@@littlemanuellehh u start out as an apprentice maybe, but he prolly has his A&P license, which stands for Airframe and PowerPlant, so he can work on any piece of aviation out there. Maintainers aren’t just mechanics or apprentices there a lot more.
@@smokeymoe842 it doesnt but i am, and if you got a problem lmk we can set something up to see who's who. Remember that a fish's greatest enemy is its own mouth
@@ElDeAguililla same shit different comment, last time someone said this they like you did ended up in prison for self snitching which no real member does dumb shit big mouth fish.
@@smokeymoe842 unlike you i aint afraid of prison cause i can handle my own. Youre a loud mouthed coward whos brave behind a screen and I personally wouldnt be able to live with myself if i were you because I have something that's foreign to you-- pride and honor
Boeing during ww2: Our planes can survive being literally ripped in half ,shot at and lit on fire. All while being make to home safely. Boeing today : Our planes barely stay together and function properly.
Ah man I love this guy Shultz but I’m not from the US so I don’t get all the references- sorry to ruin the joke and ask…but can you please explain the federal way joke!
Just be prepared to shell out a lot of cash. He's coming to upstate NY to a smaller arena - roughly 15-17k people for a show and the cheapest ticket in the house was about $150. Bring tissue to stop the nose bleed. Cheapest floor seat was $700 all the way to around $2500. The show is in Sept, I think and I checked those prices a coup months ago so I don't know if they went up or down. He must've gotten confused. He thinks rich people are the ones sitting at home watching his specials and YT vids all the time making him rich and famous. I'm sure there will be enough people that have that kinda money laying around to see a comedy show and fill the place up, but it def won't be me or 95% of the people that I know. That reminds me - I was supposed to stop watching his videos.
Eh ? He's not amusing in the least 🤔..the only comedian to come out of America was George Carlin...wish he was still here to rip that idiot trump apart 😂
It's funny when he says if a Mexican built the planes, they'd be built funny, but they'd make it there. My dad's mechanic friend (who's Mexican) had zip ties holding the bumper on his beat up Altima in place. I asked him about it and he said it was Mexican engineering.
A&P in a year baby n imma make sure i get them weekends off 😂 Schulzy can roast me all day long and I'll still bow to him but imma still chill on the weekend. you can do better? get going on that plane n show a brother how's it done. 🤙🏽
Dad worked and retired from boeing. Back in the day they took good care of us. He would be furious with how boeing is now. He was head of powerplant quality control in renton. He told me his job was to oversee final inspections of powerplants before dwlivery or instillation on the fusalage.
@@venezuela0076 So it has to be exactly the same tune as this one. It means ch*nga tu madre which is f word your mom in English. Taco sellers probably have a similar sounding, but different tune.
I was on a plane (AA) from mexico to the USA, the panels on the enterior had gaps that used duct tape on, several windowshapes were taped down as well with duct tape.
I know that there is NO way that this message get Andrew, but still want to share this. We are parents to a 7 month old baby, you know, time for "us" is (very) limited. So we finally got the opportunity to go out. I chose "the event" and was Andrew Schulz date in Denver (1 hour 20 minutes from home). I was a little scared, may be my wife doesnt like it, and I ruined the only moment we had together in a long time... There was a lot of pressure. We fight with the traffic, we arrived late for the sushi dinner, but we got to go, we eat the sushi at the parking lot (the paramount theater has free complementary parking, which was nice). It was actually nice, sit there, like we were 20, eating the sushi at the car. We go to the show, entrance was easy. fast. we didn't know but we got great seats too. The show started, you (Andrew) catch not one, or two, but three flies hahaha, during the show. What can I said? It was PERFECT. the show was just AMAZING. and your story matched a lot to ours. I couldnt pull this out this perfectly if I tried for years. It was meant to be. I know, there may be millions of fans idolatrizing you, I just knew you from a couple of videos on IG, and then your YT channel. all recently. In any case, I just hope, may be, one day, you read this. I know that this is your profession, and you are just awesome at it, but it was beyond any words, beyond magical, you sharing your story, making us laugh like we didn't in a long time, while at the same time hold our hands and look each other because we went trough something too. It was a mix of feelings. What a trip. I cant express enough what an awesome night, without you even knowing, gave us. A lifetime memory probably, so, just that, a humble THANK YOU.
