Causing As Many Deaths As Possible In Minecraft
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The tone of his voice while killing everything
*_Im scared and entertained at the same time_*
Okay, first it was Justin Y. Now it is my counterpart CptRussia, and the other is Mycuel Something.
@@whiskey419 What about some guy with a moustache
• C R Y B A B Y • Ain't seen him yet hoss.
Dude i have seen your comments twice today on two different topics
CptRussia I saw in a different video on TH-cam!
(A different channel)
"911, what is your emergency?"
"This guy just killed 1000 chickens."
"I'm... sorry?"
"Yeah, 1000 chickens in minecraft. And a creeper, and a- *click* hello?"
Ur a good jokester
Max is 100 days in jail for killing chicken or cockfighting so 1000x100=100,000 days so you can die in prison for killing chicken not by exactions but time spent
U.S NAVY- that’s.. oddly legit
Lukepar3 Gaming yep
Much funny yes laugh
I find it funny that fish being stabbed didn’t count as a death, implying fish weren’t worth being considered as alive
Dude he is so stupid he could have made a bad in the beginning
@@JustKaiding fuck you
@@alainadrinkwater5862 I will
@@perfectbotgreg5119 ohhhh~
I deleted the comment because saying something like that is not fair to someone else on the app
boffy: i hate bees’
also boffy: “killing the wither with an army of bees”
YES i was going to say that i just watched that vid
Dude he is so stupid he could have made a bed in the beginning
@@ericyang1401 :)
I remember that video
@@stephaniepolselli7526 lol
4:10 Pink sheep have a very rare 0.164% chance of naturally spawning.
Usmile and he just kills it lol
Seriously i always see pink sheeps
@@shizurika you're taking all our luck ;-;
I am displeased by him
I’ve had two naturally spawn within a chunk of eachother. That was the luckiest thing to ever happen to me so far.
“I hear monsters, but the real monster is me”- boffy
AJ THE GOAT I read this the exact time he said it💀
@@looney6940 Ok then what time did he say it
Undertale genocide in a nutshell
Aether Gaming yes- XD
I need to frame that quote in my house
boffy: “i dont have a place to sleep”
also boffy: has 10 wool and trees all around him
but he didn't have a place to sleep
@SuperMikej2 but he didn't have a place to sleep
@SuperMikej2 but he didn't HAVE a PLACE to sleep
@SuperMikej2 yeah but you know what i mean. he didn't have a place to sleep not that he couldn't make one
@SuperMikej2 I think he meant a PLACE like a house for example
Mojang: adds bees to raise awareness about bees
Boffy: *slaughters them all*
“Fix the pvp. Give us a cave update.”
You got your wish
eh cave update isn't quite here yet and pvp is still broken and bad so I wouldn't quite say so. I'll consider pvp fixed when a fucking axe isn't the best pvp weapon
Did you not see the ongoing pvp changes in the pvp snapshots?
@@potatoeyboi yeah
@@narius4241 well it does kind of make sense that an axe would do more damage since it's heavier and more expensive
@@DavidNikkiZane eh I still prefer the sword
"i should be at school"
that quote is inaccurate now...
Coronavirus
Jason Hall That’s what he was referring to? I didn’t realize. thanks for educating me as without your comment I wouldn’t have understood the joke.
2 c’s not one
@Chocrix That’s not the joke. Boffy was sick and wasn’t going to school.
YUP
"give us a cave update we don't want bees"
Mojang: **makes cave update where you need honeycomb to make candles**
Bees still useless tho, like who uses candles f
@@diarenee9012 my bases are like wizard towers so I actually use them often
@@diarenee9012 Candles are very good for builders.
@@diarenee9012 bees actually pollinate crops to grow faster instead of using bone meal and get food faster
Honey blocks are good for red stone
“Give us a cave update we don’t want bees.” Well you’re in luck
Boffy's sarcasm is so strong that I really, really think he needs a hug.
