Portal Speedrun -
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 28 ส.ค. 2024
- Go watch CantEven's new World Record, why are you still here ? • Portal any% Speedrun i...
This run was done live, this is just a proper render of the demos. Check my twitch for a replay with the splits.
Watch me live: / carro_t
Leaderboards: www.speedrun.co...
Comments: "I don't consider this as a speed run because you glitched."
The Any% Speed run rules: "A run with no additional completion requirements; anything goes."
Wikipedia's definition:"A speedrun is a play-through (or a recording thereof) of a video game performed with the intention of completing it as fast as possible... Speedrunners often exploit imperfectly designed game mechanics to do unexpected and unusual things that save time. "
***** Talking about the people who say "This isn't a speed run, you glitched"
Haha you are on a mission to correct people!
I literally almost see you on every comment haha
Dylan Dees
I have nothing better to do, so I just go through the newest first comments on this video and prove people wrong.
Cyortonic Haha okay
I don't even understand what happened.
same xD
About 10 bajillion glitches involving portals. As it turns out, the Source engine doesn't play nice with portals, especially when saves and loads are involved. :P
He thought with portals, that's all.
Yep I'm kust like wuuuuuuuuuuuut
using glitches
When u need less then 2 hours in order to refund the game on steam
artakd xd
At this point it isn’t very i joy able
artakd lol but i think this person played many hours in order to become this fast
In fact I could Buy it,play it on chill and refund it beacuse I made it in 2hours and 30~minutes xD
You can do such a thing without speedrunning, because first portal is a trash game
This next test is impo-
*in elevator*
The next comment cannot be stol--
*Already stole comment*
I completed that champer with that glitch becaus im noob
Y'know, I don't mind people going through glitches for speed runs. The fact that people have to "find" these glitches is where the hard work is put in. Not to mention getting them all right in one run.
I love you for saying this.
dude you saved this comment section.
Finally, someone that gets it. MVP comment right here.
Thank you for being reasonable.
Exactly
"The only thing you managed to break so far is my heart".
My ass.
And my brain.
i just read the whole comment section and love how you answered all "cheat, tool assist" comments. that's true dedication.
Rosari Osta I had like 2 hours of spare time.
Lol i read that just when she say it in the video xD
They broke your poor donkey, I'm so sorry. D:
"this next test is impossible"
*runs through it under 1 second*
@バンシーブランク hi sayed under ._.
Time stamp?
Maxim BG 4:18
Well... she wasn’t lying
gLaDOS: these portal devices are completely safe
this dude: *GLITCHING THROUGHOUT SPACE AND TIME*
"Hi guys welcome to my portal let's play where we... welp, were done! Thanks for watching!"
Lol
It wasn't real because he somehow allowed his game to no clip everything
it was a tas
Glitches
+Bizarro that's not how it works.
The default speedrun categories generally allow glitches, for God's sake stop making false comments if you have no idea what you're talking about.
*Gets portal gun*
~10 seconds later~
Glados: "Welcome to test chamber four"
I wish this was a joke, but it's actually what happened.
Glados be like "just stop for a second and let me talk!"
Speedrunners are humans they said.
Ikr
Ikr
Ikr
4:18
"This next test is impossible, make no attempt to solve it"
"k"
Lol
makes me feel like a potato watching this
^
Really? makes me feel like a lemon.
+The Hidden Ninja A combustible one?
Precisely.
And the potato that Elijah feels like is being used as a battery, yes?
The Hidden Ninja And being used to make a vinegar+baking soda volcano?
Normal player : portal gun is cool but limited.
Speedrunner: that is godmode
Me: what the heck just happened!?
My subconciousness: *t o e x p l a i n t h a t w e n e e d t o t a l k a b o u t p a r a l l e l u n i v e r s e s*
I'm gonna give this comment half a like
@@WiloPolis03 i'm suprised i got any likes at all lol
@@arthurthekyogre9155 Well, Arthur """"""""""the"""""""""" Kyogre, let me explain...
@@WiloPolis03 ok...?
@@arthurthekyogre9155 Lol I was just attempting to reference the same meme, apparently a big cringe tho
how the fuck do people figure out this shit I have no idea whats going on
Community!
hes mostly using no-clip cheats and glitches..
