Historically Accurate Aladdin

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  • Aladdin makes his three wishes in a historically accurate manner.
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  • @tom-and-don
    @tom-and-don  2 ปีที่แล้ว +4151

    Welcome back to our 2nd channel! When we said we were doing dumber content, we meant it. Don’t forget to subscribe! Love and peace - Tommy & Donny

    • @Amphibian67
      @Amphibian67 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Definitely need that monke on a sticker.

    • @arnijulian6241
      @arnijulian6241 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      More accurate then any portrayal that tv & cinema would give in regards to that region.
      Simply a master piece that hit the nail on the head!
      You are going to ruffle a lot of people feathers & I love it:)

    • @Oliver2000
      @Oliver2000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Can I get your sources for this video?

    • @rowsdower6950
      @rowsdower6950 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This is better than the live-action version.

    • @user-tf5lg7fc9s
      @user-tf5lg7fc9s 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I actually laughed out loud, I lol'd.

  • @creapyalbinofish
    @creapyalbinofish 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7440

    You know, given the costs of obtaining the peanuts in Arabia in the 8th century would have been astronomical, apu made the more impressive wish.

    • @dannylo5875
      @dannylo5875 2 ปีที่แล้ว +254

      He's the nutty rich boy we are talking about.

    • @patrickstewart3446
      @patrickstewart3446 2 ปีที่แล้ว +510

      I think he said pine nuts, which are a little less astronomical. Still, that would be a very high end snack for that time.
      🌲🥜

    • @USN1985dos
      @USN1985dos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@patrickstewart3446 wtf is a pine nut?

    • @BaileyBPF
      @BaileyBPF 2 ปีที่แล้ว +298

      @@USN1985dos Small, fragrant, oily nuts found in large pine cones. Very good when toasted and thrown into salads and such.

    • @mattgieslerrocks
      @mattgieslerrocks 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      That makes a lot more sense now that I think about it. At first, I thought Abu had simple tastes.

  • @TheStereovenom
    @TheStereovenom 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11295

    Damn I died at the “you are a pagan god and must remain bound to your torment.” 😂

    • @malahamavet
      @malahamavet 2 ปีที่แล้ว +260

      simply hilarious! and took me by surprise

    • @TheStereovenom
      @TheStereovenom 2 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      @@malahamavet same, but it was definitely some good humor.

    • @wizardmongol4868
      @wizardmongol4868 2 ปีที่แล้ว +229

      yeah it was real funny though it was kinda confusing because where im from djinns are more like folk-spirits not gods they are sometime pious othertimes malcious
      just a lil bit of south asian folk-trivia i though of rn

    • @MauiWowieOwie
      @MauiWowieOwie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      @@wizardmongol4868 They aren't gods and they aren't pagan either. Djinn were first thought of in arabia pre-islam so long before Paganism came around. But yeah, the djinn are generally four to five usually based around the elements and depending on which myth the fifth can be based in something else. Usually iirc the fire and/or wind djinn are malicious.

    • @wizardmongol4868
      @wizardmongol4868 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@MauiWowieOwie elements? i though they were based on types not elements

  • @pleasedontfailusproduction1968
    @pleasedontfailusproduction1968 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3238

    You can tell Aladdin knew the rules already by how he looked annoyed like "ok I guess we cant skip this", also you can tell he didnt just wake up and decide this, dude had a machete ready to go if genie wouldnt play ball, this was pre-meditated.

    • @scintillam_dei
      @scintillam_dei 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      They would always need a weapon in such a barbaric place as Arabia (or India based on his accent).
      In atheist shithole China or North Korea, you aren't allowed to have a good weapon especially the weapon of a free mind.

    • @shiningfaceofluzon5594
      @shiningfaceofluzon5594 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      How would you cut a genies hands?
      They're intangible; made of smokeless fire
      ASSUMINGLY

    • @retardcorpsman
      @retardcorpsman ปีที่แล้ว +155

      @@shiningfaceofluzon5594
      “I wish to have the capacity to violate and attack you, genie”

    • @bradpotts1747
      @bradpotts1747 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      im pretty sure he just... had a machete. he IS a theif.

    • @jackpagn8424
      @jackpagn8424 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      speed running ain't match well with tutorials....

  • @nicholasthompson1387
    @nicholasthompson1387 ปีที่แล้ว +2885

    Genie: "Can you at least free me?"
    Aladdin: "Absolutely not. You are a pagan god and must stay bound to your torment." *Spits*
    Omg, how do these people come up with this? Lol

    • @lerm4676
      @lerm4676 ปีที่แล้ว +232

      Because that what life was like in Arabia after the Muslim conquests. Pagan religions were wiped out to make room for their true god Allah.

    • @MarvinPowell1
      @MarvinPowell1 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      From the Korran.

    • @josiahjacinto4156
      @josiahjacinto4156 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      To be honest Aladdin made a smart choice by not making a third wish

    • @Ashtonpartin
      @Ashtonpartin ปีที่แล้ว +17

      ​@@classifiedname222so is destryoing mosques!

    • @Anverse-14
      @Anverse-14 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      The genie in its original form is mischievous djinn trapped by King Solomon

  • @RealGengarTV
    @RealGengarTV 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7047

    Djin are actually highly feared by certain Arabic and Persian people so keeping the Djinn bound to the lamp is probably the smart thing to do if this is historically accurate

    • @HiddenPrior
      @HiddenPrior 2 ปีที่แล้ว +572

      I mean it literally means Demon. If a Demon granted you wishes in exchange for its freedom, what would you do?

    • @ahmedsalek976
      @ahmedsalek976 2 ปีที่แล้ว +407

      @@HiddenPrior make 2 wishes and 3rd one is him locking himself up.

    • @gamera5160
      @gamera5160 2 ปีที่แล้ว +562

      Not really a demon... I think the most appropriate western equivalent are fairies. Not the cute pixie ones, the ones that curse your baby to die by pricking her finger on a spinning wheel because you didn't invite them to the party. There also good and evil Djinn. In the original Aladdin story there's no three wishes rule and Aladdin also has a Djinn that lives in a ring of his that's less powerful than the lamp Djinn. It's a plot point that Aladdin keeps forgetting about the djinn that lives in his ring.