Go check out remainings even tho being a kids youtuber man he sounds sarcastic as heck
His leather armor has Thorns II be careful
@@StandardCashflow lmao i used to watch him
@@leshtshow lmao,im thinking of switchin to discord for a while but ill make my mind up
@@StandardCashflow fun haha
Boffy's vocabulary and monotone voice is perfect
sounds like technoblade
And he’s 14
I too have a monotone voice
Perfect FOR A RADIO
I’m not trying to throw shade or anything
Agreed
Alternate title: boffy has a God complex and slaughters everything
That vegan teacher: No you can’t just kill 1000 animals!!!!
Boffy: haha sword go brrrrrr
hahaha sword go swoooosh
He's literally the man with the white van of minecraft.
"Come on little chickens, you want some seeds?"
˚-˚
@@andrewc3015 ・o・
;-;
👁️👄👁️
._.
Litellary everyone: *WE NEED CAVE UPDATE!*
Mojang: *Ya like Jazz?*
Community: wants cave update
Mojang: best I can do is bees
Community: Cave Update
Mojang: ha ha, bee go buzz
Hello my long lost twin
Ya like _beezz_
Everyone: A cave update would be nice
Mojang: Bees, take it or leave it
"Now it is nice and clean" *in real life that entire field would be red with blood!
7:30 when you blink during a redstone tutorial
"Playing god without god powers." The most human thing i've heard today.
why you have underfell Sans prof' Pic?
@@gachalucky869 this is a very very old account
@@fearechoes1161 okay then
@@gachalucky869 Okay
@@fearechoes1161 hey are yo a fan? if not why yu don't chance
"Torches are for little baby boys"
5 seconds later:
**Makes a torch**
He can't see
@@circleubuntu e’yup
@@alainadrinkwater5862 eyup
True
@@circleubuntu we know Xd
"We don't want bees, fix PVP, give us a cave update!" Seems they listened
Boffy: we don't want bees give us new caves or something *two updates later * there's a cave and cliff update
Little did he know that he'd someday lead a bee army
lmao
And a wolf army
i luv bees
i am the 690th like of this comment
yes, little did he know
“I’m going to lure them into the breeding hole with the fake promise of seeds”
-boffy
69 likes
but what if i ruined it
@@charmeleonevolves5553 NOOOO
@@crystuim738 i didnt actually ruin it btw
I feel like that's the plot of The Promised Neverland-
sounds like a government
"I did manage to infect half of my school though so I'm proud of myself" I had to go back and check the year it was released. Good job boffy.
Boffy: “we don’t want bees, give us a cave update”
Minecraft: *challenge accepted*
"Torches are for babies"
*Makes torches 5 minutes later*
Make that 5 seconds
@@drantigon edit will ruin the meme lmao
"I did manage to infect half of my school, so..."
That's called foreshadowing
Covid be like: 😍
420th like 😏
"We don't want bees, we want a cave update"
"Maybe I should just get sick and then make videos cuz the commentary's much better"
6:20 boffy you scare me
Boffy: it kinda looks like a...
Boffy's brain: wait I'm not that immature
Boffy: yeah it just looks stupid
I honestly thought it looked like a gun
@@zeeee8305 timestamp?
9:52
@NewDays nobody asked. Tbh nobody cares either
*thinks about TH-cam monitazation*
Boffy: “ a little bit closer, I’m not gonna hurt ya”
Bee: *comes closer*
Boffy: *kills bee*
Classic Evil Peoples in 2020 exempt without the candy
He did say he wouldn't hurt it
rip bee १०० बछ-२०२०
Can we get an F for the bee
*TOP 10 ANIME BETRAYALS*
Hearing “give us a cave update” from the future makes me laugh.
"Mojang change the PVP! Give us a cave update!"
_Little did boffy know that what he said will become true._
"Mojang, you think we want bees?"
The redstone community would like to know your location
The lovers of bees community would like to know your location.
i already know you're location
Am I te only person who really likes the bees? ;-;
The building community would like to know your location.
