Teleporting Tea - Slovakia country review
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 27 ก.ย. 2024
- Boris returns to Slovakia through the power of teleportation tea.
Bratislava bring many tourist attractions like.. A castle. Traffic. A man with a saw trying to get a bike from the street.
Previous Slovakia country review video:
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"the streets are full of colorful people!"
*guy stealing bike*
it's colourful...Americans...
@@edoardoscp9274 I think the PC term is colored-americans.
He is not stealing bike, he just lost the key
@@m.m.3248 so that's why the security guard did nothing.
@@marschallblucher6197 exactly. They knew, what was going on.
5:00 notice how the stack of alcohol-free beer is completely untouched. That's how you know you are in a slavic country
I think it's safe to say *European country. Europe is an alcoholic continent.
Who the fuck drinks alcohol free beer??
@@raku8349 People who like the taste of beer but still need to drive home afterwards. Other than that, can't think of anyone
@@Azelheart1 eh fair enough
@@raku8349 for the drunk driver that can't wait till he gets home to have a beer, or the drunk driver that's hit 1 to many families
Just Boris filming a guy stealing a bike.
Славс are born for it
Ikr
In front of the castle
That is OUR bike ☭
Yeah is my country.🤔🇸🇰
I would seriously watch an entire youtube channel of Boris just visiting countries and thier supermarkets, He somehow makes it both entertaining and informative.
Stealing bike in front of Slovakia House of Parliament( *Gone normal* )
you know, its is quite accurate xD
guy stealing bike is just following the example of parliament members
I live in Slovakia and help its normal xd
Parlamient = prison
Ja
Boris bread in Slovakia is not assault weapon
it is siege weapon, tool to open doors, of vadim's house
Or for French army :)))
BANDVIT Romania ios The French use Baguettes as swords
The bleed red wine
They use croissants as throwing knives
And steal a bike
THIS IS how you perform a siege correctly! You arm the sieging forces with enough supplies, so the besieged run out of supplies first! Too many times in these medieval slavic countries sieges were lifted cos the supps ran out
13:54 On lid it says "Smetana ke šlehání", which means "Whipping cream". That's not Sour cream, that's for cooking! :D
Next time look for "Zakysaná smetana". That's the one you want c:
Tá modrá (z firmy rajo) nie oranžová. Na oranžovej je aj napísané že 33% 😂
I live in Slovakia, and my friend lives in the house on the start (the green one) :D
A ja žijem v Bratislave :) tak ahoj
Hen ďalší slovák cs
@@Flippyyy_ cs??? Čo to znamena
@@pigeon8985 cs je proste skratka na čau alebo namiesto cs sa niekedy používa aj cc alebo čus a tak
@@Flippyyy_ neni cs skratka čus ? ja nwm :D
Opa! 🤙
DJ Blyatman hehe tell him to come to Romania next time please
Btw NEED MORE HARDBASS POWER
DJ Blyatman good representacion bro
you learn something new every day
I know that, u are my slovakian brother, konecne slovan
I am Russian and my neighbor's name is actually Vadim
My neighbor's name is igor and other neighbor naked slovana and you might know why people call her that hehe
im latvian and every other neighbor is named vadim or igor or vadislav
Vadim blyat...
My neigbour is a syrian immigrant i swear to god hes shouting in arabic everyday
Gamers Strike Try to scream back at him in the language you know the best.Let's observe his reaction.
I lost it at that guy trying to steal the bike. Like wtf man?
normal day in slovakia XD
Modderrama! How do u know?
Firedash Pyrofox that guy is stupid
Edit: oh wait it was fake I was wrong
And in daylight, with a security guard
Regular day in Slovakia Security fear people
Not seeing anyone explain the smetana mystery, I'll give it a go:
Smotana - Slovakian spelling
Smetana - Czech spelling
(Kunín is a Czech company selling product in both countries, so the packaging is bilingual)
Smetana? Cream. (all kinds of cream, hence your mistake)
Smetana na šlehání? Cream for whipping (NOT whipped cream! Whipped cream that's already whipped = šlehačka)
Zakysaná smetana = sour cream
Vysočina = czech product
Omg. Thank you for explaining. I also once bought in slovakia, instead of sour cream, liquid cream.
@@evitakrevneva551 there are two types of smota: kyslá smotana - the normal sour cream and smotana na varenie - smotana for cooking or as you can see - liquid cream :D
Jsem jediný Čech tso má Mexické taťka lol, jenom ze bydlím v Americe
Ooh, sour cream! Do you eat baked potatoes in your country?