    • @jefferybrown6473
      @jefferybrown6473 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      I think in the Aladdin TV series they had an episode with an evil Djinn that was freed.

    • @SystemZ3RO
      @SystemZ3RO 2 ปีที่แล้ว +249

      Djinn are seen as a kind of 3rd race next to angels and humans. Their world is unseen, have their own kingdoms and laws, and usually stay out of human affairs unless it impacts them as well.

  • @platonian2421
    @platonian2421 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7564

    Ironic that Aladdin would punish Genie like a thief when he's a thief himself.

    • @samueloconner1482
      @samueloconner1482 2 ปีที่แล้ว +502

      It's not illegal if you don't get caught

    • @EltonFerns
      @EltonFerns 2 ปีที่แล้ว +301

      Historically Accurate

    • @istoppedcaring6209
      @istoppedcaring6209 2 ปีที่แล้ว +249

      more about islamic law, probably predates islamic law as a customary practice though
      however Alladin wouldn't have cared that much about the jin being magic, early islam wasn't that strict on such things, but not going for all the wishes, certainly not freeing the genie, that is just common sense, djin were not considdered benevolent, they wil either deliberatly trick or wil simply be ignorant about implied meaning and grant exactly what was asked, for instance say he asked for a thousand virgins the djin might give him a thousand babies, might even be dead, might be animals, .
      so binding it to it's lamp is just a smart move.
      concerning the dogmatic islamic view shown that is based on an 18th century form of Islam that expanded a lot in especially the last century, trough support from the Saudis and so on. Wahabism actually contradicts early islamic notions , it was born from a humiliating crisis which saw Christian/enlightenment europe become domminant and practically unbeatable, so many (like in the byzantine empire during the early expansion of islamic arabia) grew to believe that their misfortune was due to them strayig from the path, which logically must have been more dogmatic, more extreme, despite that not being the case, they were beaten because they were more dogmatic not because they were less so

    • @josmo1363
      @josmo1363 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      welcome to the Middle East

    • @rotcehlobo8311
      @rotcehlobo8311 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@istoppedcaring6209 Thanks, Mr Peabody.

  • @Spencer_Thatcher
    @Spencer_Thatcher 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14922

    I could see a lot of potential for a Historically Accurate series

    • @elmono6299
      @elmono6299 2 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      I can imagine Historically Accurate portrayals for Disney movies like Mulan, Hercules, The Hunchback of Norte Dame, The Princess and the Frog, The Jungle Book, The Little Mermaid, Beauty & The Beast, and Moana along with some Non-disney movies (animated films made by different studios) like Anastasia, Prince of Egypt, Balto, Spirit Stallion of the Ciramon, The Land before Time, Ice Age, The Iron Giant, and the Road to El Dorado.

    • @Ttegegg
      @Ttegegg 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @LibtardsStillCantSilence Me21 do bible stories count? Plenty of screwed up events within 12 days I think.

    • @Rakanarshi2
      @Rakanarshi2 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @LibtardsStillCantSilence Me21 holy shit, its so messed up I find that funny :P

    • @sonofangron2969
      @sonofangron2969 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Historically accurate Pocahontas and El Dorado would be rather fun...

    • @romejanairo4926
      @romejanairo4926 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @LibtardsStillCantSilence Me21 that like beginning credit of jurassic park 2

  • @theunbloodiedhunter6936
    @theunbloodiedhunter6936 ปีที่แล้ว +2041

    “This is the 8th century genie I do not care” that’s the most accurate part of this video 😂😂😂😂

    • @cakimali5423
      @cakimali5423 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      his foot nails are the most accurate part

    • @dimitriostsiampalis364
      @dimitriostsiampalis364 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      The time doesn't matter, they still do this 😂

    • @francofernandes2006
      @francofernandes2006 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      That phrase can be applied to a frightening amount of situations.

    • @lordblanck7923
      @lordblanck7923 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Reminds of Muhammad marrying a 6 year old. He really meant that sentence when he said he didnt care 😂​@francofernandes2006

    • @MrTable678
      @MrTable678 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@dimitriostsiampalis364they still do have African slaves

  • @chillax319
    @chillax319 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8399

    This needs to become a series. Historically accurate cartoons and such is a goldmine that will not dry out that fast.

    • @modakkagitplugga
      @modakkagitplugga 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Modern adaptations constant use of "the message" could also be hit, but then drinkerrecomends will be coming for the side of your head with a whiskey bottle

    • @lmno567
      @lmno567 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Up next, The Little Mermaid.

    • @blackguard5883
      @blackguard5883 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ​@@lmno567 Oof... BEEG oof.

    • @angusbeef1289
      @angusbeef1289 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      valid idea

    • @Windrake101
      @Windrake101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I wanna see Historically Accurate Shrek!

  • @naranara1690
    @naranara1690 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3011

    "You are a pagan god and must stay bound to your torment" is a fucking metal line

    • @nicak777alex9
      @nicak777alex9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Alah is the light !

    • @stanleyholmes1266
      @stanleyholmes1266 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Really is quite a line.

    • @alf3707
      @alf3707 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      G note to the deep!

    • @mojothemigo
      @mojothemigo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@MultiRobotnik Aladdin was referring to genie, a djinn. But are Djinn evil pagan creatures to the Islamic faith? I think that is what is being expressed

    • @jamesjohnson8544
      @jamesjohnson8544 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@mojothemigo they aren’t pagan gods so no

  • @Newt2799
    @Newt2799 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4250

    I think it would be really cool to see a movie where the genie is the protagonist and the guy who rubbed the lamp is just a maniac. And the genie has to try and skew the wishes through loopholes

    • @brotherlylovely
      @brotherlylovely 2 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      Wow that’s incredible concept.

    • @TheNateness123
      @TheNateness123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Not exactly the same thing but ever seen bedazzled? Devil wishes, Brendan Fraiser, very early 2000's

    • @Newt2799
      @Newt2799 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@TheNateness123 Oo no I haven’t. I’ll look it up thank you

    • @alfasilverblade
      @alfasilverblade 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Hollywood would see that as a risk and would prefer to remake Aladin AGAIN instead.

