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so far, we have 3 phrases that determines the video outcomes: "sounds absolutely impossible" "he should be able to see" "in this position, something unexpected happened" what's next, simp?
I think some people forget this is blitz chess. He had around 15s left on his own clock and is making decisions a lot faster than the video shows, so sometimes he makes plays he thinks are smart (because they kind of are) but accidentally ruin the video's rules. Though I agree sometimes he definitely does certain moves for comedy.
@@bMeercat11 The opponent had limited time and sometimes such moves make them panic and run out of time. Also because it's funny and because he is not a coward
The challenge says piece, not enemy piece. So it’s basically saying nothing can be taken at all, because otherwise there will always be a piece on the board that has previously captured.
Well, originally, it says pieces, not pawns. So the cycle of violence can end once a wanted piece is taken by a pawn. I think that version of the challenge might actually have been more interesting.
This challenge as written is technically only winnable if no captures occur. The first capture sets off a unending chain of violence that must be done before then end of the game. A captures. So A must be captured (say by B), so B must be captured by C, and then C by D, and so on. Perhaps the challenge meant only opponent's pieces that captured (the bad guys) and must then be captured (arrested) by Simp (as Simp reinterpreted it).
This challenge as it's written is impossible if any piece is captured. It doesn't specify that when a piece captures a violent piece, it doesn't become violent itself, so once the first capture is made it's impossible to reduce the number of violent pieces below 1.
Very simple textbook mate in 3 that doesn’t blunder the video were missed. At 5:48 just play Qf3+ g3+ and either hxg3# with a double check or Ng4# with a backward knight move.
Easy way to win this challenge: get to the endgame quickly and leave the opponent with just the king. You MUST avoid thr opponent king capturing anything, as that is the only way you can lose. Or you just interpret a checkmate as a king capture, and this challange is so easy
Sooooo, according to the rules, this challenge is impossible unless no piece ever captures. It doesn't say that he has to retake the _opponents_ pieces that capture. It says, "if a piece commits violence." That means that Simp's pieces also must be captured before winning is allowed. That said, I agree with the interpretation that it's only the opponent's pieces that need to be captured.
I like how accurate this challenge is. When the cops, white, take a piece it's a "capture" but when the black pieces do it, it's "committing violence".
The challenge as written doesn’t specify that it applies to only your opponent’s pieces, so it’s actually impossible once any capture is made because there will always be the surviving piece that committed the last violence. Revenge begets revenge? I guess it’s okay that only for the challenge to work, the cops are not held accountable for their own violence… waaaait hold up
I thought the same, but needing the 100-rated opponent to make specific moves like capturing your own wanted pieces makes for bad challenges. Plus, knowing Simp, he’d make it impossible by interpreting capturing a wanted piece as “violence” so there would always be a wanted piece on the board once any capture was made.
Your Asian brain has already forgotten some stuff in the videos that came out like 2 years ago. My Asian brain did not forget that. Awesome video anyway!
Wait, when you include pawns and opponents pieces, the challenge becomes no captures at all since the piece that captures a wanted target should actually become a wanted target
5:46 "Ahaa, I think I found... etc etc" Oh yeah, of course Simp. You found a way to trigger to boost the comment section to increase your channel engagement again. Such a brilliant idea indeed
That was a much better way to end the video than completing the challenge, good stuff. PS: ain't no way he playing cops with white pieces against black ones 💀💀
Absolutely trying to lose at the end. Goes for a move that will probably end the video instead of Qf3 Qh3 or Qf3 Bg5, both mate in 2 with no possible captures.
Opponent has 5 seconds on the clock before he lost. Simp it doesn't make sense to play a regular move and wait for the opponent clock to run out, so let's give a check to the king with a pawn and the opponent won't take it because there is a check mate that every 100 rated chess will see it.
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“No way my Asian brain forgets that limited amount of information” bold words from a man who can’t count to 5
...Nor 6 with the vertical rook move in his previous video.
simp would never live that down, huh
@@Danyko33 You two are permabanned.
He can only count to four (insert song here)
Facts.
he had 5 seconds on the clock and you went for a yolo play 😂
We've already established that Simp doesn't fully understand the concept of 5
as we should all be well aware by now @ChessSimp is not a coward
@@shock746 This.
This really is the police. You committed violence first and then proceeded to commit more violence against anyone who fought back.
STOP RESISTING!!! 👮♂️
DOMAIN EXPANSION: UNPAID ACTOR
That last capture with 1 second left felt really personal
Ah, the TH-cam mobile spoilers...
@@das_9677 Then don't look at the text and just maximize the video immediately. It's that simple
@@das_9677that's why we need ANTI SPOILER BARRIER
so far, we have 3 phrases that determines the video outcomes:
"sounds absolutely impossible"
"he should be able to see"
"in this position, something unexpected happened"
what's next, simp?
"but who plays like that anyway?
RIGHT?"
@@GDProxified even this one is pretty ambiguous at times
There's also "Sounds way too easy."
“I never had doubt.”
I don’t think it is similar to other three, though.
