The Day Deathworlders Decided to Stop Pretending to be Civilized Anymore | HFY | Sci Fi Stories

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  • Experience the hilarious aftermath when humanity finally drops their "civilized" act in front of the Galactic Council! Watch as coffee-fueled humans turn a pirate attack into an impromptu workout session, complete with zero-gravity parkour and weaponized hot sauce.
    ⭐ In this story:
    • Space Pirates learn why Earth is classified as a Death World
    • Humans demonstrate "alternative" uses for exercise equipment
    • The galaxy discovers why coffee is humanity's secret weapon
    • Bureaucracy meets chaos in the most human way possible
    • Dad jokes become an official combat technique
    The Day Deathworlders Decided to Stop Pretending to be Civilized Anymore | HFY | Sci Fi Stories
    🎭 Genre: HFY (Humanity, F*ck Yeah!) | Science Fiction | Comedy
    📖 Type: Original Story | Space Opera | Alien Perspective
    🔍 Keywords: #HFY #ScienceFiction #SpaceOpera #Deathworlders #HumanityFY #AlienPerspective #SpacePirates #SciFiStory #HumansAreSpace #FirstContact
    🎯 If you enjoyed this tale of human "diplomacy," check out our other HFY stories in the playlist!
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    DISCLAIMER: This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to actual alien species, living or crystalline, is purely coincidental. No pirates were permanently traumatized in the making of this story.
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ความคิดเห็น • 142

  • @mikkelnpetersen
    @mikkelnpetersen หลายเดือนก่อน +81

    "Weaponizing bad humor" is the most human thing ever.

    • @Allantitan
      @Allantitan หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Was far too easy too imagine 😂

  • @treyhippensteal921
    @treyhippensteal921 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +40

    The fact that when they got control of the comms and didn't start blasting Free Bird is wat some would call "Restraint for fear of Intergalactic war crimes"

    • @troymoore7537
      @troymoore7537 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      'fortunate son' by CCR might have been a better choice.

  • @gabrielcusack-mercedez8859
    @gabrielcusack-mercedez8859 หลายเดือนก่อน +58

    There are two types of humans.
    1) Those that read the rules and regulations so they can follow them to the letter
    2) Those that read the rules and regulations so they can break all the rules

    • @verilyheld
      @verilyheld 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      1 and 2 often switch, depending on circumstances.

    • @Katzztar
      @Katzztar 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      I would argue there's a third type= Those that read the rules and regulations, so they defy them by following them by the word but not the spirit. Also known as Malicious Compliance.

    • @KagaiYami
      @KagaiYami 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      i wanna argue for a fourth type of human seeing as i am one of those fourth types. the type that dont read the rules and regulations because they dont care. also known as punks or anarchists. these aliens would lose their minds discovering punk culture.

    • @John-ic3ld
      @John-ic3ld 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I believe that fourth type that KagaiYami mentions would be: those that don't care about rules and regulations and do as they will within the parameters of what they can get away with. I think a lot of good people fall within the 3rd type that Katzztar mentions below in order to protect themselves and family whereas many criminals fall into the 4th type.

    • @virtualatheist
      @virtualatheist 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      5th type: Those who follow the rules... mostly. But bend them at will depending on circumstances.

  • @kira68200
    @kira68200 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

    "yipee kay yay motherf*ckers" or "this is sparta" being shout during a space battle is one of the most hilarious thing I could ever imagine

  • @PyroMancer2k
    @PyroMancer2k หลายเดือนก่อน +63

    Xeno's discover the most dangerous human weapon of all..... Malicious Compliance. :)

    • @mikkelnpetersen
      @mikkelnpetersen หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      "They actually follow the rules"
      Human: *devious smile and giggle*

    • @LostSonata
      @LostSonata 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      When my brother was in the military he read the tattoo regulations to the T. Maxed out what he could do and got a tribal band looking thing on his arm. When the Sargent went to tell him something he pulled out the book that he had already tabbed to the tattoo regulation page and read it to him

  • @andrewatts7425
    @andrewatts7425 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

    7:12 “Rodriguez’s smile would’ve made a shark file a copyright infringement lawsuit.” 😂😂😂

    • @extremchiller410
      @extremchiller410 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      i definetly NOT write that down

    • @talisredstar1543
      @talisredstar1543 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      choked on my drink listening to this one lmao omg so good!

  • @Raggmopp-xl7yf
    @Raggmopp-xl7yf 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    I loved how she was filing out the "proper" paperwork before the 1st "shot" was fired. And malicious compliance is my favorite compliance.

  • @Crimethoughtfull
    @Crimethoughtfull หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    The most disturbing thing about humanity is clearly not our taste in condiments nor our exercise routine...it is our ability as LAWYERS! THE MOST EVIL THING IN THE UNIVERSE!!

