Alpha Tips & Tricks (w/ Danny Gonzalez)

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    go watch our video on Danny’s channel! • Animated Stories With ...
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  • @thechadx2
    @thechadx2  2 ปีที่แล้ว +4597

    check out Raycon at buyraycon.com/chadchad for 15% off!

    • @fairi3sfor3ver
      @fairi3sfor3ver 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    • @iitocadragon1213
      @iitocadragon1213 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      so aesthetic

    • @dasanip.w.9661
      @dasanip.w.9661 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Please Alpha my Podcast 😩

    • @Korrin69
      @Korrin69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      BRO YES DANNY COLLAB I NEVER WOULD EXPECT THIS BUT I LOVE ITTTTT!!!!

    • @spoobini
      @spoobini 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Thank god, lost my right raycon, needed a new promo code, more than happy to use yours

  • @Caldella
    @Caldella 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8269

    "You don't want to see the beast that lives inside me." All I can think is this dude has a tapeworm or something. You're 100% right, I don't want to see that.

    • @i_sfc0
      @i_sfc0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      HAHAHA STOP

    • @gmnmd
      @gmnmd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +303

      wormy keeps my figure snatched x

    • @smolpuppers9354
      @smolpuppers9354 ปีที่แล้ว +217

      That tapeworm gotta keep the grind up. The true definition of sigma male 😎.

    • @xiaorina
      @xiaorina ปีที่แล้ว +55

      i am sobbing

    • @leahflower9924
      @leahflower9924 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      But he's right we don't wanna see his beast yikes 🙈

  • @reginagmc8655
    @reginagmc8655 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31304

    The funniest thing about the quote "We should love, not fall in love, because everything that falls, gets broken" being used by alphas is that it's a Taylor Swift quote, so clearly being an alpha makes you a Swiftie.

    • @lugoorstar
      @lugoorstar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3565

      well you gotta have pretty high Alpha level to understand Taylor Swift's lyrics.

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1329

      @@lugoorstar *goat scream* TROUBLE,TROUBLE, TROUBLE
      I understand this so well that I think I've hit Peak Sigma at this point

    • @akshitaemani
      @akshitaemani 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1300

      Wrong. Being a Swiftie makes thee an alpha

    • @augustttttttttt
      @augustttttttttt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1049

      being a swiftie immediately throws you to the top of the Alpha chart

    • @Idontknow-th9iq
      @Idontknow-th9iq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +742

      "I'd be leader, I'd be an alpha type..."

  • @koiran_liha
    @koiran_liha ปีที่แล้ว +5706

    the “sculpting a woman out of clay” bit is so funny to me bc there was a whole greek myth about that, pygmalion and galatea, and the entire point was that pygmalion was a little misogynist who made a woman out of marble who couldn’t talk or do human things and asked aphrodite to bring her to life and he immediately hated it bc now she could talk and do human things. and i feel like pygmalion would become a jesus figure in the alpha male world if they were smart enough.

    • @kaskaskas
      @kaskaskas ปีที่แล้ว +495

      If they could read Greek literature or just any words at all

    • @bisexualblueberry
      @bisexualblueberry ปีที่แล้ว +97

      I love this comment so much omg

    • @koiran_liha
      @koiran_liha ปีที่แล้ว +176

      @@bisexualblueberry i'm glad my constant and endless thoughts on mythology are as entertaining to you as they are to me :]

    • @bisexualblueberry
      @bisexualblueberry ปีที่แล้ว

      @@koiran_liha :)

    • @basghetti-omg
      @basghetti-omg ปีที่แล้ว +170

      they would fall in love with most of greek mythology tbh. especially zeus🤮

  • @idiotharley
    @idiotharley ปีที่แล้ว +1809

    the fact every tweet had at least one misspelled word says everything 😭

    • @julie.m023
      @julie.m023 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      fr lmao 😭😭

    • @ghumashenaa4414
      @ghumashenaa4414 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +94

      only betas care about grammar

    • @RR-on4sk
      @RR-on4sk 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +57

      Including LIBRARY which was hilarious.

    • @GrainneMhaol
      @GrainneMhaol 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      I guess it's like the Nigerian scam, if you make it past the spelling mistakes, you're more likely to buy what they're selling.

    • @coolbrotherf127
      @coolbrotherf127 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      ​@@GrainneMhaolI think it's because the guy who runs the account is from somewhere in India and barely learned how to speak English.

  • @powerpuff4ever
    @powerpuff4ever 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15422

    You two have a such a similar way of talking and formulating jokes but I never realized how well you would work together in a collab

    • @starlit.skiess
      @starlit.skiess 2 ปีที่แล้ว +471

      exactly!!! Because she has this very "cold" and sarcastic energy when she makes jokes, I though that people would take her as mean. it's actually the quite opposite and I'm here for it 🤩

    • @Real_darkwolf7
      @Real_darkwolf7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      I swear if you wasn't married I would see these two together they have so much in common

    • @emilydurkee8664
      @emilydurkee8664 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      MORE COLLAB

    • @kaywee4200
      @kaywee4200 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      How didn't you see it. I knew from the beginning of Chad Chad that she'd get featured by Danny drew or Kurtis. You could just tell.

    • @powerpuff4ever
      @powerpuff4ever 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@kaywee4200 I basically went from watching only men’s commentary channels to only watching women’s commentary channels. This was purely accidental but it pretty much means I don’t think of any of these channels within the context of each other

  • @Vulnresati
    @Vulnresati 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8872

    Chad Chad's toxic Alpha life style really frightened me throughout this whole video. She truly is the most dangerous person in existence

    • @Vulnresati
      @Vulnresati 2 ปีที่แล้ว +306

      Giga Chad Chad

    • @wolfiiu
      @wolfiiu ปีที่แล้ว +42

      i read this exactly as danny said that lmao

    • @simplyplain9157
      @simplyplain9157 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I’m your 123th like

    • @1080_daisuke
      @1080_daisuke ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I would like this but it has 666 likes

    • @Vulnresati
      @Vulnresati ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@1080_daisuke you make me want to cry. That, in my opinion, is kinda cruel. But I will respect your opinion.

