FPS Medics in Real Life
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- Battlefield medics don't have to know anything except how to save lives.
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Unfunny Defibrillator fun facts!
-Many buildings & public venues have an AED case mounted on a wall somewhere. *It's a defibrillator that anyone can use* ; as soon as you turn it on, it'll play recorded instructions. The shock pads are sticky, so you can keep on thumpin' (except during heart rhythm analysis, but the AED will tell you). AED = Automated External Defibrillator.
-You can (and should) start chest compressions before looking for an AED, though. Ideally, yell for someone else to call for help and go find the AED while you work.
-The bit about yelling "CLEAR" before every shock is accurate and super important. Your knees should be touching the patient while you perform CPR. Be sure you back all the way off, or the shock can heck you all the way up. (Likewise, if you have the AED, be aware that some folks won't want to break contact with the patient; make sure they do before pushing the shock button.)
-Current CPR guidelines don't require mouth-to-mouth. The main event is forcing the patient's blood to keep circulating. You can get your own pocket mask/barrier for rescue breathing if you want to, or even a Bag Valve Mask, which lets you push air into the lungs without putting your mouth on anybody. 2 breaths to every 30 compressions. 100-120 Beats Per Minute.
-If you can talk or do anything else while performing CPR, then you probably need to CPR harder. Never stop bopping longer than 20 seconds.
-Don't feel for a pulse with your thumb. Thumbs are liars. (i.e. you might feel your own thumb's pulse & do a Big Oops™)
-Not every heart rhythm is shockable. You may end up slamming that sternum until the ambulance arrives. Keep your hands within the nipple zone.
Very helpful! I didn't know a lot of this. I hope others learn something too!
Unfunny Defibrillator fun facts! PART DUEX!
-Sometimes the AED will advise a shock even if the person is awake and talking to you. It is at this point (at least what i've done when it happens) is tell the person to lay down and grin your teeth.
-When using a AED on a baby you put on pad on the chest and one on the back. If they AED had a child key, use it. If not look for a set of child pad, they will have a box connected to them to reduce the shock.
-Placement of the pad on a adult is not vital so long as the pad cross the heart.
-When it comes to CPR PUSH HARD AND DEEP!!!! if you have never preformed CPR before you will be scared to hear the sternum break, this is normal and fine. This means your compressions are effective.
BREAK. THOSE. RIIIIBS!
Seriously, my teacher shocke me when he told me that the ribs are supposed to break, especially in older patients.
Everyone telling you to break their ribs is wrong. Source, licensed EMT.
My CPR teacher told me that if I broke anyone's ribs they'd come kick my ass.
EMT course told me that you definitely shouldn't break their goddamn ribs. You also shouldn't *break* the sternum. You will often, however, *dislodge* the sternum, which is not the same as breaking ribs. The sternum is held in place by cartilage, and under the force CPR requires it will often be popped free. If you crack a rib, you're shoving in the wrong spot, and you're doing it wrong. Broken ribs can puncture internal organs. This is a very bad thing. This can be avoided with proper hand placement and technique. That being said, if you do dislocate the sternum, just keep shoving anyway. People can recover from a dislocated sternum, they usually can't recover from being dead.
It is also possible to shove *too* hard, but it's pretty difficult. You really have to slam your entire body weight down to do that.
Other thing to note, it's very strenuous to do CPR for long.
"Keep your hands within the nipple zone"
Good advice!
when necromancers use fancy instruments to pretend they're not using magic
Scientologists:
WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!
I mean, what is a necromancer but a really late healer?
@@zehkiel8018 better late than never
magic always was the other word for Technology
@@karmila8758 you know what would really turn me on? 😉😘 deleting your account and stopping the bot scam bullshit. 😏
So its just a seriously unqualified guy with actual magical life reviving chest paddles
literally most people who play medics in games like battlefield
Yeah, Battlefield or PlanetSide 2, more of a necromants than medical professionals really
A necromancer is just a healer with bad timing
@@Goat-on-a-Stick true
No, he's a doctor. A damn good one.
