AUSTRALIA GETS THESE JOKES | Andrew Schulz
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The fact that schulz knows the minor nuances of every country is pretty incredible.
This is what makes him a successful international comedian. A lot of American standup comics will go overseas and just do Arby's jokes or whatever which doesn't really translate
@@Yea_I_Got_Nothing nah it's a bit more than that. When he asks somebody in the audience where she comes from and when she says from "unknown African country i can't remember anymore (was it Rwanda?)" and he asks "yeah there are 2 big tribes in the countries tribe x and tribe y are you part of the first or the second?", that's a bit more knowledge about the countries/cultures of the world than just "not being ignorant".
And the art is transforming that knowledge into witty jokes that appreciate those cultural little things
@@Kamikater2 I think he visits a lot of countries, talks with people there, and that's how he gets all this knowledge.
Correct me if I'm wrong.
@@KingKRool91More or less. They hire local comedian as a consultant to give them materials and knowledge. Hence he understand perfect nuances of the joke
It's called research dude. It's nothing new
The front row full of Asian Australians is the icing on the cake. Nice job Drew, killed it. lmao
We ain't America. If you live in Australia you are Aussie
@@2010haynes who cares bro. Ameraicans or Australians... nobady cares of countries anymore
no youre not. if youre a citizen youre an aussie.
Spiltin hairs are we@@damiensmyth3404
Ain’t American bluhhh
Massive props for getting to know Aussie culture enough to pull some of those lines!
Lot's of research.
its almost as if he does a lot of work behind the scenes before he goes on stage and entertains people...
@@vk-br1dr it’s what keeps him ahead of the rest, many could spout the same stuff wherever they go. Schulz is different it’s what makes him one of the best
He always does his research, and well too!
Mate, he even knows the difference between millions of communities in India. Understanding Aussie culture is no big deal compared to that.
I am a 53 yr old Aussie, blown away by this funny Yank’s local knowledge. Almost spat my coffee a few times laughing 😆
Imagine if journalists put this type of effort into researching 😂
@@LordFergII😢😢
Must be from Melbourne 😜
@@TheMelbournelad Damn…There goes my poker career. I’ll have to stick with growing weed. Monash Uni, go Hawks 😤
@@southerncrosshempoil haha a glenferrie puffer 😜 used to work at Kew and Glen maccas in 2000s. Man the things you saw at 2am
“Round eyes. Full hearts. Can’t lose.” I’m fucking dead. You’re an actual comedic genius. Never change
Man he always kills it with the cultural content
collab with filipino stand up comedians next upload? Mag 2 months na! Upload upload din 😅
ayooo wil XD
i know I'm like damn Australia gonna arrest him for a speech crime out there haha.
@roborat6712 🤫
As a Chinese, i felt a little racist when he said that joke "little creatures on beach", but he made me laugh, lol, this guy is a genius.
This is how Andrew got big, he did his homework, made the process to iron out his jokes and then just posted it on YT (in clips) and let it sit. Glad that becoming more famous and more financially well off didn't change the way the dude approaches the comedy game. Keep on Schulzie, Asshole Army!
Right? It's awesome to see, dude even put up his own money to buy back his own special and then got it put on Netflix awhile back too!
He got big cos of Rogan, period.
haters gonna hate @@richiem7716, fuckouttahere
1:30 as an indian man who walks in the beach wearing jeans, i feel so validated that the bro flew all the way to see someone cray like me
Hey, is that true? Do our Indian fellows do that?
@@ecoideazventures6417 he is joking.
@@ecoideazventures6417lol go to any beach in India. Most people don’t wear beachwear. They all go in regular clothes.
So what? I don’t understand if someone is walking in a jean.. is it mandatory to wear a short dress on beach? Some international rule i didnt read? 😂😂
@@Rocky-pz8px Once you try shorts on the beach you won't be asking that question!😎
1:56 at least we know 3 karens are going to speak to the manager after the show LOL
HAHAHA amazing to have observed that ;) I stopped the video at 1:56 when I read your comment and loughed so hard xD xD xD
@@Gilgaladt Too bad i couldn't find their reviews on YELP LOL
Glad I'm not the only one that zeroed in on that and though something similar. haha
@@D20AttackRolls if you were to open the oxford dictionary and look up a sore thumb there , they gonna send you to 1:56 of this video fo sure LOL
Great find. The looks on their faces are priceless.