*INGREDIENTS:*
*- SUPER*
*- KRÉM*
Like what more do You need to to know?
That guy is stealing that bike so casually. :)
Maybe he just lost his keys?
I doubt he is stealing it
Its the traditional way to lock your bike in Bratislava
if the guard can see him and did nothing propably it's his use brain
Karad 98 I don't that many there just casually carrying metal cutting saw.
When I steal bikes I try to be causal so I don't get caught. I pretend it's my bike
Someone: **makes a video About slovakia**
Slovaks: H E L L O
Ahoj
Ahoj
Ahoj ako sa mas?
Hello how are you?
(Insert Other Languages Here)
Ale čau.
Ahoj
Boris, if you want to visit a true Slovak store, next time visit Coop Jednota, but idk if there is one in Bratislava, maybe in smaller towns🤔
FEF there is one in Stupava, a city near bratislava
V BB ich je veľa
Jednotu na Vychodze všudzy najdzeš
In BA there is YEME, it's ours.
@@ArtstersRecords keby prisiel do YEME tak mu odpali dekel, podla toho co za sracky nakupil v Kauflande, tak by to pre neho mohlo byt zivotu nebezpecne :D
7:41 smetana is in Czech and smotana is in Slovakia
Ivan Kakadu Smetana is in Slovene as well
i agree but that is chzech cuz (i think) its made in czech rep.
smotana in bulgarian is and idiot girl
And I thought Smetana was a musician... :D
Smetana=Cream, Zakysana=Sour. If you buy only "smetana" you don't get "zakysana smetana". It's that simple.
Coop jednota, Is pretty much the most Slovak shop
Je I know those commercials
Ja pametam tie reklami
Agro, Kraj, Coop jednota..
Sintra
Coop jednota is old... better is lidl, sintra, kaufland...
@@petervykoupil2218 lidl and kaufland are german
The man steeling the bike though good job Boris excellent video and good review
>Boris buys "Big Boss" license plate
> *Kept you waiting,huh?*
I get it XD
Fucks sake yes actually! I was waiting for someone with a big boss acc to say this since I first saw the video
It's BratiSLAVa
Wow thank me country city name
bratiSlAVa and SLAVakia
Ba-dum-tss
BratisLOVER
And original name is PreSLAVa
5:45 you can hear "everybody was kung fu fighting" and I was laughing so hard.
"are there rats with knife in this apartment?!"
Vadim?
*angry vadim noises*
No jasné ti krysí té zabijí lol. (The rats will kill kill you lol)
Is just vadim
ROMANIA. We may not have slavic ethnicity but our culture has a lot of slavic influence. We all like Placinta(Blin), Kompot, Smetana, etc.
Clatite (blin)
What lives in romania
...stays in romania
Ou Slovak national dish halusky requires a type of cheese called bryndza. Apparently the word come from your brânză.
@@jarnovanderwal4071 Romanians...
Definitely go to the super market when you travel!
It's the best way to see what the locals are buying and eating!
Kudos for those country review videos, really fun to watch!
Thx for visiting Slovakia again my Slavic brother
Smetana is Czech, Smotana is Slovak. It's whipping cream. It even says right on there. "Ke šlehání"/"na sľahanie" means "for whipping". If you want sour cream you have to look for "(Za)kysaná smetana"/"kyslá smotana".
No one:
Literally no one:
Me: blyatislavia
no.
no more No one, Me:
memes
please
No one
Me 1% on a phone 📱 ah shit
@@nordin.munteanu theyre the best comment section memes
41% - Go to Serbia
39% - Go to Romania
11% - Go to ...., some irrelevant stuff or comments about the video
this gets updated once in a while
Don't call em that people will get triggered (not me)
iGotPixelated meanwhile..
there are 277 mentions of Serbia, 181 mentions of Croatia, 124 mentions of Slovenia, and 80 mentions of the rest of ex Yugoslav countries.
So Romania is mentioned 268 times.. that's second next to Serbia, certainly not 60% and 30% _"some yugoslav country"?_ more like..
65% - Go to _"some yugoslav country"_
25% - Go to Romania
10% - other beautiful countries..
lukStSerb thanks 👌
I like how Boris is laughing at the car in the garage. Except the fact that car is actually from Prague
Actually some Slovaks have car from Czech Republic or at least they pretend to have to save money.
*Except
Pardon cože ? 😂😂
@@p2wsquad Prostě mít auto hlášený v Česku vyjde levněji a lépe, než na Slovensku.
