my favorite type of self centered humor is when the silly little joker haha buddy doesn't make it clear whether they hate themselves or are obsessed with themselves
@@lydias376 the American one I'm pretty sure seeks out people who are close but have some tense shit under their bridges that they're trying to bring out lmao, I think a lot of the people are encouraged to be more .. creative too by the showrunners
It's so big and so awful. So much worse than the bacon legs. Even tho they look like open wounds now, you could get another artist to turn them into like a cute breakfast thing. There's nothing you can do about that awful, ugly, giant, spewing emoji.
Makes you think about what they consider worse... did they expect to have gotten a tattoo detailing the unsolved murder of their friend Georgina behind a tescos with the leash of Chelsea's handbag for shagging Janines boyfriend? We will never know.
Hear me out. Take two people who hate each others gutts. Get them together to collaborate on the worst tattoo they can imagine, understand the assumption one of them will get the tattoo. Then have them battle in gladiatorial style combat. The loser has to get the tattoo.
Counter idea, take two people who hate eachothers guts. Put them in a room together to collab on the worst tattoo imaginable. Put them in a room with a therapist, and then set them up on a date. If They fall in love or become best friends they recollab on a good tattoo, and if they dont learn to accept eachother they stick to the bad tattoo. Either way, they must still have a gladiatorial style battle... It is either a heartbreaking enemies to star-crossed lovers, or the action packed story of two who could never be friends.
orrr you could have two people who hate each other design tattoos that they think are for the other person but turns out it was for them… that would be so bad
Jordan’s channel reminds me of when my sister would record slime reviewing videos on my dads phone and thank imaginary viewers for 1 million subscribers and announce her tour dates, in a good way
I'm so sorry but that's so funny. My sister used to do that with her own phone and actually uplaod the videos on youtube and send the links to her friends so they'd like and comment on her videos 💀 she got caught eventually and mom made her delete all the videos.
The idea of wanting to tattoo a slur on someone is interesting “Hi guys I’m on the show with my best friend that I’ve known since the second grade and I’m going to put a slur on the bridge of her nose”
Jordan is so lovely. This is the kind of personality and energy that’s so warm you want to curl up in front of it like a fire. I love when people have such healthy self esteem their observations of the world give you hope. Thank you, love. You’re a gem.
@@dizzylilthing Oh, wow. I did not know that could happen. That sounds like a more complicated surgery than mine since I barely got appendicitis the morning I got my appendix out.
@@stuffedbrains It basically just meant the incision in my belly button was really wide. I had the symptoms for about a week before I called the ambulance on Wednesday morning
i will never doubt the power of banter ever again holy shit. I feel like one of those girls could have nuked the other's parent's house and the other would have just been like "I was expecting you to do so much worse lol"
Kept seeing everyone talking about “the nook” and I finally looked around the background. My heart literally leapt into my throat when I saw Dolly in the darkest corner of the room 😭
the only other time I’ve seen this show not end up with the participants in tears was when two girls went on as best friends and used their tattoos to confess to each other, it was very wholesome
I hope Jordan finds the episode of this where it's two girls and one of them gets the other a tat of a flower growing or something because of how strong she is and she asks if they can start dating 😭😭 it's such a sweet episode fr
the presence of Dolly Parton in the nook didn't phase me at all originally, i had to go back and go "hold on she wasn't there before" Also she's a busy woman Jordan, let her go please.
i was just wondering what i should watch while drinking my late night tea and then this was posted! thanks for knowing and keeping in mind my tea drinking schedules jordan- much appreciated. and great viddy as always
I always think I have lots of time to watch a Jordan Adika video and then it takes twice the video's runtime to watch 'cause I keep doubling back and rewatching bits that made me laugh.
Dolly Parton scared the shit outta me right before you pointed her out. I went to her Highschool, I'm from her home town, one of the realist OGs in existence.
jordan’s videos are so strange and I absolutely love every second. I crave new things and jordan’s videos are always something new and entertaining so I never get tired of them❤️❤️
"...Until I (Jesus) moved the boulder out of the way or whatever... and than I fought Zeus or something... I dunno, I didn't finish the book; the ending was spoiled for me." 😆 Now that's a Bible I can get behind.
