*"If you ain't goonin' you'll never be coomin' "* -Jedidiah "Guzzlemaster" Hieronymus (not 100% but I'm pretty sure, I've been banned from the Local Goon Sessions)
@@epic-sauce420 I don't have an anime PFP because this is YT, and google fucked up their account and comment system too many times for me to take it seriously, but on any other platform I care about, I have an anime PFP. I'm a highly skilled 3D math and physics programmer, I can do metal fabrication, most of the tasks in home building, I have a pretty deep knowledge of mass manufacturing, and I've completed marksmanship training with the appleseed program (sniping). A lot of high skill people tend to be less concerned about being "cringe" and instead just focus on what makes them happy. Not that every anime-PFP is going to be high skill, but a surprising number of people with high levels of success have their personal accounts use anime or furry PFPs. Furries might as well be their own sleeper hivemind.
Imagine if instead of the channel being called stoic stick it was called freaky stic and instead of sleeper agents we just oiled each other up and slept together.
I live 20 miles from the old Rajneesh camp. My parents used to see he, and his posse roll through the town of Madras in rolls Royce’s on the way to the camp. My great uncle on my dad’s side was a ranch-hand who lived in the town of Antelope just south of the camp. Apparently my great uncle and a few of the other ranch hands took shots (literally) at Rajneesh trucks/ cars that would routinely try to trespass on the ranch. Anyways the Rajneesh camp/ compound is now a Christian young life camp- just a little ironic
Also the poisoning took place in salad bars across the town of the Dalles Oregon. Essentially the Rajneesh wanted to kill/ intimidate enough people in the county so as to win enough votes in the upcoming county election, thus they’d basically have full control over Wasco county
Fun fact. 8 days ago they were found and confirmed by HTS, SDF, FSA, and Israel in the exact location that the US said they were moved to from Iraq to Syria.
This man is highly intelligent. There was a lot more going on in this video than most people noticed. Now I see why TH-cam finally recommended me this channel just recently.
stoic i just played lol and had the worst round since months thanks for the ptsd you gave me with the player queue (after the video i go right back into the hell lanes)
Hi stoic. I remember in a previous video you said you would do a video on legal tax fraud. Please drop it soon. The IRS is at my doorstep with machineguns.
they even deleted my Osho kommint after you heart-pinned it... I may have got -one- thirty too many 24hr chat b&s, I'm pretty sure my dodgy neighbours are feds. They got raided by the TRG (Australian SWAT) but that was obviously to make it look like they weren't in cahoots, obviously it's all one big party v& targeting me. *This is all your fault.* Sure the insects are only under my skin half the time but I AM NOT SKITZ!
Been to Osho’s former compound. Thing was so far out in the middle of nowhere I was suspicious I was becoming a new style of sleeper agent. Heil Hydra.
Well damn this was like an animated and cliff note version of the dum shit not to do book, they gave us for avoiding directed crowds... lol well done Sir
2:59 - 3:20 as a libertarian, this is pretty much my ideology in a nutshell. "legalise all drugs and guns" sounds like a meme shitpost but it's at least logically consistent: prohibition doesn't work. The left says "it's not the drugs that kill, they're inanimate, it's the person... but guns? nonono..." and the right says "it's not guns that kill, they're inanimate, it's the person, but drugs? nonono..." I know there's more to politics than those two issues, but like... I think the L's are taking a W with that one.
1. Punishments for attemtping to leave. . . Punishments for Apostacy. . . Where have I heard that before? 2. Far more secretive. . . Isn't there some major world religion that has as one of its tenants that you are encouraged to lie to those not of the faith to serve the goals of said faith. . . Both of these. . . sound pretty familiar for a certain religion with about 2 billion adherents. . . Which one was that again?
This video is like a family reunion for people who think they're unique yet their personality is entirely made from algorithms on social media and glorifying Ted.
My activation code is reading a text where the words "stoic" and "stick" appear in quick succession. I then proceeded to click the text subconsciously and, if its a video, press the l like button.
If you are a successful enough cult people can't call you a cult anymore. When you are government recognized you are a full blown religion. Regardless of you being a sect or cult beforehand. That's not to say all religions are cults. Just that you can get a cult recognized as a legitimate religion.
