I'm from Russia , I can say that we really have children start swearing very early and we have to hide it very well so as not to get from their parents)
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As a Russian I will tell you what Russian children do on vacation We ride bears, drink vodka behind the garages, play Dota and World of Tanks, whoever the bottle points to, we put a KROSAR1000 firecracker in this bottle and the loser sits on it and gets blown up (my favorite game) Well, hide and seek too (we hide in abandoned buildings, on roofs, on trees, in a den with bears, we drink vodka while they are looking for us) in general, WE HAVE VERY FUN IN RUSSIA!❤
@@lordx4641 Where are you from? Did you know around 36% Americans suffer from obesity, that's a lot compared to Russia no offense not trying to be mean.
I love when the little girl falls and she says "oh blyat" the parents dont even get mad, they just laugh. Learning swear words is an important step of any russian's childhood
I tell you as the most Russian child. This is a very important step in the childhood of every Russian only when it happens on -40 in red square, riding a bear, with the anthem of the USSR, wearing a cap with earflaps, holding a bottle of vodka in his hands, under the New Year’s speech of the president. only in words: “everything is fine in Russia” you can say "oh blyat"
I would say that swear words are part of the culture of the Russian language. Putting the same swear words in different order, a Russian person can Express admiration, disappointment, anger, irony, and shock (and other emotions). And you can easily make whole sentences and texts out of swear words without using censored words. And every Russian person will understand what you mean. Once my uncle was so angry that he cursed for 10 minutes without stopping, without saying a single censorious word. At the same time not a single word was repeated)))
4Yr old girl finds a Stray Tank in their Back Yard "Daddy Daddy can we keep it?" "I don't see why not, But you will have to feed it, clean it and reload its shells plus Gas alright" "yay, lets go play tea party my new Tank" DON'T BE A SUKA!!!!
Я из Мексики, а Россия - одна из самых сюрреалистических стран, которые я когда-либо видел, после Мексики. 😅 I am from Mexico and Russia is a very surreal country after Mexico 😊
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Yoo
Ok
🅰️🅱️🅾️🅱️🅰️
1 day ago. nice
Ngl my first thought seeing the link is a rickroll
Most countries with strays: cats, dogs
Russia: *T A N K*
When i was in russia, i saw a fricking tank at the gas station
Здравия товарищ)))) Это словянин))))
Stray bears
@@AJGaming-fg8vq У нас медведи не ходят xd
@@Стулинчик ok...
?????????!!!!!!!!!
Training for War:
Americans: Training stealth using Tanks
Russians: Drifting Tanks
Déjà Blyat!
I just been in this tank before!
билет
Americans be so baffled that they can't react fast enough to the army of Russians coming from the bushes.
0:12
🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺
In America: Police arrest you for alcohol
In Soviet Russia: You drink alcohol and arrest police.
Лол так и есть
Lol really
LOOOOOOOL
Nor Soviet russia... Just russia...
Lol i wanna be in Russia
But the coronavirus
As a Russian child, I fully confirm that in Russia everyone has a tank since childhood, every day I drive it to school and listen to hardbass
Nahh, now the tanks get less and less......
@@Beavis-et8oxну купить еще можно без проблем, какой нибудь поддерженный
Я подтверждаю ваши рассуждения,как русский
я тоже@@maxfilmss
Подтверждаю!!
Аниме Девочки и танки придумали именно благодаря нам
0:05- Those are not rockets. They are Russian Wedding Fireworks.
The more u know
Tiger Fighter man that must be one crazy party
Then what’s a rocket or even a nuke oh god
На каждый новый год так запускаем 😂
Tiger Fighter well then
In America: you obey physics
In Russia: Physics obey you
HAHAHAH
No, physics obey US
Pff lame
@@webber4427 Nice joke
No wonder they are able to drive a tank through the air
"Only in mother Russia, you can find wild tanks"
So cute to defend out home
you shouldn't be afraid. and if you show your fist the answer is the same
Перевод: только в матушке России ты можешь найти диких танков
Only in mother Russia, you can find bears in wild tanks
@Hazim Azam you can get one just give it shells and vodka
Kid: *falls over and cries*
Slav kid: *says blyat, gets up and fucking gets on with it*
"russian* kid"
dziecko z np polski powiedziało by "kurwa"
potwierdzam hehe
@@Maciejowy xdd
They still have that Kolkhoz mindset lol
@@DTKCEKDRK Oh, at least some people have a brain and a mindset; shame you have neither.