Every time I see you make a new post about a game show, I pin all my hopes on ‘Naked Attraction,’ but I have yet to be rewarded. Please Jordan, American audiences must experience this show, and you’re the man for the job! 🙏🏽
because of my killings edit: i forgot to say that the bacon tattoo is the worst by far, it legitimately looks like she had third degree burns on her legs and now they're just open wounds, i gasped when i saw them omfg i hope it looks better healed up
WAIT who remembers that show where they let like toxic partners pick tattoos for each other and then they would always pick something awful like “i have a small dick and I cheated” and then they would break up 😭😭 I need Jordan to react to this
DOLLYS IN THE NOOK?! That makes me feel so much better. You know u got a real one watchin ur back with her in the nook for ya. Dolly for the win. • Bawk bawk awhoo
The Nook reminds me of eddy burback's Mystery Door. except the Mystery Door could just be, like, a closet or smth, whereas The Nook is how jordan enters The Backrooms to find The Creature which gives him his daily dose of dopamine in exchange for a piece of jordan's soul every time. The Nook is also how The Creature finds jordan to propose new video ideas and collect on debts of soul when jordan reacts to too many tiktoks in one 24 hour period. (i'm sorry to expose this jordan, i just had to say something to reassure the people)
jordan is such an abstract concept of a man
THIS
truly an enigma only viewable in the digital form, I suppose that’s why there’s no accounts of him outside of the screen
But a very normal concept of a god
Yes this is by far the best way to describe him
i was thinking of a way to describe his energy and woop there it is!
I love how Jordan calls himself a terrible person then proceeds to call himself Jesus later in the video
The duality of man
Foreshadowing
my favorite type of self centered humor is when the silly little joker haha buddy doesn't make it clear whether they hate themselves or are obsessed with themselves
they cancel each other out so he's just normal now
Makes sense if Jesus and the Old Testament god are one and the same lol. Guy was a d*ckhead.
please free Dolly Parton from the nook, she’s done nothing wrong
or the opposite, put dolly behind the bed frame
What do you mean there is nothing and nobody in the nook
bro there's nothing in the nook don't worry about it
maybe she’s there to protect jordan from whatever else may lurk in the nook…….
I dont see what you are talking about? Just jordan doing a regular video.
“thank you to the entire *country* of asia” i take pride in having such intellectual content creators that i look up to so dearly
that the joke! :)
The entire state of Asia.
i live on asia street!!
I'm so lucky to live on the planet of Asia
Asia is the reservation I live on actually
how can you expect worse than a 12 by 8 inch puking emoji splayed across your back 😭😭
@@lydias376 the American one I'm pretty sure seeks out people who are close but have some tense shit under their bridges that they're trying to bring out lmao, I think a lot of the people are encouraged to be more .. creative too by the showrunners
@@boojersey13 absolutely it’s brutal
It's so big and so awful. So much worse than the bacon legs. Even tho they look like open wounds now, you could get another artist to turn them into like a cute breakfast thing. There's nothing you can do about that awful, ugly, giant, spewing emoji.
It's actually kind of reassuring to have Dolly in the nook, like she's safeguarding us. Thanks Jordan
Thank you Jordan. Thank you Mama Dolly.
Agreed
What r u talking abt? There’s nothing in the nook…?
@@rolo0o there's a cutout of dolly I believe right in the corner next to the door behind Jordan
@@justine4581 yeah ik I was joking bc Jordan was saying there’s nothing in the nook lol
These girls are just... so chill with each other it's uncanny.
Makes you think about what they consider worse... did they expect to have gotten a tattoo detailing the unsolved murder of their friend Georgina behind a tescos with the leash of Chelsea's handbag for shagging Janines boyfriend? We will never know.
Yeah holy shit
ASIA IS A CONTIENT NOT COUNTRY!!!