    • @mr.pompodill1485
      @mr.pompodill1485 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Read the tale of the monkey's paw

  • @dylanbuchanan6511
    @dylanbuchanan6511 ปีที่แล้ว +595

    1:17 That scream is so well cut it’s both hilarious and horrifying. Imagine going about your normal day and your trapped in a burlap sack in the middle of a desert.

    • @SAEshorts
      @SAEshorts ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Don't forget the way he smiled, it's kinda creepy.

    • @gulagbatman1318
      @gulagbatman1318 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​​@@SAEshorts The way he smiled? HE'S GOING TO R*PE JASMINE 😂 💀

    • @Soloong_Gaybowzer
      @Soloong_Gaybowzer 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      This happened at night, so she would have been sleeping in her bed.

    • @FlyyGirl1000
      @FlyyGirl1000 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@SAEshortsikr they made Aladdin psychotic asf lol wtf

    • @rs844
      @rs844 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@FlyyGirl1000 there's a reason it says historically accurate

  • @AndyBlackoutDrums
    @AndyBlackoutDrums 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3814

    Historically accurate Mulan is gonna be nuts

    • @lucapeuch2240
      @lucapeuch2240 2 ปีที่แล้ว +245

      Pocahontas...

    • @matthewsoucy9073
      @matthewsoucy9073 2 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      Hercules

    • @cm94returns19
      @cm94returns19 2 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      The little mermaid

    • @__jonbud______________________
      @__jonbud______________________ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +214

      @@cm94returns19 wouldn't that just be a hallucinating sailor slowly starving with nothing but saltwater to drink?

    • @ThatMadCat
      @ThatMadCat 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@__jonbud______________________ Apparently Genies can exist, so why not mermaids?

  • @lmno567
    @lmno567 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3005

    If they copyright strike this, then it is canon.

    • @spongeman1512
      @spongeman1512 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Bla bla bla your canon.

    • @spongeman1512
      @spongeman1512 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Autismo Gamer ohh thks 👌

    • @inkchariot6147
      @inkchariot6147 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@spongeman1512 You'r*

    • @DarkChaos751
      @DarkChaos751 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      For a second, I thought I was about to watch a Meat Canyon video as well haha

    • @raktul3697
      @raktul3697 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@spongeman1512 thanks"

  • @ZealotTF2
    @ZealotTF2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2036

    Now this is the Flashgitz I remember

    • @booksmeow1633
      @booksmeow1633 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      yeah. It's great to see them back to being dumb fun.

    • @Poodleinacan
      @Poodleinacan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Absolutely

    • @joebloggs7514
      @joebloggs7514 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yep dumb and yet witty fun, absolutely brilliant.

    • @Retrofan-64
      @Retrofan-64 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shut up Rick.

    • @John-X
      @John-X 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      It's so racist...
      i love it 🤗

  • @Caine_theRingmast3r
    @Caine_theRingmast3r 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +143

    “Tank you geniii!😁”

  • @caffeine3845
    @caffeine3845 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1133

    well. that escalated quickly.
    Historicly accurate Pocahontas could be fun.

    • @__jonbud______________________
      @__jonbud______________________ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Especially if it's the sequel

    • @caffeine3845
      @caffeine3845 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@__jonbud______________________ instant death through disease xD

    • @Hugo-kt8hm
      @Hugo-kt8hm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Well Pocahontas was actually a real person, so in that sense they'd just have to animate the wikipedia story en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pocahontas

    • @SheepDog-hj4jx
      @SheepDog-hj4jx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Oh Sweet Jesus...

    • @Dejawolfs
      @Dejawolfs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      mwahahahaha

  • @Toleich
    @Toleich 2 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    Jasmine's scream when she hit the ground was gold!

    • @Marinealver
      @Marinealver 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      She screamed a lot in the Eroge game
      Princess Trainer

  • @BaoHadir
    @BaoHadir 2 ปีที่แล้ว +599

    One version of Aladdin's story had him with two djinns, the one in the lamp, of course, but also one in a ring, which was less powerful than the lamp one. He also didn't have a limit on numer of wishes, and the only limitation on wish content the story mentioned was when he wished for the roc's egg. Good story.

    • @MrFunnyManChris
      @MrFunnyManChris 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You forgot a letter in the number. It says numer

    • @DartLuke
      @DartLuke 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Also Jasmin's name Badroulbadour. Jaffar didn't have name and he was killed by Aladin

    • @BaoHadir
      @BaoHadir 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@DartLuke The version I read simply called him the African Magician.

    • @logicmeister1821
      @logicmeister1821 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      He was also Chinese

    • @nicak777alex9
      @nicak777alex9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@DartLuke OG Aladdin was a badass.

  • @TorchlightCinema80
    @TorchlightCinema80 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +60

    The joy in his voice when he said “Thank you genie” was so genuine lol

  • @hdofu
    @hdofu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1929

    If it was actually historically accurate as a Djinn he'd make those wishes detrimental to his master.... the pine nuts would have caused Apuu to choke to death and upon opening that sack Jasmine probably would be wielding a large knife.

    • @ayodejiolowokere1076
      @ayodejiolowokere1076 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Interesting.

    • @TheWonderfulLadthony
      @TheWonderfulLadthony 2 ปีที่แล้ว +207

      Well actually a Djinn in it's first iteration would have endless amounts of wishes
      It's only drawback would be that the Djinns life span would dwindle

    • @martinvanburen4578
      @martinvanburen4578 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And to add more historical detail, pale faced Europeans would be dying of plague or killing each other over Catholic vs Protestant while peasants had bad teeth, bad skin and poor hygiene....while desperately trying to find a path to India.

    • @rustyjones7908
      @rustyjones7908 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Show me actual folklore that predates Dungeons and Dragons where wishes work like that, because neither of the genies in the Aladdin stories did that.

    • @getsueinaito
      @getsueinaito 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Then look for tales of the Arabian nights. Depending on stories genies aren’t usually always kind some take loves and others use wishes against you

  • @rom7245
    @rom7245 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2408

    Can’t wait to watch a toon deemed too racist for the main channel

    • @fishfuxors
      @fishfuxors 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      In an age where Nearly Fucking Everything is racist, that shouldn't be hard to do.

