Imagine how that must have looked to anyone passing by. A Russian dude with an ushanka and a huge pile of food at a park, with a block of cheese in one hand and a raw octopus tentacle in the other
@@lfox02 should be noted that while technically drinking alcohol in the street has been illegal since 1992, actual enforcement depends entirely on autonomic and in some cases municipal law, and there are wide regions were indeed it's actually perfectly legal because while the law exist municipal law simply says it shouldn't even be enforced at all. This is specially true of tourist regions, which tenerife sure as shit is. So I don't think he'd have gotten fined even if he got caught by the municipals.
the moldy dry aged sausage. It looks gross (im american) but fully delicious!!!! I eat for breakfast 9 days in a row in girona. I tried to find pizza and tacos in spain. Y u not have?
@@LuisAldamiz ''Alcohol is a sugar'' No, (drinkable) ethanol is a type of alcohol, sugars tend to have less hydrogen atoms and are therefore other forms of carbohydrates than alcohols.
@@rocksparadox - All hydrocarbons are broken into sugar in the body, except cellulose that our bodies just can't digest (and thus we call it "dietary fiber").
Imagine being an octopus, living your quiet life in the ocean, only to get caught and some time later a slav in spain dips your body into a mix of beer, vodka, sangria and milk
@@lukasperuzovic1429 Probably because of flavor. I think you should use it un another dish, like "pulpo a la gallega" or anything like that, not just bite the octopus.
Imagine being a Spanish local in a touristy semirural town and you just see a heavily Slavic man on the ground with a picnic blanket, bearing an entire king's feast in front of him with a camera. Pure fear
I live in Barcelona Casc Antic, the most visited neighborhood of the most visited city of the most visited country in Europe. Last time i saw a heavily slav man he was wearing flip flops, shorts and a white tank top in one of the coldest days i ever experienced in my city (-3 Cº) and he said "today is a summer day for a true slav". I'll never forget.
I was also surprised. He is VERY respectful, it makes him such a good TH-camr, and I think he’s right to do so as for example he ate the octopus tentacle raw although you’re supposed to cook it. Also, he selected the worse mayonnaise (and it is an Spanish invention) and many things locals don’t eat.
@@NICOMINDE Oh that’s funny - but part of the fun I’m sure for locals watching. They’ll be in pain if he gets something they know is awful or rejoice in his good taste if he got lucky! And yeah, it is a tactful choice on reflection to just say “I hope locals/others like it”. I love Boris’ universal appeal-while it’s marketed as a Slavic channel he’s never exclusionary about it. Rather he, in his own words, is spreading the “cheeki breeki”, to the world.
I cant believe the untranslated for spanish consumers super noodles,its interesting. Unless its meant for hungover brits after a long drunken beach day or something
There's actually precedent for smashing the shit out of instant noodles, yeeting the powder in, and eating it. It was actually its own snack here for a few years. Unfortunately, that shit will basically make you speedrun hypertension, but it's fun otherwise.
@@FelisImpurrator Kids in my high school did that all the damn time. I myself can't stand that much salt in one go, so no dice for me. The most I do is eat the fold on one side so the ramen is two smaller pieces when I cook it.
@@DinnerForkTongue I think the snack that was specifically made to be instant noodle bits and flavoring used regular flavoring powder, not salty death powder. Could be wrong, but it seemed to be less hypertension-in-a-bag.
@Der KurwaKanal A very average water park IMO with waterslides and shit. When talking commercialized tourist destinations, Loro Parque is more intresting (a SeaWorld type Zoo with parrots, pinguins (and sadly also) orcas. Gotta respect the work they do for endangered bird species but they are rightfully criticized by animal rights organizations for keeping orcas for show. And when talking tourist destinations in general, Santa Cruz and La Laguna are beautiful cities that easily top any artifical park
Why? With the exception of the Polish, most slavs you'll meet in the west are decent people. And if they are polish, just make sure your car is locked.
Baileys is the Irish version of this, rum the Pirate version... I once had a whiskey 'infused' deep-fried Mars bar, trust the Scottish to invent a thing that lowers life expectancy as soon as you bit down on it.
@DemonHunter120 You put the quotation marks later than they should be, but yes, it's understandable. Ah yes, in a Spanish-speaking country try to never go throwing this phrase unless you are angry or if you can call the attention.
@@SA2004YG Yeah but I don't know why when you learn english in school the term that's always used is "spanish" instead of "spaniard" so it's confusing for us to get used to be called spaniard and some people even find it disrepectful. I think it's silly but people argue about the dumbest shit.
@@DinnerForkTongue no, I dont know exactly how its done, I think that its done with an special dough that we use a lot here (we call it hojaldre) and it can be done in diferent ways, some shops make them by their own and they taste good, but supermarket ones are awful (excepto the chocolate ones, those are always good
Los rusos en general se les da bien hablar español, el estereotipo de que pronuncian mucho la R es obra de los dobladores. Realmente un ruso pronuncia la r de manera peculiar hablando inglés, no español XD
Boris' stomach is strong as hell. He is able to sample through a pile of food, mixing sh*t together. My stomach started turning after the mayo yet my admiration for Boris carried me through the video. I glad he was able to travel to Spain and share his Spanish feast with us.
@@orue5499 I love Boris but this was hyper disgusting. He ate the Ramen, the blood sausage and the octopus RAW. Those things must be cooked first¡ Also bought the worst shitty procesed food he could find.
I followed your home made KVASS recipe 2wks ago, but it fermented so well that I think it could fuel Slav space programme... I drank a bottle on a bench, forgot that I had legs, and then bought mystery crisps from the discount shop and more drink. It was a good day!
