“I haven’t even begun to violate diplomatic protocols…..yet” Is at least in the top 10 scariest things a mother can say when their child is either missing or hurt and I pity any xeno who took her son
The Thunderchild - the only ship that could make the Martians tremble! 😆 Such a fantastic story, bringing back memories of so many 80's songs. The galaxy learned one important lesson: never make a mother mad, especially by taking her child. Because mothers always know everything! 😆😆👍👍
A mother threatening to send your browser history to your respective mothers? Isn't that forbidden as torterous blackmail under nearly any treaty ever signed?
No, You're confusing, " what should be reality " with " what's the minimum politicians can get away with ". It's an easy mistake to make. we've nearly all, myself included, done it at least once.
I had a mother like her. You wore a hat inside or put it on the dinner table,she would come out of nowhere like a ninja and clip you across the ear.Been years since she has passed and i still can't put a hat on a table or wear it inside. Love you, mum.
Then you are going to love this channel. Out of all the channels in this niche, this is one of the only ones that has a shit tonne of humour in majority of their stories!!
I love how it's kind of implied that her son completely expected their mom to save them in such dramatic and chaotic fashion. Given the mother's comment about her son making 3 sarcastic comments within the last hour, along with her son, saying, Mom, is that you causing all this chaos. Which is making me picture something like the son, saying well. looks like my mom is here to pick us up. well, all of their classmates are just confused as hell about what the heck is going on
Excellent story and oh so accurate. Every male ever born always knows that whatever you did, your mother knows about it long before you even thought about it. Her mind is on another level that makes Dr. Who look like a naughty boy. The only reason mother doesn’t stop you screwing up is that she wants to allow you a bit more rope and time to confess before she starts posting your browser history and your baby pictures to every social media platform that’s ever existed or might exist. [I did mention Dr. Who - where do you think he got the TARDIS? His mother bought him one for a graduation present]. Edit - make sure you always make time to call/visit your mother. Even if she’s no longer alive you can be sure that she’s keeping an eye on you, so the best thought to keep in mind is “mother always knows best” and would she be proud about whatever stupidity you’re about to get yourself into…………you have been warned.
The Thunderchild the only ship to make Martians week in the knees, LOl a wonderful story and so good to remember so many 80's songs. The Galaxy learnt a lesson Never piss of a Mother by kidnapping her kid and Mothers always know all.😆😆👍👍
Crazy, wild, and super funny story. Kidnapping research should have included information on the consequences of kidnapping human children. Especially if the mother of one child had the command codes to some really big gun and a lovely music library of some fantastic golden oldies.
Interesting story and wondering how a species things they can classify an ion trail something that every ship traveling through space can see on their scanners. Reprogrammed cleaning robots as any earthling knows its not just the spinning moves that can be destructive but the cleaning tools and chemicals as well.. OK those last cleaning robots might of been a little too cruel. Ponders what earth mother doesn't have a knowledge of Earth's most embarrassing songs
uh oh i think that chrimson dominion will have a verry verry bad day soon :) they shgould've read the mom bout earthj mothers before kidnapping her kid :) edit: well one thig is certain they'll nvr ever do that again :)
This was one of the funniest stories I’ve heard in a while.
A Very Refreshing Change, now let's not overdo it
“I haven’t even begun to violate diplomatic protocols…..yet”
Is at least in the top 10 scariest things a mother can say when their child is either missing or hurt and I pity any xeno who took her son
The Thunderchild - the only ship that could make the Martians tremble! 😆 Such a fantastic story, bringing back memories of so many 80's songs. The galaxy learned one important lesson: never make a mother mad, especially by taking her child. Because mothers always know everything! 😆😆👍👍
A mother threatening to send your browser history to your respective mothers? Isn't that forbidden as torterous blackmail under nearly any treaty ever signed?
No, You're confusing, " what should be reality " with " what's the minimum politicians can get away with ". It's an easy mistake to make. we've nearly all, myself included, done it at least once.
@@RayRatchford Pardon? I don't get your answer. I am confused now...
And?
@@Asperger0815 translation I think he’s saying they f’ed around and found out
Lmao
I had a mother like her. You wore a hat inside or put it on the dinner table,she would come out of nowhere like a ninja and clip you across the ear.Been years since she has passed and i still can't put a hat on a table or wear it inside. Love you, mum.
I have a vision of ghost telling don't you dare put that hat on table
@@niyablake she probably does
My mom was like that. I sure miss her
I love this story! It’s the first story I’ve listened to that got me to LOL! Keep up the good work!
Then you are going to love this channel. Out of all the channels in this niche, this is one of the only ones that has a shit tonne of humour in majority of their stories!!