  • @dieseljester
    @dieseljester 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

    I love how "Let The Bodies Hit the Floor" is now a religious anthem. 🤣😂🤣😂💀

  • @devildog17013
    @devildog17013 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

    Excellent! I was chuckling through almost the entire story. Well done! My favorite was, "yippy-kai-yay, mother fu... (static)".

  • @kevindale694
    @kevindale694 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    "Bodies" is a War Anthem! Love it 😂

    • @stevenswitzer5154
      @stevenswitzer5154 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      There was another story that used the stomp stomp clap, stomp stomp clap as the war cry for humans to take action. And boy did they 🤣

  • @jakeand9020
    @jakeand9020 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    No dad jokes during combat?
    That's inhumane!

  • @samsignorelli
    @samsignorelli หลายเดือนก่อน +88

    Good story, but my GOD, the AI readback is just awful. Find one that can actually keep a proper cadence next time...this was almost unlistinable because of it.

    • @Digiimon
      @Digiimon หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Yeah agreed, same with horror stories or reddit stories channels, its just super lazy to use an AI voiceover, its not like they also take the time to write the story, its all already made, least you could do is read it yourself

    • @michellebarnhill5130
      @michellebarnhill5130 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Personally I set the playback speed to 125%. Gives a better audio reads.

    • @ozramblue117
      @ozramblue117 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Although they’ve added breath to the sound which is a hell of a good touch.

    • @keithfaulkner6319
      @keithfaulkner6319 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I wish you anti-AI nuts would shove it where it doesn't belong, and go someplace else.

    • @heihe26
      @heihe26 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Let a Human read the Stories!!!!

  • @williamgore7309
    @williamgore7309 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

    THIS IS SPARTA. LOL

  • @stevenswitzer5154
    @stevenswitzer5154 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

    Excellent story. Glad the "hold my beer" energy persists into the future

  • @geraldfrost4710
    @geraldfrost4710 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    "Percussive diplomacy, with a smile!"

  • @stephengonzalez5578
    @stephengonzalez5578 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

    That counsel really has taken a lot of fun out of disarming pirates on interstellar routes!

  • @mikkelnpetersen
    @mikkelnpetersen หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Galaxtic advice regarding humans number 12, when they start humming a song called "let the bodies hit the floor", be very VERY afraid.

    • @lefterismplanas4977
      @lefterismplanas4977 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Be more afraid when the speakers start playing freebird

  • @sarge12212
    @sarge12212 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    Very intertaining. I laughed out loud at some of the antics. Who knew aliens were so wimpy?

  • @ShAdoWj1995
    @ShAdoWj1995 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    300 as a historical documentary is crazy

    • @PyroMancer2k
      @PyroMancer2k หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Well it was based on an actually battle.

    • @ShAdoWj1995
      @ShAdoWj1995 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @PyroMancer2k yes but the movie and the comic are pure fiction

    • @voctorfloud9341
      @voctorfloud9341 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ShAdoWj1995so is this story 😂

  • @timconner7693
    @timconner7693 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    This was actually pretty damn good.

  • @DireTacoman
    @DireTacoman หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    10:22 Oh, that line is gold!

  • @EddieLopez711
    @EddieLopez711 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    20:26, eyepatch 😂😂😂😂 now, this was great. I'd love to see it done in anime.

  • @Bateman0983
    @Bateman0983 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

    For diplomatic reason, of course

  • @marysmith-ps7uj
    @marysmith-ps7uj หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    I can't stop chuckling! Not a care in the world, and kicking ass at the same time!😂😂😂😂😅😅

  • @basildaoust2821
    @basildaoust2821 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I have not smiled so much as listening to this video, well done.

  • @timobrien2813
    @timobrien2813 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    NN or ASN narrating this would make it a classic. Thank you. UKUK

  • @bradchesser2211
    @bradchesser2211 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    She had paperwork on everything they did lol

  • @andrewreynolds8395
    @andrewreynolds8395 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    My lungs 🫁 hurt, oh the laughter. 😂

  • @Kialei
    @Kialei 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The editor in me wants to fix the errors in these stories. But they are wonderful hearing them read out. Looking forward to hearing more!

  • @verilyheld
    @verilyheld 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    "Oh, and I should probably warn you about lieutenants Leo Major and William Bishop there . . . they're Canadians, this counts as war, so . . ."
    "Hello, Bonjour, and WE AREN'T SORRY ANYMORE! ON NE REGRETTE RIEN!" cry Major and Bishop . . .
    "Oh dear . . . well, I did warn you . . ."
    Ten minutes later, the Galactic Council universally decrees "We recognise the humans called Canadian as a very polite people, so PLEAAAAASE KEEP THEM THAT WAY!"