I can truly say that Edinburgh does have mayonnaise ice cream but it’s the British style of mayo so it’s slightly different but it would be interesting to see a travel guide to a non Slavic country just replace Gopniks with chavs kvass with larger and vodka for whisky
Edinburgh for the cuisine and Glasgow for the neds. What will happen if Boris gets on the Buckfast?
You've bought "smetana ke šlehání" it is for making whipped cream by whiping it. Or it can by use for sauces to give them more smooth taste and texture. Sour cream is "zakysaná smetana" and have around 13% of fat ;)
Just to clear up, "smetana ke šlehání" and "zakysaná smetana" are Czech terms. In Slovak, they are called "smotana na šľahanie" and "kyslá smotana" respectively.
He held the sour cream in his hand and PUT IT BACK poor Boris xD
3:01 čakaaaj ferkoo xD
@Kiss-Horváth Ferenc yes it is name
Xddd ferkooo
naozaj sa voláš Kromka? milé
She said Wait Ferko
@@lester8545 nope. František this time ;)
Weird is, that from all country reviews, Slovakia is the smallest and he made three videos about it
:D
Biggest in spirit
Walk out the door! It's a Slaw country. You can make a thousand videos about it :D
It's because of the tatra tea
pretoze je slovak ? :D
@@demodca je rus alebo estonec, povedal to v jednom videu, len nie ktore z tych dvoch
Boris in the supermarket is exactly how I felt when I was living in Republic of Georgia in 2001 (working for an NGO) and I visited a Batumi supermarket for the first time after 6 months. "Absolut Vodka? Frozen pelmeni? Swiss chocolate? What wizardry is this?"
Nejaký Slovak??
Jaaaa
Anooo
ja
Da
Ja
Go to Berlin, specially the east Berlin to look out for Slavic leavings.
he already did
J. Borowski i was in berlin from 13 of july to 17 of july
yeah,deutschland ist das beste land
night crawler Nope, Russland beste
night crawler Das ist die Nichtwahrheit
"Now these, are tourists. They wear colourful clothes, and speak strange languages. Try to avoid"
Wait....
Boris really out here criticizing other tourist for colorful clothing while wearing a bright fucking yellow jacket
It was a joke chill dude
Even when I am a tourist, I agree
Siberia Review 😀❤️😁
You mean serbia
Janicije Petrovic no
Damian Skrzypczak you are correct
No Siberia Russia
Janicije Petrovic Siberia, no Serbia 🇷🇸 😀
BORIS COME TO ROMANIA IN BUCHAREST, you need to look for ZACUSCA
_In mother russia, you dont consume Tatra Tea_
_Tatra tea consumes you_
Wolver Derp :P
Not funny
Lol.
In American history,
The astronauts landed on the moon.
But in soviet Russian history,
The moon landed on them.
*In mother russia, vodka drinks you*
Bricks from Mars
Stop
Ollie Cheung
Please stop. Not funny
Ok, I started watching your videos (after hearing 2000 times Slav King) and I'm loving your content, man :D
Greetings from Argentina, a south-western spy ;)
"I've done nothing but teleport tea for 3 days"
why you always comment before i can?
Boi I was before
Justin Y. JUSTIN LEAVE ME ALONE
SO I AM CONFUSION. Why u fast everytim. EGGSPLAIN.
Justin Y. If you have no intention to watch the video or you arent interested in it and youve just came here to shitpost you can kindly fuck off
The best thing to watch while being drunk after whole day sitting in home and then going on the night shift. I'm still questioning myself how do I grammar when I should be sleeping like two hours ago xD
come to Romania
In Slovakia we have sour cream and sweet sour cream the sweet is for making whip cream or šľahačka as we call it.
slahacka je uplne bez chuti :DD
...and also the stuff for cooking "Smotana na varenie".
This is a travel video after my own heart. ✈🎥😍The first time I visited a grocery store in a distant land (Medellín, Colombia), my friends there were getting impatient with me, because I wanted to stop and check out all of the mysterious fruits and vegetables in the produce section that I had never seen back home (¿limón mandarino?, ¿guanábana?, ¡¿tomate de árbol?!), and they just wanted to grab a couple of things and get out. That's one of the advantages of traveling alone; you can take your time exploring new things that you find interesting but that bore your friends to tears. I love watching your travels videos and hope you make many more.
Producing is not as important as Boris video everyone!
Edit: Come back to Latvia for šprotes.
Romania
Latvia!!!
Indeed, Latvija is an awesome country. C'mon, everybody knows they're Slavs warping as Balts ^^
No, we are proudly baltic
Boris does, what Boris wants to. That's the purpose of this channel.
