Besiege - An unnecessarily complicated vehicle for all 15 zones
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- FAQ:
- It took close to 100 hour to build, film and edit.
- The car doesn't exist by it self, delete the parts you don't want.
- It's called Omnibox. (Thank you binkarus)
- .bsg = Keep reading ↓↓↓↓↓↓
- All of you who want me to make this thing fly und so weiter, I want to make new things instead of just rebuild some old stuff. It's boring and not much of a challenge to make the same thing over and over.
Well, technically it's two vehicles but who cares ;)
It took alot of work to build this one, i even had to do some basic trigonometry.
The small car is really fun and versatile, but the catapult reloading mechanism is too complicated to be fun to use and the catapult could have better range.
It uses 63 buttons for the controls, i belive that's all you can use in this game :P
I found a couple of small problems with it when conquering all 15 zones, so it's a slightly modified verision in the final scene.
Now it's time for new builds instead of continuing to improve this one.
I'm sorry for all the fast camera movements, heavily upspeeded clips.
Bsg: www.besiegedownloads.com/downl...
Ok here we go...
All doors/hatchets has grabbers to hold them in place. When opening or closing and you hear a grabber attach, quickly release the button and press it again or it will break.
Big cube:
Steering: I,K,O,L. Tank steering.
Catapult: 1 Shoot, 2 Pull back. Stop it with 2 or it will break.
Catapult hatchet: 3 Open, 4 Close. Take it easy the last bit when opening.
Catapult crane: 5 Out/release, 6 in.
Loading arm: Z Load, X release and get new bomb C,V turn the arm in position.
Press 2 while reloading to pull the holder down. Dont drop the bomb straight over the holder, it must bounce on the edges and roll in to place or it might explode... Watch the video how i do it.
Revolver mag: Arrows to spin arms, R-Ctrl, Alt Gr to spin the mag. (Do not use Alt Gr, a bug makes it open the front door too)
The bombs releases on Num Pad 1-8.
The arms are marked: nothing on arm 1, small metal plate = arm 2, large metal plate = arm 3, round metal plate = arm 4.
The wooden panels are pointed against bombs 1,3,5 and 7.
Cannons: (M Out) (, In) (, Shoot front cannons) (. Shoot side cannons)
Side crane: Num Pad 9 Open, 0 Close, / Arm up, * Arm down, - grabber out, + Grabber in, R-Shift release.
Front door: L-Ctrl Open, Alt Close.
Drop car: 7 Drop car/arm up, 8 Arm down.
Car attachments: (P Saw blade) (- Torches) (B Bomb out) (N In/release) (9 Start cube out) (0 In release)
Car:
Steering: Y,H,U,J Tank steering.
Cannons: A,S,D.
Fire: W.
Bend: Q,E.
Crane: R Crane up, F Down, T Grabber up G Down.
Grabber release: L-Shift.
Not the most logical controls sometimes, but it wasn't easy to configure :)
Music downloaded from: / audiolibrary
Hungarian Rhapsody No. 2 (by Liszt)
Hey Girl - Topher Mohr and Alex Elena - เกม
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It actually got to 10M views after all these years 🙂
Thanks you all!
Video idea:Can you make an updated version of the cube? For like a harder version of the game
Good to hear it man
The cube is still one of the most needlessly complex machines this game has ever seen and I love it
i was so confused when my comment from 6 years ago got liked, but yea i think from what i remember, this was a pretty fun video to watch and it's deserved to be seen by so many people
@@nathan24-_-2 lol same mate
When you got an engineering degree but you can't find a job.
Ah yes, kill the people that won’t hire you
@@ryanbui457 Atleast he will get some free food for months
Koichi Hirose you seem like pretty reliable guy
LOL. It's funny cus it's true. sigh.SMH
Arent all of you a jojo reference?
Imagine if they actually had this in medieval times. General "My lord the giant metal cube is aproaching". King "say goodbye to your family, God save us"
Twas A good Knight Sir Robins
XD
the first encounter must be hilarious.
enemy : you're gonna attack us, with a huge box? hah!
player : *rolls out batmobile*
cube:**explodes**
Ye Olde Borg Cube
"you have five minutes to surrender before we deploy
The Cube."