I am activated and ready to goon
Never
*"If you ain't goonin' you'll never be coomin' "*
-Jedidiah "Guzzlemaster" Hieronymus (not 100% but I'm pretty sure, I've been banned from the Local Goon Sessions)
I doubt that a person with an anime girl pfp will be useful
idk man, last time MK ultra activated, some crackhead fell head first to a trash bin, and duct taped scope to a rifle...
@@epic-sauce420 I don't have an anime PFP because this is YT, and google fucked up their account and comment system too many times for me to take it seriously, but on any other platform I care about, I have an anime PFP. I'm a highly skilled 3D math and physics programmer, I can do metal fabrication, most of the tasks in home building, I have a pretty deep knowledge of mass manufacturing, and I've completed marksmanship training with the appleseed program (sniping).
A lot of high skill people tend to be less concerned about being "cringe" and instead just focus on what makes them happy. Not that every anime-PFP is going to be high skill, but a surprising number of people with high levels of success have their personal accounts use anime or furry PFPs. Furries might as well be their own sleeper hivemind.
Another based video before the holidays
Reference?
@@BinbobinDMT Entities! 👽
The REAL book of REAL things in the REAL world i reapeat REAL
Stoic, i planned all of it. Everything. You're here for a reason.
i planned it all even your birth aizen
@@Unepic_Smurfman I planned the big bang
I like how stoic just spawned into this reality and decided to just upload this great content in our side of the timeline.
It sounds like we’re going the cult route. I want to join the Children of the Stick
@@pilotjoe4010why not heavens gate? Their site is still open for applications
Wait a moment... Am I a sleeper agent? I have epilepsy...
Now I'm scared
If you where you'd definitely want to pretend your unaware of it.
Stoic activated my 'be a law-abiding citizen' personality. I am now accurately filing my taxes and praising my government.
Hitting you with the fluoride stare rn… See you in Agartha!!
You can't get into Agartha with a calcified pineal gland poser
brainrot
@@Shoegaze- Hyperborean brain ROT!
#whitemonstergang
@@Octomaggothypothalamus calcification
Imagine if instead of the channel being called stoic stick it was called freaky stic and instead of sleeper agents we just oiled each other up and slept together.
i didn't know ted kacyznski was a jolly person
Holly jolly, they say. He loved sending gifts through mail, to show his appreciation.
His presents made people feel all warm and fuzzy inside
Ted loved sharing christmas cheer
Ruby Ridge, Hate and Ashbury, Jack Ruby, David Koresh, Marvin Martian.
Stoic I am the IRS.
Please pay your monthly tax payments. NOW.
How about no
@StoicStick 🔥🔥🔥
Monthly tax payments? The world is going to eat you up, reality is unforgiving if you are unprepared. I sincerely wish you luck.
Don't forget the voluntary mandatory tip!
I don't care who the IRS Sends, I am not paying Taxes
0:10 i was already gonna do that
I live 20 miles from the old Rajneesh camp. My parents used to see he, and his posse roll through the town of Madras in rolls Royce’s on the way to the camp. My great uncle on my dad’s side was a ranch-hand who lived in the town of Antelope just south of the camp. Apparently my great uncle and a few of the other ranch hands took shots (literally) at Rajneesh trucks/ cars that would routinely try to trespass on the ranch. Anyways the Rajneesh camp/ compound is now a Christian young life camp- just a little ironic
Also the poisoning took place in salad bars across the town of the Dalles Oregon. Essentially the Rajneesh wanted to kill/ intimidate enough people in the county so as to win enough votes in the upcoming county election, thus they’d basically have full control over Wasco county
Lmaooooo
0% hard work
0% quality
100% bullshit
100% cancer
This is the content i signed up for 🔥🔥🔥
Are you Indian by any chance?
@ i have never been more insulted in my life
@ventedbus4917 Translation for the non English speakers.
'Do you piss and shit in the food you eat?'