Go to Romania! If you want to ;)
Romania isn't slavic tho
Ponos It's western slavic
He said any where.
You are right, Boris. I got it, when You started shopping and go for local things. Thats experiencing country.
I have to make it a routine with every trip from now on. Cheers.
Boris, I made 10 kids in my school start watching your channel. Stay Cheeki Breeki!
Thin White Duke nice job
that sure is a lot of Kids
doing god's work
So wrong Boris!!! You took "butter" without reading percentage of fat!. In Eastern countries it is never 100%...
This was Boris to Boris.
🇧🇬
it is usually 81 or 88 in Canada
I once had Spanish "50% less fat" butter. They just mixed it with water. XD
Maslo is everything higher of 82% acc. to norm.
Next time try "točená" kofola in a restaurant. Its from a barrel, its better
čapovaná kofola*
Točená xD odkial si?
@@lukasbarta8014 Olomouc xdd
@@lilchorche9132 aha :D tak potom hej
točenú máme akurát klobásu :D pivo a kofola sa čapuje :)))
I am Slovak so this lights up my day
Smetana is in Czech language and smotana is in Slovak language.
Just re watching this video as we are stuck in lockdown and Boris commentary of the guy stealing the bike is comedic gold 😀 👍 🤣🤣🤣
"Maybe I should go and help" 😂
Teleporting gopniks?. That explains alot.
When you have a Lidl in your hometown and your from America...
Damn Germans are taking over
Better be the eastern Germans then. They will set you free :)
Got them here in Scotland anaw
hippity hoppytiy this country is now our property/Lebensraum/Territorium
@@robsche5130 aber natürlich mein Herr.
When you have lidl in your hometown and you are finnish
Next time buy "ZAKYSANÁ SMETANA". I think it will do...
ne
(/?
Kyslá Smotana, but close enough 😂 (zakysana smetana is czech)
we have koflandand lidl in romania
Kaufland *
Before Boris going there: Slovakia
After Boris going there: Slavakia
Nagy N After Boris goes there it will be known as “Borislovakia”
@@shaisuko8453 Ah yes, we gotta rename the capital city to Borislava :D
You could've chosen from many brands of slivka and you went with Klasik :D I hope your body recovered
Hello Boris from Slovakia :D Slováci likeee :)
Slovenskoo!
Jakub Píš čus comrade
Konečne XD
A Moraváci ne?☹️☹️
Jakub Píš ahoj ja česky 🇨🇿🇸🇰
So Boris 🇷🇴Romania?
The crows will get him. Boris probably doesn't want to get robbed. 😅😥
Da true but he has a sovit draginov sniper rifle in the intro so...
HE CAN GO TO ROMANIA! 🇹🇩
*dragunov
Romania is not really slav (as hungary) but well, why not
hm not bad idea
It's..fairly avarage, not as slav as hungary for example but I live here and I can tell you, it is slav enough, just depends on the city.
Boris , come to Romania !! Go to the city of Braşov , it is probably the most blyatiful city , and the only one worth visiting here in Romania ! During the Communist Era , Braşov was renamed after The Glorious Leader of USSR at that time , "Stalin City" . Here in Romania we have tons of types of beer , and as well a lot of types of traditional food , all of it being extremely delicious . Please consider Romania as a next country to visit ! (Btw , here everything is extra-cheap , and good , like a 500ml bootle of water , which is like 2 lei = about 0.4-0.5 euros )
Lightwall MLG da or Bucharest or padena
He should try the Romanian Semînte too
knowing Boris, he will visit Astra or Valea Cetății neighborhoods lol
but does it have beer cheaper than water? (like in slovakia and czechia)
Cancer Cells no.
“Small sprinkle of mayonnaise” as he covers the whole slice
Mayonez*
I like how boris walks in a market with no slavic shoes
Come to Serbia
smetana is czech and smotana is slovakia soo ye :D
slovakia: *exists*
german store companies: helo
If you looking for a Slovak grocery shop you need to go to "JEDNOTA"
Come to Romania my friend.
kto je tu zo slovenska lol
dzugi mgtow420 všetko dobré 😉
dzugi mgtow420 ja :D
česko...
Z česka
dzugi mgtow420 ja :D
"I've done nothing but teleport *tea* for the past three days"
Go in Serbia and try burek and Shopska salad.
Laza GT And Rakija and Medovaca
To ti je hrvatski stari
Try muchkariţa never wronged me.