Russia is if Gta online was a country.
Thats only in memes tho
Lars Larsson
His comment is a meme too
Yeah russia is " literally "
@D R says the american...
Wasn't Flordia GTA 5 already?
Stalin: *hey wanna hear a joke hitler?*
Hitler: _ya_
Stalin: *Moscow*
Hitler: _I don’t get it_
Stalin: *EXACTLY*
Nice one amhahahah
Because Moscow is Russian so he can’t get this place ?
Stolen comment
*bruh moment ye heh🤣😉
I read it in Russian accent
In Soviet Russia:
1. You don't make memes; memes make you.
2. Article 13 don't ban memes; memes ban Article 13.
Also in Soviet Russia:
You don't comment a video
Video comment youuuuu!!
You laugh here, but actually in russia you can go to prison for reposting bad memes...
in capitalist america you dont rob bank bank robs you
KGB plz hahahaha
Memes make you stronger
Как русская девушка, подтверждаю, что все, показанное на видео -наша обыденность. Танками управляют медведи. Обожаю нашу культуру, она прекрасна❤
Llevame por favor, acá en México🇲🇽 es famoso queremos saber más de rusia🇷🇺🇷🇺
Медведи в ушанках, пьющие водку и играющие на балалайках одновременно!
@@santiagomedinaperez2051It's a lie that everyone has a tank, a bear, we are waiting for you, greetings from Russia
40% видео тут постановочные.
@@ZVERGRADUS выкупи рофл
2:13 , American-child : " *Cried hard* "
Slav-child : " *Ooohh Blyat* "
@David Van der Beek I do
I thought blood
You can keep your poor lying wannabee Russia!
@David Van der Beek no he thought she said blood
David Van der Beek blyat means fuck
No one:
Absolutely nobody:
Russian subtitles:
*М Е С Т Ь* *Д М И Т Р И Я*
Ахахаха
Tristan Ladouceur it's translates like revenge of dmitri
Лол
ДИМОООООООООООООООООН!!!
@Tristan Ladouceur revenge of Dmitriy
Nobody:
Me at 3 am: *I dont need sleep I need slav memes*
Да))
Same xd
Bro the world needs more people like you to Wright grate memes in comment section
You made my day
@@sanguinemporcos5380 ty bro
3:04 "In America, we follow the laws of phiysics. But ln Mother Russia, you don't obey gravity, Gravity obeys you."
I’m starting to think in Russia tanks just roam in the wild like animals
True
underradet comment
I'm gonna steal this joke.
They do very common species
Shhhhh... don't spook him, I'm already catch them...
2:48 Russian Army invading Berlin
-1945 Colorized
World of tanks be like:
2:48
The newest model of AA guns in the Russian army
Lmao 😂
I’m Russian 😂🇷🇺
you have the name of music ?
IndyCarFan265 RBLX 1945 was when world war w so put 1935 lol no have just wanted to put that there have a great day
Top 3 unsolved cases :
1 : Area 51 Aliens
2 : Bermuda Triangle
3 : YT Recommendations
Edit:how did I got this much likes
Lol
и ведь не поспоришь
( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)
And Hong Kong protest
Nah man I searched up communism and this popped up.
Russian kid literally harvested a carrot and fell, then said *blyat* instead of crying and running to their parents like western kids
Он ещё сказал что он за гвоздь зацепился и пошел к отцу чтобы он помыл морковку.)))🎉
One winter in Siberia and you come out an adult by age 3
blyaaatt
@@МегафонМегафон-в3яОна* . Это девочка
@@dysfallacyyt nick young (Literally meow in Korean)
No one:
2 year old Russian girl: *oh blaaayt*
i'm sorry, what's that mean?
