“Why would you do this?” “We got bored and our AI said it would be funny.” I’d read a full on series with this premise. Humans and AI develop into besties and annoy the galaxy as a team.
As someone who just had to lug about 15,000 lbs of wood in 2 days (on a small wheeled rack, about 80 trips to the woodshed - and it sounds more impressive perhaps then it is, it's three cords of wood for the winter, we heat with woodstoves. Why? I'm starting to believe "Because I'm an idiot" might cover the answer!), horror is the correct reaction. Although the real horror show isn't the LIFTING. It's what comes after. Someone get me a heating pad please, I'm pretty sure I strained... yes. Good thing about heavy lifting though? I had no shame in sitting down last night and eating the entire chocolate cheesecake. So some horror mitigated! 😁😁
@@Magpiebard my parents have wood heating. They get a huuuuuuge load of wood every spring, enough for one year. It needs to dry for around 3 years until it's used, so it first needs to be carried from the street to the backyard and then put in different places depending on kind of wood, size, thickness etc. My mom and me are always jumping to carrying it all in. My dad is the one who has to insist on breaks 😂😂
You know the thing I find the most funny about this is the fact that Dr Chen is using psychological warfare by basically saying Mars looks really nice this time of year and how we're getting ready to you know maybe turn it into a colony yeah you get the impression that that is psychological warfare and beautifully done I might add.
"You can spit acid from your second throat?!?" That's freaking awesome! Squealed a squishy unassuming looking human thing with all the excitement and interest that you wouldn't expect after declaring a new way to kill. 😬😬😬😬👍
Did someone send the aliens a TH-cam clip of a cat chasing an Alligator back into the water, then chased a second Alligator back into the water too? Or was it the one where a cat chased a Bear back into the woods, or when a cat chased a pack of dog.
There are lots of other intelligent species. It's more our use of Advanced Tools & Technology that really got humanity going. Chimps are smart, work together, and have tools. The biggest difference is humans kept pushing beyond simple tools. Kept pushing the boundaries of what is and isn't possible
@@TheAyanamiRei humans have brains 3 times the size of chimps. It is absolutely our brains that have allowed us to achieve what we have. And yes, chimp use tools. But they aren't smart enough yet to build machines. Which is why they're not a competitor with us. Because we have bigger brains.
I'm sorry but I'm finding this really funny especially the t-shirts like Schrodinger's cat is both dead and alive but is really mostly pissed off or something like that it had me in fits. This will say I edited I can't edit anything because my hands do not work and that is why I use voice to text and it always right things as it should it puts own words that it wants to put it punctuates as it wants to punctuate I can't do anything about that, what I wanted to add here was that Schrodinger's Cat the whole story about Schrodinger's cat was theoretical it was merely a verbal treaties on the fact that just as they were having all sorts of theoretical speculation on certain areas of physics Etc Dr Schrodinger got really fed up and came up with a way to make his point by saying that if you took a cat and put it in a box with something radioactive the cat would be both dead and alive and ever since then people have assumed that he actually did that he never did,Schrodinger basically positive this because of the fact that a lot of his fellow scientists were making assumptions that if you didn't see something happened well then it couldn't possibly have happened just like with the business with the cat which was that well the cat must be dead you don't have to see it if it's in with that poison or lump of radioactive whatever it's going to be dead not necessarily necessarily needing to see it and that was the whole point of his treaties which was that you don't have to see something to know its outcome well not necessarily because if I lock you in a room with a giant hungry tiger and some radioactive steak what will happen first will the tiger go for the radioactive steak or will it go for you and that's much more interesting isn't it well that's the whole point you see and that was his point his point was that you don't necessarily need to see something to know what the effect is going to be logic will dictate exactly what the outcome will be not necessarily 100% of the time but pretty damn close and in this case a cat in a box with a radioactive substanceor a gaseous poison is going to be dead it doesn't need to be seen to be known.... But all anybody ever saw was the idea of he put a cat in a box and put poison in there and that poor Kitty etc etc well he never did anything of the kind... So yeah Schrodinger's cat could very well have been angry paranoid to put it the way that t-shirt said but you know that's the whole point and I think that's the whole point of Schrodinger's cat too you see people make assumptions on what's a kind of read without reading the details they browse it but they don't actually read it and because they don't actually read it they only get what they assume is the answer which it isn't. And I take it all this story is taking place about what 50 years in the future more or less, I mean there have been talks about having a colony on Mars for already 30 years or more and I'm just wondering you know is it all talk or is it going to actually ever happen but then again it's a case of Schrodinger's annoyed cat.