@@wittingcave5591 Yeah, it's different and is in the same category as ,,very convinient"
Saying "fianchetto" with an Italian voice is one of the best recurring jokes of this channel
I don't get it
@@bartolhrg7609 The British TTS can't say "fianchetto" right.
The voice always sounded Chinese to me
I'm convinced he throws these games on purpose just for the content
Absolutely. That finish was both comedy, and guaranteed to generate hundreds of comments from people who don’t get it.
I think some people forget this is blitz chess. He had around 15s left on his own clock and is making decisions a lot faster than the video shows, so sometimes he makes plays he thinks are smart (because they kind of are) but accidentally ruin the video's rules. Though I agree sometimes he definitely does certain moves for comedy.
"No way he can't see [names more than three moves]" is a surefire way to end the video.
Mate in eleven was seen though, of course
years of academy training wasted
Yeah!Why would he provoke the game-ending move?!
@@bMeercat11 The opponent had limited time and sometimes such moves make them panic and run out of time. Also because it's funny and because he is not a coward
It really wasn't funny.
ngl that felt like throwing
if i had time, i would count every time simp overestimating his opponent
Probably more than 5, which is higher than Simp can count
0:38 "No way my Asian brain forgets that limited amount of information”
"4 = 5" - Chess simp
Engagement wise, g4 unquestionably exhibits exceptional brilliancy
Yeah, at the cost of like dislike ratio and subscriber count of his channel
Meanwhile me just qf3+ Bg5+# 😅
The only problem is that even though you and i saw that...he is still better than us because we are viewers. 😢@@juanjosebelmontesanchez6258
My man was about to lose on time anyways and you handed him the option to make you lose your challenge
Saw that end coming just from seeing how little time the opponent had left on his clock. He was panicking at that point.
You can’t just say “domain expansion” 😭
Domain expansion: chess army
The challenge says piece, not enemy piece. So it’s basically saying nothing can be taken at all, because otherwise there will always be a piece on the board that has previously captured.
Well, originally, it says pieces, not pawns. So the cycle of violence can end once a wanted piece is taken by a pawn. I think that version of the challenge might actually have been more interesting.
This challenge as written is technically only winnable if no captures occur. The first capture sets off a unending chain of violence that must be done before then end of the game. A captures. So A must be captured (say by B), so B must be captured by C, and then C by D, and so on. Perhaps the challenge meant only opponent's pieces that captured (the bad guys) and must then be captured (arrested) by Simp (as Simp reinterpreted it).
(not pawns)
Just drawing from repition of moves or flagging ❌️
Expecting a 100 elo player to see a mate in 4 which starts with a pawn sacrifice ✅️
That 100 rated player obviously saw a mate in 11 a few moves earlier, ofc he should be able to see a simple mate in 4. /s
5:48 the best part is there's just Qf3-Qh3#
100 rated chess but you have to get a doubly disambiguated bishop capture checkmate
"There is no way my asian brain fails to memorize such a limited information" thats rich coming from someone who cant count to 5 😂
Even if that weren't a 100 rated player, he had under 5 seconds left to think, of course he didn't see that.
You could have won on time
"... but that's what a coward would do"
I wasn't ready for domain expansion
When he had so little time left you really shouldn't have taken the risk.
Chess Simp: "Barely an inconvenience."
Me: "Oh, really?!"
Simp is a fool for ending his own video.
You can't give my cat a speeding ticket, you can't catch her.
"You are the cops" he starts as the white pieces
When the clock was at 1 second for winning the challenge. I congratulate you sir.
My man said "domain expansion", certified JJK watcher identified.
very unusually, I'm actually counting this as mission accomplished.
I was so hoping the opponent would run out of time
Barely an inconvenience indeed...
Excellent work as always.
Hah! No speeding tickets for my cats.
As a Chess beginner, I can confirm I indeed did not see the checkmate in 11 nor did I see the checkmate in 1 at first.
Ah, diplomatic immunity.
2:00 Damn,didn't know the cops knew Domain Expansion,or that they were ecen sorcerers in general!
All he had to do was wait out the clock 😭
He sees the final checkmate. He just had nothing to lose.
Final capture was expected
you lost the challenge with the opponent having less then 2 seconds left
gg
Guys, guys, you don't get it!
That was actually a brilliant move from Simp, because it boosts engagement. Now everybody is commenting about it.
I appreciate you sacrificing the video in the name of comedy
he sees everything
You just needed throw in a random check and he's timed out lol
DOMAIN EXPANSION : IM NOT A COWARD
This challenge as it's written is impossible if any piece is captured. It doesn't specify that when a piece captures a violent piece, it doesn't become violent itself, so once the first capture is made it's impossible to reduce the number of violent pieces below 1.
I mean that was YOUR challenge to fail…
Tired: Winning the challenge by flagging your opponent
Wired: Throwing the challenge to make your viewers mald
We all know chess simp can make all these mate calculations, but still cant fathom the number 5
too bad, the opponent sees the mate in 11 but couldnt see the mate in 4
0:36 remember when you failled to count to 5 ?
chess, but pieces are not pawns
Dude does that on purpose, i swear.