***** No cheats necessarily, but definitely glitching/exploiting the game.
They figure it out by playing the game looking for stuff like this.
no cheats at all... just exploiting errors in the game which is totally fine in a speedrun, its about finishing it without EXTERNAL tools. so as long as its a glich in the game using it ok!
Im more amazed at the fact that he did like 90 precent of it backwards lol
Thats because you bhop faster backwards in Portal. Its for speed not showing off
In the source engine Bhopping forwards was really op and quite easy to get a lot of momentum with, in portal the creators thought of that and fixed the forward momentum, fortunately for speedrunners they forgot about backwards momentum =D!
It's a bit more complicated than that. It's not so much that they forgot about backwards momentum so much as it is that their fix for bunny hopping actually created a much more potent method for gaining speed due to the way that it tries to prevent bhopping. Basically, if the engine detects that you're going too fast, it'll push you in the opposite direction to slow you down. But if you turn around mid-air after your first jump, it tricks the engine into pushing in the wrong direction, giving you more speed...which makes the engine push even harder, granting even more speed. Rinse and repeat.
PRECENT PRECENT PRECENT PRECENT PRECENT PRECENT PRECENT PRECENT PRECENT PRECENT PRECENT PRECENT PRECENT PRECENT PRECENT PRECENT
BOI!!!!!!!!
"We shouldn't have gave her that damn gun"
*How It Feels to Chew 5 Gum*
Loses speedrun *how it feels to chew 111 gum*
How it feels to chew
90% in an elevator
2% in the opening cube
8% RUNNING AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND
Nicholas Ho GOT PLACES TO GO GOT TO FOLLOW MY RAINBOW
*Jumping backwards at 3000 mph*
correction: 90 percent is he or she clipping thru walls
I blinked, 7 test chambers missed.
everyone here freaking out over the speed & glitches yet I'm here wondering how to get that sticker on the gun
Don't Read My Profile Picture it is a mod
Custom Portal skins; you can change the Portal gun textures
@@okarihS true probably @JKR idk about that cuz portal does not have a workshop
@@vuice6601 mods via legacy methods like nexusmods.com but this one is fully custom but pretty easy to do it's just a texture
Same
Finally I found a speedrun without any glitch
😂😂😂
This speedrun is full of glitches
@@cipherclone2661 he wasn't serious tho xD
@@cipherclone2661 WOOOSH
@@donschnulione6646 be quiet mumschkin
It doesn't matter how fast you go, the cake will still be a lie
I cannot say how much I love and/or hate you
It’s actually not
There is cake in the game
We can still try, and will still try.
Imagine the countless hours of training and tries this would take
That man deserves some serious applause.
***** Sure, nice and tight my boy.
Oh yes, Daddy.
Mr. Noose that sounds SO wrong
Vhaitan that's not his name apparently he's a zombie...?
Mum: Bedtime in 10 minutes!
Me: Challenge accepted.
*Mum comes in*
Mum:it's bed ti-
*Mum leaves the room*
When your test subject starts breaking the laws of physics
Speedrunners 10 years back: let's finish the game fast!
Speedrunners now: let's break the game so much it gives up and gives me the victory!
Hardly, it's more like: Let's find strategic little holes in the code that I can shorten the ride to the end with. They don't "break the game."
+Soda Spit-Take it looks pretty crazy though.
+carPERSON871 crazy doesn't always discredit the legitimacy of the process.
Tfw that's the responsibility of the designers for leaving the glitch in the game, in a time where games are much more complex than 10 years ago and thus HAVE MORE BUGS.
Speedrunners were doing speedruns this way back with the old Atari and SEGA computers.
"This next test is impossible. Make no atte- Well shit"
Hey uidsea, didn't expect to see you here.
Hauthicus I love speedruns yo.
+uidsea the u should check out sdgq
007man25 I do every year.
+uidsea cool
I was following for like... 20 seconds. Then something happened and... I don't know
*Get the Portal Gun*
~20 seconds later~
GlAdOs: "Welcome to the final test"
friend comes round my house
friend: can i play portal?
me: just wait 8 minutes, i need to complete the whole game once.
xXpistonXx ! -friend goes from my house-
xXpistonXx ! I have portal, I have a PC, and I have the speed-running skills! Now I just need a friend.
xXpistonXx ! I expected a different punch line.
I thought you were going to say
Friend: Can I play Portal?
Me: yes but we only have 8 minutes.
Friend: It's enough.