  • @jaaykaay
    @jaaykaay ปีที่แล้ว +1561

    *"Tonight I make girlfriend.."*
    - Weird Alpha Guy (2022)

    • @scarletlarvesta
      @scarletlarvesta ปีที่แล้ว +70

      - a lonely caveman

    • @worm2976
      @worm2976 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Fullmetal Alchemist : Alphahood

    • @azhdarchidae66
      @azhdarchidae66 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@worm2976 alpha mist

    • @buzzfeedhater
      @buzzfeedhater ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@worm2976 on-ni chan 🐶

    • @wren_.
      @wren_. 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      -Pygmalion circa 2000 BCE

  • @rubybates6502
    @rubybates6502 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1362

    I love how even though Danny was the bigger youtuber,Chad Chad still managed to make him seem like a little brother that she let collab with her lol

    • @xXAcidBathXx
      @xXAcidBathXx ปีที่แล้ว +212

      It’s her Chad energy

    • @mrfrogkingg
      @mrfrogkingg ปีที่แล้ว +159

      That's why she's Chad x2

    • @Nora-no9gx
      @Nora-no9gx 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +58

      ​@@mrfrogkingg Is she Chad × 2 or Chad²?

    • @mrfrogkingg
      @mrfrogkingg 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +110

      @@Nora-no9gx both. Chad acts the way 2 does. 2×2= 4 and 2²= 4, hence Chad x2= Chad Chad and Chad²= Chad Chad as well.

    • @Nora-no9gx
      @Nora-no9gx 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

      @@mrfrogkingg I see! Thank you for the math lesson. One of the most important I have ever received.

  • @cactustactics
    @cactustactics 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3200

    Alpha summary!
    1) poor because of woman
    2) no money because girlfriend / no girlfriend because money
    3) repressed anger issues
    4) jealousy / discomfort about shirtless men
    5) failed relationship
    6) everyone wants me but I'm an asshole
    7) steal my lady and I'm fine with it actually :3
    8) hey girl check out this putdown
    9) please don't divorce me
    10) Nice Guy revenge arc
    11) loveless relationships
    12) single and NOT ready to mingle thank you very much
    13) fell in love and got hurt
    14) tries to dress like "a man" but insecure about it
    15) I'm kinda out of control, it's bad
    16) hurt by multiple divorces
    17) seriously I'm out of control, I think I'm a danger to society, I have nothing
    Like I know this is the reality for most (?) men who invest so heavily in the "I'm an alpha!!" thing, but damn seeing it all laid out like they're motivational or even aspirational is a trip. There's only 2 of them that aren't like a cry for help, so many feelings on display

    • @draculalalaa
      @draculalalaa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      my stepdad in a nutshell 🤡

    • @adarshvinu3791
      @adarshvinu3791 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your so beta that that most alphas are gay when they see you

    • @brycesumrall7248
      @brycesumrall7248 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Thats why i try to approach these types with compassion.
      I know theyre assholes a lot of the time, and nobody should allow themselves to be treated bad.. Its just so clear to me that these people are in deep pain. A pain they don't know how to deal with so they repress.
      Ridicule and shame isnt going to make them better.
      If only they knew how to recieve love positively and not throw shit back in others faces.

    • @sixk8333
      @sixk8333 2 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      @@brycesumrall7248 no alot of them deserve the shaming cause they know what they're doing is wrong

    • @maximum7790
      @maximum7790 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      thanks for this useful resume ! ill try to apply those advices to my life, ill tell you how it goes!
      xoxo Eric

  • @ganymedexo
    @ganymedexo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2638

    i, a beta male, simply cannot comprehend how good this collab is

    • @yurinoworry
      @yurinoworry 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      ahhh… you must progress to become the Theta male.. then your eyes will be opened…

    • @WhoTookSpecimen
      @WhoTookSpecimen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I can’t wait to become a Ligma male like Steve Jobs

    • @sezzorrickvalchiar2700
      @sezzorrickvalchiar2700 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@WhoTookSpecimen Wait, what's Ligma?

    • @robin9759
      @robin9759 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@sezzorrickvalchiar2700 Joe Mama

    • @TBayJJ
      @TBayJJ 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sezzorrickvalchiar2700 ligma balls lmao get rekt😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
      This is joke pls don't hate me.

  • @EbbermanEmily
    @EbbermanEmily ปีที่แล้ว +1618

    Y'all should collab again so I don't just keep rewatching this video

    • @EbbermanEmily
      @EbbermanEmily ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Respectfully

    • @moistwilliam
      @moistwilliam ปีที่แล้ว +25

      There's a colab of them in Danny's channel if you don't know, it's called "Animated stories with very good nice morals(w/ Chad Chad)"

    • @sillyperson1610
      @sillyperson1610 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@moistwilliam that one’s good but this one is alpha male😎😎

    • @AshStay_
      @AshStay_ 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      YOUR PFP?! ⁉️⁉️😻

  • @socratesl7020
    @socratesl7020 ปีที่แล้ว +3369

    Genuine bi panic while Danny and ChadChad started putting on those tuxes

    • @_sleazy_c
      @_sleazy_c ปีที่แล้ว +652

      genuine lesbian panic when Chad Chad. When. when she

    • @vakarebaranauskaite6691
      @vakarebaranauskaite6691 ปีที่แล้ว +230

      I personally experienced pan panic, but bi panic works too xd

    • @RikkiLove0317
      @RikkiLove0317 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      @@_sleazy_c SAME
      SHE LOOKED SO PRETTY, I JUST

    • @blobfishyesblobfishgood4400
      @blobfishyesblobfishgood4400 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      OH MY GOD ME TOO

    • @mammoneymelon
      @mammoneymelon ปีที่แล้ว +1

      if you reverse bi panic you get nonbinary gender envy. they are literally reflections of each other
      (i got gender envy from them both in suits lol)

  • @toritosc
    @toritosc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4143

    danny saying he put his whole jussy into that push up jump was the funniest thing I have ever seen LMAOOO the two of you have good banter I luv it

    • @MandiSings94
      @MandiSings94 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Yes! I was crying, that was so unexpected 😂

    • @vellamour
      @vellamour 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I fucking died when I heard that

    • @mlokgerm
      @mlokgerm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      God that took me out

    • @juliegeorge3808
      @juliegeorge3808 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This should be pinned.