@@lanselocher9029 blyat is like "fuck" but if in English you have 1 word, we have a lot of variations of curses like "yobaniy v rot" (fucked in mouth)
@Ленивая Котя поясняю иностранцам за маты Х)
*if I sweared around my family they would fucking KILL ME*
Oh no, no, russian 2 years girls said: idi nahui cyka blayt(иди нахуй сука блять) when you don't give here the vodka
0% nudity
20% drugs
0% sportcars
0% fake propaganda
80% *slav*
Ok
Oh you Russian guys, Shut up !
KROKADILE
Wtf
Did you mean:
200% slav
Europe: Honey watch out! There's a cat crossing the road!
Russia: Watch out! There's a tank of drunken slavs crossing the road!
EmberDrops Sweden: watch out thare is a rapist from Syria coming this way with a knife 😔
блять почему все так думают у нас также и само как в россии
Idk why but I read the Russian part with a Russian accent
@Zombie Got popp3d It reads better with accent XD
Jiří Pechman do u not realize that America is the one that broke their promises or u do and u just making a joke??
As a Chinese person, I love my culture, but you have no idea how much I wished to be born slavic
Интересуюсь Китаем. Надеюсь на дальнейшее укрепление взаимоотношений между Россией и Китаем.
В детстве очень сильно интересовался Китаем и вашем языком)
И культурой
啊这，我建议你去东北先过渡一下
У нас блять в России весело!!!
America: hey Russia do u know what legal and illegal means?
Russia: *That's not a word*
Hello fellow Jerry comrade, приятно видеть другого друга здесь
подозрительный Jerry hello my fellow comrade!!
Hey?
E
:00000
america: cannot swear till teenage years
Russia: two year olds screaming curses
This is litterly in Poland
@@maciej8620 it's absolutely fucking not
It isn't illegal to swear
That kid: Blyat Blyat Blyat Blyat
I'm from Russia , I can say that we really have children start swearing very early and we have to hide it very well so as not to get from their parents)
0:01 *You break Ivan's arm, now Ivan breaks you.*
BBBBBBBLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYAAAAAATTTTTTT
Kieron M nah he breaks your entire country
Gaming Dood he can’t idiot tell me where is he
XDDDD
breaks your village*
Ребята спасибо от роликов прослезился, ностальгия из 2000 -ных.
Gravity: *exists*
Russians: *N O*
Нас раскусили! Сваливаей Братаны
Blyat?
@@microwave9529 privet brat (don't brat, brat = brother on russian)
Blyt
@@watermelonisgood2500 blyat?
Physics: dude you can't do that 3:08
Russian soldier: I missed the part where that's my problem
I think his feet froze into the ground XDD
What's the song tho
69th like
@@Fiux-yn9ke it's german tho too good I understand what they sing
@@Fiux-yn9ke moskau 1979
Stalin: Wanna hear a joke?
Fellow Russians: Ok.
Stalin: Private property.
Fellow Russians:We don’t get it.
Stalin: Exactly.
Fellow ethnic peoples*
We Russians were part of the ppls who had this shit happen
Любитель Задниц soviet use to be Russia.
Sir I am going to have to take away your ownership of this meme it is now in my use have a good day
@@bunkdunkle9078 FML
2:03 that "blyat" came straight from the heart 😂
That MTF giving the prisoner the gun and tieng his shoes is gold
🤣🤣🤣🤣
it seems like fake and not fake
Edit: thanks for the like ig eh
(dont really care about likes tbh)
dont like this chat anymore this has 69 likes
@@crow4038 what to say
They are Russians
ik
Hw gets out early for good behavior. He also knows hes fucked if he tried anything
Goku: I can do 1 trillion sit up without getting tired
Slav soldier: *Hold my vodka*
@USA RULES!!!! !!! Respect for you
Водка🤤🤤
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Slav soldier: I did 2 trillion situps without sitting
Slav solider can do more its just russia no one can beat em
Now imagine all the stuff that isn’t caught on camera.
believe me , there's a lot of fun going on in Russia, I'm from Russia .
@@astra_rey5335 LOL
@@astra_rey5335 i want go in Russia but im broke
Oh shit he's right
u can't even imagine, lmfao. (I'm Russian)
I love how the dude with the gasmask guy in the store is just blasting music and the two people in there doesn't even react
To jest Polska 🇵🇱
Nie reagujemy na ruską hołotę....do czasu.
