To be honest I don’t even care about the movies ending, I just like sitting here listen to your opinions on classics and talk about their flaws and their plot
Yeah but that really brings up the question of what these girls did to deserve it. He says that the reason the US group was put through it was because they didn’t heed the dudes warning. So,, what did these little Japanese girls do??
Because of the comment that she made plus the comments that her friends called her the Virgin and when she was making out with the dude she was like I don't want to go. There's not like no one has so I think that she was a virgin but not in the actual fullest sense
I wish there was another version of the movie where we didn’t see anything about the facility and it just starts off as a typical horror movie but then the big twist is that everything was being controlled by the facility. I loved how it was executed but it would be cool to see the twist not shown. Edit- I think some people are missing the point of this comment, idgaf if the movie is perfect how it is, I WANT to see a version of the movie that doesn’t show the stuff going on behind the scenes until the end. Don’t care if that would make the movie worse or better because that isn’t the point. I’m not asking for the existence of the original version to become extinct, I just want two versions. Tbh I’d like for this movie to have multiple different versions, showing how different the night could have ended for the characters. Even if that means that the whole meaning of the film is ripped away just for my pleasure of watching it from a different perspective. I’ve seen the original. I want more content. Therefore I want multiple different versions of a movie I’ve seen many times already. Same goes for any other movie I feel passionate about.
I think the movie is considered one of the all time greats because of this. It’s not the typical “Here’s a horror scenario, people die, plot twist, resolution.” It dipped it’s toes in playing with the 4th wall by letting us know that this facility exists from the very beginning sparing us from a plot twist and having US be the “ancient” ones expecting the typical horror movie. A movie that doesn’t rely on a plot twist is SUPER rare nowadays but this one was well made.
Deviant anomaly yea I like that the way they did it it just would have been nice to see how it would have been if it was a big twist. I like being shocked and I felt that would have been the biggest twist to me.
But that would be a lame twist if it more or less ended there. What I would suggest is you get this twist halfway through. Have the typical setup and story of five people go to a cabin but at the one hour mark have somebody who's not the final girl survive and walk away, fade to black, credits start to roll people wonder what the hell is going on and why was this movie so short? Then the film would cut back to the guys in the control room commenting on how they didn't get it right this time. The cabin is reset and another group of young people show up. This time we see what's going on from the facility's POV inter-spaced with the same events happening in the cabin but this time with different people. And then people would just compare it to this movie and say they ripped them off and "Cabin in the Woods" did it better.
@@47RoninGaming Nah, we're still, in relation to the movie, in the 4th wall. The wall itself wasn't broken or addressed, but the movie's premise itself was meta, seeing at how the tropes are constructed and subverted at the same time.
A little trivia I love about this movie: it was originally supposed to have a tie in to Left for Dead, but it was scrapped due to stigmas about video game movies I think. You can see the remnants of it in the zoomed out scene with all the boxes, where you can see the Boomer, Witch, and Tank for a few frames
It’s also the facility’s fault. If they had done a little more research into the kids before killing them then they could have chosen rolls that fit the kids better and Marty probably wouldn’t have been the wiser.
20:44 While we nowadays imagine unicorns as all sunshine and rainbows, in the old times they were imagined to be extremely fierce and wild creatures. A virgin's presence would calm them down, but they'd run away from or stab anyone else in their way.
It's a pretty good joke on a few levels then -- it's funny to see it among all the monsters, but as you say, its behaviour does actually make sense in the original conception
@@vilmublues752 yeah, that's actually where I saw that. Thanks and much love from Oklahoma. I didnt know if they made it up or got it from mythology. 💜
I absolutely died when he fucking clotheslined her! I kept going back, its still so funny to watch this mountain of a dude just fucking annihilate this little zombie kid!
Indie horror film "The Final Girls" deserves a look. A girl and her friends, trapped in a theater fire, wind up transported into the cheesy 80s horror movie the theater was showing. One of the characters in the movie was played by the protagonist's now deceased mother, and she's determined to keep her mother's character from meeting her original film death.
Have heard of it but only in passing, if it's actually good i might well have to check it out. In return, if you haven't already, you should see Lumberjack Man, another somewhat satirical comedy slasher movie.
I personally love movies with "ancient gods that are real and really REALLY *REALLY* scary", like lovecraftian stories. It gives a "there's something else out there, something old and forgotten, yet powerful and dangerous" feeling.
There is a fan theory I read that claims Joss Whedon’s universes are all connected. And it’s cool. So Buffy is slaying vampires and Rossum Corp is running their Dollhouse and then Cabin in the Woods’ ending is what triggers the apocalypse to send whatever is left of humanity into space, eventually causing the world of Firefly to happen. And River Tam is a vampire slayer of the future that The Alliance kidnapped in order to try and control a Slayer of their own.
a good advice even more so in chess as the pawn is the only one that can be made into a queen so if you underestimate that slow crawling pawn you back like is doomed.
True! I was playing chess with my dad and he sacrificed a queen for a pawn, and i used a pawn to knock his queen over. I had thought about this trap for 10 minutes straight lmao
When I saw it in the theater, I kept on thinking 'Why does Thor look so young?' Only to find out later the movie was on the shelf for years before being released. Josh Whedon knows how to make a great show.
Unlimited Amazing Easy for James James: And today we are looking at cabin the woods Also James: Nothing really happens in the first part of the film rather than a few deaths , and THEN EVERYONE DIES, all the monsters are released James at the pie chart : this is easily the largest kill count we have had, and we aren’t gonna beat it for a LOONG time , the dullest kill was every other person rather than our 5 main stars and the lab workers 😀
If we get an scp movie i wanna see them find a new scp and having to find out its weakness to contain it. Wich as we know mostly costs a bunch of personell.
@@blackthrone6976 I wouldn't want hollywood to touch the universe. They would fuck it up and I could see them trying to take ownership of the universe. They'd probably fail since the universe is fairly protected in the creative commons(in the western world at least) but when we have companies trying to ownership of the words like "Scrolls", I'd rather not take the risk with the SCP universe.
something i loved about this movie is the people didn't play the hero and sacrifice themselves like most horror movies do. they just said "fuck it, let's get high and watch the world die" and i think that was poetic. how we truly can't fight our instinct to survive for the most part, even at the expense of others.