    • @abyvega8380
      @abyvega8380 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      6:44 timestamp

  • @matti9208
    @matti9208 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4926

    danny saying "I put my whole jussy in that one" had me absolutely screaming omg this is the funniest video I have seen in a while

    • @kitkatz6251
      @kitkatz6251 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I want to like this comment but it’s at 420

    • @pizzabagels9156
      @pizzabagels9156 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      6:44

    • @suqarglass6643
      @suqarglass6643 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      seriously i couldn’t stop laughing the entire time 😭😂

    • @aw3t0psy64
      @aw3t0psy64 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      i thought it said "I put my whole jussy in hell" first time i heard it

    • @daemondoodles
      @daemondoodles 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      SO TRUE i fcking cackled

  • @PeptoAt3AM
    @PeptoAt3AM ปีที่แล้ว +241

    How to be an alpha male:
    Make sure to censor the word “women” (a very vulgar word)
    ALWAYS adjust your suit/tuxedo
    ALWAYS wear sunglasses
    ALWAYS demoralize your partner
    ALWAYS have a briefcase wherever you go
    NEVER show any facial emotion

    • @keiraw7717
      @keiraw7717 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

      ALWAYS MISSPELLE WORDS

    • @goldenaxolotl9718
      @goldenaxolotl9718 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      @@keiraw7717oh yeah almost fergot about that part!

    • @Borealis109
      @Borealis109 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      ALWAYS wear jean everything

    • @minggartroy545
      @minggartroy545 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      You mean.. junglasses?

    • @Ania_Pine
      @Ania_Pine หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@Borealis109jverything

  • @DragonMan-tj3eg
    @DragonMan-tj3eg ปีที่แล้ว +318

    "I failed to maintain a relationship because I don't lie"
    Bro cheated on his girlfriend and tried to spin it into sounding good

    • @damienearl8302
      @damienearl8302 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Basically just them saying "I failed to maintain a relationship because I'm an unlikable person", and somehow painting that as a compliment

  • @EatinPaste
    @EatinPaste 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4184

    Lulling Danny into a false sense of security and then absolutely roasting him barely a minute into the video sure is a hell of a way to earn new subscribers.

  • @breademojiwheatemoji4003
    @breademojiwheatemoji4003 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8373

    “i put my whole jussy in that one” LITERALLY CRYING THAT WAS SO FUNNY

    • @laila5811
      @laila5811 2 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      MY FAVOURTIE LINE EVER

    • @gilded_spark_7022
      @gilded_spark_7022 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Dead 🤣

    • @scrbusaucuparia
      @scrbusaucuparia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      he said it so casually lmao like it took me off guard

    • @joefernandez8008
      @joefernandez8008 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      That made me scream laugh when I first heard it.

    • @mtndewkisser
      @mtndewkisser ปีที่แล้ว +51

      6:44 for anybody who didnt know

  • @Cyberwolf-jb5nz
    @Cyberwolf-jb5nz ปีที่แล้ว +847

    Chad Chad's ability to come up with insults and jokes on the spot is legendary.
    She just says words and they end up being hilarious

  • @theversusverses
    @theversusverses ปีที่แล้ว +105

    they have such big sibling energy

    • @turqussy
      @turqussy ปีที่แล้ว +5

      they remind me of me and my brother

  • @boyonphone5122
    @boyonphone5122 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9300

    idk how many times im gunna say this to myself but yall are like the twins of reacting to weird things online. epic

    • @momomo1312
      @momomo1312 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      What twins I wanna know‼️

    • @mariahhenderson1470
      @mariahhenderson1470 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol

    • @anthropomorphicrabbit866
      @anthropomorphicrabbit866 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@momomo1312 I believe the comment is referencing Chad Chad and Danny

    • @dave-cl6hc
      @dave-cl6hc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      THIS VIDEO IS 👌

    • @user-wn4mq5gj6m
      @user-wn4mq5gj6m 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      ChadChad is the cooler older sibling, Danny could learn a few things!

  • @doggoadexx2680
    @doggoadexx2680 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5695

    I never realized how similar Chad Chad and Danny’s content is until now. They both have their own written introduction. Both make skits based on situations within the content, and are both absolutely hilarious. They’re like genderbend people who met each other

    • @Dinanysos
      @Dinanysos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +280

      But isn't that also true for drew gooden and kurtis Connor

    • @ianbevan40
      @ianbevan40 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      And now GunnarTV being the latest. Really nice to see a subgenre, focused on roasting the tiktok community, blossom and flourish.

    • @truffeltroll6668
      @truffeltroll6668 2 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      Chad is Chad. Danny is less chad

    • @teacupper
      @teacupper 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Right??

    • @viortero9593
      @viortero9593 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      The real Alpha move is not even linking Danny's channel in the description.

  • @calowenby1654
    @calowenby1654 2 ปีที่แล้ว +387

    Chad Chad somehow managing not to laugh while reading, “Your house will stop being paid of,” is the most impressive thing I’ve seen in a while. This is genuinely one of the funniest videos I’ve seen in a while, too.