Russian person: looks out window
Russian person: sees a tank
Russian person: just a normal day in russia
Me: опа, танк, значит уже можно совершить самоубийство.
Blyatttttt
Also Pakistan
You can see tank every day if you life in military unit.
@@CamacamRaphael If in you city have monument-tank- yes.
_American garage : Car_
*Soviet garage : TANKS*
Stalin loves this.
Russian garage:ВОЕННЫЙ КОРАБЛЬ БАЛЯ
German Garage: drunken mman that has no idea how the f#ck he got there (i live in germany)
brivio12 _Gaming do you think we have a garage
kak ty uznal?
Russia is basically me and the boys when the teacher leaves the room
so many of these school related jokes in russian vids lol
Descrypted same.
@@skatingisfunnn also same
Not funni tbh
Американц
人参を引っこ抜く女の子がすっごくかわいい！
寝てたらイタズラで起こされてびっくりした人もかわいい
Also a girl taking out a carrot who was swearing at this time:
3:07 Gravity.exe stopped working
They sent gravity to the gulags
Do you see his legs are planted in the ground ??
That's how he do it
Для русских не существует гравитации :D
Easy HQ r/woooosh
@@ludredgamer its not a woosh I was just explaining
Whole world=drifts with sports cars
Russian=hold my tank
xd
Poland: hold my maluch
So perfect :V
Car guy?
Then the guy actually holds a tank with one fingers
0:12
north Korea: we have the best rockets.
Russia: hold our vodka
we will do it with you, if you humiliate Russia!
Russia :IS IS KATUHA IN WW2 GERMAN: AAaA!!!!!! MY TANKS AqAaaa!!!
это ЕЩО не ИСКАДРИЛ-М
U wot?
Hold *OUR* vodka
0:47
"do you trust me?"
"with every cell of my body."
Showed this to my van.
Now it's Ivan.
I laughed. - Slav ivan (me)
wevan
Mastar хахахаха😂 мрш бе
Ourvan*
Is that an apple product
Kid: Daddy is that a shooting star
Dad: No Honey,Thats A Missle
it's true, this is the land where they drink vodka for breakfast and have bears as pets
Only in Soviet Russia where kids wish upon a shooting Tzar
lol
@Elv misscle
@@diegosccp7004 muscle
Toddler falls down.
In the West: "Ouchies!"
In Russia: "Oh Blyat!"
I thought you were joking but I just saw the clip😂😂
Zazepilas za gvozd
Ай блять, водку уронил сука. Я из России
Dennis Hall read that as soon as it happened
Only Reading this comment Made me laugh
as the Polish i see this very related to our part of the world
все славяне братья но власть всё портит
Привет из Владивостока, братья поляки ❤❤❤
Teacher:Kids,we are going to Russia.
Girls:Uhhh okey...But so much drunks.
Boys: *M O S K A M O S K A U*
Dont be foolish
Strange RS I’m girl and I think Russia is beautiful >:
@@theradiatorisonfire7768 It looks beautiful
Its just a comment ;-;
Moscau moscau throw da glasses at da wall Russia is a beautiful country
Ohohoho
Gay
Gravity : exists
Russians : we don't do that here
Oque dia ?
no thats in the philipines
Australians: am I a joke to you
Us Russians breath co2
@@torilenarz2480 oof
Chance to encounter a tank
America: 1 to 8%
Russia: *everyday*
I made you 69 likes... NICE
@@rikdaniels6902 bruh!!!!.... Thanks :D
no, it's not true, here are memes of 2013
i live in russia, but i never seen a tank in real life.
@@Uivy17 so ure telling me that some random dutch person has seen more tanks then someone from russia? doesnt really reflect the memes xD
LOL! This is great!! The captions are funny too- good job
American kids: Rely on their parents and siblings to survive.
Russian kids: **Harvests carrot**
And a whole fucking Vodka tree
@@Alizadaaaaa Nastrovje .
ты не знаешь южноамериканцев
@@JavierGarcia-dv9rj ...what about south americans?