I love watching your ending explaines because you dont just skip to the ending you review the movie and narrate what's happening in the movie giving a better understanding
Sundus They don’t really need anyone to worship them and I get the feeling time isn’t really an issue for them either so waiting for a new sentient species isn’t a problem either
They already had an "old world" to work with before. Assuming that they themselves can make worlds, they destroy the previous world as it has no significance for them anymore (they failed the ritual). It's symbolic of how the audience would no longer bite into movie studios' products when all of the films that they are producing are shit and not enjoyable. Then they start following other movie studios, ergo, other "worlds" in the Ancient Ones' view.
@@fester5616 Weed actually has a ton of good benefits medically, and can help you stop stressing and a bunch of other things. It's not good to overdose though just cause it's pointless.
That end scene with the monsters escaping has got to be one of my favorite scenes in any movie full stop. Also I know this came out way first, but did anyone else notice a huge Dead by Daylight similarity with the ancient gods sending creatures to slay humans?
I love cabin in the woods. To me, it kinda explains every horror movie. There’s always a group. Something goes wrong. Only 1 or 2 person tends to make it out alive.
Well in the movie (even in the review) it says that they already prepared a laced stupefying weed but shaggy here had his own stache that he used. So you are right. Have a personal stache of weed.
That was such a great explanation. I’m a horror movie buff and this was absolutely one of my favorites. But I never realized the gods were the audience. That right there was genius. Teens in horror movies do typically always have their set characters and we just go along for the ride to see exactly how the expected outcomes play out. And while I’m not usually a fan of horror comedy, I really enjoyed how this movie played out beginning to end. This was definitely the explanation I didn’t even know I needed.
Cabin In the Woods is one of my favourite horror films of all time. It has a nice balance of comedy, gore, and suspense that I really like. And they didn’t make a shitty sequel to go with it
@@naledimosikara7861 You mean there aren't any sequels that are made on really illogical twist that somehow prequel ended completely differently? I think there's plenty of weird sequels.
Some people consider Firefly to be the sequel to Cabin in the Woods. The narration at the start of the series (or maybe the Serenity film) says that "the Earth was used up". I have heard a theory that this meant it was used up by the Ancient Ones, meaning whatever humans were left escaped into space.
yup...and as the ancient ones...we can seek freedom from tired ass stories that do not step up to the plate and really deliver us the goods we want as moviegoers. Lately there has been a trend where critics and moviemakers, writers of screenplays and executives are attempting to diss audiences who pay money at the box office. Dissing someone who refuses to swallow the puerile, plastic , hollow social justice narratives that has stories that make no sense says more about the disser than it does about the person spending their hard earned money at the box office. Light years ahead of its time...Cabin in the woods warns us...before the birth of social justice movement that we vote with our wallets or pay the price by being imprisoned by the false narratives of people who would never give us the snot off their sneakers.. And that is something the sjw's and their lapdogs have no answer for....
I remeber I saw a video from a guy who said that they got their roles confused with the kids that Dana was actully the Fool and Marty was the Virgin which is probable.
I totally agree because I've heard that too and if you really think about it, the movie does direct the characters that way because Marty wasn't the fool. 1) he was able to evade the use of the marijuana and 2) Dana was proven to make mistakes right from the beginning because she wasn't a virgin and shows a lack of common sense within the first 10 minutes of the movie. Whereas Marty falls into the trope of the Virgin, he's the fifth wheel and he is not driven by sexuality he's driven by pot. There is a multitude of evidence that proves he's not a fool. Throughout the movie he's figuring all this stuff out, while Dana is making the worst possible choices throughout the movie, even at the end when she's convinced by the director that Marty needs to die. This wouldn't have finished the ritual because Dana was the fool! The ritual was going to fail no matter what.
"Why would they even want to have the ability to do that?" Haha my exact thought! It makes no sense they would make that possible and so easy to access.
Actually they have that Purge the system button to ensure just in case they fail to kill the people on the surface they can get them in the hallways as a last resort.
@@zachbahamutson5477 but after that how would they put back all of them back to their containment unit, since everyone got release at the same time wouldn't that be impossible?
@@Phoenix4198 not exactly sure they probably have some way to round them up we just don't know it of it. But yeah it would make sense since you know if the guards weren't there or were dead or something like that The Purge the system and release all the monsters to kill the survivors.
@@Phoenix4198 - I would imagine them having a way to kill everything on command (fire usually works in any monster) or the facility having a Nuke to trigger in case of emergency (like any scp facility).
I kinda thought once, that the Cabin in the Woods is like a "SAW-like battle royale/escape room/death game" genre horror movie, because they come into a cabin they shouldn't have come into, and then they're being imprisoned in a huge hidden facility, being forced to survive some monster encounters, and being watched by some mysterious government employees, who are afraid of the "Gods".
My neighbor smokes weed every day several hours. It's basically torture for me. I can't stand the smell at all. Gives me headaches and nausea. Sealed the windows and I can still smell the damn thing... My neighbor tho...is dumb as a rock. Can't even talk properly anymore to have a normal conversation.
I'm assuming it's because you need to know what goes on in the movie to understand the ending? But yeah, there's a few youtubers who do "GAME TITLE"'s ending explained... which happens to be a synopsis of the entire games story and plot. these people really do need to title their videos correctly. Still a good vid though here, and for most 'ending explained' videos
Okay guys he literally said in one video that He'd make it entire movie explained but he's not expecting everyone to be fresh off the movie remembering exactly what happened. It's his channel. And his videos. He also says that ending explained sounds catchy and it's sorta kinda his thing.
Wow, people getting technical. Ok, then. First: You don't see the Ancient Ones actually kill everyone. It's implied. And if it's world ending, they might not leave actual physical bodies either. Second: He wiped half the population on Earth... and half of everything else in the universe. Third: ... it was just a joke.
Never have I ever wanted to see what happens next so badly. That ending was so freaking cool. I need just one more hour of this movie! It's hands down one of my favorite horror movies.