Wow, the amount of local knowledge is impressive. Man clearly puts in due diligence and effort into those jokes. As an Aussie, that was just awesome 👌
As a Chinese I laughed so hard that my social credit score just dropped 100
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Okay now I'm really scared. It's a joke guys! IT'S A JO
💀 they watching
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I cannot comprehend the amount of research this man has done on every tiny aspect of all these cultures. Respect.
Only thing I caught is he said “senna” talkin bout Centrelink. We say “senno” lol but yeah he’s damn good
Ghost writers are a thing
@@DonRoyalXnobody say senno in Australia buddy😂
@@kosan2875 goin to cenno for a check brahh
Idk man but Sydney we do 😂
@@kosan2875 Everyone does mate
4:50 he perfectly described America in the first sentence of a promo. THAT'S talent.
should be a T-shirt or something
Not right swiping LOL 💀
The music, man
I’ve no idea why, but the “sky dumpling” part had me dying! 🤣
Pretty sure my gta online character had all those looks over the years
"China you guys will be shirts, obviously cause thats where there made" 😂 this killed me
Australia has always been like England's much cooler brother that you actually wanna hang out with.
And the US is like that weird uncle that you know has major issues, but you still kinda like.
exactly
lmao... that is so true
Australia is a cultural puppetstate of usa
Andrew is a comedy genius. He clearly respects other cultures and his well thought out gentle teasing is hilarious and definitely done with love. His audience is totally mixed and that’s the proof right there that he’s bringing us all together. Love the guy 💯🙏🏽
Look at all all those cultures laughing together ❤
Doesn´t mean they stop thinking they are better than others.
@@PROVOCATEURSK reflection of your own thoughts maybe?
@@PROVOCATEURSKIt’s Australia Mate, we don’t get hung up on how one was born and looks, we care about who each individual is as a person, not a group of race. It’s tacky, uncouth and immature to judge others based on their culture here.
Unless they're unvaccinated😂@@SRM2025
Go girl, the seventies here was outrageously funny with all this stuff and got dragged all places never saw a beef get real, but heaps of jokes. @@SRM2025
The fact Andrew took time to learn the sub cultures and stereotypes in all these different countries is legendary! 💯
1.56 centre screen - Karen in the blue top is not happy that Andrew did his research LMAO
Its called having a writer
@mattk8810 obviously, he then sits down and looks over his notes before he delivers them dikhead
he is just a bully disrespectful person ,he didn't crack jokes ,these type of talks every normal people do and they laugh
As a canadian, judging by this video alone, these are pretty common knowledge, I'm assuming the average cultured Americans knows most of this too. There's just so much stereotyping and racism going on in US/Canada that I'd be more surprised if you don't know these already.
As a Indian, that’s the most realistic thing I heard about us 😂😂😂😂
MFER smell like onions 🧅
Hilarious cause I used to work up in the snow and I love you guys but you would ttons of cute Indian couples constantly came up with no proper shoe shoes for the snow similar to the water very funny it's so like as you go into the snow you're feet you're gonna freeze and it doesn't occur to them that they should probably cover their feet when it comes to like frostbite and stuff😂😂😂
I have been a fan of this guy since his comedy club days and I am really amazed to see how far he has come. Way to go man ❤
Holy shit, I feel like I'm back in the 80's with equal opportunity offensive jokes, I LOVE IT!
Controversal Idea but we need those jokes and humor. Humor is a coping mechanism to deal with partially horrofying stuff that happens. Racism is horrible almost everyone with 2 braincells agrees but making jokes with and about racism helps us to cope with it and maybe put it in the right perspective that it is rediculous. Just as example.
Being pc is good when it's about politics, but not necessarily when dealing with jokes.