He did that on purpose there is no other explanation.
This music made me escape from prison. All the guards are watching chess simp
5s on his clock and simp throws
bro he had 5 seconds left on the timer what do you expect from him
You knew damn well that he was going to take this pawn
Chess but you are a criminal, your first piece or pawn to capture a piece must be protected from your opponents pieces (the cops)
We love to see the king throw for content 😌
You played the challenge wrong. It wasn’t just affecting your opponent’s pieces, it was your pieces as well.
true justice of peace
Did Simp just not see 24. Qf3+ Kh4 25. Bg5# or what?
"But I mean he should be able to see-"
NO. He CAN'T see that move! He's 100 rated! HE JUST SEES THE FREE PAWN! STOP!
that's the joke
“No way this 144 doesn’t see a checkmate in 6 and know how to counter it.”
"No man is above the law!"
"Sir, this is a monarchy."
Very simple textbook mate in 3 that doesn’t blunder the video were missed. At 5:48 just play Qf3+ g3+ and either hxg3# with a double check or Ng4# with a backward knight move.
Easy way to win this challenge: get to the endgame quickly and leave the opponent with just the king.
You MUST avoid thr opponent king capturing anything, as that is the only way you can lose.
Or you just interpret a checkmate as a king capture, and this challange is so easy
Sooooo, according to the rules, this challenge is impossible unless no piece ever captures. It doesn't say that he has to retake the _opponents_ pieces that capture. It says, "if a piece commits violence." That means that Simp's pieces also must be captured before winning is allowed. That said, I agree with the interpretation that it's only the opponent's pieces that need to be captured.
Simp clearly needed to lose today to keep his rating floating around the 100 zone
I like how accurate this challenge is. When the cops, white, take a piece it's a "capture" but when the black pieces do it, it's "committing violence".
In final position,just go Qf3 and Qh3 Mate in 2. It also prevent any capture.
Ah, I saw Qf3+ g3+ (hxg3++# or Ng5#) instead. Not playing Qf3 is kind of insane tho. That move sticks out like a sore thumb.
Qf3+ Kh4 g3 was a more obvious forced set of moves with no risk and multiple mates. If Kh3, Ng5#, and if Bxg3, hxg3#.
The challenge as written doesn’t specify that it applies to only your opponent’s pieces, so it’s actually impossible once any capture is made because there will always be the surviving piece that committed the last violence. Revenge begets revenge?
I guess it’s okay that only for the challenge to work, the cops are not held accountable for their own violence… waaaait hold up
You know, the challenge doesn't say "opposing" piece/pawn.
I thought the same, but needing the 100-rated opponent to make specific moves like capturing your own wanted pieces makes for bad challenges.
Plus, knowing Simp, he’d make it impossible by interpreting capturing a wanted piece as “violence” so there would always be a wanted piece on the board once any capture was made.
Right before the throwing g4, you had:
24. Qf3+ Kh4 (forced)
25. Qh3#
Close...
if only there was LESS time....
Your Asian brain has already forgotten some stuff in the videos that came out like 2 years ago. My Asian brain did not forget that.
Awesome video anyway!
3:38 a4 would be interesting
Wait, when you include pawns and opponents pieces, the challenge becomes no captures at all since the piece that captures a wanted target should actually become a wanted target
**ends own video while having M2 and with oponent having 1 second left**
Instead of g4, I think Qf3+ forces Kh4, and then Bc5++.
5:46 "Ahaa, I think I found... etc etc"
Oh yeah, of course Simp. You found a way to trigger to boost the comment section to increase your channel engagement again. Such a brilliant idea indeed
That was a much better way to end the video than completing the challenge, good stuff.
PS: ain't no way he playing cops with white pieces against black ones 💀💀
5:43
Am I stupid?
Wasnt Df3+ Kh4 Dh3 checkmate in 2
5:56 that was on purpose. Are you trying to lose?
Absolutely trying to lose at the end. Goes for a move that will probably end the video instead of Qf3 Qh3 or Qf3 Bg5, both mate in 2 with no possible captures.
ACABAC all cops are bad at chess
5:50 why not Qf3+ Kh4 Qh3# or Bg5# ?
At what local time do you post your videos?
Mate in 11, like come on 😭
Opponent has 5 seconds on the clock before he lost.
Simp it doesn't make sense to play a regular move and wait for the opponent clock to run out, so let's give a check to the king with a pawn and the opponent won't take it because there is a check mate that every 100 rated chess will see it.
2:40 so technically, in that situation, en passant was forced?!
mf rly just said "domain expansion" 😭
implying cops actually solve crimes
Right? If this challenge was accurate, it would be "you must brutally capture 80% of their pieces and pawns entirely unprovoked before the game ends"
@@RoundShades and 40% of the time you self-report capturing your own queen
they do when they’re playing against black
You had mate in 2 per your rules at 5:50 with Qf3+, Kh4, Bg5#