    • @alfieingrouille1528
      @alfieingrouille1528 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂

    • @JustinL614
      @JustinL614 2 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      Can't wait until people stop defining everything as racist. This is like original sin all over again I thought that was over.

    • @jadedandbitter
      @jadedandbitter 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Actually, this was so kind to muslims of that time period it might be anti-racist. An actual muslim of that time period would probably wish that every Hindu existing would be killed and damned to eternal torment, since that's what the quran said. Still says, actually.

    • @protalghulnist4126
      @protalghulnist4126 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I didn't even realize this was the second channel until I saw this comment

  • @jeckrucel0001
    @jeckrucel0001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    Damn, what a simple man, not just he didn't need the 3 wishes, but he also used one of the 2 wishes to he's little monkey pet, you see guys, money dos not bring happiness, some people can live a happy life with so little, so inspiring.

    • @ayodejiolowokere1076
      @ayodejiolowokere1076 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Would honestly have been inspiring if our hero wasn't a slave owning rapist.

    • @ManipulateHavoc
      @ManipulateHavoc ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No no, he’s got a point.

    • @benginaldclocker2891
      @benginaldclocker2891 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      no, peanuts are very expensive in arabia at that time

  • @JoelKellenProductions
    @JoelKellenProductions ปีที่แล้ว +137

    I love how you can see Aladdin's head actually move to spit at 1:48, even though he's far enough away that they didn't have to animate it.

    • @7_dropademon
      @7_dropademon 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      if you zoom in on the video too you can also see the spit land on the floor 😂

    • @janrewg8164
      @janrewg8164 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@7_dropademon I doubted what you said at first but you were right😂 😂😂

  • @Riddlewizard
    @Riddlewizard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    As I recall from the old version I read decades ago in a translation of 1001 Arabian Nights-
    Aladdin was a poor Chinese boy who was a good-for-nothing until his father the shoemaker died and his mother had to work to support him. The magician tricked him into opening the vault that held the lamp, but gave him him a ring, not knowing its power. The lamp held multitudes of Jinn, the ring also had many Jinn inside, and they granted any wish except one- to have the egg of the Roc bird. If you wished for that, the Jinn would kill you. Aladdin abused the crap out of the lamp to get married to the princess. The magician, who had gone back to his home in Africa, found out Aladdin was alive and tricked the princess into selling him the "wretched old lamp on the mantle". He promptly wished himself, her, and the castle Aladdin wished for to be transported to his homeland. Aladdin was accused of the crime of kidnapping the princess, and to keep his head, promised to bring her back in a certain amount of days. He accidentally rubbed the ring, and from there wished himself to where the magician and princess were. He snuck in and killed the magician, used the lamp to wish everything back to where it was, and had a few other adventures before the story truly ended.
    Read the book, guys. It's even more fantastical than the short versions you see and hear. The story of Scheherazade and the 1001 Arabian Nights is a worthy read.

    • @KangMinseok
      @KangMinseok 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Was Aladdin a Uyghurs Chinese?

    • @Riddlewizard
      @Riddlewizard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@KangMinseok Unsure. The book never specified what region.

    • @wngdhssr
      @wngdhssr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Riddlewizard doesnt matter he would've been a muslim, if he actually existed

    • @sourweed9818
      @sourweed9818 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@KangMinseokeastern turkestan the area of uyghurs live was not part of China but part of central Asia. So Aladdin was most probably a Hui.

    • @ernestmendez5487
      @ernestmendez5487 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Also, the magician was African. And Aladdin's dad died of grief because his good-for-nothing son refused to work in the family business.

  • @anthonytrevino2546
    @anthonytrevino2546 2 ปีที่แล้ว +449

    Wow Don is sounding more and more like his dad’s caricature.
    Good to see that this channel might free you from the chains of TH-cam guidelines. Be free genie

  • @brreakfastYT
    @brreakfastYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    "De rules said nothing of slavery ji-neeeeee." That delivery was lovely

  • @sapphirewingthefurrycritic985
    @sapphirewingthefurrycritic985 2 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    The grossest part is that Jasmine is a teenager and the sultan might care more about the fact she is married now and less about the whole kidnapping thing which is also historically accurate.

    • @mubarak5123
      @mubarak5123 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      alladen was a teenager

    • @galacticguardian2783
      @galacticguardian2783 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I see nothing gross in any of this besides the kidnapping part

    • @Nameless82284
      @Nameless82284 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@mubarak5123 No he wasn't.

    • @THEDARKMISTT
      @THEDARKMISTT 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Sultans are basically Kings so yes he would kill Aladdin to have his asset back. Marrying a daughter to a peasant is a waste of a critical asset in medieval times as family marriage can at many times prevent a war

    • @Truong62809
      @Truong62809 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@galacticguardian2783 you don’t know what he’s gonna do to her?

  • @loupax
    @loupax 2 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    Fun fact: in the original 1001 nights, Aladdin takes place in China.
    Aladdin is canonically Chinese.

    • @nyarlat2609
      @nyarlat2609 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      I found it hilarious that their version of china also didnt have much cultural similarity to actual china, since data was scarce.
      The next time you hear people complain about 'authenticity', we should remember that writers from all cultures have been making up shit to fill narrative holes for all of history.

    • @loupax
      @loupax 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@nyarlat2609 they named the Chinese protagonist “Aladdin” and they just rolled with it, I’ll never complain about unrealistic writing after that.

    • @luliu4572
      @luliu4572 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The Genie also provided Aladdin "forty basins filled to the brim with gold, carried by forty black slaves, led by forty white slaves, all splendidly dressed" so that Aladdin could marry Jasmine.

    • @patrickbuckley7259
      @patrickbuckley7259 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@loupax I mean to note in the context of the story, this is one of a 1,001 tales being told by a woman in order to try and stave off her execution. So you can't blame her for getting that wrong.
      Also in truth setting the tale in china was not to evoke anything particularly Chinese, it was merely a foreign land, and thus ripe for the telling of a fantastical tale. That was often the reasoning behind setting a story in another land in the old days, it's just the far far away part half of a long long time ago...