A list of what Boris ate: - Baby bread - Minced aged sausage (absolutely delicious) - Turkey version of Doctor's Sausage - Mayo (I'm native and I don't like Spanish mayo.) - CONDENSED MILK - A prepackaged salami and cheese sandwich - Cheap sweet anis (It leaves an oil somehow on your hands, smells horrifically sweet) - Cheap spanish knockoff vodka - Canned Water - Japanese clams in oil (Spaniards love tinned stuff idk, it always reeks) - Calamari in red sauce - Catalan cream cheese pie - Basically sour cream - Actual sour cream - Basically a frosted fluffy doughnut - Goat cheese and a mixed smoked cheese made from goat milk and cow's milk. Both are delicious. - Cod roe - Tuna - Another kind of smoked and cured sausage, I forget what it's called. - Boxed sangria - Regular sausage and blood sausage - Canned water no. 2 - Calamari v2 - Literal ramen noodles - Western sugar water
Change the japanese clams for spanish clam and you are all set. But yeah we love tinne stuff because in Spain tinned things have much better quality than in the rest of the world. And the calamari is octopus
@Spleens the Cat Raw if I'm right. And of course, I was being diminutive, all of this stuff is delicious barring a few that I'm personally not a fan of
@@МирославЈовановић-г8й Vadim couldn't make the trip, probably has too many holes to drill back in Rusland, but he send his spirit to guide Boris. I mean annoy Boris. Edit: And what comes to Artyom well, his probably still being spoiled at babushkas house.
I love the raw chaotic energy irradiating from this video Yes please keep using my country's food like a chemistry set I am laughing like a maniac do it FOR SCIENCE
whenever I see republican spain, I immediately end playing as whatever country I was playing as before, tag over to spain, and start singing "QUE VOY A MATAR MAS GUIRIS!"
@@solid2869 k good for you, I am a slav from the balkans. I am just here to tell you that you shouldn't call someone an idiot for leaving a nice comment
I say this like three time now is this coment sectiin, raw octopus is fine, I eat a loot of dishes whit raw octopus a some of them were really nice, is specially common in asian food.
I can imagine the locals passing by and watching were secretly incredibly jealous. Just a man sitting in the sun having a picnic for himself with beer, salami, sandwiches and cake enjoying his best life free of judgment? I'd learn a lesson from seeing such a guru
@@lugburz-shak4629 Oh Im Canadian so this was spoken from a completely ignorant Canadian perspective without any thought into politics which- i feel completely guilty of now.
I'm not from Spain, but I'm Hispanic and it's hilarious to hear how you pronounce Spanish words. I honestly think you should review Portugal, because I'm sure Slav-accented Portuguese is going to sound wild.
@@gunfuego Alcohol is cleaner, beer is too low in alcohol content and thus smells to rot and attracts roaches from all around. Worked enough in taverns to know that muc.
He kinda panicked while switching between Drink of Horrors, Unsalted Cheese Abomination and Tentacle of the Deep. It's the Triangle of Doom, and he barely escaped.
that fresh/soft cheese is supposed to be eaten with other stuff, the drink is what kids drink (they only buy chocolate one, strawberry one is gross), and the octopus is supposed to be boiled before eating.
@@Franfran2424 I don't think kids drink the drink of horrors i was referring to lol. The final one where he mixed vodka, beer and everything else. Mjum!
Imagine Boris visits latin america and Gets injured in the usual road craters Makes an epic fight with a robber, robber got knife, boris bayonet Drinks mayonez Drives a shitbox Fights against paramilitary groups And chokes if he ever visits the andes or any mountain range
After hearing boris say "puta madre" I became the *visible happiness* meme... next time come visit italy so I can hear you say "pizza mozzarella mandolino, all'alba vincerò"
@@alexyakobchuk4785 Spain it does not have tacos par excellence, they/me have paella, sangria, tinto de verano,gazpacho, salmorejo, tortillitas de camarones, among other things...
Yo Boris, coming from a slav, you should come up to Northern Spain (especially Basque Country/Navarra). There's a completely different cuisine, geography and just general vibes around here. There's a lot of contrasting variety in Spain depending on where you are, so enjoy that variety while you can!
The flag in the thumbnail is a never seen before weird alternative history flag, the shield in the center is from the house of savoy, that once reigned over spain, while it should be the shield of the house of bourbon. I can't even imagine how boris found that flag, but it looks great, don't change it lmao
Spaniards seeing a probably drunk man in Spain in Spanish summer with a ushanka dipping bread sandwich and sausage in condensed milk be like : *Lo he visto todo en mi vida ahora. Tiempo De morir*
No es porque en Canarias haya productos extranjeros, es que para ustedes los godos, Canarias es el extranjero y no se enteran de la mitad de las cosas que pasan aqui.
@@JoseDanielFSX por mi parte solo puedo decir que Canarias es de mis regiones favoritas de España, de godo tengo poco y que siendo de Madrid, me entero de lo que pasa no más allá de Toledo, y no he ido apenas a ningún supermercado de otra comunidad, si nos ponemos así de quisquillosos, para mí Guadalajara es el extranjero. Entre eso, y que en Canarias hay menos población que en la ciudad de Madrid, no oigo mucho de lo que pasa por ahí, pero sitios como La Orotava son espléndidos. Al menos no ignoro el problema migratorio, no como el gobierno
@@JoseDanielFSX Es que no ha cogido los productos mas típicos ni de canarias ni de España, me refiero, si cogiese productos canarios, habría cogido clipper por ejemplo, en vez del batido ese asqueroso, en vez de tirarle mierda a gente por motivos totalmente ilógicos, date cuenta de que es normal que no nos sepamos los productos del super de canarias, principalmente por que, muchos de ellos no son ni tan siquiera típicos, podría haber cogido una pantera rosa y todos contentos xddd, Un saludo!!
Imagine how that must have looked to anyone passing by. A Russian dude with an ushanka and a huge pile of food at a park, with a block of cheese in one hand and a raw octopus tentacle in the other
And a cup full of vodka and super cheap beer.