The "It only works if the patient is dead" followed by an immediate gunshot and then instant revival is just perfection
You don't want anyone to misunderstand your friendly fire so you always revive right away so nobody thinks you're griefing. So that's accurate too lol.
@@ralek592 ive done that lol lots of games have friendly fire AND a revive mechanic where players are revived @ 20-50% HP. So if I see you running around with 5%...youre getting capped and revived LMAO.
Yes, the video we all saw was funny because of this. Thanks for spelling it out lol.
@@joelmcknight9995 i mean atleast they get healed a little bit.
@@joelmcknight9995”AGH! IM DOWN! NEED HELP!”
“Thanks doc.”
"Sometimes to save a life, you need to take one"
-Doc
Acog spawnpeek goes brrrr
That sounds like a life transfer magic spell at work
@@maadCITY21 so you mean nobody
god dammit ubi i want my mount back
And sometimes you steal the patients entire skeleton
The best part is how the magic life paddles appear out of nowhere whenever they need to be called upon.
He stashes 'em in his prison wallet. Keeps 'em warm.
@@Tribulatus_Rex a very considerate Medic indeed.
It's simple, he just has knife and nothing else besides defibrillator.
Where did the gun come from tho
Keeps a stash in his armpits.
As a nursing student, "the heart machine is like eeeeee" got me real good
As an Asian mother, nursing student not doctor. Make joke when you real doctor
Shots fired.
That "I don't do astrology" line got me good.
Ohhhhh I get it now... its because theres a constellation called cancer. xD
Lmfao
Dude that’s why cancer has never been cured, we need an astrologist to show us his magic
It was the fortnite dab for me
The peculiar pacing of the jokes just makes it land so perfectly
Random soldier: *takes direct tank shell to the face
Medic: “He’ll live”
that'd be a lot if bits to zap though
@@v4vf311 just put the pieces in a blender then defib the juice
Clear!
*ÆŲĞH*
THANKS DOC!
*i am confusión.jpeg
@@v4vf311 bajer got to him
@@youlocalshitposter7232 aren’t we all
TF2 Medic:
_shoots a goddamn crossbow into your eye socket, heals you instantly_
"Ha-ha acupuncture!" -Shallot
Medic says "ze healing is not as rewarding as ze hurting," so he found a way to do both.
"This is billy. He has stage four terminal cancer."
"I don't do astrology."
Don't forget, the Cancer is a 69 (♋)
@@LinKueiDragonI hate you :)
@@LinKueiDragon LESS GOOOOO
I was going to respond someway but I don’t know what to say
Yea I saw the video too
"Took you long enough"
In these videos there's always an unexpectedly simple line that makes me laugh, kudos
For me that line was: *gunshot*
Wow I'm the 1k'th like .
the one liner for me was, "WTF?!"
for me what the astrology thing.
Same thing for me with *gunshot* “Billy! 😭” “Clear” “Maaam” “Billy! 😄” “What the fuck.” Such a simple sequence but it killed me
Okay, but no one is talking about how smoothly the assistant took this. He saw this dude ressurect a guy from death, and instead of going "we need to study it" he went "we can use this to help people". A+ on his part
Remember: Switching to your heal skill is faster than Reviving
it may be faster but its less efficient
if i keep shooting the enemy they die
then i can heal team
@@evilMissRune as a healer/medic, you need to keep your team alive rather than getting kills
@@NoseyOk both of you are correct, just do a mix, otherwise if they too near they will you when reviving, and if they hit sniper shot you not gonna challenge because you all can be wiped out, and also near you can cover you in smoke, hide in a place or challenge because they are near and revive, many many things that depend of situation
@@fedefeo Exactly. It depends on the game as well. Battlefield I'm doing a lot of shooting and reviving when I get the chance, and games like killing floor 2 on max difficulty my main focus is heals
@@thisismywill theres no reviving in killing floor tho
*Shoots and then revives*
This is an actual strat in some games lmaoo
That's also how demi-human in Ajin works
They have super regeneration but only work when they're dead. So some of them even off'd themselves to revive good as new whenever they're injured
@@NeinKyori ooo
unexpected Ajin
It's like creamating Sam Mcgee because he died of frost bite and then finding him vibin in your house
When you playing Left4Dead 2 and all you got is the defib
@@DaDoom1 Why waste Medkit when we got 2 Defibs here?