@@SailorSabol basically imagine the organization in this movie but like a trillion times more competent and contain way more dangerous stuff and contain more than just monsters
@@degeneratesupreme860 Granted also would definitely do something like this ritual to contain the SCP of the ancient ones, but they would be far better than it, and even if they failed would likely have backup plane upon backup plan to recover. Including letting all of humanity die off, then just regrow us again and go from there.
@@catsquidcatoverlord9842 hell the ancient gods wouldn't even be a problem for the SCP Foundation since they have an scp they can use to reset the universe when an apocalypse happen so they can try again
20:50 Unicorns (in some cultures) were cold war horses to begin with! Sadly media has turned in the "purity beings" that they are today and I hate that!
It's not so much the twins from the Shining as it would be any pair of creepy twins. Remember these nightmares aren't supposed to be the actual ones we see in the movies but the primordial nightmares that influence what we see in the movies. So that guy with the saw blades in his head holding the puzzle cube isn't supposed to be Pinhead or a Cenobite but a nightmare that would have given the idea for Pinhead.
I think it's good that movies like this weren't released in previous years, after all many advancements in how movies are even made are always being made, so if these movies were released earlier, we may have gotten something with much lower quality
JM well marty is the most resourceful one of the two and the person who actually figures out go how to get into the facility and dana doesn't really do much for one
I don't think they mixed it up they said they didn't care and dana was picked to be final girl they failed because they didn't take it seriously enough and they didn't just shoot Marty when they had the chance
Can you do "Hallow Man" and "Sleepy hallow the headless horse man" Love those movies and even thou I understand the ending and all I love your videos and how you explain them
You mean Hollow* ......... *hollow* means empty or can refer to a valley. *Hallow* is from the word *Hallowed* which in Old English means Holy/Exalted. I.E. "you're on *hallowed* ground," or "our Father, who art in Heaven, *hallowed* be thy name......"
I love this movie so much. I was 16 or 17 when it came out, watched it with friends at home and we were all amazed. Glad the stoner was the wise one, and omg all of the monsters! The epic elevator purge scene. One of the coolest scary movies ever.
You guys are aware that the ancient ones are supposed to be horror fans. Like when Marty gets pulled of screen, the ancient ones are rumbling because they (the audience) did not see Marty get killed which is a trope in horror that any character you don’t see die off can be considered still alive or have the ability to come back later. You see this a great deal in slasher movies at the time the movie was made.
Theory: The escape of the monsters was yet another thing orchestrated by the foundation. It was created to operate as a backup plan in the case that the kids found a way out of the simulation. In the end, both the fool and the virgin still ended up dead due to the actions of the foundation, and at the ritual site nonetheless.
I like how in the scene with a ton of monsters in it with the protagonists in the middle, there is a boomer from l4d2 (not l4d because of the weird bubble in the middle of his stomach).
All of the Left for Dead special zombies are there and can be seen at some point. There's a few other video game monster cameo's too, like Alma Wade from F.E.A.R and Nemesis from Resident Evil. Most of them can only really be seen for a second though during that wide shot of all the cells moving around.
The ones you buy in the store, are kind of shity compared to what they made. I highly doubt that the store bought one would hold up. I have bought many pipes and bongs. The more they cost, the more sturdier they are. I'm sure the one in the movie is steal. While the ones you buy the store are alloy. Why, you ask. I'm so happy you asked. The company that makes them. Wants you to break it. So you have to buy a new one. Also I went to a store to be that bong. I left it at that store. It was crap. It was hard to open and close. So yeah
I remember thinking this movie was dumb when I first saw it, until I watched it a few more times and realized that it’s the deeper plot of why movie always have certain clichés because they have to.
Another great explanation! I may be pulling this out of the air, but I think I remember reading that in mythology Unicorns can only be caught by people with a pure heart, if anyone else tries to catch them they instantly kill them which is why the Unicorn goes on a killing spree in the facility.
Finally. Somebody else that understands that the Ancient Ones are a stand in for the audience. It perfectly explains why Hollywood seems to make horror movies with such similar plots.
To be honest I don’t even care about the movies ending, I just like sitting here listen to your opinions on classics and talk about their flaws and their plot
So true
Fact
@@Obozo_Gaming You are so right
Love him
No cap
"This prop cost about 5,000 dollars to make" somebody got paid to make themselves a secret bong for this movie.
LOL. That was my first thought too,
"WELLLL if none else wants it I GUESS I'll take it"
Levi Witham It cost much because it’s functional. You can drink OR smoke with it.
@Liquid Sunshine LMAO and I'm here smoking from a Gatorade bottle complaining plastic bongs are already expensive.
You can get a fully functioning one online for about 250$
@@26muca07 at least u get a drink from it... XD
I like how the Japan experiment is just a bunch of little schoolgirls beating the game.
Well, the scientists underestimated the power of the super clean souls of the innocents. These girls are truly something lol.
Yeah but that really brings up the question of what these girls did to deserve it. He says that the reason the US group was put through it was because they didn’t heed the dudes warning. So,, what did these little Japanese girls do??
@@JellySLCB They didn't say "ittadakimasu" before eating
@@JellySLCB they did say that every other culture is different so...
@@BigT.Larrity not only do you have the best name this side of the Mason dixon but your comment was extremely funny. What's up bro!
I was so happy when they let the pothead be more than just a joke.
Pot heads are a joke. I hate how the jock died. I wanted him to go full Die Hard and save the day.
@@royalzak2670 Lol jocks are a joke dude
@@maaszeltov i guess you're the complete opposite of a jock
@@royalzak2670 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ you a jock?
He was the best character
I know the ending isn't confusing, I just love to hear you narrate and analyse my favourite movies, especially this one !
It's got a ton of insanity in it though
marie-hélène martel
Yeah, hearing someone have fun discussing something they like is fun.
@@RavenCloak13 Yep.
facts
Me too i just like your style.
:3
“Me? Virgin?”
“We work with what we have”
Always makes me giggle but on a more serious note, wouldn’t offering a non-virgin anger the Ancient Ones?
I think she had oral sex but not intercourse
Because of the comment that she made plus the comments that her friends called her the Virgin and when she was making out with the dude she was like I don't want to go. There's not like no one has so I think that she was a virgin but not in the actual fullest sense
ngl thought you said jiggle
They probably don't care as long as she acts like a virgin
I think she was the fool and MARTIE the virgin!!