Guess It looked pretty alright, people where pretty friendly It seems. Some guy even came over to toast with his own drink when Boris had the vodka
@@Woodrow512 Well, drinking in public is illegal, but yeah, we'll do that. You can't not do it, especially if it's the sashlik king.
@@lfox02 should be noted that while technically drinking alcohol in the street has been illegal since 1992, actual enforcement depends entirely on autonomic and in some cases municipal law, and there are wide regions were indeed it's actually perfectly legal because while the law exist municipal law simply says it shouldn't even be enforced at all. This is specially true of tourist regions, which tenerife sure as shit is. So I don't think he'd have gotten fined even if he got caught by the municipals.
@@Woodrow512 yeah that's rural and semirural spain for you, everyone's pretty friendly towards everyone else. Cities is a different tale sadly.
He managed to try almost every thing that we dont eat in Spain. Congrats Boris my friend.
the moldy dry aged sausage. It looks gross (im american) but fully delicious!!!! I eat for breakfast 9 days in a row in girona. I tried to find pizza and tacos in spain. Y u not have?
@@partyalldaypartyallnight1057 The white mold on the outside is perfectly normal, and is similar to mold in cheeses. I think it's penicillin based.
@@partyalldaypartyallnight1057 wdym? Literally in every city in every corner you'll find pizza, not tacos but surely pizza
@@partyalldaypartyallnight1057 i mean if you go to italy every restaurant there has pizza and pasta
@@partyalldaypartyallnight1057 Bro... i hope your joking.
"3... 2... *Juan* "
goddamit I shouldn't have laughed at that joke BUT HERE WE ARE
Juan
Joestar
Cx
M
Juan
"Caramel Vodka: when speedrunning diabetes and alcoholism separately seems like too big job" *ROFL*
Alcohol is a sugar, at least the caramel doesn't get you drunk...
@@LuisAldamiz
''Alcohol is a sugar''
No, (drinkable) ethanol is a type of alcohol, sugars tend to have less hydrogen atoms and are therefore other forms of carbohydrates than alcohols.
@@rocksparadox - All hydrocarbons are broken into sugar in the body, except cellulose that our bodies just can't digest (and thus we call it "dietary fiber").
The best part is that he doesn't even talk about it afterwards, he simply tosses it into F tier and moves on... lol
Imagine being an octopus, living your quiet life in the ocean, only to get caught and some time later a slav in spain dips your body into a mix of beer, vodka, sangria and milk
all that, while being completely raw
@@eljcxd package says its cooked
@@inky006 didnt see the boiled un package. But anyways, i have a very strong feeling it isnt supposed to be eaten like that.
Then why package it like that
if it isn't meant to be eaten like that?
@@lukasperuzovic1429 Probably because of flavor. I think you should use it un another dish, like "pulpo a la gallega" or anything like that, not just bite the octopus.
Imagine being a Spanish local in a touristy semirural town and you just see a heavily Slavic man on the ground with a picnic blanket, bearing an entire king's feast in front of him with a camera. Pure fear
He's in Tenerife in the Canary Islands, I wouldn't call that semirural
"Is this what the world will look like post-covid, oh god oh god"
once they notice the camera, "it's one of these influencers"
I live in Barcelona Casc Antic, the most visited neighborhood of the most visited city of the most visited country in Europe. Last time i saw a heavily slav man he was wearing flip flops, shorts and a white tank top in one of the coldest days i ever experienced in my city (-3 Cº) and he said "today is a summer day for a true slav". I'll never forget.
We're pretty much used to them at this point ngl 😂
I laugh when saying Spanish swear words in the Russian accent.
Yeah, I like how it sounds
Oh this is gonna be good
Es divertido puej jajajajajja
I find it funny cause hes at spain and said both mexican and argentine swear words which are different from each other.
Bruh same
did he just dip the octopus into the strawberry milk.
yes he did.
the whole region of galicia is crying.
With octopus like that, dipping it in horse manure will only make it taste better
To be precise, he dipped it into strawberry milk with caramel vodka and 2 types of beer. With of course a drop of holy water
@@TheLightBringer365 the holy water is for expurge hentai demon.
What's even funnier is that there's a region called Galicia in Western Ukraine.
No solo Galicia
Alternate title: Boris tries questionable foods and gets progressively more drunk with each
Whats amazing as a hispanic person is none of that food is remotely questionable (until mixed) to me. Its very very charming. Culture is wonderful
I was laughing my ass off as I noticed he was starting to slur his words more
That answer must be pinned jajaja
@@alejandrorivas4585 Bueno, hay que reconocer que precisamente la palmera que escogió es horrible JAJAJA
His bathroom trip after all this extravaganza will be a legend do be told
I like how he didn’t straight up say that they were bad but just said “locals like it”
I was also surprised. He is VERY respectful, it makes him such a good TH-camr, and I think he’s right to do so as for example he ate the octopus tentacle raw although you’re supposed to cook it. Also, he selected the worse mayonnaise (and it is an Spanish invention) and many things locals don’t eat.
@@NICOMINDE Oh that’s funny - but part of the fun I’m sure for locals watching. They’ll be in pain if he gets something they know is awful or rejoice in his good taste if he got lucky! And yeah, it is a tactful choice on reflection to just say “I hope locals/others like it”. I love Boris’ universal appeal-while it’s marketed as a Slavic channel he’s never exclusionary about it. Rather he, in his own words, is spreading the “cheeki breeki”, to the world.
well, that's true for every type of food on the market... if it's selling - most likely someone's buying.
@@Stinger913 ah ah local here, he got the points right, also its true they mix all the alcohol with too much water
Hahahah and there are things on that list that not even the locals actually like lol
4:41 “Leche entera de vaca” literally translates to whole milk from cow, so Boris is safe from Hungarian blin situation
I think the translation is more accurate like "whole cow milk"
damn I knew it and I don't even speak spanish xD nailed it
@@PhysiOSQuantum he said literally translated, not accurately
Milk from cow hole ?