    • @loupax
      @loupax 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@patrickbuckley7259 Oh, I don't blame anyone, if anything I kinda hoped more future reimaginings of the myth took that into account :D

  • @joebloggs7514
    @joebloggs7514 2 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    Absolutely brilliant, the animation of the genie when he is threatened with losing a hand, and the voice of Aladdin was absolutely fantastic, the ending was spot on as well. Would be brilliant to see this become a series.

    • @wngdhssr
      @wngdhssr 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yesss a series about this specific thing would be amazing hahahahaah

  • @TheAleg123
    @TheAleg123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    This is beautiful. Brought a tear to my eye.

  • @carlfilipmadsen3537
    @carlfilipmadsen3537 2 ปีที่แล้ว +292

    Aladdin really does sound like a 7-Eleven store owner here.

  • @LeviathanSpeaks1469
    @LeviathanSpeaks1469 2 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    Historically Accurate Pocahontas would be dark enough to warrant another MeatCanyon crossover 🍖

    • @BaalFridge
      @BaalFridge 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pocahontas and her entire tribe die of smallpox, the empire state building is built over their unmarked grave.

    • @jellymatsuryuka6853
      @jellymatsuryuka6853 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      He just made it lol

    • @Marinealver
      @Marinealver 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Winner 🏆 🏆

    • @denis-florian_0.57
      @denis-florian_0.57 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You predicted it

    • @stalhandske9649
      @stalhandske9649 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well, at least Radcliffe would get a vindication. He would die horribly, though.

  • @foreverprime6255
    @foreverprime6255 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    I am offended, I am absolutely offended, that it was only 2 minutes and 12 seconds. I demand more. Historical cartoons. I need more.

  • @eminkilicaslan8945
    @eminkilicaslan8945 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    I love how Aladdin was gonna make a second wish but changed it for Apu and didn't make his wish either just to not let genie free.

  • @tacomansam139
    @tacomansam139 2 ปีที่แล้ว +573

    Absolutely loved it. So hilarious and of the art never disappoints. That grin Alladin makes is just so cynical.

    • @nicak777alex9
      @nicak777alex9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Dank you Ginie !

    • @Anon1gh3
      @Anon1gh3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's got that signature disturbing look of Zach Hadel

    • @jeremyooi1996
      @jeremyooi1996 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      the grin of alladin looks similar to them Thuggies of Mumbai city.. 🇮🇳

    • @firenze6478
      @firenze6478 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Also jasmines screams are child screams…

    • @clxwncrxwn
      @clxwncrxwn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@firenze6478 this is the 8th century we do not care.

  • @Tree_e888
    @Tree_e888 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    1:06 it's funny because the real Aladdin movie actually talked about this in their opening "Arabian nights" song, but audiences thought it was an offensive stereotype so they had to change it to another line when it was out of theaters lol

    • @miguelpadeiro762
      @miguelpadeiro762 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Offensive stereotype? It was a bloody law in the Islamic world...isn't...isn't it STILL a law, at least de jure, in many Arabic countries?

    • @MultiRobotnik
      @MultiRobotnik 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Why does he have an Indian accent in Arabia though?

    • @Tree_e888
      @Tree_e888 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MultiRobotnik 🤷🏿‍♂️

    • @wngdhssr
      @wngdhssr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@MultiRobotnik bcs eventhough the indian religion hinduism is super chill, indians can be kinda tribalistic and misogynistic, exactly like the arabs, but the arabs are like that bcs of their authoritarian religion. So the use of an indian accent and bobs vegene is pretty accurate or atleast a little reference to the true nature of the monotheistic arabic religion

    • @wngdhssr
      @wngdhssr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Im indian btw, and i love my culture, but it has to be said.

  • @Wolfs0n
    @Wolfs0n 2 ปีที่แล้ว +978

    Culturally speaking the Genie would grant the wishes but with a catch that was kind of their whole thing.
    Like deliver an entirely different girl to him and be like, "You never said which Jasmine".
    Or gave him a literal hand full of nuts like in a severed hand.
    Also until he makes his third wish he'd be slowly driven insane as a Genie would just wreak havoc through his life.

    • @MyViolador
      @MyViolador 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      He did specified princess jazmine tho

    • @Wolfs0n
      @Wolfs0n 2 ปีที่แล้ว +193

      @@MyViolador Better hope it was the right princess Jazmine then, cuz if it turns he just abducted a Persian princess now he just brought war to his doorstep

    • @user-gf7mt3jd1n
      @user-gf7mt3jd1n 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      @@Wolfs0n he kidnap his own princess, I don't think he really gives a shit.

    • @RiotDemon
      @RiotDemon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      This is very much the Monkey's Paw line of thinking.

    • @namekman01
      @namekman01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      actually the genie from the original aladin story (not disney) would perform wishes exactly as asked. but aladin was a humble man, so all he'd want is a feast every night, which the genie would oblige. his mother would take all the silverware the food was served on, wash it, and take it to market to sell the next morning.

  • @Virtualweakness
    @Virtualweakness ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I like how when Aladdin tells the genie he will cut off his hands if he doesn’t honor the wishes, the genie looks at his hands before giving Jasmine to Aladdin like he’s thinking about it.

  • @itzyaboyguzma5992
    @itzyaboyguzma5992 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    fun fact in the actual story Aladdin had 2 genies, the one of the lamp who he found in the cave and the one of the ring given to him to help retrieve to he lamp. the guy who is originally sent him in gave him money and a minor genie to go get the bigger genie but Aladdin stole it for himself.

  • @Raznor69
    @Raznor69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    This is a spicy one, my friends.

    • @ShrexyGuy
      @ShrexyGuy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The truth isn't always pretty, but God damn does it help make good satire

    • @nanashi2146
      @nanashi2146 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ShrexyGuy What part of this is the "truth"? My man claims this is "historically accurate" and yet has an Arab with an Indian accent who has the facial hair of a Persian and the Fez of a Turk.

    • @Marinealver
      @Marinealver 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not as spicy as Princess Trainer, but that's NSFW.

    • @PeteTheGrouch
      @PeteTheGrouch 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Marinealver _weeb_

  • @Slavic_Slavage
    @Slavic_Slavage 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I choked up as soon as Aladdin started talking, this was great

  • @moonlighthunter5421
    @moonlighthunter5421 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    “You must honor the terms of our contract or I am free to take your hands, as you would be a thief denying me my wishes.”
    Hey Aladdin, I wouldn’t go around threatening a creature who could bend reality at his fingertips if I were you.