Wow, Chris Hemsworth was involved with Ragnarok twice.
True
His death scene was funny to me. It was so dramatic how he was the ''badass'' and how he would ''save them'' and dies because of naiveness.
Kinda fitting, considering the giant fiery hand at the end looked a bit like Surt.
@@serenav6156 well he was the jock and jocks do stupid shit
@@WobblesandBean surtur
This screams of R rated Scooby Doo, expecially shaggy,
zoinks!! LOL
Just realized this
The dog is the other dude...
Zoinks Scoob!
We're fucked!
lmao 420 likes
Doood!
I wish there was another version of the movie where we didn’t see anything about the facility and it just starts off as a typical horror movie but then the big twist is that everything was being controlled by the facility. I loved how it was executed but it would be cool to see the twist not shown.
Edit- I think some people are missing the point of this comment, idgaf if the movie is perfect how it is, I WANT to see a version of the movie that doesn’t show the stuff going on behind the scenes until the end. Don’t care if that would make the movie worse or better because that isn’t the point. I’m not asking for the existence of the original version to become extinct, I just want two versions. Tbh I’d like for this movie to have multiple different versions, showing how different the night could have ended for the characters. Even if that means that the whole meaning of the film is ripped away just for my pleasure of watching it from a different perspective. I’ve seen the original. I want more content. Therefore I want multiple different versions of a movie I’ve seen many times already. Same goes for any other movie I feel passionate about.
I think the movie is considered one of the all time greats because of this. It’s not the typical “Here’s a horror scenario, people die, plot twist, resolution.” It dipped it’s toes in playing with the 4th wall by letting us know that this facility exists from the very beginning sparing us from a plot twist and having US be the “ancient” ones expecting the typical horror movie.
A movie that doesn’t rely on a plot twist is SUPER rare nowadays but this one was well made.
Deviant anomaly yea I like that the way they did it it just would have been nice to see how it would have been if it was a big twist. I like being shocked and I felt that would have been the biggest twist to me.
But that would be a lame twist if it more or less ended there. What I would suggest is you get this twist halfway through. Have the typical setup and story of five people go to a cabin but at the one hour mark have somebody who's not the final girl survive and walk away, fade to black, credits start to roll people wonder what the hell is going on and why was this movie so short? Then the film would cut back to the guys in the control room commenting on how they didn't get it right this time. The cabin is reset and another group of young people show up. This time we see what's going on from the facility's POV inter-spaced with the same events happening in the cabin but this time with different people.
And then people would just compare it to this movie and say they ripped them off and "Cabin in the Woods" did it better.
@@deviantanomaly so we are the 5th wall?
@@47RoninGaming Nah, we're still, in relation to the movie, in the 4th wall. The wall itself wasn't broken or addressed, but the movie's premise itself was meta, seeing at how the tropes are constructed and subverted at the same time.
A little trivia I love about this movie: it was originally supposed to have a tie in to Left for Dead, but it was scrapped due to stigmas about video game movies I think. You can see the remnants of it in the zoomed out scene with all the boxes, where you can see the Boomer, Witch, and Tank for a few frames
@FullTimeSlacker Took me 1 minute to google. i.imgur.com/jwqesWS.jpg
Boomer
@@pep4338 Lolicon
@@Deadricblood same
You can see stuff like the witch and the boomer in the cells
It’s also the facility’s fault. If they had done a little more research into the kids before killing them then they could have chosen rolls that fit the kids better and Marty probably wouldn’t have been the wiser.
And make sure he didn't have a backup stash of pot.
yeah. switch the guys and girls as holden was actually more of a jock than Chris Hemsworth character too.
yup, you don't study for the test you fail. it shows adults are just as dumb as teens/kids...lol
@@lesliehardeman6212 dumber than Marty imo
@@nocturnenix I honestly don't think either of the girls fit the "whore" trope.
20:44 While we nowadays imagine unicorns as all sunshine and rainbows, in the old times they were imagined to be extremely fierce and wild creatures. A virgin's presence would calm them down, but they'd run away from or stab anyone else in their way.
It's a pretty good joke on a few levels then -- it's funny to see it among all the monsters, but as you say, its behaviour does actually make sense in the original conception
I heared they ate the heart out of virgins. I like your version better, since it leaves me possibly alive.
@@lauragraves4342 I looked that up and apparently that's how it was in Legends of Tomorrow, where they changed up the myth.
@@vilmublues752 yeah, that's actually where I saw that. Thanks and much love from Oklahoma. I didnt know if they made it up or got it from mythology. 💜
He didn't punch her, he straight up clotheslined her.
Exactly! I was sad when he said that
I absolutely died when he fucking clotheslined her! I kept going back, its still so funny to watch this mountain of a dude just fucking annihilate this little zombie kid!
@@deadonarrivalgirl9785 i feel bad for the actor that had to play in that scene
It was more of a lariat but I agree.
@@TomasTDE there is a difference? If so good ole JR has some explaining to do.
I remember a gif of the elevator scene when the tactical team gets wrecked. It said "when FPS gamers play Dark Souls for the first time"
GDang, that's the exact gif that make me find the movie and watch it !
@@nguyenhaidung8833 same here! I saw the gif and just had to find out what it was from!
😂
Reminds me of daybreakers elevator scene
@@plugboijohnny I don't remember that one...been a few years since I have watched that movie tbh
Nothing could prepare for when the Unicorn wrecked that guy towards the end of the movie.
Completely unexpected
Joshua Mueller with the majestic music playing
The magic unicorn shall penetrate you
@@romantybor4219 tf😂
@@reserveeuphoric2283 it shall penetrate you to person
Most of the times we don't really need the ending explained, we just want you to break down the whole thing. Haha!
Yup. I usually fall asleep to his ‘ending’ explains
@@SnowBunni78 same haha
He never even explains endings 🤦🏽♂️
@@supersaiyanbro he died that 85% of the time what are you talking about?