Boris: The only person I have ever seen take a bite out of an instant noodle block on camera with no shame.
I cant believe the untranslated for spanish consumers super noodles,its interesting.
Unless its meant for hungover brits after a long drunken beach day or something
There's actually precedent for smashing the shit out of instant noodles, yeeting the powder in, and eating it. It was actually its own snack here for a few years.
Unfortunately, that shit will basically make you speedrun hypertension, but it's fun otherwise.
@@FelisImpurrator
Kids in my high school did that all the damn time. I myself can't stand that much salt in one go, so no dice for me. The most I do is eat the fold on one side so the ramen is two smaller pieces when I cook it.
@@DinnerForkTongue I think the snack that was specifically made to be instant noodle bits and flavoring used regular flavoring powder, not salty death powder. Could be wrong, but it seemed to be less hypertension-in-a-bag.
@@FelisImpurrator malaysia?
Boris: 7% alcohol this is water.
2 minutes later
Also Boris: HEYYYYYY MACARENA
Its sad because Boris cant go to Siam park!
@Der KurwaKanal The main attraction they have in Tenerife, or one of the main ones (main one being Mount Teide).
@Der KurwaKanal A very average water park IMO with waterslides and shit.
When talking commercialized tourist destinations, Loro Parque is more intresting (a SeaWorld type Zoo with parrots, pinguins (and sadly also) orcas. Gotta respect the work they do for endangered bird species but they are rightfully criticized by animal rights organizations for keeping orcas for show.
And when talking tourist destinations in general, Santa Cruz and La Laguna are beautiful cities that easily top any artifical park
Boris: “una cerveza por favor, puta”
*sounds of spanish woman slaping russian guy*
you mean the sound of a hand breaking?
But he said "por favor" 😢
@@rose_of_oxford4937 he also said puta lol, the waiter would've beaten the crap out of boris
"One beer please, bitch" 😂😂😂😂😂
@@pedrocardoso8855 Agree,we Spanish people don't usually ignore an insult
The whole video
-strange Russian man eats random Spanish food then proceeds to get drunk off his ass and make a cocktail straight from Chernobyl.
and eats raw octopus
@@mikipari1 I'd be surprised if anyone but Boris can do that
@@mikipari1 that too
@@mikipari1 raw octopus is legit so common in Asian countries lol
@@mikipari1 it was already cooked, "cocido" means boiled
I like how respectfull he is saying "at least the locals like it" instead of him not liking it. Very gentle! :D
Imagine being so brave as to approach the Slav tourist feasting on the sidewalk to have a toast with him. Steel balls right there
I dunno man, slavs know how to party.
Why? With the exception of the Polish, most slavs you'll meet in the west are decent people. And if they are polish, just make sure your car is locked.
@@HrHaakon As a Pole I can't help but give a like hahaha
Which part of the video was this? I can’t seem to find it
@@crystal1329 It's at 7:17 but the guy is off camera
"when speed running diabetes and alcoholism seperately seems like too big a job"
At least there's solution - Caramel vodka
Cuz his russsian
Never heard him swear in just English 8:25
@@crusty_cookie3099 his russsian what
@@chronos_vnc And who's supposed to cuz it?
"ahh, caramel vodka. When speedrunning diabetes and alcoholism separately seems too Big job."
-Boris 2021
That's a special kind of lazy!
-Literal fucking diabetic who is currently drunk off of cheap vodka shooters and sugary alcoholic lemonade
Baileys is the Irish version of this, rum the Pirate version...
I once had a whiskey 'infused' deep-fried Mars bar, trust the Scottish to invent a thing that lowers life expectancy as soon as you bit down on it.
“Let’s move on to cheeses, or Jesús as the locals say” killed me on the rewatch.
Hopefully you came back in like 3 days, otherwise it might be a bit embarrassing.
He did not
@@jasonkeith2832underrated joke!! :D
Of course Boris go abroad and review majonez xaxa
UAMEE!!!
Mhm!
Yes
uameeeee
hello uamee. did boris ever give your potato starch back after the kissel?
"Taste like 100% pork"
Literally made of Turkey lol
lol. Turkey doesn't taste at all like pork, does it? I guess when you grind meat into a fine paste, your brain just starts to fill in the gaps.
@oaktree_
Don't ask Barkeep why his doctor's sausage has a Lurker Special variety. Just don't.
XD no, no, that's truly made from pork xD
welp found my pork alternative
Nah
A Spanish person watching Boris: Ayyyyy cyka
Boris in Spain: Ayyyyy puta madre.
Madre means nun in my Country
Ina means Mother so where i live we say Putangina
@Just some Guy with a Ram pfp yeh
Ah yes, only the Spaniard would still live if he says that in public. The Slav... not so much. 😅
@@isaiah9501 pinoy?
@DemonHunter120 You put the quotation marks later than they should be, but yes, it's understandable.
Ah yes, in a Spanish-speaking country try to never go throwing this phrase unless you are angry or if you can call the attention.
Boris: "But I am immune!"
Also Boris: "Staaaaayyy macarena~"
"21º, blistering hot, heat outside."
Hooo, boy. Run Boris, RUN.
Canadian here and god if I witness 21* outside I will off myself.
@@JastwatchingYT go to southern Spain in August... 40ºC almost every day
@@JastwatchingYT Poland here, one day we have -5ºC and next day we have +20ºC (only in spring such variations)
Meanwhile, in my third world country, I've been dealing with a +25C summer for months.
@@roborbiettinoisgone392 Yes I live here we have +40°C for 3 months :)
"We have poor quality sandwiches at home as well" *proceeds to dip salami sandwich in condensed milk*
is Russia that bad?? XDDD
@@timothyjonathan1599 чо
@@timothyjonathan1599 what the fuck did you just say
@@imbob99999 tso
As a Spanish I feel very honored to be visited by you comrade
Wouldn't it be Spaniard?