The noteblock community would like to know your location
"torches are for baby boys who cry for their mama when a monster comes out
*seconds later
*I NeEd ToRcHeS*
That's just Boffy in all of his videos
I think he's trying to tell us something
@Rono Hernandez hes 14 or 15 hes not little 1 to 9 is little
@Farzana parvin
I'm sorry..but I need to r/woooosh you.
*_r/woooosh_*
@@honeybun0ink kk *r/wooooosh*
When he sneezed I actually said bless you like he could hear me
I love it how this video is pretty much boffy being a slaughterhouse
*Sneeze*
"I should be at school."
2020: "Oh honey"
“I did manage to infect like half of my school though” -Boffy 2020 right before the coronavirus took over
I was looking for someone to comment this lol
That aged badly
So it WASNT a bat
Lol
@@aceradionetwork3697 That counter was pretty lowball then!
boffy: come here you! (to a chicken) *pulls out sword*
also boffy: wait nevermind ill let you live. *puts the chicken in enclosure to die later*
“ew is that a bee?”
Me: ah yes, in the next video you kill the wither with them :)
“You know what is fun? Playing god, without god powers”
*That’s called being a cult leader*
Or a dictator
Why does this have so many likes yet so little replies
*crowley has entered the chat*
666 thank me
"oh cool pink sheep. Aren't these rare or something?"
*Proceeds to slay it with the wrath of 1000 suns*
I saw this comment at the time he killed the sheep.
How dare he, I've been playing minecraft like, since it came out, and I've seen like *3 NATURAL PINK SHEPS*
i found a pink sheep while exploring once, so i put it in a boat and went all the way back to my house with it
the pink sheep still exists in that world and its name is kirby :)
'i hear monsters~ but the real monster is me' was probably my fav thing he said xD
“what did you think the entire fanbases was gonna be like ‘yes, this is the update we’ve been waiting for’?”
i mean, yeah, that’s kinda what happened
Boffy: Oh a pink sheep! Are they rare or something?
Also Boffy: **proceeds to kill the sheep**
I’ve been playing Minecraft for seven years and I still haven’t found a pink sheep
@@Ukulilly I found one in past 15 months
Ukulilly I found two pink sheep in the same world
I've found one yesterday, and then my minecraft server crashed so its gone. I'm still hurt how boffy just kileld the pink sheep.
(the odds of finding a pink sheep is 0,164% so its much less than 1%)
I made one world where I dedicated it to spawning sheep until I got a pink one and it took nearly an hour to find at least one.
"Minecraft is a peaceful game"
Boffy: *Yeahhh*
Yeaahhh NO!
“Rest assured knowing that I have killed at least a thousand living things” -the Boffmeister 2020
Boffy is legitimately the term Chaotic Neutral
"I did manage to infect like half of my school though"
Oh. Oh no. Hey I think we found patient zero...
no replies
Ruh roh
...shit
Well...
Yike
“Why would I wear armor made out of iron when I can make armor out of the skin of living things?”
-boffy 2020
I read this at the exact time he said that
@@manolitotan6708 same
Oop I accidentally disliked and then liked lol
Nope 2021😎
@@manolitotan6708 me 2
“We don’t want bees”
But then there’s tubbo
Bro doesn't only sound like a postal dude, but acts like him as well.
I hear monsters... *But the real monster is me*
14 yo girls: that’s so deep.
You a girl
No you a girl
Fans of Billie Eyelash probably
@@Littleha tf?
Shut up pks
The real reason why he’s a monster is because he used logs as fuel instead of making charcoal
Or just using planks
Also he killed a pink sheep
Also didn't count a salmon as a kill
And now he can makes videos of it because there is no school because of the covid-19 so "yay"
"We want a cave update!"