This was really hilarious - and the reader pulled it off beautifully. Hope he was a real person. Or maybe the writing transcended a roboreader. ROTFL 🤣
14:12 Where, oh where do I get that T-shirt, "I Met Aliens and All I Got Was This Lousy Diplomatic Incident." Sounds like something I definitely would purchase.
Imagine posturing to scare the shit out of someone, but in the time it took for you to even realize no one cares, your entire ship just gets script-kiddied and you have no choice but to eat Buffalo Wild Wings. What a horrible fate.,
Who ever wrote this read The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy many, many times. The pacing and the liberal sprinkling of very Douglas Adams’s style of descriptors used more as commentary rather then visualization is a dead giveaway away. In other words, nice work.
After the heartbreak of some rich kid who pretty much was given or stole his wealth is now the new leader of the free world??? Where Mister Whiskers when we need him? Had a good laugh ... thank you. ;)
Omg could you imagine if they wanted to learn more bout humans that they go to a book store or a library and accidentally get fictional books instead of historical books lol Imagine they read "The Hobbit" "Harry Potter" "Lord of the Rings" just to name a few, & even finding the movies and mistake it as historical footage 😂😂😂
First of all the only drawback in this whole story is having Nick Sakura the alien and you will have to forgive the fact that voice to text did not put the name even remotely right butt and put instead Nick Sakura and said opposable thumbs and mention things there were no way that he has an alien would understand or know about cockroaches among other things and they barely know about cats so the curiosity thing seems out of place... I use voice to text because my hands do not work.
Uh no. 8 espresso in one day times 7 and you have a person who passed away years ago. Seriously though caffeine is not a joke but a stroke machine if you take too much.
@@raymondcarter1137 more like 20+ and not of the vile american kind but italian and french ones. no sugar though, that's most probably why i'm still alive. two double ristretti early in the morning and the same about an hour later was how i started my day for a bit over thirty years without problems to much chagrin of my late, chain smoking, cardiologist. that left me 15 to twenty espressi for the day. 😼👍
Ok personal choice here I liked the story but come on. That music is torture and I’m sure is against the Geneva Convention and if it isn’t it should be.
Hey, for once the AI created a somewhat entertaining story again. still rather crude and bad style, but still fun. The narration on the other hand is still just as dreadful as always. And at least this time you didnt include the unlawful copyright notice in the description. For anybody else: No, LLM/AI-generated content can NOT be copyrighted.
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"Heh, hey Bob, check this out... Im gonna give them 40k lore and tell them it's historical documents!"
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Evil Genius
Perfect
...do it.
Emperor of Man:....I approve.
Honestly gave me a chuckle, give them the helldivers lore, thatll show em
“Why would you do this?”
“We got bored and our AI said it would be funny.”
I’d read a full on series with this premise. Humans and AI develop into besties and annoy the galaxy as a team.
And that series isss??😶🌫️
@@Suspiciouslysquishy Context says that they would like to read a series on the premise, not that they have read one.
AvPvT, but T as Bevis and Butthead, Bill and Ted, Abbot and Costello, or some combination of the three?...
I'm sold!
i mean that is the premise of this channel: generate hundreds of AI-stories and hope for the best.
@@ABaumstumpf....just like life.
The Galaxy got Rick Rolled. Nuff said.
Never gonna give you up
Said the humans to the aliens
"Watched in horror as humans deliberately lifted heavy things" Yeah, I feel the same alien dude, I feel the same.