  • @chrisdodds9049
    @chrisdodds9049 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Ok this one made me chuckle a bit, almost sounds like a typical Tuesday for "the Merry Band of Pirates"😂

  • @jeffreyshreve1277
    @jeffreyshreve1277 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Oh how absolutely wonderful! I have not laughed like this in a week. I would like to see more please.

  • @troymoore7537
    @troymoore7537 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

    props to the person that wrote this one! absolutely hilarious!!

  • @brendenpowderham6777
    @brendenpowderham6777 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Gosh this would make a good movie so many good movies

  • @stacybender4414
    @stacybender4414 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Beautiful sense of humor 😂

  • @russell5078084
    @russell5078084 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Now this one was Funny!🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @WilfredRubalcaba
    @WilfredRubalcaba หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Funny love it❤❤

  • @CesarACastillo
    @CesarACastillo หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I'll be sure to play Bodies for ambiance the next time I feel like putting my brother in his place lmfao.

  • @Zathurious
    @Zathurious 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

    This is not the first time I've heard Earth being classified as a death world. This was a funny and entertaining story. Good job.

  • @sankarroy6537
    @sankarroy6537 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Dad jokes! 😮

  • @michalwintz7083
    @michalwintz7083 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Absolutely hilarious 😂😂video😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤

  • @warrentrueman8892
    @warrentrueman8892 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Coffee = industrial solvent 😂

  • @mothmagic1
    @mothmagic1 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    This is brilliant. What a laugh for Sunday morning.

  • @samuelramirez4985
    @samuelramirez4985 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    madness..
    THIS
    IS
    MINECRAFT!

  • @Currently_Evil
    @Currently_Evil 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Listen i understand using AI pictures for this but that coffe mug just FLOATING in the air at 2:14 is making me whezee.

    • @lefterismplanas4977
      @lefterismplanas4977 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Why? Its the future

    • @j.t.harrison3203
      @j.t.harrison3203 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      You must be an alien, to be so perturbed at a simple hot beverage container reacting to antigravity as a suggestion.

  • @dorugu
    @dorugu หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    lool another set of aliens that didn't do their homework

  • @jerrylane1073
    @jerrylane1073 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Retief would be proud. (See Keith Laumer)

  • @northwolfb.a.d3828
    @northwolfb.a.d3828 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The fact that they didn't make a reference to thunderdome sadness me a bit, ARE YOU READY TO RUMBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @georges8348
    @georges8348 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Hilarious!

  • @aragnee1
    @aragnee1 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Rodriguez and Chen, just need Tuesday morning!

  • @fanOmry
    @fanOmry หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Actually, if this was *all* That Extreme for none terrans...
    This was very admirable of the humans.
    Also, I want to know what is the default evolution path to sapience...

  • @CountryMetal01
    @CountryMetal01 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I love these

  • @maximusmeridius1240
    @maximusmeridius1240 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Highly enjoyable

  • @jameswoods8849
    @jameswoods8849 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Love the story. Wish the reading was better.

  • @swordracer
    @swordracer 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Can we just get all of these stories as a tv show, movie series or a game franchise already?

  • @michaelpettersson4919
    @michaelpettersson4919 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The leather Starfleet uniform look really cool.

    • @YoLo-bb2vc
      @YoLo-bb2vc หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      thats called the imperial federation uniform from the alternate star trek universe also know as the dark trek universe were mankind is basically the nazi's on steroids

  • @EdricLysharae
    @EdricLysharae หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "F around, and find out."

  • @sandeepsaxena3364
    @sandeepsaxena3364 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

    AI authored or not- this was funny!

  • @Trafficaloco
    @Trafficaloco 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Super funny

  • @juanitamoore3217
    @juanitamoore3217 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    More emotion from AI reading would be really nice. As it is , it's flat and running sentences without any kind of infliction . Otherwise it's a good story.

    • @j.t.harrison3203
      @j.t.harrison3203 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      It is against the rules to inflict inflections on non-human species while in the midst of a pirate induced crossfit event.

  • @joannejohnson7006
    @joannejohnson7006 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Clever 😂

  • @paulh6949
    @paulh6949 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

    11:11 xoxo Godbless xoxo

  • @KagaiYami
    @KagaiYami 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

    whats hilarious to me, is its clear that none of these people are punks, they're military through and through. i wanna read a story about these aliens first contact with punks who have also been through the military.

  • @tranquilthoughts7233
    @tranquilthoughts7233 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Malicious compliance at it's best.

  • @WilliamCairnes-fi2po
    @WilliamCairnes-fi2po หลายเดือนก่อน

    Funny! Thanks.