@@ItsJC-gu3jz continent*
@@ItsJC-gu3jz He was joking lol
Hear me out. Take two people who hate each others gutts. Get them together to collaborate on the worst tattoo they can imagine, understand the assumption one of them will get the tattoo. Then have them battle in gladiatorial style combat. The loser has to get the tattoo.
Counter idea, take two people who hate eachothers guts. Put them in a room together to collab on the worst tattoo imaginable. Put them in a room with a therapist, and then set them up on a date. If They fall in love or become best friends they recollab on a good tattoo, and if they dont learn to accept eachother they stick to the bad tattoo. Either way, they must still have a gladiatorial style battle... It is either a heartbreaking enemies to star-crossed lovers, or the action packed story of two who could never be friends.
@@Sadie-rai I don't know... is it interesting enough for reality TV?
@@nicolem3215 perhaps not reality tv but I sure would watch it (mostly for the death battle)
@@Sadie-rai I get that. I'd watch it too tbh
orrr you could have two people who hate each other design tattoos that they think are for the other person but turns out it was for them… that would be so bad
That last mother daughter combo was a breath of fresh air coming off of EVERY other tattoo show
Big shout out to the entire country of Europe for Jordan and his perfect concept of geography.
country?
I feel like if you've watched enough of this video you get the joke, if you don't get the joke I implore you to watch again and maybe Google Continent
Think you mean the city of England mate
Jordan’s channel reminds me of when my sister would record slime reviewing videos on my dads phone and thank imaginary viewers for 1 million subscribers and announce her tour dates, in a good way
I'm so sorry but that's so funny. My sister used to do that with her own phone and actually uplaod the videos on youtube and send the links to her friends so they'd like and comment on her videos 💀 she got caught eventually and mom made her delete all the videos.
@@رزيئة that's so sad
It's gotten to the pooint that when he does (inevitably) get 1 million subscribers, he is gonna start thanking the viewers for 1 billion subscribers
The idea of wanting to tattoo a slur on someone is interesting
“Hi guys I’m on the show with my best friend that I’ve known since the second grade and I’m going to put a slur on the bridge of her nose”
When your British accent is so intense that even a British person can't imitate it convincingly
You know I always was pretty suspicious of the nook, but now that you say something, I think it’s perfectly fine, no questions asked!
There should be a group chat for all the people who watch late night Jordan Adika
This comment section is the group chat ig
hi it's literally 1 am where I live can I join the late night jordan club
@@vivianlessthan3 it's 430 for me rn
homies where are we joining
I watch him super early in the morning when I'm getting ready for the day, I'm not a morning person so it helps a lot.
I'm staying up late and anxious, seeing this gives me a little mood lift when I was just doomscrolling before
Hey mate, remember to stay hydrated during your anxious scrolling
Froggy is right! A snack is also a good idea while anxious scrolling. The world is easier to deal with when you have a snack.
Same here :,)
Its good to know we arent alone
doomscrolling ✨
Same hello fellow anxious babies
never get tired of hearing “tah-oo”
I do I don't know why but that accent just feels like they're dumb, like a british valley girl accent
‘Aa ‘oo
Jordan is so lovely. This is the kind of personality and energy that’s so warm you want to curl up in front of it like a fire. I love when people have such healthy self esteem their observations of the world give you hope. Thank you, love. You’re a gem.
Jordan bluring his feet was the best part of this episode
It's nice to see you enjoying some positivity.
Jordan I got my appendix out the other day and I'm feeling really out of it. Can I be in the nook for a bit since there's clearly nothing there?
sure thing just be careful haha just kidding there's nothing to be afraid of lol but seriously be careful
I also got my appendix out recently and I hope you recover as quickly as I did.
@@stuffedbrains Mine folded and went into my intestines so it's mostly just pain, no infection or anything. thank you!
@@dizzylilthing Oh, wow. I did not know that could happen. That sounds like a more complicated surgery than mine since I barely got appendicitis the morning I got my appendix out.