"The what?"
"Did I stutter?"
"We have decided to give The Cube a better name, my Lord!"
"What would that be?"
"Ramiel, named after the angel."
"..."
*EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
@@boid9761 *Geometric eeeing*
@@boid9761 nice refrence
LOL I make besiege videos too on my channel
It's name is Onmibox
2:46 probably has to be the scariest part. Think about it:
After losing most of your army, you finally think you finally have this cube cornered.
Then it blows up, taking out what ever is left of your men. You think to yourself "at least the horror is finally over", until you catch a glimpse on the horizon of the small viechle, movingly almost mockingly. It drives off, and some how, some way, comes back with a fully refurbished cube the next day to finish off whatever's left of your kingdom.
I like the buzzsaw attachment.
the small car is merely the offspring of the cube
@@iamafuckingfailure well it also looks like it behaves like one
@Disappointment Department I find it infinitely more horrifying if there are just… multiple cubes
*Yells every racial slur ever created out of rage*
It has a garage with an armored car with 6 cannons, a flamethrower and 2 torches, a robot arm, and a saw. It also has several more robot arms, a catapult that is loaded with bombs, a self destruct system, panels that open to reveal rows of cannons, and probably a flux capacitor.
Just how I remember the 5th century
Just remember how I the 5th century
I'm not sure it ever self-destructed on purpose, but nonetheless...
@@tsm688 it did.
@@tsm688 he wouldn't have panned out if it wasn't intentionally added
@@novaenricarter705 Damn, you're right
I’m pretty sure there’s at least one thing about this cube that violates the Geneva convention
Yes, weapons of mass destruction are illegal
You mean one thing that would not
The flamethrowers
Stolen comment
I'm the 404th like
8:48 that farmer got blown up, shot, shredded, stabbed, set on fire, crushed, and used as a projectile to destroy his own home. Goddamn.
Pure evil right there which I would do the same too
I didn't realize until watching all the missions one after the other that the besiege engineer is objectively the bad guy in this situation
Well,he does steal alot of artifacts and break alot of things for seemingly no reason(late answer)
my man literally picked up a human and grilled him, he is evil
@@clementpoon120 fresh comment
@@clementpoon120 Can we talk about how he bombed a guy across the map, burnt him to a crisp, shot his body with a cannon, and loaded him into a catapult. All before launching his corpse through his house?
The engineer from ATLA lmao
Lemme get this straight:
So you blow a peasant up, recover what's left of the body, proceed to drag it about while setting it on fire, then throw him at his own house?
I wonder what he did to you.
He stole his juicebox at the playground.
He never forgot that day 29 years later
Never forget
Don't forget he chopped him up with a detachable saw blade! Wait scratch that, we should all forget we saw that
DarkSpiritWolf DEUTSCHLAND ÜBER ALLES
He gave him a slightly uncomfortable Look on the Bus once
It's like a useless box...
But without the useless
idontknowmynamealsomyspacebarisbroken
how did u type that if ur spacebar is broken? 😏😏😏
It is like the useless box... But instead of destroying itself, it takes kingdoms down with it. Oh wait, that's a bomb.
Marc Kena Aquino but it sounds better than
Cuboid
Marc Kena Aquino So it's called The Box then?
No box is useless you communist
The fact that he could have just *driven the box forward* on half these levels makes it so much better
You have to understand how terrifying this would be as well.
Imagine: You're the king of some medieval kingdom, and you've heard of countless castles and forces being blown to utter bits by a strange box that seems far further advanced than anything you could come up with.
It never destroys any two castles in the exact same way, and it has a technique for anything it could come across.
And now this thing is at your doorstep. You haven't even sent your knights out and you're already afraid of what the next trick it has is going to be. Is it going to use that smaller vehicle it has? The cannons? Or maybe that catapult built in that you've also heard about? Or maybe it's going to use a weapon you've never seen before...
This isn't just a seige weapon. This is a weapon designed to make the most strong-willed leader sh!t their pants.
This is equivalent to a nuke that doesn’t actually get destroyed or lose it’s explosion, you can use it infinitely.