  • @letsdoodlesomethinghome3404
    @letsdoodlesomethinghome3404 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

    The alpha ideal relationship:
    -Treat your partner like an object
    -Don’t let them own anything
    -make all the money and decisions
    -Other people can’t speak with your ‘object’
    -If they divorce you, you remind them that you have everything and they can’t live without you.
    😂

    • @letsdoodlesomethinghome3404
      @letsdoodlesomethinghome3404 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      It’s kinda funny how ‘alpha’ want to make sure that their partner doesnt own anything so that they’re 100% dependent on them so that their partner can never divorce them. Secure relationship? _sure.._ healthy relationship? *HELL NO*

    • @zakosist
      @zakosist 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@letsdoodlesomethinghome3404 it may not even be a fully secure relationship (and good is that), at least in my country you can get government support to escape from an abusive relationship and still get a home. A former friend of me actually got that. Divorce court could also help. Either way its horribly toxic to want to trap people in that way. And it also shows the person wanting to trap their partner is actually really insecure (opposite of so called "alpha"). If they were genuinely confident they wouldn't be constantly fearing for their partner leaving if they even have the opportunity to do so, and cant handle it well when they do leave. But that insecurity is absolutely not an excuse.

    • @user-nb6zn3ej3s
      @user-nb6zn3ej3s หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Just file a restraining order against any alpha ex partner you

  • @kit7kat6
    @kit7kat6 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9049

    I can't believe how fast Chad Chads channel blew up, it's only a year old and she's already getting so much recognition. she completely deserves it tho

    • @misterbreezeoftharedpillma1710
      @misterbreezeoftharedpillma1710 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      🤦

    • @green_tea2922
      @green_tea2922 2 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      @@misterbreezeoftharedpillma1710 what

    • @Mai_mna
      @Mai_mna 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      @@misterbreezeoftharedpillma1710 what's wrong bro?

    • @Mai_mna
      @Mai_mna 2 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      She deserves more tbh, can't wait till she hits 1 mil 💪🏽😎

    • @hagelslag9312
      @hagelslag9312 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Totally deserved.

  • @salem-01
    @salem-01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14165

    This isn’t the collaboration we deserved, but it’s the one we needed.

    • @michaelhaydenbell
      @michaelhaydenbell 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Is it required for somebody make this comment when people collaborate, and are we supposed to think it's cool every time?

    • @SadGirlCoven
      @SadGirlCoven 2 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      @@michaelhaydenbell just because you asked that, yes.

    • @0LavenderAndHoney0
      @0LavenderAndHoney0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      @Professionally Correct actually yes. It is a requirement under federal law, and not abiding by this law will result in fines of up to $100,000 plus a prison sentence of over 30 years. Its also a requirement to leave snarky comments no one asked for so you’ve meet that requirement for us

    • @goosegoose5737
      @goosegoose5737 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I literally just wrote a similar comment on the video on Danny’s channel 😭

    • @giovannamautone
      @giovannamautone 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@michaelhaydenbell no, we are supposed to be assholes everytime someone does this joke. That is the rule.

  • @mochi_aster
    @mochi_aster ปีที่แล้ว +63

    6:07 how did this escalate so quickly 💀

  • @momplspickmeupimscared
    @momplspickmeupimscared 2 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    I lost it at "jeanitalia" 😂 you guys are an awesome duo

  • @3bellam
    @3bellam 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8878

    y'all are TOO funny together. It feels like I'm with my group of friends making the same joke over and over and laughing more each time. I love the energy so much

    • @johannahellmich4908
      @johannahellmich4908 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Same!

    • @canarychoked
      @canarychoked 2 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      YEAH!! the ipad and jean jokes made me cackle every time :DD

    • @victoriaramirez4777
      @victoriaramirez4777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      They should start a TH-cam channel together, or maybe her Danny, kurtis, and drew can do a podcast or just a joint channel

    • @lexiann9858
      @lexiann9858 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Yes. But sometimes you have to be careful bc you never know when they will start to record from their tablet while looking down at us beta's

    • @macyalkema1512
      @macyalkema1512 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was literally gonna go and text this exact thing until I saw this comment

  • @karutaro1776
    @karutaro1776 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6922

    I didn’t expect this, but I already love it lmao- this collab is REALLY good.

    • @TheCamSays
      @TheCamSays 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Not the collaboration we wanted, but the collaboration we needed.

    • @mayhasgonemad
      @mayhasgonemad 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I agree

    • @meow7862
      @meow7862 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      now she gotta do a collab with drew

    • @No-uf8xp
      @No-uf8xp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yes omg I had the dumbest smile on my face when I saw the notification I love this lmao

    • @MustAvoidScurvy
      @MustAvoidScurvy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Very really good, I would say!

  • @myinternetname
    @myinternetname ปีที่แล้ว +138

    I can't believe it's been 10 months since this video came out. Truly a timeless piece of art

  • @ELBOWW-MACARONI33xz
    @ELBOWW-MACARONI33xz ปีที่แล้ว +128

    0:13 “Say hi, Danny”
    “Hi Danny”
    💀

    • @Willow_498
      @Willow_498 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Omg hi!

  • @dingusbingus24
    @dingusbingus24 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2704

    this collab ruined my life
    i recently caught myself a new girlfriend, (used up my last master ball and everything) and i sat down to look for videos on how to be more alpha for her. Just then, my girlfriend walked in the room, glancing at my screen, seeing these two gorgeous alpha male hunks in one video, and vanished. No one ever saw her again, and since i was the last person to be seen with her, they assumed i had murdered her or something. Looking back on everything that happened 2 minutes ago, i realize that if only i had been more of an alpha male, then i wouldn't have had to look for tips to be less beta, stumbling upon this video, and losing the only girl i had managed to catch. And also being framed for murder, but that happens to everyone, even the alphas.
    update: i caught a ditto, all is well

  • @kinziehunter4080
    @kinziehunter4080 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8517

    I literally died laughing when Danny said “how can the divorce be my fault when I have never even talked to them” 😂😂😂

  • @generalshenanigans1703
    @generalshenanigans1703 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    5:19 ah yes, a nice guy. You know how nice dudes are like that, threatening financial abuse

  • @maracaisse
    @maracaisse 2 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    I love how Danny maintained the same facial expression throughout the entire push up jump

    • @Borealis109
      @Borealis109 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What, possessed?