- Boffy, 2-8-2020
1:20 The most aged like mlik thing in a boffy video
I clicked on a corona virus news story on trending and eventually made my way to this video through TH-cam recommendations
Whats The History good job
Nice
Hehehe, no school for you
Same
666 likes huh
February 2020: 11:39
April 2020: That did not age well....
CORONA
Too soon
2:13
"You think we want bees?!"
Me, who wanted bees: :(
13:08 bro that is just perfect like the screams of the hundreds of chickens burning, the sound of the kill counter going up, just perfect.
PERFECTION👌
"there's one re-occuring theme throughout all of my videos it is probably torture"
*_subscribes_*
lmao
Uhm ok
That happened to me too
when you play people playground, torture becomes fun
Boffy: Bees are the worst mobs
Squids: Are we a joke to you?
Phantoms: Are we a joke to you?
Bats: Are we a joke to you?
At least phantoms drop something useful lol
Honestly I could live without Phantoms. I hate them with a passion. I miss the days where creepers and endermen were the things I had to worry about.
@Light Bulb Dealer same except I was running back from a mining trip. I died on the way back "this" close to my house, and then died two more times going to grab my stuff and go to bed. Fun times.
And why should cows be hated?
Ravgers and vindicators are worse im having good time trading with villagers then raid starts and vindicator tears me in half
1:21 mojang: boffy's wish is our command
2:09 him talking about how he hates Minecraft but loves it at the same time
2:13 *sneezes*
Me: he is allergic to Minecraft
“Give us a cave update not bees”
the prophet has spoken and thou holy Mojang has provided
it has indeed
Yup
@Peanut Butter is that a pun?
Edit: pretty sure it’s half pun, half true.
I was gonna comment this than I saw it already
@@artsycat1656 Judging from your username, you’re a wings of fire fan?
"I did manage to infect, like, half my school, so I'm proud of myself." That did not age well.
Searched for this exact comment, Boffy might have been a spreader lol
@@AJW2711 Ha!
R/agedlikemilk
I did that too, only covid cause I didn't have symptoms. FML
Bro I looked for this comment
boffy: i’m gonna watch a tutorial
me: sure
"It's almost night time and I have done nothing but get mad at bees, so I have nowhere to sleep" 20 seconds earlier. Mines wood. Holds 10 wool. Has a crafting table
Boffy: no, fix the pvp give us a cave update
Minecraft 1.17: allow me to introduce myself
Lol
tf
I love how you can add “in Minecraft” to the end of any sentence to make it sound innocent
"Genocide run... In Minecraft!"
i killed every kid under 12
i killed every kid under 12 _in minecraft_
i massacred every living thing on the planet except me in Minecraft!!
I anally penetrated all the animals in Minecraft.
Rev_64 it makes everything sound legal
Truly flawless intro, you should make more videos
*GIVE US THE CAVE UPDATE WE DONT WANT BEES*
minecraft in 2021 : 👁👄👁
Nobody:
McDonald’s
“Let’s industrialize the animal killing process”
Its funny becous it isnt
@@thexanfan8173 you must be fun at parties
666 likes, makes perfect sense
Macca’s Finns hit that up
@@HeadsetHatGuy jeah
TH-cam recommendations be like: Wanna see a sadistic minecraft player killing living creatures for quality content?
suzume I do..........
Rogue the weird one Same and do did suzume because she clicked the video..
Y E S MU C H L I V I N G
we be like:yes
and we, the demonic minecraft gamers we are be like: *happy demon noises intensify*
I think this is the video that Minecraft saw when they decided to do the caves and cliffs update in 1.17
Boffy: "Give us a cave update"
2 updates later: Caves and cliffs.
You got what you wanted.
mobs: Peacefully living in a minecraft world
Boffy: joins world
mobs: *Why do I hear boss music?*
E
*piano starts playing*
That implies you can beat boffy
Whyns I goirno giavvana will burn chickens
Lmao
He has forgotten to count the fishes death. Poor fish didnt make it into the "death count".