😂😂😂😂😂
But... but... muh greatest ally couldnt have lied about WMDs while simultaneously possessing them 😢
Fun fact. 8 days ago they were found and confirmed by HTS, SDF, FSA, and Israel in the exact location that the US said they were moved to from Iraq to Syria.
Lavon
Affair
@@j.2512 now now, we shouldn't be too hard on Lavon for the cheating (jk)
That league queue sound actually had me stressing for a second
Had no idea what that sound was. Figured it was opening a loot box or online gambling
@@goldenfiberwheat238no it is much, much worse
@ 🫥
As for ol'm8 Rajneesh Osho, I don't care what he did outside the video, the man is spitting fire in it.
Sleeper detected
TAX FRAUD
TAX (is)* FRAUD
Taxes have been frauded stoic stick
Taxes: *[Frauded]*
Rugs: *[Pulled]*
Pyramids: *[Schemed]*
everythings falling together p e r f e c t l y
Closest thing you're getting to a sleeper agent irl is when people are talking and something political is said and everyone changes
Calling all PM sleeper agents, activate rabbit protocol
I already don’t pay my taxes silly stick man
I love the whole script pasted into the description
Next James Bond villain. Actives sleeper agents, immediately locks in Draven in ranked.
The second half is why I watch not only are you clever and hilarious. But very insightful and informative.
Was it just me, or did anyone else think the list of example sleeper agents was kind of short?
0:36 I thought i found a game and started panicking cuz I was still in the bathroom
What
This man is highly intelligent. There was a lot more going on in this video than most people noticed. Now I see why TH-cam finally recommended me this channel just recently.
I have really enjoyed being your sleeper agent Stoic!
He could actually be activating sleeper agents, and you all think its just shits and giggles...
And I'm all here for it.
Who else is waiting in queue and thought it popped
Guilty as charged
I'm having an aneurysm trying to comprehend this. Is it just my dumbass or does this not make sense to anyone else?
@@drago6568 it make sense
@@drago6568 its about a game league of legends probably
@drago6568 hes talking about the league of legends game queue sound effect when a game pops up, it was in the video at one point
actually thank you for the epilepsy warning i have really bad epilepsy you saved me, brother
stoic i just played lol and had the worst round since months thanks for the ptsd you gave me with the player queue (after the video i go right back into the hell lanes)
i don't play league but good luck summoner
I have the sudden urge to make an LLC and write down my new dodge Challenger as a business expense....
Over for sleepercels
Belarussian KGB agent watching this thinking "hell yeah"
Mr. Stick, are you sure that all this happened, I thought nothing ever happens
Hi stoic. I remember in a previous video you said you would do a video on legal tax fraud. Please drop it soon. The IRS is at my doorstep with machineguns.
oh yeah im..... activated, all right ;)
they even deleted my Osho kommint after you heart-pinned it... I may have got -one- thirty too many 24hr chat b&s, I'm pretty sure my dodgy neighbours are feds. They got raided by the TRG (Australian SWAT) but that was obviously to make it look like they weren't in cahoots, obviously it's all one big party v& targeting me. *This is all your fault.* Sure the insects are only under my skin half the time but I AM NOT SKITZ!
I’m going to use this video as evidence that I’m not in control of my actions and blame you.
Dw sticci man I'll be your sleepy agent
Virgin Sleepercell vs Chad Awakejack
Found the CIA sleeper agent
It was me. It was all me. I activated the alarm to make you a sleeper agent that makes sleeper agents.
This is this and that is that.
Bait used to be believable, smh
Been to Osho’s former compound. Thing was so far out in the middle of nowhere I was suspicious I was becoming a new style of sleeper agent.
Heil Hydra.
my sleeper activation is tax notices
They’re hiding this one from the Algo lmao. I’m subscribed, regularly viewer and this is just now popping in my recommended. They suppressed it.
by talos! his mascot is marcus aurelius, notably a follower of the stoic philosophy, thats why hes the stoic stick!
I didnt expect the 3:00 joke, i bursted out laughting
Tax evasion is not just a crime but an pbrigation.
my pookie uploaded again 😍
Eatin a burger with no honey mustard
Blasphemous heretic.
I'm going to be using this one.
