Hey Peepop I'm sure you've been made aware of the channel ripping off your videos, just flagging just in case. I can't report the Fat Trickster but maybe you can do something. Thanks for all your effort x
I love how a good joke forces you to look at things from a different perspective. You get a good laugh and a more well rounded view of life. It is pretty much the polar opposite of the news.
It’s like there’s a reason the most valuable ancient life lessons are in the forms of stories. And normally plays in the style of a tragedy or comedy. They transcend even time
Apocalypto is even more awesome when you know that many priestly-ruling classes in meso-america could predict some eclipses. I think the implication in that movie is that it is showing a theocracy sacrificing to the sun god with the knowledge of an upcoming eclipse that most of the people have no idea about. That it was timed to coincide with a celestial event....it's awesome and like James Earl Jones said in Conan, that is power!
That’s most of ancient superstition is general. Julius Caesar is another example of someone who uses natural phenomena to his advantage in maintaining power.
The huns also obliterate rome few years before that the stacked 2 mil is bs and most of the Turkic tribes became muslims in the yhe end a big W for arabs they survived and converted millions croos Central and south asia on the other side rome .... Crickets gone 😂
@@etangbose4755 nah dude shanedolf gilltler is a must have centre piece of the t shirt, I want Mattjim McCuskanyahu right next to him too on some generational world peace vibe. We also need Matt as osama.
Shane, yea...but I think Matt is the king of saying absolute BS with absolute confidence lmao. Its like he'll read something, understand 10% of it and misunderstand 90% of it then add a dash of 40% misremembering when he retells it 🤣
was blackout drunk doing karaoke in savannah- big group of black people go on and do alright by kendrick lamar- followed by me and another white dude singing cotton fields by CCR- amazingly racist
Cotton fields is not a racist song lmfao. It's about a white guy growing up picking cotton. Ik this is a year old, but there are plenty of racist songs lol, just not that one
@@mykolokolo lol crazy you responded so quick after leaving this comment a year ago. I feel like savannah is a little on edge about race stuff anyways lol, probably was pretty bad in context
I went to Duke, and I'm sitting here in my pastel salmon short shorts and button up shirt thinking about how I'm definitely nothing like those guys Shane is talking about.
I'll give it to Sleepy Joe for acknowledging and recognizing the crimes committed during the Armenian Genocide. One of them things that sorta flew under the radar for most folks.
I always think about this. I'm 42... the last 40 years seems like it hasn't really been that long... sure that feeling gets stronger as you age. But 40 years before I was born was the beginning of ww2. 40 years before that was even WAY more different....
Yeah dude, Matt and Shane out of all the comedians with podcasts, actually have a funny podcast. I'd throw Bill Burr in there too because he really make me laugh too, just rambling away to himself 😂
Native tribes would start a rain dance and just dance until it rains. It was a miracle every time it rained. Fucking just dancing until the thunderstorm hits.
I feel like the concept is tired already cause its always talked about but nobody executes. I thought it was a hilarious concept like 3 years ago, still do, but its like listening to stairway or free bird for the 50000th time at this point.
@@DragonZombie2000 Nobody has done it. If you read my comment, I said "I feel like the concept is tired already cause its always talked about but nobody executes". In other words, I seems like the bit isn't even worth doing because so many people have talked about the subject for so long without actually doing a bit, you already know every possible punchline and its just a waste of time. 🤙
One genocide that doesn’t get enough airplay is the Cambodian genocide. It was so horrible that the survivors just didn’t want to talk about it, plus it was motivated by communism so it gets ignored
10/10 game of thrones reference. “ No Mongolians, but the Chinese might have some white walkers trying to attack their wall. They’ve always been very dragon-centric.” 🤣
As a southern guy that does country karaoke I’m deeply offended by these Yankees making fun of me. The black folks at the karaoke spot I go to are chill asf bc everybody gets drunk and has a good time.
MSG is literally in goddamn everything lol. If you eat pre-cooked food, fast food, or anything in a bag (like chips) you’re eating MSG and nobody mentions a thing. But when people eat Chinese food, all of a sudden they can “feel” how the MSG changes the food.