As someone who just had to lug about 15,000 lbs of wood in 2 days (on a small wheeled rack, about 80 trips to the woodshed - and it sounds more impressive perhaps then it is, it's three cords of wood for the winter, we heat with woodstoves. Why? I'm starting to believe "Because I'm an idiot" might cover the answer!), horror is the correct reaction. Although the real horror show isn't the LIFTING. It's what comes after. Someone get me a heating pad please, I'm pretty sure I strained... yes. Good thing about heavy lifting though? I had no shame in sitting down last night and eating the entire chocolate cheesecake. So some horror mitigated! 😁😁
@@Magpiebard my parents have wood heating. They get a huuuuuuge load of wood every spring, enough for one year. It needs to dry for around 3 years until it's used, so it first needs to be carried from the street to the backyard and then put in different places depending on kind of wood, size, thickness etc. My mom and me are always jumping to carrying it all in. My dad is the one who has to insist on breaks 😂😂
Council of death world Species: Trying to flex on each other.
Human in a nice suit: Says nothing smokes cigar
"A garbage disposal fighting with a kazoo"
This is the type of one liners I go to these videos for.
“I met aliens and all I got was this lousy diplomatic incident “ 😅 ☠️ 😂
First contact being a rick roll is hilarious and so very human.
You know the thing I find the most funny about this is the fact that Dr Chen is using psychological warfare by basically saying Mars looks really nice this time of year and how we're getting ready to you know maybe turn it into a colony yeah you get the impression that that is psychological warfare and beautifully done I might add.
"You can spit acid from your second throat?!?" That's freaking awesome! Squealed a squishy unassuming looking human thing with all the excitement and interest that you wouldn't expect after declaring a new way to kill. 😬😬😬😬👍
24:02 I hope that shirt was made after the trial but worn during 😂😂😂
Did someone send the aliens a TH-cam clip of a cat chasing an Alligator back into the water, then chased a second Alligator back into the water too? Or was it the one where a cat chased a Bear back into the woods, or when a cat chased a pack of dog.
See? Proof of Lovecraft's claims that humans were created by Eldritch Horrors.
after the aliens came to earth i couldn't stop laughing, that was the culmination of humanity in one video and it sums it up prity good too LOL
This feels like it was written by Douglas Adams of Hitchhikers Guide to the galaxy fame...
👍🏻🧙🏼♂️😉🇬🇧
Humans are like the Death Worlders of Death Worlders. Which is really quite insane and amazing when you think about it
We dont see enough of dr chen in these stories but this did make me laugh 😂
you mean to much?
No admiral, scientist, president Chen?
The Chens are Earth's secret super weapon.
Very good story, just the right amount of campiness and not to much repetition of phrasing
except the "classified as a chemical weapon"
29:07 'What did she say?!?'- immediate first thought to go through the entire councils minds😂
Gotta Love the sarcasm!
Brilliantly hilarious!! I wish this could be turned into a mini tv series.👍👍🥳
If we don't Rickroll the rest of the galaxy, I will be severely disappointed
If i was able to send a message to aliens ill send them all of fnaf lore and say nothing else
Pretty good story. Needs a part two for sure.
Ah yes humans, we can blow stuff up and be efficient anout it as well
"No evolutionary advantages"?
Apparently the author hasnt heard of brains.
Or guns 😂
@kishinasura1989 well guns are a thing that we built using our brains. The brain is the advantage. Intelligence.
There are lots of other intelligent species. It's more our use of Advanced Tools & Technology that really got humanity going. Chimps are smart, work together, and have tools. The biggest difference is humans kept pushing beyond simple tools. Kept pushing the boundaries of what is and isn't possible
@@TheAyanamiRei humans have brains 3 times the size of chimps. It is absolutely our brains that have allowed us to achieve what we have.
And yes, chimp use tools. But they aren't smart enough yet to build machines. Which is why they're not a competitor with us. Because we have bigger brains.
or opposed thumbs and walking upright.