2:18
Edit: i didn't expect all the love... thank youu!♡
Oof
That's the comment I was looking for
Mcfuffin they have no souls and can’t pain I guess
I'm the 300 hundredth person to like this commet
Fish don’t count. They are natures retards
"No hidden fees, just you soul." Says every monthly subscription
Hearing u say
*No give us a cave update* rlly made me think of today
"i MaNaGeD tO iNfEcT hAlF oF mY sChOoL sO yAy mE"
“this did not age well”
alexandre j lmao
Jordan Prete
its going to age even worse in the next couple of weeks
alexandre j in the US lol Canada not so much
Jordan Prete
oh yeah i meant the US, a whole school district has to quarantine now and its only been a couple of weeks. what i wouldnt give to study abroad in canada rn
Bee: *poisons boffy*
Boffy: so I see you have chosen death
3:01
i thought that was a flying sheep😭
me: [enjoys watching this video]
boffy: "i should be in school"
me: [spits out my water bc i thought he was in his 20s or something]
guess what...
hes 14!!
Lord Wrecky Bro u joking?!?
Lord Wrecky wait what
@@joeshmoe6908 nope
@@annabecker5300 you heard me!!
Genocide route: Minecraft Edition
SPOILERS: You meet Herobrine at the end.
Omg iz herobraness?
DUDE WHAT THE FRICK WHY DID YOU SPOIL IT REEEEE
And then megalovania starts playing
Where do you meet notch
*MINETALE RATTVISA INTENSIFIES*
Part 2 please boffyyy😭
Boffy: "-if I want to effectively cause harm."
If I ever need a hitman, I know who I'm calling.
where are you gonna get boffy's number lol
@@mhhmsmfshsmhfh Everything can be obtained for a price.
Lol
I know hoo I’m calling
who you tryna kill
Boffy: *_YOU THINK WE WANT BEES!?_*
Me: _Quietly_ I-I mean, I wanted bees..
I didn’t WANT bees but I’m glad they added them
But I wanted rosters and sharks
Queen of Rainbow Zebras not bees
†.‧𓁹My Lord .‧† They wont add sharks because of endangered sharks or some crap, tbh they added polar bears and pandas, and they are endangered so why not sharks
@@xqueenbumblebeex8732 I don't think it's because they're endangered, I'm pretty sure it's because something else
"Ooh, A pink sheep, isn't this rare or something? *kills mercilessly*" 😂😂😂
I was laughing at the deaths of the chickens 😂😂 the sound of Minecraft death is halarious to me lmao
“ Oh a pink sheep aren’t they rare or something “
Meanwhile Pink sheep: 0.0082%
i seen this sheep once in my live lol
I've seen the pink sheep soo many times cause they spawn a lot when you go in a flower biome
My first pink sheep spawned in a swamp 😂
I remember in my early days of minecraft on a tablet, me and my sister would spawn hundreds of thousands of sheep to see who could get a pink one first.
I seen pink sheep 3 times
Boffy: killing as many animals as possible
Vegan Teacher: 😱😡
at least he didn't eat most of the chickens, or is that worse if we wasted the meat? xD
@@sleepwalker9866 yep
Words exist
and also any sane person because just because you're vegan, it doesn't mean you are the only person who cares about someone killing as many animals as possible: 😭😭😭
sorry, computers have these weird emojis and there are no angry faces so: >:( and :0 will have to do.
"why dont you give us a cave update?" 1.17 boffy pridicted the future.
Ok so it's about 2 am for me here, and I should go to bed, but no, I will watch boffy murder things until I need to wake up tomorrow. What is my life
0:38
boffy: I'm a big boy I ain't scared of no monsters
also boffy: *is like 14*
Uhm he is 23 years old
Cheese
@@glarus4008 wrong boffy pretty much proved hes 14 in his face reveal
@@fuyuhikokuzuryu991 Yeah, didn't he literally say the words "I'm actually 14 and not a middle aged man" 😂
Glarus where the heck did you get that from lmao