It hurts me knowing Shane is never going to be as unrestrained and funny as he was in these old pre-SNL cancellation podcasts. He was just so relaxed and off-the-cuff. He's still funny now but not even a fraction of what he used to be like, now he always checks himself to make sure the joke isnt going "too far".
The one thing they get hilariously wrong is that white guys in the south aren't around black people. If anything, it's the exact opposite. People in the north are the ones who aren't around as many black people in their daily lives. The deep south has such a high percentage of black people compared to the north that even suburb dwelling white people here have tons of black people around them. Where I grew up in the burbs, the school was around 60-40 white to black ratio. And since. I played sports, most of my friends were black. In college it's slightly different since economic demographics skew a little more white.
Or white because were the our ancestors went underground. 12,000 years ago, we are the survivors of an ancient Apocalypse. There’s like 30,000 underground bunkers in Turkey alone
@@robertrogers3055lol you can let Jamal check you, he can your wife as well while you watch. Have some dignity. Imagine saying a black person has to be checked by white people
Dude, I have never heard someone else talk about lying about a movie they havent seen. I do that shit all the time for no fucking reason lmaooo. its so stupid
Mccusker needs to just realize anything that he comes up with on his own in his own head is always wrong. There is like some sort of weird Missing Link in his train of logic or common sense
Yeah I agree as someone who grew up in rural Arkansas and has lived in the northeast for a decade a lot of northerners and people out west have poor perspective of the south.
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Please respect this peer reviewed study by Matt and Shane, foreword by Gerbies
If it isnt queer reviewed then we arent slay queening
Hey Peepop I'm sure you've been made aware of the channel ripping off your videos, just flagging just in case. I can't report the Fat Trickster but maybe you can do something. Thanks for all your effort x
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@@patrickbaklava7297
Whoever photoshops this shit a goat. Got Shane Jong Un on point 😂🔥
Agreed! And MedicineManMatt is a wiener also!
@@ElkinsEric Saddam Husshane is pretty wicked
@@bdbdkdfotbrveiw lmao good one
@@bdbdkdfotbrveiwO’Gillis Bin Ladin himself!
@@jgray1831 O'shanea bin laden*
“Egypts pretty chill”
“Egypt isn’t chill at all”
Zero chill
They actually advise you to bring extra money when you go to egypt because you Will need to bribe, and you Will be robbed
Especially for women like damn what happened to that Dutch reporter? 70 guys? That’s fucked
I remember the Arab Spring... Good times.
@@Whystling_Byrd man, those times still half on the go lol
I picture Shane's sister as Dee from Always Sunny, I don't want to be corrected.
Shane would have made for an excellent Bill Ponderosa when I think about it. LOL
Shut up bird !
Shane describing his arab brother in law as "nomadic" is just beautiful
I said that out loud to myself, one second before he said it on the pod, haha. So I’m basically just as funny as Shane it what I’m saying
Ooof, coal burning sister 😂
@@BikingVikingHH isn't that for black people?
@@Naltddesha aaa as w were w
@@Alex-tx2em it’s for any miseginating white
I love how a good joke forces you to look at things from a different perspective. You get a good laugh and a more well rounded view of life. It is pretty much the polar opposite of the news.
It’s like there’s a reason the most valuable ancient life lessons are in the forms of stories. And normally plays in the style of a tragedy or comedy. They transcend even time
Only the shaman can broker peace between the nuclear powers of the world
Brilliant idea for a film. 432hz baby
With a fat bag of shrooms peace can be brought to any nation 😉🤣
Truth!
@AnxiousStacker you want to give all the devious evil people with access to nukes shrooms? Lol their bad trips will kill us all
He's working on it, let him cook.
We're in for some serious interpersonal engineering.
In Apocalypto there’s a slight nod to the priests knowing the eclipse is coming, and using that knowledge to hold power over the massss
Just like Columbus did
Sounds familiar
Thank you, came to say this.