@@bananaboiii9965 well we are seeing who has better corruption
Russia is a country where blowing up someone's house is a prank
1:59
Yea but u blow up the house with a nuke
Well Iraq is a country where taking down 2 of the largest buildings in New York is a prank
@@doge4730 Russia is a country where u do gender reveal with a nuke
@@jayesh1891 lol
American toddler falling over: cries and parents comfort it
Russian toddler: "O H B L Y A T"
Personally, I speak at such moments "Pizdos" and "Ebani rot.
Lmao
Че мы тут по русскому разговариваем, Англичане!?
Красавчик
oh blyat? ;-;
All over the world: when a baby is born he cries
Meanwhile in Russia: when a child is born, he says "Syka, blyad"
its not a communist joke unless everyone gets it
The Slav lmaaaooo dawg, your videos are funny asf 😂😂😂😂
Kapellon G 😂 thanks
This is hilarious
YESSS
R/expectedcommunisum
3:05 ɪsᴀᴀᴄ ɴᴇᴡᴛᴏɴ 𝘫𝘰𝘪𝘯 𝘥𝘦 𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘵
3:08 ɪsᴀᴀᴄ ɴᴇᴡᴛᴏɴ 𝘭𝘦𝘧𝘵 𝘥𝘦 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘵
Leeft?
Left*
Slavic: can do pushups without hands
Lel
0:47
Solider: Hold my gun real quick my shoelases are undone
Hostage: alraight
Rest of the soliders army:
A new comrade: oh he is holding a gun blyatttt
An old comrade: nah that normal
TANK DRIFT BY
A PRISONER SHOW UP
Everyone:oh blyat
Damn it I was gonna write :(
.....
It was 1000 IQ play
Hostage: *shoots soilder* HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH
Rest of soilders army: *shoots him*
As a Russian I will tell you what Russian children do on vacation
We ride bears, drink vodka behind the garages, play Dota and World of Tanks, whoever the bottle points to, we put a KROSAR1000 firecracker in this bottle and the loser sits on it and gets blown up (my favorite game) Well, hide and seek too (we hide in abandoned buildings, on roofs, on trees, in a den with bears, we drink vodka while they are looking for us) in general, WE HAVE VERY FUN IN RUSSIA!❤
Это правда,у нас в России пиздец как весело!
American Dad: here's your car son!
American son: Wow Thanks Dad!
Russian dad: Look In The Garage son..
Russian drives out in a tank: Thanks Dad!
oy
I want a tank! ;-;
What kind of student refuse to go to Russia? Адский студент делает это?!
So true
Lmao Het I dont think so
мне так нравятся стереотипные комментарии о русских от американцев,каждый раз чёт новое выдают
:)
Ага, прикольные такие)))
@@ggoosshha Угу.Тоже самое...
Ахахаха
Что есть то есть. В этом видео одна и та же песня играет даже
America : "hold my beer."
Literally Russia: "Hold my AK."
Hold my vodka
Muhammad Andika Black bruh you ruined the joke
Hold OUR ak
Makarov.
*OUR AK*
3:31 they're dancing like actual NPCs 💀
Russia: So, what can u do.
Japan: drift cars.
Russia: Noobs, Hold my vodka.
Our vodka*
raihan mirza, its says «Pidors» not "noobs" comrade
I may not be Russian but u will be my second favorite type of people
@@levireeder2848 hah
Tanks
UNITED STATES: can’t carry a knife longer than 4 inches
MOTHERLAND: TANK
United states 2:04
US: too fat to carry an ak cuz he's obese so he has to carry an m4
Motherland: BUFF COMRADE DUAL WIELDING AK
@@rakijaenjoyer5488 i have not seen obese americans yet
@@lordx4641 Where are you from? Did you know around 36% Americans suffer from obesity, that's a lot compared to Russia no offense not trying to be mean.
@@rakijaenjoyer5488 i am a kashmiri u know kashmir
Teacher: so what did you learn about Russia
Student: everyone owns tanks and there always drunk
Say hey if you gay привет (it’s the only thing Ik in Russian xD)
@@stfu_cameron lol XD
I know English from school)))
ЧТО ТЫ ТАМ ПРО НАШУ МАТУШКУ РОССИЮ ГОВОРИШЬ?!
@@piiko321 ПУТИНА НА НИХ НЕТ!!!