A weapon to rival metal gear is the only thing I can think of xD
@@rainthesomber Surpass metal gear, you mean.
@@J0hnB09 Which oddly enough, also implements a *literal nuke*
Loved this comment❤️
"....Sir?"
"What Private."
*puts down binoculars* "They've perfected it."
"My God. The Cube."
mm acctually this is not a cube, since its not the same lenght on each side. its a box at best. (puts on thick rimmed nerdy sunglasses)
We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your trebuckets.
Cube
Shankovich Nooo it can't be n-not t-the C-Cube
Captain I'm sorry to interrupt your meal but THE F****** CUBE IS COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Imagine if something like this happened in real life there would be legends and depictions of the metal cube roaming the country side destroying kingdoms.
It's even funnier when you think that there's no one inside it. Just a metal cube meandering about Europe laying waste to entire kingdoms lmao
Water Damaged Textbook some may say it still roams this vast world.
Water Damaged Textbook devouring knights and simotaniusly combusting.
Water Damaged Textbook the cube takes and and the cube gives
well off to tolbryind then valfross
Medieval swizerland going to war: "Deploy the swiss army cube!"
Dun dun dunnn
thats why switzerland is usually neutral because when they get in a war they break out the cube
The reason why they didn't joined ww2 was lack of their famous metal cube. Imagine if they had it during the ww
My favourite thing about this whole thing is the way that the lil' doors open for their individual functions. The way they slowly open can only be described as perfect comedic timing
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A weapon to surpass metal gear
Yes, but did you surpass those comments?
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A weapon to surpass Metal Gear.
WiseEndro333 NANOMACHINES SON
This is probably the 5th or so time I've seen you
WiseEndro333 But nothing will ever beat the
NOTA-PE-NIS 4000
Thomas Strauss lol
Noobamuffin Noodles Tis it be an egg
Just imagine being one of the soldiers at 2:30 , this massive metal structure that has just fired cannons at your legion wiping out swaths of your men has just released some strange smaller metal creation, you order your men to rush into the now opened main structure. After passing through the door the structure starts moving, forcing more of your legion into it's iron maw, the opening closes. As your men look around realizing there is nothing but more cold hard steel on the inside as they are swiftly immolated.
Reminds me of the combines mobile walls from hl2
I'm not only imagining the amount of effort it must've taken to build this.
But all the effort to even control it.
*literally every single key does something*
Duel wielding keyboards
Клавиатуры бы не хватило..
German Engineering
He s probably german too
My thoughts exactly! :D
Ja das dachte ich mir auch :D
Deutschland, Deutschland, uber alles! ;)
Aber klar doch
ZAT 'TWAS NOT MEDICINE!
Might as well call it Pandoras Box
So true
Doad M it brought terror and destruction to humans when it was opened. pretty accurate.
the fact the box can be piloted separately while the armored car is driving just makes it all the more terrifying
imagine this fortress in a role-playing game:
"sir, we're being attacked!"
"what are their numbers?"
"it's just a massive metal box!"
"...what..."
"It came through the front gate, we're doomed!"
"didn't we need a bridge to pass that?"
"the box didn't!"
"itt made itself into a bridge!"
@@rethekpista worse it bombed the peasants houses and used the ruble to use has Munitions on a catapult to make a bridge
Oh God now it's got crab legs
*suddenly raises two giant metal pillars.*
"by the lord, is that a trebuchet?!"
Parry this you filthy casual.
Ok NASA, we know it's you. Now get back to building that rover.
Tom M
this is the new Rover prototype, this was just a proof of concept.
HAHAHA
Tom M This Time, germany was first.
+Reaveras Vaer We're gonna show those aliens who's boss
Best comment because the Germans were making deals with aliens and doing heavy drugs to get America in on becoming a new alpha race by killing off the weak of their flocks creating a real government to battle she shit European government they created NASA... Alex Jones says it better but that made these comments gold to me
it's like a portable batcave
ScrewBall124 damn right
Superman and Chuck Norris once had a fight the loser had to wear their underwear on the outside. Chuck had to fight this.
WillTFB//Will The Fire ball what does that have to do with this?