Apocalypto is even more awesome when you know that many priestly-ruling classes in meso-america could predict some eclipses. I think the implication in that movie is that it is showing a theocracy sacrificing to the sun god with the knowledge of an upcoming eclipse that most of the people have no idea about. That it was timed to coincide with a celestial event....it's awesome and like James Earl Jones said in Conan, that is power!
Krom....
What is best in life?
@@negativeindustrial to to crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and ti hear the lamination of the women and children
Was thinking exactly this.
That’s most of ancient superstition is general. Julius Caesar is another example of someone who uses natural phenomena to his advantage in maintaining power.
Mongolians obliterating Baghdad was a pretty good one. Stacked up 2 mil in just a few days with No ballistics
No way that's real. Cus that's gotta ve top 3 at least
Mongowians
@@Cheesusrice69222 Mongorians!
100% real the boys ended the golden age of Islam.
The huns also obliterate rome few years before that the stacked 2 mil is bs and most of the Turkic tribes became muslims in the yhe end a big W for arabs they survived and converted millions croos Central and south asia on the other side rome .... Crickets gone 😂
This thumbnail is a different class of elite. Please release a vintage style bootleg graphic tee of Shane as world leaders.
I meed gillisdafi, fidel mattsro and benito shanilini
@@etangbose4755 not saying he should be on there but Shanedolf…
@@hossbonaventure he absolutely needs to be there just very small, maybe on the tag
@@etangbose4755 nah dude shanedolf gilltler is a must have centre piece of the t shirt, I want Mattjim McCuskanyahu right next to him too on some generational world peace vibe. We also need Matt as osama.
Seconded
The confidence in which shane will state something as fact that is objectively false is the confidence that i aspire to have
It's almost like they host a comedy podcast
@@burst_ch.indeed the commenter was saying that it’s funny to him. which is good for a comedy podcast
Shane, yea...but I think Matt is the king of saying absolute BS with absolute confidence lmao. Its like he'll read something, understand 10% of it and misunderstand 90% of it then add a dash of 40% misremembering when he retells it 🤣
@@MattH-wg7ou As we all do
@@TheRhino2719they hate to see a dawg thriving
Prepping for a huge interview right now and this is what I need. Thanks peepop 😘
good luck to the dawg
@@johncee you sound like a douche
I saw shane at a Applebee's and he ate the whole thing with no apple sauce
Wth
That's genuinely so good.
"Literally this guy was so, he was so Chinese" blessed line
was blackout drunk doing karaoke in savannah- big group of black people go on and do alright by kendrick lamar- followed by me and another white dude singing cotton fields by CCR- amazingly racist
Cotton fields is not a racist song lmfao. It's about a white guy growing up picking cotton. Ik this is a year old, but there are plenty of racist songs lol, just not that one
@@calemroberts2941 not so much the song as much as singing about cotton fields after the group. agreed tho it wasn’t johnny rebel
@@mykolokolo lol crazy you responded so quick after leaving this comment a year ago. I feel like savannah is a little on edge about race stuff anyways lol, probably was pretty bad in context
Matt is definitely a fan of "futanaria"
He overcame that trap
@@T_D_B_He moved on to traps? Good man.
He definitely explained it to shane with immense detail
Good Catholic boys doing good catholic things
“Remember when your people got fuckin pwned?” 😂
Duuude 😂😂😂
Modern Warfare 2 flashbacks…💀
Were getting owned on every front and I'm sick of it where fascism Is becoming the answer
The shaman had to have been given a Cherokee blood infusion at least once in his storied life
I went to Duke, and I'm sitting here in my pastel salmon short shorts and button up shirt thinking about how I'm definitely nothing like those guys Shane is talking about.
As long as you don’t still wear those Guy Harvey ocean fish shirts while not owning a rod and reel or even been in a boat.
Why would you say that
What’s going on in your mind as you pick up the salmon colored shorts to buy?
For all the new people who dont know, this is where it all began.
I do not know. What does that mean?