  • @jevilcore
    @jevilcore 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4769

    “I put my whole JUSSY into that one” made me laugh so hard I got a headache

    • @missallielynn
      @missallielynn ปีที่แล้ว +213

      Do you need a Jadvil?

    • @aarasko
      @aarasko ปีที่แล้ว +184

      you might need some jibuprofen

    • @parkerknight8738
      @parkerknight8738 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      Jeanaminophen works really well for headaches.

    • @obviously_phoebe
      @obviously_phoebe ปีที่แล้ว +86

      jame jmao

    • @gayjayy
      @gayjayy ปีที่แล้ว +90

      *jeadache

  • @Esther-jg1qg
    @Esther-jg1qg ปีที่แล้ว +47

    5:14 are we meant to believe that the person tweeting this considers himself successful

  • @daedalus6796
    @daedalus6796 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I'm not sure anyone could reach the levels of Alpha that someone who has Chad twice as a name.

  • @sandra14693
    @sandra14693 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14147

    The continuous Jean jokes genuinely make me laugh every single time and I’ve watched this video about 5 times

    • @kyransawhill6650
      @kyransawhill6650 2 ปีที่แล้ว +357

      The jean jokes in this and the bookmark jokes in their other video.

    • @sandra14693
      @sandra14693 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@kyransawhill6650 same lmaoo

    • @alexanderk.6869
      @alexanderk.6869 2 ปีที่แล้ว +214

      jokes (jean jokes)

    • @misterbreezeoftharedpillma1710
      @misterbreezeoftharedpillma1710 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🙄

    • @somnolentCyanide
      @somnolentCyanide 2 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      “i put my whole jussy in that one”
      “my jeans and my jorts and my jandals”

  • @mirrorball_12
    @mirrorball_12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1958

    This collab gives me LIFE,' Hi Danny' mixed with A TWINGE OR CRINGE is heaven ✨✨
    I hope this video helped with Danny's alphaness 🙌

    • @idontknow2469
      @idontknow2469 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      What a sad comment section 😔

    • @pencil_boiii9230
      @pencil_boiii9230 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ITLL MAKE DANNY GROW A BEARD!!!🫢

    • @WhoTookSpecimen
      @WhoTookSpecimen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@pencil_boiii9230 NOO WAY!!1!1!1!1 Next thing you know he’s gonna grow a suit

    • @blueboozle774
      @blueboozle774 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Agreed

  • @kyler_smith
    @kyler_smith ปีที่แล้ว +147

    You should do more stuff with Danny if possible.

  • @aakk4568
    @aakk4568 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1764

    You guys have the kind of chemistry that would make Drew jealous.

    • @Dajopa-is-here
      @Dajopa-is-here 2 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      why would drew be jealous? isn't he already in the video?

    • @star7689
      @star7689 2 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      @@Dajopa-is-here nah that's Kurtis in the video

    • @sunnyquan9540
      @sunnyquan9540 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@star7689 wait what that’s not drew??

    • @firrredogfoodnyckikmeatjim3020
      @firrredogfoodnyckikmeatjim3020 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@sunnyquan9540 it’s Kurtis

    • @HurricaneNova
      @HurricaneNova 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      why is drew kurtis gonzalez jealous that he has the kind of chemistry with chad chad?

  • @Moon-uc7vs
    @Moon-uc7vs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1766

    the collab no one asked for but we definitely needed

    • @nctsgrass
      @nctsgrass 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      And I just saw its two videos?? Also a different collab one on Danny's channel we are very well fed today

    • @littleloser8072
      @littleloser8072 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      no we been asking for this

    • @cheses.
      @cheses. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      NO ONE ASKED FOR?!

    • @umm199
      @umm199 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I did

    • @Seniormints7
      @Seniormints7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      BET no one asked for it🤣

  • @lemonhead5926
    @lemonhead5926 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    6:33 I know this is why your here-

  • @quinnquinnquinn12312
    @quinnquinnquinn12312 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    There’s nothing I want more than another Chad Chad Danny collab

  • @KypForPresident
    @KypForPresident 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2495

    a colab with Danny feels like Chad arrived in the big leagues. Wich she deservers. I absolutly love her bone dry humor. Glad she is gaining more attention

    • @Tylertheslur
      @Tylertheslur 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@misterbreezeoftharedpillma1710 why are you here then?

    • @cceerrs
      @cceerrs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Tylertheslur I think it's a bot, they're replying to everyone with emojis - maybe just report spam?

    • @misterbreezeoftharedpillma1710
      @misterbreezeoftharedpillma1710 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Tylertheslur why are YOU here then?

    • @misterbreezeoftharedpillma1710
      @misterbreezeoftharedpillma1710 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cceerrs this video and the dumbass comments like yours in it are the REAL spam that needs to be reported if anything or didn't you know that?

    • @hankhill8688
      @hankhill8688 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      i’m so proud *sniff*

  • @sadies8478
    @sadies8478 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5829

    You guys need a whole podcast together this was genuinely the funnest and funniest video I have seen in a long time.

    • @infinitespinalsurgeryglitch
      @infinitespinalsurgeryglitch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      "funnest" will be a new word i will be using from now on thank you sadie s

    • @Catwithcowboycat
      @Catwithcowboycat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      YES PLEASE!