@@Mandred85 you're so right, I'd say that when we used to make those racial/stereotypical jokes we were not hurting each other, we were healing together, you could take a moment to think to yourself "yeah you're we kind of act like that for some reason" now obviously this didnt mean we were using the N-word and stuff, but it was just healthier to everyone, no awkward silences trying to be politically correct, just jokes
We are fighting back! We need acid free speech comedy back
To educate yourself on a culture so as to better offend its people optimizes the kind of entertainment I love most
epitomises
I m Taiwanese and I love the joke. Don’t worry, we taiwanese girls already did surgery to make our eyes look bigger. 😊
some of the most beautiful women on the planet!
Do you want to go in ocean with jeans and socks on
@Vivas890
Simping is really a helluva drug inni'.
@veersushantkumar
That joke was on your kind p@jeet my son.
@@Anonymous-lu7xr that was a joke kid
"just for this time, open em up" 😂😂
Really impressed with the local knowledge, didn’t come across as forced or corny just good jokes that an Aussie would make, well done
This bloke is destined to be an absolute great. As a foreigner to come to different countries and absolutely crush material that is culturally accurate and relevant is next level. Comedic genius!
I noticed how you used the word foreign. A dead give-away who you really are. And what Country you are from. So sad.
@@gavinjennings7312 Schulz is a "foreigner" literally everywhere except the US.
@@jsquared1013true, but outside of America it’s an extremely rude way to describe someone.
@@jsquared1013 sneaky
@@Dirty01 sneaky
It's pretty damn impressive that he makes an entire set just for Australia.. and that it kills. He likesly only does one/two shows in each ctiy then leaves. Gotta give props for that.
The petrol sniffing joke is a very Australian take. Excellent delivery and very well researched.
@@ChickityChicken says who? It was a funny joke and very relevant to Australian culture.
@@ChickityChickenah well then they shouldn't sniff petrol then ..it's not like they don't do it..but hey you pretend it doesn't happen
Yea hopefully the absurdity of that joke influences a few young people to never start sniffing petrol.
As long as he equally offends every race I’m actually okay with anything he says.
@@ChickityChicken Actually quite relevant. It's ashame politicians can not have a honest conversation about the plight of the Aborigines social situations.
@@ChickityChickencomedy is not for soft people 😂
Andrew is phenomenal. He can go somewhere and roast the culture and make people laugh. Beautiful when humanity works this way!
FINALLY. A comedian that can match Australian political-incorrectness.
The fact that you learn local nuances everywhere you perform is just genius. I wish I could be a part of the club.
As a Taiwanese, Andrew absolutely killed this bit
Its the unmatched delivery with the knowledge of each culture that makes Schultz so frickin good
The delivery of these jokes was on point 😂
Three ladies unimpressed at 1:56 🤣🤣🤣
Andrew Schulz is a genius. He understands culture, every where he goes.
As a Taiwanese, I'm prepared to open my eyes up. 😅
....that should be 🙂not 😅!
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oh he was referring to eyes hahahah (i've been in south-east asia way too long)
"Just for this period of time..."
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There is no such thing as Taiwanese. Your constitution is called the Republic of China, clown.
Dude with the side eye at 3:56 was like, damn, he's right...
LMAOOOOOOO INCREASE THE CENTRELINK
The man fills entire arenas of people of all Australian sub cultures. Political correctness is no where to be found. Everyone in the place is laughing even the subcultures whose race is the butt of the jokes.
Proud to be an Australian when I see clips like this. If we can't laugh at ourselves and those around us we have lost our humanity. Shows there is hope in our little country yet.
Vom
1:55 that one white lady not vibing 😂
Thought I was the only one that saw her
i thought i was the only that saw that..
watch it a again, the whole family is not vibing
@@CS-932 yeah but she just stands out
She looks like Amy Schumer
This guy is the modern-day comedic great! For sure! Have been following him since a long time and now he's really getting the big shows and tours that he truly deserves! The amount of cultural research that goes in with his jokes is just amazing!
Andrew feels like he's always updated on what's happening in the world
What a classic about the Indians swimming at Bondi Beach LOL - I binged watched Bondi Rescue and wondered the same thing LOL
round eyes, full hearts, cant lose lmao😂
I love that comedy brings people together
For a short period of time. They still want to dominate the world with their people and their religions.