@@stuffedbrains It basically just meant the incision in my belly button was really wide. I had the symptoms for about a week before I called the ambulance on Wednesday morning
“Jesus died for our sins”
NO SPOILERS I HAVEN’T FINISHED IT YET
Ugh, how have you not finished it, it came out a millennia ago /j
i will never doubt the power of banter ever again holy shit. I feel like one of those girls could have nuked the other's parent's house and the other would have just been like "I was expecting you to do so much worse lol"
Kept seeing everyone talking about “the nook” and I finally looked around the background.
My heart literally leapt into my throat when I saw Dolly in the darkest corner of the room 😭
Nothin like a late night Jordan Adika upload
Honestly
Girl what time is it there
@@corgisrus8643 12:17 where I’m at
@@RikkiLove0317 yooo we in the same time zone
Jordan out here still on Bri'ish time, posting at 5AM for some reason 😹
the only other time I’ve seen this show not end up with the participants in tears was when two girls went on as best friends and used their tattoos to confess to each other, it was very wholesome
I hope Jordan finds the episode of this where it's two girls and one of them gets the other a tat of a flower growing or something because of how strong she is and she asks if they can start dating 😭😭 it's such a sweet episode fr
Vegeta Adika goes hard and I home that becomes at least your kids nickname!
Even with the warning about the nook, she scared me whenever you leaned to the side.
the presence of Dolly Parton in the nook didn't phase me at all originally, i had to go back and go "hold on she wasn't there before"
Also she's a busy woman Jordan, let her go please.
I think late night Jordan is my favorite Jordan
At least until he uploads a daytime Jordan video. Then he’s my favorite.
Jordan is my favorite
The correct opinion
What about midday Jordan?!
@@lydias376 Ooo good point
i was just wondering what i should watch while drinking my late night tea and then this was posted! thanks for knowing and keeping in mind my tea drinking schedules jordan- much appreciated. and great viddy as always
@PishP0n tulsi:)
I always think I have lots of time to watch a Jordan Adika video and then it takes twice the video's runtime to watch 'cause I keep doubling back and rewatching bits that made me laugh.
vegeta adika is a sick name ngl
i won't lie... i jumped several times during this bc of the damn nook.
This is such a great way to start my Sunday. I love a reference to the Bible Fandom. Love these head cannons for my man JC.
10:56 the way his face changes 😂
Dolly Parton scared the shit outta me right before you pointed her out. I went to her Highschool, I'm from her home town, one of the realist OGs in existence.
jordan’s videos are so strange and I absolutely love every second. I crave new things and jordan’s videos are always something new and entertaining so I never get tired of them❤️❤️
glass raised
Your such a good parent I don’t know how you do it
son raised
town razed
you always seem so lost and it’s makes me very entertained
British people be wylin
Thanks to the entire country of Asia, really love you Daddy Asia
@@lillymae28 it’s a bit smart, is it not? it gets a lot of comments talking about it, although that might’ve not been the intention
Vegeta Adika has a good sound to it, though. Just a really pleasant collection of syllables
I feel like I need a gummy and a margarita to fully appreciate this man's saucy commentary
Ohhhhh, Dolly's in the nook...
the blurring on his feet when he rolled away im DEAD
I genuinely had no idea what you were saying for the entirety of the video but I liked your little British murmurs, 10/10
I watched this entire video and still have no idea what you were talking about lol
all the accents made me lose ankle hair
I’m a new watcher of Jordan but have followed other commentary channels and he has quickly risen to the top of the list! Keep it up!
1:34 "the entire *country* of Asia" 💀💀💀
“I’m gonna tattoo my face right over your face” had me in stitches.
"...Until I (Jesus) moved the boulder out of the way or whatever... and than I fought Zeus or something... I dunno, I didn't finish the book; the ending was spoiled for me."
😆 Now that's a Bible I can get behind.
Jordan’s videos are so delightfully unhinged. Truly healing.
Great now im going to be stimming the big brother announcer accent all day. TY lad.
“Listen Vegeta…” 🤣
rly needed an update rn, ily jordan every update makes me so happy
12:49 to 13:11 sounded like a Jeremy from Peep Show monologue 😭
raising my bottle of water after my first US bar outing on my golden 21st bday. may your youtube video sober me up so I can sleep tonight
Aww. Finally a game show designed to give people the opportunity to hurt each other has a happy ending.