I love how it's kind of implied that her son completely expected their mom to save them in such dramatic and chaotic fashion. Given the mother's comment about her son making 3 sarcastic comments within the last hour, along with her son, saying, Mom, is that you causing all this chaos. Which is making me picture something like the son, saying well. looks like my mom is here to pick us up. well, all of their classmates are just confused as hell about what the heck is going on
this story is absolutely fantastic moral of the story never mess with a mother and her young she could go SUPERNOVA ono someone!!!
Excellent story and oh so accurate. Every male ever born always knows that whatever you did, your mother knows about it long before you even thought about it. Her mind is on another level that makes Dr. Who look like a naughty boy. The only reason mother doesn’t stop you screwing up is that she wants to allow you a bit more rope and time to confess before she starts posting your browser history and your baby pictures to every social media platform that’s ever existed or might exist. [I did mention Dr. Who - where do you think he got the TARDIS? His mother bought him one for a graduation present].
Edit - make sure you always make time to call/visit your mother. Even if she’s no longer alive you can be sure that she’s keeping an eye on you, so the best thought to keep in mind is “mother always knows best” and would she be proud about whatever stupidity you’re about to get yourself into…………you have been warned.
The Thunderchild the only ship to make Martians week in the knees, LOl a wonderful story and so good to remember so many 80's songs. The Galaxy learnt a lesson Never piss of a Mother by kidnapping her kid and Mothers always know all.😆😆👍👍
Nod to war of the worlds- thunderchild
Yea... the mothers are terrifying...
Omg that was so funny and scary at the same time!!!
*Wheezing so hard that my longs hurt* I love this one so much! 😂🤣
Until she sends your browser history to your mom.
Bloody hilarious 😂 😂
Shaving and listening to this t
History is a dangerous combination 😂😂😂
Crazy, wild, and super funny story. Kidnapping research should have included information on the consequences of kidnapping human children. Especially if the mother of one child had the command codes to some really big gun and a lovely music library of some fantastic golden oldies.
Oh, thank you such a humorous entertaining story😂😂😂!
20:28 Damn you Rick Astley!
Can't beat aliens getting Rick-rolled !!
Should have been (mama bear protocol) 😂
Agree
I am bloidy loving these stories
The story of Mama Bear protecting her cubs.
Mess with her offspring, and Mama becomes Mama Bear. After that, you have only yourself to blame for what follows
Amazing how so many of these stories feature a Star Wars Imperial Star Destroyer in one of the images!
Rumer has it several Galaxy's have now traded all there guns for roses .
Awesome
you must have grabbed my play list of songs
My wife is now shearing this in 24 Dimensions.
Really like this one cheers
I love these ones. Never had a parent care like that. Nice to pretend for a moment.
that was very funny, and good therapy.
love this so much, sat laughing my ass off.
Excellent story.!!
Best title ever
Welcome to the Jungle is 20th century.
A pure genius story.🎼
Interesting story and wondering how a species things they can classify an ion trail something that every ship traveling through space can see on their scanners. Reprogrammed cleaning robots as any earthling knows its not just the spinning moves that can be destructive but the cleaning tools and chemicals as well.. OK those last cleaning robots might of been a little too cruel. Ponders what earth mother doesn't have a knowledge of Earth's most embarrassing songs
When the word keriokee was mentioned, listen for it, some one laughed. Well, it is funny!
This story would make for an excellent anime series with an awesome soundtrack.
That was vary funny story
This is awesome! 🤣
Nice to hear Jess Martinez has progressed from groan-inducing arm-related puns.
Reminds me to bring a towel.
May have to turn the aggression factor up to "Slightly Miffed"!
"Thunder Child" - a War of the Worlds reference?
That was hilarious!
Woot! 80s
As a man with love of my mother I can say that even the manly man of the human mans are not safe for human mothers... rip aliens
😂 made me laugh
I loved it😀
Decent story
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Another ROFL story :)
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Moive please
Welcome to the jungle 🤣😂🤣😂
highway to hell🤣
uh oh i think that chrimson dominion will have a verry verry bad day soon :)
they shgould've read the mom bout earthj mothers before kidnapping her kid :)
edit: well one thig is certain they'll nvr ever do that again :)
"Welcome to the jungle" heavy metal?
Humanity has gotten very old and weak indeed.
What if it was Filipino mom what if she sent robots with metal flip flops with spikes on the bottom of the sandals on the enemy troops.
😂😂
This is a "funny once" story.
1108
No abortion no justice
0006000
Ww3
No First Galactic War
666truth666
U must really be running out of ideas
Not when AI writes your stories for you!😊
@@CryptidsRoost that's even worse
Best christian wive preach at me while protecting pedifiles for banking pay me government prostitution lack of power