    • @discount724
      @discount724 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He can't kill anyone

    • @moonlighthunter5421
      @moonlighthunter5421 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I didn’t say anything about killing Aladdin

    • @SkylarSyankorb-oy8cy
      @SkylarSyankorb-oy8cy 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@discount724 he said you can't wish to kill someone however the rules I think are just a sort of honor code for the genie

    • @GrandmasterDevo
      @GrandmasterDevo 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@SkylarSyankorb-oy8cy No, genies are literally incapable of killing. If he makes any kind of attack against Aladdin, no matter how damaging, Aladdin will survive it. As they kept saying in The Return of Jafar, "You'd be surprised what you can live through."

  • @LordTyrion
    @LordTyrion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    I still remember when ADHD made the scientifically accurate series. Please, this must continue

    • @samon53
      @samon53 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Almost a decade ago now that they made it.

    • @Glitch-Gremlin
      @Glitch-Gremlin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Dude, ADHD's Scientifically Accurate Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is STILL one of my favorites!

    • @MoonMagicks
      @MoonMagicks 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Missed opportunity to throw in a penis joke as an ADHD reference

  • @kelvaldoria4208
    @kelvaldoria4208 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I've seen this like 10 times and I just realized how utterly unkept Aladdin's toenails are. Its these small details that are just so priceless...

  • @titaniumtac6277
    @titaniumtac6277 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    “you are a pagan god and must remain bound to your torment.” You deserve a thumbs up and a comment!

  • @luske2
    @luske2 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I loved how the final music was blasted through a completely blown out speaker. Captures traveling around Egypt and Indonesia pretty well 😂

  • @pirachist551
    @pirachist551 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    The pure comparative simplicity of this toon paired with the hilarious details like the sword being unsheathed was top notch.

  • @nasir6r996
    @nasir6r996 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "Historically Accurate"
    >Aladdin is Indian and not Arab

    • @AQWOMAR9
      @AQWOMAR9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Haha no, Aladdin is an arabic story and the boy aladdin is probarly chinese.

    • @nonobstant851
      @nonobstant851 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AQWOMAR9 I thought I was an Indian/Persian history. As lot of stories in the 1001 nights come from these regions

    • @corrupt1user
      @corrupt1user 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      When written, "China" was an Arabic euphemism for "faraway land", kind of the same as it is in the Western world. Aladdin wasn't originally Arab, but he wasn't specifically Chinese either, he was just some distant foreigner.

    • @AQWOMAR9
      @AQWOMAR9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@corrupt1user Yeah but story itself is arabic not chinese or something else

    • @AQWOMAR9
      @AQWOMAR9 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nonobstant851 Some are buy many are not. Oldest proof of the story about aladdin is kinda new and was not originally part of 1001 night

  • @sassyghost_8
    @sassyghost_8 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    That last line might be the funniest thing I’ve ever heard. 😂 So evil. 🤣

  • @CommanderShepard-wq3wo
    @CommanderShepard-wq3wo ปีที่แล้ว +20

    0:43
    No no! He’s got a point

  • @TwistedGrim
    @TwistedGrim 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I love you guys

  • @zdanee
    @zdanee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Come on Al, just wish for some camels and buy the princess from her father! Oh wait that's what happens in the Disney movie basically.

    • @Azraelseraphim
      @Azraelseraphim 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Too many steps. Keep it simple.

    • @__jonbud______________________
      @__jonbud______________________ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He accuses Genie of theft but then takes Jasmine without permission or compensation to the family. He also wished for marriage from the genie so he was willingly married to her by a "pagan god" and thus is due for imprisonment and torment under the norms of his society.

    • @GeraltofRivia22
      @GeraltofRivia22 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol what? The whole point is that Jasmine gets to choose in the end and the law is amended so that all future princesses get to choose too.

    • @__jonbud______________________
      @__jonbud______________________ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@GeraltofRivia22 the disney fanfic movie wasn't really cannonical anyways. They skipped over all the other folktales from 1001 Nights... They didn't even have a women married to a demon extorting men for fun time or a jealous women turning stepkids and another women into animals before cooking them; not cannon.

    • @Azraelseraphim
      @Azraelseraphim 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@GeraltofRivia22 I firmly and aggressively disagree with Jasmine.

  • @XXBloodyElle
    @XXBloodyElle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Better than the original

  • @devilsadvocate4250
    @devilsadvocate4250 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    I come back every couple of months just to hear "You are a Pagan God and must stay bound to your torment" LMAO

  • @thewizard4200
    @thewizard4200 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    More accurate:
    "I'm a Djinn, not a genie, and for your impudence I'll now send a demon to possess you"

  • @TheDorianTube
    @TheDorianTube 2 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    Ahhh this brings me back in time. When comedy was taking awful shots at everybody, and we laughed at it instead of policing. I hope we Italians are next.

    • @alaskamark4562
      @alaskamark4562 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      They should do Vinny from Atlantis, he could be an Italian anarchist terrorist bombing everyone keeping him from getting his flower shop.

    • @Heruagarwaen
      @Heruagarwaen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *pinches index finger and thumb together* ey, a boppity boopity ya Mook. ... maybe that's more Italian American

    • @PumpkinHoard
      @PumpkinHoard 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/users/shorts9BugznGj6bU

    • @HonerableG
      @HonerableG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Eye roll. I just came to watch this stuff, nobody wants to read comments like this, just let the funny joke be funny and stop trying to politicize it.

    • @marcoslightspeed5517
      @marcoslightspeed5517 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@HonerableG fax

  • @Sheachlo
    @Sheachlo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    1:31 funniest part

  • @Mr_John_Herbert
    @Mr_John_Herbert 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    The worst part is that the person in the bag has a child's scream.

    • @ProjectExMachina
      @ProjectExMachina หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Historically accurate... Just a reminder that Muhammad's favorite wife, Aisha, is said to have had six or seven years at the time of her engagement and about nine years old when the marriage was "consummated".