@@Guy-itsMeOK you’re listening to the invention of humor as a concept
The shaman in that headdress makes me want to go do a large rain dance
As an Egyptian, this is so funny 😂
You dork
Shane's description of the southern frat boys with pastel clothes and beiber hair🎯😂🤣
I'll give it to Sleepy Joe for acknowledging and recognizing the crimes committed during the Armenian Genocide. One of them things that sorta flew under the radar for most folks.
Nah screw that guy
He didn’t do it, someone drafted it and held his hand to sign it
I always think about this.
I'm 42... the last 40 years seems like it hasn't really been that long... sure that feeling gets stronger as you age. But 40 years before I was born was the beginning of ww2.
40 years before that was even WAY more different....
not 432 so you can shove it old matt
@@byloyuripka9624 what
Gotta use that rain dance joke on stage 😂😂😂
God bless Kim Jong Gillis
This is probably the most I have ever laughed at a podcast.
Yeah dude, Matt and Shane out of all the comedians with podcasts, actually have a funny podcast.
I'd throw Bill Burr in there too because he really make me laugh too, just rambling away to himself 😂
Photoshop always so fire lol Shane Gil un is the funniest thing ever
"Hold my cup while I shit" is my favorite country jam 😂 Matt rules
I bet people with arthritis were the ones doing rain dances they knew when it would rain 😅
The thing about the southern fratboys was so accurate lmao
Seriously, as someone who moved from Massachusetts to North Carolina he absolutely nailed it
Native tribes would start a rain dance and just dance until it rains. It was a miracle every time it rained. Fucking just dancing until the thunderstorm hits.
It might not go over well with a lot of people, but I feel like there's some sketch potential with the "future white civil rights" bit 😆
I feel like the concept is tired already cause its always talked about but nobody executes. I thought it was a hilarious concept like 3 years ago, still do, but its like listening to stairway or free bird for the 50000th time at this point.
i’m black and that part had be rolling.
@@scumbaggowhose done it?
@@DragonZombie2000 Nobody has done it. If you read my comment, I said "I feel like the concept is tired already cause its always talked about but nobody executes". In other words, I seems like the bit isn't even worth doing because so many people have talked about the subject for so long without actually doing a bit, you already know every possible punchline and its just a waste of time.
🤙
Arab's LOOK way cooler, but Asian's are cooler to hang out and talk with.
Noooo, they aren't. 😂
Thank you for your service Peepop
As an Asian, i love this. Keep it up guys
One genocide that doesn’t get enough airplay is the Cambodian genocide. It was so horrible that the survivors just didn’t want to talk about it, plus it was motivated by communism so it gets ignored
Flowing people to the Patreon continuously , your work is infallible
Yo yo yo thank you broooo needed another grand daddy clip
The rendition of Shane Dong Un is incredible
Matt doing the off the boat Asian guy’s reaction sent me
“Huahhhhh?” 😂
My kinga, pro tip -include the names + links to the eps the clips come from
12:35 "in the cave you're talking about?" underrated line lmao
Just in time for lunch. Blessed is this day
Shane Jong Un is one of the best things ever
Am I the only that actually burst out laughing at " a rain dance is and explicit attempt at weather modification" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Shane's 25 talk about foreign cultures ending with Kim Jon-Un being the man is a classic
Steven "Was it six though" Geobbels
Shane watches a movie directed by Mel Gibson once and is now an expert on indigenous History and Culture, Nice.
Might want to brush up on Shane bro
Shane of Arabia and Kim Jong Gillis
Shane looking like the minister of recreation 😂😂🤣
Listening to these two attempt to explain the south is incredible
10/10 game of thrones reference. “ No Mongolians, but the Chinese might have some white walkers trying to attack their wall. They’ve always been very dragon-centric.” 🤣
I’m sorry but that Shane Jong Un is the best thing I’ve ever seen
As a southern guy that does country karaoke I’m deeply offended by these Yankees making fun of me. The black folks at the karaoke spot I go to are chill asf bc everybody gets drunk and has a good time.
Go wash your pastel blazers
Never someone be so Real but down to earth at the same time
It is funny to think how this time will be remembered.... A phase of manufactured chaos and a continous wave of moral panics and mass hysteria?