'It's not like the planes are falling apart' no kidding. Let's also not forget Boeing's absolute screw up of the space station. We got astronauts stuck up there because Boeing can't get its shit together.
John Oliver did a funny bit about Boeing for LWT. He found a clip where someone snuck into the Boeing factory and asked people, "Would you fly on this plane?". Most of them were like: maybe or nah One dude tho was like, "Yeah, but I kinda have a death wish." Statistically it still way safer than an automobile, yet that isnt really a great arg when they have market dominance and cut corners in engineering that is supposed to be one step below rocket science.
When a door closes, another one opens - Boeing
S tier comment.
This comment 😂👍🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Bwahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
*wipes blood from silencer*
My brother works for Boeing. I’m texting this to him. If you know anymore, please drop them in a response. The cornier, the better. 😂
Boeing, don’t kill Andrew for his jokes, plz
😂😂😂 facts Andrew is a national treasure
Never thought I'd live to see an American corporation with a Hillary Clinton body count lmao
Or Jeff bezos😂😂😂
If Boeing wants you dead then it’s like sex with Diddy. You can fight it all you want but…it’s happening 🤷♂️
They won’t, it will be the extreme drop caused by extreme weather.. (wink wink)
"Boeing handles their business. What do you do?"
"I handle business."
That would have been an epic response
I can’t believe Andrew shot himself in the back of the head 6 times 😢
While handcuffed, apparently self inflicted wounds
Ironically Andrew survived, but the whistleblower did not.
😂😂😂😂
Take alex instead
I thought there were only 3 holes
crazy how them whistleblowers in the back not worried with a bunch of boeing employees in the building.
😂😂(I see)
Well played, sir
👏👏👏👏👏
nice
That's a separate department. These gentlemen are most probably HR but too embarassed to admit it.
"Aviation maintainer"... BRO, YOU'RE A MECHANIC. 🤣
the homey is fixing an airbus
Bro not even a licensed mechanic, maintainer is an apprentice.
@@littlemanuellehh u start out as an apprentice maybe, but he prolly has his A&P license, which stands for Airframe and PowerPlant, so he can work on any piece of aviation out there. Maintainers aren’t just mechanics or apprentices there a lot more.
No, aircraft maintenance require maintainers for large aircraft. Fluid changes, tightening screws etc….Mechanics deal with swapping parts
@@cade_p6146 oh, we called apprentices in my workplace maintainers. Thought that was industry wide.
The Cartel jokes were safer to do than the Boeing ones.
The cartel jokes were absolutely harmless. I'm Mexican and can guarantee that none of us got offended by it 😂
@@ElDeAguililla Being Mexican doesn't make you cartel or a santa muerte simp
@@smokeymoe842 it doesnt but i am, and if you got a problem lmk we can set something up to see who's who. Remember that a fish's greatest enemy is its own mouth
@@ElDeAguililla same shit different comment, last time someone said this they like you did ended up in prison for self snitching which no real member does dumb shit big mouth fish.
@@smokeymoe842 unlike you i aint afraid of prison cause i can handle my own. Youre a loud mouthed coward whos brave behind a screen and I personally wouldnt be able to live with myself if i were you because I have something that's foreign to you-- pride and honor
Ngl that Nebraska corn joke was hilarious as a Mexican American 🌽🌮🤣🤣😂😂😭😭
As a Nebraska, I can confirm we have a lot of corn here. Soybeans too.
LOL agreed!
Pablo Sanchez knows his stuff huh?