"Loads shotgun with intent"
0:23
nobody:
The captions: (heart monitor goes from one long sad beep to many small happy beeps)
I love how he shoots them then immediately revives him, making the bloodstain disappear as well.
Not gonna question how he not only revived but completely fixed a mangled corpse from a car accident with a defibrillator
It’s like when you kill your team mate and revive him for points
@@neonxeno2 The same way you deal with a guy who just got shredded by artillery. Defib.
And the -50pts from a TK. He got the +200pts from a Team Revive.
patient turnaround would be a lot faster if he fully charged the paddles.
insurance doesn't cover the full charge
@@Goat-on-a-Stick the USA Healthcare system working as intended. Todd Howard be dammed
@@Goat-on-a-Stick ZE ÜBERCHARGE IST RESERVED FOR DAH HEAVY MACHINE GUY
@UCAfsiqIUtwOTNfKSZNiPezg undercharging the heavy is only useful when on a point or receiving heavy focus fire. Much more mobile classes that can deal heavy damage is more useful than a slow, huge target glowing red/blue.
So fuck you
@@Goat-on-a-Stick what is ze art style for the video?
FPS Medica be like: “I didn’t give you permission to die! Now take your blown intestines and ripped off head and move it!”
Wildest Revive was in BF4, Got Blown off a rooftop by a tank, figured I would have to respawn. Got Revived halfway across the map by a passing medic. Apparently my body went crazy and spazzed out of the building lol.
And then there's RTCW:ET where you can't revive "mush".
Sounds more like a tf2 soldier line then any medic line.
@@Spacious_Potato actually I was more inspired by WarHammer40K Commisar and the Payday 2 Bulldozer Medic
Tf2 medic be like:
RPG Logic, character lose all status conditions when dead.
So rather than bringing like 10 different antidotes, just bring a gun and revive potion
But i just spent the last 10 turns buffing them
I thank not the man who can cure 1000 ailments. But the man who has cured one ailment 1000 times.
Bruce Lee. Probably.
@@0o0Zero0o0 death is one hell of an ailment.
But in most rpgs revive potions don't resurrect the dead they heal those that are knocked out
@@alphagiga4878 This is an interesting statement because it shows how death is portrayed among different games. For example, in more extreme cases like Fire Emblem, Skyrim and Fallout, a dead character means it is completely perished from the game. In Dragon Quest, you can at least drag your teammate's coffin to church for revival. Meanwhile children friendly games like Pokemon etc, a character is simply knocked out.
And then there's Chinese PUBG rip off, where upon death, the charater bows politely and leave a chest containing its inventory before vanishing into thin air. (This is among the funniest example of censoring game violence)
“You see, they have to be dead.” *Bang*
“What?”
“Billy!”
“Clear.”
“Mom!”
“Billy!”
“What the f**k”
Oh my fucking god it’s so deadpan and simple and yet this is hilarious
this dude from a game world who somehow came to our world
Only a select few people can actually pull this off.
The criteria is as follows:
1: You have to be among the top 10% of all gamers
2: You have to pretend you know what you're doing when you actually don't
3: You have to casually not give a fuck
4: Your patient has to either be dead, or in a near-death state, such as in a coma.
i love how he just pulls the gun without even looking at the child because he knows the child can't dodge.
like every raging 13 year old online who drags the whole team down because he can't function as part of the team
That a calmest mom I ever seen
look .. a crusader... behead the infidels
@@kamisatoayaka9039 aether: ayaka wtf
If there was one typo i wouldn't care... but the entire comment is a typo.