@@KvngLeroy1 he dies 85% of the time?... what the hell are you talking about 😂
"If you kill 4 teenagers, it is a tragedy. If you kill 7 billion people, its a statistic" ~ Joseph Stalin
Wel shit wat a cult of personality
Very profound
Its a joke
The tragedy is the majority of people who read that probably believe it to be the original quote..
Stalin passed away before teh world population even reached 4 bilion ool
"Are you seriously watching pron all by yourself?"
"No i'm with the science team!" 11:04
Sounds about right 😅
I'm so happy I get this meme reference
Ah Gordon freeman go wear your suit
Indie horror film "The Final Girls" deserves a look. A girl and her friends, trapped in a theater fire, wind up transported into the cheesy 80s horror movie the theater was showing. One of the characters in the movie was played by the protagonist's now deceased mother, and she's determined to keep her mother's character from meeting her original film death.
Have heard of it but only in passing, if it's actually good i might well have to check it out. In return, if you haven't already, you should see Lumberjack Man, another somewhat satirical comedy slasher movie.
If you like satirical horror, watch INBRED
Thomas Palazzolo I loved that movie.
Thomas Palazzolo sounds like infinite warfare zombies
B.W D.L I immediately thought that!!
I am tripping I could have sworn he did this already
Lol I thought the same thing
Bro I was thinkin the sameee shittt
Dank Lemon I think he has hahha
That was the pre haircut video, this is post. Completely different.
Same deja vu or mandela effect
I personally love movies with "ancient gods that are real and really REALLY *REALLY* scary", like lovecraftian stories.
It gives a "there's something else out there, something old and forgotten, yet powerful and dangerous" feeling.
So the ancient ones are eldrige horrors?
I found it kinda funny that Marty sounds like "martyr". Like he was meant to be sacrificed. I wonder if that was on purpose. 🤔
I myself keep thinking of Back to the Future.
Man it's so ironic, that he died to the one creature he wanted to unleash on the teens.
YA THINK?
@@josephthreefingers8450 r/woosh
It made me giggle so much, he got to see his mermaid 💜
@@whytho8485 its 4 o's, loser
@@blcksvvan wsh
"Despite trying to fend him off with his mug bong" had to be the hardest line of the whole script
I re-watched the elevator purge scene so many times, there's so much to see in those five seconds. Glad to hear you loved this one too!
Disappointed that he didn't go into detail about the purge scene, but oh well...
One of the best 5 seconds of horror of the decade!
belco experiment: we have the HIGHEST kill count ever
Cabin in the woods: hold my beer
Thanos: hold my gauntlet
Cabin in the woods: Hold my psycho
Final Destinations: Hold my objects
minecraft mob grinders: *pathetic*
Black people when they see banks : bet
There is a fan theory I read that claims Joss Whedon’s universes are all connected. And it’s cool. So Buffy is slaying vampires and Rossum Corp is running their Dollhouse and then Cabin in the Woods’ ending is what triggers the apocalypse to send whatever is left of humanity into space, eventually causing the world of Firefly to happen. And River Tam is a vampire slayer of the future that The Alliance kidnapped in order to try and control a Slayer of their own.
Awesome 😎
You're a genius. I like the way you think. We could be great friends
Damn, so this is why Dead Meat will never do a Kill count on this lol
Well he did Alien Covenant which was way harder and he just didn't count them
FullTimeSlacker nope
@@nolan2869 yup
I need my kill count 😆
It kind of easy really google the population of humans on earth in 2012 and bam
I like how at the start they are just pawns to this game. Remember:
If you underestimate the pawn, you already lost the game.
That sounds like something Viggo Grimborn would say
Pretty good statement
a good advice even more so in chess as the pawn is the only one that can be made into a queen so if you underestimate that slow crawling pawn you back like is doomed.
True! I was playing chess with my dad and he sacrificed a queen for a pawn, and i used a pawn to knock his queen over. I had thought about this trap for 10 minutes straight lmao
The film seems to reference the cube with having all those monsters locked up in a box it was very well done
When I saw it in the theater, I kept on thinking 'Why does Thor look so young?' Only to find out later the movie was on the shelf for years before being released. Josh Whedon knows how to make a great show.
James is gonna have an easy day if everyone on earth is going to die.
Unlimited Amazing gonna be a brand new Kill Count Record
Connor McCarthy haha yup. I wonder what the numbers is gonna look like 😬😂
Video start
Everyone dies
Video ends
he's probably not gonna count it. just like he didn't count the hundreds of dead xenomorphs in AVP
Unlimited Amazing Easy for James
James: And today we are looking at cabin the woods
Also James: Nothing really happens in the first part of the film rather than a few deaths , and THEN EVERYONE DIES, all the monsters are released
James at the pie chart : this is easily the largest kill count we have had, and we aren’t gonna beat it for a LOONG time , the dullest kill was every other person rather than our 5 main stars and the lab workers 😀
Seeing all those monster comes out at once in the faculty was dope
Plot twist this is the very beginning of how Attack on Titan started
Very funny
LOL
No this is prequel to "I am legend"
Plus s4 of Attack on titan s4 is almost here to explain the lore of the eldians and marleyans
Brandon Heinold omg what I’m mind blown
Sasageyo
This movie is what I'd imagine a scp movie would be something like but with less dbois
Kinda want a series on scp, honestly...
D BOYYYYYSSSSS
dboy gang rise up
If we get an scp movie i wanna see them find a new scp and having to find out its weakness to contain it. Wich as we know mostly costs a bunch of personell.
@@blackthrone6976 I wouldn't want hollywood to touch the universe. They would fuck it up and I could see them trying to take ownership of the universe. They'd probably fail since the universe is fairly protected in the creative commons(in the western world at least) but when we have companies trying to ownership of the words like "Scrolls", I'd rather not take the risk with the SCP universe.
something i loved about this movie is the people didn't play the hero and sacrifice themselves like most horror movies do. they just said "fuck it, let's get high and watch the world die" and i think that was poetic. how we truly can't fight our instinct to survive for the most part, even at the expense of others.
I love watching your ending explaines because you dont just skip to the ending you review the movie and narrate what's happening in the movie giving a better understanding
You know someone went home with that Coffee Mug Bong...
I wan't that bong. And I don't even smoke.