    • @user-bz6cp8nh6g
      @user-bz6cp8nh6g 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      ​@@ProjectExMachina
      No, actually you are wrong. Muhammad married Aisha at a young age, yes, but not at the specific age you say (9.6). It is just a myth. As a reminder, historically, child marriage was a normal thing until the last century, and it was widespread among all peoples in India, Persia, Rome, etc. Also, Muhammad was young, also close to his age, and he was a few years older. I hope you verify your information, Mr. Historically Accurate.

  • @CrumpledPaperHearts
    @CrumpledPaperHearts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Jasmine would also have to be between the ages of 5 and 8 years old.

    • @Birthnote
      @Birthnote 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      THAT is what ruined the vid for me, not the slavery, not the implied r**e, but the likelihood that Aladdin is late 30's and Jasmine is definitely a child.
      I shouldn't have read the comments..

    • @miguelpadeiro762
      @miguelpadeiro762 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Birthnote Alladin is a young man from China in the original tale, and I'd safely assume Jasmine (not her real name, Disney retconned her actual name when making the movie) was of proper marriage age...and they shouldn't really be far off age wise...a story about a young man thirsting over a bloody child and using a Genie to marry her sounds really fucked up...even in medieval Arabian standarts.

    • @Birthnote
      @Birthnote 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@miguelpadeiro762
      I briefly read up on the original version, looks like you're right.

    • @CrumpledPaperHearts
      @CrumpledPaperHearts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@miguelpadeiro762 But considering a certain “prophet” married one of his wives when she was only 6 and consummated that married when she was 9, I’d say the possibility that jasmine is a child is still on the table.

    • @CrumpledPaperHearts
      @CrumpledPaperHearts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@miguelpadeiro762 her name was Aisha

  • @Hybris51129
    @Hybris51129 2 ปีที่แล้ว +762

    Yeah this is pretty much spot on. The only thing that would make it even more accurate is if he asked for Jasmine's little sister or something.

    • @ademhume2754
      @ademhume2754 2 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Actually you can't marry two sisters at the same time in Islam .
      But there are no rules regarding a minimum age of consent 🌚

    • @thatsaprofilename5712
      @thatsaprofilename5712 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@ademhume2754 will there is actually

    • @ronmaxwell2296
      @ronmaxwell2296 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Jasmine is 15

    • @TheOverturned
      @TheOverturned 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@thatsaprofilename5712 Aisha. . . Aisha.

    • @Claymore8365
      @Claymore8365 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ouch, damn.

  • @vicenzocesconetto578
    @vicenzocesconetto578 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    This is not Gold, it’s goddamn Platinum. Thank God FlashGitz is willing to take humor where people are afraid to go these days

    • @KangMinseok
      @KangMinseok 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      please... it's clearly the diamond in the rough...

  • @yoyofun1
    @yoyofun1 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    The original story for Aladdin in the 1001 tales of Scheherazade took place in China.

  • @modakkagitplugga
    @modakkagitplugga 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    College humor did something like this years ago, but it was poorly made and only covered non-descript European Kingdom stories and didn't even lock in on a single property
    Lacked teeth and comedy, 2 things this has an abundance of, well done as always

  • @gameheadkev9370
    @gameheadkev9370 2 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    If this were a movie,I would 100% go to see it!

    • @angusbeef1289
      @angusbeef1289 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      genius

    • @luphone2781
      @luphone2781 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is pretty much all that the movie would be lol. Your wish has been granted.

    • @vashanoid
      @vashanoid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The rest of the movie is probably a slow dark mess of jasmines life as a sex slave. I think I’m happy with the 2 min cut lol

    • @KenMasters.
      @KenMasters. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That movie would be cancelled by Twit-ter.

    • @KenMasters.
      @KenMasters. 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That movie would be cancelled by Twit-ter.

  • @stolz_ar
    @stolz_ar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    This is the best thing I've seen in my life. THE BEST. I'm not exaggerating.

  • @nicholasmoore4769
    @nicholasmoore4769 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I literally watch this on repeat at work to hear him say “thank you geeeeenieeeee”

  • @Zekh
    @Zekh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I love it how eventhough Aladdin's Arab he has an Indian accent

  • @keelyrey64
    @keelyrey64 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I’m pretty sure I speak for everyone (with common sense) when I say that you two are the GOATs

  • @chefsnorlax4160
    @chefsnorlax4160 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    I love how he just casually wishes for pine nuts after forcing prince Jasmine to be his Slave Wife and then basically tells the genie to piss off.

    • @dannylo5875
      @dannylo5875 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      That is Islamic societies hardcore.

    • @MrYelly
      @MrYelly 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No difference in severity

    • @streyngthz
      @streyngthz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Absolute chad

    • @nanashi2146
      @nanashi2146 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@dannylo5875 Clown 😂

    • @dannylo5875
      @dannylo5875 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nanashi2146 Aladdin?

  • @metalahhhhhhhhhhhh
    @metalahhhhhhhhhhhh ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Yo....you guys seriously should make more of these. Lol this and Pocahontas were hilarious

  • @zanthimos
    @zanthimos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    jasmine's screams of shock and horror made my dog lose his mind. He think's there's a cat near by and trying to bark it out of hiding.

    • @Marinealver
      @Marinealver 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It is worse in an eroge game called
      Princess Trainer

  • @kingcreedo6010
    @kingcreedo6010 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I love how he wants to punish Genie for being a pagan god but is also more then willing to take advantage of his wishes.

    • @gauchesuedo
      @gauchesuedo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Islam teaches that while you are to shun and shame all other gods than Alah, and likewise to those who worship those pagan gods, you are however fully allowed to take advantage of them as in the eyes of Sharia they aren't fully people unless they're Muslim.

    • @maaz322
      @maaz322 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@gauchesuedo No it doesn't. I'm a Muslim, hilarious how you, as a non, get to dictate what I believe. Kind of contrary. You're confused with the Talmud. Islam actually contends other monotheistical believers can attain heaven, whereas the new testament clearly says anyone who doesn't believe Jesus is your sky daddy granter of salvation, yet believes in God, is going straight to hell.

  • @aaronkadwell8696
    @aaronkadwell8696 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    This is hilarious 🤣 I really hope you two make this a full blown series.