@@SA2004YG Yeah but I don't know why when you learn english in school the term that's always used is "spanish" instead of "spaniard" so it's confusing for us to get used to be called spaniard and some people even find it disrepectful. I think it's silly but people argue about the dumbest shit.
Any country should be honored to have the Shashlik King Come to visit.
@@someone-somewhere-somethin true
@@pendejisimojuasjuasj yes,in my first time on the Internet I thought it was some kind of racial slurl...
"Next time we review the city"
*Starts punching La Sagrada Familia's walls with a hammer*
wait, you don’t ram your hammer into various objects?
@@hongsengchan9855 Yeah but just women and children
@@s1mo have you tried ramming it into your pc
"Tastes like 100% pork"
>Its actually turkey
Thats the power of spanish food amigo :)
El Pozo
Nothing tastes like pork in Turkey...
@@TheSlavChef that was the most layered joke I’ve seen today
@@jonathanwells223 I see you are a man of culture!
The atrocities commited in this video are very hard to process for a person that knows every bought product.
Just because it comes in a tin doesn't mean it should be consumed straight from the tin NQA...
@@pixiniarts The tinned food is almost the only one that he eat properly....
I CONFIRM
Lo del pulpo me ha dejado 😳
@@Gonzaoo22 No me dirás que probar los fideos crudos te ha parecido normal :)
Boris: Does a video in Spain
Spanish comunity: Allow us to introduce ourselves
(tremendo video)
no puedo con lo de la cerveza jaja ´´una cerveza, por favor pUtA´´
Bueno
Y la cara que puso con la sobrasada... espectacular
@@martaperezfuentes3079 lo que más me ha sorprendido es que le gustarán las almejas en lata, normalmente a la gente de fuera no les atrae mucho
@@alfonsobarrado2902 Pero luego hubo cosas como la palmera o el clipper que no le gustó, pero bueno, para gusto colores
Ah yes, as a Canadian I can confirm that 21 degrees is indeed blistering hot.
Even 15 degrees is pushing it
Australians and canadian weathwr would NOT gel
Try 38 °C
By now you can. You reckon 50 degrees c?
@@gosth81 For how long? Where I live, we get like 2-3 months where it doesn't drop below 38°, albeit with like half that under 30% humidity.
I laughed so hard at expecting a tipsy "stay cheeki breeki" but instead "eeey macarena
"Boris en España es solo un mito"
Boris en España:
XD no sabía que había tantos hispanoablantes en su canal
Nunca pensé k podría llegar a España jasjsj
Increíble la verdad, ahora que vaya a un país de Latinoamérica xd
Bn yo creo q le falta 0rovar un buen chorizo y dejar oa yybarra q es una mierda
Sorry I don't speak chorizo
"Enough preservatives to make your corpse glow"
- Dr. Boris(M.Phil)
How about msg
El Pozo trademark right here
Me an Spanish after seeing him try the palmera: yeah I also hope somebody likes them
lol
Why? Is it pure sugar in pancake-like shape?
@@DinnerForkTongue no, I dont know exactly how its done, I think that its done with an special dough that we use a lot here (we call it hojaldre) and it can be done in diferent ways, some shops make them by their own and they taste good, but supermarket ones are awful (excepto the chocolate ones, those are always good
Барис зделай манник
el resto del país no tenemos la culpa de compartir tierra y nacionalidad con un inculto gastronómico como tú.
No one’s gonna talk about how some random guy just came up and cheersed him? That was hilarious
ain't a random guy must be his friend/relative
@@honeybadgerr06 or his...
...gopnitsa...
Ever been to UK? :D
@@vrgoblin12 to be more specific scotland
@@МирославЈовановић-г8й more like everywhere apart from big cities
I am Spanish and I'm even surprised at how good he talks in Spanish. You know he practiced to say beer cerveza
Boris admitted in a past Q&A video that he can speak six languages.
@@zaadinandsetsunarose4966 Sheeeeesh
Jaja boris español
Hola yo soy de españa también and yeah he talks really welll
Los rusos en general se les da bien hablar español, el estereotipo de que pronuncian mucho la R es obra de los dobladores. Realmente un ruso pronuncia la r de manera peculiar hablando inglés, no español XD
Boris en canarias es literalmente el mejor crossover que nadie se había imaginado.
Literal, algo que nadie pidió, pero todos realmente deseábamos
Boris bebiendo Clipper de fresa jajajaja no me lo creo
Ya estoy rodando por el suelo y solo voy por la parte de la compra
Me gustaría ver su cara probando un escaldon
basadísimo
When he drank the caramel vodka, he immediatly putted it on “At Least The Locals Like It”.
He really hated that.
I noticed too XD
Boris' stomach is strong as hell. He is able to sample through a pile of food, mixing sh*t together. My stomach started turning after the mayo yet my admiration for Boris carried me through the video. I glad he was able to travel to Spain and share his Spanish feast with us.
and he took a bite of that slimy squid/octopus like it was a piece of nice old sosig
i'm sure all that food and booze doesn't play well together, gonna have one mean tummy ache
@@mr-century yes but boris is a tough man
@@orue5499 I love Boris but this was hyper disgusting. He ate the Ramen, the blood sausage and the octopus RAW. Those things must be cooked first¡ Also bought the worst shitty procesed food he could find.
Why write 'sh*t' instead of just shit or writing another word if you're so worry about it?
Boris goes to spain:
Casi el 90% de comentarios en español
I don’t know Spanish but I can still make out what that means
@@thndxrz9821 what the fuck mate chill
@@thndxrz9821 Oh.
@@thndxrz9821 but we have Google Lens, which can translate every word of your so-called "Spanish novel", so don't be a toxic shit, alright?
@@thndxrz9821 cállate tío me das vergüenza ajena.