@@travosk8668 hol up
when you only got 10 minutes before bed
U missed 30 seconds
@@rayd1418 he comment that 1 YEAR AGO
@@austinaustinreal they commented that 1 month ago
@@austinaustinreal but still alive
8:26 excluding cadset
I feel like giving the player control over both portals was a very grave mistake on GLaDOS' part.
Cheater. You used portal
I'm sorry ok D:
Ninjin its ok. Also what god damn keyboard are you usin 0:10
@@TheDiabloTheBest I did the same failed during back hoping
@@DsyBoss Azerty or something
@@DsyBoss hes using a french keyboard. Our first six keys are Q, W, E, R, T, Y, and the french keyboards are A, Z, E, R, T, Y. so they have to modify the keys for different versions
When they said "Think with portals"
I did not expect this.
Ikr
Well... They said think with portals, not to fuck with fourth dimension
Now do it with a guitar hero controller
LMAO
blindfollded x)
*DEAD*
try to eat the controller and use the controller with your internal organs
Marios Stamoulis whoa....
*Everything's chill untill Ninjin gets a portal gun...*
Real Ninjin fans know him as Diablo
everything is chell
"After 9 years of development..."
I have seen the fourth dimension
That got me liked
Unpossible
lol
Once he got that portal gun...
All hell broke loose
Magnus Pow your profile pic matchs so much with that
acknowledge my existence XD yes
Magnus Films e
It got so much worse when he got the orange portal
When mom says that u only got a 10 minutes to play computer
Русский человек пишет по английски,по любому через гугл переводчик
Ильдар ваще зачотно пошутил, красава
GLaDOS:Very Good. You are now in possesion of the Aperture Science Handlend Portal Device
**20 seconds later**
GLaDOS:Welocme to test chamber four.
Noice. It's cool to see the portal community still alive!
No Pun intended
well that's a shame because it was a good one
STILL ALIVE
Was about to comment about the pun xD
But hey, this speedrun was a triumph, but hey, I'm just making a note here, HUGE SUCCESS. Its pretty hard to overestimate my satisfaction. And about Aperture Science, they do what they must, because they can. But hey, its for the good of all of us, well, exept the ones who are dead...
HAH
How the fuck do you know what you are doing, I can't even tell what's going on.
Lots of practice, and coordination.
he has it memorized
Portal exploits. (Saving near a portal)
I think he kept on glitching through walls at the elevators, then shooting a portal to the next elevator, and so on. That's all I got from it
Zedbrains They saved and quit next to a portal to create the no-clip glitch, but they cut out those parts. Therefore, they used their overall time instead of the full thing.
I forgot how to breath.
xKarma _ I forgot how to blink
Ok so you start the breathing by inhaling to get air in Ur lungs then exhale to Leto Ur the air in Ur lungs
@@mint2955 when you sent that he was dead since about 5 months tho...
7:31 ''Welcome to the final test, when you...''
Lmao
After watching this i feel that dumb i don't even know if i'm carrying out basic daily activities correctly anymore, i'd bet my months wages this guy can wash his hands in 1/1000th of the time it takes me and still get better results.
There is literally nothing you can say that will convince me otherwise so don't even try.
He plays Portal really well, that doesn't mean he's a hand sanitizing technician.
Twisted Chikon i wish i could believe you.
mcsofty
Okay.
yeah but think about sex finishing the fastest isnt always best
xD
i completed portal 1 in 6 hours
and you completed in 10 mins speedrunning
great work
I did it in 8min23 :3
Herocrife 2 hours
1 Hr 9 Min is what I did
4 hours
3 hours for me
Glados : glitch his voice
This player : hold my beer
Valve - this is a challenging and intuitive ga-
This guy already on the credits screen - huh? What's that you say? Oh yeh fun game btw
I blinked what happend?
O he is on his 1000 lap
The entire game happened.
But the miracle never happen.
You blinked once in the space of 8 minutes?
r/woosh
@@Aeviu xD
"If everything seems under control, you're just not *going fast enough*."
I just did my first "speedrun" of Portal and got 42:25. I felt like I did decent. But then I looked up the world record and now I know I didn't do good at all. :d
@Ryan Nordhagen But have to admit the imagination is just insane with this.
With glitch?