Creeper8OOM I fixed it
Lmao
I can just image checking a sticky note every 3 seconds to remind yourself what all the buttons do
rewatching this five years after it was uploaded feels surreal, especially knowing the game itself came out six months prior to the video! What's more impressive tho is that back then, we didn't have all the automation and programming options the game has to offer now. Even though there has been a step up in besiege creations since the logic updates, this godly machine is not only an engineering masterpiece but also a very, very challenging vehicle to handle, even up to this day. A beast of legend.
PS: Pretty sure this particular video also contributed heavily to the creation of the "best besiege creations" genre of yt vids, the bar was set high and hard to meet with this one and started some sort of race to awesomeness and engineering feats that's still going on today.
“What’s our strategy for the soldiers lord? There’s just too many for a frontal assault!”
“Consume.”
"Consume and Destroy."
Consume the chalice
Rip and tear
@Darrin Gambone
*BFG Division starts playing*
@Darrin Gambone 2:51 right here
"Sooo, what does it run on?"
"The soul of a forsaken child."
Issac
But does it run Doom?
@@cosmikdebris777 it runs doom which can run the cube. Which can run doom which can run the cube.
@@gtforever7474 *Does it run Skyrim?*
I read that as “The foreskin of a child”
"After great consideration, we've decided to simply mobilize the siege engineer's workshop."
Superb choice of music.
I hear the composer was incredibly handsome..
Franz Liszt Indeed, I would say awesomely handsome!
Thanks for the music (I thought you were, how should I say this... Not alive?)
Aber Lichthausengof I'm actually Jesus.
They never said he wouldn't be reborn as a handsome composer.
Aber Lichthausengof are you German by chance, reason I ask is your name it sounds German and secondly Germans are amazing at mechanics (Stereotyping I know im sorry)
Franz Liszt lol
Franz Liszt who is the composer?
youre a middle aged peasant tending to his sheep when you see a huge metal cube roll into the village. the nearby garrison charges at it, but two hatches open on the cube and slaughter the soldiers with one volley of cannonfire. another hatch opens, and a small vehicle charges out, holding the largest explosive you've ever seen. the thing zooms over to your house, unveils a flamethrower, and burns it to the ground, then blasts the ashes to the sky. a final hatch opens on the cube, revealing a dense and massive catapult, which chucks another gigantic explosive into the nearby fort. as you lay dying next to your sheep from the shock wave, you wonder if god really intended for this to happen.
No. No he did not
That's a headcannon if I ever saw one.
Then the entire thing fucking explodes
That would make for a good movie
god: suk to be yu, mhh? interest in eternal live? live lik that fo 60 mor years. FOR ME, DIO.
When the Lego block can’t take the “steping on” anymore.
I couldn’t imagine just witnessing a metal-plated cube rolling up to an army and completely decimating it like it was transforming to the needs of the scenario before their eyes
How to spot an engineering major.
Crazy Boris Productions With all this talk of engineering, i'm guessing i should've paid more attention in shool...
Aber Lichthausengof yeah, should be in shool :v
Aber Lichthausengof Are you a retired german tiger engineer? That thing was amazing!
I love your channel! Please make a Besiege animation :)
WHAT!? I JUST STARTED WATCHING YOUR VIDEOS AND I FOUND YOU HERE!? OMG
The sheep slaughter zone had to have had the best timing for music
agreed
Yep
Terminater maker meanwhile the giant machine slid forwards 😂
I could dance to a slaughter like that
The music made it sheer madness...
I'll go ahead and kill myself now.
I'm still impressed by this to this day. The fact that it can deploy minicon-like robots is amazing to me
I love this video. It impressed me when I first saw it all those years ago, and it impresses me today. This thing would be tough to build now, much less before advanced controls! The sheer amount of planning that must have gone into this thing is a spectacle. A Besiege masterpiece.
Gotta say, using the bomb to mark where the catapult would throw something is ingenious.
Literally everything in this machine is ingenious
The bomb was already in the catapult, he had to throw it so he can put the cube in it
@@XplosivDS That is the main use as an explosive, but a marker is another very subtle but very nice feature.
"So what this vehicule can't achieve, in the end ?"
-"Failure."