Every time I see you make a new post about a game show, I pin all my hopes on ‘Naked Attraction,’ but I have yet to be rewarded. Please Jordan, American audiences must experience this show, and you’re the man for the job! 🙏🏽
The first two were legends, I aspire to that level of being unbothered.
This is such a good video GOOD JOB JORDAN
you can't just drop "proud boy Quagmire" into my mindscape like that
The breakdancing at the end matches the essence of my soul
Thank you for the amazing content good sir
youtube: how British do you want your content?
Jordan: BAKIN LEGS
because of my killings
edit: i forgot to say that the bacon tattoo is the worst by far, it legitimately looks like she had third degree burns on her legs and now they're just open wounds, i gasped when i saw them omfg i hope it looks better healed up
something about jordans videos late at night really hit different
I realized the other day, if Jordan became a rapper his name would be Jordan Etc…
This man Jordan Adika posted a video at 1 am.. florida time just for me to watch it when I woke up at 4am….. yo…
WAIT who remembers that show where they let like toxic partners pick tattoos for each other and then they would always pick something awful like “i have a small dick and I cheated” and then they would break up 😭😭 I need Jordan to react to this
how far is tattoo far
@@SuperVixen18 YESS with Snooki as one of the hosts
@@alittlefrog2395 SNOOKI LMAOAOISOAO
DOLLYS IN THE NOOK?!
That makes me feel so much better. You know u got a real one watchin ur back with her in the nook for ya.
Dolly for the win.
• Bawk bawk awhoo
this is the worst game of "guess what i'm drawing on your back" ever
i was so surprised by how beautiful and sweet the butterfly flower tattoo was i love these women
Every time Jordan releases a video I know I’m gonna laugh. I love Jordan’s sense of humor so much!
The roof is not my son, but I will raise it
not him blurring out his feet lmao
i love how he’s dancing and Dolly has fire across and in her eyes
child raised. theyve gone to fight god
2:51 omg I'm eating lunch while watching and this almost made me choke laughing LMAO why is Vegeta an actually cool name though.
"Immune to the bantonio" incredible
the reactions at 8:05 put me on the floor everytime lmao
Jousting Jokers sounds like a medieval cover band
“my money doth not jiggle jiggle, it foldeth”
“when i was a young lad my father tooketh me into the city, to see the marching band”
“i knoweth Victoria’s secret, and maiden thou would not believeth. For it is an old lad in ohio, making money off of maidens like me”
“hes a skater lad, he sayeth see you later lad”
im out of song ideas and adhd power
dolly jump scared me a few times
Ugh. Fine, Jordan. I'll stay up even later to watch your new video.
This was literally me
It's been really wonderful watching you grow and find your feet as a youtuber, Jordan!
LIVING for the british content
damn bro i did not need that monologue at the end jfc
The Nook reminds me of eddy burback's Mystery Door. except the Mystery Door could just be, like, a closet or smth, whereas The Nook is how jordan enters The Backrooms to find The Creature which gives him his daily dose of dopamine in exchange for a piece of jordan's soul every time. The Nook is also how The Creature finds jordan to propose new video ideas and collect on debts of soul when jordan reacts to too many tiktoks in one 24 hour period.
(i'm sorry to expose this jordan, i just had to say something to reassure the people)
i just lifted my 21 pound dark haired dog son into the sky ty and my 65 pound three legged thrrasher has raised a mighty salute ty
Ahhh yes something to satisfy before bed lol ily Jordan 🥲
It's like a midnight snack but better
you really spilled with this one. live laugh love
jordan is an amazing man of a maze
Us Geordies are BUILT DIFFERENT, gan on!!!!!
DOLLY PARTON SCARED ME
I can’t get over how big and colourful that emoji is. The bacon looks foul too I’m… dead inside
Jesus christ the nook literally startled me
not to alarm you, but there's a lady behind you