Vacations in 30a Once
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- "No shirt, no shoes, no income tax" John Crist is every white girl that vacations in 30a. From the people, to the beaches to the hot spots...a vacation in 30a is truly a unique experience.
John Crist is a standup comedian. For more videos, bio and live tour dates, visit www.johncristco...
“Where the 1% got gentrified out by the .1%” 😂
This was the best‼️
I screamed laughing
That was incredible
Thats were I have vacationed for the last 12 years
☠️☠️☠️
Waxed, relaxed, and definitely not vaxxed. 😂😂😂
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🤣
Ahmen
Fuck vaxed! 🇺🇸
perfect
This made my day. We just arrived back home from 30A. 😆 I added so much diversity with my crossover suv in gray.
30A, where 2018 Range Rovers are considered vintage
where we are at... luxury is paying the extra money to have the Carmax sticker removed from your reasonably cheap car.
The inflation is becoming a problem, they are putting up balloons everywhere 🙄
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Clearly, I'm one of the people who's too broke to even know what 30a is.
Yep, let me join the Google search as well.. But it give me "Get out" vibe.
@@ketennievaughn2317 💀💀💀😂😂😂
I thought it was California when I first saw the buildings in the video lol, I was clueless...
@@BuckMcAntlerson that's what that sticker is!!! I always thought it was one of the hippie schools in my area 😂😂
I’ve definitely seen the number stickers all over south Louisiana.
Living and working here, this video is 100% accurate. I get rude stares when I drive my 2017 Range Rover through Alys beach.
If you visit, eat at Shade’s and Caliza!
I would love to roundhouse kick everyone on the bicycles that just decide that they can pull out in front of traffic and totally ignore any vehicles or pedestrians.
@@suckafree97 I’m not near 30A, but here in Hilton Head it’s the saaaaaame! Bikes and pedestrians are everywhere and they’re so annoying! 🤦🏻♀️🥴 Most are riding rental bikes they can’t ride because of the pedal brakes. 😂
Not exactly the same but the people from the Chicago hood seem to be vacationing in the Milwaukee hood, poorly parked cars all around. Actually, I am not even joking about seeing more Illinois plates than Wisconsin plates today, but actually I think they are moving here or I missed some big game or something. I used to work for RICH people, and I was thankful for the job, no hate from me, I truly am thankful for the rich, someone needs to pay retail so I can get the hand me downs. I don't even mind being called "the help." Yeah, because they need me, and honestly, I needed them.
love how he was doing his normal comedy but then he must’ve been getting weird looks from a person nearby for the joke at 2:02
As someone who is here right now and have been helping my in-laws find 30A stickers and shirts, this was so perfect.
They’re from Texas and I’ve been trying to explain the area…just going to show them this.
“30a Sticker is like if a Salt Life sticker had a trust fund” lmao
I’m here to claim my “I was gentrified out of 30A” sticker for my igloo cooler.
I caught that “We will rebuild” reference 😂I’ve also read the Harbinger
Literally reading that right now 😂
must be a father daughter weekend... oh man that thing hit hard...
As a person who lives in Walton County, I find this hilarious.
I live in Defuniak. Lived in FWB for 30 years. Had to leave there last year.
Bro I live in DeFuniak Springs too small world. I agree this is hilarious
@@offcaysman4208 I like it here. People are really nice.
Same. 30a local here. This is so funny.
Live in PC but worked on 30A for years. Two words: Nailed It.
LOL! I think you captured the essence of the area quite accurately! I grew up on 30A in the 80s before it got to be like that.
Hubby and I just went to 30a for the first time (10 year anniversary trip) and this is SO SPOT ON! Literally I was in a shop and saw a bathing suit cover that was $320. I told my husband, "don't touch anything and let's go." 😂😂😂
Forgot to mention all the families in their matchy-matchy outfits of lily pulitzer, polos, sperrys and bows who pose on the beach every night
that’s so true- also my family 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
Ohhh! And Vineyard Vines?
They are so real!! They really do wear their matchy outfits
And the little kids have matching smocked outfits!
Bro!!!!!! We were there 2 weeks ago for the first time ever and all the comments you made were literally all the comments my husband and I were telling each other the whole time. At one point we went down to the beach at sunset in Seaside to take a walk. There were about 15 different groups of white families dressed all cute, kids with bows in their hairs - all taking sunset pics. My husband literally whispered to me "look, it's white heaven.... " 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hahahahahaha 🤣🤣
So what happens if money is no issue and show up with my black boyfriend?😳😁
This comment killed me 😂😂😂 I live here but 😂😂😂
It’s one of the last truly pure spots around. It’s beautiful!
We always say everyone looks like they just came out of a J. Crew magazine.
Haha 🤣🤣“Everything in Alice beach is white, ok. The sand, the architecture, the cars, the … Well you get it.”