No, because he can fail to fail, so its a failure... (yes this is stupid)
@@a.i.m.f8567 IT WILL FAIL TO FAIL TO FAIL TO FAIL TO FAIL TO FAIL TO FAIL TO FAIL TO FAIL TO FAIL and so on.
Vehicule.... uhm ok
It can decide to fail
@@cjrockband it would've won because it wanted to fail
A true "black box"-like feat of engineering and innovation with exceptional prowess and impeccable calculations
I like the part where the machine engulfs two dozen soldiers and then behind it you can see a trail of blood
it's like all of Leonardo Davinci's invitations rolled up into a big cube
invitations. how come I wasn't invited
Well, he is known for his party planning.
well, he invented a mechanical autom to give roses to people at partisse
Partisse? Is that like a dessert
No I think partisse is a desert served by DaVinci's invitations
I fear no man,
But that thing....
it scares me
"I fear no man"*
@UbermenschMedic XD
MEEEEEEEEDIIIIIIIIIIC! DOCTOR! ahh dear *Hoovy Main* THERE IS NO SAVING YOU FROM THE *THING* THAT WE ALL FEAR THE MOST
ORYP PYRO byRo
I like this reference.
That cube part with the robotic hands grabbing looks straight from a sci-fi movie
The armored car being able to fold in half, just to get the right angle on it's flamethrowers, for the sole purpose of torching a fucker while burning rubber, is one of the most sadistic and badass things I've ever seen. What a way to kill something.
>Be me
>Peasant living in cottage
>See a weird block thing in the distance
>Decide it's probably nothing
>5 minutes later
>Its a war machine
>deargod.jpg
>It throws me a mile from my home
>It grabs me, cooks me alive and puts me in the cube
>I'm used as ammunition to destroy my own cottage
Best part of the vid
Fuck that one peasant in particular.
@@ByZHellas doesnt need to be
@@ByZHellas your a bad format
@@ByZHellas it's a good format
"Sir! The army is too big! What do we do?"
"Detonate it."
"what?!"
"Detonate the C U B E"
“The Cube is too powerful for the enemy to control. If we go, it goes.”
BUT SIR
Did I S T U D D R
"Rejoice men, for we may die, but we'll be taking the enemy forces with us. TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL!"
Was it really necessary though? That army did little to harm the cube, much less pose any actual threat. It was a cool fireworks display though.
Soldier: "My chieftain, the siege is ready. Shall we proceed with the assault?"
Ghengis Khan: "Not yet. Something is missing from our siege machine..."
Soldier:
Ghengis Khan: "Make it play catch with itself."
although it definitely wouldnt fit in the boundary box, imagine this being remade with all the new parts, so that the moment that you start up a level, you can just press a button and it immediately begins using the automaton parts to complete the assigned level
*Some random hatch on the cube pops open
Oh god, what's it going to do this time?
When it opened up and let the humans in...
Richard Gesegnet “nom..... KABLOOEY”
@@majorhavoc5490 i fkin died.
It confused me for a second as he switched to the rc buggy
The machine just pushed on in the background with the party in its mouth. Kaboooom
Accurate
*the cube just opens then turns into a death circle and rolls around after killing everything it acts like everything's fine and goes back to being a cube and dormant for another 20 years after taking all of their souls*
"Sir they deployed their.... cube"
*tear rolls down kings cheek*
"Hold your dear ones, it's all over, no one can save us now"
The most tragic historic novel I've ever read :'(
Hugh Janis They say nothing remained of the castle.
rip everything in cube's path
Still after all these years.. this is one of the Besiege videos of all time, thank you.
I watched this when it came out. I downloaded the game and spent many days trying to replicate the machine, what i made was pretty similar but slightly jankier. It inspired me to become an engineer. Now i have an engineering consultancy firm. Thank you
See kids, this is the literal definition of "too much time on your hands"
Great work tho
"Sir the Russians have taken the capital"
"Very well. It's time"
"You don't mean..."
"Yes. Release the cube"
Carter Pike *leaked hotline Miami cut gameplay*
Oh, that's not what I thought you meant at all
"But sir, the cube is our most valuable troop, but also our most unnecessarily complicated device. are you sure it will be able to do the job?"