Laughed so hard i cried 🤣 got the hiccups and now my ribs hurt😅❤❤❤❤❤❤
I'm sorry but I'm finding this really funny especially the t-shirts like Schrodinger's cat is both dead and alive but is really mostly pissed off or something like that it had me in fits. This will say I edited I can't edit anything because my hands do not work and that is why I use voice to text and it always right things as it should it puts own words that it wants to put it punctuates as it wants to punctuate I can't do anything about that, what I wanted to add here was that Schrodinger's Cat the whole story about Schrodinger's cat was theoretical it was merely a verbal treaties on the fact that just as they were having all sorts of theoretical speculation on certain areas of physics Etc Dr Schrodinger got really fed up and came up with a way to make his point by saying that if you took a cat and put it in a box with something radioactive the cat would be both dead and alive and ever since then people have assumed that he actually did that he never did,Schrodinger basically positive this because of the fact that a lot of his fellow scientists were making assumptions that if you didn't see something happened well then it couldn't possibly have happened just like with the business with the cat which was that well the cat must be dead you don't have to see it if it's in with that poison or lump of radioactive whatever it's going to be dead not necessarily necessarily needing to see it and that was the whole point of his treaties which was that you don't have to see something to know its outcome well not necessarily because if I lock you in a room with a giant hungry tiger and some radioactive steak what will happen first will the tiger go for the radioactive steak or will it go for you and that's much more interesting isn't it well that's the whole point you see and that was his point his point was that you don't necessarily need to see something to know what the effect is going to be logic will dictate exactly what the outcome will be not necessarily 100% of the time but pretty damn close and in this case a cat in a box with a radioactive substanceor a gaseous poison is going to be dead it doesn't need to be seen to be known.... But all anybody ever saw was the idea of he put a cat in a box and put poison in there and that poor Kitty etc etc well he never did anything of the kind... So yeah Schrodinger's cat could very well have been angry paranoid to put it the way that t-shirt said but you know that's the whole point and I think that's the whole point of Schrodinger's cat too you see people make assumptions on what's a kind of read without reading the details they browse it but they don't actually read it and because they don't actually read it they only get what they assume is the answer which it isn't. And I take it all this story is taking place about what 50 years in the future more or less, I mean there have been talks about having a colony on Mars for already 30 years or more and I'm just wondering you know is it all talk or is it going to actually ever happen but then again it's a case of Schrodinger's annoyed cat.
Absolutely entertaining
This was really hilarious - and the reader pulled it off beautifully. Hope he was a real person. Or maybe the writing transcended a roboreader. ROTFL 🤣
Guys with space fleets are totally impressed by this new concept "technology"
I feel the need to watch a cat video now.
14:12 Where, oh where do I get that T-shirt, "I Met Aliens and All I Got Was This Lousy Diplomatic Incident." Sounds like something I definitely would purchase.
Admiral Whiskers name should be Admiral Purry.
I have a very important question. Wtf does a garbage disposal mixed with a kazoo sound like? Inquiring minds want to know.
A particularly low pitched vuvuzela.
Why did “an existential crisis with paperwork” make me laugh so much
This is so remarkably entertaining and funny.
Great story and I love the reading of it it was very well done
I love the tone of this one... keeping it light hearted and funny was a great change of pace
The reading was pretty good for an AI. The story was great. 👍
Human here. Can confirm absolutely everything in there is absolutely 110% correct. Source: trust me bro.
This made my day! 😂😂😂
HAHA! THE GALAXY GOT RICKROLLED!!!
Imagine posturing to scare the shit out of someone, but in the time it took for you to even realize no one cares, your entire ship just gets script-kiddied and you have no choice but to eat Buffalo Wild Wings. What a horrible fate.,
2:53 Read the subtitles
We are so creative and so stubborn that will pretty much do whatever
Now that was really cool
Absolutely priceless
humanity is presented as too perfect here
This was funny, still terrible AI speech to text translation but still funny.
Nah it's the silly AI Art that's the worst part. The AI Voice just makes it sound like a Douglas Adams book
I love the fantics representative! EXPLOSION!!!!