That is* the* calmest mom I have* ever seen
That's* the* calmest mom I've* ever seen
Billy is the Middle-Child
That last one was just killing your 1 hp teammate to revive them at 25
I love how Joel Haver spawned a whole new generation of animated comics authors with his tutorial... Brilliant!
I watched a few of these before I even realised it wasn't Joels channel haha
I love that he developed this style and explicitly encouraged other people to use it themselves instead of getting bent out of shape that people were emulating him.
@@FrenkTheJoy Right? I feel like Joel is a person that absolutely understands how contemporary media work. And he does not try to go against it in any sense, yet still produces uncompromised content. It's fascinating to me.
They even emulated his dry sense of humour. I'm not complaining at all though!
@@moonie9000 emulation always happens with popular stuff, it's a sign of the times if you will, something good comes out, people enjoy it and decide to do something of their own in the same vein, it's happened with every generation.....the do say that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery after all and it seems to ring true from what i've seen in my 40+ years. lol
2:21, the guy saying wtf is literally me everyday
"I told you not use that slang" had me ded 😂
CLEAR! ⚡⚡
When the 8-INT character has the most powerful artifact.
Ah, the man of culture
- What's his prognosis?
- He's dead
- Don't give me that fancy medical jargon.
When you watch it again, know the jokes, and they still hit. Masterpiece.
When he shot and revived the kid, gave me a real rainbow vibe when you bust your teammates kneecaps, then revive them
sometimes you gotta put em down yourself when the roof ain't work ya know
How to
1. Make them listen
2. Make em trust
3. Reset their health (some games)
But Epic Sax died YEARS ago...
@@holl7w wait what... (Gets thanos dusted)
“Say it. Say the magic word.”
“Kept you waiting, huh?”
Interestingly, ventricular tachycardia is one of the shockable rhythms so that would actually work well. However, flatlining or asystole is not a shockable rhythm even though TV and movies love to use it for dramatic effect. Instead you would administer epinephrine every 3-5 min and start CPR while running a troubleshooting checklist of underlying problems.
*"I TOLD you not to use all that slang around me!"*
@@david_the_disciple Sigh.
Shock pads don’t work when a patient goes “beeeeeeep”
You need chest compressions and a very specific drug about every 12th of an hour.
Fellow medical worker?
@@tompotter8703 sorry, i dont do drugs
@@eyesock9458 Not you, the patient. Specifically when they go “beeeeeeeeep”
You forgot that bandaging an arm will heal bullet wounds on your legs.
1:57 "He'll be dead in a week"
20 seconds later: The prophecy foretold.
Technically he was cured, so he will still be alive in a week from that moment
Was half expecting him to jam a hypo in somebody’s chest for 5 seconds to mix it up.
I was playing Gates of hell: Ostfront yesterday, where a soldier got hit by an anti-tank shell center mass. The critical position he was serving was no longer whole. But thankfully, I had a medic in a trench may be halfway across the map. By the time the medic showed up, my soldier's life meter had started to flash. But the godly powers of the medic, he administered CPR while under fire and revived the previously maimed unit. Love video game medics, may their efforts not be forgotten.
Ok
@Lex Shelton05 you should’ve seen these guys, they got hit directly by a V1 flying bomb, causing the 3 story wooden house to cave in on them. The blast was so strong that those a house away were thrown onto their feet and houses nearby suffered a lot of structural damage. I just stabbed each of those poor sods with a syringe of morphine and they were right as rain
@Andrei Salvaleon tell me about it! It’s slightly worse when you see a guy slowly burning alive into a crisp or having their lungs liquify thanks to gas. Thank Celestia we have our morphine syringes!