Alpha Winter yes it is most able to do it
*releasing the cube in 3....2....1....cube released*
The music brings me back to Tom and Jerry.
And the it so fitting for the sheep slaughtering part.
EXTREMELY impressive. The catapult must've been a nightmare. And all those doors look impossible to put together without the insides exploding unintentionally
When you have the largest keyboard in the world
It took him 63 different keys. Damn. I only have like 78
A regular computer keyboard has 104 keys, but we probably can't use a few of them. Let's be optimistic and say 100 are usable. Then there are the F13-F24 keys, which don't exist on most keyboards but are still recognized by the system. A bit of coding in AutoHotKey and we can access them with something like Ctrl+F3, so that's 112 total. I don't think we can squeeze out any more keys, unless... does this game support gamepads?
You mean cock?
Sobsz I have a small Mac...
Slapilou >Mac
Well, there's your problem.
*A weapon to surpass metal gear*
This is like a medieval arsenal gear
Metal gear cube
Truly..
So how many days has it been? Almost 90?
Metal Cube
I was expecting it to transform into some kind of mech partway through the video, but this is much better
“With all due respect, those arent the design choices we were curious about mr afton”
*This is why man dominates the Earth.*
I don't care lol it was a joke
Stanley Tusek we dominate the globe with cubes
Ambush that's actually true, most structures are cube or rectangular shaped
Ambush Tho most people still hate minecraft even tho its the cubiest cube game in all of human kind.
man can't beat all moskitos x)
moskito rules
"Unnecessarily complicated" is kinda an understatement.
TachankaMain A german build it ... what did you expect? xD
Letum Hey I am german too and german are not always that complicatet.
>complicatet
Obervollpfosten Ja! All of us German's make very fine machinery! For instance the tiger tank during ww2.
+Plumpuss
Oh, what a dumbass, he wrote an english word wrong! He is german so english is not his native language, but who cares?
The holy handgranade if it was a vehicle:
This video fills me with a joy uncomparable to any other I have ever witnessed. The concept of this war machine-an impenetrable, rolling fortress armed to the teeth-is just so fascinating and just squeezes the awe and wonder right out of my fantasy-obsessed brain into a wonder-induced happiness. What an ingenious design! And the car even has an arsenal, too. A plethora of tools to attach to itself within its garage. This is like a dream come true. The catharsis cube. Im giddy.
Ah yes, just how I remember the medieval times
Yeah man they had a giant death cube with self destruction feature
Hahahahaha.
only 940 AD kids can relate
I should know, I was there
@ahmed 07070 that's not a woosh
I never need to watch another Besiege video again.
A Besiege video to surpass all Besiege videos
It's the Besiege Box that can surpass all Besiege levels!
...ummm... sorry to tell you... but there's like over 30 zones now... sorry
@@HelimChimera NOW there's about 57...
Ever since this came out 8 years ago, every now and again I come back and watch this video just to admire the creativity. I can't really explain it but it just is so cool
2:45 the way the machine captures the little knights inside is terrifying
The ultimate middle finger: Using your corpse to destroy your house.
After cutting the guy apart with a sawblade, running him over 8 times, grabbing him, smearing his face against the ground while scorching his ass and then load him in a machine to be dispensed by a catapult to destroy his own home like low budget ammunition.
My dog frequently does that to me
@@aa01blue38 Also roasting him while it drags his face on the ground
@@aa01blue38 sounds like a danganronpa execution
It's the extra little touches of cruelty that let you know this is German engineering.
I imagine Davinci controlling that box, mowing down the heritics that called him a madman.
he has become what he sought to destroy, a madman
His next move will be to kill the "da vinky?" Brothers
You mean Decaprio? Davinci is the actor....
@@Venmoros no
@@henriquetolentino6181 *Y E S*
Thats a video ive watch a handful of times as a kid and man after all this year im keep coming back
5 years later, and this video (and everything else on your channel) is just as delightful
2:38 those poor soldiers, I can't imagine the horrors they went through stuck inside that cube....
Mobile torture chamber
would have been genius if this would have been a flame chamber
So that’s what being captured by aliens must feel like
2:44
The only thing they went through is a meat grinder
They saw...
Excessiveness in its purest from.