You're absolutely unmatched, you do a show in a foreign country and completely adjust to the culture. this is incredible preparation! and from an Australian this shit is funny as hell!
" Step mom piping" killed me bro 💀
"In 2024 The Life Tour is coming all over to America, like Josh Giddey watching Toddlers and Tiaras" BAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
“Round eyes full hearts can’t lose.” I’m crying man always has great insight and amazing sets
1:56 those 3 ladies did not enjoy that joke lol
their loss lol
It was fantastic to be at this Sydney show. Andrew crafted so many jokes which were tailored to his Sydney audience and I so hope he shows more snippets from the Sydney show (he makes jokes about certain Sydney suburbs, etc. and ends the show an awesome way).
How awesome is it! I was at the Melbourne show and completely echo what you say. I was amazed at his local knowledge!
1:05 they just laughed at indian man 😭😭😭😭
Michael J Fox in an ice bath!!
2:21 I cannot believe he made that petrol sniffing joke. Any Australian who said that would instantly have lost his career.
Do the aborigines sniff petrol? *not from Australia
@@brownjatt21
I can't personally testify to the practice, but it's treated as common knowledge
@@brownjatt21Yep alot of my half brothers and sisters from the mob do. Its mostly a rural thing though from what I've experienced, I've only ever met a few urbanised brothers that did it or didn't seem to care people knew and only cause they were too poor for other drugs.
Balls of titanium; just as it should be with a comedian. He didn’t flinch or pull out. Well done mate.
He has impressed me significantly more than any other comic purely by the fact he clearly researched and got to know Australia then wrote a custom script of jokes that we get specially the effort and humour is unmatched truly great job man keep it up 👍
Destroyed Josh Giddey at the end
That American monologue in the end was amazing!
Andrew is surely one of the greatest of all time. He has hella knowledge on almost everywhere he goes and makes fun of it which is remarkable.
Telling Taiwanese people to open their eyes wide and go full round eyes so Americans and Australians can tell them apart sounds like hes knowledgeable
BLOWN AWAY by how he incorporates so much cultural relevance into his routine! Have been a huge fan of his for years but to hear this routine and automatically picking up on every reference is beyond amazing 🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺
Us Aussies got a life sentence bro and still no parole.
As an Aussie, this is just an average conversation with me and my mates that is kids friendly
man even xi jin ping himself will crack up at those taiwan jokes
People need to learn to laugh man. Look at the behemoth in the upper middle at 1:56 , LIGHTEN UP, I’d kill to see Andrew live!!
i saw it too !!!!
He’s just pissed he had to pay for 2 seats…
HAHAHA I FOUND HIM IMMEDIATELY
Probably one of the protestors mentioned in the video 😂
Comedy is what can bring all of us together cause we get it 😂
As someone from Perth I can confirm that Schulz has an insane ability to connect the dots to make his content hit so hard and relatable and fresh each time 😂 the Rotto bit had me cackling. What a beast of to be able to balance the art of nativity and full on understanding of the underlying context 🤛 On ya Schulzy!!!!
Holy shit I've never seen a foreigner so perfectly nail the relevant Aussie bits! Bro had me in stitches
At 1:56 Caroline Ray not laughing and wondering how Andrew does it.
Didn’t expect this to be so freaking sharp!
Very funny, very well done 👍
Andrew is too smooth. He definitely does his homework for the crowd he is workin.
I can’t wait to see this man with a normal haircut lmao
Haha I'm aussie and I approve this video.. Andrew 2024,
Spit the funny facts Andrew.
Being a comedian is not easy. These people take most senstitive matters turn them into humorous thing. people just laugh it off. I hope the world should be that way.
impossible.
sorry but comedians are clowns. nothing they ever say is actually good or bad. it just is a joke.
and of course people that don't take themselves too seriously will enjoy whatever a comedian says, even ignorant nonsense.
seriously, the amount of garbage nonsense and historical inaccurately, especially the woke comedians say is borderline stupid.