    • @CheerUp2
      @CheerUp2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I absolutely agree there back and forth banter was amazing

    • @ashikjaman1940
      @ashikjaman1940 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      I'd watch them talk about Jussy for an hour

    • @-vixxie-758
      @-vixxie-758 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@ashikjaman1940 jagina

  • @EJones-st9ld
    @EJones-st9ld 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    It's the cencoring the word "woman" in every tweet for me.

  • @Allmyloving683
    @Allmyloving683 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    7:19 pov: Vecna got you

  • @bananasauz4337
    @bananasauz4337 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5198

    The fact that Chad has made a collab with Danny before even breaching the 1 mil subscriber mark speaks to how compatible her style of content and humor are to the rest of the commentary community. I think it's safe to say she'll be sticking around for a while.

    • @nonamejenkins3293
      @nonamejenkins3293 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Uh.. Yeah, I sure hope she does!

    • @Nr.1JoyFan
      @Nr.1JoyFan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Its 1 mil subs now😌👏

    • @the.ultimate.potato
      @the.ultimate.potato 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Nr.1JoyFan yes :D

    • @unoriginalpersonALT
      @unoriginalpersonALT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      she went from 100k to 1 mill in literally under a year holy fuck

    • @kaitlynkuz
      @kaitlynkuz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@unoriginalpersonALT fr, I’m so glad she’s become popular

  • @carolle9113
    @carolle9113 2 ปีที่แล้ว +519

    We all know Chad Chad is the real alpha

  • @m.ia.
    @m.ia. ปีที่แล้ว +56

    6:00 omfg i started WHEEZING THAT WAS SO FUNNY

  • @aspeneyes9545
    @aspeneyes9545 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    7:02 i beg to differ
    bouncy balls fall and then bounce right back so

  • @HimanXK
    @HimanXK 2 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    I think Danny caused psychological damage when he said "jussy"

    • @Celestial.Fantasy
      @Celestial.Fantasy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I took 69 psychic damage from that

    • @nicki___
      @nicki___ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      he put his whole jussy into that joke :(

    • @whalesharkgirI
      @whalesharkgirI 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah guys don’t be mean he put his entire jussy into the that

  • @tacticalmisandrist
    @tacticalmisandrist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +675

    Danny saying “I just put my whole jussy into that” in passing, while out of breath is the best omfg

    • @DiamantisHell
      @DiamantisHell 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      took me tf out i love him

    • @edithputhy4948
      @edithputhy4948 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I think danny talking about his jussy is my new kink👁👄👁

    • @JasminMiettunen
      @JasminMiettunen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I don’t bother liking videos usually but that got an instant like lmao

    • @liadeindadani6913
      @liadeindadani6913 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Time stamp?😗

    • @paigeduffin4420
      @paigeduffin4420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@liadeindadani6913 @6:44

  • @shanemcnelis2667
    @shanemcnelis2667 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    5:45 I think I figured it out: that gigaChad was speeding off to go correct his stupid spelling error.

  • @remithefrog350
    @remithefrog350 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    ChadChad in a suit goes so hard omg

  • @TheLuxkywalker
    @TheLuxkywalker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2409

    This video should be called "Danny almost breaking his bones to do skits for Chad Chad for 10 minutes straight"

  • @Spamhard
    @Spamhard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2167

    6:55 I cannot get over the fact that this guy is suffering from extreme "I don't know what to do with my hands" anxiety. Dude is a straight up beta. Alphas always know what to do with their hands; you're either undoing and doing up the same one button on your jacket the entire day, or you're just constantly taking on and off your sunglasses.

    • @ellee30
      @ellee30 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Omg ikr, what an absolute beta 🙄

    • @maryamnaser1552
      @maryamnaser1552 2 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      i think you mean jeanglasses

    • @alleymercuryway7777
      @alleymercuryway7777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I didn’t even notice that- jajjaja what even *is* he doing-

    • @detelinazheynova8523
      @detelinazheynova8523 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      The absolute gall of those betas, I swear...

    • @leahflower9924
      @leahflower9924 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I love how he likes to lie but can't spell lying

  • @kaileymo
    @kaileymo ปีที่แล้ว +44

    0:43 truly a roller coaster of emotions

  • @belovedobserver
    @belovedobserver ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The “you’re gonna divorce me? Nope you’re gonna dieee” joke is scary now lmao. I was looking at comments on a vid of a dude who was having an affair and killed his wife. The amount of men’s comments like “don’t take half our money and maybe this won’t happen” was astounding.

    • @dizzylilthing
      @dizzylilthing ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm so glad I'm a lesbian lol men are so fucking scary

    • @fosterkitteneos
      @fosterkitteneos ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dizzylilthing women can be just as dangerous or worse than men.

    • @MrGoldfish8
      @MrGoldfish8 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@fosterkitteneosThe difference is that women don't necessarily have more social power than you.

  • @ade_gmrl
    @ade_gmrl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6163

    "say hi, danny"
    "hi danny"
    how could everyone ignore such a sponteinous genious joke??

    • @camerondrew9402
      @camerondrew9402 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      George Burns and Gracie...