@@sayheyifyougay1301 *села на медведя и уехала *
この動画好きすぎる…
それな～
@@pixy9796 no translate button?
0:10 when you find the camper that was killing you the whole time
striker tanki online
PUBG memes
World of tanks. Lol. 😂
*shoots the corpse a few more times to make sure*
Song?
3:07
In America gravity controls you.
In mother Russia you control gravity.
Yup
That's gotta hurt
So it’s possible to levitate and make things float in Russia? Huh.
He protecc
He attacc
But most of all....
He make gravity take a joint of cracc
*А В Е Д Ь Т О Ч Н О . . .*
Top ten unsolved mysteries:
Why are Russians so good at drifting tanks?
Хороший вопрос
It's just that since childhood you've been sitting in a tank:0
Easier than you think just brake and turn
Ah well it’s in our blood
Вам американцем этого не понять...
Such a legendary nostalgic video
the girl getting the carrot is so wholesome, especially when she said "blyat"
you can tell she's Russian for that exact reason
it
just
PIZDEZZ NAHOU BLYAT
Yeah, I'm from Russia
ahh blyat
Лол Україна
@@vincentrivera1784 hahahaha🤣🤣🤣
Me : aww how cu-
Little girl : *BLYAT*
Me : ಠ_ʖಠ
FBI OPEN UP
@@backinla4453 OH SHIT RUN
Little girls don't know this word
What is blyat?
@@fanboydabeaxd5812 says Scheiße or shit
seeing tanks in Russia is just like seeing alligators in Florida.
That's true
What's the name of the song in the first meme of the vodeo
@@gecko5892 Moskau by Dschinghis Khan
@@georggrech5924 thanks man i m going to listen to it right now
Seeing tanks in Florida is like seeing the titan rumbling in Russia.
After watching this video, my beer changed to premium Kalashnikov vodka.
**kid pulling a carrot**
> what's so russian about that?
Kid: B L Y A T
OUR CARROT YOU MEAN.
Suka blyat you mean
хахах
у нас танки топ
Уф
@@meemcat188 COMERADE! Our CARROT
I love when the little girl falls and she says "oh blyat" the parents dont even get mad, they just laugh. Learning swear words is an important step of any russian's childhood
I tell you as the most Russian child. This is a very important step in the childhood of every Russian only when it happens on -40 in red square, riding a bear, with the anthem of the USSR, wearing a cap with earflaps, holding a bottle of vodka in his hands, under the New Year’s speech of the president. only in words: “everything is fine in Russia” you can say "oh blyat"
Sebastião Mendonça video by true slav th-cam.com/video/YX38cKBb8Ak/w-d-xo.html
I would say that swear words are part of the culture of the Russian language. Putting the same swear words in different order, a Russian person can Express admiration, disappointment, anger, irony, and shock (and other emotions). And you can easily make whole sentences and texts out of swear words without using censored words. And every Russian person will understand what you mean. Once my uncle was so angry that he cursed for 10 minutes without stopping, without saying a single censorious word. At the same time not a single word was repeated)))
@@lenacehova4760 yes this is one of the distinguishing features of Russians
@@lenacehova4760 damn, now i REALLY want to learn russian
Ukraine, Poland, Belarus, Czech, Bosnia, Bulgaria, Slovakia, Serbia, Slovenia, Croatia, Montenegro: *are slavic countries*
Americans: iS tHaT rUsSiA 😂😂
Russia: soon soon.
Arguably bruv u forgot Moldova I especially co from that country
@@dova238 moldova is not slav
@@magicsalmon1803 yep
Arguably 🇨🇿❤️❤️❤️
Im Slavic im from slovakia,🇸🇰🤝🚩🇷🇺
славяне скажем вместе СУКА БЛЯДЬ!
Dear god that first clip.
"You see that army over there?"
"Yes Sir"
"I don't want to"
"Understood Sir"
Xd
The organs of Stalin
Spread Communism, comrades. It's for our bright future th-cam.com/video/xMGcBgjl4-c/w-d-xo.html
@@hursdysmints7890 u trolled me hard
"If you don't visit russia"
"Russia visits you"
- " Vladimir Putin
-Vladamir Stalin*
@@VinoProduction192 Ты охуел? А ты Гитлер!