...
Someone finally did it
They made the Batcave
HailtotheKiin yus
HailtotheKiin A mobile Batcave
A mobile batcave that batman could never acomplish.
HailtotheKiin A steampunk medival Besiege Batcave.
More like the "BatBox"
I have no idea why this popped up in my feed 8yrs later, but I’m here for it. Literally never played the game, know of the game, or heck have idea what is going on but YOLO, watched the whole thing. kudos
Ah yes the swiss army cube. The perfect solution to all your pillaging needs.
The Fact that the small cars chamber has an entire arsenal it can arm itself with fascinates me on an entirely new level.
Its like a pitstop lmfao
Ferrari f1 team could learn something from this dude
You wrote the fourth comment on the Josephi Krakowski video.
It's like Thunderbird 2 and its pods. But it's more terrifying and instils fear and dread rather than hope and salvation.
I'm so happy you didn't put a dubstep soundtrack in the background.
You are far from alone
yep
id of liked one
+Yumey66 because you are. 10
RoseIsNotAFlower no because you are 10, see how that doesn't fucking work?
I loved the idea of different kinds of vehicles each one being able to transport the core differently to reach different places
Just realised this is where I learned one of my favourite songs like 4 years back. Thank you war cube, very cool!
This video: _solves each problem in a very aesthetically pleasing and creative way_
Me, an intellectual: _if I spawn enough bombs..._
Pum pum bum
Bombs on wheels lol.
As a wise man once said “it don’t matt’r ‘ow many ‘umies they’z got, if we deploy enuff splodies”
Place three bombs here, and a block there. With any luck I can launch it and destroy everything with my perfectly calculated precision.
If high explosive doesn't solve the problem, your not using enough high explosive.
I watched this video back when besiege was hot on youtube and every few years it somehow ends up back in my reccomended, love it everytime.
I remember watching this as a kid and being absolutely astounded
Yeah same
*Germany Volkswagen headquarters*
"Introducing.... The Volkswagen Cube"
"It's... beautiful, perfecting, state of the art German engineering."
Not enough smoke, can't be a VW....
No matter if Dieselgate or Head Gasket
well, it does look and function exactly like the average wunderwaffe the insane, coked up nazi scientists would build. I mean, the t-1000 rat is basically a huge metal box with too many guns already
I love how the actual fortress just blows up while the little decepticon continues to rampage.
Decepticube
8 years later..here I am again...
Just imagine: A giant metal box shows up on the battlefield. Your army attacks. Suddenly, the door opens a giant contraption comes out and stomps through your comrades' ranks. Thinking it may be a moving base of some sort, your allies rush into the open door before it closes. Imagine the horror as the vehicle moves along and leaves a giant blood smear across the battlefield.
i dont even own beseige why am i watching this
To make you get it
Same lol
+OZXO3 PLAYZ boss kingdom
Causesosome!!!!
cuz
I have a love/hate relationship with this thing.
On the one hand, I love it, because it's amazing.
On the other, I hate it, because I'm not smart enough to make it.
Pretty much myself when it come to mario maker
Mr. Kitty Saves The World I'm not even smart enough to understand it
It's because you're a bronie
Still insanely impressive almost 10 years later, and still 10 times cooler than anything I could cobble together in besiege to date.
This is hillarious. You get my subscribtion.
Stroheim would be proud of this german enginnering
Sekai ecchi !!
They would totally be able to beat the Pillar Men if they had this
Anthonyas 21 is that a motherfucking jojos reference!!!!!!!🍩🗿🌎🇺🇸💋🐌
ZA WARUDO
Is the creator of this German?
Edit: Ok so all I did was check hes name, fuck sakes thats german.
How many keyboards did you need for this
All of them.
Yes
enough for my parents to love me
Too many...
42
9 years later, and this is still the best Besiege video of all time.
That catapult feeding mechanism is absurdly satisfying to look at.
"This... is a box."
"Dear God."
"There's more."
"No....."
._.
Latido Bolt TF2?
I TELEPORTED BREAD
Latido Bolt i have done nothing but using the box for the past 2 days.
"There's more." "What." "A sea cucumber farted on me!
*insert TF2 pun or joke here*