All facts no honey mustard
I love tax evasion.
thx for finally posting the Activation Video.
Inshallah.
Can you tell us about your League suffering. Like what do you play and rank?
Peak was D1 masters promo, used to main neeko and now i play swain xerath etc
Merry Christmas!
I got an add from "masterclass" about the cia on this video
There's nothing up there to activate anymore
Sleeper cell?!?! Is this a project moon reference?!?!
Well damn this was like an animated and cliff note version of the dum shit not to do book, they gave us for avoiding directed crowds... lol well done Sir
Prime stoic stick would’ve had a bazillion views by now
The A10's in the viewership was just activated
@7:55 Challenge freaking accepted.
The only way to beat a sleeper cell is a sleeper gohan 🤔
As a cia officer that worked on mk ultra i must say this all spot on would like an unpaid internship at cia?
2:59 - 3:20 as a libertarian, this is pretty much my ideology in a nutshell.
"legalise all drugs and guns" sounds like a meme shitpost but it's at least logically consistent: prohibition doesn't work. The left says "it's not the drugs that kill, they're inanimate, it's the person... but guns? nonono..." and the right says "it's not guns that kill, they're inanimate, it's the person, but drugs? nonono..." I know there's more to politics than those two issues, but like... I think the L's are taking a W with that one.
Your beliefs are silly
Because you taught me about maxxing my next character on Path Of Exile 2 will be named GoonerMaxxing in your honor if it's not taken
melatoninmaxxed sleepcel
Since ive been activated, im now able to edge for hours.
Looks like my sleeper activating video i emailed you finally got t you so you could make this video
Another video, another government list im added on.
AWAITING COMMAND INPUT...
why commit tax fraud when the IRS lets you legally opt out of paying taxes. ifykyk.
Damn I guess I’ll never know
Okay, but what is the deal with activation phrases?
1. Punishments for attemtping to leave. . . Punishments for Apostacy. . . Where have I heard that before?
2. Far more secretive. . . Isn't there some major world religion that has as one of its tenants that you are encouraged to lie to those not of the faith to serve the goals of said faith. . .
Both of these. . . sound pretty familiar for a certain religion with about 2 billion adherents. . . Which one was that again?
shhh! they'll label with one of their strawman
very islamophobic of you
Bro forgot just paying someone with enough money to make them be sleeper agents
You got 6 figures to burn?
@StoicStick youre right im broke, ill stick to the cult strategy
This reminds me of that fry and Laurie sketch.
Mr dullyard we’ve been activated
Just gonna go ahead and name them huh? pretty based ngl
The league que pop sound is my sleeper agent trigger
Mashallah may the Stoic Cell prosper
I was hoping you would activate the sleep deprivation cell. Maybe the next video? I don't know how much longer I can stay awake.
You're not that sleep deprived until the demon in the wall starts shitting out snakes
pog my nose bled at the start, hopefully unrelated
That is phase 1
Ah yes, the TH-cam Onision method. A certified millennial classic.
Ah nah this Stigga just ack-uh-vate me noooooz
This video is like a family reunion for people who think they're unique yet their personality is entirely made from algorithms on social media and glorifying Ted.
My brain feels tingly
I hate taxes
My activation code is reading a text where the words "stoic" and "stick" appear in quick succession. I then proceeded to click the text subconsciously and, if its a video, press the l like button.
Weird, I kinda feel like committing tax evasion now
Up until this point the only sleeper I knew was the song "Sleeper" by the Trashmen
Also bird is the word🛌🐦
So Ben Shapiro is a "helper" i get it now
no they dont want public figures they want silent people who can help them
A girl part of a group to take over the government made me fall in love for her
8:53 that sounds like something I know…….
The better sleeper agents: Project Moon
Are you affiliated with the Sharty?
yo lmao i thought i started a league game from the beginning of the video
The stick made me do it
Oh my god thank you
Is it just me, or is this stick pretty stoic?
If you are a successful enough cult people can't call you a cult anymore. When you are government recognized you are a full blown religion. Regardless of you being a sect or cult beforehand.
That's not to say all religions are cults. Just that you can get a cult recognized as a legitimate religion.