@@nightthornkvala94132 they sell them
I’m just wondering why the “ancient ones” want to destroy an entire world where no one would be left to worship them...
Plot hole
Sundus
They don’t really need anyone to worship them and I get the feeling time isn’t really an issue for them either so waiting for a new sentient species isn’t a problem either
They already had an "old world" to work with before.
Assuming that they themselves can make worlds, they destroy the previous world as it has no significance for them anymore (they failed the ritual).
It's symbolic of how the audience would no longer bite into movie studios' products when all of the films that they are producing are shit and not enjoyable. Then they start following other movie studios, ergo, other "worlds" in the Ancient Ones' view.
Nishi Ahochi dayum! Thank you I really like that explanation 😊
Their ancient doesn't mean their wise🤣
Cabin in the woods is basically the SCP foundation
*CHANGE MY MIND*
Ikr
Anonomous Jawa more like Give Up crossed with Spooky's House of jump-scares. I can see why you think that though
Obviously,but lacks many of them. Seeing as how it's a movie not a series.
ok boomer
For the second half of the movie i couldnt stop thinking that. Honestly it made it better
Shoutout to the half-legible "Molesting Tree" on the betting board, wish we coulda seen the horrors of that
That was from Evil Dead along with the Deadites.
We did get to see a guard pulled into an elevator by the tree and a lot of blood came out.
Quite iconically If do say so
just watch evil dead xD
It's from evil dead lol
Kiki: *mad*
Kiki: turn to frog
Kiki: this is fine
Hey! She's a happy frog. 😡😅
The stoner 'conspiracy theorist' in movies always ends up being pretty correct. hmmm movies telling us something.
Drugs are bad, but Weed? Oh, weed is good. Do weed.
The "Fool" isn't actually the Fool
Listen to me for I am wise
2012? Not so much
@@fester5616 Weed actually has a ton of good benefits medically, and can help you stop stressing and a bunch of other things. It's not good to overdose though just cause it's pointless.
That end scene with the monsters escaping has got to be one of my favorite scenes in any movie full stop. Also I know this came out way first, but did anyone else notice a huge Dead by Daylight similarity with the ancient gods sending creatures to slay humans?
I think that's what inspired that game
The entity summoned 😂
Same. One of the best scenes in a horror movie I've seen.
I love cabin in the woods. To me, it kinda explains every horror movie. There’s always a group. Something goes wrong. Only 1 or 2 person tends to make it out alive.
This was the First horror movie that made me go wtf.....in a good way
Yes
Moral of the story: weed is the best drug to do
😍😍😍
😍😍😍
Ha
Just say no.
Well in the movie (even in the review) it says that they already prepared a laced stupefying weed but shaggy here had his own stache that he used. So you are right. Have a personal stache of weed.
That was such a great explanation. I’m a horror movie buff and this was absolutely one of my favorites. But I never realized the gods were the audience. That right there was genius. Teens in horror movies do typically always have their set characters and we just go along for the ride to see exactly how the expected outcomes play out. And while I’m not usually a fan of horror comedy, I really enjoyed how this movie played out beginning to end. This was definitely the explanation I didn’t even know I needed.
I'd be interested in seeing what that facility does the rest of the year.
i’ve heard they have a great company christmas party !
@@kermitsewerside Lol😂😂
Stalking and feeding the monsters lol
@@kermitsewerside 😂🤣👌
They need to clean up last year’s scene, prep the next scene, and maintain the facility. Also they need money to fund this
Cabin In the Woods is one of my favourite horror films of all time. It has a nice balance of comedy, gore, and suspense that I really like. And they didn’t make a shitty sequel to go with it
How would they make a sequel when everyone is dead?
@@naledimosikara7861 You mean there aren't any sequels that are made on really illogical twist that somehow prequel ended completely differently? I think there's plenty of weird sequels.
Some people consider Firefly to be the sequel to Cabin in the Woods. The narration at the start of the series (or maybe the Serenity film) says that "the Earth was used up". I have heard a theory that this meant it was used up by the Ancient Ones, meaning whatever humans were left escaped into space.
3years later.. Sequel just came out 😂
The fact that the whole movie is scary and everything. But they add "lighthearted" stuff. The betting pool, the almost-sex scene. That's pretty fun
Well, I always considered it a dark comedy with horror elements, rather than a horror movie with "lighthearted" parts.
One of those underrated movies that never quite popped but still one of my favorites.
It’s many reasons why I love this movie and one of them is that it’s most likely to be the closest thing we get to a true SCP movie.
.....oH ARE WE, THE AUDIENCE, SUPPOSED TO REPRESENT THE ANCIENT ONES? And the end of their world would be us turning off the movie? 🤔
yup...and as the ancient ones...we can seek freedom from tired ass stories that do not step up to the plate and really deliver us the goods we want as moviegoers. Lately there has been a trend where critics and moviemakers, writers of screenplays and executives are attempting to diss audiences who pay money at the box office. Dissing someone who refuses to swallow the puerile, plastic , hollow social justice narratives that has stories that make no sense says more about the disser than it does about the person spending their hard earned money at the box office. Light years ahead of its time...Cabin in the woods warns us...before the birth of social justice movement that we vote with our wallets or pay the price by being imprisoned by the false narratives of people who would never give us the snot off their sneakers.. And that is something the sjw's and their lapdogs have no answer for....
@@zhollamychalis4252 what the fuck are you on about
@@ronaldreaganhater69 this comment made me laugh so hard cause i cant understand a shit he is saying either and im not even gonna try
thats a nice perspective, we watched them die for our entertainment 😃
@@zhollamychalis4252 what?
Why didn’t the monsters fight each other when they were released?
Ikr?!?
Animal instinct
They are not stupid
There not human, so there not interested
I mean would make sense to fight against your captors lol
I've always wanted to see movie versions of the other rituals, like I think the Japan one might be interesting lol
@Mia Kitty Rose I would also love to see the merman in action again
Agreed
@@krystaljarvis-squire9966 Oh I haven't got enough of the merman's screen time, tbh. I love it haha!
Totally meeeee
My absolute all time favorite dialogue of any movie ever:
"Puppeteers."
"Puppeteers?"
"Poptarts? Did you say you have poptarts?"