@@VinoProduction192 Владимир Владимирович, если бы увидел такое-заставил-бы тебя учить Русский Язык!
@@РомаКолесников-ъ2ы i dont speak russian
But i know Russian
@@VinoProduction192 иди изучай!
American 2 year old girls when they fall on the ground:
start crying
Russian 2 year old girls when they fall on the ground
*oh blaaayt*
Blyaat germans are like man wich idiot make this street
Blyat its mean fuck uwu
@@valer.a you can go uwu yourself out of here
Хахах Жиза
TaiAnej owo
My late son loved this video, as well as Alan Aztek and the Elmo/Motherland video. He introduced me to all of this, a few years ago.
USA : We are making best memes
Slav People : Hold OUR *VODKA*
Hold *OUR* vodka*
our
OUR
Thanxs guys I edited our comment xd
@@enverpasha15ylonce98 nyet problem comrade
Teacher: today we are learning about russia.
Girls: ugh. Thats so boring!
Boys:
Та да😂
I'm nonbinary, but I can totally relate to the boys in this situation
I can relate to the *teacher*
If my Teacher said that (Today we are leraning about Russia)
And my body: Squat at the Chair.
My mind: (HardBass)
Sans The Skeleton shut the fuck up foo
4Yr old girl finds a Stray Tank in their Back Yard
"Daddy Daddy can we keep it?"
"I don't see why not, But you will have to feed it, clean it and reload its shells plus Gas alright"
"yay, lets go play tea party my new Tank"
DON'T BE A SUKA!!!!
Lmao
If you have no understanding in Russian and you are in the replies of this comment Suka means Bitch
@@nibloprospect thx man I was wanting to know what suka meant now I know so ty
classicalgamer suka? Tf
Cyka*
Any people that have a sense of humor about themselves, I love them.
In America, you ride train.
In Soviet Russia, train ride you.
Yo Mama Joke. Cool.
gut anglish
《 ĒRIKS 》,
tank u :)
No
'*rides'
2:42 your normal GTA 5 online server
Yes
Can’t forget 4:48
Обосраться от смеха
4:08
Nah gta 4 pumping vladistok fm songs
Avatar Aang: I can do push ups without my hands, using only airbending
Russian soldier: amateur
Russian: I can too but what's Airbending?
Russian nation: we can bend vodka
2:03 sis knew russian cuss words before we knew how to say fuck 💀
Showed this video to a tree
Now it's a dimitree
Jjajajajajajjaa
Underated
Aaryan Tokekar the one from gta iv
Dimitree Petreenko
Почему все пишут на английском!?
Every country in the world: *drifts cars*
Russia: aw, that’s cute, we drift tanks.
The American in the corner sweating because they have made the tanks capable of achieving that hoping to god that the government doesn’t look into it
Nazis: aw that's cute we drift ratte and maus
Deja Vu intensifies
Canada drifts Planes!
USA: DAD i Want car
RUSSIAN: i want tank
USA : DAD I WANT TOY
RUSSİAN : I WANT TSAR BOMB 🤣🤣🤣😂😂
USA: no guns unless permit
Russia: if born get gun
@@rev5242 greeting comrade
@@rev5242 да ладно?! А почему тогда на Русском Языке не говорим????
Bruh how is it even fun
Я из Мексики, а Россия - одна из самых сюрреалистических стран, которые я когда-либо видел, после Мексики. 😅
I am from Mexico and Russia is a very surreal country after Mexico 😊
In Japan people drift cars
In Soviet Russia people drift tank
*EDIT* Holy shit 1k likes
Raman Tiwari No. Tank drift YOU
ドリフトしませーんw
На танках удобнее ездить))
SLAVA ROSSI
слава россии!!
N-nani!? Kansei dorifto!
3:04
RUSSİA 1 - 0 İSAAC NEWTON
xd
Underated.
Yes
Чего бл*ть
У нас роботают только законы физики.....
И то не всегда
Russian tanks: comes out of nowhere
Russians: This is normal
а что танки как танки чего странного
Yes
I'm live in Russia and this true
Lol
This is true