    • @ozkey1558
      @ozkey1558 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@camerondrew9402 G'night Gracie! 😁

    • @lynnkeating3921
      @lynnkeating3921 2 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      It's like one of the oldest jokes in the book

    • @ade_gmrl
      @ade_gmrl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@lynnkeating3921 who cares it was so fluid though

    • @lynnkeating3921
      @lynnkeating3921 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      @@ade_gmrl not disagreeing but I'm saying that it's probably why no one giving it props lol

  • @jessicatao387
    @jessicatao387 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1013

    This collab is the only thing keeping me sane rn

  • @oneaccount1327
    @oneaccount1327 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I love how woman is censored as if its a slur lol

    • @aactrlalt
      @aactrlalt ปีที่แล้ว +3

      it is though? /j

    • @eleanorcatherino3839
      @eleanorcatherino3839 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aactrlaltit’s not a good joke if you have to put /j

    • @rainbowpanic8217
      @rainbowpanic8217 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@eleanorcatherino3839 Tone tags are also not meant to make jokes better, just signal that they are jokes. It's like saying: "It's not a good Walmart, if you have to put up a sign saying Walmart". They just wanted to show they're not actually an 'Alpha Male', because some people would probably genuinely believe that, if we gave them the time

  • @HBOMAXtvmoviesyoutube
    @HBOMAXtvmoviesyoutube ปีที่แล้ว +29

    4:48 BYEE HIM SAYING "girllll" IS SO FUNNY

  • @sunlitraven9401
    @sunlitraven9401 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1227

    The fact that none of these posts were written with grammar or spelling skills from above kindergarten just really showcases the complete alpha these men are.

    • @Ukraineaissance2014
      @Ukraineaissance2014 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Theyre from India. This shit is a fucking plague over there

    • @Mari_Beri
      @Mari_Beri 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      They're satire...I think. I don't even know anymore

    • @PrincessMuk
      @PrincessMuk 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      So alpha they revert back to primate brains

    • @banane2279
      @banane2279 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      That's because they are doers, not talkers. They don't waste words, they take action. Heugh Hagh

    • @klaythoring1326
      @klaythoring1326 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Because they’d have to go too beta if they knew the full alphabet

  • @funnyname2518
    @funnyname2518 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2268

    It’s so sad to know that real life people actually think like this and read the quotes and unironically live by them

  • @bedrose154
    @bedrose154 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    4:15 ik they could have meant two-faced as in two flat surfaces, but its really funny to think that they just forgot coins don't have faces on both sides

    • @mranima748
      @mranima748 ปีที่แล้ว

      In the uk at least, no coin actually has 2 faces

  • @artoriasgirl
    @artoriasgirl ปีที่แล้ว +37

    This collab is a work of pure comedic and alpha gold!! I feel so much more alpha after watching it.

  • @matheusarruda6462
    @matheusarruda6462 2 ปีที่แล้ว +816

    "The most dangerous creation of any society is a man with nothing lose" is quoting James Baldwin, legendary american writer and a black gay man who championed social causes. Now that's (by accident, I don't think the account has any idea where they got that quote from) some real alpha shit.

    • @ittybittynautilus2468
      @ittybittynautilus2468 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      i read this as "black guy man" and i'm almost disappointed that this is not what you said

    • @matheusarruda6462
      @matheusarruda6462 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@ittybittynautilus2468 It can still be that in your dreams if you achieve sigma status, probably.

    • @Misora7303
      @Misora7303 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ittybittynautilus2468 I died laughing, you killed me! 😂

  • @aliewaytv
    @aliewaytv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1323

    We need more Chad Chad and Danny collars in the future please. Apart, they are very funny. But together, they are peak comedy.

    • @adarshvinu3791
      @adarshvinu3791 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Do you know what a railgun is

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      They're on top of the funny mountain

    • @lilballerina
      @lilballerina 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@adarshvinu3791 why are you asking that

    • @khoiphan2990
      @khoiphan2990 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      yeah bro i love their collars so much where did they get those shirts

    • @HimanXK
      @HimanXK 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They such a good comedy match for each other, great chemistry

  • @TheRatQueenYassSlay
    @TheRatQueenYassSlay ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I love the lie-yaæng joke💀
    3:30

  • @Muv22HD
    @Muv22HD ปีที่แล้ว +42

    The PERFECT colab, your humor is similar, your type of content is similar and your both amazing youtubers!

  • @proxycakes935
    @proxycakes935 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1202

    We just need a giant collab with Jarvis Johnson, Danny Gonzalez, Drew Gooden, Chad Chad, Kurtis Connor, Nickisnotgreen, and Jordan Adika. It would be a masterpiece

    • @cloeshay87
      @cloeshay87 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Throw in nickisnotgreen and we have the solution to everything

    • @proxycakes935
      @proxycakes935 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@cloeshay87 I KNEW I was forgetting someone!!

    • @ARH611
      @ARH611 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      And Cody Ko

    • @screwyourhandle
      @screwyourhandle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Adika* I was like who's Jordan Akita... OHHH
      But I think there's such a thing as having too many people in a collab, no matter how much you like them

    • @proxycakes935
      @proxycakes935 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@screwyourhandle Well I think it depends honestly, like if they all were different from each other and had different views it wouldn't do well, but they all have a pretty similar vibe especially with their jokes, so I think with specifically those people (especially since Kurtis, Danny, and Drew have already done videos together and it was great, and Jordan, Jarvis, and Danny have streamed together, and they've mingled alot and I honestly loved every bit of all of those videos) it would do really well. Me and 7-15 of my friends all are very similar and we do things like watch animes and youtube videos and do games, once in a while we'll watch things like 90 Day Fiancé and just joke around about it, all on call and it goes amazing. Of course, it would take planning but I think it has great potential. (Also yeah thanks I can't believe ive been reading his profile wrong for like 3 months 💀)

  • @JadoDog
    @JadoDog 2 ปีที่แล้ว +803

    I was JUST wondering if she'd ever cross over with Danny or Drew. It's a Christmas miracle!

  • @dollbowz
    @dollbowz ปีที่แล้ว +28

    3:37 was a bit .... TOO relatable

  • @hayhay4774
    @hayhay4774 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Chad= ultimate level of alpha
    This is Chadx2, making her superior to any man. It’s simple math.

  • @Ornithorhynchus.
    @Ornithorhynchus. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13842

    chad chad being the kind person she is and helping out growing content creators like Danny is so heartwarming.

    • @janavenue650
      @janavenue650 2 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      LOL
      Danny has 5.3 million subscribers

    • @aeong_bread
      @aeong_bread 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1489

      @@janavenue650 chad chad being the kind person she is and helping out growing content creators like Danny is so heartwarming.