Lmao
I remeber I saw a video from a guy who said that they got their roles confused with the kids that Dana was actully the Fool and Marty was the Virgin which is probable.
That actually makes more sense to me personally
I'll have to look that up! Marty was definitely my favourite character.
Dale Crez I’m eating a Reese’s rn
I totally agree because I've heard that too and if you really think about it, the movie does direct the characters that way because Marty wasn't the fool. 1) he was able to evade the use of the marijuana and 2) Dana was proven to make mistakes right from the beginning because she wasn't a virgin and shows a lack of common sense within the first 10 minutes of the movie. Whereas Marty falls into the trope of the Virgin, he's the fifth wheel and he is not driven by sexuality he's driven by pot. There is a multitude of evidence that proves he's not a fool. Throughout the movie he's figuring all this stuff out, while Dana is making the worst possible choices throughout the movie, even at the end when she's convinced by the director that Marty needs to die. This wouldn't have finished the ritual because Dana was the fool! The ritual was going to fail no matter what.
Movies with Mikey! And yep, he nailed it with his video.
"Why would they even want to have the ability to do that?"
Haha my exact thought! It makes no sense they would make that possible and so easy to access.
Actually they have that Purge the system button to ensure just in case they fail to kill the people on the surface they can get them in the hallways as a last resort.
@@zachbahamutson5477 but after that how would they put back all of them back to their containment unit, since everyone got release at the same time wouldn't that be impossible?
@@Phoenix4198 not exactly sure they probably have some way to round them up we just don't know it of it. But yeah it would make sense since you know if the guards weren't there or were dead or something like that The Purge the system and release all the monsters to kill the survivors.
@@Phoenix4198 - I would imagine them having a way to kill everything on command (fire usually works in any monster) or the facility having a Nuke to trigger in case of emergency (like any scp facility).
I love it. The big red "ex machina" button is another cliche, something this movie rages on, and they use it to turn the tides on the control workers.
I kinda thought once, that the Cabin in the Woods is like a "SAW-like battle royale/escape room/death game" genre horror movie, because they come into a cabin they shouldn't have come into, and then they're being imprisoned in a huge hidden facility, being forced to survive some monster encounters, and being watched by some mysterious government employees, who are afraid of the "Gods".
The moral of the story; smoke weed everyday
Bluelight Cult - I read this with snoops voice
My neighbor smokes weed every day several hours. It's basically torture for me. I can't stand the smell at all. Gives me headaches and nausea. Sealed the windows and I can still smell the damn thing...
My neighbor tho...is dumb as a rock. Can't even talk properly anymore to have a normal conversation.
@@joshanonline he is dumb as a rock because he is a stoner...
That joke was bad
Every NIGHT. Not day
Nah every day the rest of y'all are just snowflakes
Video:ending explained
When you watch the video:basically the whole movie
I'm assuming it's because you need to know what goes on in the movie to understand the ending? But yeah, there's a few youtubers who do
"GAME TITLE"'s ending explained... which happens to be a synopsis of the entire games story and plot.
these people really do need to title their videos correctly. Still a good vid though here, and for most 'ending explained' videos
my thought immediately as someone who's seen the movie is "...everyone dies. the end" five seconds video bam
Okay guys he literally said in one video that He'd make it entire movie explained but he's not expecting everyone to be fresh off the movie remembering exactly what happened. It's his channel. And his videos. He also says that ending explained sounds catchy and it's sorta kinda his thing.
7:20 the way you said "Time to get the party started" killed me for some reason lol
Same
"This movie has the highest body count, ever!"
Thanos: "Hang on a sec. Let me put this glove on..."
And there weren't any bodies if you think about it...and they didn't actually die (they were erased from that reality) and then they came back.
Wow, people getting technical. Ok, then.
First: You don't see the Ancient Ones actually kill everyone. It's implied. And if it's world ending, they might not leave actual physical bodies either.
Second: He wiped half the population on Earth... and half of everything else in the universe.
Third: ... it was just a joke.
40 oz gaming he wiped away half of every species in the universe.
"Lets get to those numbers" - James A Janese
Dude, you cant even make a proper joke.
Never have I ever wanted to see what happens next so badly. That ending was so freaking cool. I need just one more hour of this movie! It's hands down one of my favorite horror movies.
The facility members: ok we have a lot of monster lets make them kill humans
SCP Foundation: * Contains all monsters in 5 seconds*
What’s that
@@SailorSabol It's a fictional foundation tasked with the assignment of containing *anomalies* or *abnormal* entities.
@@SailorSabol basically imagine the organization in this movie but like a trillion times more competent and contain way more dangerous stuff and contain more than just monsters
@@degeneratesupreme860 Granted also would definitely do something like this ritual to contain the SCP of the ancient ones, but they would be far better than it, and even if they failed would likely have backup plane upon backup plan to recover. Including letting all of humanity die off, then just regrow us again and go from there.
@@catsquidcatoverlord9842 hell the ancient gods wouldn't even be a problem for the SCP Foundation since they have an scp they can use to reset the universe when an apocalypse happen so they can try again
20:50 Unicorns (in some cultures) were cold war horses to begin with! Sadly media has turned in the "purity beings" that they are today and I hate that!
Onward made them rats.
Not trying to be a smartass (I think)
@@TheZincMaster-on1fy I gues but I can appreciate them nat being to "purity" horses.
Go cry a river dude
@@diablotry5154 okay would drown in it?
I mean there is a reason Scotland picked the unicorn as their national animal.
Even the twins from the shining are there in the lock cages
It's not so much the twins from the Shining as it would be any pair of creepy twins. Remember these nightmares aren't supposed to be the actual ones we see in the movies but the primordial nightmares that influence what we see in the movies. So that guy with the saw blades in his head holding the puzzle cube isn't supposed to be Pinhead or a Cenobite but a nightmare that would have given the idea for Pinhead.
The way that you explain movies is magical..
You know I’ve already seen this movie dozens of times, and need no explanation, but I just love this channel so much that I’m watching this video
Biologically, the unicorn horn has the perfect placement to stab an intruder when the horse charges.