Trevor Noah is a stupid comedian for example.
he complains that Western "white people food" is bland or garbage.
he most likely talks about American or British food.
but the rest of "white people food" from Europe are always regarded as the best food in the world.
French, Italian, Greek and Spanish cuisines are amazing. even Hungary has the goulash, meat and potato stew.
anyways. lots of other things Trevor Noah says are borderline ignorant and racist as well. his stupid ideology of leftist politics and hatred of white people is very well known.
I happen to be white and also from Eastern Europe. a guy like Trevor Noah would get killed in this part of the world.
why? because stupid nonsense is not something Eastern Europeans like. or stupid games of wokeness. making every "diversity" and "multiculturalism".
multiculturalism is a failed ideology.
Yugoslavia, Lebanon, Cyprus, Syria, Turkey, Irak, Sri Lanka, Somalia, Pakistan/India, Ethiopia are just the most well known examples.
and even Myanmar and China have either deported or put ethic minorities in concentration camps.
Tibetan Buddhists and Uyghurs in China for example.
or how Myanmar deported those Muslims called Rohyncha or whatever.
so yeah, comedians are clowns. some of their jokes work. other times, they are narcissistic assholes that say ignorant nonsense.
He's the last one left still willing to be funny . This man must be conserved and protected
You aren't watching enough comedy if you think he is the only one funny.
@@adam88099 at least with this kind of jokes he is bro
Andrew Shultz is great but don’t forget Dave Chapelle.. Dave Chapelle is also sacred
dave doesnt do racist yet entertaining comedy like this anymore. @@marisoldeoliveira4838
The Taiwan bit is absolutely brilliant. And if you're Taiwanese, you can't even be upset about it.
People in ΤαιωαΝ are CΗίΝese, everyone knows that. ΤαιωαΝ is part of CΗίΝα obviously you can’t tell them apart. Nothing to get upset about.
because they have no self respect, of course.
Melbourne 2023 had Chappelle, Kevin Hart, Bert Kreischer and Mark Normand. Schulz was by far the best show. Incredible.
Bro that centerlink joke and spiderman meme got me good.
The “Who did your haircut Micheal J Fox in a ice bath” killed me 😂😂😂
I don't think even Chinese can tell, their was case during korean war where asian american soilder claim to be Chinese and told the soilders not to shoot and they didn't shoot him and he bombed them
This guy’s really good!!!
He’ll be in the hall of fame with Richard Bill Dave and all of them
I'm from NZ and it's true, fully clothed Indian Uber drivers wash up on our shores all the time.
Hahaha! 👳♂️👳♀️
I was shocked with how on point the Australian references in his jokes are, man’s done his research.
Great to see comedy like this again, proof that really no real world people are offended by it, just some people get offended on behalf of someone they dont know even exists
Aussies don't fight. They don't have any guns. Let the big boys handle the wars.
This man right here is the blueprint, knows enough about every city he plays to creat nuanced jokes, this is a comedic genius right here, I'm inspired!!!
as a taiwanese that doesn’t particularly like his andrew’s talk show, this actually made me laugh. good job. the spider man meme. LOL
I've crossed more borders than a chinese spy balloon. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"I don't even wanna tell y'all" 😂😂
Andrew has outdone himself this time with the local references. Wow dude. I'm shocked and laughing at the same time.
From first watching Schulz on brilliant forever ago, to his rise and continued success (mostly outside of mainstream comedy) I can say he hasn't ever not been himself regardless of how "big" he has gotten. Gotta give the man props for doing it his way!
😂😂Hoping you stop in Denver on us tour
How am I only now finding this dude? The content is exactly what my 56year old fat Aussie ass grew up with. Respect!
We don't even want our land back.. we just want you to increase the Centrelink! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why have I only discovered you! I missed the Australian Tour! When are you due back? Will your show go to Netflix?
Hell yes!! He uploaded the set. I saw this live and have been trying to retell the jokes ever since.
You are a LEGEND in comedy sir
He’s done his homework
Keep dropping more of these
1:56 you can see the karens in the audience looking disappointed
That was really good, never realised how funny Freddie Mercury was!