"Now you're thinking with portals."
meth is one hell of a drug
Nick Phelps .m.
i't feels like the whole.game is in a strong acid trip
Mega Bacon I just pissed my self XD
i luv this comment
im on ketamin
timo is too
i ' t
Glados : OH I WILL CONTROL EVERYTHING IN THIS WORLD
ninjin : *hold my beer*
People complaining about the glitches is just as annoying as people complaining about people complaining about the glitches.
People complaining about glitches is just as annoying as people complaining about people complaining about people complaining about glitches. wut.
People complaining about people complaining about people complaining about glitches is just annoying as people complaining about glitches.
META
People making confusing comment chains is just as annoying as glitches complaining about people
holy shit paradox
Do it again! I wasn't lookin'!
+Silverblood who says "fuckstick" Dafuq?
+Silverblood *sigh* this is the internet calm down...
+Silverblood well.. No one says "fuckstick"
Silverblood Yeah, thats true.
The Internet now adays..
Trumpet Cat Sorry but you never said "no offense" you obv ment it..
How people find these glitches? It's crazy.
Venusaur ikr its incredible
Let's be honest, most glitches are found randomly, what's harder though is to actually use these glitches to speed up the game :p In portal there are a lot of cool tricks that are... well so far useless for speedrun, they're just cool tricks to mess around.
Noclip
Venusaur how people english? It’s crazy.
Kīgankurisuchanmaiyā You can figure out how old he is by his profile picture.
JESUS CHRIST ITS JASON BOURNE
"please get back from the portal"
*proceeds to get closer to the portal as possible*
How it feels to chew 5 gum
SenpaiPug you deserve more likes
SenpaiPug stimulate your senses
i didnt know chewing gum involved breaking the laws of physics
SenpaiPug How it feels to chew 6 gum
Stimulate your senses
I have no idea what is happening but it looks cool
XD
Ikr
Mum: You have 10 minutes till bedtime
Ninjin: I only need 8
-This next test is imp...
-"in the elevator"
what the fuck is going on?
+Robin Hansson bunny hopps and glitching portals
Art.
actually it's abh
Working the level spawn system by portaling straight to the elevators too.
this is scary.
if the portal gun ever becomes real....this guy is never allowed to use it.
ha ha ha ^_^
Well he'd have to be able to save to do some of the glitches, so we are kinda safe.
If a portal gun was real it could tear a hole in spacetime you imbecile.
not really, if done correctly. The science behind it has some merit
Dan Walter Fair enough but isnt it confirmed in portal that you have to have the moon dust coating over things for the portal gun to be able to shoot? I may be misremembering though.
+The Game Doctor aperture laboratories made a 'paintable' substance out of the moon dust, to make normal surfaces "portalable". The moon dust is what the portal gun needs to be able to open a portal on the surface. That's why portals don't work on normal surfaces
4:22 "This test is impossible"
This speedrunner cannot be human...
Mom: you only have 9 minutes to play
Me: That's all I need
what the fuck am i watching
madness
Killed me :D
yiff
HAHAHA exactly my reaction when he started glitching through walls and shit
George Murray madness?
THIS IS PORTAL!
Anytime someone complains about glitches on a speedrun vid:
*sighs loudly and looks into the camera like on the office*
b-but glitch is ceahting and is no rel spedruhn!!!
+Ichmag calm down my son
Gabe Newell
but only if you gief knief
i cen gev dranpore AWOP for 2 minceraft acunts ples
+Ichmag you wish you sneaky lil shit lol
2:48 glados: the portal gun is safe
Me: and he already broke the game so
Radio: _exists_
Ninjin: *Hold my portal gun*
Comes in thinking it'll be a legit run, finds the guy is glitching through the entire map lol
thats what speedruns are about right ?
+Lars Ebeling
...actually yes
Most speedruns use some amount of exploits in either the maps or the game mechanics. Just see mirror's edge, where they punch and kick their way across impossible distances :)
There are plenty of "no out-of-bounds" or "no oob" Portal runs out there if that's more interesting to you.
dude... like most of the speedrun world records in games are set, using gitches. and i mean most. not every single one
Comments: "You glitched it its cheating!"
Do you guys even know how *LONG* it takes to find those glitches and do them all perfectly in one run? Yep, thats what i thought.
Marc Bark a day?
imtypingwords 41 boi
That sentence makes no sense. It could take a million years to find a glitch it could still be considered "cheating". Finding it is not the impressive part.
