@@herdrugby11 you’re intentionally spiking peoples’ drinks with something people are unaware of to intentionally cause discomfort. As a stupid high school boy. You know people have died from eye drops and stupid shit right? You should absolutely be charged for assault.
I've met a couple guys who won't shit in restaurants and have gone home and returned to his family and/or friends who was me. i thought he stiffed me with the check cuz he didn't say anything, just left.
Kid Dude I work with graduated 5’4” and that summer he grew to 6’6” he was only 19 and we didn’t believe him until his Drivers license he got the year before said 5’4”
My best friend was on probation and a church let him do community service with their youth group to help him out. Basically this church tossed him a massive bone: He comes with them for a choir tour and helps out for about an hour a day setting up the sound system at different stops, and the entire trip gets logged as community service hours. You couldn’t of asked for a better deal. Free food the whole trip, cute church girls, and virtually knocking out a years worth of community service in the span of a weekend. This genius decided it’d be funny to prank some sickly little freshmen and put a whole pack of chocolate laxatives in a McFlurry. The kids shit his brains out on the side of the road and had to be carried back into the church van, pantsless and half-conscious covered in his own liquid shit and rushed to the ER. They subsequently signed his community service papers and hoped to never hear from him ever again…
Have absolutely as a youth done the totally not needed damage control before about dumb shit like getting pee on pants shaking or not shaking enough shit like that hahah so good society make us perfect out insecure little lies and cover ups early
Before the show Hot Ones, not many people knew about pepper extract. You could only find it at specialty bbq stores. The boys and I used to get higher than giraffe pu$$y and spike the salsa bar at Taco Bueno. It was so intense we only got away with it a few times. People were spazzing and were convulsing in laughter
I always feel like they start throwing around stories and then it gets to Matt and he opens the story by downplaying the craziness and then tells a story that would leave Manson’s mouth hanging open lol
I swear to god my friend and I convinced a kid to drink like 5 laxatives crushed up in a glass of chocolate milk. 7th grade summer. We literally poured it in a glass and walked a half mile to this kids house and he drank it 😂 you could see the blue pill crumbs at the bottom
My buddy in Ardmore was all excited that he was going on a date with some hot chick. He thought he was coming down with a cold, so I have him two capsules I said were "immune boosters." I always have lots of supplements and health stuff. They were, in fact, bowel cleanser capsules.
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My brother threw me at a wall so hard while we were wrastlin during winter break in 5th grade that I shit myself.
God damn
That's effing sweet.
I wish I could watch this memory like a highlight reel lmfao
Damn dude lmao you mustve been holding it in
That rules
Threatening to shit at a friend’s parent’s work is the funniest and most psychotic threat I’ve ever heard
an upper decker on top of that
Using “suck” as the past tense of “seek” is all you need to know about Matt.
Seek and suck sounds like an Ian Fidance special
I “sought” asylum actually
this trio needs to be thing. it is fucking golden chemistry.
Matt dosing and following chicks is wild lol
'Skis will be 'skis!
Would go to jail for some kind of assault these days
Kinda seems like bologna
@@ColoradoKeith if it wasn’t matt I would think it was exaggerated for sure
@@herdrugby11 you’re intentionally spiking peoples’ drinks with something people are unaware of to intentionally cause discomfort. As a stupid high school boy.
You know people have died from eye drops and stupid shit right? You should absolutely be charged for assault.
Gerbies is the wholesome content this pod needs
I'll never forget the conversation I had with my dad when he realized I ditched high school just so I could come home and take a dump, he wasn't mad
I've met a couple guys who won't shit in restaurants and have gone home and returned to his family and/or friends who was me. i thought he stiffed me with the check cuz he didn't say anything, just left.
@@davidperez5089 wtf
@@ProfessorImbakeXBoomshaka exactly!
@@davidperez5089 I’m the group of guys who shit only in places I consider home. Can’t shit in public at all
@@trevorphillips8734 i told my friend he was a country boy at heart. You too!🤣
Matt's story is psychotic
No it's not.
Shit I laxed my boys before, chill
na, ya'll pussies now. Laxin bitches
No its just teen pranks they shouldn’t have been drinking anyways if I was their father I’d laugh and say good they got pranked instead of fed booze
We put ecstacy in my teachers coffee and he got fire cause they thought he was on meth he was hugging this girl saying he loved her
being 5'2 as a senior in hs is wild. and then growing like a foot after that is even crazier to me
For sure. I've been 6'3 since I was 12. It's weird that I was that tall at that age, but even weirder that I haven't grown since I was 12😂
Happen to me
Kid Dude I work with graduated
5’4” and that summer he grew to 6’6” he was only 19 and we didn’t believe him until his Drivers license he got the year before said 5’4”
Started football season my junior year at 5'4, finished the season at 6'
Gerbs said he had late onset puberty.
Imagine going through puberty in college...
As a low level mechanic, I can attest to the fact that our dumps are basically radioactive
Why?
We spiked teachers coffees with laxatives in high school lmao
“Was it hot? Yes, then cold, right away.”😂
Gerbie’s is always amazing. Also this is the best 15 minutes around.
My best friend was on probation and a church let him do community service with their youth group to help him out. Basically this church tossed him a massive bone: He comes with them for a choir tour and helps out for about an hour a day setting up the sound system at different stops, and the entire trip gets logged as community service hours. You couldn’t of asked for a better deal. Free food the whole trip, cute church girls, and virtually knocking out a years worth of community service in the span of a weekend. This genius decided it’d be funny to prank some sickly little freshmen and put a whole pack of chocolate laxatives in a McFlurry. The kids shit his brains out on the side of the road and had to be carried back into the church van, pantsless and half-conscious covered in his own liquid shit and rushed to the ER.