Alys
Yes, There’s still hope
As a 30a local, I can proudly say I have been on a mission trip to Panama City! 😂🤣
We know your type are scared and soft
“We will rebuild”😂😂😂
30A ? straight to Google after this video so I can understand it 🤷♀️
EDIT:
Back from Google, John Crist taught me something today😅 30A is not the skid row of Florida
But it could be...! 🤣🤣🤣 whispers (It's overrated!)
@@lauraheyman2011 😂
Still one of my favorite videos of all time! 😂😂 No lies were told.
More Country music irl!!!!!!!
Loved this video John
This guy hit the nail on the head! Hilarious!
The part about fort Walton was funny because I feel the same about it sometimes 😂
I live in cottondale, and my cousins live in fort Walton beach, so I understand all of this which makes it 50x better.
So on point! The only thing he missed is some Yeti cooler references.
We looooove our home in Seagrove . Been vacating there since 1996. Feel sorry at home!!
I saw an article in a magazine yesterday about Rosemary Beach. I wanted to look on TH-cam to find vidoes about this beach. It is beautiful. I am glad John had a video on it. When he said Seaside, I was thinking of Seaside Heights in New Jersey. I am from the North.
This is so true! 😂
Also I always got freaked out driving through Alys beach. It looks like some kind of cult compound for the ultra rich
I know! It’s wonderful. Lol
It is
Went for years before it was cool to call it "30A" and before all of the building. It was wonderful.
I had no idea what 30A was. My aunt and uncle have a condo in Miramar Beach. They can't stand 30A. 30A is just a status thing. I live in Kentucky and I remember seeing 30A stickers a lot when I was working at a movie theater. Most of the people who had 30A stickers on their car were some of the rudest customers ever.
Reminds me of OBX stickers on vehicles.
Everyone from FL is rude.
This is so true and hilarious but I freaking love 30a anyway!
Me who’s been to all the places he’s filming. And wearing a Seacrest sweatshirt as I watch this.
Your name seems apropos also! LoL! Do you have boat shoes on?
We’ve got a flex-er over here! ✋🏻
Yes, you summed it up, John. 30a is whiter than a Nebraska snow storm.
Niiiiice
Paradise
Oh my your hat. Lots of protection from the sun. Best things happening in Florida🙏🇺🇸
Hey John, I live in Panama City, I remember when 30A was just a deserted county road. I have seen it grow over the last few decades. I have built houses I. Rosemary Beach, Seaside, and Alys Beach. It is funny to me that people pay thousands upon thousands of dollars a week to enjoy this area and I get paid to enjoy it LOL.
Me too!
@@TheManFromFUNCLE - that's not pride - it's just the appreciation of irony.
Oh my gosh!!! My name is Vanessa and I used to live in Santa Rosa Beach and my now husband used to wash the windows in the background 2min 44 sec. Bhahahhahahaaaaaaa love this! You should totally do a video about donut hole I used to work there and they have supper yummy donuts. 😋
The donut hole is the best! My husband and I honeymooned in destin and the one there was our favorite breakfast spot! 😋
I used to live on 30A. Beautiful place.
"I think I'm gonna post that beach photo and use the caption 'Wanderlust'.What do you think? Yeah I mean I'm definitely three hours from my hometown and still using my dad's credit card but hmmm you get it."
Lol I work down there/live. This is so accurate.
that moment when John is filming at a location you've gone your whole life and you recognize where he is filming
I’ve lived here and worked here my whole life and I have been waiting for this video. BAHA
This is still my favorite video ever made. And I live in PC. *makes urgh face* 😂
I know this is going to sound corny but I really do appreciate your Channel! With all the mess that's going on in the real world we could come here on your channel and get a good laugh with all different people all different walks of life and move forward through all this mess! I will always support your Channel
Pretty sure that coast line is a glimpse of heaven!! ❤️
Why I love this channel so much, is that iv never seen a man portray a Karen better, he just has the perfect attitude of a Karen and it makes the content SO FUNNY
Went to Destin for the first time in March 2020 with my family. Come to find out it was because my mom saw posts from influencers on Instagram going there 😂 this is sooo spot on! But also I can’t wait to go back 🤩
I live and Birmingham and go there on spring break. U got no idea how accurate everything u said is
An early morning laugh! Thank you for that! Hilarious and very true.
At this point, we are just doing videos to write off vacations on income tax aren't we ;)
I'm so doing this! 🤣
I thought 30 A was a rehab program before I watched...
i was thinking it was like the skid row of Florida 😅
LOL 😂
The 1% got gentrified out by the .1%.😄
I liked the Range Rover joke BTW.
Oh you boujee vacation out there!
I was stationed down in fort Walton. I love the whole emerald coast. Can’t wait to go back.
AMAZING JS!!! Glad this is back,.... Crackin up☠️😂
"Beach Please!" 😂😂😂
I live about an hour away from 30A. You nailed it!