@Andrei Salvaleon Eeyup
Nice
soldier: *breaks legs*
combat medic: "walk it off"
The Joel Haver animation style is my FAVORITE keep the vids comin'!
I call it HaverScope
This is how I used to roleplay as a doctor when I was little. Glad to see that someone has made that memory funnier
Doctor Yan, My throat hurts
Doctor Yan shoots the patient then revives them
My throat feels better now, thank you doctor Yan!
You were really playing doctor wrong. I hope you figured it out eventually.
@@Barnaclebeard what-
Knowing how most FPS medics work they all would just run past the patient and get corner camped
"This is Billy. He has stage 4 terminal cancer."
"Please, I don't do astrology."
LMFAO, I CAN'T--
Where's your profile picture from? It has a nice artstyle
@@ofmay4328 Among us
@@f1shyspace yes
Yeah where did you get your pfp
LMFAO YOU CAN'T-
you can't what?
Need you to make "fps engineers be like"
Welding a bike to fix it, welding a burning engine to fix it, welding a burning wooden thing to fix it and welding single a piece of scrap metal into a tank
Don't forget slapping a building with a wrench to improve its performance.
Gotta move that gear up
@@Brixster B A P
In warface the engineer repairs your body armor by touching you lol
"Sure let me just get my f*cking fairy wand"
"I am an Engineer not a f*cking magician"
I love it when I completely fragment somebody's skull into a 50 meter radius spread with a tank shell only to sees a medic instantly reviving the guy with a defibrillator who then throws a medkit to his freshly generated face and the dude just walks it off. "Just a scratch soldier!"
Proving that you dont need a brain
@@pumkin610 The last 4000 thosand years of human history already proved that though,
Yet at a same time a medic can’t do anything against a lethal stab wound. It’s like the tags are the life insurance policy
this takes "tis but a scratch" to a whole other level
I wanted the car crash guy to wake up and just
SCREAM
deadass be like:
soldier: “ahh shit Im shot”
medic: *throws med bag at his fat face*
soldier: “thanks doc”
**throws a fucking "medical arrow" into his teammate face**
"He-Hey Thanks doc!"
**throws defibrillator pads at downed soldier**
“Thanks doc!”
@@potoman *throws same medical arrow into enemy*
enemy: Ow! Now I die.
(Basically TF2)
@@GameFuMaster exactly
AHHHHHHHHHH I NEED A MDEIC BAG
He died by an Armor Piercing High Explosive shell. hes body exploded
*"And that's how I lost my medical license"* - Medic
And gained GOODHOOD and religious following
next thing u know billy's skeleton is missing and the doctor was never heard from again
@@lorddumb21 *heavy laughs*
gets blown up by rpg
medic : clear
goes back to the fight
I love that even defibrillation of a flatlined patient is the wrong thing to do.
Yes, but the actual problem was a shockable one, the flat line part was just wrong
1:39 "please, I don't do astrology."
That line killed me lmao, thankfully the doctor is here to revive me.
"CLEAR!" Fps doctor, sep 8, 2021
2:14 That glorious Half Life Glock sound
1:30 True to his medical profession, as soon as he realized he had a legitimate miracle worker, the nurse brought him where he was needed most.
That's a good nurse.
There's no such thing as a miracle worker. Only people who possess a rare gift that no one else has.
To resurrect the dead, you have to meet the following:
1: Be among the top 5% of all gamers
2: Pretend you know what you're doing even when you don't
3: Casually not give a fuck what other people think
4: Your patient has to be dead
5: Joe Biden
Mans just uncovered the secret from the same guys in the game respawning millions of times
Imagine spending three years learning medicine just for this guy to roll up and do this
Well, you know what they say: Death cures all ailments.