  • @kazeryu4834
    @kazeryu4834 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Give humans half a chance and they all turn into Spider-Man

  • @myriljnewton5297
    @myriljnewton5297 หลายเดือนก่อน

    very good many chuckles

  • @Apocalypse_Meow...
    @Apocalypse_Meow... 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Premature Molting is sooo embarrassing 😳😂😂🤪

  • @koneko-6057
    @koneko-6057 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Id just like to point out that 'Peppers' are actually fruit, because they have seeds. minds galacticly blown, your welcome

  • @westonhorn789
    @westonhorn789 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I haven't laughed so hard since the time, decades ago as a young soldier, we had some fun with a group of terrorists that tried to infiltrate our position.

  • @mikey08857
    @mikey08857 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Are these AI created stories? I have to give it to AI these Scifi stories are awesome

  • @glundgren2097
    @glundgren2097 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

    That first meeting sounded like a jobsite safety meeting! They worship OSHA like little bootlickers! 😂

  • @lieutenantkettch
    @lieutenantkettch หลายเดือนก่อน

    Ghost peppers would only work on mammalian species though.

  • @chrisgoblin4857
    @chrisgoblin4857 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Drowning Pool as a religious hymn hahah.

  • @rebeccascott6508
    @rebeccascott6508 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Speed up the playback to 1.25 or 1.5. It's much easier on the ears.

  • @luciparadise6781
    @luciparadise6781 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    😂👍

  • @GimmieTheGaff
    @GimmieTheGaff หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Wow! I should not drink wine in the Sun and listen to these stories. I could swear that whole sentences were repeated.

  • @no_sleep_animation3707
    @no_sleep_animation3707 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Id have used in the hall of the mountain king instead of flight of the bumblebee

  • @jyvben1520
    @jyvben1520 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "weekly" or weakly, and many other errors , "side" said, "hurting" hurling, "zhtl zh tall zh tell h taal" real name ?

    • @lefterismplanas4977
      @lefterismplanas4977 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      In an other video it didn't spell a specific name the same way twice xD
      It was hilarious

  • @M-slash61
    @M-slash61 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

    😆😅🤣😂🤣🤣😅

  • @shannonriley8299
    @shannonriley8299 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

    laughed my ass off on this one....as a former two time loser...ie i served in both the usn and usar...i can relate to all those regulations.

  • @talisredstar1543
    @talisredstar1543 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

    "Sporting Grins that would make several predatory species fiel for evolutionary reclassification as herbivores."
    WHERE ARE YOU?
    *drops down hanging upside down.* here.
    GAahH!

  • @HylanderSB
    @HylanderSB 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Really should get a real narrator that can do the intonation and rhythm correctly.

  • @beverlyannshepard9691
    @beverlyannshepard9691 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Funny😂

  • @gazman50s
    @gazman50s หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Funny

  • @NikkiTheViolist
    @NikkiTheViolist 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

    HUMAN HOSTAGE
    BEINDAET CHEN SUBDULAHD IN ZO GRAVITY to subluate: a pirate in zero gravity
    SALIAR SERENITY
    man, AI-generated text in images is so weird

  • @ex-navyspook
    @ex-navyspook 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Personally, I find the most disturbing thing about human behavior is to utilize janky AI narrators, instead of putting out a call for humans trained in voice-over to narrate their stories, which could only raise the quality of their channels, and make them stand out above their competitors.

  • @tonyleukering8832
    @tonyleukering8832 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Does the AI also write the video title? Someone with enough knowledge of the English language to write fiction should also understand that the "anymore" in the title is redundant.

  • @SergioMollari
    @SergioMollari หลายเดือนก่อน

    This is the best one I've read yet. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jpatchin7405
    @jpatchin7405 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Amazingly BAD 😂

  • @marshutch3931
    @marshutch3931 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Attache' not attached.

  • @zarb88
    @zarb88 หลายเดือนก่อน

    why are they wearing voyager uniforms

    • @j.t.harrison3203
      @j.t.harrison3203 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Simple, AI can at this time only utilize images from existing data found on internet databases.

  • @netgod3com-FUYouTube
    @netgod3com-FUYouTube หลายเดือนก่อน

    The "Static" is very annoying.

  • @AngelKucheravy
    @AngelKucheravy 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Remembering someone bringing this up as a hum lmao 😂
    th-cam.com/video/e8-sMJZTYf0/w-d-xo.htmlsi=YElbzYoXMSaguWo7

  • @jareth7456
    @jareth7456 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I got all excited and went to a yawning festival..........boooorrring

  • @winstongunnels4807
    @winstongunnels4807 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I hate these ChatGPT stories what the hell man

  • @asherking5863
    @asherking5863 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Hey, $10 a video and I’ll be your new voice

  • @louseveryann2181
    @louseveryann2181 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This has even more wishful thinking than the most popular books of fairy tales.

  • @warriorpope8724
    @warriorpope8724 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Ai slop