John, I'm waiting under cover pastor episode 3!! ❤️ This is hilarious too!! 😂
I think this dude is even funny when he’s not trying to be funny....natural comedian.
My husband & I are about to vacation at Rosemary beach for the first time... departing from our usual Destin area. Now I'm a little afraid of the looks we might get in our GMC. If we're not accepted we will just head on down a little farther to Panama City. lol Maybe we'll take the 2014 Town & Country mini van just to ruffle some feather. :))
Hope you packed a lot of patience
I took 30a for granted when we went 7 years ago. I didn’t know truly the type of sand I was walking on.
5 kids later we can’t afford 30a . 🤣🤣
I have never heard of this place before but then again, I hardly travel below the Mason/Dixon Line.
The look on his face at 1:01 when the cart was noisy got me laughing lol
Edit. "I don't like sand. It's course and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere "
we stay at Grayton Beach State Park, then go buy a coffee in Seaside and watch the soccer moms try to be SI models.
So true but I love it there! 💕
My birthday is tomorrow, I’m gonna call this my birthday present from John
Happy birthday! 🥳
@@jewelsbarbie thx
Have an amazing birthday!!
@@elisafrench4217 thx
Happy Birthday! May all your wishes come true!
These are all so accurate 🤣I love traveling to 30A though it’s a beautiful place
My family vacations in Destin and my dad sent me this video
I love this. I live in Navarre and laugh at the 30A stickers. No seriously, do not come to Navarre Beach. I know the radio commercials all over Atlanta say it's great but they are lying to you. Go to 30A. Or Destin. Or anywhere else. This place really sucks. :-) No Seriously, there are too many people here now. LOL!
Same for Srasota, don't come here
PLEASE DON'T COME TO DESTIN
First time learning about 30A. Thx for the summary.
My new favorite comedian!
Love your videos!! So glad to see more content!! Big fan. ❤️
come over to okaloosa island and slum it for the sequel.... looking forward to that too!
This is soo good! I’m from Destin. No lie, locals here don’t put 30A stickers on their vehicles. That’s how we can separate Locals from Tourists. They have 30A stickers on their car and Seaside/Rosemary Beach shirt.
Yeah but who's worse for it? The tourists who visit the tourist trap or the locals who live in a tourist trap?
My husband and I love Destin! We’ve driven to see Seaside but even if we had the money we prefer the feel of Destin. The food is amazing too. We’re staying at Hilton Head right now with family and all I can think about is how much I miss the food, cool sand and less crowded beaches of Destin! Did I mention the food?! 😂 I’d love to spend the week eating at the Back Porch, Dewy Destins and the Donut Hole!😋
🤣🤣 Hilarious! We are going back to 30A in a few weeks, so excited! Don't worry about not fitting in, my Rubicon Wrangler is silver (not white) but they accept me just fine. 🤣
I may be too old, too north, or too thrifty to understand what's happening here...
Right there with ya, Evan.
Just know, as a southerner who’s been to that area enough, he speaks truth. 🙈
I'm born and raised from the southwest, I don't get it either lol
Being from Canada, I have no idea what 30A is but this was hilarious and makes want to take a trip there, well a couple miles from there, and go there, sit outside with McDonalds bag, ripped jeans for shorts and an ACDC shirt and offer people french fries 🤪🤪🤪
Nearest McDonald’s is about 20 miles 😂
@@sgtmcalpin other than Antarctica and the North Pole, that's probably the biggest gap that McDonald's had in the planet🤪
RED BAR!!! YESSSSSS!!!
Last time I was this early I was watching episode 2 of Church Hunters
Lmao @ everything said. We try to get down to 30a twice a year it is Pure Heaven.
literally had no clue what 30a is. if only there was a world-wide search engine....
A friend has a condo in Sandestin and lets me stay a few times a year. Didn't realize I'd been slummin' it! 😂
Beach please!🤣🏖🤣🏖🤣🏖
Omg now I can’t rent a van to drive down there. Gosh! Lol 😂
The Red Bar tho😋
I love how I’ve walked where he has
Yup, you nailed it
What’s funny is everything on 30A is 10x the price. And the tourist will by it😂
Buy*
Man I love 30a
I didn't know what 30a was before i saw this video. Now I know all I need to. Very informative
Anyone else have to Google “30a”!? 🤷🏻♀️ . . . I’m from Colorado! .... still laughed my head off.
I’m literally a native Floridian and hadn’t ever heard of this place haha
30a is just a county road between Destin and Panama City
Not native, but I've lived here almost 20 years, never heard of it either
I checked and Bud and Alleys crab cakes are only $39. How gauche.
I work on 30a!!!
As someone from fort Walton this has me howling 😂 good stuff bro lol
Lol.. 30A Santa Rosa has my ❤ Dune Allen Beach ⛱
Lol, Pensacola here! Thanks for the shout out!