He's packing, I wouldn't screw with him.🤷♂️
Now you know how Nurse Joy feels when you want your Pokemon healed in that machine.
fun fact: a while ago me and my fiends were wondering if the defibrillator was alarmed at our high school, the janitor overheard and opened the case without an alarm going off. "battery must be dead"
1:50 I lost it on the painful dab
The fact this has Battlefield: Bad Company 2 listed as the category by TH-cam is just absolute perfection, it checks out
Watch it with the captions on.
"pl_gun3.wav" & "bullet_hit2.wav"
This had me laughing my ass off.
Edit: Just watched it again. I can't believe I missed the bit about the heart rate monitor! Rofl.
For anyone who missed it: "heart monitor goes from one long sad beep to many small happy beeps"
This is like a classic animated comedy sketch you'd find back in the day on TH-cam
Good times!
You just warmed the hearts of paramedics everywhere. Extra extra kudos for the BLS instructions in the comments. That kind of stuff could quite literally save a life.
The HL1 pistol sound effect lit my brain up like a Christmas tree.
Take the subtitles for a spin then
NEURON ACTIVATED
Same
*the party’s DMPC Kobald dies from a surprise Bandit attack*
Cleric: “I’m sorry but- there’s nothing I can do. He’s gone...”
Necromancer: “I cast Animate Dead!”
DMPC: *sits up straight* “hi guys!”
Cleric: “ducking heresy, every time!”
My brother was killed. I will go on a quest of vengeance.
Warrior: You have my axe.
Archer: And my bow.
Necromancer: And your brother.
“I just wanna be like the other kids and dab with my fortnite fidget spinner”
"they have to be dead"
*gunshot*
"now we are talking"
The line "clear" is the only word you need to say while using a defibrillator to revive or heal anything and anyone
shouldve ended with: "oop, he mustve been on the enemy team"
1:07 BF1 medic logic, This guy waited patiently for the medic to come instead of respawning
In tf2 medic just heals people with a medigun on the spot,he can't resurect them.
In the comics he is a mad scientist who sees people ase guinea pigs for his experiments instead of patients that need help.
He probably changed sniper's blood to pidgeon blood.
I loved that scene where he went to work for the bad guys and said"it is honour to work with white canvases like you,if I didn't know any better I would say your previouse doctor did not experimented on you at all".
I mean, in MvM he can revive
Anyways, that’s how I lost my medical license... ARCHIMEDES! GET OUT OF THERE! It’s filthy in there!
I like how the defibrillator shock always goes into the legs/crotch. It doesn’t matter where, as long as the collision boxes collide.
As someone who played almost exclusively as a medic on both Battlefield Bad Company games, specifically their multiplayer games, this is what actually happens.
Shot in the head? CLEAR
Exploded by multiple artillery shells? CLEAR
Fell from a 10 storey height without a parachute? CLEAR
Even more absurd in BFV when you can just tell your squadmate its going to be fine and shake their hands for them to live a long life and retire.
Reminds me of noob from TH-cam battlefield friends
"Sorry man, I'm out of heals. All I can do is revive once you do die."
“took ya long enough” implies that the guy was aware he was going to be brought back from death by a doctor in the hospital
47 has taught him well. The custom 5mm cannot be detected during a frisk
The Bad Company 2 channel being linked in the description via one of those official looking TH-cam tiles is a really nice comedic touch
Sarge: Grif, why in Hell would you give somebody CPR for a bullet wound in the head!? That doesn't make a lick of sense.
Grif: (sighs) You're welcome, sir.
Sarge: I mean it's all so damn inconsistent! What would you do if they stabbed me in the toe? (fade to black) Rub my neck with aloe vera?
LOL I forgot about this magical moment
It’s beautiful!
Definitely a great quote from a great series
My favorite thing about that is the call back later where doc does just that for caboose
@@hossdelgado626 what series??
My favorite thing is when I'm playing BF4 and I throw an entire SABOT Shell directly through an infantrymans chest from my M1 Abrams. Then some dude walks by, defibs him, throws a medkit, and he's running off.