  • @thetwistedsamurai
    @thetwistedsamurai 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Those cloud effects when the genie came out actually were top notch. Genuinely was Disney quality.

  • @mortemoccasus2412
    @mortemoccasus2412 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Tank you Genie.🤣

  • @CinnamonToastKing
    @CinnamonToastKing 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I now understand the need for the second channel. Beautiful work!

  • @krimsonklaww611
    @krimsonklaww611 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    the genie also said nothing about a rule saying you can't wish away the rules.

    • @zacheray
      @zacheray 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      A bold strategy that would cost one wish… of course we are agreeing that you can’t wish for more wishes

    • @krimsonklaww611
      @krimsonklaww611 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zacheray you can't wish for more wishes because it's against the RULES

    • @zacheray
      @zacheray 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Krimson Klaww you literally said the first wish would get rid of the rules.. dang dude I thought you were a genius with first comment

    • @krimsonklaww611
      @krimsonklaww611 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zacheray just hear me out:
      Wish 1, no wishing rules
      Wish 2, infinite wishes
      Then you can wish for what ever the hell you want. And I see no reason that the rules would ever come back.

    • @joaobatistaperinjunior953
      @joaobatistaperinjunior953 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Wish away the rules and the djinn doesn't need to grant any wishes, and now you have an unchained evil demon who can bend reality on the loose

  • @doreilly7689
    @doreilly7689 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    1:40 the spitting 😂 top class 👏

    • @Shocked430
      @Shocked430 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      “ABSOLUTELY NOT GENIE!”
      “YOU ARE A PAGAN GOD AND MUST STAY BOUND TO YOUR TORMENT!”

  • @papyrusiscool5737
    @papyrusiscool5737 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    The funny thing is that this is nearly identical with the Source material, only with the exception that Aladdin was around 10 or 12 years old what makes this even more messed up than it already is.

    • @yoroshikuonegaishimasu8649
      @yoroshikuonegaishimasu8649 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He was a 15 years old chinese man, with black hair and eyes and pale skin

    • @vortex_1336
      @vortex_1336 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Except Alladin was smart in the stories and had the Genie create him an entire kingdom he could rule over.

    • @scintillam_dei
      @scintillam_dei 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Puberty makes us adults, not some arbitrary number age liberals pull out of their self-righteous buttholes.

    • @thenablade858
      @thenablade858 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Aladdin was Chinese and his age is never stated. He and Princess Badroulbadour (Aladdin’s wife/Jasmine) have a ‘loving’ relationship, and like Jasmine she seduces the much older sorcerer villain as a trick.

  • @Lordradost
    @Lordradost 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    On point representation of probable historical accuracy.
    I pray the great Tom and Don enlighten us with more accurate portrails.

    • @abubakral-spongebob4270
      @abubakral-spongebob4270 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yeah its not historicaly accurat

    • @Lordradost
      @Lordradost 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@abubakral-spongebob4270 But stereotypically accurate and therefor representational of a _probable portrail if_ this _fiction_ was set in reality.

    • @Vincent-ev4qe
      @Vincent-ev4qe 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@abubakral-spongebob4270 found the salty muslim

    • @bobbertsonlarz1743
      @bobbertsonlarz1743 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@abubakral-spongebob4270 cry harder. Just like those Nigerians you won't let go home.

  • @RhobarEisenblut
    @RhobarEisenblut 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    The Kazoo version killed me. Also i think this kind of videos are important to keep history alive else people start to make the same things again.

  • @hellothere9407
    @hellothere9407 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    for extra historical accuracy, the guards should've taken Aladdin and beheaded him for practicing black magic

  • @StevensDs
    @StevensDs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "I said nothing of love genie..."
    Oh...Oh no...

  • @Just2Epic4U
    @Just2Epic4U 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    1:18 That smile sent my sides into orbit.

  • @OutsideTheTargetDemographic
    @OutsideTheTargetDemographic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Happily married"
    *blood curling screams
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Marinealver
      @Marinealver 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      There was nothing in the contract about happiness

  • @shadowskill111
    @shadowskill111 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    To be fair, looking at the size of the sack Im betting Jasmine was older than 16 making him not interested.

  • @Sven_Forest
    @Sven_Forest 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    We need more historically accurate animations like this XD

  • @aimanmarzuqi4804
    @aimanmarzuqi4804 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    If Aladdin was historically accurate then he would be Chinese, since the Aladdin from the original story is Chinese

  • @RetroAmateur1989
    @RetroAmateur1989 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    It can't be historically accurate since Aladdin is taking place in a post apocalyptic future.

  • @dragonpiece6721
    @dragonpiece6721 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Historically Accurate Arabs

  • @samd2865
    @samd2865 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Alladin.. pretty accurate representation of the middle east.

    • @hmmm3210
      @hmmm3210 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ukraine . Pretty decent oblast of the Russian federation.

    • @samd2865
      @samd2865 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hmmm3210 relevance?

  • @kourivi
    @kourivi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I love your work, it's dark humor, the animations, voice acting, the story (not all accurate but it's forgettable), love it all, you guys doing an amazing work, keep it up, I wish someone could sponsor a short movie from you guys

  • @Deuteromis
    @Deuteromis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    You know, Genie did help Aladdin fall in love with Jasmine...so technically he did make her fall in love with Aladdin...

  • @Andrew-ze6kq
    @Andrew-ze6kq ปีที่แล้ว +9

    1:17 *Big creepy grin* Thank you, Genie.

  • @gentlemanpleasant7335
    @gentlemanpleasant7335 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Say what you will about Historically accurate Aladdin and Abu, but they seem to treat each other well and not too greedy.

  • @LabRat1210
    @LabRat1210 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Jasmine's scream broke me XD

    • @Marinealver
      @Marinealver 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Never heard of an Eroge game called
      Princess Trainer?

    • @LabRat1210
      @LabRat1210 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Marinealver nope

  • @costilla1212
    @costilla1212 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Genie : that's kinda messed up
    Aladdin : it's 2023 in the middle east, we don't care

    • @victorlolxd7347
      @victorlolxd7347 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Is it though? Aint this taking place many years ago?

  • @Alexandra-rb7ju
    @Alexandra-rb7ju 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Congratulations. You've managed to make Aladdin the most terrifying movie of all time.