    • @JohnEliot98
      @JohnEliot98 2 ปีที่แล้ว +923

      @@aeong_bread i know right? I didn't even know this "Danny" guy until this video

    • @getmiloed
      @getmiloed 2 ปีที่แล้ว +350

      @@janavenue650 thats the joke loll

    • @taezer3687
      @taezer3687 2 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      @@janavenue650 woooooooooosh

  • @maxpogfrog
    @maxpogfrog 2 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    6:39 *_”I put my whole jeussy into that one”_*

    • @Thankyouforexisting93
      @Thankyouforexisting93 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      💀

    • @lilyb_is_cool
      @lilyb_is_cool 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      i actually started choking on my chips

    • @TomoK4t
      @TomoK4t 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Jussy ♡

  • @gracedell
    @gracedell ปีที่แล้ว +10

    chad chad and danny are so funny together i love it. the video they did on danny’s channel is one of my favorite commentary videos and i rewatch it so often

  • @zakosist
    @zakosist 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    7:54 I have actually seen advice several times that if you just ignore people they will come to you. In my experience that's not true at all. But it is an actual advice whether good or not

  • @ChumpieDumpkiss
    @ChumpieDumpkiss 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1084

    I'm not gonna lie, the scene of Chad Chad and Danny being way more alpha that I could ever fathom becoming @ 9:40 made my jussy quiver a little

    • @psi9899
      @psi9899 2 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Jussy? are you Jesus?

    • @shoshanaloomer
      @shoshanaloomer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      LMAO

    • @gsse6629
      @gsse6629 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      6:36 lol

    • @luchirimoya
      @luchirimoya 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Oh god not the jussy, I don't even know what that means I can't keep up with yall and your new ussies 😭

    • @rxdlve7142
      @rxdlve7142 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@luchirimoya it's the combination of pussy and jeans 😭😭 danny said it in the video too

  • @sonecznikwyborowy6760
    @sonecznikwyborowy6760 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1167

    I can't fathom how Chad Chad is able to read such absurd sentences with little to no laughter while I'm literally laughing like a madman
    Great collab btw!

  • @elliewellie_YouTube
    @elliewellie_YouTube ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I'm such a child jeanis made me laugh way too hard and I keep thinking about it and smiling

  • @user-oi8qx7ig4c
    @user-oi8qx7ig4c 2 ปีที่แล้ว +640

    When he said he put his whole jussy into that I started crying with laughter... legendary collab... love it

    • @Priisca
      @Priisca 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      literally like, i swear danny is wearing a jarvis shirt rn

  • @_kikizaman_
    @_kikizaman_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +644

    This is literally the best collab I’ve ever seen, are you sure y’all aren’t conjoined twins who got separated at birth? It’s trippy watching this you guys are more of the same person than Danny and drew.

    • @neobell9511
      @neobell9511 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      They are all lost triplets bet

  • @shelle6
    @shelle6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    i already watched this video and I'm still bursting out in laughter those two together are just too funny

  • @stannygorganzo
    @stannygorganzo 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    5:48 he ran away before you can notice how he can’t spell library

  • @ponytailpuller
    @ponytailpuller 2 ปีที่แล้ว +674

    Never was expecting this collab but I’m so fucking happy it happened.
    ((Thanks for the likes ofmg 💀))

    • @coolbeans5992
      @coolbeans5992 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes

    • @ponytailpuller
      @ponytailpuller 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @LORD J. OfDaAlphaKingz ??

    • @ponytailpuller
      @ponytailpuller 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @LORD J. OfDaAlphaKingz um ok- lol

    • @ponytailpuller
      @ponytailpuller 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@_kpopclown_ lmao thanks I didn’t know what was going on gavzhsbsnsj 🥲✋

    • @ponytailpuller
      @ponytailpuller 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @LORD J. OfDaAlphaKingz omg stfu nobody asked

  • @breathing_helium_art
    @breathing_helium_art 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3896

    I've wanted Chad Chad to become part of the Danny, Kurtis and Drew group for so long. I guess dreams really do come true

  • @venom_1072
    @venom_1072 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    We shouldn't fall in love because things that fall get broken 💀💀 im so happy alpha males are also swifties

  • @SOLAR_INSANITY
    @SOLAR_INSANITY 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    He put his whole jussy into that🙏🙏🙏‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥

  • @obliviouslyollie8428
    @obliviouslyollie8428 2 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    even saying the word "woman" in the alpha community is forbidden, which is why AlphaMaleDaily must censor it to portray their dominance

  • @cori742
    @cori742 2 ปีที่แล้ว +434

    i feel like we’re entering a new golden era of the commentary genre and i’m OBSESSED

  • @666_cthulhu
    @666_cthulhu หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    2:59 sorry babe, the jirt stays on

  • @ThePopo543
    @ThePopo543 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    5:37 "going to a liberary for workout"
    With spelling like that, it looks like he needs it.

  • @lordskeletor481
    @lordskeletor481 2 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    The person who admits to making their partners financially dependent on them, a hallmark of abusive behavior, calls themself a nice guy, that checks out

  • @Kikicole
    @Kikicole 2 ปีที่แล้ว +531

    It’s really nice of you to give this Danny guy a platform! He’s pretty funny too ☺️

    • @naomipierre8329
      @naomipierre8329 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Bruh 💀-

    • @HaizeyWings
      @HaizeyWings 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lollll

    • @evieeive
      @evieeive 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Yeah like, It's nice that Chad Chad is giving smaller channels recognition!

    • @gsse6629
      @gsse6629 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Ik we should have more creators like chad chad giving small creators fame

    • @mubroon
      @mubroon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You’re mistaken that’s Kurtis Conner but he’s a smaller channel so i understand the confusion