That is me. I also said that my name is Orquiz, not Ortiz LOL.
That joke was so fucking clever lmao
No one cracks Andrew Schultz up like Andrew Schultz does.
I would too if I was him, valid 😂
His dolphin laugh is fantastic!
That’s because deep down he knows he’s a fraud in the comedy scene.
Boeing during ww2: Our planes can survive being literally ripped in half ,shot at and lit on fire. All while being make to home safely.
Boeing today : Our planes barely stay together and function properly.
None of what you said is true but sure lol.
I love Boeing hate but that isn't true.
Them killing whistleblowers, that's true
Diversity hires lol
Boeing label, McDonnell Douglas planes.
back then boeing was led by a german now it´s not hehe
That “Chinga Tu Madre” whistle was fuuunny 😂😂
shhhh, stop telling our secret language
I'm glad I wasn't the only one who recognized it.
Andrew was secretly getting heckled / trolled and didn't know 😂
lol I was thinking the same 😅
@@juneyahsaucey9309 it don't count if you don't know what it means
Hat's off to the Boeing employee for understanding how to enjoy a comedy show. That is the way it is done! Evening enjoyed! 👍
Maybe because it's above him
Ya he said he’s from Nebraska. Not California lol
@@1gwala Or maybe... just maybe... he's not a crybaby?.🤷......
@@robertramirez1082 nobody is going to defend Boeing unless they got deep pockets and even then they won't say it
Because he's Mexican.
We make fun of ourselves all the time
That’s totally a Mexican whistle😂
What up Ohms.
That's the "chinga tú madre" ( go fuck yourself) whistle. You'll hear people honk like that too while driving.
@@py_a_thonorraleee
Andrew Schulz didn't kill himself
Hillary got to him, she's just used to herself suiciding people...😂😂😂😂😂
Yes he did, check the news .
What the fuck are you two on about?
@@warwicklarkins7438the joke is cuz the whistle-blowers from boieng end up dead in mysterious situations.
whistle " Thats a Mexican right there" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
If it's Boeing, I ain't going
Bro 😂😂😂😂😂 that Mexican was saying hi to yo mommma 😂😂😂
"so you live over by federal way" no truer words ever spoken
Ah man I love this guy Shultz but I’m not from the US so I don’t get all the references- sorry to ruin the joke and ask…but can you please explain the federal way joke!
@@Martian_Secret_Agent it’s a city south of Seattle that seems to be the main choice for the Mexican population to flock too
As someone from Fed, I laughed so hard
@@PleatherJacket Appreciate you
"Your family must love corn" I laughed so damn hard!
Good ol Andrew laugh-at-his-own-jokes-the-hardest Schulz, doing his best.
There’s the wrong way, there’s the right way, and there’s the Federal way!! Thanks for the shout out!!!!
The way I got excited when I saw the video pop out😂
1:12 sounding like a squeaky shopping cart
That whistle was “Chinga tu Madre” I grew up in the Hood. I know that whistle..
I sent Boeing an application and told them I wouldn't snitch. They haven't responded to me yet.
That New York accent 😂
bro Andrew does his RESEARCH before he goes anywhere. how the hell he say you live by federal way 😂😂
Look at his clips from the Middle East, Australia etc. This man could give the CIA lessons in tradecraft
Schulz the baddest man on earth!
perfect opportunity for a whistleblower joke right there
I was there for this show, Thank you for coming to Seattle
This show was hilarious. Great time was had.
I literally just met Orquis last night. Great dude. Have no doubt about the planes he's working on.
Dang, too bad you didn't meet Ortiz
@@iamaloafofbread8926 I noticed that, too.
Hey man, I apologize for my ignorance, but where did we meet? I don't quite remember meeting you.
@@alfredoorquiz7335 the meetup at Cafe on the Ave!
@@alfredoorquiz7335 the Korean meetup. I'm the guy that can speak Spanish!
