour and weaponized hot sauce.
⭐ In this story:
• Space Pirates learn why Earth is classified as a Death World
• Humans demonstrate "alternative" uses for exercise equipment
• The galaxy discovers why coffee is humanity's secret weapon
• Bureaucracy meets chaos in the most human way possible
• Dad jokes become an official combat technique
The Day Deathworlders Decided to Stop Pretending to be Civilized Anymore | HFY | Sci Fi Stories
🎭 Genre: HFY (Humanity, F*ck Yeah!) | Science Fiction | Comedy
📖 Type: Original Story | Space Opera | Alien Perspective
🔍 Keywords: #HFY #ScienceFiction #SpaceOpera #Deathworlders #HumanityFY #AlienPerspective #SpacePirates #SciFiStory #HumansAreSpace #FirstContact
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DISCLAIMER: This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to actual alien species, living or crystalline, is purely coincidental. No pirates were permanently traumatized in the making of this story.
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"Weaponizing bad humor" is the most human thing ever.
Was far too easy too imagine 😂
The fact that when they got control of the comms and didn't start blasting Free Bird is wat some would call "Restraint for fear of Intergalactic war crimes"
'fortunate son' by CCR might have been a better choice.
There are two types of humans.
1) Those that read the rules and regulations so they can follow them to the letter
2) Those that read the rules and regulations so they can break all the rules
1 and 2 often switch, depending on circumstances.
I would argue there's a third type= Those that read the rules and regulations, so they defy them by following them by the word but not the spirit. Also known as Malicious Compliance.
i wanna argue for a fourth type of human seeing as i am one of those fourth types. the type that dont read the rules and regulations because they dont care. also known as punks or anarchists. these aliens would lose their minds discovering punk culture.
I believe that fourth type that KagaiYami mentions would be: those that don't care about rules and regulations and do as they will within the parameters of what they can get away with. I think a lot of good people fall within the 3rd type that Katzztar mentions below in order to protect themselves and family whereas many criminals fall into the 4th type.
5th type: Those who follow the rules... mostly. But bend them at will depending on circumstances.
"yipee kay yay motherf*ckers" or "this is sparta" being shout during a space battle is one of the most hilarious thing I could ever imagine
Xeno's discover the most dangerous human weapon of all..... Malicious Compliance. :)
"They actually follow the rules"
Human: *devious smile and giggle*
When my brother was in the military he read the tattoo regulations to the T. Maxed out what he could do and got a tribal band looking thing on his arm. When the Sargent went to tell him something he pulled out the book that he had already tabbed to the tattoo regulation page and read it to him
7:12 “Rodriguez’s smile would’ve made a shark file a copyright infringement lawsuit.” 😂😂😂
i definetly NOT write that down
choked on my drink listening to this one lmao omg so good!
I loved how she was filing out the "proper" paperwork before the 1st "shot" was fired. And malicious compliance is my favorite compliance.
The most disturbing thing about humanity is clearly not our taste in condiments nor our exercise routine...it is our ability as LAWYERS! THE MOST EVIL THING IN THE UNIVERSE!!
I love how "Let The Bodies Hit the Floor" is now a religious anthem. 🤣😂🤣😂💀
Excellent! I was chuckling through almost the entire story. Well done! My favorite was, "yippy-kai-yay, mother fu... (static)".
"Bodies" is a War Anthem! Love it 😂
There was another story that used the stomp stomp clap, stomp stomp clap as the war cry for humans to take action. And boy did they 🤣
No dad jokes during combat?
That's inhumane!
Good story, but my GOD, the AI readback is just awful. Find one that can actually keep a proper cadence next time...this was almost unlistinable because of it.
Yeah agreed, same with horror stories or reddit stories channels, its just super lazy to use an AI voiceover, its not like they also take the time to write the story, its all already made, least you could do is read it yourself
Personally I set the playback speed to 125%. Gives a better audio reads.
Although they’ve added breath to the sound which is a hell of a good touch.
I wish you anti-AI nuts would shove it where it doesn't belong, and go someplace else.
Let a Human read the Stories!!!!
THIS IS SPARTA. LOL
Excellent story. Glad the "hold my beer" energy persists into the future
"Percussive diplomacy, with a smile!"
That counsel really has taken a lot of fun out of disarming pirates on interstellar routes!
Galaxtic advice regarding humans number 12, when they start humming a song called "let the bodies hit the floor", be very VERY afraid.
Be more afraid when the speakers start playing freebird
Very intertaining. I laughed out loud at some of the antics. Who knew aliens were so wimpy?
300 as a historical documentary is crazy
Well it was based on an actually battle.
@PyroMancer2k yes but the movie and the comic are pure fiction
@@ShAdoWj1995so is this story 😂
This was actually pretty damn good.
10:22 Oh, that line is gold!
20:26, eyepatch 😂😂😂😂 now, this was great. I'd love to see it done in anime.
For diplomatic reason, of course
😂😂😂😂
I can't stop chuckling! Not a care in the world, and kicking ass at the same time!😂😂😂😂😅😅
I have not smiled so much as listening to this video, well done.
NN or ASN narrating this would make it a classic. Thank you. UKUK
She had paperwork on everything they did lol
My lungs 🫁 hurt, oh the laughter. 😂
The editor in me wants to fix the errors in these stories. But they are wonderful hearing them read out. Looking forward to hearing more!