So funny! Thanks for the upps
Best Douglas Adams attempt I've heard in a while
The tide pod challenge is one that shouldn't have been in the story unless you want to show someone removing themselves from the gene pool.
Ditto on TV series❤❤❤❤❤
The galaxy was Rick Rolled LMAO
28:25 Oh, Schroeder's cat was called Greebo was it?
I always pick my teeth with a dagger, but it is not ceremonial.
You just basically circled Keyser Soze with that! 🙄
Who ever wrote this read The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy many, many times. The pacing and the liberal sprinkling of very Douglas Adams’s style of descriptors used more as commentary rather then visualization is a dead giveaway away. In other words, nice work.
dr. chenis still insane
Ok that beginning with the song was perfect.
Really want the phantix to turn into gym bros
Hahahahahaha probe with Rick&Morti episodes..... 😂😂😂😂
0.12 cool, thanks
The most devastating weapon ever devised, not quantum tunneling weapons that tear reality and planets apart and such but cat videos and memes
"Existential crisis with paperwork"
Wait until they see skateboarding..
"Sex Thor" is a crazy species name 😂😂😂
It was really funny... 🤣😂🤣😂
Cute! But many spelling errors.
I see someone is practicing their metaphors.
After the heartbreak of some rich kid who pretty much was given or stole his wealth is now the new leader of the free world??? Where Mister Whiskers when we need him?
Had a good laugh ... thank you. ;)
Rick Rolled is an Anthem? Hold my b33r, go na kick reality and Look for a dent.
Someone should look up the story Danger! Human, do not touch. Then read that one on here
lol i like it
Omg could you imagine if they wanted to learn more bout humans that they go to a book store or a library and accidentally get fictional books instead of historical books lol
Imagine they read "The Hobbit" "Harry Potter" "Lord of the Rings" just to name a few, & even finding the movies and mistake it as historical footage 😂😂😂
First of all the only drawback in this whole story is having Nick Sakura the alien and you will have to forgive the fact that voice to text did not put the name even remotely right butt and put instead Nick Sakura and said opposable thumbs and mention things there were no way that he has an alien would understand or know about cockroaches among other things and they barely know about cats so the curiosity thing seems out of place... I use voice to text because my hands do not work.
🤠👍🐱
The bukkake wing sauce thumbnail is kinda sus
🤣😅🤣🤣🤣
Crossfit is a joke
I maced myself thinking it would be a hotter hit sauce bro it was not
Uh no. 8 espresso in one day times 7 and you have a person who passed away years ago.
Seriously though caffeine is not a joke but a stroke machine if you take too much.
i should be dead for a long time then... ☕😹👌
@ you literally drink 8 double espresso a day?
By any chance do you have high blood pressure?
My blood hums (sips stein of espresso) anywho I shall see you in multiple dimensions at once while my heart sings you a dubstep lullaby
@@raymondcarter1137 more like 20+ and not of the vile american kind but italian and french ones. no sugar though, that's most probably why i'm still alive. two double ristretti early in the morning and the same about an hour later was how i started my day for a bit over thirty years without problems to much chagrin of my late, chain smoking, cardiologist. that left me 15 to twenty espressi for the day. 😼👍
@@kittytrailTruly, the exploits of a deathworlder... where can I obtain some of this magical 'double ristretti' elixer in the USA?😁
The story is cool but the AI art is kinda sick to look at, it's way too messy.
Ok personal choice here I liked the story but come on. That music is torture and I’m sure is against the Geneva Convention and if it isn’t it should be.
Chen
Reddit teir slop.
Hey, for once the AI created a somewhat entertaining story again. still rather crude and bad style, but still fun. The narration on the other hand is still just as dreadful as always.
And at least this time you didnt include the unlawful copyright notice in the description. For anybody else: No, LLM/AI-generated content can NOT be copyrighted.
very cringe episode. not up to par with the usual
Rick and Morty used unironically...
The rest of the entire story became a predictable prompt of a fan of the show from there.. sad.
Short of surnames ...again.
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Stupid story.
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"Admiral Whiskers" 🪖🐈 🤳