That Federal Way joke was on point lol
It was. And I used to live in Federal Way when I first moved here. I no longer live there tho
a whistleblower joke was right there
What about Boeing’s faulty spacecraft, marooning 2 astronauts on the space station! 😅
Andrew is a comedic genius!
Killin it like Boeing lol!
Youndu would be proud of that Mexican Whistler
my man! this dude kills me! Come to NC bro!
Just be prepared to shell out a lot of cash. He's coming to upstate NY to a smaller arena - roughly 15-17k people for a show and the cheapest ticket in the house was about $150. Bring tissue to stop the nose bleed. Cheapest floor seat was $700 all the way to around $2500. The show is in Sept, I think and I checked those prices a coup months ago so I don't know if they went up or down. He must've gotten confused. He thinks rich people are the ones sitting at home watching his specials and YT vids all the time making him rich and famous. I'm sure there will be enough people that have that kinda money laying around to see a comedy show and fill the place up, but it def won't be me or 95% of the people that I know. That reminds me - I was supposed to stop watching his videos.
This Dude is Killin it. This is comedy
Eh ? He's not amusing in the least 🤔..the only comedian to come out of America was George Carlin...wish he was still here to rip that idiot trump apart 😂
It's funny when he says if a Mexican built the planes, they'd be built funny, but they'd make it there. My dad's mechanic friend (who's Mexican) had zip ties holding the bumper on his beat up Altima in place. I asked him about it and he said it was Mexican engineering.
We need more content from that Seattle show
A&P in a year baby n imma make sure i get them weekends off 😂 Schulzy can roast me all day long and I'll still bow to him but
imma still chill on the weekend. you can do better? get going on that plane n show a brother how's it done. 🤙🏽
Dad worked and retired from boeing. Back in the day they took good care of us. He would be furious with how boeing is now. He was head of powerplant quality control in renton. He told me his job was to oversee final inspections of powerplants before dwlivery or instillation on the fusalage.
Andrew: *Seagull noises*
It’s funnier because that whistle actually means something very specific and not so nice 😂
What it means? I thought it's use by taco sellers 😅
@@venezuela0076 So it has to be exactly the same tune as this one. It means ch*nga tu madre which is f word your mom in English. Taco sellers probably have a similar sounding, but different tune.
@@alejandravega9850maybe taco sellers are low key cussing people out lol
@@venezuela0076 Pues que le dijiste al de los tacos...? 🤭
@@eduardomartin8510 que me diera a su hermana 😔
You're always great Andrew! Thanks for the laughs 😂
Andrew you’re amazing man, love your content, hope you’ll come to Asia 🙌
DAMN. That's a savage one.
I was on a plane (AA) from mexico to the USA, the panels on the enterior had gaps that used duct tape on, several windowshapes were taped down as well with duct tape.
I know that there is NO way that this message get Andrew, but still want to share this. We are parents to a 7 month old baby, you know, time for "us" is (very) limited. So we finally got the opportunity to go out. I chose "the event" and was Andrew Schulz date in Denver (1 hour 20 minutes from home). I was a little scared, may be my wife doesnt like it, and I ruined the only moment we had together in a long time... There was a lot of pressure.
We fight with the traffic, we arrived late for the sushi dinner, but we got to go, we eat the sushi at the parking lot (the paramount theater has free complementary parking, which was nice). It was actually nice, sit there, like we were 20, eating the sushi at the car. We go to the show, entrance was easy. fast. we didn't know but we got great seats too.
The show started, you (Andrew) catch not one, or two, but three flies hahaha, during the show.
What can I said? It was PERFECT. the show was just AMAZING. and your story matched a lot to ours. I couldnt pull this out this perfectly if I tried for years. It was meant to be.