Hearing I’m not the one who speaks like this is refreshing.
Another banger, thanks Peepop
I'm Chinee and I find this great offense!
MSG is harmless. Matt no no he talkin bout'.
MSG is literally in goddamn everything lol. If you eat pre-cooked food, fast food, or anything in a bag (like chips) you’re eating MSG and nobody mentions a thing. But when people eat Chinese food, all of a sudden they can “feel” how the MSG changes the food.
It hurts me knowing Shane is never going to be as unrestrained and funny as he was in these old pre-SNL cancellation podcasts. He was just so relaxed and off-the-cuff. He's still funny now but not even a fraction of what he used to be like, now he always checks himself to make sure the joke isnt going "too far".
Matt doing the Asian girl moans fucking kills me
The 10s were fantastic. 05 to 2015 was gooated
Shane bringing up Australian colonialism is based. I hope he watches rabbit proof fence and or bran nue dae one day
I live in the south, and I can promise you'd get your ass kicked walking around with a bow tie. lmao
Dude these guys are so funny
Very coor
“So no one’s trying to assail their wall?” Lol
This is the funniest podcast 😂😂
The one thing they get hilariously wrong is that white guys in the south aren't around black people. If anything, it's the exact opposite. People in the north are the ones who aren't around as many black people in their daily lives. The deep south has such a high percentage of black people compared to the north that even suburb dwelling white people here have tons of black people around them.
Where I grew up in the burbs, the school was around 60-40 white to black ratio. And since. I played sports, most of my friends were black. In college it's slightly different since economic demographics skew a little more white.
These thumbnail pics are so good 😂
Kim Jong Gillies might be your Magum Opus, your Masterpiece.
Shane Jong Un gets me everytime
Or white because were the our ancestors went underground. 12,000 years ago, we are the survivors of an ancient Apocalypse.
There’s like 30,000 underground bunkers in Turkey alone
I need Matt to come up with a country music alter-ego named Burt Williamson
“you think they’ll be firehosing white dudes?”
😂
I absolutely do not need black people to "check" me.
Your attitude says otherwise
I'm with you bro . I couldn't care less if Jamal disapproves of my ways . He can't even work a pair of pants , who is he to tell me anything ?
@@robertrogers3055cuckold
@@robertrogers3055lol you can let Jamal check you, he can your wife as well while you watch. Have some dignity. Imagine saying a black person has to be checked by white people
@@DragonZombie2000jamal wouldnt have to. See... i am black. Surprise! Getting worked up over jokes.
the last 3 minutes of this video quite literally killed me
RIP
The shaman was DYING to describe futa
“I got a taste of dude’s down south”
I’m so happy I found this show! 😂😂😂
Why has gerbie not been on in a year or more?
He's too busy harassing people at Einstein bagels
Dude, I have never heard someone else talk about lying about a movie they havent seen. I do that shit all the time for no fucking reason lmaooo. its so stupid
Gentlemen thank you, we are the best generation. 1986...... everybody's old....and the futures f'n....shit I'm old
“The chinee”
Wanted rain for crops 😂
Amen, my brothers
Matt McKusker got a taste of the boys down south! Typical day for MM
Man…Matt in the G Minor Headsuit and Shane Jung Un…I need some Gatorade to replenish my “fluids”
Shane as Kim Jong on the thumbnail is fucking killing me oh lord
Mccusker needs to just realize anything that he comes up with on his own in his own head is always wrong. There is like some sort of weird Missing Link in his train of logic or common sense
It's a comedy podcast, not an academic history channel. Go listen to Timothy Snyder and Christopher Clark
West Philadelphia was born and raised where Gay Will Smith spent most of his days!
"I thought they were plump"
Looking at Kim Gillis, Kimmy Gillz, is the best 😂
Rain dance was like Native Darpa. Narpa? They did it Nepal, right Shane?
I love how they think that the south is segregated when the place they’re from is literally the most segregated place in the country
Yeah I agree as someone who grew up in rural Arkansas and has lived in the northeast for a decade a lot of northerners and people out west have poor perspective of the south.