First time I've heard Spanish spoken with Russian accent, best thing ever.
basically the definition of Portuguese
He read the Spanish words pretty good
@@bromisovalum8417 Portugeese is like spanish, but you're having a mild stroke
@@bromisovalum8417 Have you ever heard a bulgarian? It' s basically slavic portuguese😝
I followed your home made KVASS recipe 2wks ago, but it fermented so well that I think it could fuel Slav space programme... I drank a bottle on a bench, forgot that I had legs, and then bought mystery crisps from the discount shop and more drink. It was a good day!
I’ve never been more amused than when I hear a man with a Slavic accent curse in Spanish
Jajaja que grande 🤣
That’s Portuguese
Y lo mejor es que lo pronuncia mejor que muchos ingleses Jajajsjjdj
@@JRF1366 that's spanish... he's in spain
@@hexxx3d462 Its a cryptic joke, but what I was referring to is Portuguese sounds like a Slav speaking Spanish.
A list of what Boris ate:
- Baby bread
- Minced aged sausage (absolutely delicious)
- Turkey version of Doctor's Sausage
- Mayo (I'm native and I don't like Spanish mayo.)
- CONDENSED MILK
- A prepackaged salami and cheese sandwich
- Cheap sweet anis (It leaves an oil somehow on your hands, smells horrifically sweet)
- Cheap spanish knockoff vodka
- Canned Water
- Japanese clams in oil (Spaniards love tinned stuff idk, it always reeks)
- Calamari in red sauce
- Catalan cream cheese pie
- Basically sour cream
- Actual sour cream
- Basically a frosted fluffy doughnut
- Goat cheese and a mixed smoked cheese made from goat milk and cow's milk. Both are delicious.
- Cod roe
- Tuna
- Another kind of smoked and cured sausage, I forget what it's called.
- Boxed sangria
- Regular sausage and blood sausage
- Canned water no. 2
- Calamari v2
- Literal ramen noodles
- Western sugar water
Change the japanese clams for spanish clam and you are all set. But yeah we love tinne stuff because in Spain tinned things have much better quality than in the rest of the world.
And the calamari is octopus
@@QwertyUiop-bs2zr Package said the clams were japanese tho
They were super noodles tho. They taste nothing like ramen noodles.
Es fuet
@Spleens the Cat Raw if I'm right.
And of course, I was being diminutive, all of this stuff is delicious barring a few that I'm personally not a fan of
Imagine driving on the road and to your left you just see some slavic guy feasting on random food on a random table talking to himself
Not alone, the spirit of vadim is holding the camera
It is the most dangerous thing one can see
@@SO-Negative Artyom killed vadim?
@@МирославЈовановић-г8й Vadim couldn't make the trip, probably has too many holes to drill back in Rusland, but he send his spirit to guide Boris. I mean annoy Boris.
Edit: And what comes to Artyom well, his probably still being spoiled at babushkas house.
Thing is, some of my family might have seen him
I love the raw chaotic energy irradiating from this video
Yes please keep using my country's food like a chemistry set I am laughing like a maniac
do it FOR SCIENCE
When you send volunteers to republican Spain in Hearts of Iron 4
whenever I see republican spain, I immediately end playing as whatever country I was playing as before, tag over to spain, and start singing "QUE VOY A MATAR MAS GUIRIS!"
lmaoooo
@@julianiitheapostateconstan6744 "QUE VOY A MATAR MÁS GUIRIS QUE FLORES TIENEN MAYO Y ABRIL"
XDDDD
HAHAHAHAHAH genius!
"Enough preservatives to make your corpse glow" legendary line
Indeed
i'll use that one next time i go to my friend who sometimes has a drink which is made up of chemicals, and chemicals only.
Its sad because Boris cant go to Siam park!
So, radium?
@@pashauzan no
his spanish accent got better through out the video, thats the spirit of cucas cans posessing him
Boris has a russian accent u idiot
@@solid2869 u stupid or something? He means that boris only speaks better spanish throughout the video
@@thearbiter3351 hey chill comrade im not american like u.
@@solid2869 k good for you, I am a slav from the balkans. I am just here to tell you that you shouldn't call someone an idiot for leaving a nice comment
@@solid2869 america is a continent
You mean NEANDERTALS WHO STEAL
Me a galician (spain) seeing him eat raw octopus: * Pain but in Galician *
I say this like three time now is this coment sectiin, raw octopus is fine, I eat a loot of dishes whit raw octopus a some of them were really nice, is specially common in asian food.
Es pulpo cocido amigho
Boris: *habla español
Yo: *estuve esperando toda mi vida este momento
Boris speaking spanish sounds like portuguese ngl.
"let's move on to cheeses or jesus as the locals say"
Dead xD
it’s a waste that he didn’t buy Spanish ham in Spain
That’s the best part
@@justsomeplantcells- I mean, he said that he'll explore the city region, so there's more to come I guess
I was in a way to literal mood at that moment and was like ... 'How do you get jesus from queso?"
@@pashauzan He seems to be somewhere in the Canary Islands from what I can see, possibly Tenerife, so yeah it's gonna be an interesting video.
@@redleader232 yep
I can imagine the locals passing by and watching were secretly incredibly jealous. Just a man sitting in the sun having a picnic for himself with beer, salami, sandwiches and cake enjoying his best life free of judgment? I'd learn a lesson from seeing such a guru
@@lugburz-shak4629 D:
@@lugburz-shak4629 Oh Im Canadian so this was spoken from a completely ignorant Canadian perspective without any thought into politics which- i feel completely guilty of now.
I just hope he wore sunscreen. He was worryingly pale.
@@lugburz-shak4629 I don't see anything that would be considered politics in your comment.
he wasn't by himself
blin
I'm not from Spain, but I'm Hispanic and it's hilarious to hear how you pronounce Spanish words. I honestly think you should review Portugal, because I'm sure Slav-accented Portuguese is going to sound wild.
Portuguese (European) already sounds totally Slavic.