They subsequently signed his community service papers and hoped to never hear from him ever again…
I fell so hard skating that I shit my pants in two separate occasions
Gerbies dad confirmed Jewish business owner
Oot
Watching this while having crazy diarrhea in the movie theater bathroom
At work just drank coffee my a hole is blowing up
Gerbies killed it on the new Gilly and Keeves special.
“…when you’re sliding into 3rd
And you feel a slimy turd,
diarrhea “
".. when you're ridin' in a Chevy, and your shorts are gettin' heavy.. diarrhea"
When you're sucking on a dick and you feel a little sick
"....Give me 50 cents and I'll wipe it on the fence, Diarrhea!....Diarrhea!...."
When you’re climbing up a ladder and you’re hearing something splatter,
Diarrhoea,
this needs to be animated a la ricky gervais show
Have absolutely as a youth done the totally not needed damage control before about dumb shit like getting pee on pants shaking or not shaking enough shit like that hahah so good society make us perfect out insecure little lies and cover ups early
My buddy ate a whole laxative candy bar at my house cause he just thought it was chocolate. 🙃 he shit for an hour.
Every time I watch this video i never really absorb the gerbies story as I’m still recovering from matts story. The construction site bit 😙👌🏼
Matt may actually be a sociopath 😂
A mechanics dump is vile, just Natty Light, cigarettes and beef jerky.
12:46 I shit my pants the first time I dunked a basketball. It’s everybody gerbies don’t let em fuck with ya
Before the show Hot Ones, not many people knew about pepper extract. You could only find it at specialty bbq stores. The boys and I used to get higher than giraffe pu$$y and spike the salsa bar at Taco Bueno. It was so intense we only got away with it a few times. People were spazzing and were convulsing in laughter
A mini Gerald Foose vouyeur over here, with that deranged mineral oil story
Dr. Gerald Foose was a scientist!!!
“She had big boobs” - Dr. Gerald Foose
Top tier comment. So many layers
god bless matt for embracing the painful memories of the horrible shit you did in high school
I always feel like they start throwing around stories and then it gets to Matt and he opens the story by downplaying the craziness and then tells a story that would leave Manson’s mouth hanging open lol
Literally listened to this and had to poop on my run
Taking your Chipotle Burrito to the Urinal is Psychotic
There's always someone on patrol for pants shitters I'm fucking dead
Every now and then, Matt's evil hipi status is revealed
"thats his shit at that point" got me hard haha
Phrasing cuh
I swear to god my friend and I convinced a kid to drink like 5 laxatives crushed up in a glass of chocolate milk. 7th grade summer. We literally poured it in a glass and walked a half mile to this kids house and he drank it 😂 you could see the blue pill crumbs at the bottom
Wow soder and gerbs living the same life just different plot but similar scenerios but different choices lmao
Not really. Just the same bday and shit their pants kicking a ball
Similar scenario = same life
Cool
Shat Nation baby
So Gerbies dad really owns a tire shop?
yo high-school before facebook was real boys, ya'll don't understand. we did different shit
High schoolers don’t use Facebook. They use a bunch of other dumb shit.
i fantasize abkut it all the time fuck this gay iphone refording shit
Watching while pooping
Same
I did not shit myself and I was still never cool.
I don’t know how they got through Gerbies’ story without someone singing the baseball diarrhea song
Dosing buddies with laxatives was a teenage pastime in our High School. Shit is never not funny...
Wait i thought tires just came out 2024 how long was that show in production
11.5 years
It’s a gerbies day
We need to have gerbies back soon we all miss him. What happened to him he’s been MIA
Matt’s a sociopath. He also goes to dog parks and doesn’t control his dog cause “dog psychology”
Matt literally sounds like he's making up every story on the spot
Yeahh when he started getting into how they followed the chicks to Wendy’s, it got a little hard to believe
Its a comedy podcast
I made my friend shart his shorts at 3am in Iraq cause he couldn’t laugh out loud in the bay
So the Tires set was really Gerbies Dads place?!?
They need to hire an animator to animate some of these stories.
I want Gerbiez back :( he hasn't been on the cast in a long long time
Bruh, who doodos they pantaloons
Matt story made me die
I remember when I choked my friend unconscious when we were drunk and wrestling and he shit his pants 😂
Who else watching this while pooping?
i brother 😊
👍
Hilarious! Lmao!
#MeNumberToo
Who else poopin
I literally opened my phone while sitting on the toilet and this was the first video recommended
me
Right now
Hell yeah
Hahaha I'll clean it go ahead
My buddy in Ardmore was all excited that he was going on a date with some hot chick. He thought he was coming down with a cold, so I have him two capsules I said were "immune boosters." I always have lots of supplements and health stuff.
They were, in fact, bowel cleanser capsules.
Ah, a fellow okie. Didn’t know the Dawg army went as far west as Indian territory 🫡
Unless this is some other wrong Ardmore
@@agentmueller Ardmore, PA, eight minutes from where the Shaman grew up (Havertown).
Fell by the wayside
thats really kinda fucked up, with the laxatives
That was a shitty thing to do
I'm gonna *seduce* your mother
Re-lax bro
lax bros
I got thrown out of school for 2 weeks for doing the same thing as matt
Sounds like bullshit..
I bet half of Matt’s stories are made up.
false the shaman only speaks the truth