There is a Slovak store.. its called Coop Jednota
Will Boris make a Romania country review?
being from Slovakia, I am cringing seeing him shopping for those low quality products which are mostly not local at all. Should've let someone help you :D Next time, stick to brands like Sabi and Agromilk for dairy products, Hyza for processed and unprocessed meats, Tatrakon for canned meats, Ryba for fish products and Sedita for sweets. Good job with the bread and hummus, those are traditional local brands (Vamex and Lunter). As for alcohol, try Šariš (beer) and Gas Familia spirits - specifically borovička /juniper/, hruška /pear/ and slivovica /plum/.
To nemá cenu, už když byl v ČR tak mu lidi psali, že se měl zeptat co je místní a stejně nakoupí zase ty importovaný sračky. Pak to vypadá, že tady máme sortiment jak za totality.
@@haraldsigurdsson1232 It was not sour cream, but rather a whipping cream. You use it as an ingredient in cooking or make whipped cream/butter with it.
@@makak_zeleny And he made same mistake twice he bought whipping cream since the percantage is what is used for...10 percent for cooking 14 percent is classic sour cream and 30 is whipping :D :D
“Bratislava a place for old cars” 😂 people who live in Bratislava probably know this but most of the cars in Bratislava are very expensive new luxury cars but also depends in which of Bratislava u live in
Actually ppl are changing cars and cell phones more often than anywhere else...
It was a joke.
Mostly around Ružinov
3:20 What is this? Babushka's jam shelf or what?"
hahaha that got me
Did I hear Kung Fu Fighting in the supermarket?
6:33 i spilled my coffee
Please visit Romania! Would be awesome
GOD DAMN IT COME TO ROMANIA ALREADY BLYAT!
You triggered
Txtspeak Romania may not be Slavic but they sure do live like them
First moldova
Txtspeak Yep i agree let boris come to moldova instead
@@marc6572 Fucking Moldova
Boris: buys cream for whisking
Also Boris: WAT THIS IS MILK
fun fact:
I did some research and found out that, the factory around 2:34 is the Volkswagen Bratislava Plant
You should visit Czech Republic again, but not Prague... Something like Brno or Ostrava...
@@TudBoatTed It looks like you never been in Moravia... Moravia is totally a better place for Boris to go... It's more Slavic than Bohemia
Moravia is basically Eastern Slovakia
you mean western
@ i mean in terms of culture
@@Cptn8993 you obviously haven't been to Eastern Slovakia..
Come to Romania,please🙏🙏🙏. If you come please anounce.
Come to Serbia or Croatia !
5:44 is that Everybody Is Kung Fu Fighting in the background
*DEMONETIZED*
Come to REAL Finland. Northern or Eastern. We are more slavic there than Southern Finland will ever be!
Southern Finns are wannabe Scandinavians ya know.
Stick to your Finnski roots
Boris go to former Yugoslav country and make Yugoslav food
You need to come to Serbia and try some real plum rakija
Pozsony (Bratislava) is beautiful. I just know it was the Hungarian capital city for a thausands year.
Pls visit Budapest too .
Come to Croatia blyat in Pula there is restaurant named Cacadu cyka.
ok
lol
Are you promoting your own restaurant Luka ? :(
Luka Božac Hey your country lost the world cup blyat. Not one slavic country won the world cup.
Mark Sia And not one slavic country got to second place
Note: This Kaufland was located in a city of Senec (20km from Bratislava) - which is also my home town
Come to Slovenia, another Slav country
Kaiser can i introduce you to Gavrilo Princip :)
@@mzakelj Lol he got serbed.
And Croatia
Why are you walking barefoot into the supermarket at 4:08
it is normal ?
Sun is shine. Shoe for western spy.
Good I’m not the only one bothered by this
Jesenka is supposed to eat directly, not on bread comrade
Well it is supposed to go into your coffee actually. But I always eat it straight
@@stepankasroufkova1677 tea!
@@jahsjs4946 never heard of anyone putting jesenka into his tea :D must try it
@@stepankasroufkova1677 Nikdy som to ešte neskúsil, ale babka furt hovorila že si to ľudia dávajú čaja 😀
@@jahsjs4946 zajímavý xD ale co říká babka musí být pravda
if you are going to visit Slovakia one more time, rather do buy Rajo Kysla smotana - or Babicka (Babushka :)) - 14 or 16% -THIS is the sour cream. Usually blue coloured package), 30% smotana is a whipped cream. But it also happened to me, that I bought some thin/soupy sour cream... Also, you did not buy 3 chillies - first you tried the pickled sweet red paprika, second the Tomato paste, the last one was actually chilli :) If you would like to have authentic chilli, buy Feferonky instead (slovak-hungarian hot peppers).