You know the world is returning to some semblance of order when Boris Country Review returns
He went to an island right off the coast of morocco
@@azzzanadra and?
"Tastes like 100% pork"
That Doctor's sausage was made of turkey XD
if someone makes sausage of turkey, shouldn't it taste like kebab? XD
@@sealiah9452 It honestly tastes like wet pink with a hint of meat
The best of Spain is that the beer is cheaper than the water, truly magnificent.
Water is cheaper... in the public fountains.
@@LuisAldamiz yeah but beer is cleaner lol
@@gunfuego Alcohol is cleaner, beer is too low in alcohol content and thus smells to rot and attracts roaches from all around. Worked enough in taverns to know that muc.
That's Czech republic my friend xddd
"Pre made circular cheese bread" Is how I'm going to refer to pizza from now on
Everyone: there is pandemic you cannot travel you won't be able to do anything
Boris: what pandemic there is mayonnaise to be eaten
Mayo and Doktor Sausage together is covid vaccine 😌
He kinda panicked while switching between Drink of Horrors, Unsalted Cheese Abomination and Tentacle of the Deep.
It's the Triangle of Doom, and he barely escaped.
that fresh/soft cheese is supposed to be eaten with other stuff, the drink is what kids drink (they only buy chocolate one, strawberry one is gross), and the octopus is supposed to be boiled before eating.
@@Franfran2424 The vanilla one is ok too.
The strawberry milkshake is really gross
@@Franfran2424 I don't think kids drink the drink of horrors i was referring to lol. The final one where he mixed vodka, beer and everything else. Mjum!
Imagine Boris visits latin america and
Gets injured in the usual road craters
Makes an epic fight with a robber, robber got knife, boris bayonet
Drinks mayonez
Drives a shitbox
Fights against paramilitary groups
And chokes if he ever visits the andes or any mountain range
Knife fight? That's just Barcelona jajaja
That just sounds like your average Russian city
@@lfox02 Nah but it ain't a 1v1
@@unterhau1102 Boris will pass a great time in the wilderness of a bunch of 3rd world countries
I want to see that movie
You kow, coming from a Slav, speaking English, pronouncing Spanish, You did it very well
(at the recommended section)
me: hmm that flag looks familiar...
me: WAIT-
LITERALLY THOUGH
I saw it and I was like “huh...spain?”
That coats of arms is from Amadeo I (ruled from 1870-1873)
I really believe Boris decided to learn how to swear in Spanish before learning how to say hello
3:54) "Here you say:
Una cerveza
por favor
puta"
Me: *WHEEZE*
what does that mean?
@@mambe4349 A beer please, bi*-h.
@@Tomass23231 Oh XD
Hearing Boris mispronounce "Equipajes y salida" made me almost cry out of laughing.
After hearing boris say "puta madre" I became the *visible happiness* meme... next time come visit italy so I can hear you say "pizza mozzarella mandolino, all'alba vincerò"
"Children's bread"
If this is not the most accurate description I don't know what is
Old people's bread?
@@ChaplainPhantasm hmm...
I'm spanish and he already ate more local food than me in my whole life
Pero no probó la paella, gran decepción...
@@waluigi3067 ostia ya ves
@@waluigi3067 ni la tortilla de patata
This was a riot to watch, I missed your foreign food videos. the last few minutes had me in tears
Boris be like: Why is there no alcohol in this children juice
Brat me?
@@годгев yooo ur bro getting popular
@@ismenqn5556 ся ше та бия с колана
@@годгев ся ше дойда с мопа и ше видиш
"The 21 degree blistering hot heat outside"
*Still laughing in southern hemisphere*
lol 21 degrees is average AC temperature in my country
21 is the minimum habitable temperature in my country
In India, there is a huge diversity in temperatures. In the place where I live, 21C is moderate and 44C is hot.
@@DrAcula-ct5xk ac temperature is 30 what are you talking about
*laughs in 110 degrees*
Arizona. Fuckin brutal mate
As a Spanish, hearing Boris trying to talk our language is one of the most hilarious and mystical things I've seen in a year or two xD
Totalmente de acuerdo XD
Ya somos tres... Que partida de culo XD
Brutal, si me he podido reír XD
El momento de sobrasada de mallorca xdd sí que sabe de comida este hombre
Ha sido de lo mejorcito
This is so amazing, as a Spanish fan of your channel I’m very happy!
the fact someone came over had a drink with him tells me all i need to know about the spanish
To say hello you give a beer to a Spanish
If you go to spain and give someone a beer you have a friend
As a spanish i verify this message
Aye free alcohol is free alcohol and in Spain that’s all u need to make a friend
Nadie:
Absolutamente nadie:
Un ruso en canarias: morcilla con leche condensada
cuando salió del aeropuerto del sur no me lo podía creer, hay que encontrarlo y llevarlo a un guachinche si sigue aqui
esta por las Américas parece pero no estoy seguro no se vee bien
No conozco a este tipo el algoritmo de TH-cam como siempre
* Ríe en "pulpo con literal cuña de queso" *
@@mr_soap9613 jajajaj
Nunca me imagine a Boris hablando en Español xD
Lo habla mejor que los ingleses y los americanos XD
Yo esperaba ansioso este momento
Aye tacos
@@alexyakobchuk4785 Spain it does not have tacos par excellence, they/me have paella, sangria, tinto de verano,gazpacho, salmorejo, tortillitas de camarones, among other things...
@@sektu7647 tacos!
05:10 Lol... The brand of the flour is "Eliges", literally "you choose" 😂😂
Yo: como chorizo y se me repite 3 dias
Boris comiendo sobrasada con chopped y mayonesa al sol: Cheeki breeki
salchicha con leche condensada
Blyat eso es algo delicioso xd
@@darkinfusion jajajaja, todavía estoy que no me lo creo, pese a la prueba en vídeo.
También se comió los fideos instantáneos en seco.