I think it's good that movies like this weren't released in previous years, after all many advancements in how movies are even made are always being made, so if these movies were released earlier, we may have gotten something with much lower quality
Wanna know especially why they failed?
They mixed up who had the role of "Virgin" and "Fool."
Mmmm idk about that
I saw someone mention a theory vid that talks about this hmm.. will have to do more research.
Interesting theory. Any evidence of Marty being a virgin or Dana supposedly acting like the fool
JM well marty is the most resourceful one of the two and the person who actually figures out go how to get into the facility and dana doesn't really do much for one
I don't think they mixed it up they said they didn't care and dana was picked to be final girl they failed because they didn't take it seriously enough and they didn't just shoot Marty when they had the chance
Can you do "Hallow Man" and "Sleepy hallow the headless horse man"
Love those movies and even thou I understand the ending and all I love your videos and how you explain them
YES
You mean Hollow* ......... *hollow* means empty or can refer to a valley.
*Hallow* is from the word *Hallowed* which in Old English means Holy/Exalted. I.E. "you're on *hallowed* ground," or "our Father, who art in Heaven, *hallowed* be thy name......"
9:09 Look to the right, that word in red. Am I tripping tf out?!? 😂😂😂😂😂
Kill count
The cabin in the woods: ERROR to many deaths
7:20
“In the cabin, it’s time to get the porty storted!!!”
I love this movie so much. I was 16 or 17 when it came out, watched it with friends at home and we were all amazed. Glad the stoner was the wise one, and omg all of the monsters! The epic elevator purge scene. One of the coolest scary movies ever.
I loved this movie because it made me laugh hard but also flinch once and awhile.
Same 💯
Same
Same!, nah, I just find u very/lustfully attractive! 😉.
So basically The Cabin in the Woods is about movie related scenarios and breaking the 4th wall *whom'st'd've movie maker*
As the Gods being the audience or critics
There's a scene in this movie when they were driving to the cave, it looked so animated I had to pause the movie.
The universe is so weird, I’m literally watching this same movie right now, and I go on TH-cam to see this video
Yep it happens to me sometimes.
It's not the universe. It's your google account. Lol
Ooh, I've seen this a ton of times, but I never realized that the operators ignored the harbinger's warning just like the kids do. I love it!
You guys are aware that the ancient ones are supposed to be horror fans. Like when Marty gets pulled of screen, the ancient ones are rumbling because they (the audience) did not see Marty get killed which is a trope in horror that any character you don’t see die off can be considered still alive or have the ability to come back later. You see this a great deal in slasher movies at the time the movie was made.
I have this wierd feeling as if iv seen him do this before but he had longer hair then???? Is my matrix glitching????
Fatma Atma I think it was the cabin fever review you’re thinking of
Fatma Atma Deja Vu
Yes. We're in a loop now. Forever.
Its his tethered version 👹
It was deadmeat
Perfect timing since I just rewatched this last week.
Great film, very underrated 👍🏽👍🏽
Theory: The escape of the monsters was yet another thing orchestrated by the foundation. It was created to operate as a backup plan in the case that the kids found a way out of the simulation. In the end, both the fool and the virgin still ended up dead due to the actions of the foundation, and at the ritual site nonetheless.
I love this movie with a passion, it's my family's christmas movie
That's awesome.
I love this movie, my husband hated it. He always say I like weird shit. He is not into supernatural stuff.
This isn’t that weird though.There’s definitely weird per films in comparison to this haha.
@@navjotsingh2251 No ! this is the weirdest film ever..... but can't deny how awesome movie is !
Lmao. This is my wife and I. Except I'm the one always trying to watch the weird shit.
Your husband would cry at A Serbian Film
To be fair the film is funnier and feels more clever if you're already into horror and used to all the tropes
Actually, this movie reminded me of the old movie Thirteen Ghosts
I like how in the scene with a ton of monsters in it with the protagonists in the middle, there is a boomer from l4d2 (not l4d because of the weird bubble in the middle of his stomach).
All of the Left for Dead special zombies are there and can be seen at some point. There's a few other video game monster cameo's too, like Alma Wade from F.E.A.R and Nemesis from Resident Evil. Most of them can only really be seen for a second though during that wide shot of all the cells moving around.
Am I having deja vu or did he do this already
NANCY WHEELER cabin fever
not just you
NANCY WHEELER It got copyright strike
It was also before one of his hair cuts
Self Confidence oh
You are such an amazing narrator. I just love listening to you speak. Fantastic.👍👍👍
5k to make a mug pipe? That's been on the head shop market for decades? Weird nonsmoker's flex but ohhkaay
😂🤣👌
Probably because they wanted to use it as a weapon? Maybe the one sold there isnt that strong...
@@blackthrone6976 true.. commercial ones are made for smoking cones not smoking enemies.
@@blackthrone6976 but it didn't NEED to be strong. He clearly swung the prop with no force and we didn't actually see the hit land
The ones you buy in the store, are kind of shity compared to what they made. I highly doubt that the store bought one would hold up. I have bought many pipes and bongs. The more they cost, the more sturdier they are.
I'm sure the one in the movie is steal. While the ones you buy the store are alloy.
Why, you ask.
I'm so happy you asked. The company that makes them. Wants you to break it. So you have to buy a new one.
Also I went to a store to be that bong. I left it at that store. It was crap. It was hard to open and close. So yeah
I remember thinking this movie was dumb when I first saw it, until I watched it a few more times and realized that it’s the deeper plot of why movie always have certain clichés because they have to.
Another great explanation! I may be pulling this out of the air, but I think I remember reading that in mythology Unicorns can only be caught by people with a pure heart, if anyone else tries to catch them they instantly kill them which is why the Unicorn goes on a killing spree in the facility.
I thought of The Ancient Ones as being Hollywood who actually tell us what the tropes are and we go along with it like in the movie. I love this movie
Aye, totally get your point of view.
The Cabin in the Woods is TRASH!!!
@@francescagonzalezramos9442 cool story bro
Really happy to see this, really thought you had already made a vid on it
Bradley Whitman's character dying by the Merman is so ludicrously satisfying, lol.
Finally. Somebody else that understands that the Ancient Ones are a stand in for the audience. It perfectly explains why Hollywood seems to make horror movies with such similar plots.