"Oh, and I should probably warn you about lieutenants Leo Major and William Bishop there . . . they're Canadians, this counts as war, so . . ."
"Hello, Bonjour, and WE AREN'T SORRY ANYMORE! ON NE REGRETTE RIEN!" cry Major and Bishop . . .
"Oh dear . . . well, I did warn you . . ."
Ten minutes later, the Galactic Council universally decrees "We recognise the humans called Canadian as a very polite people, so PLEAAAAASE KEEP THEM THAT WAY!"
Ok this one made me chuckle a bit, almost sounds like a typical Tuesday for "the Merry Band of Pirates"😂
Oh how absolutely wonderful! I have not laughed like this in a week. I would like to see more please.
props to the person that wrote this one! absolutely hilarious!!
Gosh this would make a good movie so many good movies
Beautiful sense of humor 😂
Now this one was Funny!🤣🤣🤣🤣
Funny love it❤❤
I'll be sure to play Bodies for ambiance the next time I feel like putting my brother in his place lmfao.
This is not the first time I've heard Earth being classified as a death world. This was a funny and entertaining story. Good job.
Dad jokes! 😮
Absolutely hilarious 😂😂video😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤
Coffee = industrial solvent 😂
This is brilliant. What a laugh for Sunday morning.
madness..
THIS
IS
MINECRAFT!
Listen i understand using AI pictures for this but that coffe mug just FLOATING in the air at 2:14 is making me whezee.
Why? Its the future
You must be an alien, to be so perturbed at a simple hot beverage container reacting to antigravity as a suggestion.
lool another set of aliens that didn't do their homework
Retief would be proud. (See Keith Laumer)
The fact that they didn't make a reference to thunderdome sadness me a bit, ARE YOU READY TO RUMBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hilarious!
Rodriguez and Chen, just need Tuesday morning!
Actually, if this was *all* That Extreme for none terrans...
This was very admirable of the humans.
Also, I want to know what is the default evolution path to sapience...
I love these
Highly enjoyable
Love the story. Wish the reading was better.
Can we just get all of these stories as a tv show, movie series or a game franchise already?
The leather Starfleet uniform look really cool.
thats called the imperial federation uniform from the alternate star trek universe also know as the dark trek universe were mankind is basically the nazi's on steroids
"F around, and find out."
AI authored or not- this was funny!
Super funny
More emotion from AI reading would be really nice. As it is , it's flat and running sentences without any kind of infliction . Otherwise it's a good story.
It is against the rules to inflict inflections on non-human species while in the midst of a pirate induced crossfit event.
Clever 😂
11:11 xoxo Godbless xoxo
whats hilarious to me, is its clear that none of these people are punks, they're military through and through. i wanna read a story about these aliens first contact with punks who have also been through the military.
Malicious compliance at it's best.
Funny! Thanks.
Give humans half a chance and they all turn into Spider-Man
very good many chuckles
Premature Molting is sooo embarrassing 😳😂😂🤪
Id just like to point out that 'Peppers' are actually fruit, because they have seeds. minds galacticly blown, your welcome
I haven't laughed so hard since the time, decades ago as a young soldier, we had some fun with a group of terrorists that tried to infiltrate our position.
Are these AI created stories? I have to give it to AI these Scifi stories are awesome
That first meeting sounded like a jobsite safety meeting! They worship OSHA like little bootlickers! 😂
Ghost peppers would only work on mammalian species though.
Drowning Pool as a religious hymn hahah.
Speed up the playback to 1.25 or 1.5. It's much easier on the ears.
😂👍
Wow! I should not drink wine in the Sun and listen to these stories. I could swear that whole sentences were repeated.
Id have used in the hall of the mountain king instead of flight of the bumblebee
I like your choice.
"weekly" or weakly, and many other errors , "side" said, "hurting" hurling, "zhtl zh tall zh tell h taal" real name ?
In an other video it didn't spell a specific name the same way twice xD
It was hilarious
😆😅🤣😂🤣🤣😅
laughed my ass off on this one....as a former two time loser...ie i served in both the usn and usar...i can relate to all those regulations.
"Sporting Grins that would make several predatory species fiel for evolutionary reclassification as herbivores."
WHERE ARE YOU?
*drops down hanging upside down.* here.
GAahH!
Really should get a real narrator that can do the intonation and rhythm correctly.
Funny😂
Funny
HUMAN HOSTAGE
BEINDAET CHEN SUBDULAHD IN ZO GRAVITY to subluate: a pirate in zero gravity
SALIAR SERENITY
man, AI-generated text in images is so weird
Personally, I find the most disturbing thing about human behavior is to utilize janky AI narrators, instead of putting out a call for humans trained in voice-over to narrate their stories, which could only raise the quality of their channels, and make them stand out above their competitors.
Does the AI also write the video title? Someone with enough knowledge of the English language to write fiction should also understand that the "anymore" in the title is redundant.
This is the best one I've read yet. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Amazingly BAD 😂
Attache' not attached.
why are they wearing voyager uniforms
Simple, AI can at this time only utilize images from existing data found on internet databases.
The "Static" is very annoying.
Remembering someone bringing this up as a hum lmao 😂
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I got all excited and went to a yawning festival..........boooorrring
I hate these ChatGPT stories what the hell man
Hey, $10 a video and I’ll be your new voice
This has even more wishful thinking than the most popular books of fairy tales.
Still amusing 😅
Ai slop