In reality, even if they are glitching, they aren`t cheating, cheating is using an script, an program outside the game or modificating the archives, speedruning is how fast you can complete the game with the game mechanics, and glitching is taking advantage of them, Iam probably wrong because I dont know much about this, so please correct to me any mistake
Cheating: "is generally used for the breaking of rules to gain unfair advantage in a competitive situation." - Wikipedia
Wife: Honey, we're going out to dinner in 10 minutes
This guy: Bet
Нихуя не понял, но было очень интересно
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Справедливо
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Yes
I have so much respect for speedrunners. It looks so difficult
uhm. WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?
there's speedruns, and then there's GIVING THE GAME ACID UNTIL YOU WIN
There's speedruns, then there's SPEEDRUNS*
B
Glados: This is.....
Ninjin: Grabs gun.
Glados Again: Wait were did he go??
How da hek did they bake that cake so fast? :/
Litterly, when he was at the end the cake probably wasn’t even baked.
I was expecting a speed run without mods or glitches.
I was disappointed.
No mods, and the glitches are a legitimate part of an any% Speedrun.
Yeah, I suppose. It still cheapens it for me though.
Whether using every part of the original game cheapens the speedrun for you specifically is irrelevant to how related glitches are to mods - just FYI. Modifying the game is obviously cheating because then you could just mod the game to start you at the finish. Whereas glitching falls inline with the speedrunner's mentality of flipping the bird to the game when it asks them to play through the designed narrative. tl;dr: don't be so salty bro
I never said my opinion had any bearing on it, just that this wasn't what I was expecting and that I was disappointed by what it was.
Don't take it so personally.
And I'm not your bro, man.
Speed runners will always take it personally when you ask about glitchless runs.
Why do I feel like this is the way portal is meant to be played
Forward Z
Back S
Left Q
Right D
Who hurt you
The French type weird, man.
@@Cyortonic Naaaaaaaa
8:03 “the only thing that managed to break so far was my heart” NUH UH HE BROKE THE GOD DAMN GAME NOT JUST YOUR HEART
These speed runs do nothing but amaze me, nice one!
Yup I have no idea what is happening
glitch runs*
Gabe Newell thanks for the clarification Mr. Newell
Glitch runs are a category of speedruns.
Any% speedrun*
if i would do this in real life i would break the universe
Just having the portal gun would be enough, mate
wormholes are possible in theory tho.
Antti-Jussi Nieminen Then you don't understand what scientific theory means. Wormholes are a *hypothetical* feature. So far not a single one has been proven to exist. They're also in the vein of total science fiction (not science fact) in games and movies and the ones proposed as a hypothesis are cosmological constructs which we humans have nowhere near enough the energy required to create on our own or form as we please. It would be like trying to stop ebbs and floods from happening on Earth - and that is in fact easier.
In games and films they're really neat though. So far they're a hypothesis and not theory.
So are you telling me, that they are not possible in theory?
+Antti-Jussi Nieminen What Wez is trying to say is that even thought wormholes haven't been proven impossible yet, if they existed they wouldn't at all look likethe ones in this game.
Besides one of the weirder parts about Portal is that any "object" between 2 portals immediatly has infinite potential energy, which would violate the first law of thermodynamics.
I couldn't even tell what was going on half the time,well done.
2:30
*Grabs the Portal Gun*
GLaDOS: Very good. You are now in the pos-
*Proceeds to break physics with it*
you wanted that cake that much huh ;)
haters gonna say he is glitching
but... he is?
He obviously is not glitching, I don't know what video you watched but that was how the game is meant to be played.
It wasnt :D I hope it was a joke that was meant to be funny (atleast not for me) but the game is supposed to be played "normally"... By letting the game guide you. Not glitching trough the floors. Yet, its still not a bad thing, and it was impressive as fuck.
Lol he is
And they are to be congratulated, because they will have demonstrated basic observational skills, and in doing so will have passed the second grade.
Speed running Portal is like chugging down a fine wine as fast as possible
glados: *fucking dying*
ninjin: *beneath the fucking facility*
Didn't throw the cup in the toilet... DISLIKE!!!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sticker on the portal gun is a vegetable
And so are you
Exactly
*V E G E T A L*
Joe Is Real I’m a VEGETA BOWL
“I face god and walk backwards into hell” [ A brief summary of this speed run ]
Не чего себе ты жёсткий
Я хз что тут(
Я тож)(
Русские везде)
Sorry I don't speak Italian
This is Russian)))