Sí, suena como el sistema digestivo del hombre promedio de Europa del este 💀
Being Spanish, from canary Islands, this is genuinely disturbing and amazing to watch in same quantities
Joder tío, que teneis a ignatius
Yo Boris, coming from a slav, you should come up to Northern Spain (especially Basque Country/Navarra). There's a completely different cuisine, geography and just general vibes around here. There's a lot of contrasting variety in Spain depending on where you are, so enjoy that variety while you can!
Aaagreeeee
Pais vasco? LO QUEREIS RAPTAR SO MALDITOS, nosotros alicantinos os detendremos
Que aproveche a visitar todo, hay mucho que ver por toda la península también
Boris: "21º is blistering hot"
me: *laughs in Brazilian*
Laugh in Vietnamese as well,comrade
In south spain right now have 43° he would survive the true summer lol
@@hello7646 50º ni frio ni calor xdd
Honestly you probably havent been to hungary, 39°C is normal, 43 not so much, but not uncommon 😃
@@victoroliva3774 😂 😂 😂 😂
Nobody:
Boris: Dips salami sandvich into condensed milk
(Vomits)
Its disgusting
Sweet + savory = zayevits!
Boris video: Exist for 50 seconds
Like count: up and up I go!
"You want to make mayonez to enjoy, not to kill stomach parasite" Why not both?
I think it's called vodka
Been rewatching all these older Boris uploads because they’re superb and hopefully TH-cam will pay him for his hard work.
Also, 21 degrees is bloody hot to me……I’m from the north of Scotland and I “don’t do” heat! The sun can fack off!
@@Highland_Moo From Iraq, this may it reached like 43 send help 💀🙏
MI VIDA ESTA COMPLETA YA VI A BORIS HABLAR ESPAÑOL!
YA PUEDO MORIR EN PAZ
nuestra vida* 👌👀
Y la mia
Y la mia :'D
Los universos alternativos se han cruzado por fin :'D
Y la mia :v
Things to remember for making blin in Spain:
Huevos: Eggs
Leche: Milk
Harina: Flour
Azucar: Sugar
Edit: holy crap thanks for all the likes
Meanwhile in Filipino:
Itlog: Eggs
Gatas/Leche: Milk
Harina: Flour
Asukal: Sugar
no milk, cow juice ;)
Fuck this
I am dropping Spanish
Screw you guys , I am going home
Germany:
Eier: eggs
Milch: milk
Mehl: flour
Zucker: sugar
Thank you Google translate
Boris: "O Pendejo"
Me: *Happy mexican noises*
Con que bonito enfasis dijo pendejo 🤣🤣🤣
*Also happy mexican noises*
Stfu
The flag in the thumbnail is a never seen before weird alternative history flag, the shield in the center is from the house of savoy, that once reigned over spain, while it should be the shield of the house of bourbon.
I can't even imagine how boris found that flag, but it looks great, don't change it lmao
You used the Spanish flag that was in use only during the two years of the Saboyan dinasty (1871-1873), and I think its amazing.
"looked best"
I prefer the First Republic One but that flag is amazing too
Spaniards seeing a probably drunk man in Spain in Spanish summer with a ushanka dipping bread sandwich and sausage in condensed milk be like : *Lo he visto todo en mi vida ahora. Tiempo De morir*
nah it's more like "anda mira, un guiri"
dependiendo de en que parte del mundo estés, eso es lo menos raro que verás en tu vida
@@Ranzord95 bueno si, depende de si lleva la kalashnikov o no jajajaj
you forgot the "ya estan los guiris jodiendola"
as an spanish myself, I know only half of the products Boris is eating today haha
Totalmente, y hace unas cosas cuanto menos curiosas. Y el pulpo se lo come crudo.
Yo creo que es porque en Canarias tienen muchos productos para estranjeros, por el turismo.
No es porque en Canarias haya productos extranjeros, es que para ustedes los godos, Canarias es el extranjero y no se enteran de la mitad de las cosas que pasan aqui.
@@JoseDanielFSX por mi parte solo puedo decir que Canarias es de mis regiones favoritas de España, de godo tengo poco y que siendo de Madrid, me entero de lo que pasa no más allá de Toledo, y no he ido apenas a ningún supermercado de otra comunidad, si nos ponemos así de quisquillosos, para mí Guadalajara es el extranjero. Entre eso, y que en Canarias hay menos población que en la ciudad de Madrid, no oigo mucho de lo que pasa por ahí, pero sitios como La Orotava son espléndidos. Al menos no ignoro el problema migratorio, no como el gobierno
@@JoseDanielFSX Es que no ha cogido los productos mas típicos ni de canarias ni de España, me refiero, si cogiese productos canarios, habría cogido clipper por ejemplo, en vez del batido ese asqueroso, en vez de tirarle mierda a gente por motivos totalmente ilógicos, date cuenta de que es normal que no nos sepamos los productos del super de canarias, principalmente por que, muchos de ellos no son ni tan siquiera típicos, podría haber cogido una pantera rosa y todos contentos xddd, Un saludo!!
4:40 Boris leyendo en español!! Es hermoso!!! ❤❤
"Ингреденьты: лечэ энтера... дэ вака"
@@cactusowo1835 👍🙂
@@sofiaalejandraromero1693 Nunca voy a volver a agarrar un cartón de leche sin leerlo con acento ruso
As a Spanish Boris fan I laughed through the whole video. The Jesus joke just killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Same, this video is great!
X2 spanish fan
Es el puto amo
Tío, un puto espía nos visita y solamente sabes reírte de un chiste malo de gopnik?
Lo peor aunq boris es acojonante esq la mitad de las cosas se las come mal 😂
Rip "isssssss Boris"
You will be missed
I smell a petition.
Yea, i miss old intro much
I LOVE how his Spanish skills are almost on point without him even trying that much XD Boris truly is Mr. Worldwide.
As a Spanish guy that's been following you for 3 years now, this is fucking hilarious