Fun fact: I’m studying Medicine rn and the first situation is completely plausible. Ventricular Tachycardia (VT) is a shockable rhythm so we would defib while someone is experiencing a cardiac arrest due to VT. I love this channel so much
Meanwhile Soviet medic in HLL and medics in BFV be like: Ayy bruh hold my hand, lemme help you get back up
You have 42 bullet wounds and your leg got shredded by a high explosive? Ay nothing *the power of comaradre* can't fix!
Same in codm battle royal, lmao.
"Oh no you got hit by a fucking tank shell and now you're downed! Here, hold my hand for 7 seconds and you'll be good to go!"
The smile at 1:15 gave me 3 more years of life, bonus points for the half life pistol sound
It's all fun and games, until he steals someone's skeleton, and becomes a mercenary, and then start making deals with the devil.
I think he could've helped out the cancer patient by awkwardly hover-handing and helping him to his feet. That's a popular first aid remedy in video games.
This reminds me of the VLC Player's Cartoon/ Outline effect, but has a weird yet mesmerizing flowing effect to it instead of a grainy line effect.
1:01 basically battlefield 4 medics
The concept they're just being reset to full health is amazing
real quick, here's a life story: in the early days of operation metro in battlefield 3 i was playing medic, and i had the idea of playing medic the medic way:
end of the match: #1 on leaderboard was me, with zero kills and 103 revives, i just lost my shit when i started to hear the mic chatter before the server loaded another game.
i for ounce in my life was the reason my team won the game, i can confidently say that i carried it.
If you're not watching these videos with captions turned on, you're missing half the jokes; I'm dying over "heat monitor goes from one long sad beep to many small happy beeps" 🤣
So he was a necromancer all along
“I like to think that I know what I’m doing”
This is both hilarious and relatable
What a terrible blessing, only able to save someone after you failed to save them.
I feel like his medical practice, being surprisingly practicle, would've been approved had he not pulled a gun on a child as a means to, "cure his cancer".
But it worked. And the child survived. And even got a glimpse of Heaven. So why not?
What do you mean by 'Cure his cancer'? He did cure his cancer though by killing and reviving him
Cancer is cured. Gun would be overlooked and medic would be sued for not giving the kid lifelong treatments.
@@shumpiremadness2372 in an actual literal sense, seeing what heaven is actually like only to be sent straight back to earth is probably a worse feeling than going to hell tbh lmao
@@Breadward_MacGluten Oh yeah. I didn't think of that XD
According to some games, you can heal serious injuries by eating food or in some rare cases by sleeping, AKA the Dr. Gamsävé method. That's a curious case for the medical journals.
A sandwich heals literal burn wounds, bullet wounds, slice wounds and even fucking explosion wounds in Team Fortress 2
@@yourbudmanicc8665 but not a slice wound in the back. This can be lethal.
I'm literally crying from laughter right now. Thanks for starting out my weekend excellently
Bf4 after being annihilated by a 120mm sabot round.
Defib:
This was hilarious. I love it. The limitation about his ability is sooo true lmao. Has to be dead ahahaha. And the fact it just works on everything.
A quick thing though, the flat line is for asystole and not v-tach which is still shockable as far as I am aware. Asystole isn't shockable and require drugs. So if you swap out the v-tach with asystole, it would match what was displayed on the ECG and the fact the shock shouldn't have otherwise worked.
0:33
V-tac I don’t think is flatline, it’s crazy all over the place readings
I like your magic words funny man
If you hadn't said it, I woulda.
Pedantic medic Shivers awaaaaaayyyyy! *ptchoom noises.... scampering*
I said don't give me that jargon
Thanks to the medics and supports who actually play their role and just know I love you
"I'd like to think I know what I'm doing" means they have no idea what they are doing.
You'd like to think that.
"I don't do astrology"
Me: *obliterated from a helicopter explosion, fell down 10,000 feet, and hits my head on a metal pipe*
Medic: CLEAR!
Moral of the story: Death cures all ailments.