I know, there may be millions of fans idolatrizing you, I just knew you from a couple of videos on IG, and then your YT channel. all recently. In any case, I just hope, may be, one day, you read this. I know that this is your profession, and you are just awesome at it, but it was beyond any words, beyond magical, you sharing your story, making us laugh like we didn't in a long time, while at the same time hold our hands and look each other because we went trough something too. It was a mix of feelings. What a trip. I cant express enough what an awesome night, without you even knowing, gave us. A lifetime memory probably, so, just that, a humble THANK YOU.
After all the jokes he made, the guardians of the galaxy one just topped it off, Hell Yeah❤😂😂
He’s the top dog in comedy.
Not an engineer, a maintainer.
The "come on now” was so newyork of him 😂😂
incredible crowd work
'It's not like the planes are falling apart' no kidding. Let's also not forget Boeing's absolute screw up of the space station. We got astronauts stuck up there because Boeing can't get its shit together.
Schulz about to go off this week! 😂
God bless that worker May him and his family stay safe
The sound of your laugh is like the sound of wiping on the glass
Andrew laughing like a seal still gets me 😂
That whistle joke LMAO. Definitely a Mexican
John Oliver did a funny bit about Boeing for LWT.
He found a clip where someone snuck into the Boeing factory and asked people, "Would you fly on this plane?".
Most of them were like: maybe or nah
One dude tho was like, "Yeah, but I kinda have a death wish."
Statistically it still way safer than an automobile, yet that isnt really a great arg when they have market dominance and cut corners in engineering that is supposed to be one step below rocket science.
In other words: they are supposed to be the pinnacle of aerosoace engineering. Sadly, they seem to not be that anymore, atleast right now.
2:11 Maybe Andrew'll find out why he's laughing on the next flight
This was fantastic!
This dudes stand up is funny to me…much better than on pods
Yoooooooo, that guardian of the galaxy reference is epic! 😂😂
Andrews laugh: HAHAHAHA 🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬
Anyone notice the 2 KAREN'S BEHIND HIM......LAUGH THAT SHIT IS SO FUNNY. BECAUSE TRUE
3rd row back in the middle looks like mike rober, but not quite.
I can't wait till he comes out. 💕
I didn't know schults is a waiter in the new episodes supacell😂😂
Leftie loosey righty tighty. Lol. Dude hilarious 😊
Andrew got a Seagull laugh 😂
RIP Andrew. I hope your family finds solace in your absence.
Big ups to Andrew Schulz! Keep it up dude!! but that boeing dude was so scrpted!! 😂🤣😂😂😂 still amazing tho!!
im sure it wasnt scripted..
No one sells Airbus better than Boeing lol 😂
Mexico was having a shortage of corn. Took the Boeing to Nebraska. Good ole corn huskers.
here from dangelo....
👍 👍 👍 To the guy... Being in front row & calling the wrath upon himself!!
Pointy arrow 😁😀
Boeing calling Schulz " So when's your next flight there Andrew"
Protect this man
Boeing mention & suddenly Schultz exhaust has a leak the one day his garage door doesn't open.
Ortiz... From Nebraska 😂😂😂😂
Andrew Schulz is a boss on stage, can’t wait to one day be at a live show.
its not the engineers...its the management and the board 🗣🗣🗣
Omg 😂😂😂😂. This dude is funny as f***. Lol😂😂😂😂
Please upload more on TH-cam Schulzy
This ain't the pod but I'll take it for now
Pouahahahah andrew on netflix roasting kev on roasting brady pouahahahHhH😂😂😂😂😂
That whistle is actually cussing him out. That's why it's distinctive.
That was a “chinga tu madre” whistle 😂😭😭
Andrew: Boeing handles their business!
Boeing: You got that right. Just look at the wistle blower.
He always looks like a single man from the 1950s love the shirts 😅
No one laughs harder at Andrew Schulz' jokes....than Andrew Schulz.
Rip Andrew
Bro that seagul laugh kills me😂
Thumbnail is epic man
I was there, he killed it
WHERE DO I WATCH THE FULL SHOW.